Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty, everybody. Welcome to the Human podcast. You know, the podcast that I do like every week. I'm Alex the truck. This is my wife, not the truck.
[00:00:12] Speaker B: I made pizza and it came out so good.
[00:00:14] Speaker A: She did. And then we got Courtney from. Yep, I'm here across the pond.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: My pizza came out super.
[00:00:21] Speaker A: Would you like to hop up, Mo?
Come here, Mochi.
I'm sure there's a pond in between us and you.
[00:00:30] Speaker B: God knows there's a mountain range.
[00:00:34] Speaker A: Yeah, you just get in a plane. Hop up. Just hop up. Come on.
Come on, baby girl. There, you happy now?
There. Sit calmly and, you know, don't do cat things because, you know, we all know that that's the most annoying thing. It's like, having kids would ruin my entire fucking shit right now.
Like, having a cat that just sits here and meows and is cute, it's like almost too much. I can deal with it.
But, like, having a kid that's like, oh, you look like a little me. You're not even cute.
Like, Jeffrey Epstein wouldn't even take you to his island if you paid him, you know? Eugh, ugly boy.
You know, you can only do that to fucking boys, though. Like, if you have a girl, like, all little girls. Oh, you're beautiful. You're a beautiful angel.
You're wonderful.
I mean, like, Courtney, like, how different would your life be if you had, like, a kid right now?
[00:01:55] Speaker C: Oh, it'd be very different.
[00:01:57] Speaker A: Like, would you hate. Do you hate that idea of, like, having kids of your own?
[00:02:03] Speaker C: No.
[00:02:05] Speaker A: You'Re just like, I'll have kids, I don't care.
[00:02:09] Speaker C: No, it's fine either way.
[00:02:13] Speaker A: No, it would ruin everything for me.
Like, anytime I see someone with, like, a bunch of kids, like, I was at a gun, a gun show today and I saw a bunch of parents with their kids, you know, walking through, you know, a lot of these kids were very adorable, you know, obedient and doing what they were supposed to do. Some of the kids were not running around and they had to consistently make announcements over the loudspeaker. Parents, make sure you have control of your kids and they do not handle any of the firearms or touch anything.
I heard that one about seven different times and it was all like some dude having to go and remind people, parents, you know, if you have kids, fuck off.
[00:03:14] Speaker B: Why did they bring him to a gun show?
[00:03:17] Speaker A: Cause they, they can't just leave them up, you know, at home to go look at guns.
[00:03:22] Speaker B: Oh, you need to hire someone.
[00:03:24] Speaker A: You need to hire a babysitter. And I, like, I feel like if they had, like.
Like a babysitter, you know, like bounce house and, like, you know, fun stuff for the kids to do while your parents went in and did something boring, you know, like house shows or gun shows, something that the kids are not that interested in. Like, there was only, like one table that had toys on it. They weren't even that good at toys.
[00:03:48] Speaker B: Yeah, that's not their market.
[00:03:51] Speaker A: I mean, you know, if you're there to make a. They had some gun stuff. Like, they had a couple knives and a couple guns. You know, get a table. Why not make some money?
But if you have, like, a babysitting service outside where it's like, hey, we have a fenced off area, so, you know, no one that's, you know, not allowed to be in this area can get into this area.
And, like, you get, like, a wristband like that matches your kidney. And so you have to come in, you know, match up your kid, do your wristband. Boom, you get to go.
And, like, I feel like that would be, like, the best way to do it.
And it would be like, you know, $15 or whatever. $20 and you'll watch your kid.
[00:04:38] Speaker B: I mean, I feel like it shouldn't be made more attractive.
[00:04:42] Speaker A: What, to have kids?
[00:04:44] Speaker B: No, like, to try to market to a young. For, like, trying to market to a younger audience?
[00:04:50] Speaker A: Well, no, like, this is for, like, you know, because sometimes, like, a single dad wants to go look at some guns. You know, it's not against the law for a dad, you know, like guns. You know, if he wants to bring his kid, the kids obviously not going to be interested in the guns.
Kids gonna be bored. But it's like, oh, look over here is like a fucking bounce house. The little fucking, you know, sand pit, a little jungle gym, you know, seesaw, you know, some swings, whatever, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All gated off so random people can't come and fucking talk to your kids.
And so your kids are safe while you go in. And there's someone, you know, at the entrance of the gate, you know, letting, you know, the parents in.
So, you know, your kids are kind of segregated, but all together. And for $20, you're not upset, you know, if your kid starts crying and if, you know, there's like, a serious thing, you have a wristband on, you know, with your, you know, number for your kid. You know, they just sharpie in a number.
That way it's not like a huge number, you know, it's like kid 23. There you go. Kid 23.
And you know, if there's a problem, hey, with the parent, a kid, 23 come, you know, claim your kidney and then boom, your kids biting and humping everybody.
Oh, well, shit, now we have to leave.
But, you know, $20, you know, do you go into like a home show or a garden show or, you know, something that's like, not interesting to kids? Home Depot. As a kid, I hated going to home depot. As an adult, I love it. And if I had kids, I'd bring them all the time. We're going to Home Depot. Fuck that. I don't want to go to Home Depot. It's boring.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: You didn't want to go to Home Depot when you were a kid? No, that was like the best thing ever.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: No, I hated it.
[00:06:47] Speaker B: Oh, my God, there was so much stuff I could touch. So much stuff I didn't get yelled at for touching, so much stuff I could touch.
[00:06:56] Speaker A: Yeah, nothing.
[00:07:00] Speaker C: Really.
[00:07:01] Speaker B: Yeah, sorry.
[00:07:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fine. But like, I had a, you know, great time there. It was a bunch of my fucking people at the gun show.
But like, the people that had like a wagon with them, go fuck yourself.
[00:07:24] Speaker B: Yeah, like, they had, like, it's great the kid's contained.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: No, the kid was outside the wagon.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:07:32] Speaker A: Walking around, you know, holding their dad's hand while the mom was fucking dragging this giant fucking wagon around.
Empty too. Like, if they had shit in there, I'd be like, okay, I understand.
I'm like, there's people with wheelchairs coming through and that, you know, that's alright. You know, I have no problem with that at all. And, you know, just having a good time, you know, in their wheelchair coming looking at guns and then fucking people with, you know, wagons running through the crowd.
Okay, fine, yeah, I'm like, don't do that. Leave your fucking strollers, leave your fucking wagons, you know, come in, look at your guns.
But there's so many guns there. I'm like, oh, I'll fucking be able to knock this out in like 2 hours. No, I'm close.
Like, I left at like nine, got done at five. Yeah, like, this was like a full time job just looking at all these guns.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: I already started dinner by the time you got home.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: The only regret is, like, I found like, a rifle after I had bought one.
Well, not a rifle, I found a pistol, an AR pistol after I had already bought an AR pistol. I'm like, like, no, I can't buy this one too.
But I'm like, fuck.
[00:09:00] Speaker B: Wait, was it cheaper?
[00:09:01] Speaker A: It was cheaper and it had more shit. Ah, but it was used, which, you know, wasn't the end of the world. I'm fine.
[00:09:10] Speaker B: I'm just like, ah, it is disappointing.
[00:09:14] Speaker A: Like. Yeah, like, I'm. Like. I had thought I'd gone through and saw everything, and I guess I just, like, pulled this out of the back and just like, there we go.
But next week, tattoo fest.
[00:09:31] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:09:32] Speaker A: So.
And I won't buy anything from Tatu Fest.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: I don't know. You can buy anything. I'm just. I'm just excited to go look around.
[00:09:42] Speaker A: I'm interested to see what tattoo fest actually is.
[00:09:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
And I'm hoping for some inspiration.
[00:09:51] Speaker C: Like, I want tattoo.
[00:09:54] Speaker A: What?
[00:09:56] Speaker C: I want to get another tattoo.
[00:09:58] Speaker B: Right? Yes.
[00:09:59] Speaker C: Yeah.
I'm debating if I should try to get, like, laser hair removal first.
[00:10:07] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[00:10:07] Speaker C: Or just bucket and say no. And now I don't care and just continue shaving because once I get the tattoo, I won't be able to do laser removal.
[00:10:19] Speaker A: Well, where do you want the tattoo on.
[00:10:21] Speaker C: On my leg.
[00:10:23] Speaker A: Just shave. It's fine.
[00:10:27] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:10:30] Speaker B: Courtney, how often does your leg hair honestly bother you?
[00:10:34] Speaker C: I have to shave, like, every two days.
[00:10:36] Speaker B: Jesus Christ.
[00:10:38] Speaker C: Because my hair grows fast.
[00:10:40] Speaker B: It does grow fast. I forgot.
[00:10:42] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:10:47] Speaker A: I mean, you can just, you know, just have it not bother you.
Just beg. Yeah, it's fine.
[00:10:56] Speaker C: It's one of the things I don't like about myself, having such dark hair. If it was lighter, I wouldn't care. But it's, like, super dark.
[00:11:09] Speaker A: I mean, just, like, do a social experiment and see who actually says some shit to you about it.
Unless your hair. Leg hair. Your leg hair is, like, as bad as, like, mine.
[00:11:22] Speaker B: Pretty close.
[00:11:23] Speaker A: Is it?
[00:11:24] Speaker B: Yeah, it's pretty close.
[00:11:27] Speaker A: If it's, like, you know, like, Frodo. Like leg hair. Like, hobbit leg hair, then, like, okay, maybe.
Yeah. Cause, like, I have, like, thick leg hair.
It's. But, like, as a dude, it's fine.
No one cares that I have leg hair.
[00:11:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:11:49] Speaker A: I mean, how much is, like, the laser hair removal?
[00:11:55] Speaker B: I don't know, like, this?
[00:11:57] Speaker C: Like.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: What even. Is that, like, is that stuff, like, permanent or does, like.
[00:12:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it kills, like, the air follicles so your hair doesn't go back.
[00:12:07] Speaker B: Can other hair follicles sprout?
[00:12:09] Speaker A: No.
[00:12:10] Speaker C: Nope.
It's, like, you have to do more than once, too.
[00:12:18] Speaker A: Yeah. You have multiple, you know, sessions.
[00:12:21] Speaker B: Oh. So it's a commitment.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: Well, once you do it enough, then you're good. They also have the at home ones, too.
At home laser, you know, hair removal kits.
[00:12:34] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Let's see how much that costs, actually, home laser hair removal.
Let's see what the sponsored one is.
$309.
[00:12:49] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:12:51] Speaker A: 94% hair reduction in just two weeks.
Surprise. I don't care.
Win air. Ten or $200 off.
Ooh. So you could, you know, win up to $200 off of this whole thing.
Oh, here's Braun, you know, $349.
[00:13:15] Speaker B: They're a good fucking brand. I love their shit.
[00:13:17] Speaker A: Yeah, Braun, you know, that's the way I kicked him, suit. Amazon has number one, $109, you know, so. Yeah, and they have a 50% coupon, too. So it's like $50, $60.
Wow. And it's a Urubu store, obviously some chinese brand. But.
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Quite honestly, when I start to see something like that, there's, like, a level where it gets kind of, like, suspiciously cheap. And I'm like, yeah, no, I don't trust that. Like, if the product's that too. Too cheap. Like, it's like, no, I don't trust it.
[00:14:00] Speaker A: I mean, like, sometimes when it's cheap enough, I'm like, I'll take a risk, you know? If it's, you know, complete garbage, I'll. I can throw it away, you know? But if it's good, I'm like, yeah, fuck it. I'll keep it later, but let's get into some news.
So, like, this is like, hindi fucking times.
Like hindu.
So a woman pays a hitman 50,000, whatever the fuck this, you know, number is, to murder daughter but gets killed herself.
[00:14:56] Speaker B: So then how do they know?
[00:15:01] Speaker A: Now I have to see. What the fuck? A rupee. It's an indian rupee. Jesus. That's all it takes. $600.
50,000 indian rupees is $600 us.
Oh, my gosh.
[00:15:18] Speaker B: I know, but their money is different, so it's more worth to them than it is to us.
[00:15:25] Speaker A: But, like, getting someone killed here in the United States is, like $10,000. So $10,000 is six, you know, $600 over there is 10,000 here.
That's great fucking money. I can go over there and live like a king.
But a 35 year old woman, Auca, hired a hitman to kill her daughter because she was fed up with the 17 year old's behavior. Alka got in touch with a 38 year old sub hash thing and paid him to murder her daughter. But there's one thing Alka didn't know.
Subhash was her daughter's lover.
The hitman, instead of killing the daughter, murdered Alka, according to a report in the Times of India.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: Wait, so the daughter is 17, and the dude's 38.
[00:16:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's in India, so I guess it's fine.
Don't. Yaka near Yam.
[00:16:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. Yeah. I can't deny anything.
[00:16:30] Speaker A: Alka's daughter had previously eloped with a man from their area, but she wasn't aware who her daughter was in a relationship with. After being sent to her maternal home in that area. Jesus Christ. The teenager began a phone relationship with Subhash. When Alka discovered the calls, she decided to take drastic action.
According to the report, Alka offered Subhash $50,000 on September 27 to kill her daughter.
However, Subhash revealed the plans to the teenager, who proposed an alternative, kill her mother, instead, promising to marry him if he did.
The pair confessed to the crime. During police questioning, Subhash and the teenager were arrested on Wednesday night. Police officials expressed astonishment in the twisted circumstances surrounding the case.
[00:17:25] Speaker C: What the. Why would you. I just don't understand why you would even charge the daughter the woman was planning on having murdered. She basically was protecting herself.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: I mean, I'm sure the daughter's not gonna get charged too hard. I mean, it was only the sub hash dude that did get fucking arrested.
But.
[00:17:54] Speaker B: Um, so, how was mom killed that it was, like, so super obvious that it needed to be investigated? And who reported her dead?
[00:18:03] Speaker A: I'm sure someone doesn't say who it was.
I'm sure he just came in, like, a rock or something and just bashed her head in something stupid.
But, I mean, what odds that you're like, I hate my daughter. I'm gonna have her killed, and then the first dude you find is fucking your daughter.
[00:18:34] Speaker B: How did he. How did she find him? Like, there are so many questions I have.
[00:18:38] Speaker A: Well, she's dead, so she can't answer them.
But, you know, how did she find him? I'm sure she, like, just looked on, you know, Indian Craigslist.
I'm looking for someone to kill my daughter.
Would someone out here please kill my daughter? She is very disrespectful and does not love me anymore.
I should feel bad for that fucking impersonation.
[00:19:05] Speaker B: You should.
You really should.
[00:19:10] Speaker A: She does not want to take over the family. 711.
But, yeah, I mean, I can get people killed for $600.
It, like, anytime, you know, someone scams me from India, I'll just remind them I have $600 to have you killed.
I can send that shit over right now and just, you know, have some crazy guy over in India go kill this guy that scammed me. I'll beg, dude. I'll fucking spring for a whole family package. Just beg. Hey, what can you do me for, like, $2,000? Just kill, like, an entire family.
Yeah, you gotta boom, boom, boom, boom. And just, like, you know, knock over an entire goddamn family. Like, that would be awesome.
Not. Not awesome.
My wife is, like, frowning at me back there.
[00:20:06] Speaker B: No, I'm thinking about stuff.
[00:20:13] Speaker A: What?
[00:20:14] Speaker B: My pizza was good.
[00:20:16] Speaker A: Okay, so my wife made pizza today, and she is very pleased with herself.
[00:20:20] Speaker B: I am.
[00:20:22] Speaker A: It was good pizza.
[00:20:24] Speaker B: It's been so long since I made pizza. It came out so good.
[00:20:28] Speaker A: Did you end up buying the pre made dough?
[00:20:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. Oh, my God, that was so much easier than making my own dough. And it, like, spread out, like, so nice. Like, I've never made dough as nice as that dough. I'm buying dough from now on, like, forever. Like, that was so easy. And, like, I just. It was so good for my hands. It was so for my hands. Yeah, pizza came out good.
[00:20:50] Speaker A: It did. It was very good. Like. Like, I remember growing up, my mom would get some boboli pizza. It was, like, pre made crust, and you just put shit on it.
She'd get, like, the cheap ones. Cause, you know, we were poor growing up, and she was just like, take all these fucking, you know, and just, like, make amazing pizzas with nothing, like. Like a magician. Like. Like any single mother ever. Like, they're just, like, magic women that just, like, make shit work.
And I'm like, I feel bad for you ladies, but, you know, you did make a mistake of letting, like, you know, some dude that worked at a gas station cummin ya.
And now you have to just, like, deal with that and become, like, a magical girl.
Like, knowing courtney's luck, she'll, like, give birth to, like, you know, the fucking next iteration of Jesus Christ. Be a virgin birth.
[00:21:58] Speaker B: Platinum.
[00:22:05] Speaker A: Like. Like, my favorite part about just, like, having, like, the video off is, like, when you talk, like, the bubble around you, it just says the letter c. It just goes boo. Yeah.
Like, you know how, like, my little logo just, you know, pops up? You know, just, like. Like, my whole logo is talking.
[00:22:27] Speaker C: Oh, so in the corner, there's, like, a little thing that has three bars in it, and it moves when you talk.
[00:22:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, no, like, I see myself and. Yeah, I have that little bar, and it does that. But, like, the little picture that you see of me, like, it goes. You know, it, like, expands when I talk, and it gets bigger when I talk louder.
[00:22:53] Speaker C: Yeah, mine doesn't do that on my side.
[00:22:57] Speaker A: Fucking apple people.
[00:23:00] Speaker C: Yeah.
Does it do it on your phone though, when you do it?
[00:23:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:06] Speaker C: Oh, really?
[00:23:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:23:09] Speaker C: It doesn't do it on probably.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't ever use it on my phone.
I'm always on my PC.
That way I can, you know, directly record it, you know, onto my sound board over here. How much?
Oh, my God. Like, you know what's awful is like, when you like, I wonder how much time I've done. I probably have done like an hour by now. And you look over, it's like 20 minutes. It's like, oh, no. And that's like anytime you go to work and you're like, is it time for lunch yet? And you look down at your watch or your cell phone to see what time it is. You've been at work for 15 minutes and it feels like you've been there for three years every goddamn time.
And you're like, oh, when can I go home? How many hours? 8 hours. And it's the longest 8 hours of your entire life. But the second you leave work, you know, the time speeds up. It's like fast forward to when you have to go back to work.
[00:24:18] Speaker B: I like it when the days are busy because then it moves faster also. Busy days are fun.
[00:24:25] Speaker C: Yeah. That's why I liked about busy days. Is it the. It really did go faster.
[00:24:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:34] Speaker C: But then all at the end of the day, I had to clean up, like, everything.
[00:24:42] Speaker A: What do you mean clean up everything?
[00:24:45] Speaker C: Like, you'd have to do all your side work. And so if it was busy to do your side work, then you had to, like, do it all at the end and take more time.
[00:24:58] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I just, I don't have any extra, like, side work. I just get my, like, the thing that sucks about being a trucker is like, I know what to expect. I know how long it's gonna be. And so I kind of have to, like, just check out mentally.
[00:25:12] Speaker B: You dissociate?
[00:25:14] Speaker A: I have to, yeah, like, I have to, like, you know, like, leave enough of my brain on to, like, safely drive me and avoid obstacles, but the rest just, you know, static until, like, I arrive.
I'm like, oh, I have to do it every day.
And just like, you know, just autopilot my way to my first stops.
And when it's snowing, I have to, like, fucking actually, like, pay a hundred percent attention. Yeah, I'm like, and it's supposed to snow this Friday?
[00:25:49] Speaker B: Yes. Oh, I'd be so excited.
[00:25:53] Speaker A: Why?
[00:25:54] Speaker B: Because we need the roof. Because we need water.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: We have plenty of water.
[00:25:59] Speaker B: No, we aren't a fucking trout. And it should have been snowing last month.
So, yes, I'm excited for a normal weather pattern at the normal time of the year. Sorry.
[00:26:09] Speaker A: Well, it just says it's gonna, like, fucking, like rain and then, like, maybe snow, but, like, let's see what it says now. Yeah, it's gonna Monday, rain Friday or rain and a little bit of snow, it's gonna get down to 32 degrees.
[00:26:24] Speaker B: Nights are getting cold enough, and I'm.
[00:26:27] Speaker A: Like, fucking super excited to, like, actually be able to, like, you know, snuggle in bed like that. That's, like, the only good part about winter.
[00:26:38] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:26:40] Speaker A: Is like, I wake up in the morning and all the cats are all snuggled in bed.
Like, this is the warmest area.
We're snuggling for warmth. We are getting along.
[00:26:50] Speaker B: Peace.
[00:26:54] Speaker A: Yes, Mochi. Even you. You snuggle the most.
You snuggle in between us.
[00:27:00] Speaker B: She does, brat.
[00:27:04] Speaker A: Yeah. And then it's just gonna get colder and colder and colder. Oh, man, I love this. This is. Oh, this is the best news I've seen in a long goddamn time.
[00:27:18] Speaker B: I should have got two of these.
[00:27:21] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. We did comedy the other night at Nano 108.
[00:27:28] Speaker B: Go back and get another one of these. This is. This is the best out they've had.
[00:27:32] Speaker A: Oh, I was totally supposed to go to the block tonight. Oh, well.
Oh, yeah, I totally, you know, totally spaced my mind. I'm like, you had plans? Well, I was talking to Ben, who is my best friend, who I should have just, like, put on this podcast.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: I know. I was like, is he not going to join?
[00:27:50] Speaker A: No, but, like, I don't want the podcast to be that funny.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: Oh, well.
[00:28:04] Speaker A: But yeah, let's get back into some fucking news. See, like, this is what happens. I completely, like, shut off, and I forget what I was talking about. Like, my mind hits a wall and, like, it trips over its own feet, and I forget exactly what I was talking about. Like, it just goes boo. I'm like. Like, my mind just kills itself and it's like, what were you talking about again? And I'm like, is this what it's like for old people all the fucking time?
It's like where you're, like, talking to, like, your grandkid. Who are you again?
Oh, you're my grandkid.
Very interesting. Now I feel bad for old people, but I love these dumbass news stories.
A woman who did not get a leaving card loses UK employment claim.
Karen. I don't even care what the last name is, just a Karen brought 40 complaints to tribunal including for sexual harassment and victimization.
A woman who sued her former employee after not giving have after not being given a leaving card had lost her case when it revealed that it had been hidden from her only after three people had signed it. Jesus, I'm terrible reader. Now.
Karen claimed that the failure to acknowledge her existence at the IAG, apparent company of British Airways, was a breach and equality law. However, a former colleague told the employment tribunal that managers had indeed bought a card, but did not present it to her because of the low number of signatures.
The judge said he believed it being more insulting to give her the card than not have a card at all. The tribunal was told that two menta also laid off during, you know, the restructuring at the company, which also owned airlines Air Lingus and Iberia, did not receive leaving cards either.
Karen, a former business liaison, led complaints against company for sexual harassment, victimization and unfair dismissed dismissal. But the tribunal dismissed every claim.
She only started working in the company in 2019. Fucking.
[00:30:39] Speaker B: That's five years.
[00:30:40] Speaker A: That's nothing that.
It's time. The end of 2024 had adopted a conspiracy theory mentality, mistaking normal workplace interactions for harassment.
When one claimed she said a comment, a colleague had copied her use of the word whiz in a card for a colleague, but corrected her by writing whiz with twosies instead. Jesus Christ.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
After she said she did all the hard work, you. You know, she was just being a fucking Karen.
How did she fucking lose her unemployment?
I guess she just tried to sue the company and lost. And like, that was what she was relying on for unemployment or no employment claim.
So, yeah, she was trying to say that everyone was sexually harassing her. Everyone was fucking being an asshole there. And, you know, she was like, I'm a victim. Yeah, she was being a true Karen. Holy shit.
Like, sometimes I just read the fucking titles of these stories and don't actually read the stories, cuz, you know, we started late today.
Yeah, this is. This was just a woman complaining that she didn't, you know, win money from her old employer.
Yeah, fuck you, Karen.
I'm glad you lost your case.
I'm glad that fucking the UK is a weird fucking place in this world.
Goddamn.
And this, this one happens like probably every two months. Cobb county sheriff called after Dep called deputies to help after Burger King got his order wrong.
Cobb County, Georgia body camera video showing deputies helping the Cobb county sheriff with a faulty fast food order started grabbing the attention of voters on Friday. So the sheriff of this county, like, the actual, like, police officer dude went to a fucking fast food restaurant, got the wrong food, and then called his underlings to come help him.
Ah, it's one of them Karen fucking days.
Each one shows a deputy responding to Burger King on Veterans Memorial highway in Mableton on March 4. In the video, the deputy is approached the Cobb county sheriff, Craig Owens, SrDH, in his truck parked in the parking lot. He tells one of them, hey, do me a favor.
I need to get all I need.
I need to get.
All I need is the owner's name and whoever owns this damn facility or the manager.
I wanted my passenger a whopper, no mayo, cut in half. They don't cut the fucking burgers in half.
They approached the restaurant doors, but the employees had locked themselves inside. Eventually they opened the doors for the deputies.
Yeah, so he just turns out to be a fucking Karen and then uses his fucking deputies to get in and harass hourly employees? What?
This guy is definitely not getting reelected. As.
[00:34:38] Speaker B: You know, sheriff, he was being a fucking Ken.
[00:34:44] Speaker A: Owens, who is up for reelection this year. And his opponent, David Cavendier, posted the video online early Friday morning.
[00:34:55] Speaker B: Damn.
[00:34:57] Speaker A: He was unable to talk on camera to channel two on Friday night because he was on duty for the Cobb County Police Department. If elected, Cavendir plans to hire Mike, some other dickhead as chief deputy.
You know? And yeah, his. The guy that's running against him is just against this fucking corrupt sheriff is like, yeah, look at what your old sheriff is gonna do. He's gonna harass your hourly employees. Fuck him.
Ah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Sometimes you're just hangry. Don't go to Burger King. I have to say this. Like, I don't know why people still plan to go to Burger King. Nothing on their menu is good.
Like, I can say that with all sincerity. Nothing on the Burger King menu is actually good.
[00:35:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:35:57] Speaker A: Am I wrong here?
[00:35:58] Speaker B: Absolutely not.
[00:36:01] Speaker A: Like, I've been, you know, around the block a bunch of fucking times.
[00:36:06] Speaker B: No, like, one time I was driving home from work and I was starving. I was so fucking hungry. Like, you know, when you get, like, hungry enough, you almost kind of feel nauseous. Like, I was starving, and the only restaurant open on the way home was a fucking Burger King. And I did not ever stop at that fucking Burger King. I chose to starve more over eating Burger King.
That's how bad it is.
[00:36:28] Speaker A: The last time I had Burger King, I just ordered a basic whopper. I'm like, I just want a basic hamburger.
And this was up in Woodland park.
And so I'm sitting.
[00:36:40] Speaker C: Have you going to what? What Burger Kings have you been going to?
[00:36:46] Speaker A: Just basic Burger Kings, man, they must.
[00:36:49] Speaker C: Be really shitty because our Burger King is actually really good.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: But, like. Like, I've been to multiple different states Burger Kings.
Um, and I don't know if it's just, like, the bad luck of the draw. They've just lost my fucking business.
Um, and, like, so I get this burger, and it is soaked like a sponge in grease. Like, I bite it and, like, fucking Niagara falls of grease just all over my shirt. Fucking disgusting.
[00:37:25] Speaker B: That's so nasty.
[00:37:26] Speaker A: And just, like, look down. Just, like, the entire burger is just, like, you know, just fucking wet.
Like, it's fine if you have, like, a little bit of grease in your burger, whatever. Yeah, burgers are not meant to be healthy.
[00:37:39] Speaker B: Yeah, but, I mean, they can't be.
[00:37:41] Speaker A: But let, like, I don't want a tofu burger, but, you know, when I look down and the burger is wet and the fucking bun is sopping wet and falling apart because it's so much goddamn grease.
[00:37:52] Speaker B: That is disgusting.
[00:37:53] Speaker A: And I throw the burger away, I'm like, how the fuck did you get it this bad? Yeah, like, you had.
[00:38:02] Speaker C: Honestly, that sounds so weird because ours has never been like that. And, like, it get. We do door dash. So, like, sometimes you expect the burgers to be really greasy, but no, ours have never been like that.
[00:38:18] Speaker A: Yeah, it was just fucking gross. And I'm like, yeah. Like, like, after too many times, just bad food at Burger King. I'm like, all right, Wendy's takes it.
I mean, McDonald's is just, you know, just as bad, except it's just fake food. Yeah, I'm like, oh, cool. It's just disgusting. Fake food.
[00:38:40] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Yeah. Cuz, like, I hadn't had McDonald's for a while. And then, like, I went and got it once on lunch because I need something, like, quick and easy. And I'm like, I like McDonald's. And so I ordered it. A, it was fucking gross, and then b, it, like, fucking wrecked my guy. I was sick for, like, two to three days before everything calmed back down and went back to normal. Like, that shit is. It literally is fake food. Like, my body was like, the fuck is this shit?
[00:39:07] Speaker A: And this is not an advertisement for Wendy's, but Wendy's as a goat. Like, anytime I've ever been to a Wendy's, there's been, like, the hardest working motherfuckers in there.
And, like, Wendy's like, the only place I'll go for, like, a fast food fucking burger at this point. In my life, you know, Taco Bell, I'll go there, like, you know, if I am sick and I need to, you know, have a diarrhea shit to get it all out of my system.
[00:39:34] Speaker B: Right. It's way better than taking Miralax for being constipated.
[00:39:38] Speaker A: Like, it tastes, like, terrible and good at the same time.
[00:39:42] Speaker B: Yeah, it's gross.
[00:39:44] Speaker A: Like, I can't explain it. It's like.
[00:39:46] Speaker B: It's crispy.
[00:39:47] Speaker A: It's like the worst tasting, best mexican ever.
[00:39:52] Speaker B: It's like fucking, what is it called? Red panda or something.
[00:39:56] Speaker A: Panda Express.
[00:39:57] Speaker B: Yeah, that.
[00:39:58] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't like, I don't have any qualms with them and just, you know, I feel like they're just expensive.
[00:40:04] Speaker B: I don't know where the red came from.
[00:40:08] Speaker A: No idea.
[00:40:09] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Maybe I was thinking of orange. And I don't like the color orange.
[00:40:15] Speaker A: But, yeah, I mean, Wendy's the goat for burgers is panera fast food.
[00:40:21] Speaker B: Or they. Above it?
[00:40:24] Speaker A: Panera bread. Yeah, no, they're a restaurant.
[00:40:27] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:40:30] Speaker A: If they have, like, people that are, like, dedicated to, like, you know, if they have clean restrooms, they're a restaurant. That's how I do it. If they have people that are actually, like, dedicated to cleaning the restrooms, then, yeah, you get the restaurant, you know, like, fast food places. It's like, you know, you don't have anybody to really, you know, sit here and, you know, take care of all your fucking restrooms.
[00:41:02] Speaker B: Don't die.
[00:41:04] Speaker A: I won't, but, like, I bought this chair from fucking goodwill, and it's, like, already starting to fall apart because you.
[00:41:14] Speaker B: Bought it from goodwill.
[00:41:16] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. What did I expect?
[00:41:18] Speaker B: Okay, you can. You can get hardboard furniture from, like, goodwill. Like. Like cabinets and, like, dressers or whatnot. Like, that stuff's all good, but chairs. Nuh uh.
[00:41:31] Speaker A: I mean, like, I just want, like, honestly, this is what it was. I was trying to get a fucking reclining chair because I wanted a reclining chair in my fucking office. Yeah, they only had one reclining chair and it was this motorized fucking piece of shit that's, like, already, like, falling apart after, like, two months.
[00:41:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:41:53] Speaker A: I mean, it's still, you know, standing.
[00:41:55] Speaker B: Up more comfortable than the last one.
[00:41:58] Speaker A: Oh, yes. It's tons more comfortable because it served a purpose.
[00:42:02] Speaker B: But not all.
[00:42:03] Speaker A: I mean, like, I, like, once it actually does fall apart, I'm gonna, like, replace a bunch of the pieces in it and then, you know, actually make it a good chair.
[00:42:11] Speaker B: You should just go get your lazy boy.
[00:42:13] Speaker A: I'm not. I'm not paying fucking $800 for a fucking chair.
What's that?
[00:42:19] Speaker B: Is that my phone?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
[00:42:23] Speaker A: What was that?
[00:42:24] Speaker B: Oh, it's my alarm. To take my medicine early in case I'm already in bed and feeling sleepy. Yeah, but I'm awake, so I'll take it later when the next alarm goes off.
[00:42:33] Speaker A: All right, let's go to the next story.
So a neo Nazi in the heart of Bavaria, where it was Hitler's favorite mountain.
[00:42:47] Speaker B: Oh, my God, this is even better. Now.
[00:42:52] Speaker A: On September 29, 2024, a 37 year old Mandev named Andras. Oh, fuck. Moosehuber.
[00:43:01] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Don't even try.
[00:43:02] Speaker A: Muns Huber Moonshuber lost his life during a hiking trip in Unstreamburg. A mountain notorious for its breathtaking views and its dark past is Adolf Hitler's favorite mountain.
But he was a neo Nazi that fell from Hitler's favorite fucking mountain and then died.
[00:43:30] Speaker B: You better be happy with that.
[00:43:34] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, just, like, let him, like, fucking, you know, be dead.
Oh, he was not. Okay, so he wasn't just any dude. So this dude.
Let's see. What is his fucking name? Andreas. We're just gonna call him Andreas? This fucking neo Nazi was not just any hiker. He was a senior board member on the third way, a neo Nazi group with roots deeply embedded in Bavaria's extremist scene.
He had joined a group of 30 fellow hikers, presumably looking to enjoy this. Could you not fucking mochi get.
[00:44:19] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:44:21] Speaker A: She fucking steps on all my shit. And I tell her not. I literally installed this horseshit for you so you could not do that.
So you could avoid fucking stepping on my shit.
And yet you do it anyway. Like, this is why I can't have kids. Like, if I was a kid, I'd hit it.
[00:44:39] Speaker B: I didn't know I'd strangle a baby.
[00:44:42] Speaker A: Like, if a kid came in and, like, you know, like, broke some of my shit, I'd be like, oh, hell no. Backhand.
[00:44:51] Speaker C: Oh, my.
[00:44:51] Speaker A: But, yeah, he was with 30 fucking people. Probably also fucking extremist neo Nazis.
And, yeah, so he, like, just fell, you know, lost his footing and just, you know, he tripped on an exposed route. Route plunging 60 meters down the rugged terrain. The fate. The fall was fatal, snuffing out the life of a man who devoted himself to a cause that many would argue outdated. The very ideologies that birthed it.
I hate when people fucking, you know, try and get fancy with their writing.
[00:45:32] Speaker C: Yeah, sometimes it's just.
[00:45:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he had significant influence in the group. And, yeah, fuck this guy. I'm glad he's dead.
[00:45:41] Speaker B: Oh, I was glad he said from the second I heard the title.
[00:45:47] Speaker A: Drawing mixtures of reactions.
Yeah, I mean, like, a donation page was set up for funeral cost. What? Gathered around $12,000.
[00:46:01] Speaker B: What?
That's so annoying.
[00:46:08] Speaker A: I mean, you know, even if you are racist, you know, like, I feel like I'm, like, a little bit racist. Like, a little. Am I. Am I my huge racist?
[00:46:17] Speaker B: You're about 40%, in my opinion.
[00:46:19] Speaker A: 40% racist? Yeah, I'm like the racist that you don't get fucking discriminated against.
Like, as a brown guy, I feel like I get some leeway to be racist.
[00:46:35] Speaker B: You want to be. I'm not judging you for it. You asked my opinion, therefore you got it.
[00:46:40] Speaker A: Like, I see a black man. I'm not. Not like, I bet he's gonna steal from me. No, I'm like, you know, I'm like, let me meet you first.
And it's like, hey, my name is fucking Diddy. I'm like, oh, no, never mind, dude, get on out here.
He's gonna steal all my baby oil.
That would be even funnier, though, if P. Diddy fucking stole the baby oil.
So he's.
[00:47:10] Speaker B: I don't understand what this means. What is P. Diddy? And why is there baby oil?
[00:47:16] Speaker A: So P. Diddy, puff daddy, he was a rapper back in the days.
[00:47:19] Speaker B: Oh, he was a person.
[00:47:20] Speaker A: He's a person. Yeah.
[00:47:21] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:47:23] Speaker A: And, you know, like, DMX, you know, like, all these fucking rappers, they just come off with a dumbass name. Like, oh, this is my name.
And so they, like, found, like, a bunch of, like, fucking baby oil.
And he was, like, being charged with, like, human trafficking, like, prostitutes and whatever, to, like, come over to, like, his place and, like, fuck and whatnot.
[00:47:50] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:47:52] Speaker A: So, yeah, he was, you know, guilty on that charge.
[00:47:55] Speaker B: So what does the baby oil have to do with anything?
[00:47:57] Speaker A: When they raided his house, because of the human trafficking whole thing, they found 1000 bottles of baby oil.
[00:48:07] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:48:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
What?
[00:48:14] Speaker C: Why?
Why would you have baby oil?
[00:48:17] Speaker B: What the fuck is baby oil? Like, you do? You pour it on babies?
[00:48:22] Speaker A: Well, yeah, it's like, a less harsh, like, oil that, you know, prevents, like, chub rub because they're always, like, you know, moving around and so get skin.
[00:48:33] Speaker B: Irritation from how much movement they need all the time.
[00:48:36] Speaker A: Have you seen, like, a fucking diaper rash? Yeah, it's fucking real.
[00:48:39] Speaker B: Okay. I know what scald looks like, but I only know what it looks like on. On kitties, which is.
[00:48:44] Speaker A: I don't know, I don't have babies, so I'm not sure how. Like, I don't go through, like, the baby section of, like, stores.
[00:48:53] Speaker B: So does it have to be baby or could you use, like, gasoline or something?
[00:48:58] Speaker A: I mean, you can definitely use gasoline on babies. It's absolutely fine. You can smoke above them. Oh, and ember touched my fucking gasoline soaked baby. Oh, my God, this baby is hot. And then like, Jeffrey Epstein comes in, it's like, oh, hot babies. And then he's like, oh, no, that's it. On fire, baby.
[00:49:18] Speaker B: So what did you do with all that oil?
I mean, did he have an explanation?
[00:49:22] Speaker A: Rub it on yourself?
Have freak offs? Yeah, he was a sexual deviant and he liked fucking.
And so he'd, like, use the baby oil as, like, lube, I guess.
[00:49:40] Speaker B: You say what he used it for?
[00:49:42] Speaker A: I didn't look that deep into it. I just asked one guy what he knew.
This is where I'm getting this information from. I asked one dude what he knew. Cause he seemed like he knew what was up.
That is where you're getting this source of information.
[00:49:59] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That is not a reliable source of information.
[00:50:01] Speaker A: Very. It's like it's Facebook, but it's face to Facebook.
[00:50:05] Speaker B: There are no. There are no sources listed at the bottom.
[00:50:11] Speaker A: Okay, let me. Let me find out.
What is the p. Diddy oil thing?
Sean Combs. Diddy has attempted to explain the thousand bottles of baby oil and lubricants. Sees by from his house.
He buys in bulk, says he lives near Costco and buys it bulk.
And he joked, have you sat in a parking lot in Costco and see what people walk out there with?
Yeah. And he's like, I have no idea. Yeah, that was his thing.
[00:50:56] Speaker B: Oh, my God. He literally. No, there.
[00:50:58] Speaker A: So this is a mystery, I guarantee you, is some sexual deviant shit. Obviously, it's always some sexual deviant shit. Anytime, you know, humans do something new, it's, you know, sexual deviant shit. Oh, let's put my dick into a fucking grapefruit. And now there's a term for it called grapefruiting where a woman will cut a hole into a grapefruit and even microwave it for a little bit, like a couple seconds so it doesn't get scalding. And then fucking jerk off men with it.
[00:51:31] Speaker B: Sounds great.
[00:51:34] Speaker A: Like, I don't know. Like, I don't want that to be how I find out that I'm allergic to grapefruit.
[00:51:40] Speaker C: Oh, wait, I thought you were allergic.
[00:51:44] Speaker A: I'm allergic to, like, melons, like cantaloupe honeydew.
[00:51:48] Speaker B: Well, one time I got you those orange slices, and you said they made the back of your throat itchy. And I was like, mmm, well, you won't be eating that again.
[00:51:57] Speaker A: No, I love oranges. I'll die to oranges. I don't care.
[00:52:05] Speaker C: I love mandarin oranges.
[00:52:10] Speaker A: I love the cuties. Like the fucking little ones.
[00:52:13] Speaker B: The little tiny, tiny ones. So, so much.
[00:52:17] Speaker A: Yeah, a bad racist is dead. I'm good.
Now. On to am I the asshole?
Am I the asshole by own? Chapter 1556. Husband says if a girl approaches them, he'll give in. So me and my husband haven't been really sexually active for two months. And honestly, I don't have any sex drive. Um, at the moment, I think my hormones are fucked in. Haven't had regular periods in two months. Then yesterday, I asked him, if a girl approaches you for sex, would you give in? He said yes. Then I asked him again in a serious tone, and again he said yes. I got really mad at him. And then he defended himself by saying, what about my needs? Not anything about you. Am I the asshole for thinking about divorcing him? I feel like I've lost the stability and security I have in our relationship based on that comment.
I saw my ob a week ago thinking I was pregnant, but no, I wasn't.
MD's still waiting for my test results.
She suspects it's my problem with my hormones, which could really mess up your sex drive. Husband knows this.
Edit. We were talking about the issue and mentioned that I feel sorry and guilty for not being able to fulfill his needs. But I jokingly asked the question and wanted to be reassured that I'm still enough. But it did backfire on me, girl.
[00:53:57] Speaker B: Like, at least people find these awful people.
[00:54:01] Speaker A: The.
[00:54:01] Speaker B: Who?
[00:54:02] Speaker A: The man or the woman?
[00:54:03] Speaker B: Both.
[00:54:05] Speaker A: Okay, the man. I I'm on his side. Honestly, I love the fucking first comment y'all fanny espouses.
But, like, if you're not, you know, letting your dude come for two months, why, like, why would he be with you?
Go ahead and divorce him.
[00:54:35] Speaker C: Well, I mean, when Alex got her iud in, didn't you not. Weren't you not able to have sex for a while?
[00:54:42] Speaker A: She has a mouth and hands, you.
[00:54:47] Speaker B: Know, as long she's not wrong.
Yeah, okay, just because. Okay, I wanted to have sex, but shit hurt downstairs, so obviously other stuff was going to happen. And I like giving blow jobs, so it was fine. Like, it just. It took a while for my vagina to, like, not hurt with sex, but once it. Once things were like, fine. And it was perfectly fine.
[00:55:13] Speaker C: I mean, what if, like, hormone related and you can do it?
[00:55:18] Speaker A: Then I'm turning around and walking the fuck out.
I'm like, oh, okay.
[00:55:25] Speaker C: Those little egg things that you use when you're on the road.
[00:55:30] Speaker A: I've never actually used one.
[00:55:34] Speaker C: Really?
[00:55:35] Speaker A: Never.
I've bought them as gag gifts. Like, I bought them for Christmas.
Um, and I gave my friend Trevin, like, a six pack of them, um, and then for. On his birthday, and they opened one on stage and fucking emptied the lube into it and, like, toss it in the crowd. Oh, that was a good time. I forgot about that.
But, yeah, no, like, I just dry dock it.
Just, like.
[00:56:16] Speaker C: I mean, what if Alex and her hands are being weird? Alex has weird hands.
[00:56:21] Speaker A: She's got creepy little baby hands. I know.
[00:56:23] Speaker C: Even rip them. And to top it off, does have creepy little baby hands. So, like, would you, like. I don't think you would. If she wasn't able to.
[00:56:37] Speaker A: I mean, like, if she was unable to perform sexually, like, do anything, she's like, I'm done with sex. I would expect her to be like, you can go out and, you know, have sex with other women.
Like, would that be fair thing?
[00:57:00] Speaker C: I don't think Alex would like that.
[00:57:02] Speaker A: No, of course. Nothing. But I don't know.
[00:57:05] Speaker B: I'm thinking.
[00:57:06] Speaker C: I mean, when you were single, did it really, like, how. How much action did you get? Probably not a lot.
[00:57:12] Speaker A: Quite a bit, actually.
You'd be surprised.
Like. Like, I met her when I was 18, and, like, when I was in boarding school. I was in boarding school at 16.
[00:57:31] Speaker C: That was for you guys.
[00:57:33] Speaker A: And, yeah, I had a few girlfriends, you know, before I met her.
[00:57:41] Speaker C: I mean, how long did you have to wait until she was 18?
[00:57:45] Speaker A: Not long.
[00:57:46] Speaker B: Yeah, we met in the fall.
[00:57:50] Speaker A: So. Yeah, like, a couple months. I got.
[00:57:53] Speaker C: Yeah, a couple months.
[00:57:55] Speaker A: Yeah, but I didn't have, like, you know, like, we weren't, like, married.
You know, this dude is married to this woman. So, like, they've already fucked. Like, once you break, you know, once you open pandora's box and you close it, you know, you're like, okay, then, you know, fuck you. I'm just gonna, you know, go start all over again.
Like, I feel like that's fair. Like, that. That's okay.
[00:58:26] Speaker B: Hey, us stupid shit. You're gonna get stupid responses. But, b, like, at least she's going to the doctor and doing something about it.
[00:58:40] Speaker A: I mean, you know, like, if.
Like, if she's, you know, constant, like, if the husband's trying to. And you know, entice her with something, like, you know, rubbing on her and giving her a massage and, like, trying to, you know, spark something up. Then, you know, and she's like, no, you put that away. Stop that. I don't like any of that. I don't like you touching me. Then just get a divorce. Yeah, you know, it might sound cold and callous. Just get a divorce. You know, you're done.
[00:59:17] Speaker B: No, it's not a happy relationship if one partner is unhappy and the other one's unaware because they can't communicate. And b, she needs to do something about it, so I'm happy she's going to her doctor.
[00:59:32] Speaker A: You know? Like. Like, if my wife came up to me, it's like, hey, we're done, and you can't fuck anyone else, you know, but we're done having sex.
[00:59:42] Speaker B: How many times have I told you? You can fuck all the men you want.
[00:59:46] Speaker A: Oh, a bunch.
[00:59:47] Speaker B: Exactly. So it's fine.
[00:59:49] Speaker A: I still don't go out and fuck men. I could, like, I legitimately could go out and find men to fuck. I just don't do it.
Like, I feel like it's, like, way better to, like, be, like, a cock tease for, like, gay men.
But I'm not. Like, I'm just like, like, a four.
If I was drunk, horny, and desperate, then, yeah, I guess. But you know, my guy. No, you're kind of mid, and I beg. What?
[01:00:30] Speaker B: I think you're the most handsome man on the planet.
[01:00:35] Speaker A: Me?
[01:00:36] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[01:00:37] Speaker A: Yeah. You have to say that.
[01:00:38] Speaker B: No, I wouldn't go out with you if you didn't look nice.
[01:00:42] Speaker A: Well, you're blind then.
[01:00:43] Speaker B: No, I know what characteristics I want, and I don't want in facial structure.
[01:00:49] Speaker A: But, so let's see what the comments say. Hope you're not planning a future with kids because of his mindset. Kids that a momentous. Um.
Hope you're not planning a future with kids because his mindset is the kind of mom that gets cheated on in the first six weeks post recovery where sex is not medically allowed.
Not the asshole. He tell you if he cheated? If he got the chance?
But I wonder if he said it in, like, a joking way.
I mean, honestly, like, just, like, even if you're like, just give him a hand job. Let him come, you know, let him, you know, release the demon, and then you're good.
You know, your obligation is taken care of. It's like if you had a job for too fucking long, you know, just, you know, phone it in, whatever. Here's a blowjob. Here's, you know, let me spit on your dick twice and fucked. Fucking wank you off. There you go. Enjoy.
That's all you have to do, ladies. It's easy, you know? Get him a flashlight. Like, flashlights are great, you know, just get a flashlight. Boom.
[01:02:04] Speaker B: Whatever happened to the blue one where I had the rollers that went up and down?
[01:02:08] Speaker A: It's in the room.
[01:02:09] Speaker B: It is?
[01:02:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:02:10] Speaker B: Cool. That one was cool. You said it was disappointing, but it looked cool.
[01:02:15] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fucking. Why? Okay, so it's like a fucking soda can and, like, it. Like, my dick doesn't touch the edges, and it makes me feel inadequate.
[01:02:26] Speaker B: What?
[01:02:27] Speaker A: My dick doesn't touch the edges of it, and it makes me feel inadequate.
[01:02:32] Speaker B: Do you touch the edges of me?
[01:02:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Of every time.
[01:02:35] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:02:36] Speaker A: Yeah. You're not a fucking hot dog down a hallway. This thing is a hot dog down a fucking hallway.
And I'm like, this is fucking sleeve of wizard. And it's a fucking mouth. And I'm like, all right, this is fucking, you know, I'm taking the batteries out and using it for something better. Like, you know, maybe I can power the bottom of a trash can.
All right, now to relationship advice by first impact with the impact spelled weird, how do I. 18 female, reject an insanely clingy 20 male after the first date?
So I went on this date with this guy yesterday, and from start to finish, it was one big mess of red flags and icks. Also, I thought he was 19. He is insanely clingy. Literally.
After meeting literally one time, for example, I gave the date a clear ending point by just saying I'd have to leave and go to the gym that evening, to which he enthusiastically insisted he joined.
I ended up saying in that moment, a simple, no, I'd like to go by myself. Then he started to force himself into my gym plans the following morning. Then he showed up at my workplace today, which made me feel insanely uncomfortable and so disrespected.
[01:03:58] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[01:03:59] Speaker A: As to his vape inside a small independent store and demanded to be to use my staff discount. The worst part is, after we parted ways last night, I never sent a single follow up message. So he did all this, and we hadn't even texted in less than 24 hours?
How do I reject this man?
I've never had to reject someone before.
[01:04:27] Speaker B: That's so creepy.
[01:04:29] Speaker A: Call the cops. Yeah, that's very simple. Call the cops. Get a restraining order.
[01:04:35] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's not right.
[01:04:36] Speaker A: Um, you know, yeah, like, just, like, dude, like, stop being this guy.
Let's see what the update is.
[01:04:49] Speaker C: Honestly, at this point, all she has to do is send him the Reddit post as long as it's a throwaway, and tell them, like, hey, you're fucking creep. Stay away from me.
[01:05:00] Speaker A: But there's an update. Update. He came into my work twice today. I'm still not a single message having been exchanged since the night we hung out. Last night. I drafted a message I would send him but wanted to send it approximately in the morning instead of 01:00 a.m. so I didn't get a chance to send it before. He paid me two visits today.
I told my manager about him and my coworkers are on alert. I'm also switching up my routines as many have suggested, but now I'm a bit more ambivalent about the hard rejection.
I hope I said that word right.
Yeah. Call the police. Get a restraining order.
You know, this guy is psycho level. Yeah, as a, another dude, what the fuck? You know?
[01:05:52] Speaker C: Yeah. People are fucking weird.
[01:05:54] Speaker A: And you have to be a forthright. Tell him you're not interested. Wish him the best luck.
Yeah, I mean, you can, you know, tell him, hey, fuck off, we're done. I'm, you know, you're, you're creepy and I don't want you around. Please.
[01:06:08] Speaker C: Yeah.
[01:06:10] Speaker A: Yeah. And someone said, please don't. Make sure you make, make sure he doesn't follow you home. Exactly. Yeah, this isn't clean. This is creepy.
Yeah, it's creepy and aggressive. Seems like you're underreacting here, to be honest.
[01:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah.
[01:06:37] Speaker A: Yeah. This is more than clicked. Clingy. This is creepy and aggressive. Yeah, you know, stalker behavior. Be vigilant. Yeah, just, just, you know, get ready for a restraining order, girl.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, like, I'm a bad dude. Like, me, myself, and I. I am a bad person. This guy, worse.
So.
But that's it for this week. You know, kind of a phoned in, you know, episode. It's like, kind of like when you've been married for too long, you're like, I'm just gonna give half ass kind of lingus.
Go pee.
We'll see you all next week. And, you know, I'm sure I'll talk about some more, more dumb shit. I'll have more better episode ready, so bye.
