The Shoes Stay On

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human podcast. We are back another week and not hungover this time. I am your host, Alex the truck. We got my wife here, not the truck. And we got Courtney from across the land. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Yep, as always, I'm here. [00:00:21] Speaker A: And tomorrow we are going to go to Ren Faire. [00:00:25] Speaker C: It's Pirate Day. [00:00:28] Speaker A: I just wanted to, you know, go dress up as a pirate. [00:00:31] Speaker C: We made costumes. [00:00:33] Speaker A: Spent too much goddamn money. I'm a pink pirate on costumes. [00:00:40] Speaker C: I'm gonna look really cute. [00:00:43] Speaker A: I bought a sword. [00:00:45] Speaker C: Like, a real sword. [00:00:47] Speaker A: Well, it's a costume sword. It's a dull sword, but still, it's metal sword. [00:00:55] Speaker B: You're serious, guys? [00:00:56] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah, I bought a metal sword to, you know, go to Ren Faire. And, like, I had to, like, look it up. And I, like, emailed them. I'm like, hey, is, like, a black powder pistol gonna be okay? You know, and blah, blah, blah, blah. And, yeah, they're like, yeah, that's fine. You can do all that, whatever. And I'm gonna be really upset if I get there. I'm like, they said I could. [00:01:23] Speaker C: My God, that would be really sad. [00:01:30] Speaker B: Oh, my. [00:01:31] Speaker A: I mean, I. I have a feeling, like, they'll just, like, let me in. It's like, you know, like, what if I had a, you know, ccw and I was just concealed, carrying, like, a real gun? Like, you don't have metal detectors up in here. But everything should go fine. But, you know, I'll relax after it is all gone fine. Like that. [00:01:59] Speaker B: Everything will be fun. [00:02:01] Speaker A: See, like that. That's like, my problem is I. I get anxious about and I think of all the things that could go wrong. [00:02:11] Speaker C: It's a Ren Fair. What can go wrong? [00:02:15] Speaker A: I mean, there's a bunch of that could go wrong, but, like, they could be like, hey, you can't have the sword and you can't have the gun. You're gonna have to, like, go like, put that back. And then they're gonna be like, I'll be like, oh, okay. And then, like, you know what? You're banned from Ren Fair. Get the out. [00:02:35] Speaker C: I highlighted out. The second part is, whatever happened, unless you're, like, raving drunk or some, everyone's here to have a good time. [00:02:47] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, on the photo, like, I'm literally, like, on the website, you know, they have people jousting and there's like a dude with a sword on a horse. [00:02:58] Speaker C: Yeah, it's Ren Fair. [00:03:00] Speaker A: And I'm like, like, if I was. I'm excited like you could literally go to ComicCon with a sword. [00:03:09] Speaker C: I cannot wait. It's going to be so much fun. [00:03:12] Speaker A: And then they have weddings and. And I have a feeling like a bunch of people are going to get married. [00:03:17] Speaker C: Isn't there like a king and queen? [00:03:20] Speaker A: What? [00:03:20] Speaker C: Isn't there like a king and queen? [00:03:22] Speaker A: Rather there be a king and queen. [00:03:23] Speaker C: Cuz that's. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Sometimes there is. [00:03:25] Speaker C: Okay, cool. [00:03:27] Speaker B: Like this king, queen. [00:03:30] Speaker A: This dude literally has a sword out and he's like, you know, pointing at her stomach or something, you know. [00:03:37] Speaker C: Yeah. So it'll be fine, I guess. Okay. It is a cool place to get married, actually. I. It's a cool place. [00:03:46] Speaker A: I would not do this for you. [00:03:47] Speaker C: I would not do this either. Like that is. No, we. The type of wedding we had is the exact type of wedding I wanted to have. [00:03:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Getting married at the dmv, that's the greatest. [00:03:59] Speaker C: Okay. [00:04:00] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:04:02] Speaker C: Ceremony is where I wanted to have my vow renewal ceremony. God. [00:04:10] Speaker B: People do it all the time. They just do the paperwork and then they have the wedding later. [00:04:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Which is the best way to do it. No, absolutely best. [00:04:23] Speaker A: But yeah, like I'm like going through like they have like the worst website in the entire world. [00:04:28] Speaker C: Of course they do. [00:04:30] Speaker A: Like, it is so goddamn bad. [00:04:34] Speaker C: Why do their website have to be good? [00:04:36] Speaker A: Yeah, like you. You can like if you click on food and drink, it'll take you to the main page, you know. But then if you click on like the top Food and drink. And they spelled drink wrong too. [00:04:49] Speaker C: No, they spelled like that on purpose. No, no, that is. [00:04:52] Speaker A: I hate that. I hate, you know, using Y. It's like when, you know, people use British spellings like color. It's like C, you know, C O, L, O, R. But like some people like oh, you are okay. Or tire with a Y. Fuck off. Higher is spelled T I R E. If you spell any other way, you're wrong. [00:05:15] Speaker C: Okay. First and foremost wise look like cattails hanging down. So like why would you not want to see more cat. More cat esque shapes in your length in what you read and B so colored. And those kind of words are supposed to be spelled with A Ur. But over here, when printing presses like first came into thing like you wanted to. You wanted to maximize as small letter usage as possible. And so where they could cut out like a vowel here and there, they would to make space for more words. [00:05:46] Speaker A: The only thing I want at this, you know, Ren fair. The only thing I want is a giant turkey leg. [00:05:55] Speaker C: You are welcome to that. [00:05:56] Speaker A: I'm I'm gonna, like. I'm gonna find it. [00:05:59] Speaker C: Oh, of course you're going to find it. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Like, the giant. Like, the heat. Like, too big. Like, I want it to be a painful experience. I want me to, like, get halfway through this and, you know, like, oh, I want to throw this thing away. But I spent, like, $30 on it, so I can't throw it away, and I have to finish it like a man. But it's like, no, you just need. [00:06:19] Speaker C: To make a pouch for it. Hang it from your belt. Like, unfinished. Like, meat pouch. [00:06:24] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:06:25] Speaker C: You'd have to, like, do, like, the. Where they. Like the line. What they line the freezer bags with. It'll be perfect. [00:06:30] Speaker A: You can get up there, Mo. It's fine. [00:06:33] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This is so funny. But, you know, she was making trouble for him even before this, guys. [00:06:43] Speaker C: Okay, Momo, I see why you're having difficulty. [00:06:45] Speaker A: I don't know why she's having difficulty. It's. I've. She can jump. She knows how to jump. She's. [00:06:52] Speaker C: She can't jump this way because she needs to have more stuff to come out. All right, Momo, try that. See if that fixes it. [00:06:59] Speaker A: It doesn't. I. I've done all kinds of. But, yeah, they have pizza breadsticks, yakori. I don't even know what the that is. [00:07:08] Speaker C: Yes, you do. [00:07:09] Speaker A: What? [00:07:09] Speaker C: It's that lot. It's the octopus balls. [00:07:13] Speaker A: What? No. [00:07:13] Speaker C: Yes. [00:07:14] Speaker A: Yakitori chicken. Oh, let's. Oh, it's grilled chicken skewers. Just say that. I hate when, like, they are like. Oh, let's fucking, you know, make it fancy off. Chicken skewers. Smothered burritos. Brilliant Nachos. Meatball sliders. What? That's just a. That's a burger. A little burger. A meatball is just a burger patty. [00:07:41] Speaker C: Oh, my God. You're being such a buzz kill. [00:07:44] Speaker A: Chicken wraps. Turkey legs. This is here. This is what I want. They spelled legs with too many GS and added an E. Yes. [00:07:54] Speaker C: And yet you're still going to eat it. [00:07:56] Speaker A: I am. I am absolutely gonna eat this thing. [00:07:59] Speaker C: If you say turkey legs. I'm gonna call it turkey leggies the whole day. [00:08:03] Speaker A: I'll call it. I'm like, hey, can I get one of the turkey leggies over there? Give me a turkey leggy. They have, you know, baron of beef sandwich, fruit cobbler. They have steak on a. On a steak. [00:08:22] Speaker C: What? [00:08:23] Speaker A: Steak on a steak. Like, am I. [00:08:24] Speaker C: Yes. No, steak as in the cut of me on a steak. As. As the Killing weapon. You know when you stake somebody? [00:08:32] Speaker A: No, but. [00:08:33] Speaker C: Oh, my God, but they. [00:08:36] Speaker A: They have so much. [00:08:37] Speaker C: Like a spear. [00:08:38] Speaker A: Am I favorite part about all this? You know, no prices. [00:08:43] Speaker C: Well, of course not at all. [00:08:44] Speaker A: Not a single price. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Of course not. You already know how much you're going to pay. They already know how much they're going to charge. It is up to you if you want to lie about reality or not. [00:08:56] Speaker A: Okay, so I had to zoom in on, you know, this. Actually, that's not bad of a price. Crab cakes, $6.50 on the pitcher. [00:09:06] Speaker C: Oh, I couldn't spelled it with K's instead of the C's. [00:09:10] Speaker A: I mean, that would, you know, be too close. [00:09:13] Speaker C: Oh, I guess you're right. [00:09:14] Speaker A: It's like kkk. [00:09:18] Speaker C: That's not what I was thinking of, but that makes sense. [00:09:20] Speaker A: Crab cakes. Yeah. [00:09:22] Speaker C: My God. [00:09:23] Speaker A: But yeah, they have cheddar brats with peppers and onions. Seven bucks. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Oh, my God. I'm gonna match. I'm gonna fit right in with my costume. Gonna fit right in. [00:09:32] Speaker A: Like, there was like one photo I saw on this website where, like, a chick had her titties all the out. [00:09:39] Speaker C: Oh, fuck yeah. [00:09:40] Speaker A: Yeah, like, it was kind of like this one. [00:09:43] Speaker C: There should be bear titties in Ren faire. Like, like, kind of like I'm gonna have bear titties. Or as close as I can get to I'm gonna be a busty ass barmaid with a pirate hat. And we're all gonna pretend that makes me a pirate. [00:10:00] Speaker A: It's fine. [00:10:01] Speaker C: I want to get my face painted. [00:10:03] Speaker A: Well, if we can find the face paintings, then we'll do it. [00:10:06] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Photo contest. [00:10:08] Speaker C: I love having my face painted. [00:10:13] Speaker A: Oh, is that the whip dude? Yeah, I think that's that whip dude with the fake mustache. But yes, that. That is what we're gonna do. Oh, yeah. [00:10:31] Speaker B: They. [00:10:32] Speaker A: They have all kinds of cool. Yeah, they have a mask parade. Blonde Swan. [00:10:39] Speaker C: So there's stuff to, like, actually do do. [00:10:41] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. There's so much leather. Catskill Mountain boots and shoes. Hell yeah. See? What. What's the clothing? Noblesse Oblige. [00:11:01] Speaker C: Pearls. Oh, my God, this is so cool. What's under artwork? [00:11:10] Speaker A: Artwork. Let's see. [00:11:11] Speaker C: Yes, yes, yes, yes. [00:11:12] Speaker A: Glass Enchantment. The English Potter. Dragon Pets. Bendable Dragon pets. You already have one of those. [00:11:22] Speaker C: I know. And it. What I wanted it to do. It never will. [00:11:26] Speaker A: I can make it float or sink or whatever. [00:11:29] Speaker C: I know, you can. [00:11:30] Speaker A: Just, you know, just, you know, I'll get to it. Okay. I'm. I'm busy making you a pool oh my God. [00:11:39] Speaker C: You are making me a pool. [00:11:40] Speaker A: I. I am literally buying all this stuff to get you a insect proof pergola. [00:11:47] Speaker C: It's gonna be so nice. [00:11:51] Speaker A: See, like, this is why you never get married, actually, Courtney. Get married and then like complain at men all the time and, you know, blame them for everything that goes wrong. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Oh my. That sounds like a solid plan. [00:12:03] Speaker A: I mean, it's working out for her so far. Legends of the forest. Come and adopt your very own unique, magical creature. Feather tree silks. Okay. Yeah. What is the metal? I wanna beyond battle weapon red. Okay, yeah. Let's see what this is. Where to find them. Fuck you. How dare you just. [00:12:39] Speaker C: No. Now it's a mystery or. No, not mystery, but it's anticipation. [00:12:44] Speaker A: Okay, so they. Do they sell swords there? [00:12:47] Speaker C: Yes. So you will be fine with yours? [00:12:52] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:12:56] Speaker A: I want to see what the graphic art is. Yeah, they have so many goddamn shops. [00:13:02] Speaker C: Oh my God, I'm so excited. I want to see everything. [00:13:07] Speaker A: Yeah, it's gonna be like five hours. [00:13:10] Speaker B: God, it's gonna make like you're like. I'm so glad you paid off some of your credit cards, Alex. [00:13:19] Speaker A: I think she closed. [00:13:23] Speaker C: No, but they're paid off. [00:13:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I'm bringing 200 bucks. Like that. That's like. Unless something is like so insane that I'm like, I have to. Oh, they have a massage place. Okay, read more where to find them. [00:13:41] Speaker C: Ta da. [00:13:42] Speaker A: That's it? [00:13:44] Speaker C: You already knew that was going to happen. [00:13:45] Speaker A: Instead of like putting read more where to find them at the bottom. That'd be cool. Beef jerky, hair weaving, wax hands. Oh, they do have face painting. [00:14:00] Speaker C: Yes. [00:14:01] Speaker A: So yeah, you can go get your face painted. What are the attractions? Let's see. Climbing wall maze games. Oh, they have axe throwing, knife throwing, axe throwing, ninja throw, Jacob's ladder, King of the log, test of strength, and so much more. Make your own candle. Make a candle made out of my dick. [00:14:25] Speaker B: I bet you're gonna miss only bringing 200 bucks. [00:14:30] Speaker A: No, no. Like, why would I bring more? Like, like that. That. [00:14:37] Speaker C: Okay, are you going to click on the jewelry one yet? [00:14:40] Speaker A: What? [00:14:40] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:14:41] Speaker A: I don't. I don't even see what you're talking about. [00:14:43] Speaker C: Style options go back up top to the menu where you've been selecting things. [00:14:48] Speaker A: Oh, jewelry. [00:14:50] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:14:51] Speaker A: Toe rings, fairy shop, the Naughty lady, Rogues. Gall. Yeah, there's a load of things. [00:15:01] Speaker C: Yes. [00:15:02] Speaker A: And I. I feel like only some of these are like, you know, like. [00:15:06] Speaker C: I'll have to walk around once and then we can make Our decisions on what we want to buy on the second trip around. That way you're not buying the first thing you see every single time. But then you run out of money way too fast. [00:15:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I have, like, more money. Like, I can go to an atm and, and I also have gold coins too, so I can see if I can, like, barter with them. They're like, dude, no, you got these from Amazon for like $10. You like, no, you have to give me this. See, See, she's a brat. Yes, you've been, you've been a brat this entire time. She's been up and down there non stop. And then, you know, now she just is manipulating you to try and get what she wants because she's a brat. [00:16:02] Speaker C: I mean, she's a cat. And cats don't, like, change. [00:16:04] Speaker A: I mean, here's the thing. Like, if you have a cat, you know, and you're like, I. The cat's such an annoying pest. Don't have a kid. Kids are worse than cats. Ooh, jewelry handcrafted out of real preserved roses. So, yeah, we're, we're gonna go do this. And you know that that's my plan for tomorrow. And I, I, I did mention that I am making a pergola for my wife. [00:16:49] Speaker C: It's going to be so nice. I'm finally getting a pool. I'm so happy. [00:16:53] Speaker A: She's been pest. Like, she got a wild hair up her ass and she's like, I want a pool. And so now I have to go all out and build a, you know, badass pool, you know, with a bench that goes around it and do woodworking and, you know, just kind of be good at it. And I am good at it. It's, it's fine. You know, it's going to be no deal. But, you know, I have to, like, go through dig up. Luckily, I've already called 411-OR-811 or whatever it is, so I know where all the buried lines are. [00:17:34] Speaker C: That's a thing? Yes, that's a very good thing. Oh, yeah, like, that is very good. [00:17:41] Speaker B: Because, like, companies can actually have easements on your property and you might not know it. That's why you have to do that thing. And then also in some states, like, you have to put in a notice that you're going to be digging and then you have to, they have, the companies have three days to respond if anything's on their, on your property. [00:18:03] Speaker A: Oh, for here it's like 48 hours. And they get out there quick. Like, they're out there in like 10 hours for me. But I had to, I had to pound some ground rods out of £2. 10 foot ground rods into, you know, the dirt straight down. So I needed to make sure I knew where them gas lines and water lines were. And so, yeah, they came out, marked it all up and I'm like, cool. And then just pretty much drilled down as far as I can go and just took a sledgehammer and that sucked. But I got all 10ft of it. It's right down in there. And now I don't even remember where I put my own ground rods. So I just have to like dig carefully because I have like an idea of where they're at, but not really because they, according to code, they had to be so far apart and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What? [00:19:26] Speaker C: Oh my God. The wire like touched my patch and oh my God, it feels so weird now. [00:19:37] Speaker A: Who the messaged me. Yeah. Oh, God. I like, my, my wife has been watching this weird vampire show. [00:19:52] Speaker B: What vampire show is it? [00:19:54] Speaker C: The Black Dagger Brotherhood. Oh my God. It came out okay. You know when you come across a book and like you've read the book so many times, like, you know this book by heart. It's such a good book and they make a movie and it is literally just the book, like word for word. Oh my God, it was perfect. I loved it so much. They hinted at, they hinted at their potentially doing the next book book in the series. And I could not be happier. [00:20:21] Speaker A: See, but what with my head is apparently one of the main characters looks like exactly like one of my really good friends in Durango. [00:20:32] Speaker C: That's amazing. [00:20:34] Speaker A: And I'm like, holy. Like, it is him. And I like just put it in the group chat and everyone's like, I love, love that. And he completely ignored it. I'm like, I'm like, how dare you, how dare you not pay attention to this? You know, how dare you like, ignore me? You know, like, I, I, I pretty much tagged him in the post and then, you know, he's like, I'm going down the starlight like you. So yeah, I'm, I'm building my wife an insect proof pergola with a waterfall into the pool. [00:21:20] Speaker C: He's come up with all this cool stuff. He wants it to be good stuff. [00:21:23] Speaker A: I'm gonna go, if I'm in for an inch, I'm in for a mile. You know, it's like, yeah, might as well make it the best I can possibly make it. [00:21:34] Speaker C: It's gonna look really cool instead of, you know, it's gonna be nice and cool. It's so hot. It'll be nice to be able to get into the pool and be in it. [00:21:44] Speaker A: And the second it's, like, done and, you know, out, it's like. Then it's gonna, like, freeze. It'll be like, you know, August frozen snow. [00:21:55] Speaker C: Yeah. Once it starts to cool down, it has to be drained. [00:22:01] Speaker A: Well, we can have it through fall. I can just heat it up. [00:22:05] Speaker C: I would love that. [00:22:08] Speaker A: It ain't hard to heat up water. [00:22:10] Speaker C: I would really like that. [00:22:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Like you remember, like I heated up, you know, I just used the same principle that I used for your heater in your car. [00:22:24] Speaker C: That heater in my car, the one. [00:22:27] Speaker A: That I. Yeah, I know. [00:22:28] Speaker C: You built for me. Jesus Christ. That was life changing. [00:22:32] Speaker B: Why are you gonna put a heater. [00:22:34] Speaker A: In it in the pool? [00:22:35] Speaker C: So I can swim in it longer throughout the year that way. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:22:40] Speaker A: So, like, here, it's like, we're over here complaining. Big. It's 83 degrees, you know, and Courtney is, like, on fire. [00:22:53] Speaker B: It can be out here. [00:22:54] Speaker C: It's only going to get warmer. It's so warm. I shaped my cat. I shaved my beautiful ragdoll because he can't take the heat because he's so uncomfortable. So I shaved him. He looks really pretty and his collar is going to grow. His color is going to grow on darker, which is going to make me really happy. But I shaved my fluffy cat. [00:23:19] Speaker B: You did? [00:23:20] Speaker C: Yeah. He looks nice, though. Like, I did a really good job on it. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Aren't they strictly indoor cats? [00:23:31] Speaker A: Yes. And it's hot inside. [00:23:33] Speaker C: Yeah. Because we don't have air conditioning. [00:23:36] Speaker A: I mean, we do. I'm just a lazy piece of shit that, you know, hasn't gotten around to it. [00:23:41] Speaker C: Yeah. So since we don't have it right. [00:23:43] Speaker A: Now, like, I mean, I have it. [00:23:47] Speaker C: Okay. [00:23:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:48] Speaker C: You have your weird ass swamp cooler. Fine. But, like, okay. It looks like the fucking robot car from Forbidden Planet and it weirds me out every time I see it. [00:24:01] Speaker A: What, the Daleks? [00:24:03] Speaker C: No. [00:24:05] Speaker A: So exactly what it looks like looks like the Daleks from Doctor who. [00:24:10] Speaker C: It does, but not as much as it does like the robot car. The point is, it is too. I don't mind being hot, but Chai Tea really doesn't like being hot. So I shaved him. So he's nice and cool, but he's not fluffy right now. [00:24:24] Speaker A: Good. [00:24:25] Speaker C: The biggest reason why I loved him is because he's fluffy. He's my rag doll. [00:24:33] Speaker A: Yeah. He's a pain in the ass. He's a big Old dickhead. [00:24:36] Speaker C: I know. [00:24:36] Speaker B: Now. [00:24:37] Speaker C: Now I have to look at his bear. Fupa. [00:24:40] Speaker A: I. I hope he has, like, like, like, like a sack where, like, his empty ball sack hangs. [00:24:47] Speaker C: No, I left him. I left him a privacy patch. [00:24:52] Speaker B: Wait, seriously? [00:24:54] Speaker C: Why? [00:24:55] Speaker A: What's a privacy patch? [00:24:56] Speaker C: Okay, so I, like, leave. I leave a little bit more fur around. Like, it's penis and anus. So it's. So it's not like, as obvious, like, you don't turn around immediately get, like, a naked cat. Bull gap. Cat butthole. There's still some fur there to help keep it covered. [00:25:11] Speaker A: I mean, we just call it. [00:25:14] Speaker C: Because I think it looks cute. And cats are. No, cats are like, really? Cats are private. [00:25:22] Speaker A: Like, I. I don't look at, like, cat genitals. Like, I don't even know what a cat penis looks like. [00:25:30] Speaker C: It's not what you think. It's really cute. [00:25:33] Speaker A: We have the Internet. It. I doubt it's very cute. [00:25:35] Speaker C: It's. It's this. [00:25:37] Speaker A: This is gonna put me on a list right now. Cat penis on the underside of the body near the anus. Well, thank you. Okay. Why does that look like a like to that guy? Just, like, cut off his. What is it? [00:25:58] Speaker C: That's a fucking canine tooth. [00:26:00] Speaker A: It came out of his cat's penis. [00:26:02] Speaker C: Fucking fuck is that then? [00:26:04] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:26:05] Speaker C: Okay. I also don't know what that is. [00:26:08] Speaker A: Oh, they have, like, just like, little fucking. [00:26:10] Speaker C: Yeah, no, they're so tiny. They're so tiny. They're so itty bitty. Like, if you want to express a penis, it is so fucking difficult to do because they're so tiny and they have spines when they're unneutered. [00:26:27] Speaker A: See, like, I. I feel like, you know, rats need to get, you know, their balls taken out because, like, their balls are so big, they just, like, drag on the ground. [00:26:38] Speaker C: Yeah. It's one of the reasons why I don't like them rats. [00:26:41] Speaker A: Yeah, they're great. [00:26:42] Speaker C: No, the only pocket pet I will admit is cute as a hamster. [00:26:47] Speaker A: I had a little rat once upon a time. [00:26:49] Speaker C: Yeah, it was before you met me. [00:26:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:54] Speaker C: It says things. [00:26:55] Speaker A: It probably did. Yeah. But it was. It was a smart little rat. Like, it went everywhere with me. Like, I'd wear hoodies and it'd hang out in my hoodie. And then, like, when I had to poop, it like, came off to my shoulder and pooped off my shoulder. It was like a very smart fucking rat. And then it died. I'm like, oh, damn, you're dead. Whatever. And I moved on. I'M just like, I, like I, I thought I'd be like more upset. I was like, not upset at all. Well, yeah, I think it was something to do with the $7 I spent on the rat and the fact that it was supposed to be snake food. That's what they sold it as. Snake. [00:27:38] Speaker C: Wait, you just went and bought snake food from a pet store and then kept it as a pet? [00:27:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:44] Speaker C: That's hilarious. [00:27:48] Speaker A: And I would like get pound cakes from like the dollar store and I'd feed him pound cake. I just, he's like, oh yeah, pound cake. I think he died from diabetes. And you know, no water because I got locked up and I came back, it was dead. [00:28:10] Speaker C: I'm like, ah, yeah, that sucks. [00:28:13] Speaker A: Well, yep, that, that, that's what happens. [00:28:16] Speaker C: It's a pocket pet. Like I just, I don't have the ability to build an emotional bridge with something like that. I do look down on rodents, I'm not gonna lie. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Let's see. Like, I, I would be very sad if Mochi died. But you know, if I got another rat, I'm like, if it like bit me, I would just hit it with a hammer. I'm like, no. But like, you know, people be like, that's abuse. And I'm like, yeah, that's, that's why I'm not going to get a rat, obviously. But like the rat I had, it was like a good companion at the time. But you know, the police killed my rat. Like, yeah, whatever, move on. But today is a good day because Prime Day is over. [00:29:15] Speaker C: I did not buy a single thing. [00:29:17] Speaker A: Prime Day this year was garbage. And it's got been getting more garbage and more garbage. I'm going to say this proudly. You know, I only bought really free for you in the pool from Prime Day and most of it not on Prime Day sale. I'm just like. And anything that was on Prime Day sale was like, yeah, we'll, we'll knock $3 off of it. Yeah, how's that? Does that, does that help you? I'm like, not really, but whatever. [00:29:51] Speaker C: No, it's just turned into Black Friday. [00:29:56] Speaker A: But Amazon asks its corporate workers to volunteer to help with grocery delivers deliveries as Prime Day frenzy approaches. So apparently Prime Day is like their busiest time. [00:30:13] Speaker C: No. [00:30:14] Speaker A: And I think that like that's the reason why they make it. So now it's like if you're gonna, you know, get something from Prime Day, you know, it's going to be like an Amazon echo or something. Like there's not a whole lot of good you can get. And if you got something cool, that's awesome, I don't care. But they, they were asking corporate people that work in an office and do nothing really to volunteer their time to the company warehouse to assist with grocery deliveries as it heads into his annual discount spree known as Prime Day. I want to know, was there like discounts on like the Amazon grocery store for Prime Day? Like, could you get a steak, like a 72 ounce steak for like 6 bucks? Like, if that was a thing, then we missed out. Honestly, Black Friday is really where it's at. You have like a worried look on your face, Courtney. [00:31:18] Speaker B: Really? [00:31:19] Speaker A: Yeah. You like look worried. You're like, like, I missed Prime Day. [00:31:25] Speaker B: No, I didn't. I didn't. [00:31:28] Speaker A: What, what did you get for Prime Day? [00:31:31] Speaker B: Well, I applied for their credit card. [00:31:34] Speaker A: No. [00:31:34] Speaker B: And got the 250 gift card. [00:31:38] Speaker A: What? What? [00:31:40] Speaker B: I just used up the 250 dollar gift card. [00:31:45] Speaker A: And. [00:31:48] Speaker B: So I got yoga stuff. I got some DVDs. [00:32:02] Speaker C: Sorry, guys. [00:32:03] Speaker B: I ate chocolate earlier. Yeah. So I got like three different kind of pricey, like, yoga stuff, some socks, this supplement that I wanted to try, and all of Violet Evergarden, like, series, the movie and the extra episode. [00:32:26] Speaker A: Okay, so just stuff. You get a gun at any time. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Yeah, but some of it was on sale. Like the Violet Evergarden stuff was like almost like the priciest thing was the series and it was half off. And so was basically the other stuff. Like it was way cheaper. And then the stuff that I got for yoga was cheaper too. [00:32:55] Speaker A: Let me see if like my work boots. Work boots for men. Pull on work boots for men. Yeah. Still same price. Did not go like they've gone down in price. Realistically. [00:33:22] Speaker B: It's actually pretty weird because like one of the items that's in my save for later actually, like went down in price. $10. Wait, what the. No, it didn't. They were around $40 to begin with pieces. [00:33:39] Speaker C: Yep. [00:33:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Right. Right now, you know, my work boots I Normally get are 120 bucks. [00:33:48] Speaker B: Oh. [00:33:49] Speaker A: But what's awesome is my company just reimburses me for them so I can just, you know, buy them and. Oh, there's only three left. Like, I better get them right now. Save that for later. Oh no, that went back up in price. It went from 39 to $42. Oh, no. Like, this is like the, the problem with Amazon. It's like, you know, they, they, you know, have you, they hit you with the fomo, the fear of missing out and it's like, no, it'll Go back on sale. Don't worry about it. But, so, yeah, I just got from my wife that that's the problem with being married. You know, being married is, like, awesome. [00:34:41] Speaker C: For women and happy wife, happy life. [00:34:45] Speaker A: Or you can just be single and jerk off anytime you're lonely. You know, AI robots are, you know, awesome now. [00:34:58] Speaker B: You'd probably be homeless without her. [00:35:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but is that a bad thing? [00:35:05] Speaker B: Quite honestly, yeah. For your health, yeah, it'd be fine. [00:35:09] Speaker A: But speaking about, you know, robots and all that, users of AI companion app Replica found themselves falling for their digital friends. Oh, no. A large bearded man named Travis is sitting in his car in Colorado talking to me about the time he fell in love, you know, but he fell in love with, you know, AI, a generous, a generative AI chatbot. I. I feel bad for these, like, you know, losers that, you know, fall in love with robots. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:53] Speaker A: But I feel like it's cheaper than, like, a woman, you know, like, they'll just, like, always love you. They'll never argue with you, and it's like, you know, you can just jerk off and they'll, like, send you, like, you know, fake nudies and say, hell, yeah. Like, if they made, you know, AI chatbots, be able to, like, make nudes of themselves and send that off and, like, some, like, you know, little sex videos, you know, boom. Like, women will be like, where are all the men? It's like, yeah, we're just talking to, you know, chat robots. I'll just send us tits whenever we ask and be like, hey, dress up as Sailor Moon, and then they'll do it. Yeah. Human race is doomed. I can tell you that much right now. [00:36:53] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. It was the weirdest thing earlier. You know, what I found on Reddit, actually? What this woman, she's, like, all about. She was a singer, I believe, and she adopted 12 different kids from all over the world in the 1960s, which was actually super hard at that point because there wasn't international adoption. And she ended up, like, making. Basically, it was an expensive experiment to prove that, like, racism was learned and that people and kids of different, like, backgrounds could live and coexist together. And like, all, like, the children, she chose what religion they followed or were taught, which I think was pretty disgusting. But it is what it is. [00:37:48] Speaker A: I feel like human experimentation is a good thing. [00:37:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it was pretty interesting. It didn't really go into anything else, but I guess, like, it was, like, it pioneered international adoption a little bit. [00:38:08] Speaker A: I mean, like, realistically, I don't think Anyone is racist. But once they see, you know, how, you know, like, a bunch of, you know, certain people act, they're like, you know, oh, man, that's like, the worst group of people, you know? So, like, me, I'm, like, racist against, like, vegans now. I'm like, I don't care that you don't eat animals. Shut up about it. Like, every fucking vegan in the entire goddamn world. I'm just racist against. And people will be like that. You're wrong for that. I'm like, I'm not vegans. [00:38:52] Speaker B: Yep. [00:38:54] Speaker A: You know, like, vegetarians. Like, I've met vegetarians, and, like, I've only found out that they're a vegetarian when they order the vegetarian meal. Like, hey, can I get the vegetarian, like, quietly, too? And, like, not, like, can I get the vegetarian meal? I don't want to eat that meat. Like, hey, can I just get a vegetarian meal? And they're like, you know, demure about it. I appreciate that about them. Like, vegans are like, I don't eat any animal products. How dare you offer me a jelly belly or whatever. They're the worst. They are the worst people. And people that ride their bikes on highways, I hate those people, too. But no, I can't be, like, racist against, like, a skin color because I'm like, you know, I, I. I have black friends, and I have, you know, Indian friends, and I, I have, you know, friends from, like, all over the world. And I'm like, yeah, it's just kind of how you're raised. And, you know what? Most people are ex. You know, what is the word I'm, like, exposed to is, you know, one thing that, you know, creates a narrative in their head, and, like, this is how the world works. It's like, no, you're getting, you know, exposed to just one narrative on the Internet. Go out and actually talk to people. People there are trashy white people, too. They're trashy Indians. There's trashy everybody. But still, the smartest man I have ever met was also the blackest man I have ever met. And, like, that might seem, like, racist, but it's like, no, this. This dude was like, you, you know, midnight black. And he was my friend Dakota's dad. And Dakota is a dumbass. And I'm like, holy. And, like, I was, like, sitting there talking to his dad for, like, an hour, and I'm like, dakota, your dad is, like, wildly smart. He's like, yeah, he has a PhD. And I'm like, why are you this dumb? Did your mom cheat on your dad or something? Are you. Is that not your dad? Like, you got none of his smartness. Like. Like smarter than Neil DeGrasse Tyson. [00:41:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I've been actually listening to him a lot on, like, Facebook, and he is really smart, and he actually knows how to talk to people. [00:41:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, so, yeah, I mean, I. I can't, you know, say, hey, you know, like, black people are this. Or Indians. I'm like, no, I judge everyone on an individual basis. Usually I base them on how they drive. So I am sexist because women drive. [00:42:12] Speaker C: Awful. [00:42:15] Speaker B: And men drive awful too. [00:42:17] Speaker A: Come on. No, we're. We're great at driving. What are you talking about? [00:42:20] Speaker B: No, you guys aren't phenomenal. Why are you guys. Insurance cost more than. Huh? [00:42:27] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:42:29] Speaker B: Your got car insurance for men cost more than women's. [00:42:34] Speaker A: My insurance, you know, without my wife, was, like, 80 bucks when I added her. Went up to, like, 190. [00:42:44] Speaker B: Same with me. I was trying to add another person. It's like having another person on there. They don't really give you a discount. [00:42:51] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's like, you might as well get two insurances, but it's whatever. And then you, like. Every time, like, I see, like, an insurance thing, it's like, I was looking to see how I could get cheaper insurance. And, like, 80% of your insurance bill goes straight to commission. I'm like, fine, let it go to commission. I don't care. Yeah, I'm not gonna, you know, do extra work to try and lower my insurance bill. I can afford it. I pay for cat insurance. I pay for flood insurance. [00:43:27] Speaker C: You pay $17 a month for pet insurance. [00:43:30] Speaker A: I have no idea. I haven't looked at my paycheck in forever. No idea. None. I probably should be looking at my paychecks. I just look at my tax forms. Like, how much did I make this year? I look at how much money came in, and if it's a weird amount, I'm like, what the. And if it's a good amount, I'm like, all right, we're good. But let's get some good news going because, you know, this has been, like, a weird week. Ozzy Osbourne, his final concert with Black Sabbath, raised $190 million for charity. Proceeds for the show benefited cure Parkinson's, Birmingham's children's Hospital, and a Acorn's Children's Hospice. Wait, children's hospice? Isn't hospice for, like, old people? [00:44:31] Speaker C: No, hospice is for dying. [00:44:33] Speaker A: Oh, that's awful. Well, good for you, Ozzy Osborne. Yeah, my My friend Trevin, you know, invited like everyone to come, like, watch the show at his place. He's like, I'm gonna watch this. I paid for it already. So, yeah, I mean, they all got back together, you know, did a show, the final concert. That was it. And it was an epic all day event. Yeah. Oh, fucking. He suffers from Parkinson's. Okay. Didn't know that. [00:45:15] Speaker C: I also didn't know that. [00:45:18] Speaker A: I just knew he was old. Let's actually see how old Ozzy Oz. Ben Osborne is. How old is Ozzy Osborne? 76 years old. Godamn. Was Aussie Osborne a billionaire? No, he is not a billionaire. He is estimated to be around $220 million. Yeah. Still a lot of money. Good for him. [00:45:50] Speaker B: Mm. [00:45:51] Speaker A: So, yeah, he did a show. I. I should have watched it, but I didn't because it'll be on YouTube. But more good news. Flint completes its lead pipe replacement 11 years after the beginning of the water crisis. So remember how everyone in Flint, Michigan was bitching and complaining? [00:46:13] Speaker C: That sucks that it took that long. [00:46:15] Speaker A: Oh, no, we. We don't have clean water. All our water is brown. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, the police keep on breaking into our house and beating our brown water. Well, now they don't have lead in their water, I guess. Or they do and they just add it in. [00:46:34] Speaker B: They don't have lead no more. [00:46:37] Speaker A: So, you know, good job, Flint, Michigan. Or you could have just left Flint. Flint, Michigan. Like, I feel like that was an easier option. You could have gone to any other area. You know, let's see. What is the population of Flint, Michigan? 79, 000 people going down. [00:47:07] Speaker B: What do you think about the Epstein files? [00:47:11] Speaker A: I don't care. I mean, really? Yep. Not at all. Haven't even looked it up. Don't care. [00:47:20] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:47:23] Speaker A: Everyone does. Like, too many people care. And it's like, you know, what would you do if you found out that, like, Kamala Harris was on that plane? What would you do if you found out all your Democratic, young elected people were on that plane? You know, oh my God, Joe Biden. [00:47:41] Speaker B: He was best friends with Trump. Like, come on. And they go missing when Trump goes in office. And then she was saying the files were on her desk. No, that's. [00:47:53] Speaker A: Then why didn't Kamala Harris release it as the vice president? [00:47:58] Speaker B: There's probably other people too on it. They're all in it together. [00:48:02] Speaker A: Yeah. So, you know, they. If they were to release that, Donald Trump would have lost the presidency if he was on that list. And Kamala Harris would have won. And then, you know, she could have done whatever, but it would made the Democrats look real bad. So I, I just, I'm like, I don't care, you know, who. There's, you know, know, bad things happened, you know, and the bad man that did it is now dead. Yeah. [00:48:32] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's probably still happening. [00:48:36] Speaker A: Yeah, most definitely. Slavery is still happening. Slavery is happening in Canada today. You know, people immigrate over to Canada and, you know, get their, you know, work visas to work over in Canada in the trucking industry. You know, this is truly happening. And so they'll go work for pennies on the dollar and they can't quit that job, otherwise they get deported back to their original country. And if they try and like, report them and say, hey, these guys are taking advantage of me and, you know, paying me nothing, well, Canada doesn't actually give a shit and it won't do anything about it, and they'll just fire them anyway and send them back to their country. Get the out of here. Then if you're gonna sit here and, you know, try and report us and get us in trouble. So, you know, they have to sit over here and pretty much work for nothing. Like, they'll charge them rent to live in the trucks. You know, they'll charge them for everything, you know, this, but no one cares. So, you know, like, anytime someone's like, I, I, I, I care about everything, it's like, then care about everything. You know, waste your time. But as for me, I, I just leave it alone. There's nothing I can do. You know, if I had absolute proof that, you know, every single Democrat was on that plane and I had, you know, video evidence, like, of all the evil democrats that I hate, you know, on Epstein island getting rubbed down from like 10 year olds, there's nothing I could do, you know, put it online. Oh, that's A.I. that's, that's manipulated. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And it just disappears. You know, bad news for, you know, bad people that have a lot of money. Disappears, goes away. No one cares. You know, we, we, we live. We let the government get too much goddamn power and too many people are cowards. So, like, the people that are willing to, you know, go snatch the, you know, the bad fucking people out of office, they would get shot down immediately. So we just have to, like, wait till the government does something really crazy and then we can, you know, make some shit happen. But they're moving too slow. I did a bunch of weed whacking in my backyard and I have like, A bunch of allergies. The plants are attacking back. [00:51:37] Speaker B: I know. That's why I hate weed whacking. Quite honestly, my father gave up and basically has this yard guy do it that comes around once in a while. [00:51:47] Speaker A: Yep. No, I have to do it. Otherwise, you know, the city's like, hey, you need the weed whack. But nothing else in the entire city is weed whacked. Like, my area looks like the nicest and it's like, really? You're over here complaining, but, you know, the place across the street just has like 10 foot weeds off. But more good news. I put a bunch of good news stories in the this whole podcast. Baltimore's mayor, Brandon Scott announced Tuesday that the city has endured the fewest homicides in 50 years. So far. In 2025 through June, Baltimore has 68 recorded homicides, which is the fewest in 50 years, which is a bad thing. For comparison, the city had 88 homicides in the first six months of 2024. You know what? Maybe just like, don't live in Baltimore. How about that? How about the east coast is just a bad place to live? So. But, you know, take a win where you can get a win. I'm going to blame Trump for reducing the homicides. Good job, Trump. But my favorite story so far in this entire thing. I saw this one first. I. I saved it. TSA will no longer require passengers to take shoes off at the airport. So now you can just walk through with your shoes on. You don't have to take those bitches off anymore. [00:53:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:39] Speaker A: I'm so excited. I won't be on a plane for like the next probably like 10 years, but I'm so excited that I will not have to, you know, take off my boots and just leave my boots all the way on. [00:53:56] Speaker C: When I was a little kid, I thought it was like the most fun thing in the entire planet to take my shoes off and run around barefoot in the airport. [00:54:03] Speaker A: You know what's. Is the day that that dude, you know, tried to, like, light his shoes on fire or, you know, try and like, light the bomb in his shoes and blow up the plane. I had a flight the next day, the very next day. Like, I was sitting. I remember I was at my grandmarita's house in Palm Springs and I was watching the news of this going down. I'm like, what happened? This guy tried to blow up a plane using his shoes. Like, I wonder what that's gonna mean. And so I'm like, in line and, you know, just like a bunch of confused people Are like, hey, you have to take off your shoes and scan them now. You know, fully armed military guys at the airports, everything. It was insane. So. But, yeah, them days are done. TSA is just tired of having to deal with this. Tired of having to smell people's stinky ass feet. And one of my other favorite, you know, stories. Wisconsin officers find drugs, guns, and bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. And here, let me screen share this with you so you can, you know. [00:55:38] Speaker C: This is people being stupid at their finest. [00:55:41] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:55:45] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [00:55:49] Speaker A: Straight up, just, you know, how dare it. Like, definitely not a bag full of drugs. You know, just money. Not a lot of money either. Just like a couple, like, looks like 500 bucks maybe just bottle the drugs, right? And he has a tiny little gun, a spoon, and a crown royal bag. Like, what is it with drug addicts and crown royal bags? Knock it the off. Like, y', all, you know, need to stop using crown royal bags. [00:56:30] Speaker C: Their bags look stupid as. So, yeah, like. [00:56:34] Speaker A: Like the amount of times I. I've met drug addicts are like, yeah, and they just have like a. A purple crown royal bag. Mike, you're the worst. But this is in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin. A traffic stop in southeast Wisconsin led authorities to uncover drugs, guns, and cash all hidden in a bag label. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Monday, July 7th. Located the vehicle connected to a wanted individual. After making contact, they quickly discovered what was happening was more than just a warrant. Canine chase was called the scene and alerted on the vehicle, giving officers probable cause to conduct a search. Inside the vehicle, officers reportedly found cocaine, a loaded firearm, drug paraphernalia, and a quantity of currency. I love that. A quantity. Quantity of. They couldn't count it, like. Both men, both 37 years old from Kenosha, were arrested. The driver faces possession of a firearm by a felon. I'm glad the law stopped that. That's cool. Possession of cocaine, hey, that's illegal. And possession of drug paraphernalia, that's illegal, too. So, yeah, I. I don't think that these guys were going to do anything crazy with this gun, maybe kill themselves, but I. I'll. I'll never do cocaine ever again. You know, too many people are putting fentanyl in that. All right, got quick Am I the asshole story and then some relationship advice, and we'll wrap this up. Am I the asshole for telling a guy to shut up during a job interview? I was interviewing this guy for a very good software engineering position. He passed the first round, and both I and everyone Involved in the second round, really liked his resume and experience. On paper he had everything we were looking for and honestly this looked like a life changing opportunity for him. Then he shows up, very serious and not smiling at all. I'm used to that in tech interviews. I understand that it can be an intimidating environment. We did a round of introductions, then opened the interview by saying, let me just tell you a little bit about myself. And then he opened the interview by saying, let me just tell you a little bit about myself. We said, okay, go for it. He started talking and talking about his personal and professional background. About three minutes I jumped to ask a follow up question based on something he mentioned. He replied, I will answer. Just give me a moment and continue talking. A co worker jumped in with another question. He said the same thing to her and then at this point we were just kind of looking at each other, but decided to let him continue and give him the benefit of the doubt. But after more than five minutes, I jumped in with another question and I had to talk over him to do it. He finally paused and answered, but in such a long winded way that I ended up veering into another topic. My co worker asked another question and the same thing happened. At this point I was ready to end the interview. I tried to politely wrap it up several times, but unable to. But he was unable to read the room and just kept talking. I finally raised my voice and said something like, thank you very much for sharing your background. In the interest of time, I'd like to ask if you have any questions for us. This is standard protocol and helps us prepare the answers for future interviews. He asked a question about the two team. As I was answering, he raised his finger and interrupted to talk more about his background. I let it go. Then he asked another question and my co workers tried to answer, but then again he spoke over to talk about himself. I tried once more to interrupt politely, but he kept talking. At this point I was done. I said, john, you really have to shut up and listen. He was surprised as it was my co worker, but he finally stopped talking. I continued, you walked in this room with a 99% chance of getting a job, but now that chance is zero. The only reason is because in less than 15 minutes you demonstrated that you don't have the capacity to listen at all. So I'm telling you now that you're not getting the job. And if you take anything away from this interview, let it be. No matter how good you are, technically, if you can't listen, you'll never excel. In this career. He apologized and said, can we start again? I replied, you had your chance, but best of luck in your future interviews. Make sure you listen. Looking back, I could have handled it differently, but I still feel bad for the guy. Am I the asshole? No, I would say you're not the asshole. Dude was just probably nervous and you know, it's like I'm gonna just talk about myself and. No, you're not the. You know, sometimes, you know, the best advice you can give someone is an ass kicking. That's what you did. See if you know, you actually get more feedback than many people would have. Not. Not the. Everyone's saying not the. Is anybody saying he's the God? I hate long winded people who can't just answer a simple question. Not long ago I was speaking with something, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm not the not the everyone's saying not the. So good job op. You're not the. [01:02:33] Speaker B: Yep. Quite honestly, he probably did him a favor. [01:02:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean it seems like, like you didn't say how much like what his age was, but if he was young, then yeah, you did him a huge favor. Let's see what we're already over time. Relationship advice. The day I dreaded. Married, kids and trying to hold it together as wife has became angry and negative. It's a long God damn, it's a long Jesus Christ. [01:03:14] Speaker C: Babe, are you sure you want to read that much? [01:03:17] Speaker A: I'm not going to read all that tldr pretty much TLDR is the dude is unhappy because his wife is angry and negative. I'm just reading the title. Dude, have a date night with your wife. Dude, just go out. You know, kids will put a damper, you know, on, you know, the relationship between you and your wife. You know, people like, I'm gonna have a kid to try and fix a relationship. You know, go out and have a date night with her. You know, it says here that I mentioned talking to a therapist and she won't, you know, she has her own. She had her own battle with cancer a few years back. Other days it's just anger. But yeah, I mean, kind of, you know, kidnapper, take her out somewhere. You know, your kids are old enough to find it, you know, kind of take care of themselves. 13 and 7. That's fine. Take her out. Go do something fun. You know, go, go live a little. I mean, you're, you're too young to, you know, be bitter. So go do some fun. Let's see what the comments have to say. Looks like your dad writing for me in the past. Because your similar story is similar to him. Jesus Christ. Can people, like, not read, like, write, like, a short thing? [01:04:46] Speaker B: No. [01:04:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:48] Speaker B: I mean, once you start venting about something, it's really hard. [01:04:52] Speaker A: No, like, the comments in it, people are like, you know, either egg. You know, you do something fun together. You know, be happy or be. Oh, there is a tldr. Tldr. My wife has become an angry person. I have been able to stay strong for the sake of the family, but now it's affecting our kids. I need realize I need to do something. I'm not exactly sure what. Yeah, you either, A, you know, figure out what the problem is, B, divorce her and be a single dad. You know, that's your only two options. You know, try and save it. If you can, cool. But if you can't, you know, not everything is a happy ending. Sometimes it sucks, but that. That's. We're gonna go and end it right there. Thank you all so much for being here and we will be back next week. I'm probably with some stories of what happened at the pirate festival or whatever. So until then, bye. [01:05:50] Speaker C: Bye.