The New Ozzy

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. We are back. I know we had a little bit of a hiatus there. We're still alive and we didn't do drugs or nothing. We're just. I was busy. I was a busy boy. I put up a pool for my wife that she uses. Yes, every day, like, and anytime I need to, like, go out and like, work on something outside, it starts to fucking rain out here. I hate the monsoon. Bullshit. I hate the fucking rain. And only here, only here in Colorado Springs does it do this horseshit everywhere else. Like, I'm a truck driver six days a week, 2,500 miles a week. You know, I'm gone, you know, a hundred hours a week every week. Just gone from the fucking house. I get to be, you know, here in 65 hours. But most that's sleeping, you know, it's like, ah, shit. And so the time that I have to, you know, go outside and work on some shit rain, every goddamn time. Only here, every time I went out. [00:01:09] Speaker B: Today, it started raining. And then the one time I go out with you, it stops raining. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Legitimately, I hate it. But this is the human podcast. I am your host, Alex the truck. That is my wife, not the truck. And we have Courtney from across the land. You can say hello. [00:01:28] Speaker C: Hello. [00:01:30] Speaker A: But yeah, yeah, I hate all this monsoon. Like, I'm glad that we're not on fire. I'm glad it's not California. Except there is fires on like the rest of my route. Like, everything else is on fire except for Colorado Springs. In fact, we get warnings of floods. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Why snow? [00:01:54] Speaker A: We're like, hey, you might get a flood. Just, just a heads up, you might die. What are you doing? Mal, what are you doing? What are you doing? [00:02:06] Speaker C: Come here. [00:02:07] Speaker A: Find a happy spot. Find a happy spot before, like stepping all on my keyboard there. Are you happy? I like, I gave you treats. I gave you everything you wanted. I went to Sam's club today and I bought you a fucking huge giant box of treats. You have treats for the rest of your life, Mo. Or until, like, you know, mom sneaks you a bunch of treats and then, you know, on non catter days. Do you sneak your treats on non catter days? [00:02:43] Speaker B: Yes. [00:02:44] Speaker A: See, mom stinks you treats on non. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Catter days, but it's for a different reason. [00:02:50] Speaker A: Anytime you do something cute, Mo, you get treats. [00:02:54] Speaker B: This is true. [00:02:55] Speaker A: So. [00:02:57] Speaker B: But Courtney, when your mom had the pool up, did she have a pool heater? No. Yeah, because pools are supposed to be cold, right? [00:03:09] Speaker C: Well, like, some places have had pool heaters. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Okay? [00:03:14] Speaker C: So you couldn't afford it. [00:03:16] Speaker A: My wife has this thought in her head that pools are designed to be cold. [00:03:21] Speaker B: They're supposed to be cold. You get in a pool to cool off. [00:03:26] Speaker A: Would you want me to put some ice in the pool? I can go out and buy some bags of ice and just dump them in the pool for you if you like. [00:03:31] Speaker B: I'm just saying, aren't pools supposed to be cold? [00:03:34] Speaker A: No. [00:03:36] Speaker B: But you, but you have a pool growing. [00:03:38] Speaker C: Alex, have you, have you ever been in a heated pool? [00:03:42] Speaker B: No. [00:03:43] Speaker A: Yes, she has. She was at my dad's pool. [00:03:45] Speaker B: No, I didn't go in the pool. Remember, I was sick. I got in the hot tub. But that's different. [00:03:51] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Yeah, no, like my dad's pool was like heated. It was like nice. [00:03:56] Speaker B: It was heated. [00:03:57] Speaker A: Heated pool. Yeah. [00:03:59] Speaker C: Yeah, it's, it's, it's quite honestly, like, if you're fine with it, like, it's really nice and quite honestly it's not that like warm because it can't, like, it's not gonna be as warm as a Jacuzzi. Definitely not. But it's gonna be a little warmer. [00:04:21] Speaker A: Like my pool is not huge. I gotta get like one of those like Walmart specials, you know, where it's an above ground pool and it's fucking gonna cost you an arm and a leg just to fill it. I got like a small, like, you know, two foot pool, you know, just to kind of like relax and like, I'm not gonna be swimming laps, you know, just something that would fit in like a 10 by 10, you know, like gazebo essentially. But it was a pergola kit and I didn't even go full bore with the pergola and just, you know, did enough to keep it stable. Put some mosquito netting around it and like. Good. That way I don't have to like, you know, wake up and pull a bunch of fucking grasshoppers out of the pool and I can, you know, sit out there without getting eaten alive by like random insects. So it is, it is pretty cool. You know, what I have, but you know, it's only 600 gallons. [00:05:23] Speaker B: Pools are supposed to be cold. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Pools are supposed to be, you know, warm. [00:05:28] Speaker B: You get in a pool to cool 70 degrees. [00:05:32] Speaker A: 70 degrees is cooler than what your body temperature is. You know, obviously your pool, your pool's not supposed to be 103, but you know, it, it's not, you know, it's the water evaporating off your body is what cools you down. The evaporation is what cools stuff off. It pulls Heat out of your body and then throws it out. That's how your body cools down. [00:06:02] Speaker B: I know, but in order to evaporate, the pools are supposed to be cold. I'm so confused. [00:06:09] Speaker A: Like, when you sweat, your sweat is your body temperature, right? [00:06:12] Speaker B: Isn't it higher because it evaporates? [00:06:15] Speaker A: No, it doesn't get higher. It's your body temperature, you know, because it comes out of your pores, and, you know, it can't be higher than that. [00:06:22] Speaker B: Okay, I know fuck all about sweat glands, because cats only have them on their paws. [00:06:27] Speaker A: So just know this. Like, you sweat, and then, you know, it evaporates off your body and keeps you cool. You thermoregulating. Same thing happens with, you know, water. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Boom. [00:06:39] Speaker A: It thermoregulates, you know, takes the water off of you, and you're all good. [00:06:46] Speaker B: But, like, didn't you, like, ever, like, go swimming in rivers when you were a kid? [00:06:52] Speaker A: I mean, not really, no. [00:06:55] Speaker B: Oh, I did. A lot. And it was always cold. [00:06:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Because it comes off of mountains, and it's, you know, goddamn awful. [00:07:02] Speaker B: Yeah. No, So I grew up swimming in cold water. [00:07:05] Speaker A: Yeah. If it's your thing, I will put ice cubes in it. That way it keeps it nice and cold. But, you know, anytime, like, it's winter time, she's like, that water better be scorching hot. [00:07:17] Speaker B: Well, yeah, because now I'm cold, and I want to be warm. [00:07:21] Speaker A: See, like, my. My wife is always cold, like, every fucking time. Like, it can be, you know, winter, and it can be, like, 90 in the house, and she's like, I'm cold. I. I literally bought her a heated blanket. [00:07:34] Speaker B: I use a heated blanket, and I put on the space heater, and I do. [00:07:39] Speaker A: I do all this stuff for you because you're cold, and then now you're like, the pool needs to be cold. [00:07:47] Speaker B: It does. Because now I'm hot, and I'd rather. Now I'm hot, and you get in the pool to cool off. [00:07:57] Speaker A: There's part of me that, like, wants to, like, just keep the pool filled for, like, the winter time and then see if, like, the entire thing will freeze. [00:08:04] Speaker B: That'd be super cool if it did. [00:08:05] Speaker A: It will not. [00:08:06] Speaker B: But it wouldn't. But it would be cool if it did. [00:08:09] Speaker A: Like, a lot of it will, and it'll be a pain. [00:08:11] Speaker C: Well, if you guys used a heater, you guys could keep it on during winter. [00:08:17] Speaker A: I'm not doing that. [00:08:18] Speaker C: I don't think you would do that. It would cost too much money. [00:08:21] Speaker B: That'd be stupid. It's not designed for that purpose. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, pretty much like once it starts getting, you know, too goddamn cold, I'm gonna, you know, drain it and then use, like, that water to, like, water all the plants in the backyard. And then. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Yeah, nah, it's not gonna stable for winter. [00:08:38] Speaker A: And then just break it all down and put it in my, you know, outside box. And then just, you know, winterize it all and then be cool. Then once springtime comes around and it's like, stops snowing, then I'm like, okay, time to get the pool out. Like, once it, like, you know, gets above freezing, then I can get the pool ready. But, you know, this global warming needs to hurry the fuck on up. But, yes, it has been very stressful, you know, getting this goddamn pool up, you know, getting everything, you know, put together. But, yeah, I did it. [00:09:28] Speaker B: You did? [00:09:29] Speaker C: You did it. I saw the setup at Alex Facetime me, and it looked cool. And she likes the fact that she can take the cats out there. [00:09:41] Speaker B: Take chai tea with me always. [00:09:43] Speaker A: Yeah. The other cats are all jealous now. [00:09:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, they have to accept the harness. And I don't know, Goose, honestly, Goose wouldn't be very comfortable. Once he realized the pool was there and there's water and it makes sloppy noises. He would be really. He would not enjoy himself, which is why I haven't taken him out. [00:10:02] Speaker A: I mean, you know, once I like, you know, am able to, like, really cat proof the entire fucking thing, then, you know, I can take mochi out. [00:10:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Like, my idea, because it is 8ft high, is I can put like a, you know, tall perch. I know, right? [00:10:26] Speaker B: Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You have to build them a perch, babe. [00:10:31] Speaker A: And then that. [00:10:32] Speaker B: That way we're obligated to do this now. [00:10:34] Speaker A: I'll get around to it. [00:10:36] Speaker C: Yep. [00:10:37] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:10:38] Speaker A: I'll just, like, you know, build them like a little perch because, like, I have a whole bunch of room to do, you know, some crazy. But it is only 100 square feet, so it's not like I can do too much. [00:10:48] Speaker B: I mean, I was eventually going to get one of those, like, outdoor, like, cat trees that are designed to be outdoors and to be weathered. And I was going to put it up. [00:10:56] Speaker A: Well, eventually, like, what I want to do is I. We have a catio. So I'm gonna connect the catio to that, you know, to the, like, outdoor pool so they can come out and, like, have perches and then have a whole bunch of fucking spots outside. I'm just. I'm. I'm a busy boy is what I'm saying. [00:11:17] Speaker B: I'm saying that's what I was going to do anyway. [00:11:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you have construction knowledge? [00:11:25] Speaker B: I'm just gonna build the catch. I'm gonna build a catcher the way I've always built cat trees. I follow the instructions. [00:11:31] Speaker A: Oh. You also have to, you know, realize that we need space to, like, put stuff up, but, you know, I'll see what I can do. [00:11:40] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I've assembled cat trees by myself before and I will again in the future. [00:11:45] Speaker A: Yes, but you gotta. [00:11:46] Speaker C: Sure you will. [00:11:47] Speaker A: You do gotta realize that, you know, you don't have a whole lot of space. [00:11:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. I'm gonna get like, a small one. Like it's not gonna be wide. [00:11:57] Speaker A: See? But yeah, that. That's what I've been doing for the past, you know, couple weeks. And we do have a Lost episode that we might just release, like one week when we don't have an episode and, you know, it's just sitting there like, I. I was so goddamn busy that week, I didn't even have time to upload it. So. Yeah, it is recorded, you know. Oh, yeah. Like the. The last episode we recorded, I just never uploaded. [00:12:26] Speaker C: Oh, I know. [00:12:27] Speaker A: It was a good episode too. That. That's why it's gonna be a Lost episode. And, you know, I'm sure there's gonna be like a Saturday where we're busy and, you know, it's. It's gonna happen. It's bound to happen. [00:12:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:42] Speaker A: And you know, just like, hey, guys, lost episode. And then boom. So you'll know that. That that's a week, you know, that it'll just happen randomly. Let's get into some stories. Yeah. Just making sure. [00:13:00] Speaker C: Okay. [00:13:02] Speaker A: Like, like every once in a while, like, I get in my head, I'm like, did I hit record? You know, have I just been talking for, like, the past, like, you know, 15 minutes about nothing? [00:13:12] Speaker C: We've done that before. [00:13:13] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Like, like that. That's why. [00:13:16] Speaker C: And it was good too. So we were like, super bummed. [00:13:20] Speaker A: Like, Like, Mochi is like, definitely jumped up on the controls and like, you know, just paused everything and turned off. And I'm like, no piece of cat. But let's start out with some good news. Duck. Duck. Go. Which is really, really realistically the. The search engine you should be using because it hides a bunch of the cookies and doesn't allow advertisers to really track what you're doing. DuckDuckGo is easily one of the best search engines. It now Lets you hide AI generated images in your search results. So when you search for, you know, a picture of a cat playing piano, it's not going to give you AI, like, let's see, like cat playing piano, you know, it's going to give me keyboard cat, obviously, but you know, if I like go through like the images. Yeah. It's going to give me a bunch of like, you know, AI nonsense, but. Oh, look a little like a hand drawn pusheen cat, but yeah. Duck, duck, go. Let me see. Duck, duck, go. 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But yeah, DuckDuckGo, you know, is gonna, you know, hide the AI generated bullshit. So that, that makes it really awesome. So yeah, you can either show it or hide it. And there might be inaccuracies. There might be, you know, some shit that gets through, but most of it is gonna be blocked. Yeah. While it won't catch 100% of AI generated results. It will greatly reduce the number of AI generated images. You see. [00:18:13] Speaker C: That'S cool. [00:18:14] Speaker B: I'm here for that. [00:18:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Duckduckgo. Way to go. Proud of y'. All. I'm gonna pin to taskbar. There you go. Duckduckgo. You got a new customer. But, you know, just so you all know that, you know, every email, every web browser will track you. That's how they make money. They're not doing this out of the goodness of their heart. They are selling some of your information. But next story, Ozzy Osbourne's farewell show. He is dead. I'm sure you all know he did a farewell show that was streamed and all kinds of. It was a charity concert and made a load of money. We did cover this before, and it is sad to say that, you know, now he's in hell where he's, you know, probably welcomed with open arms. But there's a new Ozzy Osbourne, and it's a woman on Arizona. A bat flies into a woman's mouth in Arizona, costing her nearly 21, 000 in medical bills. Name is Erica Khan, who lives in Massachusetts, wasn't insured when she had a close encounter with the flying mammal. I kind of hope that she bit the bat's head off. That way she can be like the new Ozzy Osbourne. [00:19:50] Speaker B: Like, did she fall? Like, what happened? Like, did she just get her face scratched? [00:19:55] Speaker C: She might not have been, like, had a rabies shot or sometimes they still do it preemptively. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, rabies shots are expensive. [00:20:03] Speaker A: Well, well, here's the story. I do have the story. A Massachusetts woman was bitten by nearly 21, 000 in medical bills after a bat flew in her mouth during a freak incident while vacationing in northern Arizona. Erica Khan, now 33. Jesus. Recently lost her job as a biomedical engineer when she traveled the Glen Canyon National Recreation Area last August. She was snapping pictures in the night sky when a bat approached and got caught between her camera and her face. Then a part of the bat got into her mouth. It was kind of dark out when we were on a cliff, so I was looking down at my camera and didn't really see it coming. We got tangled between my face and the camera, and it was probably like a few seconds, but it felt like a lot longer. While there are highly effective drugs to rabies that can be fatal if not treated before symptoms are felt like, rabies is, like, one of those diseases where it's like, very interesting. Like, watch the later stages of it. [00:21:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not pretty. It's not a good way to die. [00:21:16] Speaker A: No, it's awful. But it's like, you know, watching someone get terrified of water, it's like, I feel like I can handle it, but it's like, I don't want to find out if I could handle it. [00:21:27] Speaker B: Of course you couldn't handle it. [00:21:30] Speaker A: Rabies in my head, I'm like, I feel like I could. I could handle that. I feel like I could just like, get over my fear and just drink the water. Yeah, I. I know. I, like, trust me. Like, I see a dude on the street, I'm like, I wonder if I can beat him up. And like, in your head you could, but, you know, the dude fucking like, does like, you know, like fucking mixed martial arts and shit. [00:21:57] Speaker B: Your brain's literally being eaten from the inside out. [00:22:01] Speaker A: I mean, currently, probably, yes. [00:22:03] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:22:09] Speaker A: At the urging of her travel partner and father, a doctor, the symptomless KH sought care for rabies, but only after jumping online to buy new medical insurance. [00:22:20] Speaker B: Yeah, she had to do that first. He did. [00:22:23] Speaker A: After KH lost her job, she declined to pay for her former insurance for 650amonth through Cobra. God damn. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Yeah, no wonder she can't. [00:22:38] Speaker A: The unemployed Massachusetts woman figured she can roll the dice as a healthy woman in her early 30s, or at worst could hastily buy private insurance in a pinch. I guarantee you the private insurance did not cover that. Khan went online, bought a policy, and then went to get rabies vaccinations and treatments in Arizona, Colorado, and Massachusetts. She believed she was in the clear. The bills start pouring in, asking for a total of 20,749. Because their policy had a 30 day waiting period. Yeah, of course you. You fucked up and then you bought the insurance. [00:23:22] Speaker B: Hey, she didn't fucking up about her up, okay? And no, you have. [00:23:27] Speaker C: If she just was fired, she probably could have qualified for Medicaid. [00:23:33] Speaker A: I mean, if she was just fired, she probably shouldn't have gone on vacation. [00:23:36] Speaker B: That's the best time to go on vacation. You have to worry about taking days off. You got nothing to do. [00:23:43] Speaker C: Yep. [00:23:44] Speaker B: Hey, and job shirts. And it's not like she's gonna have. It's not like she has a job lined up to start tomorrow. She's a lot. She just got fucking fired. She's allowed to take some me time as long as she can afford her fucking rent. But $650 is bullshit. [00:24:00] Speaker A: Well, I mean, she was a biomedical engineer. Let's see like, how much that shit fucking pays, you know, biomedical Engineer. Let's see. Salary median is about a hundred thousand. Thousand? [00:24:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:17] Speaker A: So she had entry level positions start around 59, 000. [00:24:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:21] Speaker A: While advanced experienced engineers can earn up to 120. Still not a great amount. I, I thought it was gonna be like a quarter million. In Colorado Springs, Colorado, the average salary for biomedical engineer is around 74, 000. Jesus, that. That's depressing. I feel like you need like a college degree for that. [00:24:46] Speaker B: Do you need a degree for that? [00:24:48] Speaker A: Oh, man. Like, I feel like any, you know, job that you need a degree for should pay more than being a truck driver. [00:24:59] Speaker B: Not necessarily. [00:25:01] Speaker A: I mean, I, I get paid really good for being a truck driver. Get like 80,000 a year, you know, like, cool. You know, I'm, I'm happy with that. I'm, I'm happy with getting paid 80,000, but it's like, then I see people with like, degrees, like master's degrees, and it's like they make way less than me. I'm like, how? It's like my earning potential could be great. It's like you could die tomorrow too. Like, you know, like, you should out the gate be making more money than me. As someone that pushes a pedal and. [00:25:34] Speaker B: Might die, you're an expert at your job. You both should be paid the same. One job should. One job shouldn't be more important than the other. [00:25:46] Speaker A: But yeah, so she, she tried to, you know, game the system. The system gamed her right back in Europe, you can just go to the hospital, you get your rabies vaccine, and you pay nothing. Yeah, well, you, you know what you should have done, lady? You should have just gone to Europe. You should have just hopped on a plane, got your rabies vaccine, paid nothing, had a fucking fun trip in Europe, and then flown back. [00:26:15] Speaker C: For just normal people. It's just a flat rate for rabies. Yeah, it's. You have to be a citizen. [00:26:26] Speaker A: How much does a rabies vaccine cost in Europe? I got my last one yesterday. I paid €40 for four shots. Me and my husband. [00:26:39] Speaker B: That's so. [00:26:41] Speaker A: Yeah. The cost of rabies vaccine in Europe can vary, but generally more affordable than the year than in the U.S. pre exposure vaccination, which typically involves three doses, can cost around a hundred euros. That's about 120 bucks. [00:26:58] Speaker B: That's so fucking stupid. I had to pay almost $900 for my 3. [00:27:03] Speaker A: Yep. [00:27:04] Speaker B: It was with the insurance covering it. That was with the. I had to bitch at the insurance for so long and they finally covered it and they covered a penny's worth of it. Like, it was like a penny. Yeah, no, it was. It was so stupid. But I was so tired by then, I was like, fuck it. At least you covered some of it. [00:27:24] Speaker A: See, like, that. That there's a documentary called Sicko by Michael Moore. And it's a great documentary where, you know, he takes, like, a bunch of, like, sick people from, you know, the United States and, like, takes them in, like, Cuba or something like that to, you know, get medical treatments for, you know, things that they normally need. None of them were, like, you know, insanely sick, but, like, their pharmacy bills are insane, and they just pay them. They're like, I. I have no other choice. And when they get to Cuba, they. They go and get their doctors, all that, you know, done. And then they're like, okay, here's your medicine. That's going to cost, like, 25. And they're like, holy, $25, that's so cheap. And they're like, oh, no, 25 cents. And then they're like, what the. I pay like, 900 for a pill in the United States. [00:28:20] Speaker B: It's like, yeah, no, I'm really irritated. [00:28:26] Speaker C: Yep. [00:28:29] Speaker A: How much does a rabies vaccine cost in Colorado? And Colorado rabies vaccines for pets can range between 50 to 75. So can I. [00:28:43] Speaker B: Is paying $75 per dose on a rabies? That's stupid. That's. How much. [00:28:51] Speaker C: How much does your clinic charge? [00:28:53] Speaker B: Okay, so a fair price, a fair markup is about $50 max, in my opinion. [00:29:00] Speaker A: Oh, Banfield is 2772. [00:29:03] Speaker B: Fuck Banfield. Banfield is there to make money. They do not give a shit about your debt. Fuck you, Banfield. [00:29:09] Speaker A: How much does a human rabies vaccine cost in Colorado? 500 to 7,000. [00:29:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I paid almost $900. And that was over 10 years ago. I'm sure it costs way more. I was expecting it to cost more. [00:29:30] Speaker A: Intramuscularly or. [00:29:32] Speaker B: Hurts. [00:29:35] Speaker A: Yeah. That's why I just, like, if I see an animal that I'm not familiar with, I don't fucking go touch it. [00:29:42] Speaker B: I'm like, the best way to go about it. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Like, if I see a bat, I'm like, yeah, I don't care. And if, like, it starts to attack me, I kill it. I'm just like, yeah, it's fine. You know, usually I'm in my truck and it just bounces off my truck and dies immediately. It's. It's fine. [00:29:58] Speaker B: So this happened in Colorado, I want to say, four years ago. So dad and his son. The son was like, three or four. A bat flew into the house and the dad found the kid playing with the bat and so the dad like killed the bat whatnot and he was going to take his son to the, to the ER to get the vaccine shot. And the kids started crying. She didn't want to get a vaccine. So the dad decided does that. So in order to get him stop crying the dad did not take him to the hospital and the kid did die of rabies. Yeah, like it was, I remember that. [00:30:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:34] Speaker C: Like you know, it's just like if. [00:30:37] Speaker A: Your kids, you know, getting fucked up. Take them to the hospital. [00:30:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Better safe than sorry. That's the whole point of that vaccine. Like if you have possibility you should go get inoculated. [00:30:51] Speaker A: That, that like inoculated seems like how you get pregnant. It's like yeah, you know, I got inoculated the other night. [00:30:58] Speaker B: It's way more fun. [00:30:59] Speaker C: Inseminated. [00:31:01] Speaker A: Yeah, inseminated seems fucking clinical and boring. I like inoculated. It's like, oh man, I'm gonna inoculate you so hard tonight. Hell yeah. Get ready for a baby in ya. [00:31:13] Speaker B: Well isn't it the phrase knocked up. [00:31:17] Speaker A: And knocked up. So yeah, sorry lady, but I don't know why you're fucking paying, you know, $20,000 for, you know, something that maxes out at 7,000. [00:31:34] Speaker B: Because that's the bill from the ER in practice, in private practice. That's why mine was so cheap because I was getting it through my private, I was getting through my gp, I was going to get it through the er. It's way more astronomically pricey. Like that's ER markup right there. [00:31:55] Speaker A: Yeah. The insurance companies for good reason don't want people to sign up for coverage until they're. Yeah, obviously like I, I pay for self defense, like insurance, you know, just in case I shoot somebody, you know, they, they cover my bail, they cover my lawyers, they cover everything, you know and I, I've been doing that for a while, you know, like since I have guns, you know, I do that. Pay for your insurance, you know, buy and cry. It's, it's, it's fine. But you know I, I use U.S. law Shield. It's not an insurance, I'll say that, but it works kind of like an insurance. But you know, on the, you know, same vein as medical. The first hormone free male birth control pill is shown safe in early human trials. A hormone free pill called YCT529. A lame name I must say. [00:33:08] Speaker B: That's its clinical trial name. It'll have if it passes and moves on to A larger market, it'll get a cooler name. [00:33:16] Speaker A: You know, call it like little Dicky or something like that. [00:33:18] Speaker B: It's like, it's like a car model number. [00:33:22] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like I, I hate the name. [00:33:24] Speaker B: It's like, yeah, it won't be that. [00:33:25] Speaker A: Forever, you know, call it like yeet, 529 or something like that. [00:33:29] Speaker B: That would be hilarious. [00:33:30] Speaker A: Something better, you know, Eat that sperm out of you. Temporarily stops sperm production by blocking vitamin A metabolite, which just concluded its first safety trial in humans, getting a step closer to, you know, increasing male contraceptive options. I mean, or dudes can still just wear socks and sandals and like, no girls are gonna them like, or just be like me, just, just, you know, go out and vote for Trump and then girls stop you. It's great. You know, they can jerk off and get stuff done. But when it comes to birth control, the pill, you know, market has long been skewed. Female contraceptives comes in a variety of pills, implants and injections and devices all approved by US Regulators. Condoms and vasectomies are the only male contraceptives available. No, you're wrong. You know, Fucking abstinence, you know, is the best way to stop having babies. Researchers have been chipping away at its problem for decades. Now progress is starting to ramp up. Hell yeah. A new until, like you go into like the doctor's office and make, yo, I want that birth control pill. And then they're like, yeah, it's gonna be $20,000. They're like, never mind, you know, I'll continue pulling out and hoping for the best. [00:35:00] Speaker C: Oh. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Daily pill. What the. It's a daily pill. [00:35:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Oral birth controls, daily. [00:35:14] Speaker A: Yeah, but not all the pills. [00:35:15] Speaker C: And you have to take it around the same time. [00:35:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:18] Speaker C: Every day. And if you miss like by more than an hour or two, like it could render it useless. [00:35:28] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:35:28] Speaker A: This is going to be useless for every dude ever. We're going to forget. [00:35:34] Speaker B: That's why. Because I had to take medications four times a day and I need to take them on the dot. I have alarms. I always take my meds on time because I have my alarms. [00:35:43] Speaker A: A small trial included 60 health 16 healthy men aged 32 to 50. That's not who has kids. It's people in their 20s. They're like. And like treat like those people. [00:35:58] Speaker B: Okay. No, they're using these people add to trial errors because you don't want to accidentally. A person who is able to reproduce, like accidentally like them up. They're take. They're being extra Precautious. So like, if this medication permanently prevents the person from being able to intimidate his partner. I guess that's the right terminology. [00:36:20] Speaker A: Like, okay, so all 16 of these dudes already had a vasectomy. Yes. [00:36:24] Speaker B: So they're just being extra careful so they're not causing someone who is fertile to lose their fertility through the trial. Does that make sense? [00:36:31] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah. I mean, that's what it says. Extra precaution in order to, you know, avoid the risk of permanently affecting participants fertility. You know, using non fertile participants worked for the trial because the team wasn't evaluating the drug's effectiveness, but rather it's tolerability and bioavailability active levels that build up in the body. Okay. [00:37:01] Speaker B: Bioavailability is a very fun word to say. [00:37:04] Speaker A: I, that's a new word for me. New word unlock. That's awesome. I love that. [00:37:09] Speaker B: Do you know what? It, it's so much fun. [00:37:11] Speaker A: Yeah, I see what it means. It's a description right there. [00:37:14] Speaker B: Because I know, I realized, which is why I stopped myself. I just got excited because it's a fun word. [00:37:21] Speaker A: So participants were split up into two groups. So, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's, it's safe for now. According to 16 dudes. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Well, yeah, they just moved from mice to men. Okay. It's a big step. [00:37:37] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know any fucking like 20 year olds that have a vasectomy. Like. [00:37:42] Speaker B: Yeah, because men are pussies. [00:37:43] Speaker A: I, I would do it. [00:37:47] Speaker B: Do you know how many times you told me you would never get a vasectomy? [00:37:51] Speaker A: Well, I mean, now that you don't have a uterus. [00:37:55] Speaker B: Oh, so now it's okay if you. [00:37:58] Speaker A: Had a uterus and that if there was like a, you know, a chance of me getting you pregnant and you're like, I'm not, you know, getting, you know, my uterus, I'd probably go out and get myself a vasectomy. [00:38:07] Speaker B: You told me you want it. [00:38:13] Speaker A: Like, honestly, I, I, I watched my dad go through a vasectomy. [00:38:19] Speaker B: Huh. [00:38:19] Speaker A: I, I watched him cry and I'm like, man, that sucks. You know, I don't want to do that. That, that, that's awful. But aren't you glad that you don't have to buy tampons no more? [00:38:35] Speaker B: I'm just happy that fucking bastards out of my body for good. I hated my uterus. [00:38:40] Speaker A: Yeah, you don't have a period no more. [00:38:43] Speaker B: My God, my life is so much better without my uterus. [00:38:46] Speaker A: So aren't you glad that, you know, you decided to go through it? Rather than me. [00:38:49] Speaker B: Okay, no, I'm pissed off because no matter what, I was going to get it done for medical reasons, but I'm still irritated with you now. [00:38:57] Speaker A: I mean, what. What if I went out and got a vasectomy and then I started, like, wearing ascots all the time? [00:39:02] Speaker B: I like ascots. [00:39:05] Speaker A: What if I started wearing, like, baby blue sweaters, like, tied around my neck? [00:39:09] Speaker B: Okay, if you want to walk around like Frank, you're welcome to Fred. [00:39:13] Speaker A: But. [00:39:16] Speaker B: I knew Frank was wrong. I knew it was wrong, but I was close. Point is, I won't stop you. But I'm not gonna dress like Velma for you. [00:39:26] Speaker A: What if that was, like, my kink? What if I'm like, yeah, dress like, which one? Which one is that? [00:39:34] Speaker B: Velma's. The one with the glasses? [00:39:37] Speaker A: Yeah, No, I don't want her. God damn. No, I want, like, the. The one that looks like she'd, like, be down to fuck. Like, I don't think like Daphne. [00:39:49] Speaker C: Sure, Daphne. [00:39:50] Speaker B: That's how you're. [00:39:51] Speaker C: There's only two girls. [00:39:54] Speaker A: I feel like there's, like, three. [00:39:56] Speaker B: Okay. Daphne does have a cousin who lives in Scotland. [00:40:00] Speaker A: Scooby Doo girls. [00:40:04] Speaker C: There's only two. [00:40:05] Speaker A: Okay, yeah. You know, Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley. Okay. Yeah. Do not dress up as someone the last name Dinkley. [00:40:14] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. Okay. But no, Daphne does have a cousin. [00:40:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, fucking Velma's hair, like, does not do it. Just like her hair looks like the tip of a penis. You know? We're like, Dabney. I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. That's. That's great. [00:40:36] Speaker B: Really? [00:40:37] Speaker A: I mean, it's better than fucking, you know. You know, penis head over here. Look at it. Just, Just, like, imagine, like, a little penis like, hole right there. Boom. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Like, Daphne always kind of reminded me of the chick from Roger Rabbit. I can't think of her name. [00:40:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Mrs. Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit. [00:41:04] Speaker B: There we go. [00:41:07] Speaker A: I mean, like, she. Jessica Rabbit only had one eye showing, and I'm like, does she have another eye? Jessica Rabbit, you know? Oh, like in the movie, you know, I don't want. Yeah, she always had, like, one. I'm like, that. That's not my thing, you know, I'm like, that's for goth girls to do. Stop trying to be mysterious. Yeah, I'm like, I, I, I. I kind of don't like that dress. Like, it, like, doesn't, like, you know, do it for me. Yeah, Not, Not, Not a fan of Jessica Rabbit, weirdly enough. [00:41:52] Speaker B: It's not weird. You don't have to be. [00:41:57] Speaker A: I'm Like, I feel like her dress is just like, glued to her. But yeah, I mean, this, this, you know, male birth control. That's awesome. But up to the next story. Britain's most tattooed man claims he is unable to watch porn as new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask and he has like a full, you know, face tattoos and all kinds of shit. Oh, my God. Jesus. [00:42:36] Speaker B: Fucking so cool. [00:42:39] Speaker A: Let me share the screen over here. Yeah, there you go. So you can see it. [00:42:49] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's absolutely stunning. [00:42:54] Speaker A: Wow. [00:42:54] Speaker B: It's beautiful. [00:42:56] Speaker A: I mean, he has his eyeballs. [00:42:58] Speaker C: Weird. [00:42:59] Speaker B: I love it. [00:43:01] Speaker A: You know what's kind of like, up. [00:43:02] Speaker C: I wouldn't do that permanently is he. [00:43:06] Speaker A: Kind of like, his hair reminds me of, like, my mom's boyfriend. Like, kind of like a little bit. I. I feel like, you know, like, my mom wouldn't date this guy, but she could, like, up his life enough just, like, to turn him into this guy. But this includes, you know, the check includes supplying a credit card and a photo ID that matches a selfie. It keeps asking me to remove my face. I can't do, like, jump, you know, John Travolta and face off. What you have to do is just put on makeup, dude. Like, put on like, concealer or whatever the. You know, to like, get your face back to like, looking normal. And then, you know, then take your, you know, selfie. I'm sure that there's, you know, women in your life, they'll can do that for you, but, you know, or you just come to fucking America. [00:44:33] Speaker B: I want that. [00:44:35] Speaker A: You want a full body tattoos like this. [00:44:37] Speaker B: I want to have different types of cat cat patterns. So I could have, like, cheetah spots on one side and then splotches like a calico in a different spot. Definitely some tiger stripes. I want a moo kitty pattern. I want a tabby. I want tabby, like down one of the. Down one of my thighs. I want to be covered in cat coat patterns. [00:44:58] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I'll never get a tattoo. It's fine. [00:45:00] Speaker B: I want face tattoos. [00:45:03] Speaker C: Yeah, please don't, Alex. [00:45:04] Speaker B: No, I want flowers growing on the side and then cat whiskers and then flowers like petals like at the ends of my eyebrows. [00:45:12] Speaker C: Yeah. You're so weird. [00:45:14] Speaker B: I'd be so pretty. [00:45:18] Speaker A: All right, well, that next story. Forced participation in religious activities to be classified as child abuse in Japan. So forcing your kid to go to church, child abuse. Now over in Tokyo, new health ministries guidelines in Japan will classify an abuse as any act by members of a religious group. Who threatens to force their children to participate in religious activities or that, you know, hinders a child's career path based on religious doctrine. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I feel like, you know, going to church is not going to be like that, but like, forcing your kid to, like, go out and like, preach on, like, the streets. [00:46:02] Speaker B: Would be a lot of, they're like, because of their religion, they're not letting, like, the girls go to school, that kind of thing too. Do. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Or, you know, go do, like, certain things. You know, kick you the out. [00:46:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:15] Speaker A: Of the church for doing it. Okay. Yeah. I mean, the controversial Unification Church came to attention in 2022 after former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was fatally shot by a man with long standing grudges against a religious group. [00:46:36] Speaker B: I didn't know long standing was one word. [00:46:38] Speaker A: Yeah, long standing. In October, the ministry told local government not to make perfunctory responses simply because a problem is religious in nature. Is also working to outline specific points in the guidelines that authorities should be aware of when dealing with such cases. I, I feel like, you know, Japan's gonna, you know, actually handle this pretty goddamn well. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Yeah, I like this a lot, you. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Know, and it's like, hey, we're, we're gonna, you know, make it to where, you know, you cannot, you know, fuck up a kid. Especially like how Catholic churches do law stipulates for, you know, types of abuse. Inciting fear by telling children they'll go to hell if they do not participate in religious activities or preventing them from making decisions about their career path is regarded as psychological abuse and neglect in the guidelines. Other acts all can constitute neglect, including not having the financial resources to provide adequate food or housing for children as a result of making large donations or blocking their interactions with friends due to a difference in religious beliefs, therefore undermining their social skills. Okay, yeah, I, I'm all for this Japan, you know, you do you. Hell, yeah. Good job, Japan. Sometimes, you know, you nail it. I mean, all the times you nail it, except for your weird, like, censorship and porn like that. Knock that off. On to the next story, which is like one of my, this is one of my favorite stories. I saw this a while ago. High Noon recalls warn that some Celsius energy drinks may contain vodka seltzer, which is a slam dunk right now if you're getting a dui, you know, because it's like, oh, he had a Celsius energy drink, but this company decided to go ahead and put vodka in it and mislabel the can. So now he's you know, it's just boom. Hell yeah. Beverage brand High Noon is recalling some of its vodka seltzer packs due to some cans being mislabeled as non alcoholic energy drinks, creating the potential for unintended alcohol consumption. In an announcement posted Wednesday by the FDA said two lots of high noon. Only two lots of them. High noon energy high noon variety. 12 packs contain cations mislabeled as Celsius Astro Vibe energy drinks Sparkling blue Raz Edition. Despite being still filled with the alcoholic seltzer, the affected Celsius cans will have a silver lid instead of a black one. The recalled packs were shipped to distributors in Florida, Michigan, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Wisconsin and Virginia. Distributors also shipped products to retailers in some states minus Michigan and Oklahoma. Okay, so yeah, they, they actually have the retail packs and the lots that are affected. I guarantee you these have just gone up in price. These have just skyrocketed. If you have one of these. Holy. You're sitting on a holy grail. I, I've never had a Celsius before, so I have no idea if it's actually any good. [00:50:32] Speaker B: Me ne. [00:50:35] Speaker C: But it, it's been such a long time. I don't remember what it tasted like. [00:50:40] Speaker A: Probably not that great. And last story before we get into, you know, off my chest. Am I the and all that suspect who killed his cheating wife knew he was going to jail, so he went out and murdered another man. Cops say Joshua Coleman admitting to killings when he was speaking to police. According to a criminal complaint, a Virginia man is accused of killing his wife over alleged infidelity and then killing another man because he knew he was going to jail. [00:51:15] Speaker B: In for a penny, in for a pound. [00:51:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean. Authorities arrived to his house in Ridgeway, Virginia after receiving a report just before 1pm Tuesday that a man had been shot in the road. The man, later identified as 68 year old William Mori, suffered multiple gunshot wounds and was pronounced dead at the scene. Did you go out and just kill a random dude? [00:51:38] Speaker B: Apparently so. [00:51:40] Speaker A: Oh, no, you're not supposed to do that. I thought you went out and killed like the cheating, like the dude that she was cheating with. Oh, what a fucking dickhead you are. Ah, yeah, you're a dumbass. Ah, you, you're, you're a dumb piece of shit. You should like fucking, you know, found out who she was cheating on and then, you know, go, you know, kill your wife and then that guy and then boom, then I can make. Okay, I get it. But you know, just going out and beg. Okay, I'M going to jail. You know, fuck this random guy walking down the street, I'm gonna kill him. You're a piece of shit for that. Fuck you. [00:52:22] Speaker B: Wait there they he had two kids? [00:52:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:26] Speaker B: Did he shoot, did he shoot their mom in front of them? [00:52:29] Speaker A: Probably. A relationship between Mory and the Coleman is not immediately clear. Coleman took the two children with him in the car grab. Oh no. I think this was the dude that she was cheating on him with. [00:53:11] Speaker B: Was she cheating? [00:53:12] Speaker A: Yeah, she was cheating. [00:53:13] Speaker B: How do we know? [00:53:15] Speaker A: Cuz he said so. [00:53:16] Speaker B: That makes absolutely no sense. [00:53:21] Speaker A: Coleman admitted the killings following his arrest. He told police and accused her of cheating during a tense argument before heading to his room, grabbing a gun and shooting her in the head. Coleman took his two children with him in the car. He knew he was going to jail and decided to search for Mory and kill him too after he couldn't. Man. This 60 year old, 68 year old man in his home. Coleman returned to the Ridgeway home and to find Maury in the street and shot him to death. The relationship between Maureen the Coleman's is not immediately clear. So yeah, authorities are offering a reward up to $2,500 in exchange for information related to the crime. So you know, hopefully like that was the dude that you know, she was cheating, you know, on him with. But if not, you know, you're kind of a piece of. [00:54:18] Speaker B: Well maybe you'd beef with him for some, some completely other other different reason. [00:54:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you know, in for penny, in for pound. I mean, you know, go ahead and do what you're gonna do, but stop doing it with a gun. Like go out and do it with a knife. You're making all of us gun owners look like we're fucking psychos. Like you know, go out and fucking like, you know, kill your wife with like an axe or something. You know, go kill her with like a garden tool. [00:54:45] Speaker B: Well, I'm sure this happens more often with a knife, but I feel like guns stuff gets reported a lot more than other weapons would. Of course because the meat because me is controlled by the government. The government wants to make make guns look bad. [00:55:03] Speaker A: And then we have some stories that Courtney sent in and this is one of them by fit coyote3399 this is true. Off my chest a new subreddit. I'm a guy and I was recently watching a bunch of very niche subset of porn and I stumbled onto a bunch of videos of my brother. So I need to be able to tell someone about this because it's so Insane. I will never tell a soul in real life. So I have to settle for Internet strangers burner account for obvious reasons. So I have a fairly specific fetish that I won't go into details, but it's unique enough that I struggle to find much quality content that I haven't already seen. Anyway. I stumble on a whole list of videos that are pretty low quality but but seem right up my alley. They're kind the kind of low quality porn where the guy is face is almost always hidden or off screen, probably for consent slash contract reasons. Doesn't matter because soon as I hear his voice, I know it's my brother. Like without doubt. I recognize his body type, his voice, his mannerisms, and occasionally a sliver of his face isn't fully hidden. Obviously my plans for a night took a turn as I I proceeded to watch a few more videos just out of sheer bewild. He is not someone you'd ever expect to be in this type of porn and I'm yes, Mo. I've never been this more turned off in my life. Cue the existential thoughts. Obviously our childhood and upbringing can affect what kinks we have could have possibly driven us both to this unique kink. I have no clue. Genetics 2. I will never be able to watch this type of porn again. So far the end. Will I ever be able to watch this type of porn again? So far the answer is no. 1 week. [00:57:03] Speaker B: I'm sure eventually. [00:57:05] Speaker A: How will I go through this life without the secret that I'll never be able to share with anyone? I don't know why, but I just needed someone to know this because I can't tell my wife who I tell everything to. I respect my brother and there's no judgment. I'm so incredibly surprised. It's been bothering me all week. Edit one. All right. You fucking weirdos. It's like forced chastity slash cross dressing and cuckold. You know, CEI stuff. Classic Reddit where I'm trying to convey something insane that happened in my personal life and everyone's hung up on what type of porn someone's into. Yeah, there's so much chastity, cross dressing stuff. [00:57:48] Speaker B: Okay, if you've caught one of your brother's doing porn, would you tell me? No, Because I would tell you. [00:57:58] Speaker A: No. [00:57:59] Speaker B: Yeah. No. If I came across your brothers, I would so tell you. Like I would bombard you with the videos. Like I would break. [00:58:05] Speaker A: I would not watch them. [00:58:07] Speaker B: I would break you. [00:58:10] Speaker A: Not like. No. [00:58:17] Speaker B: You wouldn't tell me. [00:58:19] Speaker A: Bring it up at Thanksgiving and see how that gravy boat floats. Yeah, I'm sorry, Opie. That fucking sucks. [00:58:28] Speaker B: That's hilarious. [00:58:29] Speaker C: Yep. [00:58:30] Speaker A: But yeah, they're like, dude, like, go to like, what is it, Fetlife or something. Yeah, you can definitely find a whole bunch of crazy shit online. You're just like, you're googling it. Like, you know, go dig deeper, but not too deep. Now. Now we're going to get into some Am I the and we might get another off my chest at the end maybe, if we have time. Am I the by throwaway Am I the for having no sympathy for my 37 female husband, 33 male, after he's begged me for years to sleep with another man and now he's upset by it Throwaway cause because I love posting my life on Reddit and don't want this mess attached to it. Been with my husband for 12 years and pretty much from the start he's told me he has a fantasy to watch me sleep with another man. He isn't the first man to ask me to do this. You'd be surprised about how many men ask their women to do this. The thing is, my husband can be a little insecure to the point where I told him a year after we got together that I was thinking about leaving him because I can't deal with his constant questions of who someone is and how I know them. Every time they comment or like something on my socials or every time I mentioned someone at work, he started making passive aggressive comments. He got better and realized how much of a contradictory contradiction he was being. Mostly his insecurities have calmed down with the odd flare up. About three years ago, he really ramped up asking me to sleep with another man. He's mentioned it like once a week and tells me which of his friends what the. Found me hot. God damn, no, absolutely not. And stuff like he talked dirty, like while having sex about me with other men. About a year ago, I caved a little and said as a test I'd start revealing revealing pictures on socials and see how he handled it. So I started posting gym selfies and outfit pics about me wearing very revealing clothing. Then we went to Ibiza and I sunbathed topless and even posted a picture on my socials where I was topless and captured it. Men don't like tan lines, do they? He passed all these tests and never once reacted negatively. While in Ibiza, we went clubbing and he watched me dance with other men and he seemed like he really enjoyed it. Around six months ago, I said okay. And made him sign a piece of paper. Obviously not legally binding but trying to get into his head that he can't. This can't be classed as cheating as is as it is a sex game for to fulfill his fantasy. He said all kinds of sex are okay but nothing is off limits. He will choose the man and I can't be accused of any sort of cheating. He said he was fine with this. He's a big man, six foot four and he goes to the gym nearly any day. He chose a little skinny guy, five foot five and he's not much muscle on him. Anyway. Tale old time he won, he wanted it, got it. Now he isn't happy and is upset. He says he enjoyed it himself too much and it was obvious that I preferred sex with the other guy. I was louder and gave her and gave him head longer. Etc. There's been numerous complaints and I've shut him down every time. And I told him this isn't how it's gonna go and he didn't listen. And he showed numerous posts on Reddit of this exact thing happening. Men begging their wives, giving in their men can't handle it and blame the wife. I said that's not how it's going to go. I'm not taking any blame. I did exactly what I was told to do. Slept with another man and I put on a show and acted like a porn star. I did that held up my end. And he isn't holding up his end of enjoying it or accepting that he asked like this. He is saying I am being an by showing no understanding in his words and taking accountability for my actions. He said that he knew that this was gonna happen, he wouldn't have done it and blah blah blah blah. He's like an adult who purposely put his hand in the lion's cage and then crying that's been bitten off. Am I the should have been more in the state? No. [01:03:03] Speaker B: Oh my God, she needs to leave this dude. [01:03:08] Speaker C: Yeah, he's not worth it. [01:03:10] Speaker B: So. [01:03:10] Speaker C: Not at all. He sounds like such a addict. [01:03:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean they've been together. [01:03:15] Speaker C: Once she leaves she'll probably realize that oh like I don't have this dead weight around. [01:03:22] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I mean they've been together for 12 years so like, you know, I, I, I don't like saying hey, go get divorced like right out the gate. But. [01:03:32] Speaker B: It'S just going to get worse from here. There is no improvement. [01:03:35] Speaker A: I mean like just be like hey, you know, remember what happened last time? You know, like anytime he like tries to Bring some shit up. Just be like, you know, hey, and you have the fucking paper. You have, you know, every, you know, are you sure? Are you sure? You know? And you know, tell them tough shit, you know, that, that, that's really what it comes down to, you know, you can go to therapy and try and work it out, you know, that's what I do. Recommend. And don't fucking leave them, you know, you know, you, you, you think something's gonna be, you know, awesome in your head. You're like, oh yeah, that's gonna be awesome. Like, what if I, you know, go up to this dude and punch him in the face, you know, because he insulted my girl. And then he beats you to the ground. You're like, this isn't how it was supposed to go. I was supposed to whoop his ass and then get head for my girl. Oh no. And now you're in the hospital with a broken orbital socket, you know, and then she leaves you for being toxic. You know, tough shit, dude. But yeah, fucking go to therapy, you know, see if you can save it and never do this shit again. Next story. Am I the asshole? By fucking pleasant object am I the asshole for telling my parents I won't move back in with them because they're ungrateful assholes? I'm 18, female. My parents oldest and I moved out of their house six weeks ago because my parents accused me of being lazy and not doing anything to help out and treating them like servants and making life more difficult. In reality, I was doing the most to help them. I cooked four nights a week, went grocery shopping twice a week, helped my mom meal prep lunches every Sunday, got my siblings to and from school, did the dishes every night, would do my own chores and my siblings chores when they're being difficult and I was paying rent after I turned 18. I turned 18 in April and started paying rent then. My parents expected more out of me and I wasn't finished in high school yet. I tried my best though. I wanted to help my family and that's when they accused me of doing nothing and taking advantage of them. And I was like, what the fuck? We got into a fight and I packed up my stuff and left that night. I stayed at my best friend's house for three nights. Then I moved in with my grandparents. It took three weeks for my parents to demand no one I was coming home and I said never. They said I needed to help keep helping at home and I asked how I could keep helping. When I did nothing, they told me I was too Young to move out. I reminded them I'm 18 legally, and I can move out when without them needing to approve. They reached out a couple more times, and I ignored them. Last week, they said we needed to talk, and I asked, what about. They said things at home were rough without me and I needed to stop behaving like this and help them. I told them that I won't ever move back with them because they're ungrateful assholes that want me to take over for them, and they never appreciate me for it. I said I did nothing before and they should, you know, be fine, clearly, since that's all I was doing before and I'd be a lazy ass with my grandma and grandpa. My parents said I was being a real bitch, and parents and kids are fighting all the time. Am I the asshole? [01:07:05] Speaker B: Oh, girl, I'm so proud of you for getting out. [01:07:10] Speaker A: I mean, you didn't say how many siblings you have, but it's obviously more than one. Yeah, I mean, you know, they called your. And you, you know, did it. I. I love this. You know, like, over here on the side, it's like, you know, tips for moving out of day 10. [01:07:31] Speaker C: Yep. [01:07:32] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. Like, I'm sure your parents, you know, only see you after they get home from work, and, you know, they only see, like, the bad stuff, and they, you know, don't see, like, the good stuff. And it does suck. You know, let them sweat it out a bit more and then just be like, hey, you know, I'll move back in, but you have to pay me. [01:07:57] Speaker B: No. [01:07:59] Speaker A: And just, like, you know, make it, like, a ridiculous amount. You know, it's like, you know, I'll cook, you know, every night, but, you know, that that's, you know, a chef fee, and it's like. And just make it, like, more than they can afford. Like, yeah, you have to pay me, like, 3,000, you know, a month, and, like, I can't afford that. And then. Okay, then you can't afford me. You know, like, put. Put a value on the. You know, the services that you provide, and then, boom. [01:08:33] Speaker B: So please for op. [01:08:35] Speaker A: But, yeah, good for you. Get out. You know, Start your life. Enjoy your life. It's awesome. [01:08:40] Speaker C: Yep. [01:08:41] Speaker B: It's not your job to fix your family. [01:08:44] Speaker C: Nope. [01:08:45] Speaker A: But now on to relationship advice. I love this story. And it was a quick one by relationship by Trump. Sucks. But that's a great name. My 34 male girlfriend, 32 female, says, My orgasm face is creepy. It's just crossing the line. Hello. My girlfriend of three months has Been great until she brought up the fact that she thinks my orgasm face is creepy because my eyes get too big. And I told them. I told her this was extremely hurtful because I can't control it. She doubled down, but then apologized profusely. However, I can't shake this negative feeling. Otherwise. She's been extremely sweet, but this is so out of character for her to say something like this. It's been my best relationship yet, and this is the first issue. What would be the best way to handle this situation? Fucking bag on your head, dude. [01:09:49] Speaker B: Like, okay, now, what she said was completely uncalled for. Like, she crossed a really big line. [01:09:56] Speaker A: Like, I mean, what if his orgasm face is creepy? [01:09:59] Speaker B: It doesn't matter if it's creepy or not. You don't make fun of people. People. Like, it's really easy for someone to feel humiliated by something like this. Like, and it, like, affects them having, like, sex afterwards. Like, this is. It's a really vulnerable place to hit, and it's completely over the line. See, that was a nut. That did not need to be said to begin with. Like, I don't know what her purpose was for saying that in the first place. Like, what did she think was gonna happen? [01:10:28] Speaker A: Oh, no. I get, like. I make fun of my friends all the time, you know? [01:10:35] Speaker B: Okay, yeah, but that's different. [01:10:37] Speaker A: Like, I. I remember, like, you know, my friend Ben got called Monocle for a bit because, like, he used to live in this man camp, and, you know, he was, like, fucking this chick, and he, like, came in her eye. He's like, I'm gonna call that one the Monocle. We just called him Monocle for a while. And, yeah, we, like. We can, like, make fun of each other. It's like, yeah, you know, they just, like, kind of get over it, you know, Just. [01:11:12] Speaker B: It'd be really hard to get over that. [01:11:14] Speaker A: Or just, you know, stop making weird orgasm face. I mean, like, that. That's fine, too, you know? [01:11:20] Speaker B: Like, no, like, if he says something, try. [01:11:22] Speaker A: Try a new orgasm face. Try something creepier. You know, just be like. Stick out your tongue or something while you're coming. See how she likes that. You have fun with it. Who cares? [01:11:38] Speaker B: What she said was mean and unnecessary. [01:11:41] Speaker A: Do I have a weird orgasm face? [01:11:43] Speaker B: My eyes are closed when we have sex. Because, like, my. [01:11:47] Speaker A: Because that's a great idea. Put a blindfold on her. Boom. Solve the whole thing. It amplifies everything. Makes everything better. She doesn't have to look at your stupid orgasm face. Do that. Put a blindfold on her Hell, yeah. [01:12:02] Speaker B: Okay. [01:12:03] Speaker A: My wife is smart. [01:12:04] Speaker B: Like, he can only have sex with her if she's blindfolded. [01:12:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Or date a blind girl, too. Like, boom. Fucking. She's only been around for three months. You go find yourself a blind girl, she'll fucking love it. You know, hopefully, like, don't, like, just, like, go kidnap her off the street, like, wooer, and be nice to her, you know, and then you can, like, fuck afterwards after. Like, you get to know her and she's like, okay with it, and it's like, oh, that's cool. And then you can, you know, learn like, Morse code or something and be like, hey, I. I'm. I learned Morse code for you. It's like, I can hear you motherfucking. Just, you know that that's how that, you know will end. But. Yeah. And one more relationship advice. I love this one by I love Maria. What can I, 19 female, call my boyfriend 18 male instead of good boy. So me, 19 male. My boyfriend 18 male. We're talking, and I called him a good boy because it's a regular thing. I call him because we're both involved in. To BDSM and things like that. Oh, that's adorable. But when I said, you know, when I said it, he said, you don't only have to call me a good boy. And he told me he likes the name, but it can be repetitive, which I understand, but I have no idea what. I could be a good substitute for it that gives the same effect, that isn't corny like honey bun, sweetie, or things like that. So if anyone has some suggestions, please let me know. [01:13:44] Speaker B: Baby cakes. [01:13:46] Speaker A: My wife says baby cakes. [01:13:48] Speaker B: Yeah. That is. [01:13:50] Speaker A: Call them. [01:13:51] Speaker C: I'm too high to think of one. [01:13:54] Speaker B: It's so weird. [01:13:57] Speaker A: Oh, calm your little puppy. You know, I called my ex boyfriend pet, and he loved it. Champ, Sport. Call him kiddo. Don't do that. Absolutely not. Jesus Christ. No. Proud boy. Sweet boy. Yeah. Good girl. Babe. Baby. Darling. Sweetheart. My love. Calm. You come like my. Hey, my. Come here. My bad boy. I mean, you're still young, so, you know, what do you think, like, is bdsm? You're like, I spank him lightly. [01:14:53] Speaker B: It's like, don't judge them. They're exploring. [01:14:56] Speaker A: I. I know, but it's like they're exploring you. You'll get deep into it and you're like. [01:15:04] Speaker B: And either they'll love it or they won't. Just trying it out for now. It's not a lifelong commitment. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, if he's a sub, you know, just you know, don't you? You can just get away with not calling him anything back. Come here, boy. [01:15:28] Speaker B: Darling would be nice. [01:15:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, we're way over time this week, but for. For the short of, you know, everything, this dude is getting his arm amputated and he's excited about it. Tldr I got my arm amputated. Now I have no pain. And I can do all the things I couldn't do before, like having a job, go to university. And I have no regrets at all. [01:15:57] Speaker B: Fuck, yes. But so hard for that. I'm so happy Opie's happy. [01:16:01] Speaker A: But, you know, it was a girl born with amniotic band syndrome. [01:16:10] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [01:16:12] Speaker A: You know, A M N I O T I C. Amniotic, I think. Band syndrome. My arm was affected. I couldn't move or lift my arm. It was dead weight. So you just had like a. You know, a silly arm yet? Yeah, my strong arm. And you got that shit chopped off. That's awesome that you got that shit chopped off. And now you're happy, you know. [01:16:31] Speaker C: Yep. [01:16:33] Speaker A: So, you know, good for you. Op. Sometimes you don't need every part if it doesn't work. That's awesome. But we'll be back next week for sure. I think maybe, possibly. And if we're not, we have, you know, fucking lost episode that we can release. And if, you know, we haven't released the lost episode before the end of the year, guess what? You get a bonus episode one week. That way it doesn't just sit and, you know, die. But, yeah, we'll be back next week with some more bullshit. You know how it goes. I'm Alex. The truck. You can follow me. I don't care. Or don't. [01:17:14] Speaker B: All right. [01:17:15] Speaker A: Bye. [01:17:16] Speaker C: Bye.