Rent A Grandma

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human podcast. We are back again with some more of the bs And I have figured out a date for the lost episode. It will be second week of September. That will come out on September 14, so be on the lookout for that. I'll be busy that entire goddamn weekend, so I will not have a chance to record anything. But this is the Human podcast. I'm your host, Alex. The truck. We got my wife. Not the truck. [00:00:41] Speaker B: Not the truck. [00:00:42] Speaker A: Not the truck. And we got Courtney from across the land. [00:00:47] Speaker C: I'm right here. [00:00:48] Speaker A: All right. Yeah. So, you know, updates I have gotten in the pool. [00:00:59] Speaker B: It's wonderful. [00:01:00] Speaker A: It is the worst thing. [00:01:02] Speaker B: He enjoyed himself so much. [00:01:04] Speaker A: I did not. [00:01:06] Speaker B: Yeah, you did. [00:01:07] Speaker A: I literally paid for a stinger. [00:01:10] Speaker B: He spent over half an hour in. [00:01:12] Speaker A: The pool because I was already in the fucking pool. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Wasn't it nice? [00:01:20] Speaker A: It's not something I'm gonna do on my, you know, normal days off. [00:01:23] Speaker B: I don't expect you to just every now and again. [00:01:26] Speaker A: Yeah, every. Like, once in a great while. [00:01:28] Speaker B: I was supposed to be a mermaid. It sucks that I'm not. [00:01:33] Speaker A: So we. We have a pool, and I've, you know, outfitted it with many, many goddamn things. I do not understand why my wife thinks a pool should be cold. [00:01:48] Speaker B: You get in the pool to cool off. Okay. And I think the problem is, is I grew up swimming in rivers coming off ice melt. I'm used to swimming in very cold water. I think that's it. I just spent too much time in rivers. Like, literally, we would go up to Tahoe and we would go swim in the rivers. [00:02:08] Speaker A: Absolutely not. I don't. I don't do any of those cold plunges. [00:02:12] Speaker B: That's so weird. Like, why is it weird? [00:02:16] Speaker C: No, because Alex doesn't like the guy. Alex doesn't like the heat and. [00:02:21] Speaker B: Right. [00:02:21] Speaker C: I think he'd want to be cold. [00:02:23] Speaker B: Right. And then he gets into the pool, and then he turns into a little kid who needs his floaties on his arms. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Like, I just don't. I just don't want to jump into the water. But, like, I want it to be like a. [00:02:38] Speaker B: You can jump. It's only two feet. [00:02:40] Speaker A: I want it to be a. It's two feet because I didn't want to fucking pay for permits. [00:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah, fuck that noise. [00:02:47] Speaker A: I didn't want to deal with any of the permitting, you know, nonsense because. [00:02:50] Speaker B: You know, the maggot would report us. [00:02:54] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fine. I don't care. She. She can. The city can't do anything about it. It's all, you know, permit free work. [00:03:03] Speaker B: I feel like it's kind of like setting up fireworks. You're not supposed to, but no one cares. [00:03:08] Speaker A: Oh, you know, the fucking city cares. The. The people that get cheated out of their money fucking care. Like, you know, if you decide to do some work without, you know, getting a permit for work that you know you need a permit for, they will come and put a stop to the work, fine you, and then make you get the permit anyway. And now that they know you've done it, and if you continue to do it, they'll fine you per day and then be a complete fucking asshole about it. [00:03:45] Speaker B: So does that affect the house insurance? The way fucking up driving affects your car insurance? [00:03:52] Speaker A: Well, if, if you, you know, permit some new work, you know, from what I understand, it can increase the value of your property, you know, and an increased value of your property can increase your taxes and increase your insurance. [00:04:12] Speaker B: Fucking bullshit. Yep, fucking bullshit. So my pool makes me so happy that. [00:04:22] Speaker A: So that, that's why it is only two feet. [00:04:25] Speaker B: That's why it needs to be. I can't go swimming. I love my hair. [00:04:28] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why it is only a two foot pole, you know, Trust me, I've looked perfect. I have looked up every goddamn law. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Of course you have. You always study everything in depth before you embark on a new project. You always know what you can and can't do before you start things. So research is important. [00:04:50] Speaker A: Yeah. If I, if I was to give the people here, you know, a bit of advice, you know, look up. You can usually go to your, you know, city's website, look up what you can and cannot do without a permit and be like, okay, cool, I can do this without a permit. And it. No. [00:05:09] Speaker B: Oh, shit. Fuck. Just happened. [00:05:16] Speaker A: What the. All right, we are back. You know, part two. We had a weird, like, power surge and then a bunch of lightning without thunder. Wow. Yeah, it was weird. I don't know, I don't know what to tell y', all, but power surge hopefully is done. I don't see any, you know, weird thunder out there no more. There's like heat thunder or some like that. But yeah, we're. We're back again. I don't remember what I was talking about before the, you know, power surge probably didn't matter all that much. So let's go ahead and get into some stories, like, right out the gate. So some of you know about the door to hell over in Turkmenistan, like they were drilling like a gas line, you know, into the ground and then it collapses. And then they're all worried about it, you know, releasing a bunch of fucking toxic fumes in the air phenomenon, which it would. Yes. You know, every well, every, you know, drilling well has this. We. They have, you know, auto igniters that burn off any of the natural gas that comes off. We just kind of, you know, it's. It's waste gas. So, like, they'll be like, just, you know, burning pyres at, like, every, you know, well you visit. And most of you will never visit, like a drilling well, you know, you'll see, like, the pump jacks going off in the distance. They have it. [00:07:12] Speaker B: So are those the seesaw ones? [00:07:13] Speaker A: Yeah, the ones that go boo, you know, really slow. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Nice. Yeah, those are pretty, but evil. [00:07:20] Speaker A: How are they evil? [00:07:22] Speaker B: It's dinosaur bones. [00:07:24] Speaker A: It's not. [00:07:26] Speaker B: That's the extent of my knowledge. [00:07:28] Speaker A: I like how people, you know, were fed this, you know, tiny bit of information as kids and it just persisted. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Well, then what, what then what are you mining? [00:07:40] Speaker A: Just oil. [00:07:41] Speaker B: Yes. And where do you think that oil comes from? [00:07:44] Speaker A: Do you think, like, dynamite? [00:07:46] Speaker B: Isn't it a byproduct of limestone? [00:07:49] Speaker C: No, it's just, quite honestly, there's a ton of conspiracy theories about. About how exactly it was made because, like, they don't find any fossils at the level that they find oil. [00:08:06] Speaker B: They don't? [00:08:07] Speaker A: No. [00:08:08] Speaker B: Oh, well, then I stand corrected. [00:08:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:12] Speaker B: Just. [00:08:12] Speaker C: Yeah. So, no, I don't think we really know what it's from. [00:08:19] Speaker A: Let's actually look it up right now. Where does oil from the earth actually come from? Yeah, it's the remains of dead organisms such as algae and zooplan. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Zooplankton. [00:08:37] Speaker A: What? Zooplankton says zooplankton. Z, O, O plant. [00:08:43] Speaker B: You pronounce the two O's, it's O. Plankton. [00:08:46] Speaker A: I hate that. [00:08:47] Speaker B: I'm so drunk. I'm doing my best, but. You pronounce the O twice, but yeah. [00:08:50] Speaker A: Oil, known as crude oil or petroleum, is formed from the remains of ancient marine organisms like plantain algae that lived millions of years ago. These organisms died and settled at the ocean or lake bottoms, accumulating with mud and sand. [00:09:05] Speaker B: That makes so much more sense, though. [00:09:07] Speaker A: Over long periods, these. These layers are buried under more sediment, and immense heat and pressure transform the organic matter into hydrocarbons. Which. [00:09:18] Speaker B: Is it limestone or not? [00:09:20] Speaker A: No, it's algae that just pretty much. [00:09:25] Speaker B: No, marine organisms, that kind of stuff, they build limestone? [00:09:32] Speaker A: Sure. [00:09:33] Speaker B: Well, now I'm asking if that's right or wrong. [00:09:37] Speaker C: I Don't know. [00:09:38] Speaker A: Where does limestone come from? Limestone primarily forms from the accumulation of lithification of marine organisms remain, such as shells and coral from chemical participates in shallow, warm marine environments. [00:09:57] Speaker B: Okay, so does that mean limestone doesn't have algae, but the other stuff does? [00:10:02] Speaker A: Limestone could have algae in it, but it's mainly from like shells and shit like that. Shells and coral? You know, just shells and coral fucking, you know, compacted, Compacted. Compacted, Boom. Limestone. [00:10:18] Speaker B: So oil doesn't come from limestone, but what the oil comes from is similar to limestone. [00:10:23] Speaker A: It's similar process, but, you know, these are more like, like, pretty much limestone is like fingernails compacted. [00:10:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:32] Speaker A: And oil is like, you know, hey, algae just, you know, got buried and compacted. [00:10:36] Speaker B: Is oil fat? [00:10:38] Speaker A: It can be. [00:10:41] Speaker B: Huh. [00:10:45] Speaker A: You know, it's like, you know, butter is technically oil. [00:10:48] Speaker B: Butter is God's gift to the universe. I eat so much butter, it's not healthy. [00:10:56] Speaker A: Yep. [00:10:57] Speaker B: Like, I can go through like little four packs in like two weeks. [00:11:01] Speaker A: So. But yeah, they were building. They were drilling a hole, it collapsed, it started leaking out a bunch of natural gas. And then like, they're. They threw a match in there thinking, hey, it's just gonna all burn out and we're all gonna be good. And it, you know, burnt for 54 years. [00:11:22] Speaker B: Why does this, remember, remind me of a Godzilla movie? [00:11:28] Speaker A: Because, like, when I look down in this fucking whole article, you know, it's just, you know, pretty much, you know, glosses over that this, you know, door to hell. And it's just like a burning pit. That's all it is, just dirt and fire. [00:11:44] Speaker B: You don't throw water on an oil fire. [00:11:46] Speaker A: Oh, you can't. Like, they tried. They tried putting it out, like immediately, and they couldn't. [00:11:52] Speaker B: Why did they try? There's no way they could put it out. [00:11:55] Speaker A: They tried. [00:11:57] Speaker B: That was. That wasn't going to work. [00:12:00] Speaker A: It didn't. And. But so it just expanded and now it's, you know, burning itself out finally, after 54 years. [00:12:11] Speaker B: I wonder what it smells like. [00:12:13] Speaker A: Sulfur. [00:12:15] Speaker B: Ah, that. I hate sulfur. [00:12:16] Speaker A: Rotten eggs. It smells like rotten eggs. [00:12:18] Speaker B: Sulfur's disgusting. Disgusting. [00:12:20] Speaker A: Exactly what it smells like. I know way too well what it smells like. [00:12:24] Speaker B: Of course I know it smells like. I was in a ring room ward. [00:12:26] Speaker A: For three months and, you know, hopefully not too much. H2S. Probably kills a bunch of people. But, yeah, the crater was formed in 1971 when Soviet geologists actually collapsed a natural gas chamber while drilling. So, yeah, it was just like a big old chamber and just fell in, like, oh, you know, but. [00:12:50] Speaker B: Oh, they turned. They set it light to make it visible. Okay. I was wondering why the they did that. Like, there's no way they did it for shits and giggles. [00:12:59] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure they did. [00:13:00] Speaker B: For some reason they were trying to make it visible. [00:13:01] Speaker A: Oh, drilling. People are the dumbest people on planet Earth. [00:13:05] Speaker B: Do y' all still use canaries, or is there something different now? [00:13:09] Speaker A: Yeah, there's monitors, H2S monitors, you know, that we clip to our hard hats and that beep, you know, warning you, hey, you're about to die, and if you stay here, you're gonna die, or, hey, you're about to die. Like that. That sets two warnings. [00:13:27] Speaker B: I feel like that's more efficient than a canary. [00:13:30] Speaker A: It is wildly more efficient. And it is a horrifying sound. It's not a great sound. [00:13:37] Speaker B: I would hope not. [00:13:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it does not take a lot of hydrogen sulfide to fucking kill you. And, you know, I. I know personally a few people that have died from it. It sucks. [00:13:52] Speaker B: Did they melt away like the movie? [00:13:54] Speaker A: Nope. Poisons them. It's gas. [00:13:59] Speaker B: Huh? [00:14:02] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:14:03] Speaker B: Alex, which one you. You okay? I swear to God, this is like a Godzilla movie and it's black and. [00:14:11] Speaker A: White, but, yeah, they set it alight and they expected it to burn out quickly, and it's remained lit, you know, ever since. [00:14:20] Speaker B: But it's visible. [00:14:21] Speaker A: But Turkmenistan has no official record of the incident. [00:14:27] Speaker B: The fucking Soviets caused it. [00:14:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, they came over the drill. But, like, the rest of this article is about spiders. They're like, you know, do spiders live in the hole? [00:14:41] Speaker B: That's a good question. [00:14:42] Speaker A: No, they don't. Obviously not. It's a hole of fire. Like, how awful would it be if a fucking spider could survive fire? [00:14:53] Speaker B: And what does this say now? Cyanobacteria in it? Cyanobacteria? [00:14:59] Speaker A: Nope. It's a hole in the middle of the desert. [00:15:02] Speaker B: I feel like that's a place where. Where it would exist, though. [00:15:05] Speaker A: But, you know, they. They are, you know, saying, hey, spiders do live out there. And sometimes they'll build webs, like, near the edge, and the camel spiders will, you know, be there because insects are attracted to the hole. [00:15:23] Speaker B: I mean, that's an important, important finding. [00:15:26] Speaker A: I mean, you know, just stay the. Out of the desert. Like, I want to know, you know, how small the hole was when it first collapsed. And then how many people have fallen into the hole. Oh, wow, this is some stuff. I can actually look how many people have died at the door to hell? There have been no documented Deaths. [00:15:55] Speaker B: There we go. [00:15:56] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. That means there's been so many fucking deaths. [00:15:59] Speaker B: Yep. [00:16:02] Speaker A: While the crater is dangerous and inhospitable place due to his intense heat, noxious fumes, it is a popular tourist destination and there has been no reports of anyone dying there, according to National Geographics. Who's not there every day? Yeah, I like, I like, I want like, if I was to like die in the crater, I want someone to record it. Like, like I wouldn't be like, ah, burning up. Like, record this. Record it. I'm going to die. You cannot save me. Record this shit. [00:16:45] Speaker B: That's being documented. I want to leave absolutely no footprint on the world. I leave before reincarnating in the next dimension. [00:16:53] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:16:55] Speaker A: Like, if you were to fall in that fucking hole, you'd be like, it could be hotter. And then you crawl out and beg. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Pretty much. I would, wouldn't I? [00:17:02] Speaker A: You back. It's kind of cold. It's kind of chilly down there. Oh, there's a spider down here too. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Well, I would need you to come kill the spider. So you'd be stuck with me. [00:17:11] Speaker A: You would come running out of the hole because there'd be a spider in the hole. There's a spider down here. [00:17:18] Speaker C: Is Alex really that afraid of spiders? [00:17:22] Speaker B: Okay, I have. I've been traumatized by centipedes and once the spider reaches the size of the centipede that jumped at me, then I'm. [00:17:31] Speaker A: No longer okay, see, like, I'm not afraid of spiders. [00:17:35] Speaker B: That fucker jumped at me. I was not okay. I was naked, I was vulnerable. And that bastard had the nerve to climb up next to the toilet to jump on me. Fuck that centipede. [00:17:49] Speaker A: Top 10 deadliest spiders. The armed spider. Oh, no. A spider with a gun. That's awful. You know the brown recluse? Okay, yep. The black widow. Not deadly. The Sydney, you know, funnel web spider. Yes, that is deadly. Windows spider. Obviously it doesn't come out to me. Red back spider. Not red belly spider. Yellow sack spider. Probably has a big old ball sack. That's just yellow. Six eyed sand spider. [00:18:27] Speaker B: It only has six eyes. [00:18:31] Speaker A: The Australian funnel, like that one scares me. That, that's the only one so far that scared me. [00:18:37] Speaker C: That one can like straight up kill. [00:18:38] Speaker A: You, you know, just because it has Australian in it. Fuck it. Like all the rest of these, you know, dumbass spiders. I don't care about the armed brown recluse black widow. None of them. The Australian funnel web spider. Fuck that spider. I feel, you know, it is the most venomous spider in the world. It is also the most aggressive and deadliest creatures on earth. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that one can stay in Australia. I think that's, like, the reason I'm not visiting Australia. I'm not gonna fuck around and find out. I'm not gonna, like, get into a hotel room, see an Australian funnel web spider and be like, oh, sorry, I didn't realize this room was occupied. And then go downstairs and be like, hey, yeah, there's somebody in my room. You know, I called him sir and, you know, left, and he said, you. As he was smoking a cigarette. Yeah, yeah. The rest of these, you know, spiders, you know, this is found in the depths of southern Africa. Yeah. Nope, not going there. I don't care. You know, yellow. Yellow sack spider is moderately venomous. That. That doesn't even say. It can cause mild to moderate pain like that. That. That's nothing. The Sydney funnel website. I feel like that's also just the Australian spider. [00:20:05] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:20:08] Speaker A: What is it about Australia that causes spiders to be so deadly? Australia just hit it with a nuke, you know, and save the world. But speaking of insane fucking heat, Japan apparently is now going through one of their biggest heat waves ever. You know, things are melting. Displays are melting. It. They are, you know, really going through it. They're really having a bad time. I'm sure. Like, you know, there's people that are dying. It's awful. They're going through 40 degrees Celsius. [00:20:53] Speaker C: Holy. Isn't that a lot? [00:20:55] Speaker A: That's 104 degrees Fahrenheit. [00:21:00] Speaker C: Well, for some areas, that's actually, like. It's because they're not used to it and they're not equipped to handle it. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Well, I mean, it's been some years since they've been used to some extreme heat, you know, Bad joke. Bad joke. No. [00:21:19] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. So there was. I vaguely remember this, but one of my teachers was saying that she had. They had a boy from Africa and he was cold during summer camp, and he had to wear a jacket, and he was so cold. [00:21:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:39] Speaker C: Like, so used to it being hotter. [00:21:45] Speaker A: Like. Like, I. I love people from Africa. They are hilarious. Like, especially black people from Africa from, like, Ghana, Africa. Hilarious because they are the most racist people on planet Earth. Like. Like, to where I hear what they say. I'm like, dude, you. I. You're not supposed to say those things. And, like, what? The. The black man from America? Awful. I'm like, no, we have to be nice to them. And they just say the most racist stuff in the world. I'm like, oh, God damn it. There's just no helping. It makes me cackle every time. So, yeah, sorry. Japan, you're. You're going through, you know, average heat here, you're going through an average summer in America. But yeah, like, they, they have like, a bunch of, you know, model food made out of, like, wax. You know, like, like the food that, like, looks really good. Like, oh, yeah, that's hot. And it's just, like, melting like, damn. Should have made out of stronger shit, but. Next story. A Denmark zoo is asking the public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators. [00:23:24] Speaker B: Yeah, I am so here for this. I am so here for this. [00:23:30] Speaker A: And, like, I had to read the story ahead of time just to, like, know if it was like, okay. And it is pretty much like the zoo in northern Denmark said that chickens, rabbits, and guinea pigs were an important part of the diet of its predators and they needed whole prey. [00:23:49] Speaker B: Yep. [00:23:50] Speaker A: Reminiscent of what they'd hunt in the wild. [00:23:52] Speaker B: Okay. They need whole prey because they need to eat their guts because predators do need grains. Grain free food is really bad for cats. They need grains in their diet. Grain free does not mean good food. [00:24:05] Speaker A: So not dogs and not cats. Like, like, that was like the main thing. Like, fuck. You guys are fucking pieces of shit. I'm like, nope, you're not. So if you're in Denmark and you're listening to this and you have, you know, rabbits, guinea pigs, or chickens, they accept them weekdays between 10am and 1pm, but no more than four at a time. It also accepts horses for feeding its animals, which it says on its website, are euthanized by a zookeeper and and a veterinarian. [00:24:43] Speaker B: Nice. [00:24:43] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:24:45] Speaker A: Horses to be donated for animal food must not have been treated for illnesses for at least a month and are subject to size restrictions. They also must be in a condition where it's safe for them to be transported. Given that the horse is a donation, the don donor can receive a tax deduction for its value. [00:25:10] Speaker C: Wow. [00:25:11] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:11] Speaker B: Zoo vets live on an entire entirely different level. So one of our leaf vets, she flies out of the US because she specializes in giraffes. So not only does she work on the Cheyenne Zoo, but literally last week she flew out to Africa to help operate on a giraffe. Like, she has flown out of the US Many times to work on giraffes. Like, that's your specialty and that's cool as well. [00:25:38] Speaker A: Not all the giraffes, because this isn't the first time a Danish zoo tracker Triggered an international criticism. In 2014, the Copenhagen Zoo killed a two year old giraffe to prevent inbreeding. Despite. [00:25:52] Speaker B: Stupid. [00:25:53] Speaker A: Despite an online petition to save the animal. The staff then performed an autopsy on the carcass and, and fed the remains to the lions. As visitors watch, those lions are doing. [00:26:04] Speaker B: What they're supposed to do. [00:26:06] Speaker A: The lions are so happy that day. [00:26:08] Speaker B: Of course they were. They're the top apex predator. [00:26:13] Speaker A: Ah, that, that, that tickles me. That's great. [00:26:18] Speaker B: But it's really cool. That vet is cool. [00:26:21] Speaker A: But speaking about more animals, an American trophy hunter was killed by a buffalo during a safari hunt in south Africa. [00:26:32] Speaker B: As long as he's paid his fees, I don't care if he lives or not. [00:26:35] Speaker A: Yeah, you pay your fees up front. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Straight up. [00:26:38] Speaker A: Like it's hilarious. [00:26:40] Speaker B: That's all I care about. [00:26:41] Speaker A: But yeah. He was doing a trophy hunt in South Africa and a man from Dallas, Texas was found dead at a farm in northern limp popo, Providence. I'm sure I'm saying that wrong. [00:26:57] Speaker B: You definitely are. But continue Limpopo, as long as you acknowledge it sucked, you're saying wrong. [00:27:04] Speaker A: The victim's name is not disclosed by police, but several u. S. Media outlets citing the safaris company that organized Jeff identified him as 52 year old Asher Watkins. [00:27:17] Speaker B: Okay, if your first name is Asher, that's like, literally, that's like a micro step above Kyle's. [00:27:24] Speaker A: I, I kind of hope that he was. What is it called when you're put on fire? [00:27:33] Speaker B: When you're put on fire? [00:27:35] Speaker A: No, no, like when, when you're like, you know, burnt. Like cremated. I hope he was cremated. And then he can really still be at her. [00:27:44] Speaker B: No, I want him to have fed a lion. [00:27:47] Speaker A: He was fatally injured by a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo he was tracking. Yeah, I don't fuck with buffalo at all. If I see a buffalo a mile away, I fucking leave that shit alone. They are vicious. You are an idiot and you deserve to fucking die. They will kill you and, and feel nothing. They are vicious. [00:28:14] Speaker B: They're herbivores. [00:28:16] Speaker A: No, buffalo are herbivores that love killing people. [00:28:21] Speaker B: Are hippos. [00:28:23] Speaker A: Hippos love killing people too, but they're. [00:28:25] Speaker B: Are they herbivores or can. Or do they eat meat? [00:28:28] Speaker A: They can eat meat, yes. [00:28:30] Speaker B: So they're omnivores. [00:28:32] Speaker A: I mean, they're mostly herbivores, but yes, they, they can. You know, they can kill lions. You, you go into a hippo's water, you're dead. [00:28:42] Speaker B: Okay, no, hipper, hippos are like cousins to whales. You don't with those. [00:28:48] Speaker A: Yeah, no. Like, I don't with any of this. Like, there is a buffalo farm, and I'm like, I really hope none of these buffalo get out because, like, I have a cattle guard on my truck. I do not think it can handle a buffalo out. It can handle deer doing 69 miles an hour. It will pop a deer like it's nothing. Just turn it into blood mist. It's great. I just go out and I. I pick up the dead deer and I throw it in the woods like there, you know, but, you know, elk and. [00:29:23] Speaker B: Buffalo moving the carcass, it protects the scavengers. [00:29:28] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I. I have a deer chain. You know, I wrap it around its neck and I'm gonna pull it off the road. [00:29:37] Speaker C: Oh. [00:29:39] Speaker A: I mean, they're dead. There's nothing I can really do for them. No, they're. [00:29:43] Speaker B: Get them off the road. That way the scavengers don't get hit when they're there to clean up the mess. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Yeah. And then, you know, I just pull it all the way the off the. [00:29:49] Speaker B: Road and scavengers are where it's at. They're the most important part of the food chain. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Trust me. I'm conferred as someone that's been trucking for as many years as I have. You know, like, everything I have in my truck, I have for a reason. So if someone's like, why do you have that? I'm like, well, let me tell you a story of why I need that. It's like, well, why do you have that? Let me tell you a story. And I have a story. [00:30:12] Speaker B: You're like the NPC that goes on like a stupid story while you're waiting to figure out what you have to do. And then as soon as you can click through it, you keep clicking through. [00:30:21] Speaker A: So. But yeah. Asher was fatally injured by a sudden unprovoked attack by an unwound buffalo he was tracking with one of our professional hunters. Obviously not that professional. The buffalo got to him. He was fatally gored by the. A Cape buffalo. [00:30:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:44] Speaker A: The victim had injuries on his stomach and torso. Yeah. All of that. Bulls, too. Bulls and buffalo. Both of them. Yeah. Oh, they did kill the buff flower. [00:31:06] Speaker C: Oh, why? [00:31:08] Speaker B: Why do we keep killing predators of the human species? [00:31:14] Speaker A: The Safari's website describes the Cape buffalo as the most dangerous animal to pursue in Africa, let alone the world, adding that the animal is responsible for several deaths and many injuries to hunters each year. [00:31:28] Speaker B: They got a ward off predators, including humans. Same Category. [00:31:35] Speaker A: The Cape buffalo has been dubbed the mafia of the bush according to the game reserve because the large animals have a tendency to take revenge when messed with and have been known to circle back, stalk attack or kill hunters. [00:31:49] Speaker B: That's amazing. [00:31:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Like these goddamn buffalo and buffaloes in South Africa can weigh up to 1800 pounds and are among the so called big five of African trophy animals with elephants, rhinos, lions, and leopards, you know. Oh, no, leopards ate my face, you know? Yeah, the leopards. [00:32:16] Speaker B: I like leopards a lot more than lions. [00:32:19] Speaker A: Like, what the did you think was gonna happen? You're dumb. You deserve to die. [00:32:25] Speaker B: Stupid people need to be eradicated before they reproduce. [00:32:29] Speaker A: Like, you know, in my head I'm like, I bet I could like do some karate moves and beat that guy up, you know. But my reality kicks in. It's like, you cannot. You will, you know, come up, he will hit you in the nose, you'll start crying, and then you'll fall to the ground as he kicks the out of you and you'll have a expensive hospital bill and the police will do nothing for you. So next story though, babe, do you. [00:33:03] Speaker B: Think you could take a bear down? No. Okay, good. Move on. [00:33:09] Speaker A: Like, I, I like this here is like one of my most powerful guns. I cannot take down a bear. Like maybe if I'm like a hundred yards away and have like a bunch of magazines and I'm just like unloading onto the bear and I have like a good scope on it. [00:33:26] Speaker B: How many types of bears are there? Because there's a brown, there's a grizzly, there's a polar, there's a sun bear. Are there more? [00:33:33] Speaker A: Yes. [00:33:34] Speaker B: What are they? [00:33:35] Speaker A: Water bear, gay bear. [00:33:37] Speaker B: Oh, I opened that, didn't I? [00:33:40] Speaker A: Yeah, right, the on up. [00:33:41] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I straight up walk into that. I, I apologize to myself more than anything else. [00:33:47] Speaker A: You know, drop bears, you, it goes crazy. But next story, us Woman wakes up from coma moments before oak organ donation surgery. On the day of the procedure, one of her sisters observed movement and the doctor asked Ms. Galagos to blink, which she did, indicating she was still alive. [00:34:12] Speaker B: Well, that sucks. [00:34:14] Speaker A: Show a quick read. God damn, I love this. Diana Galagos fell into a coma in 2022 and President Hearing Hospital in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Yeah, people in Albuquerque don't give a. Her family agreed to organ donation, but she showed torn. She showed signs of life before surgery began. Doctors refused to proceed with the organ retrieval from the donor despite the service pressure. Saving her life. Hell yeah. [00:34:45] Speaker B: That's a really, really sucky position. To be in. I mean, that's really sucky. [00:34:53] Speaker A: Depends on the organ. Like, if it's like, you know, something you have, like, two of. That's not a lung, like. Yeah, go ahead and take it. You know, Kidney. Yeah, fuck it. Why not? [00:35:02] Speaker B: Okay, you know those videos of, like, guys walking up to people and asking them, like, random questions? This one, dudes going around and asking women what their favorite part of the body, of the man's body is? And one chick was like, the kidneys, because they sell for the most. And the dude, like, stop talking. And then, like, sidestepped away from her. [00:35:21] Speaker A: Yeah, the dude was, you know, trying to fucking, you know, say some inappropriate. You know, have the woman say some inappropriate. Off, dude, stop being weird. Like, like, you know, babe, my favorite. [00:35:34] Speaker B: Part of you are your biceps. Just so you know. Next story, you got really good biceps. Next story, I'm gonna eat them after you die. [00:35:44] Speaker A: Okay, I'm not dying before you. [00:35:45] Speaker C: He's weird. [00:35:46] Speaker A: Teen worker. [00:35:47] Speaker C: That's true. [00:35:48] Speaker A: Teen workers save restaurant and as owner spends months in hospital, probably waiting for the organs from this alive woman now. [00:35:56] Speaker B: Hilarious. [00:35:57] Speaker A: I would hope so. But it's not. It's Wisconsin, dude. Owner of Wisconsin of Hudson. Wisconsin's urban Olive and Vine. But yeah, so, like, a bunch of teenagers, you know, you know, kind of stepped up and, you know, kept this, you know, business running. [00:36:23] Speaker B: They better be rewarded, not subsidized. [00:36:26] Speaker A: Are you kidding me? They're teenagers. They ain't going to be rewarded for. [00:36:29] Speaker B: It's hard to be a teenager. [00:36:31] Speaker A: They're eight, you know, about 30 teenagers. Chad and his wife Carol built her business with. [00:36:39] Speaker B: His name's Chad. [00:36:40] Speaker A: Yeah, of course it is. Oh, and she has purple hair, too. Their ages, 14 to 18. So, yeah, like, apparently, like, Chad was, like, in the hospital and for eight months, Chad and, you know, Carol's teens essentially ran the urban Olive and Vine. I mean, as long as they were getting paid, I'm sure they are paying themselves out, you know, pretty good, you know, and. And Wisconsin's like one of those, you know, areas that have, like, you know, kids that have, like, work ethics and like that. Yeah, it seems like Carol was also involved too, and, like, taking care of this on the back end. But all these, you know, teenagers, you know, came the on in and, you know, ran the shop while, you know, the owner was in the hospital for eight months. [00:37:50] Speaker C: Wow. [00:37:51] Speaker A: So, yeah, good for them. I like these feel good stories. Like, it makes me, you know, feel good. I'm like, okay, cool. Not all the fucking youth of today are A bunch of shitheads. [00:38:03] Speaker C: Yep. [00:38:04] Speaker A: Next story. Helsinki went a full year without a traffic death. How did they do it? Kept women off the roads. I. I really hope that that joke is not the truth. [00:38:19] Speaker C: It's not. [00:38:23] Speaker A: It was not an accidental process nor an unusual year. Helsinki like Oslo and Stockholm. Stockholm have all been eliminated. Tri traffic based lower speed roads, automated cameras and clever city design all helped. Oh. Helsinki has about 1.5 million people. I thought it was gonna be like one of these towns that have like six people. It's like. Yeah, it's like six people in it. No people died. They all stayed off the roads. Yeah. More. More than half of Helsinki streets have a 30 a speed limit of 30 kilometers per hour. 20 miles per hour. Yeah. No people, you know, in other countries other than America actually drive safe. I was in Europe for a month, an entire goddamn month. I didn't see a single car accident. Not one. I'm sure they happen, but I've seen three on the same road within sight of each other. Separate accidents here in the Colorado Springs. You know, we all fucking suck here in America. Do better America. [00:39:42] Speaker C: Yep. Do better. [00:39:44] Speaker A: Gates Foundation. Bill Gates, you know the owner of Microsoft. Him and his wife Melinda Gates, they're, they're awesome. They have a Gates foundation. They commit 2.5 billion with a B to ignored women's health. Which is good. I think. The investment is long. His first big commitment since Gates announced this year that he'd give away 200 billion dollar fortune by 2045. The Gates foundation will spend 2.5 billion by 2030 on women's health. [00:40:25] Speaker B: Wow. [00:40:26] Speaker A: Including conditions from pre eclampsia to menopause that have been neglected for too long. What does that sound? [00:40:35] Speaker C: Yeah. I didn't know these could be used outside. [00:40:44] Speaker A: What? [00:40:46] Speaker C: Oh. So I got this steel drum and I guess some of them can be used outside. It makes sounds. It's super pretty. I'll get it. It's on my bed somewhere. What the heck? Where did it go? [00:41:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:01] Speaker B: Oh, here it is. [00:41:02] Speaker A: So women's health is ignored. And that's sad. So yeah, I mean, you know, hopefully it actually makes like a. You know, doesn't just go into some other rich asshole's pocket and actually, you know, goes to, you know, helping women with menopause and preeclampsia. I don't even know what preeclampsia is. I feel like it's like a. [00:41:22] Speaker C: You know when you're pregnant and it. [00:41:25] Speaker B: Causes a shit to the problems when you're pregnant. [00:41:28] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [00:41:28] Speaker B: I only know about it in goats. I know it happens to humans, but I'm assuming it happens a little bit different. [00:41:33] Speaker A: Like, I knew it was like, some pregnancy thing, but I'm like, I don't know too much about it, you know, which proves that it is ignored. I. I didn't know about it. So, you know, good job, Gates. You know, I. I feel like that's Melinda, you know, really fucking pushing for it. So good job, lady. No kid hungry. New York is feeding school kids across the five boroughs for free, distributing free school lunches all summer long. So, yeah, no kid hungry. New York said the food will be distributed in a variety of places, including parks, schools, pools, libraries, and food trucks. She shared that the food will not only be nutritious. Not only nutritious, but tasty. Serving a variety of meals to choose from, from cheese sandwiches to chicken pasta. So, yeah, I mean, like, that. That. That's, you know, another, you know, good thing that, you know, at least, you know, New York is doing. They're feeding children now. If you're not a child off. This is for children. In Japan, you can now rent a grandma to learn how to cook and break up with a boyfriend. Ah, that's great. I love all of this. According to Japanese Ministry of Internal affairs and Communications, in 2023, there are 9.1 million workers age 65 or older. That means one in four seniors were still in the workforce looking for some extra income to supplement their pensions. This is particularly hard for older women, many of who don't have college degrees or work experience. In order to support these seniors, the company has set up okay Oba Chan, which means okay Granny, which allows people to rent a grandma for an hourly fee. Let me see if, like, it gives me, like, the. The website. It does, you know, senior division. Grandma, you know, like, how much does it cost? [00:44:04] Speaker C: Yep. How much does it cost? [00:44:07] Speaker A: It is 3,300. Oh, no, that's just. [00:44:13] Speaker B: Weren't they doing something similar where it was like a sister. Can't remember if it was a younger. [00:44:19] Speaker A: There. There's like. There's all kinds of, you know, dumb. Like that. Yeah. Like, then most of the sites in Japan. Japanese. Most sites in Japan. Jesus. But I'm sure it's gonna. Oh, there it is. Okay, Grand. How much? You know, examples of requests for okay, grandma. I'd like to hire a grandma who really loves children and has a lot of experience raising them to babysit. I want to come out to my father as gay. I want him to be there. I want a reliable older person who won't be Shaken by things present, you know, when they have discussion. I miss my family at the sports day. I want them to join like my grandma did. I want to attend the wedding on behalf of a relative. I want someone with good handwriting to write it for me. I love these. I love all of this. I always eat convenience store bento. I want my mom's cooking, so I want her to make it for me. I want to learn the basics of cooking. I wasn't able to be spoiled as a child. I don't want to feel the warmth of a mother. So I'd like someone to listen to me and encourage me. I'd like to request knitting, sewing, embroidery, etc, you know. How much is it? How much? Jesus Christ. Okay, one time visit. 3,300 yen plus a basically hourly fee of 3,300. So let's see how much that is in Eng. $22. That's it. So it's $22 to get them out there, plus $22 an hour. Yeah. This is fucking awesome. If I ever go to Japan, I'm paying for this just to have like a grandma cook for me. An authentic Japanese meal. That's how much it costs to get the grandmas out. 22 bucks. What? What is it, baby girl? So, yeah, I mean, okay, grandma is. It's great. Yeah. You have to go to their website and you have to like, you know, go through and it's only in Japan, but you know that that's what it is also in Japan. Drug maker in Japan seeks approval for stem cell treatments for Parkinson's. [00:47:32] Speaker B: Some stem cells are where it's fucking at. [00:47:38] Speaker A: I mean like, I don't know too much about stem cells and I just, I heard it was like from babies or something like that. [00:47:44] Speaker B: So we use stem cells in sequestrums. So you get, you get the cells from like the special specialists they send you. [00:47:52] Speaker C: It. [00:47:52] Speaker B: It's like a lens. You put it on the eye, you suture the eye so it's closed for like six weeks. And then you open it and the film should have already like melted. And then you check them like every like two weeks for like another like month. And as long as they're doing okay, you're like, cool. Because sequestrums are really difficult to heal, especially in cats. Stem cells are where it's at. [00:48:15] Speaker A: So stem cells have the potential to develop into any cell in the body and was safe and successful in improving symptoms. The study involves seven Parkinson's patients between 50 and 69 years old, each receiving nearly 5 to 10 million cells implanting on both sides of the brain. They're monitored for two years and have no major adverse effects. Yeah, that's great. Japan, you know, like I, I hope by the time I'm old, like they have like cures for everything that's like affordable. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Aging is a disease. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Also. Hawaiian Youth Corrections eliminates the imprisonment of girls. As of July 2022, there are no girls in prison in all of Hawaii. Which, you know, kind of like makes me want to like take my wife over there and be like, all right, go commit crimes now. No, go. They're not going to imprison you cuz. [00:49:38] Speaker B: You'Re not native though. [00:49:41] Speaker A: It's across all of Hawaii. You don't need to be native first state. [00:49:46] Speaker B: I wonder if my license would trans over to Hawaii. [00:49:51] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. But yeah, apparently like they're, you know, being really, you know, mean to girls. [00:50:02] Speaker B: And so of course they are. Everything is about, this is about the objectification of women. [00:50:08] Speaker A: So yeah, let's all be nicer to women and you know, keep it pushing, you know, good job Hawaii. Also, you have a bunch of other weird fucking rules and everything's expensive over there. There's this barber with autism has launched a mobile business aimed at neurodivergent clients across the northeast. Jonathan Patton said he was prompted help after his autistic son had a traumatic experience getting his hair cut. [00:50:40] Speaker B: Getting your hair cut hurts. Haircuts hurt so much. No one believes me that I, that hurts when I get my haircut. Like I literally feel my hair being cut. It hurts so bad and no one believes me. [00:50:55] Speaker A: So apparently like this guy is just like going out and, you know, giving kids, you know, haircuts in locations that they feel more comfortable with and for younger customers that need more time and whatnot and move around. So yeah, good job Jonathan Patton. You know that, that's great. You're doing good things. Two missing Shetland PONIES FOUND after UK WIDE SEARCH Fuck ponies. Ponies are little assholes. [00:51:32] Speaker B: They're such little shits. [00:51:36] Speaker A: Two of six Shetland ponies that went missing from a national park have been reunited with their owner after being found by a member of the public. These free roaming animal. They're already free roaming animals. You're a fucking piece of shit. How dare you? [00:51:50] Speaker B: I mean, they're feral. [00:51:51] Speaker A: No, they're, they're just like, they, they're allowed to like roam on their land. You know, like, what are you gonna do with pony, you can't like you know, really give pony rides. There's assholes that go around biting children no, knock it off. Bad, bad, bad. Never mind. This isn't a good news story. Well, let's go into a real Good news story. Governor Hobbs announces the erasure of 429 million in medical debt for thousands of Arizonans. [00:52:30] Speaker C: That's dope. [00:52:33] Speaker A: I guarantee you they have to fucking pay taxes on it though. [00:52:36] Speaker B: Of course, the only two things that are for sure in life is death taxes. [00:52:45] Speaker A: Like, I came up with like a fucking evil fucking plan. It's like if I ever became a millionaire, I would just go pay off people's houses that owed a bunch of money on it. And since it was considered a gift, like, I would do it anonymously and so they would have to pay the tax, like the gift tax on it. And then I'm like, it's such a dick move. It's like, hey, your house has been paid off, but now you owe like 60,000 in taxes. There you go. Cuz like if normally if you give someone a gift, you're responsible for the taxes of it. [00:53:28] Speaker C: Well, there's actually a cap that you can do. So if you meet the cap every year and if you're married, the cap goes up. So for a couple, it's higher. [00:53:38] Speaker A: Well, it's like $19,000 for an individual and like, I think like 30, you know, whatever. Like some over 3,000 or 30,000 for, you know, married couple. So, yeah, that, that wouldn't count against it. But say you owe $300,000 on a house, you know, you now, you know, owe taxes, you know, for like a quarter million dollars. And it's a move because now you don't owe money to, you know, the mortgage company. You owe money to the irs. And I'm sure you can, you know, set up a payment plan to get that all paid down. But like, so, but yeah, Governor Katie Hobbs, Democrat, you know, needs to get a bunch of points for themselves. The amount of medical debt in Arizona is estimated to be $2.4 billion. Just file for bankruptcy. Like, if you don't have anything in life and you have a bunch of, you know, medical debt, file for bankruptcy, you know, who cares? You know, the medical, you know, system here is up anyway. But I'm glad that, you know, some. Someone's doing something about it. You know, I'll. I'll give the Democrats a win anytime I can. But, you know, now we're on to, you know, am I the. And if we have time, I do have a petty revenge at the end, you know, probably have to just breeze over really quick, but we'll do you know, am I the really quick by our possibility? 22:19. My boyfriend, male, 27, and I, female, 23, just moved into a new house, and I bought a new mattress. Last night, I woke up to a wet feeling under my arm and hand. My boyfriend was already up in the bathroom when I. When he came back, I asked if he spilled something in the bed or knew why it was wet. He told me he thinks he peed the bed. I asked him again, and he said, wait. And I asked, wait, are you serious? And he says, I think I peed in my dream and I peed in real life. We are both half awake at this point, and I am just surprised that he actually did wet the bed. I asked him to go grab some stuff to clean it up, and he told me it was fine. I asked him what he meant by that. He grabbed a towel and he laid it on the wet spot and got back into bed to go to sleep. I pulled the covers off him, and he told him he needs to go grab some stuff to clean it up because I don't want this to get stained. It's a new mattress, and we don't have a mattress cover for it yet. He told me it was fine, and I'm overreacting. That statement naturally pissed me off. I told him, we're not going to sleep in piss. It's not fair to me. He told me that he cleaned it in the morning. It's not that big a deal. And he does and doesn't warrant the reaction I have. That's not the solution I wanted. So I took the sheets off the bed and I threw them at him, and I told him to sleep on the couch. This is very irritating, hearing him tell me that I'm overreacting because I asked him to clean up his pee in the bed that we both sleep in. Then he knocked on the door 10 minutes later, you know, asking for a new blanket because the one I gave him smelled like pee. So am I the for overreacting to my boyfriend not cleaning up the pee in the bed right away? And there is an update to the story. So, like, what. What? What do you think? Oh, my wife's already asleep. [00:57:45] Speaker C: Holy. Really? I was hoping she'd say something so I can remember part of the story because I'm high now. [00:57:52] Speaker A: Oh, you're high. So, you know, Opie's boyfriend pissed in the bed, you know, in the middle of the night. She woke up, you know, like, covered essentially in piss. And the boyfriend's like, it'll take care of it. In the morning, I'm not taking care of this right now. And threw a towel down, thinking that it's going to, you know, cover up the piss. And she's like, what the. Go sleep on the couch. And like, threw like a blanket at him. And then like 10 minutes later, you know, he comes back in. Be like, hey, can I get another blanket? This one smells like piss. [00:58:27] Speaker C: I think, what's the. What's the update? [00:58:32] Speaker A: I mean, in short, you know, the. The boyfriend came back and he's like, you know, I'm sorry about that. And he's being really remorseful and he ordered a mattress cover and, you know, pretty much like it. It's all done. Girlfriend's pissed, but she'll get over it. [00:58:57] Speaker B: Oh. [00:59:03] Speaker C: If you're sharing a bed with someone, I would never do that. If it was just myself, that's probably what I would do if something spilled on my bed or, like, I'd at least take all the sheets off and put it away and put a towel down first or something. [00:59:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, that's all you do. You just like kind of threw a towel down. It's like, yeah, it's good. [00:59:25] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. Sometimes it's not, so. Because it's your own stuff. [00:59:33] Speaker A: And then let's. Let's see. Really quick with the, you know, you know, not the. Get a pee remover used for dogs and soap and water, you know, because soap and water won't do the trick. Also, get a waterproof mattress cover. The one I had had an elderly cat that sometimes pee on the bed. The way he was so blase me made him seem that he's done this before. Well, yeah, just get a, you know, waterproof mattress cover. But now, on a relationship advice by throwaway, we'll do this one quick. My 25 female boyfriend, 27 male, is calling me selfish for, you know, wanting him to leave his boys night early due to me grieving. Where do I go from here? Pretty much. In short, you know, Op here gets a call from her brother saying that mom passed away last Friday. And growing up, they weren't close, but in the past few years, they, you know, got together. You know, they. They kind of made up for last time and, you know, really grew their relationship. And then mom dies, like, you know, after she comes back in the life, you know, over the last five years, boyfriend is out at a party, you know, having a good time with his boys, as you do. And, you know, usually he comes home at 11, 12 o' clock, and Opie is like, all sad and in her feelings, because, you know, mom's now dead, and, you know, she calls, you know, her boyfriend, b. Hey, are you coming home? And he's like, I'm. I'll be home at midnight. You know, I'm hanging out with the boys. And. And now she's like, how dare you know, him not come home immediately and be here for me. You know, There was a boyfriend, too. It wasn't, like, a husband that knew the moment. So what do you. What do you think about that? [01:01:45] Speaker C: I don't understand what the story. [01:01:48] Speaker A: Okay, so pretty much Op, you know, the girl, you know, gets a call from her brother saying, hey, your mom, you know, our mom is dead. You know, well, you know, Op's boyfriend is out, you know, with his boys. Like, the timeline is a little bit different than that. But, you know, Opie's boyfriend goes out with his boys, you know, like, once a week. And, you know, Opie is really sad that, you know, her mom has died. You know, she's, you know, like, oh, you know, all in her feelings and crying, you know, as you do when your mom dies. It is a sad thing, but, you know, he's out with his boys, having a good fucking time. And so she calls her boyfriend and saying, hey, can you come home? I'm sad. And he's like, you know, no, I'm gonna be hanging out with my boys till midnight, and then he'll come home. And then she's, you know, throwing a little hissy fit because, you know, he's not coming home immediately. [01:02:53] Speaker C: I. I think he could have. He should come home. He goes out with the boys. This is, like, an emergency. Even if they're not there, it's still, like, a sudden death. It's your mother. [01:03:07] Speaker A: Well, I mean, it was, like, a week ago, and, you know, she's just, like, you know, kind of thinking about it. [01:03:16] Speaker C: Wait, so she. So the mother didn't die right then? [01:03:19] Speaker A: Yeah, the mother didn't die right. You know, then it was, you know, like a week ago that the mother died. [01:03:25] Speaker C: Oh. [01:03:27] Speaker A: And, you know, so, like, you know, girlfriends going through, like, texts and, you know, kind of like, you know, having, like, you know, member berries about her mom and being sad and saying, hey, can you give up your boys night to come? You know, console me? Because I'm sad that my mom died a week ago. [01:03:55] Speaker C: What time did she call him? Like, how long was he gonna be out? [01:04:05] Speaker A: Oh, he's gonna be out to midnight, so no. Okay, so let me. Let me read the story. When I got the news, I Immediately called him, breaking down, saying, I don't know what to do, that I needed him be with me tonight. He went from consoling me to say, I know, I'll let you know. A few. A few days ago, I have plans for my friends. I only get to see them once a month. I told him I understood, but I really needed them here, and I'm sure they would reschedule. So, yeah, he only gets to see his boys once a month. And then, you know, that night mom dies. You know, he's already out with his boys, essentially. [01:04:47] Speaker C: Oh, so that night. [01:04:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:04:50] Speaker C: Then, yeah, he's an. He should have dropped it. [01:04:55] Speaker A: I mean, it's. [01:04:57] Speaker C: It's something he does once a month. It's not like he's, like it's that big of an imposition. [01:05:04] Speaker A: I mean, if they're. If they're married, I. I'd say, you know, yes. [01:05:08] Speaker C: How long have they been in a relationship? If it's been over one year and he intends on being with her, then, yeah, four years. He should be there. Yeah. Quite honest and quite honestly, if he doesn't plan on marrying, on putting a ring on it at least or something, or they've made plans like that, and quite honestly, I'd cut my losses. [01:05:33] Speaker A: I mean, she does, she. She goes through and cuts or losses. Breaks up with them. [01:05:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:05:39] Speaker A: Confronted my boyfriend about it afterwards. He denied everything before ultimately admitting to it. Started crying, says he doesn't know why. You know, he's like this, he loves me and he can't live without me. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, I mean, so everyone that wanted to update, I've completely removed him from my life. No amount of tears and fake apologies will convince me otherwise. He wasn't there when I needed him, and that's enough. So, yeah, I mean, that. That sucks. Op. But I mean, like, I, like, I. I'm kind of like, unlike the guy side a little bit. You know, he gets to, you know, hang out with his boys once a month. You know, imagine like one of his friends, you know, dies, and he's like, hey, you know, I, like, I haven't really talked to this guy in a while, but I want you to give up your girls night to come console me because, like, my friend died. [01:06:51] Speaker C: Yeah, you be with your partner, you're building a life together. You're not building a life with these other people, especially if you've been with them for four years. Like, they'd understand if you want to be with your partner. [01:07:14] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, anytime any of my friends die, I Just I'm like, yeah, this sucks. Yeah, I'll see you in hell when we all get there. I'll have a poker game, it'll be great. And then the petty revenge. In short, dudes on Snapchat are just sending random dick pics. And this chick, this 20 year old chick goes and you know, claims to be 15 years old to, you know, get creepy dudes to, you know, leave her alone. Brilliant move, I love that. And then like, you know, a half an hour ago, this random dude adds her and immediately sends nudes. Not even a high, just immediate dick. Which. Bad move, guys. I stop that. Why the fuck do you immediately come out like, do you get like random dick pics? Courtney? [01:08:21] Speaker C: No, I've only gotten like one, one or two. But it's not like I'm giving my gut my number out, really. [01:08:31] Speaker A: I mean, you know, like you're not really on social media like that, so. [01:08:35] Speaker C: No. It's so funny though. My friends got a dick pic and it was, and he thought it was huge. [01:08:44] Speaker A: That's embarrassing. But like, like a bunch of my guy friends, like, well like one, one of my guy friends in particular has seen my penis because I entered into a small penis competition and he was there in person and saw it. You know, I didn't reveal like my last name or anything, but he knew my voice and he's like, holy shit, that's Truck. God. And then just saw my penis and then like the next day he's like, truck saw your dick? I'm like, what do you think? He's like small, like good, good. And now it's so far buried in the Internet like no one's ever going to find it and I'm fine with it. But you know, good news, I did not win the tiny dick competition. So. But let's go ahead and finish this up. So yeah, this chick, you know, goes through and you know, gets a random nude from the dude and you know, he's you know, being a about it and he, she's like, hey, I'm 15 years old, what the is this? But you know, he used his full name, his location and everything and then ended up, you know, contacting his mother, brother and wife, slash mother of his four year old daughter and you know, sent screenshots of what you know, he sent her saying that, you know, hey, this creepy dude sent these Pictures to my 15 year old sister, you know, kind of lying a little bit, but gotting him, getting him in loads of trouble. It's like, don't be a cheating piece of you know, but no, Opie, you did not, you know, take this too far. I love this, you know. Oh, no. The consequences of my actions. Yeah. [01:10:55] Speaker C: So did he know he was sending it to a 15 year old or. [01:10:59] Speaker A: No, he, like, you can see the pictures. Like, I, I don't know how Snapchat really works. I don't even have it, but I, I guess, like, it works like, like Instagram or something. [01:11:11] Speaker C: Oh. So he saw her, her pictures and it's clearly someone younger. [01:11:16] Speaker A: Well, he saw her picture, she's 20. And so, you know, he sent her, you know, dick pics and then she's like, hey, I'm 15. What the. Lying about it. And she was just concerned. Like, hey, you know, usually I'm kind of like bitchy about it and, you know, people are like, yep, you know, this guy, everything, you know, oh. [01:11:43] Speaker C: Oh, I think it's funny. As long as she didn't go to the cops or anything about it. [01:11:52] Speaker A: I also sent you anonymous tips to the local, to him police department because there are some illicit substances in the background of the picture he sent. [01:12:04] Speaker C: Oh, okay. So then, yeah, I don't think it will matter. [01:12:09] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, you know this guy. But we're going to go ahead and end it there. This is a weird episode. Little weird two parter, but yeah, we'll be back next week and got the lost episode coming up here in a few weeks. So see you then. Bye.