Getting Too Old To Party

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another week of the human podcast. Probably do another shorty episode this week. I. I think I like the shorty episodes. It's starting to grow on me, you know, because everyone that is in today's world has, like, a short little attention span. And it's like, you know, do what you need to do in like, you know, 15 to 30 minutes and then fuck off. [00:00:27] Speaker B: I fucking hate it when I'm like, watching, like, a video on social media and it gets too long and so I have to, like, pause it and look at another one. But I'm like, no, wait, I want to go back and watch it again. So I have to take, like, a break for my attention span to reset. [00:00:41] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, you know, I'll listen, like, audiobooks and, you know, like, I was listening to I have no Mouth and I Must Scream, which is like a dystopian future where, you know, a robot, you know, takes over a group of people and, you know, pretty much makes these people immortal and makes them go on up adventures and. But yeah, like, the. The author was reading it and it's like, yeah, like, listen like three times. I'm like. But then, you know, like, all right, cool, we got it. I. I feel like that's why people, like, re listen to music, because it's like, I didn't, you know, hear the music the first time you listen to [00:01:33] Speaker B: a song until it runs out of dopamine. [00:01:37] Speaker A: That's why I'm glad there's so much music out there. But I'm your host, Alex the truck. We got my wife, not the truck. And then we got Courtney from way over in California. [00:01:50] Speaker B: I'm here. [00:01:52] Speaker A: She's probably a little bit high. She sounds like a little bit high right now. [00:01:57] Speaker C: I wish I'm not high up. I took like, a 5 milligram edible, but it won't hit for a while. [00:02:08] Speaker A: I. I haven't done weed in so goddamn long that, like, if I was to take like a 2 milligram, it would just, like, fucking put me on my ass. I'm like, now? [00:02:23] Speaker C: I don't think so. [00:02:29] Speaker A: I mean, the last time I did any amount of weed, it fucking put my ass down. [00:02:36] Speaker B: It did. [00:02:38] Speaker A: I'm like, holy shit. [00:02:41] Speaker B: So I had a gummy. So it was originally like a 500 pack, but it had all melted into one gummy. And you asked if you could have some, and I forgot to mention that it had melted and you ate like, a third of it. [00:02:58] Speaker A: Oh, no. There was a time after that, you [00:03:01] Speaker B: Were flat out [00:03:05] Speaker A: like. Like, we went to Durango and we were over at my friend's house, and my friend gives me a dab, and I haven't done dabs in years. And so, like, I do this fucking [00:03:18] Speaker C: fat dab that's definitely too strong for you. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Oh, I'm like, sitting there hallucinating over a dab. I'm like, when did I become a bitch? I'm like, holy. I used to be able to do fat dabs. You know, I. I used to be able to impress my friends with how much weed I could smoke, and now I'm like, you know, fucking losing my mind over, like, a little itty bitty poop, you know, booger of dab. I'm like, okay, yeah. I'm like, maybe the drug life isn't for me anymore. Maybe I'm no longer, you know, here for it. I mean, like, I found out, you know, last night that I cannot, you know, drink with the best of them and, like, not wake over, wake up with a hangover anymore. I can, like, hold it down when I'm there in person. Am fine. Like, last night I was at the. At my local VFW in Durango hanging out with one of my buddies. And, like, you know, what do you want to drink? And I'm like, I'll just do, like, a pbr. Just keep it low key. And then my friend looks over at me, he's like, you want a shot? And then, you know, the answer is always yes. You know, if he's paying, sure. You know, know, I'm never going to turn down free alcohol at all because, you know, I have a problem with peer pressure, I guess. And so we're like, doing karaoke, taking shots, and, you know, after, like, the fourth shot, I'm like, it's like the fourth shot, the fifth beer, and mixing, you know, tequila, whiskey, and cheap beer all together with some, like, Jimmy John's. You know, it's not. [00:05:17] Speaker B: Not. Tell me about the Jimmy John's part. [00:05:19] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Jimmy John's has this new Greek euro, phenomenal for dirt cheap and that fast. But compared to, like, real Greek euros, garbage, Absolute trash. Like. Like, it. It's like a, you know, like a flat patty it. You know, if you've never had a euro, start there and then go up to a real euro and then be disappointed with Jimmy John's. [00:05:49] Speaker B: But, like, is it actual euro meat? [00:05:51] Speaker C: Arby's has. Arby's has a really good euro. [00:05:55] Speaker B: They do. [00:05:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:57] Speaker A: I'm sure. I'm sure Arby's is better than Jimmy John's, but it's Jimmy John's. Like, I'm not expecting anything out of that place. You know, they're freaky fast. That's about it. You know? And the regular sandwiches are good. You know, I. I will give them that. I used to work there. You know, they make their bread every day. You know, we put it in, we proof the bread, we bake the bread. You know, we. We do all that. [00:06:24] Speaker B: Didn't Ben bring home some of the, like, cutting boards once? [00:06:28] Speaker A: Yeah. And I don't think we might have. No, I don't think we have it anymore, maybe. I don't know. But, yeah, like, so they. They do a good job, but, you know, I'm sitting there taking shots of tequila, you know, one after another, and boom, boom, you know, and, you know, at one point, I'm like, all right, no more. I have to, like. I'm cutting myself off. We're. We're done. And then, like, another beer. I'm like, God damn it. And it reminds me of the one night where I bet, like, one of the other bartenders at another bar that closed down. I'm like, you cannot get me drunk. It is impossible for you to do anything like that. And, you know, probably irresponsible on the bartender's part, you know, if it was just anybody, but it was me. Seven. Adios. And if you don't know what this is, it's four. Four shots of liquor, gin, tequila, rum, and vodka all mixed together, you know, in a drink. And seven of those. So it was effectively 28 shots of liquor. And that night sucked. That was the only time I ever took an Uber. It cost me $20 to take an Uber one mile to my hotel. And I. I think the bar tab was fucking ridiculous. I just paid it. I think I even left my card there. I'm like, I'll get it later. And I never challenged her again. But, yeah, this morning, I woke up. Massive hangover. I didn't even, like, get in the sheets of my hotel room. Like, I was, like, on top of the sheets, like, boots on. I'm like, oh. I'm like, I made it. Hell, yeah. Then I, like, woke up and, like, oh, so, yeah, I'm getting old. I'm out here, you know, doing karaoke with the. A bunch of veterans, and I don't think I can, you know, hang with them anymore. I think I'm getting old. I think I'm hitting my 40s, and it's bad news for all us millennials. Do you ever like, feel like that, Courtney, where you're like, yeah, I remember being able to do some crazy now. I can't do that no more. [00:09:15] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, it sucks. It is so annoying like that. And it sucks because I'm also trying to get healthier now and then. Like, I guess, like, my. I. My back kept on getting thrown out, like, the full last year, and I was trying to do Pilates, and I finally was able to do yoga, but it's like, really, really, like. It's like yin and restorative yoga where you don't really get a. A lot of workout. But I am getting, like, more limber, so that's kind of good because, like, everything was really tight. I think that's why my back was going out. So finally. I haven't gone to the chiropractor in a. In a while, so it's nice. [00:10:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I, like, I don't. I don't go to a doctor because I'm sure if I ever went to a doctor, they'd be like, what the fuck, dude? How are you alive? Your blood is syrup, and you have a million and one things wrong with you. Here's. [00:10:31] Speaker C: Maybe you'll actually be healthy. [00:10:33] Speaker A: Nah. [00:10:34] Speaker B: There's an episode on Adventure Time where Finn's, like, meeting his mom, and she's, like, describing how she met his dad. And, like, obviously his dad's, like, a complete bozo, but she saves him by diagnosing him with garbage body. That's what I think about every time you say that. [00:10:52] Speaker A: It's. It's absolutely true. I'm like, I. You know, most days, I feel okay. You know, I'm like, there are some days where I'm like, oh, and. But, yeah, like, the majority of the time, I'm like, yeah, I think I'm doing okay. You know, I. I look at, you know, other men around me that, like, fucking groan when they get out of a chair. Like, I'm like, I'm not that yet. [00:11:24] Speaker B: What do you mean you're not that yet? [00:11:26] Speaker A: Not that I don't. [00:11:27] Speaker B: What do you mean you're not that yet? [00:11:29] Speaker A: What do you think I groan when I get out of a chair? [00:11:31] Speaker B: Yes, you do. [00:11:33] Speaker A: I don't grown when I get out of chairs. [00:11:35] Speaker B: You cry when you get out of the chair, out of bed, out of your car seat. I'm sure, babe. [00:11:43] Speaker A: I mean, most days I don't. I mean, I'm not doing backflips out of fucking chairs anymore. I'm not, like, a young, limber man anymore. But I. I think I'M doing, you know? Okay. I mean, like, I. I look at people my age, and some of them have gray hair, some have, like, salt and pepper already. I'm like, what the is going on there? [00:12:08] Speaker B: Don't knock a salt and pepper. [00:12:11] Speaker A: I don't think I'll ever get salt and pepper. [00:12:13] Speaker B: I know you won't. [00:12:14] Speaker A: I get random red beard hairs. I don't know what that's about. [00:12:18] Speaker B: You've had random red beard hairs. You just stop plucking them out. [00:12:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I have random red beard hairs. Like, like ginger beard hairs. Like, just randomly, you know, only in my beard, too. Not in my head, only in my beard. And like, every once in a while, I'll, like, get into, like, a mirror and, like, find them and, like, pluck them out. I'm like, I don't know what that's about, and I'm sure it's fine. You know, it's like every time I, you know, do something soulless, it's like, all right, one red beard hair. That's why gingers don't have a soul, because they're all soulless. [00:13:00] Speaker B: My God, that was an old reference. [00:13:04] Speaker A: I mean, people still say that. [00:13:06] Speaker B: Of course, gingers don't have no souls. [00:13:10] Speaker A: That's why they shave their heads. [00:13:12] Speaker B: Have you met a ginger cat? They're soulless. [00:13:15] Speaker A: Is that a ginger cat? My cat ginger. [00:13:18] Speaker B: I mean, so she does have caramel highlights because she is. So she is a tortie under her tabs. [00:13:25] Speaker A: Don't know what any of that means. [00:13:27] Speaker B: It means she's tortie colored under her tabby stripes. So technically she's a torto tabby. [00:13:33] Speaker A: Well, like, when people are like, this is the breed of my dog, I'm like, your dog is a dog. You know, your cat is a cat. I'm not, you know, like, Like, I'm, you know, if you're gonna, like, say what breed you have, it's like, that seems kind of racist to me as [00:13:51] Speaker B: someone who works at a vet clinic. Whatever breed you say your cat is, that is what breed your cat is. So many people come in with their Maine coons and their Russian blues and their British short hairs, and it's like, these are not those breeds. But it hurts none of my feelings. And if you want to call your cat a purebred, it's a purebred. [00:14:10] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:14:11] Speaker A: I. I would come in and be like, yeah, this is my German shepherd cat. And people like, what? So, yeah, she's a little German shepherd. [00:14:23] Speaker B: People come in with these little five pound Maine coons and it's like, your cat's not a Maine Coon. It's £5, it's not 25. [00:14:33] Speaker A: I mean, like, I, I, you know, anytime I put on my, you know, what ethnicity are you on any, you know, government questionnaire? I always put in Native American. I'm Native American. Yep, that's me, Native American. And like, now I don't ever want to do like a genetic testing thing because it'll be like, oh, you're actually like fucking not Native American at all. Like zero, babe. [00:14:59] Speaker B: You're my cute Asian boy. [00:15:02] Speaker A: Not Asian at all. Fuck makes you think I'm Asian? I'm dumb, I'm a good driver and I'm bad at piano. None of the Asian traits, you know, like, like I was. My feelings were hurt when I found out Japan had bigger penises than America. I'm like, I don't know who fucking put that propaganda in there, but that's wrong. You know, there's no way that fucking average Japanese dicks are bigger than American dicks. I'm like, not like, like that's why they censored all their dicks so no one could tell how big Japanese dicks actually are. It's a big old propaganda thing like, oh yeah, we have bigger dicks in America, but put it slightly bigger than America. You know, find the biggest dicks in all of Japan. We'll, you know, measure a hundred of their dicks and then say, that's our average dick size. But yeah, I, I love all that. But yeah, let's get into some stories. Got a few. And then some other bullshit. But from the BBC, vet prescription fees to be capped at 21 pounds. You know, written prescription fees from vets will be capped at £21. Not the prescriptions, mind you, just the fees, you know, from, you know, getting your prescription. [00:16:43] Speaker B: Wait, what? They charge fees for writing prescriptions? [00:16:45] Speaker A: Uh huh. [00:16:47] Speaker B: The is that they. [00:16:49] Speaker A: In Britain, if you want to have a tv, you have to have a TV license. [00:16:55] Speaker C: Well that imperfectly fine with so dumb. And if you accidentally watch something live, you can get in trouble. Like when Netflix had that live experience it they up and like people for it. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:13] Speaker C: So I think that's stupid. [00:17:15] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, there's a reason we beat their ass in 1776. But you know, they have the British Veterinary Association. They said the measure would help pet owners make more informed choices. But vet practices have not been immune to rising prices. [00:17:34] Speaker B: We have not. Bullshit. [00:17:37] Speaker A: About 60% of UK households own a pet says that the vet sector is worth more than 6.7 billion. That's actually not that much money. [00:17:49] Speaker B: That's all owned by corporate. [00:17:52] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like my company by itself, you know, where I work, is worth 12 billion. And we're a section of a bigger company, you know, we're just a small section of this giant company and just my company is worth 12 billion with a B. [00:18:16] Speaker B: We were forced to raise prices five times last year. Like, five fucking times. Like, it's so God awful how expensive veterinary care is now. Like, if you don't have pet insurance, you're fucking fucked. Like, there's no other way around it. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Well, we have pet insurance. [00:18:33] Speaker B: We do. We have okay pet insurance. [00:18:37] Speaker A: What do you mean, okay pet insurance nationwide? [00:18:40] Speaker B: They're not true panion or pumpkin. [00:18:43] Speaker A: I mean, I pay for it. So is it bad? [00:18:46] Speaker B: Like, it's only 70% reimbursement and they're fussy about how much they'll cover for dental cleanings and extractions. [00:18:54] Speaker A: So do you. Do you need to like, change it over? [00:18:57] Speaker B: No, I'm not. No, we. You get it for hella cheap through your job. [00:19:00] Speaker A: I don't even know how much it is. [00:19:02] Speaker B: You're paying 15 bucks a month for chai tea and mochi combined. [00:19:05] Speaker A: Okay, yeah, like, I don't. I, like, I'll look at my paychecks every once in a while. [00:19:11] Speaker B: Like, Goose is 97 by himself. [00:19:13] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he's a little expensive. Little. Yeah. [00:19:16] Speaker C: Why is he 90? Oh, because Alex had Goose before. Your insurance is cheaper for animals when you start it younger. Right. That's why. [00:19:27] Speaker B: So I pay for. So I have Trupanion, and they're accident illness only. And so there's a bit of a sliding scale. But what I like about Trupanion is once you reach a cap up for a diagnosis, that's it. You don't have to pay for it again yearly. And so Goose has his ibs, he has his arthritis, and so like that stuff. It's like, I don't have. I get 90 reimbursement no matter what. That never resets, which is what I really like about it. But he's an old man now, and old cats are more expensive than young cats. [00:19:57] Speaker A: What I find hilarious is like motorcycle, you know, insurance, dirt cheap. Like, dirt cheap. They're like, oh, you're gonna die anyway, so you're not gonna ever use it. So it's like, you know, they'll be like, oh, yeah, it's gonna be $20 a month for like two bikes. Yeah. So they're, you know, the, the BBC, you know, the Brits are capping the prescription fees at 21. And then for any additional medicine, it's gonna be $12.50. I don't know if that, you know, that's going to be, you know, good for them, but, you know, anything that saves them a little bit money to take care of their cats. Cool. [00:20:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Pet insurance is where it's at. That and care credit. Thank God for care credit. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Care credit, you know, is actually a good thing. It's like good debt because like a lot of it's like 0% for a time. [00:21:07] Speaker B: Long as you paid off in that time frame. Once you don't, it's like 16% still. [00:21:11] Speaker A: That's pretty good. It's expensive if you don't pay 16%. [00:21:16] Speaker B: I don't know if it's good or bad. A lot of people say it's a lot. [00:21:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Your credit cards are about 25% interest. I don't know. [00:21:23] Speaker B: I don't have credit cards. I mean, I do, but they're in the process being paid off. I don't use them. [00:21:26] Speaker A: Yep. So. And for the next really good start, [00:21:30] Speaker C: we have to go through debt column consolidation. Alex basically stopped paying them and then she gets settlement, right? [00:21:39] Speaker B: Well, no, I have a company where they took. So they took over. So I make it pay. I make twice monthly payments to them and they negotiate with my creditors and so I make payments to them, they make the negotiations and so they get it down to like whatnot. Like I paid off three out of my five credit cards already. [00:21:55] Speaker A: Very nice. [00:21:57] Speaker B: Like it's been worth it. [00:21:58] Speaker A: Five credit cards. [00:21:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:00] Speaker A: God damn. [00:22:02] Speaker B: That's not including my loans. But those are also in the process of being paid off. [00:22:07] Speaker A: So next good news story that I found, really excellent, actually. I like this one. Scientists uncovered the nutrient bees were missing. The colonies surge 15 fold. [00:22:20] Speaker C: Yes. [00:22:21] Speaker A: A lab made supercharged. A lab made diet supercharged bee colonies and could help save our food supply. So if you're not aware, bees are actually one of like the best pollinators in the world and we need them to, you know, make food. And without the bees, guess what? We all die. But scientists at the University of Oxford have developed a superfood for honeybees, engineering yeast to produce essential nutrients normally found in pollen. In controlled trials, colonies felt fed. This specially designed diet produced up to 15 times more young, showing a dramatic boost in reproduction and overall health as climate change and modern agriculture reduce the availability of natural pollen. This innovation could help, you know, offer a practical way to support struggling bee populations. [00:23:17] Speaker B: Napa fucking Valley. [00:23:21] Speaker A: Napa Valley, the wine place. [00:23:24] Speaker B: No, it's almonds. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Napa Valley is known for wine. [00:23:29] Speaker B: I thought it was almonds. [00:23:32] Speaker A: Napa Valley wines. Let's see. What is Napa Valley known for? Wineries. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Why did I think it was almonds? Now I'm disappointed. [00:23:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Is world renowned for a premier wine region, particularly its Cabernet savagenong. It is known for its Mediterranean climate, featuring over 400 wineries, high end to farm to table cuisine, luxury resorts and scenic landscapes including vineyard covered hills and hot air balloon rides. [00:24:04] Speaker B: Why the fuck did I think it was almonds? [00:24:08] Speaker A: What is the almond capital in California? Rip Horn. It's known as the almond capital of the world. [00:24:22] Speaker B: I was still wrong. [00:24:23] Speaker A: Yeah, almonds are actually kind of garbage. Not even gonna lie. [00:24:32] Speaker B: My favorite nut. [00:24:34] Speaker A: I thought I was your favorite nut. [00:24:36] Speaker B: No, baby or not, I like the color cons nuts that actually taste good. [00:24:43] Speaker A: How much water does it take to make an almond? It takes approximately 1.1 gallons of water to grow a single almond. [00:24:56] Speaker C: Yep. [00:24:57] Speaker A: So yeah, it's not, you know, it takes 1900 gallons to produce a pound of almonds [00:25:07] Speaker C: now. [00:25:07] Speaker A: Yes. That gets, you know, into the trees and then goes into the groundwater and they can re pump back out. And California almond growers have increased water efficiency by 33% over the last 30 years. [00:25:23] Speaker B: Nice. [00:25:30] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, like there's, you know, things that are, you know, cost way more water to, you know, do. So. Yeah. No, Napa Valley is known for wines. [00:25:47] Speaker B: I wonder where I got lemons from. [00:25:51] Speaker A: It's when you were a kid and you went to Napa Valley and you're like, oh man. [00:25:56] Speaker B: Oh, shut up. [00:25:57] Speaker A: That was pretty good. [00:25:59] Speaker B: It was not. [00:26:00] Speaker A: That was amazingly good. [00:26:02] Speaker B: Good God. I married you. [00:26:03] Speaker A: You married me? Ah. What. What do you think about that joke? You know, you thought joke. You thought Napa Valley was for almonds. Because as a kid, when you're like, you go there, you know, nothing's there for you as a child. So you're like, oh man. Every time you go, seriously? [00:26:25] Speaker C: Your parents went to Napa Valley? [00:26:28] Speaker A: Well, no, that, that's a joke. Like if you go to Napa Valley, it's not a kid friendly zone. [00:26:35] Speaker C: Okay. [00:26:36] Speaker A: It's wine. Yeah, but my parents did. Of course they did. My mom loves wine now. What kind of wine? No idea. You know, I, I would assume red, but I could be completely wrong. And I don't know any of the types of wine I, I know. You know, I, I don't know that much about like high end alcohol at all really. [00:27:08] Speaker B: I don't either. I drink beer. And that's it. [00:27:12] Speaker A: You drink like high end beer. I'm like, I'll drink PBRs all day long. Give me a fucking PBR and we'll do that. [00:27:20] Speaker B: I do drink Guinness. That's like my one mainstream. [00:27:23] Speaker A: That's still expensive too. [00:27:25] Speaker B: Well, yeah, because we only get the good stuff. I get the extra stout. It tastes like chocolate. [00:27:33] Speaker A: But. But good. Good news for the bees, you know, perhaps that we can, you know, fucking, you know, save the world yet. And then. This is a Florida man story. We haven't done one of these in a minute. A Bushnell man landed back behind bars after having his bond revoked for contempt of court. Derek Ray Allen, or Albert, 56 years old, was arrested on Tuesday morning at the Red Oaks RV Resort. Don't call it a resort if it's RVs. [00:28:08] Speaker B: It's not a resort. [00:28:11] Speaker A: Located in Bushnell. According to the arrest report from the Sumter county sheriff's office, deputies served a warrant with the old order revoked his bond for a stalking case in October wherein he called a woman 10 times after exposing his penis to her without consent. In that incident, Albert exposed phone number. I. I think he just like called out to her like she was like a neighbor, maybe, maybe had her number. I don't know. At. In that incident, Albert exposed himself to the female victim multiple times while laughing. He called her multiple times a day. Okay, so he did have her phone number for some reason that followed. And even showed up unannounced to her residence. And ultimately charged and released from jail after posting a two thousand dollar bond. God damn it. Fucking cheap to show your penis. Albert was jailed, you know, once more in March of this year where a concerned citizen reported him for being very intoxicated at the Circle K parking lot. This guy is kind of trash, you know, at Circle K. Jesus Christ. Deputies later apprehended him after being after he pulled in the parking lot behind Sweet Licks ice cream where he agreed that he had likely had too much to drink. And he was taken to jail and released again on a $500 bond. For now, the Wisconsin native is being held without bond at the Sumter county detention center. God damn. This guy is just fucking. Just lock him up forever. It's fine. [00:29:56] Speaker B: So it's cheaper bond for getting drunk than it is for showing your penis in public. [00:30:02] Speaker A: I mean, it's. It cost him $2,000 to show his dick. It's like the opposite of an only fans. You just have to like, you know, [00:30:08] Speaker B: pay to not see it. [00:30:11] Speaker A: It's like, you know, 200. Done. You want to see my dick? That's gonna be $200. I'm gonna show it again. Okay, that's gonna be 400. You know, show it, like, a bunch more times. You're up to $2,000 right now, bud. And, yeah, he. He has a goatee. Any. Any old man with the, you know, goatee is either a businessman or he's like, this guy. Yeah. But now. Now on to ask men advice. I. I love this. My girlfriend told me her ex was hung. How should I feel about this? It all started because she said that I was the best sex she had. I gave her orgasms and made her squirt. So everything is great. But in this talk, she mentioned that her ex was huge but not as good. I guess she didn't mean it in the wrong way, but I don't know how to feel about this. Have any of y' all been through a similar situation? [00:31:19] Speaker C: Unfortunately, he's overthinking it. [00:31:22] Speaker B: He is. Dick size doesn't matter. [00:31:24] Speaker C: If she said it again, then I might have, like. Then I would say something, but, like, I think he. He's just reading too much into it. And she was just in the moment. She was being really honest. [00:31:38] Speaker A: I would say Pixar didn't happen. I'd be like, show me a picture of this man's penis. You know, let me see it. Let me judge if he's actually hung because, you know, you'll get points for length for sure. You get points for girth, for sure. But if it's like, you know, a weird shape or if it's, like, you know, going off in one direction when it's fucking hard. Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Trust me. I. I've seen, you know, more dicks than, you know, most women. It's like, yeah. So it's like, give me a picture. Let me. Let me. Let me see. This thing [00:32:21] Speaker B: really matter to guys? [00:32:22] Speaker A: Yes, absolutely. [00:32:23] Speaker B: Why? [00:32:24] Speaker A: Truck size matter? Dick size matter. You know, everything. Like, if you're bigger, you're better. Your muscle size matters. Oh, look, I have biceps. I have bigger biceps. Oh, okay. I have money. I have more money. Oh. You know, it's, you know, a machismo contest that every man is entered in and that every man has to, you know, go with. Otherwise, it's like, oh, you know, we. You just get called gay if you don't want to be a part of it. And if you are gay, then it's like, well, then you don't have to fucking, you know, you Know, be in on it. But, like, most of the gay guys I know, like, have big dicks too. I'm like, God damn it, why do you have a big fucking dick? [00:33:13] Speaker B: I want comments. [00:33:14] Speaker A: Let's see. I should have told it, you know, should have told her your last boyfriend was hung, too, and watch her jaw drop. What an odd thing to say. I have no idea why girlfriends tell their boyfriends this stuff. A real man wouldn't care if his girlfriend said his penis was small. Women, like men, have an odd tendency to, you know, occasionally put their feet in their mouth. Let's see. Tell her your last girlfriend had perfect tits. They always say you're the best until you break up and tell everyone you're terrible. I, for the life of me, will never understand why people say like this to their significant others. Flip the script and, you know, tell her what she gives you is the best sex. But your ex had a bigger chest and ass and instant chaos. Be toxic back. My ex was tighter, but I enjoy yours more. [00:34:28] Speaker C: So dumb. [00:34:31] Speaker A: I, I mean, like, this is like a huge, you know, point for, you know, dudes. Like, like, here's really what it comes down to is you have to be, like, okay with just, you know, having a small dick and back. Yeah, you know, I get it. Yep. Tiny little penis. That's me. And it's like, you know, oh, man, you've taken the fun out of, you know, making fun of you. It's like, yeah, you know, eat my, Eat my dick. I, I don't care. It's like, okay. It's like, you know, the, the best policy is do not talk about your ex, you know, with your current, you know, girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever is going on. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Yeah, there's conversations that just don't need to be had [00:35:22] Speaker A: unless they ask if they, you know, open up Pandora's box and want to see what's inside. And it's like, okay, I, I, I warned you. You know, do you want to know what's inside this box? You know, cool. Okay, here you go. Here's the box. And then, you know, their feelings get hurt, and it's like, well, you're the one that opened it. [00:35:41] Speaker B: I mean, I would just straight up live whether it was truth or not. [00:35:47] Speaker A: You lie. [00:35:48] Speaker B: Yeah, There's no point. If people want stupid question. People are asking stupid questions and they want stupid answers. Don't give them a stupid answer. [00:36:03] Speaker A: I love giving stupid answers. [00:36:05] Speaker B: Nah, it's not necessary. [00:36:10] Speaker A: And then this one from Patient Buffalo, 438-4368. Am I overreacting? This is an overreaction. Sub. Am I overreacting for leaving the bar when I felt unwelcome? My husband and his friend went to a sports game today. They had a nice time drinking, and when they couldn't find a place without reservations, they came back close to where we live, to a restaurant. They go too often. I got a text that was just him and his one friend, and I should come. I already had eaten, but I. And I don't drink, so I never get invited. But I decided to come anyway. When I arrived there, sitting at a two person table right in front of the bar, I mentioned that my husband I mentioned that my husband gestured at the bar and said, pull up a seat. I was uncomfortable and looked around as there was no opening at the bar. We were at a dead end, and I decided to just go along with that for about five minutes of him trying to convince me to get food I didn't want. I didn't want to the point. I asked him to stop more than once. He asked if I could dip in on the menu. I could have any dip on the menu. I told him I couldn't eat more than one ingredient. Ibd. He made a face like I was being too picky. Blah, blah, blah, blah. The waitress came by. So pretty much, you know, so your husband invited you to a bar and you didn't have a spot to sit and you didn't want to come. Just say no. Be like, yeah, no, I'm more comfortable at home. You know, you and your friend have a good time. You know, that that's really what it has to come down to. I'm sorry, op. But, you know, that's really what it is. [00:38:00] Speaker B: So op's husband got mad at her or. [00:38:10] Speaker A: No, you know, husband didn't get mad. His friend offered to move tables. I kept, you know, insisting I sit down. I thanked his friend and told him to have a nice night, and I walked away. I was there for a total of 15 minutes maybe, but I'm socially anxious and sad and angry right now. I don't need to know if I enter overreacted because I'm proud. I didn't yell or cry to make a scene of, you know. [00:38:35] Speaker B: So I kind of feel like op sounds like a bit of a stick in the mud. I'm sorry. [00:38:41] Speaker A: So here's really what it is, okay? You know, your. Your husband invited you out, And it seems like you don't have the ability to, you know, kind of, you know, make, you know, big decisions. [00:38:58] Speaker B: And I hope he should have Felt comfortable saying no if she already. Because, like, it sounds like Opie already decided she wasn't going to enjoy herself. [00:39:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Opie, you're. You're kind of like a yes woman. You're like, yeah, I'll come. And, you know, you. You show up and, you know, instead of being like, hey, let's, you know, move tables so I have a place to sit. You know, it's like, you know, but if there's nothing there for you and just like, yeah, I'll stay home and learn to say that that's okay. [00:39:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:34] Speaker A: You know, you're not. You're not overreacting. You didn't overreact at the bar. You know. You know, your feelings are valid and do what you want to do. Yeah, you have irritable. Irritable bowel disorder or whatever that is. And. So. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're not, you know, used to social situations like this, but you didn't make a huge scene and you got out of there. No, you didn't overreact. I'd have to say that that is my honest opinion. [00:40:20] Speaker B: Yeah. And if Opie felt uncomfortable, I'm happy she left. [00:40:24] Speaker A: Now, if you started screaming at the bar and be like, I'm going home. I'm, you know, doing that, you know, and did that, then, yes, you overreacted. But now you're like, okay, you. You bowed out of the situation. You came on, you know, over. You're like, okay, cool. You know, I'm not hungry. I don't drink. You know, there's nothing here for me. And, you know, that's just that. [00:40:47] Speaker B: Yeah, Op should have just said no in the first place. [00:40:50] Speaker A: What? Like, if I invited my wife to come down and, you know, shoot bowling pins with me, I don't think she would be down for that because she doesn't like shooting, you know, like, loud shooting sounds, and it's much louder inside. [00:41:03] Speaker B: I mean, if you invited me, of course I'm going to come out, but I'm also going to make a point to enjoy myself. I'm not gonna be like, oh, something for me to do and then leave. [00:41:13] Speaker A: I mean, I mean, it does start, like, at five, so. Starts before you get off work. And shooting inside is a lot louder than shooting outside. So, like, you know, last time, you know, we went to a shooting range, and, like, oh, wow, that's loud over there. It gets way louder inside. [00:41:38] Speaker B: Oh, I have no doubt. [00:41:39] Speaker A: So, yeah, no, Opie did good. Yeah. You handled yourself well. Just, You know, your husband. Your husband needs to have the you know, the foresight to be like, hey, we're at a two top. We should probably move somewhere where my wife can sit because she's coming. [00:42:04] Speaker B: That I do agree with. [00:42:06] Speaker A: So he's kind of an asshole for that. But other than that, you know, you, you, you did everything you're supposed to do and, you know, just learn to, you know, if you're like, you know, just learn to say, nah, sometimes, yeah, that's perfectly okay. You know, like, I, I'll invite, you know, my friends out to the bar. You know, when I'm out, I'm like, some of them like, nah, I'm good. I'm staying home. And you know, that's perfectly okay. I didn't, you know, ever get mad at them. I'm like, oh, you, why don't you want to come out? You know, like, oh, yeah, okay, enjoy. Have fun at home. But I, you know, I always send them the invite, you know, because it's like, sometimes it's like they want to come out but they need an excuse. So it's like I, it seems like if you had like an extra, you know, seat and everything with, you know, it was a calmer restaurant, you'd have been, you know, having a much better time, just hang out with your husband or whatever. But, yep, I think the kind of like everyone a little bit sucks here. You know, I'll just go with that, you know, just, you know, have a real conversation with them. But that's going to be it for this week. We'll be back next week with some more of this. You know how it goes. Yeah. See you later. Bye. [00:43:44] Speaker B: Bye.