Muthas Day

[00:00:02] Speaker A: Alrighty. Part two or, you know, retry of the podcast because the first part got entirely derailed. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Yep. [00:00:13] Speaker A: Because, you know, welcome to the human podcast. It is Mother's Day, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm the Alex, the truck. This is my wife, that's Courtney. You know how it goes. [00:00:25] Speaker B: We're here. [00:00:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. Now, now I'm pissy. [00:00:29] Speaker C: Yep. [00:00:36] Speaker A: But it is Mother's Day, you know, thank you all to all those mothers out there that decided to, you know, take one for the team and create a child. You are the MVPs, I guess. You know, you're the ones carrying a. [00:00:52] Speaker B: Baby for nine months and having to. [00:00:54] Speaker A: Squeeze it out and then taking care of it for another 18 years. Like, like, to, to have a responsibility for that long of a time. Like, like, I, I understand why, like, some mothers, like, drown their kids. I'm like, it, it's wrong to do, like, do not drown your kids, like, give them away to like a mother. That's like, I lost my babies to scurvy because I didn't want to give them lemons or something, you know, and, and then your baby can die for like, not having lemons again. But don't, don't drown your kids, you know, and I have to give a big up to my mom for not drowning me. She should have let, like, knowing what I know now, I'm like, I wouldn't blame you, like, if I had like, you know, gone to heaven and like, oh, this is what you had had to go through. If she didn't drown you. I'm like, oh, shit, I'd have just drowned myself. But, you know, thank you all to all you mothers out there and to all your out there that, you know, create kids, you know, also known as dads. But you get your day next month that no one gives a about, you know, like you, you get like a quick phone call, like, hey, you know, hello, bye. And then click, like, I need to make sure that I, I call my mother tomorrow. I'll call her, ring, ring, and it'll go straight to her voicemail. Like, I won't even get like three rings. And I guarantee you she'll look down like, no and you know, hit like, reject, like, I don't want to talk to him. I mean, you know, you know, boo on me for calling her at 6 o' clock in the morning, but, you know, that's what you're supposed to do as a son. Good morning, Mom. It is a great day. It is early in the morning. Yeah. I mean, like, there's no way, like, waking. Like, having your kids on Christmas on one of the few days that you get off of work and you don't have to work, have your kids come in and make it a day of work anyway. Yeah, no way. No shot. But I. I'm not a mother. I'm not a father. I have cats. Well, I have, like, one cat that likes me. The other two, you know, could give a. And may actually get off that page so I don't accidentally close it out again. But yes. And I've been drinking today. Like, I. I thought I could handle my alcohol. Like, I. I am that dude that used to be able to handle the alcohol. I. I used to be able to handle massive quantities. [00:04:14] Speaker B: This is so funny. You finally admitted it. [00:04:20] Speaker A: Oh, no. Like. Like, I used to be able, like, take, like, a. A handle to the face like it was nothing, and now it's catching up to me. Now I feel like my body has just, like, woken up fucking hammered and hung over too many times. My body's like, dude, knock it off. We're not fucking getting. You know, you're. We're not getting drunk. You can, you know, suck a dick. You. We hate you. We're not getting drunk. But, I mean, I feel like that's just what happens when you turn 33. Like, do you feel like you. You get, like, drunk more now or less? [00:05:15] Speaker C: Babe, I don't want to say the truth. [00:05:19] Speaker A: Yeah, the truth hurts. [00:05:21] Speaker C: Truth does hurt. [00:05:22] Speaker B: Yep. [00:05:23] Speaker A: You know, you get older and you're like, I can't handle this no more. Like, I. I used to be. [00:05:30] Speaker C: I just can't handle, like, anything besides beer anymore. Anything. Like, I get so sick. But, like, I can handle beer, and that's kind of it, and I'm willing to stick with it. [00:05:39] Speaker A: Yeah. I used to be able to, like, do, like, 12 shots a line of coke and be like, hell, yeah, let's party. And now I'm like, how about, like, two, like, light beers and a burger and then a glass of water and, you know, hold the coke. No more coke. And now I'm like, a lame dude. Like, with, like, a fucking. You know, like, I almost need a fanny pack. I feel like the government should just deliver me a fanny pack at this point. [00:06:10] Speaker C: What are you going to do with the fanny pack? [00:06:12] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I feel like I'd go into music festivals and, like, poke my dick into the fanny pack and so, like, they'd have to, like, check to see what's in the fanny pack and open it up and be like, oh, there's penis in there. God damn it. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:06:26] Speaker A: Like, that'd be my favorite thing to do. Just like, I. I would pay them money to go into the music festival and they, like, the security would make. Open up the fanny pack and make oh, God damn it. And then I immediately leave and get back in line like, sir, we don't need to check your fanny pack. I'm like, I believe you do. I believe you need to check what's in my fanny pack. God damn it. [00:06:49] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:06:50] Speaker A: Ah. Like, who wants to look at this guy's dick? He. He wants everyone to look at his dick. It's like, I don't want everyone to look at my dick. Absolutely not. That's disgusting. What a prude. And. And then like, you know, put my dick away and there's just like, you know, chapstick and like a cell phone in there and it's like, like what? There's no dick in there now? Like, like the one guy that wanted to see my dick doesn't get to see it because, like, I have like, a little trap door that like, sneaks my penis back in back. Haha. Now there's no penis for you. And then just say, go in. And like, everyone's like, no, no. He kept on coming through the line and showing his penis to everyone. And we swear. And he's like, no, you're lying, you're foolish. And like, this one guy just, you know, thinks that everyone's gaslighting him. That's what I want to do with a fanny pack. I mean, like, I. I feel bad for girls. Like, you don't have, like, you know, something that, like, pokes out like a little mushroom. [00:07:56] Speaker C: Thank God for that. It's gotta be in the way all the time. [00:08:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, you know, no one gets offended if a girl flashes her tits. Zero people. Maybe if, like, you have, like a bunch of children and you're like a preschool fucking track race and like, there's a time and a place, you know, and that's not it. But, you know, any other time, nascar, flash your tits. Hell yeah. Men, women, no one's fucking offended. You know, if you're at NASCAR and you show your penis, what the fuck, dude? You're immediately kicked out. [00:08:29] Speaker C: Yep. [00:08:30] Speaker A: I feel like that's not fair. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:08:36] Speaker A: I mean, you know, girls that flash their, you know, no one cares. Yeah, thumbs up all the way. You know, dudes that flash their nipples. No one cares. Guys can Go shirtless. Like, there's a picture floating around online of this dude that's shirtless with his girlfriend. And the dude has bigger tits than his girlfriend. As, you know, girlfriend has like a bra on, but she has like little tiny tits. And like this dude has like massive knockers. [00:09:08] Speaker C: That's amazing. [00:09:11] Speaker A: Like fat man tits. Like east and west titties. And it's like sometimes life's just not fair. [00:09:21] Speaker C: What did you call it? [00:09:23] Speaker A: East and west titties. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Does that imply what I think it does? [00:09:29] Speaker A: Yeah, they're fucking like way out here. They're like fucking to this sides. [00:09:33] Speaker C: Like, wait, but that's the way my tits are. [00:09:36] Speaker A: No, no. You don't have no east and west cities. Like, this guy had like. There's like a fucking like huge gap. Like you can see his chest. Like, there's like, you know, he has to like, you know, push hard to get cleavage. Like, you couldn't titty this dude. Not comfortably anyway. You'd have like, you know, grab his, you know, tits and you know, like. Like really like stretch them to like the center of his chest. He was like. Like his titties were like. Sid the Sloth's eyes. [00:10:12] Speaker C: Wait, what? [00:10:13] Speaker A: You know, Sid the Sloth. Sid the Sloth. [00:10:20] Speaker B: No, she doesn't remember. It's Zootopia. [00:10:24] Speaker A: No, it's Ice Age. [00:10:27] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, it is Ice Age. [00:10:31] Speaker A: But yeah, isn't it? [00:10:33] Speaker B: Wait, no. Isn't Sid a squirrel? [00:10:35] Speaker A: Sid the Sloth. [00:10:37] Speaker C: S the Sloth. [00:10:39] Speaker B: I haven't watched it in forever. [00:10:41] Speaker C: Don't you have a friend who looks like that? [00:10:44] Speaker A: I. I have a bunch of friends that look like that. Hi, I'm Sid the Sloth. Oh my gosh. Hey, guys. You know. Here, let me show you. Share the screen. [00:10:54] Speaker B: Yeah. He's the sloth. Okay. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Sid the Sloth. [00:11:00] Speaker C: Yep. [00:11:03] Speaker B: You know what? Someone shaved their chest to look like Sid the Sloth. [00:11:09] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. Just found it immediately. [00:11:13] Speaker B: Yep. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Oh, man. Why would you do that to yourself? Oh my gosh. [00:11:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:28] Speaker A: Imagine like this guy is like fucking someone. No. [00:11:32] Speaker C: Why is he adding the face? [00:11:36] Speaker B: Oh my God. He can move the face and make faces. [00:11:44] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't have no chest hair like that. [00:11:47] Speaker C: Thank God you don't have. If you had chest hair, I would not be with you. Just so you know. [00:11:52] Speaker A: Yeah. You just have to be some other native dude. [00:11:54] Speaker C: Yeah. No, for reals. I. Fucking chest hair is fucking creepy. [00:11:58] Speaker A: I. I don't actually know what I am. Like. Well, like I. I feel like that. That's like a weird thing to say. [00:12:10] Speaker C: It's like, that's not. You've got a bunch of different elements, but, like. [00:12:15] Speaker A: And I'm not gonna go take, like, a 23andMe, like, you know, oh, what. What do I have in me? [00:12:20] Speaker C: Oh, no, those. Cause wait, those. Those can open some really bad Pandora boxes. I hate those. [00:12:26] Speaker A: Like, what? [00:12:28] Speaker C: Like, you, like, find out, like. Like, your parents are, like, cheating on each other and that kind of stuff. [00:12:34] Speaker A: Yeah, obviously. I'm not my dad's fucking kid. I knew that. I was there at court. Not a secret. [00:12:47] Speaker C: I hate to, like, what I was. [00:12:51] Speaker A: Just saying in general, my white mom and my white dad didn't give birth to a brown me. [00:12:59] Speaker C: Your mom is not white. [00:13:02] Speaker A: My mom is an accountant. That is the whitest of jobs. [00:13:07] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:13:08] Speaker A: Like, she really. She what? What is, like, more white than, like, the fucking accountant? The president. She's a woman. She can't be the president. [00:13:19] Speaker B: I just, quite honestly, that's one of the jobs that I imagine Latino woman in. Like, if she's trying to better herself or something, or she's gone to college, that's one of the jobs that I. [00:13:30] Speaker A: Think someone would have. [00:13:33] Speaker B: She is. If she gave birth to you. She is. [00:13:38] Speaker A: She's native. If anything. She, like, my mom is, like, so white that, like, fluorescent lights, like, give her sunburns. She is a white lady, and I appreciate that. Yeah. She gives me my, you know, 760 credit score. [00:14:04] Speaker C: What type of light bulbs did they use for the Riddick people? [00:14:11] Speaker A: The. The what people? [00:14:13] Speaker C: What type of light bulb did they use for people who had rickets that. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Rickets? [00:14:18] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:14:20] Speaker A: Why would they give light bulbs to kids with rickets? [00:14:24] Speaker C: Because it gives them some sort of light frequency that they need. [00:14:28] Speaker A: You know what rickets is? [00:14:30] Speaker C: Yes. [00:14:34] Speaker A: Why would they give them light? [00:14:36] Speaker C: Because they're lacking it. [00:14:38] Speaker A: The sun. Yes, they'd give them the sun. Vitamin D. Yeah. [00:14:47] Speaker C: Sometimes they use, like, lights. [00:14:53] Speaker A: I mean, maybe high pressure sodium. You. You like. I love when people ask, you know, questions that the little fucking, you know, glass square could answer. You know, you go to, you know, Google, make, hey, Google, tell me, you know, what. What is the answer to my problems here? And then it, like, just answers it. What was it? High pressure sodium. [00:15:25] Speaker C: I'm still typing. [00:15:25] Speaker A: Metal halide. [00:15:27] Speaker C: That'd be cool if it's that one. [00:15:31] Speaker A: Well, that. That's the only two, like, extra lights. I know. [00:15:35] Speaker C: Well, second one sounded cool. [00:15:40] Speaker A: I mean, like, if, you know, you know, and like, there's only, you know, one reason I would know both those lights, and it's A, you. [00:15:51] Speaker C: It's a UVB light. Does that mean anything to you? [00:15:57] Speaker A: Ultraviolet. B, you know, we like, we also have the Internet. Let's see, what is a UVB light? A UVB light is an ultraviolet radiation shorter wavelength, 280-115 nm than a UVA radiation. It is part of the natural sunlight spectrum and are responsible for producing sunburn. Ah. UVB is also critical for synthesis for synthesis of vitamin D3, which helps the body absorb calcium. [00:16:35] Speaker C: Yeah, like they make like little kids stand in front of the light bulbs to get the ultraviolet fucking. [00:16:41] Speaker A: Just go have your kids play outside, okay? Like, don't have them getting amazingly godly good at Call of Duty. I am sick of getting killed by like 7 year olds that fucking play Call of Duty every goddamn day. I'll play like an hour a week and you know, get fucking teabagged by like 7 year olds or like get good fucking. And then they'll call me a bunch of slurs. I'm like, oh my God, how are they so accurate with these slurs? They know everything about me and like, you know, I don't want to hit kids, but I want to hit these kids. [00:17:18] Speaker B: Oh my. [00:17:25] Speaker A: I mean, see, like this. Well, yeah, that seems like it's a picture drawn by like a pencil. It seems like a horror movie, honestly, like, like that picture. It seems like a horn movie. [00:17:46] Speaker C: I'll send you the picture. [00:17:47] Speaker A: Send Courtney the picture. Send me the picture so she can see the horror movie, you know, drawing that you just showed me. [00:17:55] Speaker C: No, it's an actual picture. It looks like that because A, that's how bad cameras were then. But B, it's taking a picture of a light bulb emitting light. It's going to look different. [00:18:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it's 20, 25. Take an updated photo. My God, they just give him Sunny D and they're like, okay, you're cured of your rickets. I guess you're not gonna break bones now walking into a table. [00:18:24] Speaker C: See. [00:18:27] Speaker A: Yes, I am aware of what these diseased, malnourished up kids look like. [00:18:33] Speaker C: Like, weird. [00:18:37] Speaker A: It's like harlequin babies. Like that. That's awful. Like, I imagine the first time a harlequin baby came out, the doctor was like, oh, and killed it immediately, which was the right move. Like, like there's, there's time, there's times where my brain thinks of up, like, has the doctor ever been like, you know, giving birth and like the shoulders kind of get stuck a little bit. And so like the doctor, you know, starts to pull on the Head a bit, you know, to try and, like, loosen the baby and, like, pulls the baby's head off. [00:19:14] Speaker C: That has happened. [00:19:15] Speaker A: Has that happened? [00:19:18] Speaker C: Oh, my God, that's so up. It is. [00:19:21] Speaker B: It's really fucked up. It has happened, like, where they've damaged babies like that. [00:19:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm talking. [00:19:27] Speaker C: What do you think? [00:19:28] Speaker A: Straight up killing the baby, like, popping its head off like a fucking Barbie. Like. Like just, you know, you just, like, pull a little too hard and, like, fuck. Like. Like with cows. Like, they just fucking put a chain on that bitch. Like, crack it down. Like, all right, come on. You're coming out there come hell or high water. Ba, ba, ba, ba. And they, like, fucking rip. [00:19:48] Speaker B: Brain damage has happened to some of the. Like, when, you know, some of the kids with epilepsy and stuff. You see the commercials where they still are going after, like, doctors that have done stuff. [00:20:02] Speaker A: No, I pay for. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Or, like, they're going, I don't. [00:20:03] Speaker A: I don't care about starving. [00:20:06] Speaker B: They used to be on. It's on tv. It was. I don't want to be on tv. [00:20:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I forget that you watch TV there. Like, I don't actually, like, watch Fox News. Like, I'm racist all on my own, I guess. [00:20:19] Speaker B: Oh, my God, I hate it. I want it to just stop. Like, seriously, dude. [00:20:30] Speaker A: So all news channels are just propaganda, you know, Give me the. Give me the facts of a news story, and then I'll decide for myself. Or I'll just make fun of them like I do on this podcast. You know, I am a Republican. You know, that is true. And it's only for the guns, you know, that's pretty much it. I'm like, yep, you know? You know, you can do whatever the else you want to do. I don't care. You know, leave my guns alone, and you get complete freedom to do whatever you want. Let's go ahead and get into some stories. Like this Turkish town that involuntarily gets high after police burn over 20 tons of confiscated marijuana. The 25,000 residents of Lice, a town in Turkeys. I'm not even gonna fucking pronounce that. Holy shit. Dicobar. Providence. Don't matter. People in Turkey don't listen to this podcast anyway. And voluntarily high after police burned tens of tons of seized cannabis in the town center. Jesus Christ. [00:21:55] Speaker B: Oh, my God. There was this one time where, like, I. I saw a few different stories online of the same story, but they were burning down marijuana fields, and. And then they didn't realize, oh, we're going to get High. And so all the soldiers got high. [00:22:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I saw that Reddit story. Yep. And the tower and all that. Yep. [00:22:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that was hilarious. [00:22:21] Speaker A: April 18. Turkish authorities conducted an operation which burned over 20 tons of confiscated cannabis and lies. Which caused the air in the settlement to come thick with weed smoke. The smell of drugs has been enveloping the district for days. A local man complained, we cannot open our windows. Our children got sick. We are constantly going to the hospital. [00:22:44] Speaker C: For what, munchies? [00:22:46] Speaker B: Hey, well, no, you can get sick. Yeah, I've been like, I've done it before. I accidentally did it, and I felt horrible, dude. I just had to sleep it off. [00:22:59] Speaker A: I'm chronically ill, brother. Oh, my God. I'm fucking blazed for at least five days. Jesus Christ. People couldn't leave their windows open and avoided going out for fear of becoming intoxicated and experiencing symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and hallucinations. [00:23:27] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Some, like, stuck up Karen wrote this. [00:23:30] Speaker A: Oh, my God. The destroyed Cannabis, valued at 10 billion Turkish L $261 million, then weighed 70 tons, 766 kilos, and 679 grams and has been seized from all over the Dick Bar providence during the 2023 and 2024. A chairman criticizes the destructive destruction method. Yeah, I mean, like, you. You could honestly just mix the marijuana with some, like, diesel, you'd be fine. It's destroyed. [00:24:19] Speaker C: Wait, what? [00:24:20] Speaker A: So, okay, the fact that the marijuana was arranged to spell the form lice in the burning letters was only insult to injury. Holy. So they spelled the. The burning marijuana in the town's name and then lit it up. [00:24:40] Speaker C: Yep. [00:24:43] Speaker B: That is funny. [00:24:46] Speaker A: A dude added that his associates recommend the police dispose of the cannabis and factories with filtered chimneys to prevent the smoke from attack, affecting the local population. Or just sell the weed yourself. How about that? You know, like, if you, you know, get weed just as police, you should just sell the weed and imagine, you know, having, like, 10 billion Turkish lira just all to yourself, you know, People are still gonna get that weed. It's not like it's a hard thing to come across. Oh, look, it grows. Wow. You know, you can have, like, you know, 200 people, you know, grow some pounds, and then, you know, the 20 tons is, like, redone. But, yeah, sorry, Turkey. That. That sucks for y' all. I mean. Or. That's awesome for y' all. [00:25:43] Speaker C: It's awesome for y' all. [00:25:46] Speaker A: I. I mean, the. I'm sure there's some people are like, I hated the weed. And other people are like, dude, this is like, the best week of my life. Like, some people are just, like, constantly going out, like, I hope I don't get high. And like, you forgot your handkerchief. It's like, I'll live without it. Oh, yeah. [00:26:11] Speaker B: Everyone would get a dui. [00:26:15] Speaker A: I. I feel like they don't drive out there. [00:26:19] Speaker B: They probably do. [00:26:21] Speaker A: I mean, they do in Turkey. I. I've been to Turkey. See, like, the thing that bothers me, though, is they're not spelling turkey the way it's meant to be spelled. Like, and I hate to be a stickler, but, yeah, it's not the bird. It's like, you know, Y, I, E. And like, they. They spell it like the way they want to spell it. Yeah, they hate the old spelling, but up to the next story. Tortoise missing for months, found a mile from home. [00:26:57] Speaker C: Yay. [00:27:00] Speaker A: A tortoise has been missing for nine months. Had been finding a mouth from. How do you not. How do you. What if it's like just a different tortoise? [00:27:12] Speaker C: Oh, all their shells are individual patterns. Their shell patterns are like thumbprints. [00:27:20] Speaker A: Well, what. What if it's like. What if they just found a tortoise? [00:27:26] Speaker C: Are tortoises local in that area? [00:27:30] Speaker A: Well, I don't even know what the area is. [00:27:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:27:34] Speaker A: Rachel Etches has owned Leonardo for 13 years when the beloved pet disappeared from the garden at the Overston home. Cumbria last. Where the is Cumbria? Like, like, this is like my. Now it's in England. C U M B R I A. Cumbria. [00:28:00] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't think tortoises are local to England. [00:28:06] Speaker A: A social media campaign was set to help find the reptile. Finally, a doc dog walker spotted him walking down the street and took him to a pet shop where the staff help track down the. Like, what do they do, tag it? Like, how do you tag a tortoise? You, like, write your name on Sharpie on the bottom of it. [00:28:26] Speaker C: That part I don't know. [00:28:28] Speaker A: Like. Like the kid. The toys in Toy Story just be like, Andy on the bottom the tortoise and hope it doesn't get scraped off. [00:28:39] Speaker B: Wow. [00:28:42] Speaker A: She believed her pet had hibernated from the winter and then woke up once the weather had started improving. The tortoise was unscathed except for a sore eye. Oh, man. He got poked in the eyeball. How do you lose a tortoise like that? This is my, like, big question, like, how does it make its great escape? [00:29:05] Speaker C: Oh, my God, I'm stupid. Tortoise pet. Tortoises get microchips just like all pets do. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Where? [00:29:13] Speaker C: Oh, in the soft tissue right behind his. Okay, see how the picture of the tortoise, See how there's that, that skin fold that kind of looks like a dick at the base of its neck. [00:29:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:23] Speaker C: All right, so that gets lifted up and that's where you put the microchip. [00:29:27] Speaker A: I just like, imagine like they drill a hole in the shell, like. No, just drop your fucking chip in there. Back. There you go. [00:29:35] Speaker C: Absolutely not. That's not how that works. Hand me my drink. It's pink. [00:29:48] Speaker A: If it's pink. But, like, like, how do you, like, did like the tortoise, like, jump its fucking, you know, gate? Like, do you even need, like. I feel like you only need like a two by four to like, stop a tortoise. [00:30:06] Speaker C: You know, they can dig, right? [00:30:09] Speaker A: Not very fast. [00:30:10] Speaker C: You'd be surprised. [00:30:13] Speaker A: I guess slow and steady does win the race. [00:30:16] Speaker C: Okay, tortoises move faster than you. Not a lot faster, but they do move faster than you think you do. You do. Unless you've spent time with them. [00:30:25] Speaker A: I will. I will put a tortoise down, you know, leave for 30 minutes. I guarantee you I will find it within five minutes, guaranteed. It's not a fast animal. They say slow and steady wins a. [00:30:41] Speaker C: Race, which is true. Good things come to those who wait. [00:30:47] Speaker A: Yeah, but the tortoise fucking cheated. He was a little cheating piece of shit, you know, in that story. He, like, had like, a bunch of his brothers. He's like, oh, look, I'm ahead of you. And then, like, he already had, like, tortoise at the finish line. And like, that was the whole fucking point of the story. It's like, if you cheat, you win. I'm pretty sure that it's the whole fucking premise of the story. Am I wrong on that? Like, that? [00:31:13] Speaker C: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I'm so. [00:31:15] Speaker A: The hair and the fucking tortoise, he had brothers? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how the turtle won the race. [00:31:22] Speaker C: Oh, that's fucked up. [00:31:24] Speaker B: No, the. The hare was so overconfident that he was gonna win that he stopped halfway through, through and fell asleep. And so by the time he woke up, the tortoise finished the race. [00:31:38] Speaker A: Okay, so I've seen, like, a different story of that then. Yeah, there's one where, like, the tortoise had, like, a bunch of fucking brothers and like, hey, yeah, go yourself. Like, the tortoise, like, or the rabbit really tried and, you know, give it us all and then out to the end, lost anyway. And the door is like, oh, suck A dick. Suck my little turtle dick. I have a hemipeen. I think they have hemipines. They have like multiple penises. I don't know why I'm asking you. I have the Internet. [00:32:10] Speaker C: I don't remember. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Do Tauruses have hemipines? [00:32:16] Speaker B: No. [00:32:16] Speaker A: No, they do not have hemipines. [00:32:18] Speaker C: Okay, Yeah, I wasn't sure, so I wasn't going to say. [00:32:22] Speaker A: Male tortoises have a single lobed. That word organ called a phallus. [00:32:30] Speaker C: Copulatory. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a long word. Okay. [00:32:33] Speaker C: It means sexual. [00:32:36] Speaker A: Say that then. They have a sexual organ called a phallus. Stop being a fucking pretentious dickhead. [00:32:41] Speaker C: Google using more medically accurate. They're using more medically. [00:32:45] Speaker A: I don't need medically accurate. I'm fucking searching on Google for shit. You know, leave the medically accurate shit for books like, like, I don't know why, like, you know, ever had to like, make medically accurate and make. We're gonna have fancy words. It's like, well, what does that mean? It's like. It means this a very simple thing. It's like, just use the simple words. You know, stop making English harder by making shit up. [00:33:15] Speaker C: I really like it. I really don't like it when doctors refuse to use layman terms when talking to their patients. It drives me up a wall. Like, medical words are between medical professionals. You don't speak that way to your clothes clients because they don't understand the words you're saying. And that makes them a aggressive because they aren't. So like, sometimes they get like really angry because they don't know what those words mean and they feel like they're stupid and it's like, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a lot of times, like, the doctor will talk about stuff and then I'll go in afterwards and like re. Explain things in layman terms and then cleanse will be like, oh, okay, like sometimes I need to go translate for doctors. And it's really annoying because they don't. They can't be bothered to speak more co. Equally with our clients. They have to show off. [00:34:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think I've ever used like a, you know, complicated word ever. Like, if there's like more than like three, like of the, you know, clappy things syllables. Yeah. Then yeah. I don't even bother. Honestly. I'm just like, onomonopia. Don't care. Like, that's the biggest word I know on monopoeia. Biggest word. Don't know what it means. Couldn't Tell you, but I know the word. You know, honestly, I have the Internet here. What does onomatopoeia mean? Here's the definition of onomatopoeia. The formation of a word from a sound associated with what is named, E. G. Cuckoo. Oh, neat. So it's like a cuckoo sizzle. So it's like when a chicken gives birth to an egg and then you just, like, fucking fry that egg. What said cuckoo sizzle? So it's like cuckoo, and then like a, you know, hen, like, you know, shits out an egg. Do. Do hens give, like, do. Do hens make more than one egg a day or just, like, one a day? [00:35:30] Speaker B: Usually it's only one a day. [00:35:33] Speaker A: Can they make more? [00:35:36] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:35:38] Speaker C: I think it depends on the breed of the bird, I would guess, if at all. [00:35:44] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, I. I don't. [00:35:45] Speaker C: Know a lot of anatomy outside cats. [00:35:47] Speaker A: I would imagine, like, the most they could make is, like, maybe two at a day. I mean, like, they still have to, like, form the egg, but, yeah, other. [00:35:57] Speaker B: Other birds do. But I don't think chicken. [00:36:02] Speaker A: Can chickens lay more than. Well, I mean, you have chickens. That's why I'm asking you. [00:36:08] Speaker C: Bless you. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Well, they only do one a day. F. That. [00:36:18] Speaker A: Like, how many eggs does a quail lay a day? Like, the important questions of life. Do turtle, like, how many, you know, can, like, a turtle lay a day? [00:36:31] Speaker C: That definitely varies from breed to breed. [00:36:38] Speaker A: Like, I. I've seen, like, turtles lay, like, a clutch of eggs. And. [00:36:44] Speaker B: Yeah, chickens don't do that. [00:36:46] Speaker A: Like. Like leatherbacks, like, they lay a fuckload of eggs. They're just like, hey, yeah, here's like, a million eggs. [00:36:54] Speaker C: It's their strategy for their young to survive is. [00:36:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:58] Speaker C: Be en masse. It works. [00:37:01] Speaker A: I mean, it does, like, 6 of the million make it to the ocean because the seagulls are all full and. [00:37:08] Speaker B: They'Re like, okay, so it's. It's one egg a day. [00:37:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:37:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:15] Speaker A: Until they run out of eggs and they're, like, useless, and then you kill them. [00:37:20] Speaker B: Oh, my. [00:37:22] Speaker A: I mean, like, that was the whole premise of the movie Chicken Run. Like. Like there was, like, a bunch of chickens and, like, a male chicken, a rooster, that's the word I was looking for. Gets like, you know, shot over the fence through a cannon. But, like, all the female chickens, like, he's flying. He's like, I can teach you girls how to fly. And turns out he is a big old fucking liar. But they all fucking survive somehow. Except for, like, that one chicken. That gets its head cut off in, like, the beginning of the movie. Yes. Mo, would you like to say some words to the microphone? There you go. Okay. Find your comfy spot. There you go. But, yes, I. I could easily, you know, track a turtle down. These people are dumb as tortoise. I mean, turtle, tortoise, does it matter? [00:38:40] Speaker C: Yeah, no, they're different, okay. Turtles and tortoises are not the same. Tortoises live on land. Turtle. Turtles live more primarily in a wet environment. [00:38:58] Speaker A: So what happens if you put a tortoise in the water? [00:39:00] Speaker C: It'll sink and die. It can't swim. Its shell is designed to float. [00:39:07] Speaker A: Yeah, well, turtles can swim underwater because they're designed. Well, they're not designed to float. [00:39:14] Speaker C: Turtles have evolved. Have evolved adaptations to living in an underwater environment. Tortoises have evolved adaptations to living on land, specifically in dry and arid environments. [00:39:26] Speaker A: Mo, I'll clean that up for you later. Like, I need you to not do that now. [00:39:33] Speaker B: Oh, my. Did Mochi do something? [00:39:35] Speaker A: Yeah, she's knocking off my fridge, but I have, like, on top of my fridge where she normally sits. But speaking of an animal that can move fast, a Kentucky Derby winning winning jockey suspended and fined $62,000 for striking a horse too many times. Junior Avocado uses riding crop on Sovereignty more times than permitted during the race last week. According to the Horse Racing Integrity and Safety Authority, the jockey who rode Sovereignty to victory in the Kentucky Derby last week had been fined over $60,000 for striking the horse of this. How many times is too many times? Now I have to find this information out. God damn it. [00:40:36] Speaker C: I would hope not a lot. [00:40:37] Speaker A: How many times can you strike your horse during the Kentucky Derby? Six times. [00:40:44] Speaker C: Okay. I was going to guess around four to five, so more than I expected. [00:40:50] Speaker A: I thought it was like 50. I thought you could just, like, hit that fucking horse like a bunch of. [00:40:56] Speaker C: No, that's inhumane. [00:41:00] Speaker A: Just like ba, ba, ba, ba. Yeah, I thought that's what they did. [00:41:03] Speaker C: Well, it's not a dumb thing anymore. So people don't want to watch horses getting hit by a stick when racing. [00:41:17] Speaker A: Right. I don't think the horse. The. The stick really hurts a horse. Horses are, like, fucking tough. Unless it's like, barbed wire. Then they're. Or like, starthistle. Starthistle up a horse. Yeah. And I know I. I grabbed one bare handed at boarding school. It sucked. [00:41:42] Speaker C: You did? Oh, yeah, babe. Why did. Oh, babe, I am so sorry. [00:41:47] Speaker A: Purple star thistle. It looked soft and flowery. Oh, no, babe, it looked like a nice. You Know, soft, you know, fluff. [00:42:01] Speaker C: So beautiful. [00:42:03] Speaker A: And. And I was, you know, an angsty teen. And I. I'm, you know, walking with a shovel, and I have yet to put on my work gloves, and I see, like, this, you know, this stalk and a flower on top. [00:42:17] Speaker C: Very beautiful flower. [00:42:19] Speaker A: And as an angsty teen, I was going in my head. I remember this thought because it's my last thought. I was going to grab this flower from its stem, break it off, and then throw it. You know, that was my goal. Beep. No. I reach out, close my hand around, and the flower did its thing. [00:42:49] Speaker C: Yes, it did. [00:42:51] Speaker A: It did not get fucking broken off. I immediately released, and I'm like, oh, fuck. And there's just a bunch of spines in my fucking hand. And immediately I know this is my fault. Immediately I. I know I cannot complain to anyone. I did not cry out. I did not complain. I did not whimper. I pulled the spines out of my fucking palm slowly. And my palm itched for the rest of the day like fucking crazy. [00:43:40] Speaker C: Oh, baby. [00:43:41] Speaker A: And, yeah, like, other kids saw me do this. They watched me do this. They did not say a fucking word. [00:43:52] Speaker C: If you were in their shoes, would have you said a word. [00:43:55] Speaker A: No. [00:43:57] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:43:58] Speaker A: And it happened too quickly for any of them to stop me. I saw it, made the decision, and was reaching out. You know, just. Boom. Oh, you know, and just. And they. They, like, watched it happen. Like, yeah, he learned a lesson. And if I ever saw someone about to do that, I'm gonna go grab that flower and fucking throw it. Go ahead. Go. Go do that. You know, go out and fucking throw that goddamn flower. Yeah, and. And then, you know, they'll get all up. But, yeah, so I. I guess this guy probably hit his horse, like, seven times or something. He should have known better. [00:44:45] Speaker C: He should have. [00:44:49] Speaker A: You know, horses are majestic. They're dumb as brick. All right, on to the next story. A Fox News analyst faints and falls out of chair on air and host tries to carry on with the show. Yeah. Holy. [00:45:18] Speaker B: What the. [00:45:23] Speaker A: It was a Fox News analyst fainted on air Thursday night mid sentence. And a harsh critique of the Biden administration, forcing the show's host to awkwardly try and go on. To try going on another guest before heading to break. It was Cameron Kinsey. Kinsey was criticized former President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris when she started slowing down. Stop speaking, and suddenly toppled. Why? But, like, it doesn't say what the fuck happened. She had been dehydrated. Yeah, you don't just, like, faint in. [00:46:31] Speaker C: No, you do. One of our co workers, she fanned her from dehydration. And she's like, she's like, like one of only two other women in the entire clinic who still has a uterus or at least working one. And so she passed out when we're all like, she's pregnant and spent like the whole day, like, gossiping about it. And then that turns out she was just dehydrated. [00:46:55] Speaker A: Wow. [00:46:57] Speaker C: But we're all just like, she's pregnant because most of us have already been. Have had a hysterectomy. So it's even more funny. [00:47:07] Speaker A: I find it funny that I'm like, hearing from this from NBC News and not Fox. Like, they're not, you know, talking about their own analyst fainting. [00:47:16] Speaker C: Well, why should they? [00:47:17] Speaker A: They shouldn't. And now, now this random story from Delaware County, Pennsylvania. A Pennsylvania woman is facing multiple charges after police say she admitted to defecating on the hood of another person's car during a road rage dispute. And apparently she has no regrets. I love this, Pennsylvania. You're starting to turn into the new Florida. And I'm about it. [00:47:48] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Cats do angry sometimes. This is amazing. [00:47:56] Speaker A: According to tmz, newly released court documents reveal that Christina Solo Meto, now dubbed Delco Pooper, was arrested Thursday after allegedly taking revenge on another driver in a highly unusual and unsanitary way. Authorities say Solomo told officers it was a clean poop that didn't even require toilet paper. Following the incident, which reportedly steamed from the verbal altercation with another driver stemmed. [00:48:28] Speaker C: But. [00:48:33] Speaker A: Who allegedly insulted her. Police say the dispute escalated when the other driver called Solomo derogatory name, prompting her to express anger in this bizarre and illegal fashion. I wanted to punch her in the face, she allegedly told police, but I pooped in her car instead and went home. A bystander recorded the incident and incident and posted. Where is the video? God damn. [00:49:05] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:49:06] Speaker A: Please say you have the full ass video. Does this person not have the full ass? They just have, you know, this lady going to in the police car. What a piece of you are. [00:49:25] Speaker C: Are there any other links? [00:49:33] Speaker A: There has to be, you know, woman biting. Ah, now, now I have to Google this. God damn it. Pennsylvania woman pooping on car. Well, talk about a crappy situation in Del. Let's see if that actually like. Oh, they do. They, they some. It's highly ass censored and just like went up to like the front of the car and just fucking shit like right on the front. Right on the grill. You're fine. See, this is why you don't fucking get into road rage incidents. [00:50:30] Speaker C: I'm very happy it was a clean poop that didn't even need a wipe. [00:50:34] Speaker A: Didn't even need a wipe. Not even a little bit. Solo Meadow now faces charges including indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment, and disposing of waste on the highway. I mean, that's where you're supposed to dispose of waste on the Hershey highway. Oh my God. So yeah, I mean, late lady, you know, you're awesome, you know, you're a real ass dude, you know. Up next, I'm sure Courtney already knows about this, but Star Base is now a city. Elon Musk, you know, she already knows. She already knows my wife is going to, you know, know, take a. A toilet paperless. But yeah, Musk gets his Texas Witch SpaceX launch site is approved as a new city of Starbase. Hell yeah. I mean, like that's all you need to know about this story. You know, that there was a vote to formally organize Starbase as a city. And I guess, you know, some people didn't want it and a lot of people did. So, you know, now, now Elon Musk has a city. Suck it, haters. And here, here's a bizarre story that I, I saw and I. I couldn't stop myself. AI of dead Arizona road rage victim addresses killer in court. A clip of Chris Pelke, who died in 2021, says I believe in forgiveness after his sister fed an AI model videos of him. Chris Pelkey was killed in a road rage shooting in Chandler, Arizona in 2021. Three and a half years later, Belkia appeared in Arizona court to address his killer, sort of to Gabriel. Foreign dude, the man who shot me. It's a shame that we encountered, you know each other the other day in those circumstances, says a video recording of Pelke. In another life, we could have probably been friends. I believe in forgiveness and a God who forgives. I will always be here. And I still do. Pelky continues wearing a gray baseball cap and is sporting blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was 37 years old. Yeah, this is why you don't get into road rage. Sometimes someone will on your car. Sometimes someone will shoot you to death. That. That's why I don't carry a gun in my truck. Cuz I will shoot people. I'll shoot them for fun. And I'm. I'm a bad guy for it. Well, we, we do have a new Pope, everybody. Next story. His name is Pope Leo and he watched a conclave movie to prepare. Yes, we. We now have Pope Leo the. Was that the 14th? [00:54:11] Speaker B: 14Th. [00:54:16] Speaker A: I love how Courtney already knows. [00:54:19] Speaker B: Oh, God, it was so annoying. So annoying. [00:54:24] Speaker A: He, he, he. You know what? He's American. [00:54:29] Speaker C: Yes. [00:54:30] Speaker B: Yeah, he's from like. You didn't know? [00:54:33] Speaker C: Some. [00:54:34] Speaker A: He's from Chicago. [00:54:36] Speaker B: He's from Chicago. [00:54:38] Speaker A: They buried the lead cardinal Robert Francis Provost, who took the name Leo XIV, watched the 2024 movie dramatizing the Vatican selection process ahead of the sequelization. The cardinals that chose him to lead the Catholic Church. That's insane. [00:55:04] Speaker C: What the is Conclave? [00:55:07] Speaker A: Oh, no, I'm sure it's a movie. I'm not gonna watch Conclave. Let's see. Search Google for Conclave. It's a movie, I guess. Let's see. Where, where can I watch it? Amazon Prime. I'm still not gonna watch it. I pay for prime. And now for my favorite story of the entire night. What I've been leading up to this entire goddamn time. Five RCMP vehicles smashed by suspect with stolen trackhoe in eastern Alberta. So Canada has their very own killdozer. So some dude, you know, took a track ho, which is like a backhoe with like a fucking long scoop on it, and destroyed five police vehicles. Didn't destroy the building. This is like these police vehicles. Destroy them thoroughly. So now they're all totaled. Let me see if they have released his name yet. Arrested a man after he allegedly used his stolen track. Oh, no, no. Police say the man crashed through the fence of the business on his way to the Bonneville. What? [00:56:42] Speaker C: Salt flats? [00:56:44] Speaker A: No. [00:56:45] Speaker C: Oh. [00:56:47] Speaker A: This is up in Canada. [00:56:49] Speaker C: Oh. [00:56:51] Speaker A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. It's the rcmp. But yeah, they just had to like watch as he like destroyed, you know, five fucking. I'm sure he said sorry after each one. He's like, sorry, sorry. You know, just did for every fucking one and gets out. He's like, I'm sorry for that. That was my bad. I was just really mad at Joel. I'm really sorry. And they're like, oh, we're sorry too. And they fucking went off and had tea and crumpets and they're like, okay, you're good now. [00:57:27] Speaker C: God, do Canadians have crumpets? [00:57:31] Speaker A: I'm sure they do. They're like French. French Canadians. [00:57:38] Speaker C: I thought crumpets was more like British. [00:57:41] Speaker A: I thought it was fucking French. Croissants then. [00:57:44] Speaker C: Croissants are French? Yes. [00:57:46] Speaker A: Croissants and tea. [00:57:48] Speaker C: Tea is British, which is the 60. [00:57:52] Speaker A: The 62 year old Bonneville resident has been charged with 13 criminal offenses including dangerous driving. He wasn't really driving. Breaking and entering. Yep. Possession of stolen property over 5,000. Theft over 5,000. Well, he gave it back, so it's not theft. Six counts of mischief, over 5,000. And two counts of resisting peace officers and uttering threats. Police said the charge of uttering threats was a result of an April 17 incident which, you know, they alleged the same man had called a RCMP dispatch at Saskatchewan and uttered threats to kill RCMP officers. The man was to remain in custody and will appear in Bonneville Court on Tuesday. Park said the damaged police vehicles are inoperable and need to be fully replaced. The total value of the vehicles is estimated around 400. Damn. You don't need to spend that much money on police vehicles, especially ones that are not, you know, trackho proof. You know, nearly a half a million for, you know, five vehicles. It's like about $90,000 a vehicle. Probably like 87. Yeah, you don't need to be spending that much money on a vehicle. You're, you know, trying to charge them, you know, MSRP from like the lot. Knock it off. [00:59:17] Speaker C: So did we know the reasoning of the dude? [00:59:22] Speaker A: Not yet. [00:59:25] Speaker C: Backstory. [00:59:27] Speaker A: I'm sure this is gonna, you know, come out but I'm sure he was like really mad. They, they probably him over somehow. They probably took away his moose or something. Like you can't have a pet moose. They're dangerous. They stomp the clothes off of women and make it look like something horrible happened to them. But now, now I have am I the? And relationship advice. We'll start with am I the? By maximum tell 2160am I the asshole for letting my daughter buy her own bras? And not checking starts off hello. I originally post this and R Am I the asshole? But it was removed. I think a lot of people that follow that sub also follow the ones. I'm posting it here to give an update. I'm assuming it's not removed from the sub as well. I, 32, male, have shared custody of my 13 year old daughter. Earlier this week we went to the mall and she's been asking me to go. I was happy with how well she's been doing in school. Midway through we hit a few stores and she asked me to go into Victoria's Secret. Jesus. I asked her what she wanted, thinking it was something like perfume. She said she wanted to do bras that fit better. Not my area of expertise. So I asked one of the ladies in there if they could assist her. I gave my daughter my card to buy what she wanted and she's and stood outside the store. She got what she wanted and we continued with our day. Yesterday I took our daughter home to her mom's. I get a call from my daughter's mom who is furious with me for letting our my daughter buy sexy underwear. I'm like, what, what she buy? Then she tells me that she has lacy bras. I asked see through and she said no, but it doesn't matter because lace in general is too much for a 13 year old. Then I was crazy for not checking your bags. I said I don't think I need, you know, to help a teenage girl shop for underwear or bras or whatever. But she didn't want to hear it. I told her I have the receipt and just send them back with her, my daughter the next time I get her and I'll see if I can return them. But I'm wondering, was this an oversight my part? Are dad supposed to be supervising bra choices? [01:01:56] Speaker C: This dude is awesome. [01:01:57] Speaker B: I love him. There should be no policing whatsoever. Like not, there's really nothing in a normal store that is gonna be really bad. [01:02:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean like I, I've been. [01:02:11] Speaker B: To a sex store. [01:02:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Like there's nothing to get like the crotch list or like weird stuff. [01:02:20] Speaker A: I, I, I think, you know, this dude's like ex wife is just pissy because like, you know, the daughter has like better bras than she has. [01:02:30] Speaker C: No, I feel like she's being pissy for sure. [01:02:32] Speaker A: It's like, how dare you? [01:02:33] Speaker B: There's weird people that are that like that though they sexualize. [01:02:39] Speaker A: I, I mean I, I, I can, I can see it, you know, like from, from kind of like from the mother's part too. It's like, you know, I guess Victoria's Secret is kind of like a risque type of shop where you, you can get, you know, sexier clothes. [01:02:53] Speaker C: Well, no, when I was small enough, I got my bras from Victoria's Secret. But I did have to hide that fact from my mom. There's no way she would have approved of me wearing that kind of stuff. But I just wanted it to be pretty. [01:03:04] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean like you like, I, I like, like I, I feel like, you know, 13 year old is like old enough to like you know, get, you know, nicer, you know, not just like plain Jane Target bras, just you know, like, hey, I want something, you know, nice, nice. So I mean I, I see it from both parts. Let's see what the fucking comments have to say. You respected your daughter's privacy, gave her Autonomy and made sure she had a professional helper. That's responsible, supportive dad move. You didn't abandon her. You trusted her. That shows maturity on both you and. And your parts. Her mom might be overreacting because of personal values, not any wrongdoing on your part. [01:03:49] Speaker C: Precisely. [01:03:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean like if, if you allowed your, you know, daughter to go out and get like, see through, you know, lace, you know, fucking the. What's the word I'm looking for? Like sexy underwear. [01:04:07] Speaker C: Lingerie. [01:04:08] Speaker A: Lingerie. Like if you let your daughter go out and get lingerie, that'd be one thing. But you didn't. [01:04:13] Speaker C: Well, no, he trusted her to buy the appropriate. [01:04:17] Speaker A: Yeah, if you sent her into like Spencer's or something, like that'd be one. [01:04:21] Speaker C: Thing, but yeah, but no, but he trusted her to buy what she wanted. And obviously if she's trusted, she's not going to buy like lingerie type stuff. She's just going to buy what makes her feel pretty. So him offering her trust, actually, like I didn't think about this way so that comment said it. But yeah, he trusted her to make the adult decision. [01:04:42] Speaker A: So pops, you did a good fucking thing. [01:04:44] Speaker C: You did a great job. [01:04:46] Speaker A: Don't back down. Go ahead and show your ex this whole thread. Good job, buddy. You know, top, top, top ti. But now for relationship advice. This one's crazy. My daughter, 18, female, is dating a 51 year old male now for two months. How do you deal with this as a parent? [01:05:09] Speaker C: You turn a blind eye. You turned a blind eye. That is your only option. [01:05:14] Speaker A: Hello. I've debated posting this for the world to see, but I don't really know who to talk to you about this situation. My teenage daughter, 18, has found herself a boyfriend who is 51. My husband, my husband and I do not know how to support this at all. To the point where she's moved out and is living with him now. He is older than both of us and we are worried for her, but she and local authorities say it's none of our business. Now, has anyone experienced this? How do you deal with this? On top of being an empty nester now the way came and it was so sephoric and what? [01:05:57] Speaker C: Sporadic. [01:05:58] Speaker A: Sporadic and bizarre. Man, I'm fucking bad at reading. I'm depressed and I don't know how to accept this. It's been two months since you left. Help, thoughts, advice, literally anything you can tell me about this would be appreciated. No, no one in our inner family even knows this because I'm afraid to tell them. [01:06:16] Speaker C: She found herself a Sugar daddy. [01:06:18] Speaker A: She did. And it might not work out forever. This might be like a short term thing or it might be a long term thing. Who knows? Let her, you know, go live her life. [01:06:29] Speaker C: She is marrying up. [01:06:30] Speaker A: Well, she's not marrying. She's dating a 51 year old dude that has a place to live, that has a house. I mean it is a whole lot better than her fucking dating. Know a 19 year old meth addict, like look at it that way. A 19 year old that has no idea what he's doing, she gets to, you know, you know, kind of move on up and you know, if it, if all this fails out, boom. But you know, what if she gets married to this dude? Like, what if everything works out? What if she's like, you know, they're, they're happy with each other. It, you know, she's of legal age, he's of legal age. You just find it icky because of the age difference. And I get that. You know, if he was talking to her when she was 16, I beg, okay, now I have a problem with that. But if, you know, this 51 year old dude met her when she was 18 and like they hit it off and started dating off, you know, and. [01:07:32] Speaker C: If he's going to pay for college in a car. [01:07:36] Speaker A: I mean to just, you know, let your, you know, kid go out and experience the world and if they get hurt, you know, you're there as a backup and you know, if it works out, it works out. I've had, you know, friends date way outside their age range. Sometimes it worked out, sometimes it did not. So, you know, just see what happens. Like what, what, you know, how awesome would it be if they get married and then, you know, he dies at like 60? [01:08:14] Speaker C: Marrying for money is not a bad decision. [01:08:16] Speaker A: It's a great decision. If I was a girl, I would be such a fucking whore for money, you know, making dudes. Like I would learn how to like suck dick the best. Well, like if my wife was to like ever die, I just like go find like a sugar daddy and do whatever he asked. Now bring them on in and spend the entire evening reminiscing about the good old days. Something that she would not relate to. About your childhood example, challenger exploiting 911 or something similar in your area. Make her uncomfortable with the conversation because she has nothing to add. If you isolate her, you will lose her. Making her realize her boyfriend is on the same level as her parents has got to give her the ick life like this would. What doesn't work. I don't know what will. Like, if this doesn't work, I don't know what will. But. Yeah, I mean, let. Sometimes you have to, like, just let your kids around and find out, and sometimes it works out. Sometimes, you know, everything, you know, like, they. They, you know, put the house on red and, you know, it turns out for them, and they're. They're awesome. You know, just let. Let them do what they want to do. Let your kid be who they want to be. [01:09:57] Speaker C: Let someone else pay for their college education. [01:10:03] Speaker A: So. But that's it. That's. That's all for this, this week. We will be back next week. And as always, happy Mother's Day to you mothers all. Thank you so much for spending time in labor and then spending 18 years and more labor and for a thankless job of being a mother to, like, get a call and a phone call or a card and a phone call maybe, you know, you're. You're appreciated even though we don't say it all the time. You know, thank you for, you know, taking a load and, you know, spinning up a baby. Y' all did good. I mean, most of you did good. There. There are some. Others are like, ah, you did a bad job. But. But a lot of you mothers did a good job. So, you know, for you good mothers out there, awesome, bad mothers out there, boo. But, yeah, until then, we'll see you next week. [01:11:11] Speaker C: Bye.