Kanga Fight

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty. Welcome back. Another week of the Human podcast. You know what it is. I'm your host, Alex the Truck. We got my wife here, not the truck, and Courtney from across the land coming in remotely. Say hello. [00:00:15] Speaker B: Hello. [00:00:16] Speaker C: Hello. [00:00:19] Speaker A: This week, I. I kind of want to talk a little bit about Kanye West. I've been drinking moonshine and Pass me some. I got some peach moonshine, some old smokey. There you go. Take off the lid. Don't spill it. Like, have you, like, heard of, like, a Kanye west, like, latest thing? I mean, he. He's been being racist on Twitter, and it's been hilarious to watch because he's just so stupid. [00:00:54] Speaker B: Stupid. [00:00:56] Speaker A: Well, have you heard of his latest song that got taken out of Spotify, taken off of Apple Music and everything? [00:01:03] Speaker B: I heard something about a song. [00:01:06] Speaker A: So he has a new song out called Heil Hitler, and it is him just crashing out, going insane, you know, like, they took my children away because, you know, and I have a bunch of money, so I want to see my children. And then it's like, literally three minutes of them saying N word, Heil Hitler. And the beat is on point. I'll give them that. The beat is pretty good. [00:01:45] Speaker C: Well, yeah, it's Kanye West. [00:01:46] Speaker B: He's an artist, but he's stupid as. [00:01:51] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:01:51] Speaker B: Just, like, be committed. He is crazy. [00:01:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:57] Speaker A: Well, I. I feel like he. He started his craziness after his mom died. Like, he was, like, all about his mom. And then, like, after, you know, Donda died, he just started going off the deep end. [00:02:12] Speaker C: Like, creepy mama's boy. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Not really. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Maybe he was a creepy mommy's boy. I mean, yeah, he was probably. If. This is how he, like, fucking goes off the deep end. This is creepy. [00:02:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Oh, like, probably at creepy levels. [00:02:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:30] Speaker A: I mean, like, there is, you know, he is, like, leaving nothing out. He is, you know, dropping names, numbers, and telling everything and, like, watching his interviews go off. Were. There was one of these, like, famous, like, you know, white dudes that interview people. Let's see. White dude that interviews Kanye West. Pierce Morgan. So, yeah, Piers Morgan was interviewing him, and he's like, hey, you got, you know, 32 million, you know, followers on Twitter. That's great. He's like, hey, man, don't take inches off my dick. And, you know, he's like, you know how many I have? And, like, his, like, research team, like, goes and looks and, like, he has 33 million. And then he's like, y' all. And he walks out of the whole interview. And I. I Kind of just enjoy watching rich people go insane. Like, if you watch any, like, the Nickelodeon kids, they all went insane. Like, all of them. Well, yeah, like Drake. Drake was a Nickelodeon kid. [00:04:02] Speaker C: I don't even know who the that is. [00:04:04] Speaker A: He's a rapper now. [00:04:05] Speaker C: Okay, that's hilarious. [00:04:08] Speaker A: There's actually a pretty famous rapper and, like, Kendrick Lamar and, like, Drake have, like, a beef or something. I don't know. I don't give a too much about him, but it is fun. Just, like, watch, you know, people that have millions of dollars in the whole world at their fingertips, just big, you know what it. I'm gonna burn it all the ground. Like, he's always gonna have millions of dollars. It's fine. But it's like, you could just, you know, give me all your money. It's like Kanye west, if you hear this, just give me all your money. Just, you know, PayPal it all over to me. Just, boop. [00:04:49] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Hopefully he's, he's. [00:04:54] Speaker A: Hopefully. Hopefully he is, you know, smart enough to do that. Like, Like, I think that be the best, you know, decision he ever made. Just make. Yeah. Yo, man, this guy is great. I'm gonna send him, like, all my money, and, like, I just, like, get a notification on, you know, PayPal. It's like, Kanye west just sent you, like, $60 million through PayPal. Like, oh, and then like, I, I, I would, you know, start businesses and invest that and be like, hey, Kanye West. He's like, it's Yay now. It's Yay. My name's Yay. I'm like, all right, sorry. Yay. Here's your 60 million, plus another 10 million based on investment. It's like, all right, now, if you do that, I'm gonna spend all your money. I'm going to, you know, pay off this house, pay off all my debt, and go buy a bunch of dumb. I guarantee. But I mean, like, like, like, I, I, I've put myself in the shoes of people that win the lottery, like, mentally, and I'm like, no way. Yeah, if I ever won the lottery, I would. It would be gone. Like, I'd pay off the house. I'd pay off all my debts. I'd put enough into, you know, would you take. [00:06:25] Speaker C: Are you taking the lump sum? Are you taking the payments? [00:06:27] Speaker A: Lump sum? Like, like, why give the lottery, like, a bunch of money to do whatever with? [00:06:37] Speaker B: Like, well, supposedly you get it until you die. I wouldn't. I wonder how that works. [00:06:46] Speaker A: Well, okay, so here's what it is. Like, if you take a Lump sum. You, you know, get it for like 30 years usually is how that will work. You get like a yearly or a monthly, usually just yearly distribution of your funds for the next 30 years. But the lottery is in control of those funds until they have to just, you know, give them to you. But they can invest that money. They can do whatever the they want with that money. So, you know, say you just have to, like, you have, you know, $100 million, and you're like, okay, I'm gonna take, you know, $3 million this year and then $3 million, you know, every year for next 30 years. Well, like $33 million if you want to get like, you know, really specific on it. You know, you, you have, you know, $3.3 million. They have like $96 million to do whatever the hell they want with. And if they can make 10% on that, that's $9.6 million. Yeah. Now they have, you know, another $6 million after they pay you out your 3 million. And that just keeps on coming back and keeps on growing and growing. So just based on, you know, the interest alone, they can just keep you paid. It's a, it's a smart thing, but it's like, just take your lump sum. [00:08:23] Speaker C: Don't you have to pay, like, more taxes if you take it as a lump? [00:08:25] Speaker A: Yep. So then, yeah, but, you know, if I take it as a lump sum and then pretend I'm only getting that 3 million, and it's like, hey, you get 60 million. It's like, okay, cool. [00:08:38] Speaker B: You know, quite honestly, I'd set up a, I'd ask my grandmother because she has a trust already. I'd set up a trust that dispenses a certain amount of money, and then I need to get an approval from someone else to get what I want. If it's a big ticket item. [00:08:58] Speaker A: Just get a cpa, a certified public accountant, or, you know, an accountant and, you know, for, you know, high dollar, stuff like that, you know, I wouldn't ask your grandma or any family member at all. And then, boom, just get it done. Now, I don't play the lottery, so I'm never gonna win, you know, and that, that's fine. That, that's the way I like it to be. But honestly, you know, I, I like to think about it, like, anytime the lottery hits like a billion dollars, I'll pay $2 for a ticket. It's like, maybe I'll win and then I don't. But, you know, like, for the day, I, I, I sit in fantasy land I sit in fantasy land. What if I won? What if those numbers came up for me? People would be mad. They'll be like, I do. I've been spending a million dollars a year on lottery, and I never win. And it's like this spent $2 and 1, it's like, yeah, but it has to be a billion. And it's only happened like a couple times. So I, I don't really play the lottery all that much. [00:10:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I do. I mean, well, I, not me myself, but my dad does, and so I do once in a while, and then I play scratchers. [00:10:34] Speaker A: So I, I, I, I actually have a conspiracy on the lottery in the education system. Because anytime you buy a scratcher, you'll turn it over and, like, it'll say something stupid like, we give money to the education system in schools and stuff. I have a conspiracy that they do that. So schools do not teach statistics and odds. I mean, this is brilliant. Like, like I was never taught statistics or odds. And you're like, oh, cool. I have, you know, a 1 in 10 million chance. So I have a chance. If I buy two, I have double the chance. It's like, that's, that's not how it works. [00:11:19] Speaker C: This is brilliant. I'm 100 on board with this. [00:11:24] Speaker A: I mean, like, this is how I, I truly feel about this. And they're, they're just, you know, feeding the schools just enough money. You know, it's not enough to really pay a teacher or anything or really do anything real with it. They're just like, you know, hey, here you go. And they don't pay the schools directly. They pay, like, the administration. They pay the school board and like, hey, school board, make sure that this is never taught in your schools. That way idiots continue to walk in the door and, and pay for scratchers, keep on paying for scratchers, keep on, you know, buying a lot of tickets. [00:12:04] Speaker B: Statistics teach you that if you pick from three different doors and you're trying to get 1 million behind one door. [00:12:13] Speaker A: That and they open one door. [00:12:15] Speaker B: One is ve and you pick the second one, the another, the other one instead of the one that you chose in the first place, that supposedly there's a better chance that it's the $1 million, when really it's just semantics, like, there really isn't a better chance. It's stupid. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, if you were to, you know, sit down and, you know, really look at it after they open the one door, you now have a 50, 50 chance. That's really what it is, you know. [00:12:50] Speaker B: And it's really not a 50, 50 chance anymore. [00:12:54] Speaker A: Well, you know, you have, you know, they open one door and there's a goat behind that door. And so now that's taken out of the equation. You can now switch to the other door, you know, or stay in your door. You have a 50, 50 chance. That is, you know, the statistics that you have right now. So you went from a 33 chance, a 33.333 chance to a 50% chance and to, you know, change the door. Yeah, you can. Or it could be, you know, mind trick, you know, if you were to, you know, walk up to this game and before you even choose anything, they open that one door and show you that this has nothing in it. And they're like, you have two doors now. You know, choose one. You now have a 50, 50 chance. So that. That's what that is. And then they're like, oh, no, you actually have like a 66% chance. Shut that. You shut your ass up. You don't. You have a 50, 50 chance. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. It's stupid. [00:13:56] Speaker C: Have either of you seen the movie Men who Stare at Goats? [00:13:59] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:14:01] Speaker C: No, for some reason your conversation made. [00:14:04] Speaker A: Me think of it, because I talked about the goat behind the door. [00:14:06] Speaker C: That's probably. [00:14:07] Speaker A: That's the original fucking thing. It's like, you know, you walk like the movie. It was okay. [00:14:13] Speaker C: Okay, good, because I didn't like it that much either. [00:14:15] Speaker A: I mean, if you didn't know anything about MK Ultra or anything like that, it would not make any sense to you whatsoever. You have to be like a serious conspiracy nut for it to, like, make even a little bit of sense to you and be like, oh, okay. And pretty much what happened is back in the day, they gave a bunch of soldiers acid and tried to train their brains to, you know, do remote viewing and stuff and, you know, brainwashing and, you know, having them tell secrets and making true serums and dumb like that. It didn't work. It was a whole ass wash. And they're just like, oh, well, that sucks. That didn't work. And they just sent them all, you know, back into the regular service after giving a fuckload of acid and frying their brains. So, I mean, that. That, in short, was Mik Ultra. And then when, like, they came looking for what the was going on, they started destroying it all. They're like, oh, we need to destroy all these records. So there's a lot of records that got destroyed. So, you know, even all of MK ULTRA was not revealed. [00:15:30] Speaker C: This kind of Sounds like one of the plot lines from Firefly. [00:15:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's pretty awesome. I mean, I. I would love it if the government gave me some, like, primo acid and, like, hey, do some remote viewing for us. I'm like, I'll try my best. You're paying me, right? And, like, we are an acid. And I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, that's fine. Just keep it going. I mean, in all reality, I would do whatever the fucking government tells me to do as long as the price they pay is right. You ever think about that? It's like, you know, what is, like, your price to do something truly depraved and truly fucked up? [00:16:13] Speaker C: I want no one to live in that situation. [00:16:15] Speaker A: Exactly. Someone fucking, you know, hands you a briefcase full of cash, has a million dollars in it, your money problems are solved. Or if they're like, hey, your money problems are solved for the rest of your life. Here's a black card. Buy whatever the you want. We'll pay it. There's no limit on it, you know. Yeah, you're gonna do whatever the you need to do, you know, to get that card. And it's like, oh, man. But, yeah, I mean, the lottery and. And the three goats, the three doors. Yeah, it's a 50. 50. I'll. I'll never play. It's a whole ruse to get money. And, like, I. I watch how fast it goes up, and it's like, how much of that money do they not represent in the actual winnings? Like, you know, how much money do they take in from all 50 states? Because I know there's a load of people that pay, like, a thousand dollars a month just in lottery tickets, and just boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, how much money do they take in and then actually pay out? [00:17:35] Speaker C: And it's like, oh, so it's the lottery gambling. [00:17:38] Speaker A: Yes, the lottery is legal gambling in all 50 states. Oh. You know, you pay money for, you know, a spin at that slot machine. You get to scratch it, and for some reason, like, the. Whatever material they have on, like, a scratcher card. [00:17:56] Speaker C: Oh, my God, I can't. I hate that stuff. [00:17:59] Speaker A: Like, it either it's either chalk on nails on a chalkboard, or it's like the most euphoric sound you ever heard, the sound of hope. And you're like, I think I'm going to. And you don't win. Like, that's the trick. You don't win. It's like the opposite of those always winning lottery tickets. It's like, every single time. And like, every Once in a while, every great once in a while, I'll get a wild hair up my ass and go buy a $5 scratcher, you know, because it's fun. Now I'll forget about it immediately because I'm fucking drunk and dumb at the moment. And, like, I'll wake up, you know, a week later and be like, oh, yeah, the lottery tickets. And I'm like, maybe they've marinated enough and, you know, absorbed enough luck that I've won. Scratch, lose. I like, no, it's like, I look at the bottom of my backpack, I'm like, oh, there's another one. Like, maybe the hope is still there that I can. No, I lost again every time. Like, Courtney, what was the most you've ever won on a scratcher? [00:19:19] Speaker B: I think 100 bucks. [00:19:21] Speaker A: No, that's pretty nice. Do you, like, buy scratchers? Like, how much have you spent on scratchers compared to how much you won? [00:19:29] Speaker B: Quite honestly, sometimes it evens out, but I'd probably say maybe half to 75%. [00:19:41] Speaker A: The. The last time I bought a scratcher that won was from a dude that is now dead. And I feel bad because, you know, he's a really good dude. You know, we all called him Cowboy. I have no idea what his real name was. We all just called him Cowboy. Everyone called him Cowboy. His name tag said Cowboy. He always wore a cowboy hat and he worked at a gas station. And I. I went in one day and I bought a two dollar scratcher, and I scratch it and it's like, you won 50 bucks? I'm like, dude, cowboy, I just won 50 bucks. He's like, dude, that's hot. You know? And then like a year later, he was dead. [00:20:19] Speaker B: Yep. [00:20:20] Speaker A: Like, yeah, like, Cowboy's dead. I'm like, oh, man, you want to get high? You want to go smoke some weed? And it's like, yeah, Cowboy, but let's go ahead and get in some news stories. Let's see. All right, 20 minutes in the podcast. Holy. Maybe I'll do like an entire episode where I just riff on. Yeah, but California good news and bad news. You're the latest victim of a terrorism over in Palm Springs, which. Which is like the richest part of California. Kind of like, I hate Palm Springs. It's like you. You see the. You know, the palm trees and you're like, yeah, in and out. And like, there's like only like six in and out. So there. Actually, I wonder how many in n out. Like, see, this is how my brain works. How many in n outs are in Palm Springs. How many in N outs are in Palm Springs? No In N Out locations directly in Palm Springs, California. Oh, my God. What a missed opportunity. You idiots. You didn't have to plant your palm trees. Dumb shit, all of you. Oh, my God. In and out's a failure. Oh, I'm sorry. I had to just go off on that. I'm glad I did. Ah, in and out, good food. And I'm glad that I can see the entire kitchen and all the fucking high schoolers suffering to make my food at minimum wage. Thank God. You know, the suffering makes it taste better. The tears fucking salt it purple. Perfectly love it. But one dead and four injured after explosion outside reproductive center in downtown Palm Springs, which is just an IVF in virtue, not in. What. What is. I like ivf, like in virtual fertilization. [00:22:35] Speaker C: I. I don't know what it stands for either. [00:22:38] Speaker A: Well, no, I know the word and I'm. I just can't say it right now. [00:22:42] Speaker C: Try saying it again. [00:22:44] Speaker A: In vitro fertilization. There we go. My brain was working hard right there. [00:22:49] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I know. I'm proud. [00:22:54] Speaker A: I love the fucking pictures of like, the people in Palm Springs. Like fucking. Like action hero fucking, you know, movie fucking pictures. Like, look at us walking down the street. Heroic as. [00:23:07] Speaker B: So you know what I looked up? What, what it was so you actually. So for. If you get the lump sum, you actually. So you get more money up front, but you pay more in taxes. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:28] Speaker B: So you get less money. So if you think you're gonna survive for 30 years, then it might be good to do the annuity because then you get more money over time. So instead of only getting 331,000 or 31 million, if you got a 1 billion jackpot. [00:23:53] Speaker A: So pretty much what it is, is it throws you into a higher tax bracket. And yes, you have to pay more taxes. If you Split it over 30 years, it puts you into a lower tax bracket. But imagine paying, you know, 30%. 30%. 30%. 30%, yes. You know, it's going to be like, you know, 30%, you know, all over time, but still going to suck. Might as well. [00:24:16] Speaker B: I wonder if you keep that money in bank account and you stop doing a job, do you like, do you think you'd qualify for, like, what was it, stamps or any. Oh, maybe not stamps, but like, for when I sign up for. Watch them call it. Do they ask for anything that you. [00:24:38] Speaker A: Have in food stamps and stuff like that? [00:24:40] Speaker B: And not food stamps, but for health insurance? [00:24:45] Speaker A: Yeah, they. They know everything that you have. They. You have like, when you go in for, like, you know, Medicare and Medicaid and all that, they're going to ask for your Social Security number. They're going to check all your bank accounts and they're going to like, okay, what the is this? You have $50 million in your bank account. Yeah. You don't qualify for this. Dude, I wonder. Yeah. They're going to find out and it's going to be, you know, like, like that. That's not the type of fraud do you want to get mixed up with. It's going to suck. I have one friend that took a job after he was getting food stamps and did not report the fact that he had a new job and he had to pay back all them food stamps. I'm like, you know, he comes to me, he's like, dude, you know, I got a letter I have to pay back. They're gonna start garnishing my wages to pay back food stamps for when I started this job. And I'm like, damn, that sucks. I'm like, I told you you should have told the government. [00:25:43] Speaker B: Yep. [00:25:46] Speaker A: But, yeah, no, it's easier just to take it all at once and then, you know, gain interest and compound interest on that lump sum. And then now you are in full control, you know, of, you know. Yes, you're less amount of money. Like, you know, like, let me see, what the highest tax bracket. What is the highest tax bracket in the US 37%. What is the tax bracket of lottery winnings? [00:26:25] Speaker B: Well, you'll also remember state taxes. Lottery winnings, too. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Well, not if you don't have any income tax in your state that you're living in. And if you run it through a LLC like out of like Delaware or something, then, you know, they're not going to take any of your money. And depending on our next governor, Colorado might not have any income tax, but yes, you know, federal tax, a 24 withholding. So, yeah, you're gonna be spending like, you know, 37%. You know, you're gonna be losing 37% of your taxes and then, you know, another, you know, big chunk. So, yeah, you'll be losing about 50 of your taxes or you're winning straight to taxes, and it is going to suck. But, you know, after that, it's like, there it's done. You know, I, you know, after like $5 million, it doesn't matter. You know, I was like, oh, cool, I get to walk home with like $10 million. It's like, well, now it's gonna be 5 million. Am I still good enough? And then, you know, put $4 million into a high interest account where you earn 7% of that back a year. Yeah, you're gonna be fine. [00:28:05] Speaker B: Yeah. So ask Reddit. What was the incident in your high school? Someone responded that the principal found weed in the boy's background. [00:28:21] Speaker A: The kids all voted for it was the principal's son. Yeah, yeah, that's an old. [00:28:27] Speaker B: Oh, come on. It sounded so funny. [00:28:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that, that, that's old as hell. [00:28:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:43] Speaker A: But, yeah, let me do some quick math here. So say you have $4 million and, you know, you get, you know, 7% of that back. That's $280,000 a year on 7%. So. And like, let, let's just say that compound interest does not work at all in this world. Times 30, that's $8.4 million one over 30 years. That, that's you just leaving your, you know, $4 million and only taking out, like, a little bit. You need, you know, just to survive, you know, 8.4 million over $4 million over, you know, 30 years. So. Yeah, but, you know, compound interest is obviously going to probably shoot that up to like, you know, 10, 12 million. So. Or, you know, you, you could just, you know, take out your, you know, your double that. And so say you have $10 million divided by 30, not minus 30. Yeah, that's $333,000 a year, but you're making 280,000 on half that. So that, that's all I'm saying. For taking out the lump su. You know, if you continue working for the next 30 years, you know, you're gonna retire insanely wealthy. You know, as long as you know what you're doing. And if you have like, a good high interest, you know, account that gets you like 10%, you know, that goes up even more. You know, like, schools do not teach any kids about compounding interest or interest rates or anything like that, or how to, you know, get rich and stay rich. [00:31:11] Speaker C: Do they even teach them how to boat or what stuff even is when it comes to government? [00:31:17] Speaker A: No, they don't teach civics at all. [00:31:19] Speaker C: That's also on purpose. [00:31:21] Speaker A: You know, it was this year that I actually learned how to, like, call and get in contact with my representatives. I, I didn't even know what district we lived in. I didn't know who our representatives were or anything like that. And now I do, and I'm like, fuck, do I have to, you know, go run for office? And I feel like I do. But then I learned out how much they make, and I'm like, fuck, I have to be a corrupt politician to make ends meet. [00:31:54] Speaker C: There you go. [00:31:55] Speaker A: And I'm like, I get it. You know, but stop being that guy. Like, take donations from people and, like, hey, you know, here's how much I make. Here's how much is in my bank account. And, you know, be open and honest with people. And they're like, oh, okay, yeah, we'll fucking donate to you. Holy shit. You're one of us. You know that? That's what I want to see out of a politician. A politician that's fucking poor. Not fucking Jared Polis worth $400 million because he sold a software company back in the day and came and just bought his, you know, governorship of Colorado. And then he's gonna be like, I'm gonna, you know, put another $30 million to get Michael Bennett, you know, elected as Colorado's. So, I mean, that. That. That's my. You know, whatever. But, yeah, back. Back to the Palm Springs explosion. So, yeah, it was just an IVF clinic that wasn't even open, and they are saying that they are not looking for anybody, but they are not saying who did it or who the suspect was. So in my theory, the guy that, you know, set off the bomb is the one that set the bomb and died. [00:33:29] Speaker B: Good. [00:33:32] Speaker A: But, yeah, they kind of just like, blew out the windows. Looks like the chairs are all good. It looks like, you know, there's gonna be, you know, a bit of damage. [00:33:46] Speaker B: There's going to be smoke, water damage. [00:33:49] Speaker A: And it's actually not that bad. Like, the trees stayed up. Like, he, like, kind of damaged his shingles, you know, smoked up the building. But, yeah, I mean, that. That's about it. But they. They said in their post, you know, our lab, including all eggs, embryos, and reproductive materials remain fully secure and undamaged. They are conducting a complete safety inspection and confirmed that operations and sensitive medical areas were not impacted by the blast. But, yeah, I mean, like, now they're going to be like, we were a victim of terrorism. And it's like, yeah, four people kind of got hurt and one dude died. And pretty sure it was, like, a bad suicide bomber. And, like, I. I like to think that this guy was an idiot and thought it was like Planned Parenthood, which technically is. But for, like, abortions and stuff. But it was, like, the complete opposite. And he's like, I'm gonna go stop it. And it's like he, like, dies, and he's like, at heaven's gate, and he's like, why did you do that? And he's like, well, I was stopping, so ivf. [00:35:11] Speaker B: Actually, they do perform abortions, so like, sometimes they put multiple eggs and all. All of them get attached. So they do. They reduce the number of viable eggs in the uterus. So they do do abortions. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Yeah. That way you're not giving birth to quintuplets. [00:35:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:37] Speaker A: Can you just, like, do that? Just like, put like, you know, 23, like, viable eggs inside, like one woman and just like, they. [00:35:45] Speaker B: They don't do it a lot because it's actually like. [00:35:48] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it'd kill our odds. [00:35:51] Speaker B: Well, no, because, like, some people don't like the fact of. But that a lot. Sometimes it is successful and they do have multiple children. [00:36:01] Speaker A: So like, like, I. I've seen eggs get, like, implanted with, you know, like, semen. I'm like, holy. Like, I. I don't know what needle they use, but it's like a, like, microscope. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. [00:36:18] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:18] Speaker C: Yeah, that's cool. [00:36:21] Speaker A: And they just like, poop one little semen in there and like, there you go. And then they just, like, toss it in or like, yeah, take that there. You're pregnant, you know, Gift of science. [00:36:32] Speaker B: Give me one minute, guys. [00:36:34] Speaker A: All right? [00:36:39] Speaker B: You should still talk, because I need to do. Go do something. [00:36:42] Speaker A: Go do something. I'm gonna sit here and make fun of California for a bit. But yeah, California is gonna be sitting here complaining non stop. So I'm like, we had a terrorism. [00:36:53] Speaker C: I have a thought. [00:36:54] Speaker A: What? [00:36:55] Speaker C: Okay, so I feel like bird. I feel like dinosaurs in picture books are, like, grossly under feathered. Like, I feel like dinosaurs are probably almost like full feathers the way birds are now. And so what if the T. Rex's little tiny arms were actually like, super pretty feathers that they used in their mating dance? And they waved them, like, back and forth like geishas with fans and that was their mating dance. [00:37:26] Speaker A: Or what if they were lizards? And what if, like, a T. Rex, like, got its arms ripped off or just never had arms and just like, you know, some, like, littler lizard, like, died next to it, and they're like, they just attached it and back. There you go. And like, this is how they looked. And like, the dinosaurs, like, you know, in a helmet. What the. I didn't look like that at all. Like, that's his punishment. It's like, it's like, no, like, no heat. It's like in the coolest part of, like, hell, because, like, I think they need heat or something. And they're like, dude, like, they like, the double keeps them, showing them. Like, look, this is what the humans think you look like. Like, I don't look like that. I have these giant chompers. I don't. I have two giant legs. I don't need arms. The would I do. Use the arms for my arms. Don't touch my mouth. Like, how would I. What, what would I use those for? [00:38:26] Speaker C: They're for mating purposes to attract females. [00:38:30] Speaker A: Like, I can't reach my penis with my arms. I can't even jerk myself off. These are useless arms. Cut them off. Yeah, like, like, you know, T. Rexes do, like, circumcision by just like biting off the arms. Like the little baby T. Rexes. Like, there you go. No arm T. Rex. It's like. Yeah. [00:38:48] Speaker B: Some people speculate that they're actually like, wings. They might have been wings. [00:38:53] Speaker A: That's hilarious. She missed like the entire beginning part of this. [00:38:56] Speaker B: I did, didn't I? [00:38:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:58] Speaker C: Courtney. [00:38:59] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:38:59] Speaker C: I think that. I think their little arms were actually had like, really like, pretty feathers on them and they were like fan shaped and they would like wave their like, little fan arms around like geishas, like, as like their mating dance for the female T. Rex. [00:39:14] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That is hilarious. Let's see. I wonder if there's any animations of T. Rex bird. [00:39:21] Speaker A: Of course there is. There's animations of T. Rexes with giant penises. Let's see it. T. Rex with giant penis. Oh, let's see what Today I learned. Yes, I'm over 18. Today I learned that paleontologists estimate the size of Tyrannosaurus rex penis to be around 12ft long. You. If my arms are that short, I evolve a longer penis too. [00:39:59] Speaker B: I mean, technically we never know how. How big they were unless they become a. A fossil. [00:40:08] Speaker A: I mean, if they died hard, then they'd have an extra little boner there. How did the T. Rex have sex? We need to talk about your ad blocker. Yeah, I'm good. They. They have no idea. No one has any idea. [00:40:32] Speaker C: No. Genitalia do not fossilize. [00:40:37] Speaker A: I like, I have a feeling like the T. Rex just gave, you know, like, had eggs like a lizard. [00:40:44] Speaker C: Well, of course it had eggs. Dinosaurs are birds. [00:40:48] Speaker A: Lizards are not birds. [00:40:49] Speaker C: Lizards are not birds. Correct. [00:40:51] Speaker A: And they, like the T. Rex just like, you know, came on the. Like, what if his penis was just like, somewhere like, like in the middle of his chest? Like, what. What if like, T. Rex just had like, middle chest penises and just use his little arms, like just jerk off on the eggs and back there they're all fertilized now. [00:41:06] Speaker C: I think my geisha fans are the best theory. [00:41:10] Speaker B: That's what they want it to be. [00:41:14] Speaker A: Yeah, just. Oh yeah, the fucking penis T. Rexes. [00:41:18] Speaker C: Why did I open my eyes? [00:41:20] Speaker B: Oh my God. I didn't even look it up. [00:41:23] Speaker C: I had purposely kept my eyes closed. I felt safe. And now there's that in my head. [00:41:29] Speaker A: So there's this 3D print of a T. Rex that's just like a penis has no arms, just a penis. Yeah, just like, you know, look up a t. Rex penis. 3D print. Dickasaurus. Oh yeah, the Dickasaurus. Yeah, this is great. BBC the sex life of dinosaurs. Like, I. I feel like, you know, mating with like another dinosaur that has sharp teeth, you know, it's like dangerous because, like, if you do something that like, upsets her in your dreams, one. [00:42:13] Speaker B: Of them does have arms. That one kind of looks creepy. [00:42:17] Speaker A: Yeah, they all look creepy. [00:42:19] Speaker B: Well, the ones with the rainbows, they kind of look cool to me. At least. I'm weird. [00:42:27] Speaker C: Oh, I do like the glow in the dark one. That's pretty funny. [00:42:33] Speaker A: I like this one that has like, come coming off. [00:42:35] Speaker B: Ew. [00:42:36] Speaker C: Ew, that's gross. [00:42:41] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. A big one with all the little ones around it. [00:42:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Ew. One of them, it has is like kind of skeletal. Ish. E. The. Oh, a dick turtle. [00:42:59] Speaker A: The. Is this like an emu penis? Holy. [00:43:02] Speaker C: I think it's an ostrich. [00:43:05] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:43:05] Speaker A: I thought they had flas. [00:43:09] Speaker B: Have you seen the one where they open like that, like an alien flower or whatever? [00:43:17] Speaker A: No, I've not seen an alien flower open. [00:43:21] Speaker B: I'm gonna send it to you. [00:43:22] Speaker A: All right, Send it over. [00:43:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:27] Speaker A: Like, I. I feel bad for everyone that can't see the, the horrible that we're seeing. [00:43:32] Speaker C: No, they are blessed to not have to. [00:43:34] Speaker A: Like, if you want to follow along, just go on Google, like look up like, you know, Dickasaurus. You know, any of that stuff. You'll. You'll see what we're talking about. There's a 3D print. Or if you've ever been at any 3D printed. [00:43:50] Speaker B: Oh my God, they have one. You know those long necked ones that were like one of the biggest dinosaurs? They have one of those on the freaking elephant with a dick trunk. [00:44:07] Speaker C: I really liked my life. It was nice. I didn't, I didn't know these things existed before. [00:44:13] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, no, like, trust me, it gets worse. [00:44:18] Speaker C: I do trust you on that. [00:44:21] Speaker A: Like, you know, look up like, Rule 34, dinosaur. You'll find What I mean, nope, I'm quite content. Well, let's go on to the next news story and get off of dinosaur penises and how they man accused of leaving child and hot in hot car to die gets family vacation improvement. In high court, a 37 year old Christopher Scrotum Lease is charged with second degree murder and child abuse. So yeah, throw him in jail forever. An Arizona man is accused of leaving his young child in a hot car leading to her death and reportedly got approval by the court to take a family vacation to Hawaii. Well, it's not really a family because your kids now dead. Yeah. In July 2024 first responders were called to the marina home for a report of an unresponsive child in a vehicle. They found a young girl in the car, blah, blah, blah blah. Dead. Yeah. Fucking throw this guy in prison forever. Don't let him go to Hawaii or let him go to Hawaii. And the plane crashes. [00:45:45] Speaker B: Oh my goodness. You know what's really sad? Danny Trejo, his father did that on purpose. [00:45:53] Speaker A: And then. [00:45:54] Speaker B: Yeah, so his, so he grew up with all girl cousins and so he was playing with dolls with them and his father saw and he beat him up. And then that weekend he shut him in a really hot car and his uncle saved him and his uncle was kind of let go because he was a criminal and like that's how Danny Trejo ended up getting into drugs and doing like that and it's really stupid. [00:46:31] Speaker A: Dude, Danny Trejo is awesome now. Yeah, like he does so much good for like the community and like takes care of his mom and like all kinds of. I'm like, dude, you know, you turned your life around and I'm like, I appreciate that, that you're no longer like a loser homeless guy and now you're, you know, you're worth something in society. That's awesome. Now there's a bunch of homeless people or lose their homeless people and I'm like, I need to get rid of them or have them beat up this 37 year old that killed his daughter. Like I, I feel like if you like we, we should put out like a bounty program for homeless people to like stop crime. It's like if you stop a crime, you get $1,000 and I guarantee you homeless people will be just be posted up waiting for a crime to happen. And it's like, give me your purse, miss. And like a homeless guy comes and like pisses on him and like I'm gonna eat your soul or something and like stops the crime and the police like we have to give him money now, God damn it. And then he, like, spends it all on crack and uses that crack to stop more crimes. And it's, like, gonna create, like, the weirdest superhero. Like, Like a drug addict that, you know, stops crime, doesn't do any of his own crime just to get more high. [00:48:02] Speaker C: I once saw a new cast, and it listed all the ways to help you remember your kids who are in the car to avoid this happening, because it's more common than you think it is. And, like, one of the. One of the suggestions was leave your phone with your kid in the back. Cause you know you're always going to look for your phone more than you're going to look for your fucking kid. [00:48:23] Speaker B: Yep, I know. [00:48:26] Speaker A: Or have your kids sit in the front with you. Why have your kids sitting in the back like you're Driving Miss Daisy? Knock it off. Like, if you're. [00:48:34] Speaker B: Because it's actually, it's. They have, like, it goes down by a lot if they sit in the back instead of the front. [00:48:44] Speaker A: Why? Because you might, like, you know, hit them in the head with your beer can and you throw it in your, you know, passenger trash can. [00:48:53] Speaker B: If you get in a car crash, the airbag goes off and it basically kills the baby. [00:48:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:59] Speaker B: I mean, especially we're facing. [00:49:02] Speaker A: So does, you know, leaving your kid in a hot car. You know, just be a better driver. How about that? Learn how to drive. Stop sign means stop. Red light means stop. You know, and getting drunk at the bar means stop. Like, boom. Everything else means go. Yield, go. Yellow light go. Get the. Out of my way. I don't care about y' all. You know, stop being a piece of on the road. Learn how to drive. And it's always the people that don't know how to drive that get all offended by that. Everyone else is like, yeah, I don't care. But on to the next story. Because that, that story was, like, way more depressing than I thought it was going to be. [00:49:47] Speaker C: What made you think it wasn't going to be depressing? [00:49:50] Speaker A: I thought the kid was going to survive or something like that. [00:49:52] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:49:53] Speaker A: You know, I mean, leaving child to die in hot car, you know, that doesn't say the child died. It just says, leaving child to die in a hot car. [00:50:05] Speaker C: Yes. [00:50:06] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, oh, well, you know, someone obviously broke the kid out. Nope. Kid dies. I'm like, oh, no. [00:50:11] Speaker C: That literally says die. [00:50:14] Speaker A: Well, I, I didn't. [00:50:15] Speaker C: Child to die. [00:50:16] Speaker A: I, I, I clicked on the title of it, and I didn't, like, Open it up. And I'm like, oh, no. [00:50:22] Speaker C: You know, this is your fault. [00:50:23] Speaker A: I know it is my fault. It's like, like, you know, like when you were looking at dickasauruses, like, this is my dickosaurus. I'm like, I don't like that. But I mean, he is 37 years old. He is a millennial. What can you expect from him? There it is. But this one, I did know what I was clicking on. Man died of blunt force injuries at US Zoo after suspected kangaroo fight. [00:50:51] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Did some idiot climb into the pit? [00:50:54] Speaker A: No. Even better. South Carolina officials invest. [00:50:58] Speaker C: Oh, my God. This is in South Carolina. [00:51:00] Speaker A: South Carolina officials investigating death of Eric Slate, 52 years old, and conditions of petting zoo owned by his brother. [00:51:11] Speaker C: What it was, huh? [00:51:13] Speaker A: Yeah. It gets so good. Officials in South Carolina are investigating the death of a man who is believed to have been killed while fighting a kangaroo in an enclosure at a children's petting zoo. Eric Slate, 52, died of multiple blunt force injuries. Local officials say that Slate, brother of Five Star Farm's owner, Robert Slate, like to enter the enclosure containing kangaroos, wallabies and rough house with kangaroo named Jack. What? Mark Cossey, a HORI council member, told Newsweek that the animal was not euthanized and that inspectors would visit the farm this week to look at the enclosure and assess the conditions at the zoo. A tribute posted to Facebook on Monday by Robert Slate featured the series of photographs of a man identified as Eric engaging with the kangaroos of almost the same height. Your memory live on. Your voice will be heard. And Jack, your bank buddy the kangaroo will be fine. That's hilarious. You. So, like, the. The kangaroo is not going to be killed. [00:52:36] Speaker C: No, obviously. [00:52:38] Speaker A: Obviously not. Because that kangaroo is a killer. And I. I wouldn't want to go in there and be, hey, I'm gonna have to kill you. And that kangaroo's gonna. I'm gonna add another body to my belt. [00:52:46] Speaker C: Why is this individual going inside and roughhousing with a kangaroo? [00:52:51] Speaker A: Because you think you can take on a kangaroo? Like, in my head, in my head. [00:52:57] Speaker C: You think you can take on a kangaroo? [00:52:58] Speaker A: Oh, absolutely fucking not. [00:53:00] Speaker C: Okay. Thank God. [00:53:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I've seen what kangaroos can do and how fucking deadly they are, especially with their fucking back feet. Holy shit. [00:53:10] Speaker B: Mm. [00:53:11] Speaker A: You know, I know what, they can fucking do that. But, you know, in my head, in, like, the back of my head, in my dumbest areas, I'm like, I could probably up that kangaroo. I can punch it in the face like that dude that punched the Kangaroo in the face. I was like holding his dog like the, the kangaroo like, had like the dog in like a chokehold and like, he had muscles like my legs like, holy. Like, like the kangaroo's arm muscles were insane. I'm like, holy. Like that kangaroo is jacked. And dude comes up and punches it in the face. He's like, the audacity of this. Kangaroo puts his arms up and like, the dog runs the away. He's like, dude, you want to go? You know? And he's like, yeah, let's go. He's like, you glad I'm on Australia right now? I'll pull out a gat and kill you. I have a pouch right here I can store a bunch of guns in. [00:54:07] Speaker C: Jesus. [00:54:09] Speaker A: If I was an American kangaroo, you'd be dead. I'd pull out a Glock. And. [00:54:15] Speaker C: It is entirely his fault that he died. [00:54:18] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:54:19] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:54:19] Speaker A: This is why it's hilarious. You know, and I, I feel bad for, you know, your brother Robert. You know, that sucks, bud. Your, your brother died, but, you know, don't let your idiot brother go in and play with kangaroos and wallabies. [00:54:33] Speaker C: And yeah, hopefully he's not letting the kids do it at the zoo. [00:54:38] Speaker A: Well, it's in an enclosure, so I think they just could like, look at them. Obviously now it's like, I, I, but I feel like your brother went and like, tried to like, you know, with it too hard and like, probably hit it and it's like, all right, you, now you. I'm gonna show you what wildlife's all about. Yeah. Death. And, you know, investigation continues going, you know, no risk to the community. A further statement from the farm owner stated that the kangaroo was not nor has ever been out of his secure enclosure and that the family owned facility has been dedicated to providing a safe and enriching environment for, for the animals and visitors alike. Well, not your brother, apparently. You know, your brother having a safe and enriching environment. Jesus Christ. Fatal human animal enclosures or encounters are rare petting zoos in the US but not entirely unheard of. In 2022, A. K was euthanized after escaping his enclosure at Shirley Farms and Tennessee and fatally trampling two men. God damn. [00:56:04] Speaker C: Yeah, you don't fuck with animals with hooves. [00:56:06] Speaker A: I don't fuck with camels or llamas at all. [00:56:10] Speaker C: Yeah, no. Once they're taller than you, it is game over. [00:56:13] Speaker A: I don't care if a fucking llama is shorter than me, I ain't fucking with it. I will show it reverence. I'm like, yes, sir. I'm gonna spit my face and start my balls off. And you know, moose and elk. Absolutely not Buffalo. No way. But, like, I'll see people big. I'm gonna go fucking touch the buffalo. You know, and it's like, you know, YouTube video. Watch this man get killed by a buffalo. I'm gonna go touch the buffalo. [00:56:43] Speaker C: Like, if they're going to go do that, quite honestly, I want them to die. I'm just like, you are so stupid. Please go take yourself out of the gene pool now. Like, I'd be mad if you didn't die. [00:56:59] Speaker A: All right, next news story. Town's water supply turns pink, making it undrinkable for residents that are pussies. My wife would love pink water. [00:57:11] Speaker C: Yes, they would. Preferably sparkling. [00:57:13] Speaker A: But this is in Kimbolton, Iowa. Hopefully I said that right. I don't think these people even have electricity. They obviously don't have clean water. A water tower malfunction is forcing people in western Iowa, town of Kimballton, Kim Ballton, to use bottles like, can you shower with it? Like. Like this is like, the real questions. [00:57:41] Speaker B: Like, so what's causing the pink is potassium permanganate. And it's a water treatment chemical. And if I. If too much, I think, is ingested, then it. [00:57:58] Speaker A: Then it can lead to, like, you know, pink insides. But, yeah, so, like, their filters, you know, kind of broke down. Like. Yeah, it's gonna be like a week or whatever before your water turns clear again. But, yeah, I mean, like, I feel like you can, like, piss in it and, like, take a dump in it and take a shower with it and be fine, or it turns the entire town bank. I think my. What? My wife would love that big. Yes, shower me with the pink water. And it's like, I am now a pink lady. Pink. [00:58:37] Speaker C: It's like in the episode of Pink Panther where he paints everything pink. [00:58:44] Speaker A: Is that a thing? [00:58:45] Speaker C: Yeah, there's an episode where he paints everything pink and there's a pink house with a flower out in front, and the sky is pink and the sun is pink. [00:58:54] Speaker B: I mean, so I guess they actually can drink it. [00:58:59] Speaker A: Okay. So, yeah, these people are just fucking pussies and they don't want to, you know. You know, just drink some pink water. Just like, a little bit. [00:59:08] Speaker B: I. Quite honestly, it would freak me out a little bit. [00:59:12] Speaker A: I mean, I think I just drink pink water. Like, if it was brown or yellow, I'm like, yeah, that or black. I think not drinking that water, but like, any other color, like, orange water. Fine, whatever. I'll drink it. I put worse things in my body, like orange. [00:59:30] Speaker B: So the one that the. In Kimbleton, they're testing the water to make sure it's safe to drink. [00:59:38] Speaker A: Yeah. And they're taking forever to do it. It's like, you know, like, give it to prisoners first and make, hey, you have to drink this pink water or nothing. But. Yeah, no, it's just like, you know, their water tower, you know, got filled up with this pink water. I'm like. And you know, they said have to like, wait for it to like, you know, drain out. And I'm sure that everyone's going to get like a free month of water or whatever like that. [01:00:10] Speaker C: What color is the Kool Aid? [01:00:13] Speaker A: Depends on what Kool Aid you make. But let's rapid fire the rest of these stories. The new United Health CEO suddenly steps down for personal reasons. Stephen Hemsley returned to CEO. CEO after Andrew Witty's surprising decision to leave the insurance giant. And United Health stocks are diving. You know, no one wants to be the CEO of this company where the last CEO got murdered. Panic. [01:00:55] Speaker B: Okay, so it actually. Sorry, guys. [01:00:58] Speaker A: What? [01:00:58] Speaker B: So it actually can be toxic. So it. But if you ingest too much, it can result in damage to the upper gastrointestinal tract and like, cause burns and like that. [01:01:11] Speaker A: Yeah, so can ibuprofen. You're fine, guys. Just drink it sparingly, you know, like. Or don't live in a town like that. That's also like a reasonable thing. So Poundland, which is like the dollar general of, you know, British, is going to be sold for one pound. After a wave of store closures, Hilarious power outage hits Energy chiefs press conference. Which is great as a brown out. [01:01:50] Speaker C: That's fantastic. [01:01:54] Speaker A: Pretty. Pretty sure. Yeah. This is in the Philippines, so it wasn't like American or nothing like that. Chess is banned in Afghanistan due to religious. Religious reasons. Probably because it has like a queen and it's like the most powerful piece that. That's fine. You know, you can just make new pieces. YouTube or. Mexico demands compensation from Mr. Beast after pyramid Chocolate video. I have no idea what the Pyramid Chocolate video is and I'm not gonna watch it because I don't care. But Mexico seek seeking compensation after it accused it of you, Mr. Beast, of using images from the country's ancient archaeological sites to advertise a chocolate brand. A man shows up to a job interview to find out he's been interviewed by AI. And if humans die out, octopus may build a new civilization. [01:03:00] Speaker C: I'm fine with that. [01:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm totally fine with that. [01:03:03] Speaker C: There's an anime about that, but it was squid instead of octopuses. [01:03:08] Speaker A: Yeah, there's like a little, there's like a anime relief. There's like a little squid person. I forget what that one was. [01:03:15] Speaker C: Oh, if you're thinking of the one with the princess, I'm thinking of a different one. [01:03:19] Speaker A: No, like, there's like a chick in a room and like, there's like a little squid that's like, running around her desk and she puts it in glass and she's like, what the is this? And it's like a little rambunctious little squid thing. [01:03:32] Speaker C: Yeah, that thing. That one's really cute. [01:03:38] Speaker A: But yeah, we, we'll go ahead and end right there. You know, we'll go ahead and skip off the. I, I, I had an advice. Our standards for men getting unrealistic, you know, and it was this dude that went on a date and he's like, women are, you know, wanting too much. And all the comments are like, dude, yeah, women are crazy. Let them get older, they'll drop their standards and you can get some. And another one with a wife that's been in isolation since the start of COVID and he wants to, like, get the out, but his wife is like, we're gonna die if we leave, you know, isolation. [01:04:27] Speaker B: Oh, my God, this lady needs to, like, get some help. [01:04:31] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I, I don't, you know, sit here and like, bash people that, you know, want to be overly cautious. If you want to still wear a mask, that's fine. You're allowed to still wear a mask if you are worried about getting sick or if you have someone at home that is, you know, immunocompromised, you know. Yeah. Stay safe and do what you need to do to, you know, keep you and your family safe and healthy. Yeah, I, I don't, I don't really care about that though. And yeah, you're gonna get ridiculed out there. But, you know, you can, you know, if you calmly explain to someone big, oh, my son has cancer at home, or something like that, then let's leave you the alone. Like, oh, okay. That makes perfect sense. I'm sorry about that. [01:05:20] Speaker C: You shouldn't have explained anything in the first place. Why do you need to be bothered? [01:05:26] Speaker A: I mean, you know, you might come across someone that, you know, might just say something rude to you just because. [01:05:32] Speaker C: Oh, my God, like that lady at the store. [01:05:35] Speaker A: Yeah, she was making, yeah, she was trying to make it funny. Joke. [01:05:37] Speaker C: No, it was insulting. [01:05:39] Speaker A: That's fine. [01:05:40] Speaker C: No, I was embarrassed. [01:05:43] Speaker A: And then you forgot about. [01:05:45] Speaker B: Joke about. [01:05:45] Speaker A: Okay, so my wife wears a boot, and she was wearing, like, a beautiful, like, sandal and, like, her boob. And the lady comes up, and it's like. [01:05:53] Speaker C: Like a walking boot. I'm injured. [01:05:56] Speaker A: And she's like, oh, it looks like your shoes don't match, you know? And I'm like, yeah, she needs to get two boots now. And it was hilarious. It was a cute little moment. [01:06:08] Speaker B: No, it was not actually funny. [01:06:10] Speaker C: It was humiliating. I work so hard to be pretty when I leave the house, and everyone still looks at the stupid boot. [01:06:17] Speaker B: First, Alex, make the boot pretty. [01:06:21] Speaker A: Put some flowers on the boot. You put some stickers on the gun. [01:06:25] Speaker C: I know, but I wear the boot at work, too, and I don't want stuff getting on it that can't be easily decontaminated. [01:06:32] Speaker A: Why can't you put stickers on your boot? Put some kitty stickers on your boot. That's fine. Yeah. My wife's just upset. Eat spaghetti. Because some lady thought she was being, you know, daring, and she's like, she's not being daring. [01:06:52] Speaker C: I'm allowed to feel how I feel. [01:06:54] Speaker A: It's fine. But that. That's been it for this week. We'll be back next week with some more stuff to fill up your ears and fill up an hour of your time, you know? And until then, enjoy your freedom for another week. Bye.