Trouble In School

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty. Hello and welcome, everybody, to the Human podcast. I am your host, Alex the Truck. With me, I have my wife, not the truck. And we have Courtney from across the land. Yep. And another week and everyone in the world is talking about the plane crash. I want to fucking do another throwback episode. I love throwback episodes. You know, I want to talk about fucking high school and fucking getting detention and all the trouble I used to get into that way. Like, my mom has something interesting to hear that she never really fucking knew about. So growing up, like, I was, like, kind of a latchkey kid. That means, like, I had the keys to the front door and both parents were gone, you know, at work, you know, when I got home from school. So I came home to an empty house. And I would get in trouble so goddamn often at school. And, like, cell phones weren't really a huge thing. It was like, hey, what's your house number? And so anytime I'd get a detention or, like, in school suspension, I would run home after school and delete the message off the answering machine. And I already knew how to do cursive. And I just back. Yep, she saw it, she signed it, we're all good. And I thought I would get away with this forever. I did. I absolutely did. Nothing bad ever happened. I would have to, like, you know, take, you know, lunches and do, like, lunch detention and lunch suspensions, which I never knew the difference. Hi, Mochi. [00:01:56] Speaker B: You can get suspended from eating meals in school. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Nope. You just have to do it in a different room. [00:02:03] Speaker B: Oh, so you're just by yourself. [00:02:05] Speaker A: You're with, like, you know, 10 other people that are bad. Mochi, can you, like, you know, not do that? Yes. I love you. You're the greatest cat in the world. And you're about to hate me when this Batman mask is done. [00:02:22] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Yes. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Like, I started printing out Batman masks for the cats so we can do the thing. Yeah. What are you doing? Yes. I love you. [00:02:45] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:02:46] Speaker A: I. I know she like my cat. Like, you know, she knows, like, when I'm busy and, like, that's when she wants, like, the most amount of attention. Like. Like, if you ever want, you know, a chance to, you know, be a parent, but you can't really afford it, and you want to, you know, be able to give up whenever you want, get a cat, you know, like, you. You can pick up a cat, put it in a separate room and say, no, and it'll be fine. But they are the neediest little in the world. Mochi. Yes. Okay, but so yeah, like I, I would get suspended and I'd get, you know, detentions all the time. And you know, it was never like, they didn't do like the weekend anymore because that was done. But it was always like, you know, get to school early or whatever and you know, go do your detention. And I, I would, I'd sit there and be like, okay, this isn't. And I, I'd run home that like, the school would have called, you know, hi, this is, you know, the school calling for Alex. He got a detective, like, message deleted. And they never heard a word of it. I'm sure they, they heard a bunch of them. But because I, I, you know, I forget that there's, you know, parent teacher conferences where like my teachers meet my parents and they came in for them. I'm like, oh, you don't actually have to go in for that. That, that's, it's dumb. You don't have to meet any of these people. They're wasting your time. [00:04:41] Speaker B: Oh my God. That just makes it even more suspicious. [00:04:45] Speaker A: And you know, and the, the one time that the school called and my parents caught it before me, it was like my senior year of high school and I had always, I got into like the second to last step from the bottom of the bus and jumped out, you know, bye, bye, you know, being hella cool. And this day I'm gonna jump from the top step all the way to the ground. And I thought this was a brilliant idea. I'm like, this is gonna, you know, probably get me like, points for that. I can turn in later. It's gonna be great. And so I get to the top step, you know, kind of take like a little running leap so I can make all the steps and get to the outside of the bus. But the top of my head hit like the foam above the door and the back of my head hit the bottom step of the school bus. Blood everywhere, immediately. And I'm embarrassed, you know, and I, I, I've always worn black, so it wasn't obviously it wasn't obvious, it wasn't obvious from like the jump, but you know, and people were making fun of me and I'm like, oh no, all my points I was going to cash in for later. Ah, they're gone. And you know, it, it was fine. But you know, people were making fun of me on the bus. Ah, loser. Idiot. Ah, godamn. You know, it's fine. I'm about to graduate anyway. It doesn't matter. And the bus driver was really mad at me. For doing it, and it was fine. I'm like, well, okay, whatever. We're good. I'm fine. I'm alive. And so I'm, like, walking back to my. My house with my friends, and, like, one of them gets, like, ghost white. And, like, dude, you're bleeding, like, a lot. I'm like, what? I'm like, what are you talking about? And I look down, there's, like, blood, like, all over my shoes. Blood everywhere. And I'm like, oh, I am bleeding a lot. I'm like, I'm fine, though. It's a head wound. They do that. They bleed. He's like, dude, like, you probably have to go to the hospital. I'm like, I don't. You know, hospitals are for pussies that can't, you know, use duct tape. And so, you know, I punch in the code for the garage door and expecting no one to be home, and I'm like, I'll fucking delete the message. I'll clean up the blood, delete the message. Everything will be good. No one will know, you know. The garage door raises, and I see my mom's minivan in there. She's not supposed to be home, and there's no way that she could have, like, gotten a phone call and gotten home before me, but I'm like, oh, shit. And so, like, I. I go in, and there's a laundry room right off the garage. And I'm just taking white towels and soaking them in blood. And my mom shouts down from upstairs. She's like, alex, the school called. Are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, Mom, I'm okay. She's like, okay, we have to go get your cap and gown today. And that's why she was home. I'm like, oh, fuck. And so I'm. I hear her, you know, walking down the stairs to come see me. I have, you know, like, three red towels that were previously white. And I'm just, like, you know, holding my head together. I'm like, ah. You know, and she comes in. She's like, oh, my God, you know, we need to go hospital. And I. Could I somehow convince her that we don't. And I'm fine. Every. She's like, demands to see the wound, you know, And I got in, like, no trouble for that, which was great, you know, And. And I miss those days where I could get hurt. And it won't be awful, because now if, like, I get, like, a. You know, if I fall, it's gonna hurt me for, like, a week if I. If I did that. Same thing today. It'd be like a headache for a month. Be like crippling, like, oh, I'm dying now. I, I just, I just missed my youth. [00:09:51] Speaker B: Why do you feel old? [00:09:58] Speaker A: Like, I think about exercising and I'm already out of breath. Like, like that, that, that's how it is. I, I, I, I think about, I'm like, oh yeah. I, I, I, I, I look at stairs and I'm like, no way. Like I, I wake up, you know, in the morning and like, I'll, I'll think about getting on the road and starting my day early. I'm like, I could do it. And then like, my body is like, no, you can't, idiot. And really what it is, last Thursday I was in my hotel and I woke up Friday morning, 2:30 in the morning. I, I, I made a video, I made a, a whole ass video. Let me, let me play this, Let me, let me actually connect it to the Bluetooth so, so everyone here could hear. All right, I accidentally hit the applause button. I know. All right, so this was me, you know, in my hotel bed. That's next door that you're hearing. And it's just vicious pounding against the headboard. And I go over to my clock and it's 2:30 in the morning. For an hour this went on and an entire God, like it woke me up. And I'm like, this guy has stamina to where I do not. And it makes me miss when I was younger like that, that, that's, that's where all this comes from is getting woken up at 2:30 in the morning to like two hours of like vicious. [00:12:25] Speaker B: That's too long. [00:12:30] Speaker C: I don't know how people can do like this colonies and sex and stuff where it lasts for hours. It just seems tiring. [00:12:39] Speaker A: Had the stamina of a horse. Like, yeah, I, I kind of like wanted to like, you know, wake up early and wait for like watch who came out of that room and just kind of give him a fist bump. Like, dude, hell yeah, brother. You know, what's your secret? You know, and then I feel like, you know, two women would walk out of the room like, oh, well, obvious. I'm like, hell yes, sister. What's your secret? Yeah, but to wake me up, like you can't, you know, hear too much. Like I can hear loud conversations and screaming and you know, loud tv. I have never once been woken up at that hotel by another hotel, another hotel in Cortez. It was like deep in the winter and I, I remember this, I, I, I wake up to Like a smack. Like, you know, just smack. And it delayed. Just smack. You know, this went for, like, 30 minutes, and then vicious for, like, five minutes. And I'm like, all right. Yeah, reasonable. That. That guy was reasonable. Cool. Like, 30 minutes of, you know, doing your whole thing. Hell, yeah. You're a fucking normal person. This guy. Two hours of vicious fucking. You know, I don't even think I could do that in my prime. [00:14:33] Speaker B: I would not want to fuck for two hours. That'd be so tiring. I'd be so sore afterwards. I'd be so. It would be like. If you pass the edge of a good sore. I think my throw is, like, a good sore amount, but that would be too much. I mean, I like the right sore amount. Just find out who. [00:14:55] Speaker A: Who it was. But I. I didn't want to, like, go digging. I'm like, I don't care that much, but I do know that they're a local in Durango, and I'm like, oh, my God. They. They were probably someone I knew. Oh, my God. What if it was an Asian kid? [00:15:21] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:15:23] Speaker A: Okay, so, you know, Thursday night I went out and played cards against humanity with a bunch of friends. I did a whole tournament. I won the tournament, got first place. It was great. There was an Asian kid there, kind of quiet, didn't say much, and he was staying at the same hotel as I was, and he was kind of a local. I'm like, I wonder if that's what was in that room, because he was quiet. But, you know, if he, like, went out, fucking, hit the bars, and then brought home a chick to, like, fuck like an animal, I'm like, okay. Yeah, Like, I just. Just like a mousey little Asian boy. Like a God. I could see it. Marvel, you got your new superhero. Okay, Like. Like, that's all he can do. Just, like, he really good. Doesn't do anything else. See, this is why we need, like, more men on the podcast. Let's get into some news stories. Y'all remember Derek Chauvin? That dude that knelt on the dude's neck and killed him? [00:16:41] Speaker B: Oh, he's not dead. [00:16:42] Speaker C: No. [00:16:42] Speaker B: He's in jail, and he's still not dead. [00:16:45] Speaker A: He's still not dead. No. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:16:47] Speaker A: I'm sure the Aryan Brotherhood has protected his ass. But another lady, formerly employed by Public Works Department, has filed a lawsuit last May that she was a victim of excessive force and wrongful arrest. She acknowledged that she was drunk on January 17, 2020, and depressed over her impending divorce. And she got stuck in the snow for several hours. And apparently Derek Chauvin came out, yanked her out of her vehicle, and kneeled on her neck. Then the city of Minneapolis had to pay this woman $600,000 to settle the lawsuit. You know what I think? Derek Chavin kneeled on my neck. You know, I will take less than $600,000. I'll take. [00:17:52] Speaker B: No, you're a man. You're worth even more money, babe. [00:17:55] Speaker A: I'll take $5,000. Minneapolis, if you're. If you're paying out and you hear this Minneapolis, He. He might have kneeled on my neck. He might have knelt on my neck. He might have treated it like a pew in church. You know, five G's. I go away. I don't even talk about this ever again. I'll delete this entire episode, you know. But if not, it stays up and Derek shop and was on my neck. But yeah, Miss Patty Day. Good. Good for you. You know, you shouldn't have been in your car. You shouldn't have been drunk. But she's only getting $175,000 in. Her attorneys are getting 425, 000, so. [00:18:49] Speaker B: Well, yeah, of course the attorneys are who. [00:18:51] Speaker A: Who make money, which I think is kind of up. [00:18:54] Speaker B: It's super up. [00:18:56] Speaker A: It. It's like, you know, you as a lawyer, you know, like that, that's called. [00:19:06] Speaker B: I feel like it's like the inverse of a loan shark. [00:19:09] Speaker A: No, there's a word for it where you take money. Like, I had it at the tip of my tongue. I was about to say it, and it's like, went away. It's like where. It's extortion is what it is. [00:19:20] Speaker B: Yes. [00:19:22] Speaker A: And like, the second that the world starts to, you know, go to and everything starts to fall the apart, you know, attorneys are gonna get their asses beat. It's like, oh, I was an attorney my entire life. Oh, and you want to be a part of our little commune of people that actually did no, you can go, you know, try and survive out there with the bears. You. So, yeah, I mean, you know, good. Good for that. But, you know, kind of like the attorneys that are making, you know, millions of dollars with, like, little to no overhead. It's like, I know the law and so I get to make money. It's like, yeah, but we could just go into anarchy and laws no longer apply, you know, what are you going to do? Absolutely nothing. Yeah. So scientists are now casting doubt on the US Groundhog's weather forecast. I don't know if you know about groundhog day, which is February 2nd, I believe that's when it always does. But like a little groundhog will fucking come out. If it like sees its shadow, it's like, oh, more winter or whatever. And if it comes out, it's like, okay, we're all good. And scientists are like, this is stupid. And, and for once I agree with scientists, you know, and there's like a. What, what the kind of name is that punk squalid name? Phil. We're just gonna name him Phil. Made famous by a 1993 film, Groundhog's Day, that attracts visitors every second. February to Pennsylvania. [00:21:35] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. Did you know that woodchucks and groundhogs are the same thing? Because I only, I only learned that recently. [00:21:48] Speaker A: What did you think a woodchuck was? [00:21:51] Speaker B: I thought it was a beaver. [00:21:55] Speaker A: Beavers are beavers. But the US States tradition of using a large rodent to predict the season states back to the Pennsylvania Dutch belief that if a groundhog left its burrow and saw its shadow, it would scurry back inside and winter would go on for six more weeks. [00:22:13] Speaker B: Oh, my God. It's just a wives tale. [00:22:17] Speaker A: And scientists now are like, this is. Some professional forecasters have warned that Phil's prediction on Sunday will probably be way off the mark. NOAA has concluded only 35% of Phil's forecast have proven to be accurate. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Why is this a thing? Like, why are scientists picking on this? It's fun, it's cute. It doesn't need to be broken down into why it's wrong. [00:22:51] Speaker A: I mean, it. But it's, it's wrong. It's fine. [00:22:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but it doesn't hurt. [00:22:59] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, it's a dumb fucking thing. It's like people believing in Jesus. [00:23:04] Speaker B: Okay? Now all the time people come in when they're like, like they're long haired cats to be like, oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's a Maine coon. Or like they have a cat and like, oh, I think it's a Bengal. One's really just like a tabby. And it's like, you know what? It doesn't matter if you think your cat's a Bengal. Congratulations, you have a Bengal. Like, that's all. Like, I'm perfectly fine. If they want to keep thinking they have a special breed, but all they really have is a special cat. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Well, I mean, don't different breeds have different things wrong with them? [00:23:32] Speaker B: They do, but like, if something's obviously not a purebred and that's what the owner says it is, I'm perfectly fine with Them thinking that, like, if it's an actual purebred, then yeah, there's stuff we need to be more considerate about or like the type of drugs we use or. Some cats are more prone to dental disease, some certain cancers, like conditions. But like, if it's just like a domestic short hair or long hair, it's whatever breed you want it to be. Although I will call the long hairs Teacup Maine Coons. [00:24:03] Speaker A: Teacup Maine Coons. [00:24:05] Speaker B: You remember, like, the teacup pigs that were like all the rage, that, like, we're supposed to be miniature pigs, but they just grew up into full size pigs. That's why I call them Teacup Maine Coons. [00:24:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, teacup pigs do exist. They can go into a teacup, they can go into a tea kettle, and then they can go into a teapot and then, you know, into a tea bath. And then they get huge. They're like £400. Yeah, pigs are pigs. Like, like, let me see, what is the smallest full grown pig? [00:24:50] Speaker B: I know there's. [00:24:52] Speaker A: Yeah, the mini pig. The groten. The Groten Gin mini pig is the smallest known full grown domestic pig breed weighing 77 pounds fully grown. [00:25:06] Speaker B: Is there a smaller undomesticated pig breed? [00:25:10] Speaker A: No, this is the smallest one. [00:25:11] Speaker B: Well, the domestic. Is there. Is there a undomesticated one that's smaller? Because I know there's like pygmy hogs and that kind of stuff. Oh, yay. I. Okay, cool. [00:25:21] Speaker A: Yeah, pygmy hogs. [00:25:22] Speaker B: I was like, that's. I was like, pygmy hogs are, like, so much smaller. I don't understand. [00:25:27] Speaker A: The minimum adult weight of 14 pounds. [00:25:29] Speaker B: Yes, they are petite. I was so confused when you said £77. [00:25:34] Speaker A: I'm like, critically endangered and only found in Manas national park of Assam, India. [00:25:44] Speaker B: Ah, they're awfully cute. [00:25:47] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, it looks like a boar. It's like. [00:25:49] Speaker B: It is a boar. It's an undomesticated pig. It's not domesticated. [00:25:54] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like having like a little Wilbur like that. That's cute. It's like a. You know, it's like a mediumsized dog, basically. [00:26:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:06] Speaker B: I mean, sometimes you have to take pet pigs in to get faceless because as they get older, their bro starts to overgrow their eyes. And so the le. When they start being. When they start being able to see less, they start to get really aggressive with the owner and it's just like, oh, well, maybe things that. Maybe things have turned and got time to put the Thing down of one day, one vet was like, you know what they can't fucking see? Cut a lump of skin across their eyes. Freedom. And all of a sudden, that pig went back to being nice. And I was like, oh, they just need a facelift. So if your pet pig gets grumpy all of a sudden around like, 10, 12 years and is his burrow starting to grow down, just go get a. [00:26:43] Speaker A: Facelift or just don't have a fucking pet pig. They're farm animals. They're the stinkiest farm animals ever. Like, I don't know, they're kind of like mushrooms. [00:26:54] Speaker B: They take. They can withstand all the muck. [00:26:57] Speaker A: Yeah. But like. Like, pig is God awful. [00:27:03] Speaker B: Horseshit is God awful. [00:27:04] Speaker A: No, horseshit is fine. [00:27:07] Speaker B: I'm sorry, what? [00:27:08] Speaker A: Horseshit is fine. [00:27:11] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:27:12] Speaker A: Compared. Compared to big, like, you know, I. I go up into, like, the areas that have, like, the Amish or whatever they want to go by. I don't really care. They're. They're nice people. They don't interact with anybody else. You know, they have their own rules in their own society, and it works for them. [00:27:33] Speaker B: Okay. No, horse dung is awful because you know what it smells like? Diabetic cat piss. It's triggering for me. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Yeah, but it, like, I need to take you to a pig farm. I don't think you've ever been. [00:27:46] Speaker B: No, I have not. The day I was supposed to go tour a pig farm in my vet tech program, I, like you, decided to jump from the top step of the van onto the ground. I landed wrong. My ankle twisted in a very unhelpful. It. It fucking hurt. It hurts so bad. Like, the teacher was like, oh, shit. And so she had to take me to, like, the nearest, like, urging care because I had not sprained my foot that bad in a very long while. So, no, I did not get to go to the pig farm. But also, I wasn't that sad. Pigs are loud. They squeal. [00:28:20] Speaker A: Apparently there's. Is this a real pig farm or is it just, you know. [00:28:31] Speaker B: I'm sorry, what did you just say? [00:28:32] Speaker A: Is this a real pig farm? It says flying pig farm. [00:28:38] Speaker B: Okay. For a second I thought if they were for real flying pigs. [00:28:42] Speaker A: No, obviously they're not flying pigs. What? [00:28:46] Speaker C: Oh, sorry. I just realized I. So the weed that I was doing makes me, like, super wide awake for the podcast, but I'm also trying to go to bed after I put my grand under the bed in about an hour and a half and because I want to get up early to go to a yoga Class. Sorry. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Nice meat to cook with though. It's forgiving over long term, long time. [00:29:18] Speaker C: I'm trying to like, be healthier. I got like this unlimited class. Like you can take as many classes as you want and it's, it's really fun. It's. It works out like as long as you take over six classes a month. You're basically paying for it. Like, it pays for it. So I just need to. I usually take about like two to three classes a week since this month started. Yeah, I'm so sore. And then actually on top of that, I've also been doing two Pilates classes though, like last week we missed it because of freaking weather. They freaking closed down the school. Cancel classes because of the wind. I can understand though why, but California. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Is still on fire. [00:30:14] Speaker A: I. I think it's. [00:30:16] Speaker C: So. [00:30:19] Speaker A: Are the LA fires contained? Yeah. [00:30:25] Speaker C: Cool. [00:30:25] Speaker A: They're 100 contained and completely once again. [00:30:28] Speaker B: Dropped off the map because social media is controlled by the government. [00:30:33] Speaker A: No, yeah, they're, they're all, you know, taken care of. I'm like, good. You know, people came together to support California. Let insurance, you know, now take the lead and you know, like, let's see how many Luigi Manion come out of the woodworks to be like, hey, are you going to pay for my house that burnt down? And you know, they're like, no, we're not doing that. It's like, okay, you're going to get shot. But yes, we, we can very easily go out and buy pigs and. [00:31:15] Speaker B: You're not buying pigs. [00:31:17] Speaker A: $300 for a whole pig. [00:31:21] Speaker B: I am more than happy to learn how to and butcher the pig. I am not caring for a live pig. You must bring home. [00:31:30] Speaker A: Oh, no, no, it's to. For a dead pig. [00:31:34] Speaker B: Okay. It is a carcass. [00:31:35] Speaker A: Yeah. What you think? I'm just like, you know, yeah, it's. [00:31:39] Speaker B: You almost had me fooled with the damn sugar glider. Okay. [00:31:42] Speaker A: Yeah, you can, you know, buy a half pig for $150, you know, or a whole pig for 300. Well, deposit, but yeah. Hanging weight is expected to be 200 pounds, give or take 25 pounds. It's a butcher fee for each pig of the butcher, you'll pay. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Oh, they'll butcher it for you. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:32:12] Speaker B: It's okay. Well, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm here for this. [00:32:16] Speaker A: It having a butcher take care of like pigs. Like, I can do a squirrel. Like, I can take care of a squirrel pretty easy, you know, like, they're actually pretty goddamn easy to take care of. Just cut off their Fucking, you know, hands and feet and skin it. You just pull it apart and then chop off its head. I. I mean, what's wrong with that? And then after. After it's all, you know, skinned, you gut it, you know, take it all the shit out from inside and then go inside, rinse it off and cook it. It's. It's decent eating. It's kind of jerky ish if you overcook it, but it's fine. [00:32:59] Speaker B: Potatoes. [00:33:01] Speaker A: Yeah. But let's get on to the next story. They're redesigning the Euro over in Europe, and they. They are having Beethoven be on one of the notes, probably. [00:33:26] Speaker B: That's amazing. [00:33:28] Speaker A: Yeah, he. He's really good with the notes, and now he's on the notes. Also, Marie Curie. [00:33:36] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:33:39] Speaker A: I don't know who Maria Callas is. [00:33:42] Speaker B: But I also don't know, and I feel bad about that. [00:33:45] Speaker A: I mean, you should know who Marie Curie is. [00:33:47] Speaker B: I know who that is. [00:33:49] Speaker A: Yeah. The radioactive Bamp over here. [00:33:54] Speaker B: She voted her life and death to science. [00:33:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, her coffin's still radioactive matter. [00:34:02] Speaker B: Respect. [00:34:04] Speaker A: But, yeah, they're organizing a contest for the designers and all that, so it's gonna be a while, but. And that'd be cool to have new notes. A woman is building a retreat for the pardon January 6th offenders. [00:34:25] Speaker B: That's a life decision right there. [00:34:28] Speaker A: Yeah, that big life decision. Jenny cuddle, a pardoned January 6th offender herself, is building a retreat for fellow. [00:34:41] Speaker B: Pardoned offenders because they're so traumatized. [00:34:46] Speaker A: I mean, you know, they were, you know, like, in jail and. [00:34:50] Speaker B: Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. That's what happens when you start a riot. Mind blowing. [00:34:56] Speaker A: I mean, like, how cool is it that the FBI only have to watch one area now? Just watch the resort and see what they're gonna do. But this is down in Texas, so we'll see what happens. And this one, I just read the, you know, title of it, and it blew my mind. New Zealand's Mount Taranaki is now legally a person, a mountain. Yeah. The desert. The death. The designation recognizes the mountain as a sacred ancestor of the Morori and relinquishes government ownership. [00:35:41] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This is super important. Yes. Oh, my God, this is so cool. [00:35:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Yes. [00:35:50] Speaker A: Mount Taranaki. Taranaki, a towering 8002 that's not even that tall. 8, 000 foot strato volcano, popular among skier snowboardings, was recognized as a legal person in New Zealand on Thursday. Known by its Maori name, Taranaki Man Ma Nuga, the Mountain is the latest natural feature in the country to be granted rights, powers, duties and responsibilities and liabilities of a person. That means people can probably sue the mountain if they fall. [00:36:39] Speaker B: Oh, this is just recognition of the original people that were there before the government just slammed in and just wipe the board across. Or like, this is ours now. This is the returning of the natural people. [00:36:51] Speaker A: And they're like, yeah, but this isn't America doing this. So I mean, this is New Zealand. [00:36:56] Speaker B: Which makes it even better. [00:36:58] Speaker A: Yeah. New Zealand became the first country in the world to grant living rights to natural features in 2014 when it recognized the personhood of a natural sacred forest in the North Island. Yes. With guardianship handed to the to hold tribe. [00:37:18] Speaker B: This is so cool. I'm so pleased. [00:37:20] Speaker A: And in 2017, a river was deemed human and turned over to the local iwi. Hope I'm saying that. All right. I'm probably not. I don't care. But you know, that, that's cool. I mean, you know, that's interesting that they're like, yeah, this is, you know, go ahead and have your, you know, thing that you like. And they do. So that, that's awesome for you, New Zealand. Another, another reason why you guys are awesome. And we'll never be like you. [00:37:59] Speaker B: To our shame. [00:38:02] Speaker A: But. But back onto America. Suspect faces felony charges after breaking into Atlanta area mall for Cinnabon someone. [00:38:15] Speaker B: I feel like this is like a compliment to Cinnabon. Someone's willing to commit crimes for their. [00:38:22] Speaker A: Now that's hilariously ad for on this page is the fucking plane crash. But doesn't even say who it was. That. That's hilarious. [00:38:43] Speaker B: Now I want Cinnabon. [00:38:46] Speaker A: See, here's what I think should happen is like you break into the mall for Cinnabon. You should have to be locked in a room with like 20 cinnabons. Like the fig fat Cinnabons. And you have to eat them all. Like that should be your, your punishment. You have to eat like 20 in a row. You don't get anything else. You don't get. You get water and Cinnabon. And I guarantee you after like 20 of them, you're never gonna want Cinnabon ever again. And you cannot leave the room until all the Cinnabon is gone. Like you have to like lick the paper. And it's like lock them in a cell with like 20 cinnabons. Like, I, I feel like that that's a good punishment for this guy unless. [00:39:35] Speaker C: He can actually eat them all. [00:39:37] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like they're, they're like Good. C. Like, not up. Cinnabons. Like, like, good. Like, gooey Cinnabons. Like, I'm sure, like, the first three are going to be heaven. And, like, the next three are gonna make. Yeah, Cinnabon. And then, like, the next three, you're like, okay, I have nine. Oh, I have 11 more of these. And then by 15, you're like, I hate my life. And by, like, 18, you're like, I got two more. Oh, God. And by 20, you're never gonna want to Cinnabon ever again. Like, that's how it goes for fucking eggnog. Every. Every season for eggnog. You know, I'll get gallons of this. I'm like, yeah, eggnog. Hell, yeah. And then I drink it to where I'm like, get that away from me. Disgusting. And I'm like, I don't want eggnog. So, yeah, just, like, do that for this guy. And, yeah. [00:40:50] Speaker B: I don't know. Cinnamon did Bundt cakes. [00:40:53] Speaker A: Yeah, they do all kinds of crazy. [00:40:54] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, it's got cheesecake, though. That's gross. [00:41:01] Speaker A: Aim. So this is from, like, the furry community and, you know, not throwing shade. Yeah, you do you. A man invests over $12,000 into a realistic dog costume to open a unique animal experience zoo. Tokohoo became an Internet sensation after claiming he wanted to live as a border collie. Opened his own zoo and Toko Toco Zoo in Japan. You know, obviously, this is a Japanese dude, and. [00:41:39] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's okay. That outfit is perfect and amazing. [00:41:43] Speaker A: I love it. Share my screen. Where is it? Share. There we go. That way you can see it. [00:42:00] Speaker C: Courtney, already. [00:42:03] Speaker B: I want a realistic cat suit like that that I can just walk around the house. So much fun. [00:42:10] Speaker A: So this is a guy in a dog suit. [00:42:13] Speaker B: It's perfect. It looks so much like a dog. [00:42:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he spent $12,000 on it. [00:42:20] Speaker B: It is money well spent. [00:42:22] Speaker A: And this guy has been doing this for a while. I. I've heard about him way back in the day, and, you know, he. [00:42:34] Speaker B: He, like, he's living his best life, and I'm jealous. [00:42:41] Speaker A: But, yeah, like, I. I saw him, you know, back before he had this suit, and, yeah, this is all he wanted. But the zoo opens the stores several times a month. Participants can book a morning or afternoon session for a hefty fee, over $250 per person, which includes wearing an Alaskan malamute costume. The ultra realistic dog suit features a functioning mouth, but customers are warned that operating may be challenging for those with stiff muscles. You know, so pretty much you get to go in and be the animal. You get to go in and, you know, be in the outfit. [00:43:32] Speaker B: All I do it if it's a cat outfit. [00:43:36] Speaker A: I, I, I'm sure that I'm not a free. [00:43:38] Speaker B: Right? [00:43:40] Speaker A: I mean, not yet. [00:43:45] Speaker B: Fine. I'd make a really good cat. [00:43:53] Speaker A: Yeah. He said, when I was a child, I thought it'd be great if there's a service that allowed me to become an animal. Yeah. Japanese people are fucking weird. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Like, he's living his best life. [00:44:03] Speaker A: No, no doubt. [00:44:04] Speaker B: But, yeah, it's like, I'm jealous of this. I'm not even gonna lie. [00:44:07] Speaker A: I, I thought for sure that he was going to be in the outfit and he was going to, you know, go around, you know, pretending to be a dog and letting people pet him for, like, $250 for, like, you know, a morning or an afternoon. You just has to, like, do tricks as a dog and shit and, you know, go on walks and, you know, like, that. I would pay, you know, like, 250 bucks to have, like, a human dog. That'd be fun. [00:44:45] Speaker B: It's all yours. [00:44:51] Speaker A: I mean, like, I, I like dogs. I feel way. I, I, I wouldn't feel as bad when we have to, like, take it to put it down and, like, euthanize it back. Oh, no. This dog is, like, 65. We have to go euthanize it. [00:45:07] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:45:10] Speaker A: It, like, I, you know, I, I wouldn't cry. Like, that wouldn't be no Marley and me. Like, like, anytime, like, there's, like, a movie where, like, the dog dies. I'm like, no, why are you killing the dog? It's like, like, where the Red Fern Grows. I'm like, oh, my God. [00:45:31] Speaker B: That was traumatizing. No one warned me. I read that book with absolutely no warning. It hurts so bad. Oh, my God. And they just had to detail how the dog died from, like, the freaking cougar attack. Like, they did not need to go into that much detail. [00:45:49] Speaker A: Yeah, or like, Old Yeller. [00:45:51] Speaker B: I never read Old Yeller. [00:45:53] Speaker A: I think, like, old, like, dies of, like, a snakehead that gets, like, chopped off by a hoe and, like, goes up and, like, gets bit anyway. [00:46:01] Speaker B: Oh, I've seen the one with, like, the kid and the, like, rat and, like, the deer. [00:46:07] Speaker A: You know, Marley and Me was another great one. Oh, what was that? That police dog one? There's a the what? It was a police dog movie with Bill Murray. Police dog movie with Bill Murray? No, police dog movie where the dog dies. Oh, my. It wasn't muzzle. Fuck. [00:46:42] Speaker C: Dogs go to heaven or something. [00:46:44] Speaker A: No, I forgot that one. It was all dogs go to Turner and Hooch. There it is. Turner and Hooch. Yeah, that. That one. Like, he hate, like, he spends, like, most of the movie hating this vicious, like, police dog. And it's such a. It, like, destroys his apartment, destroys his life. You know, the only reason he keeps it around is because there's, like, a pretty girl that loves his dog. And. But, like, at the end of the movie, like, the dog comes and, like, saves his life, and the dog ends up getting shot and dies. And it's so, like, depressing because, like, now he is, like, just learned to love the dog and it's like, ah. And, you know, now it's dead. And at the very end of the movie, like, the girl's dog and the dog have, like, a baby. And so he comes in like the apartment's destroyed again. He's like a little puppy, like, oh, that. That's one way to soften the blow. [00:47:58] Speaker B: Reincarnation. [00:48:02] Speaker A: Oh, my dog. [00:48:03] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:48:04] Speaker A: That. That mamoose sucked. Anyway. Old Yeller. Yeah, there he is. A dog's purpose. I haven't watched that one because it seems stupid. It's the one where the, you know, dog has, like, an inner voice and it's like a different dog, and it's like, hey, I'm your dog. [00:48:30] Speaker C: Well, it keeps on getting reborn as a dog. [00:48:33] Speaker A: Yeah. I am legend. Yeah, that. That one was kind of bad. [00:48:37] Speaker B: But the dog dies, and I am legend. [00:48:39] Speaker A: Yes. I didn't. [00:48:40] Speaker B: Okay. I've never seen the movie. I did not know the dog died. What the. [00:48:44] Speaker A: The dog gets transformed into a zombie and he has to kill it. [00:48:49] Speaker B: That's awful. [00:48:50] Speaker A: Like, in, like, snap its neck. Like, that is so terrible. [00:48:54] Speaker B: Why would. Why. Why would someone write that? And why would someone watch that? [00:48:59] Speaker A: It was like. [00:48:59] Speaker B: That's just mean. [00:49:01] Speaker A: Pretty good. [00:49:02] Speaker B: That's just me. [00:49:03] Speaker A: Oh, he. He dies. Tail. But. [00:49:06] Speaker C: Yep. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Again, I know nothing about the movie. Nothing. [00:49:11] Speaker A: Oh, John Wick. Yeah, they. They killed the dog too early in the. John Wick, the dog is never killed. [00:49:17] Speaker B: It's just. [00:49:18] Speaker A: What are you talking about? The dog. The first. [00:49:20] Speaker B: No, dog should never be killed. [00:49:22] Speaker A: In John Wick. Yeah, they killed. [00:49:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. And it was. It was only a puppy, too. [00:49:28] Speaker A: Hachi. A dog's tail. Oh, that one was depressing. I don't know if you know the story about Hachi. [00:49:35] Speaker B: I do not. Hachi means eight, right? [00:49:37] Speaker A: Yeah. So it was like. It was this fucking dog that fucking, you know, waited. Waited for its owner, like, every goddamn day at, like, a train stop. Because, like, you know, the owner would come back from work and every day would just sit there and just, you know, wait for its owner to come back. But its owner died, like, at work and just never came home. And this dog just sat there every fucking day until it died. It's like, oh, brutal. Marley and me, number one. How's this number one? Probably because it's a golden good boy. And it's like, ah, we love golden good boys. [00:50:24] Speaker B: Good boys always do die too soon. They're just little cancer machines. [00:50:29] Speaker A: All right, but final, final news story of the day. Justin Trudeau, who is about to retire anyway, announces a 25 retaliatory tariff on U.S. goods starting Tuesday. Wednesday, World War III is going to start, and we're just going to take over Canada. So it's going to be fine. Justin Trudeau, if you don't know, it's Prime Minister of Canada, he's been a piece of freezing truckers bank accounts when they were protesting against all his making to where, you know, truckers in Canada couldn't access any of their money, pretty much labeling them as terrorists. This guy is a huge piece of. And I want him dead. So, yeah, you, Justin Trudeau, we're not gonna pay any of those tariffs, and your entire country is now gonna suffer. And I guarantee you the next leader is gonna lift those tariffs immediately or they're gonna suffer really bad. But let's get into. Am I the, you know, am I the for hating Justin Trudeau? No, not. But this one's by organized Zen 8 or no, original Zen 8. Am I the for telling a woman her baby is not a miracle? Oh, God. Yeah, exactly. Like, that way I can get you women in here. I'm 15 female here. [00:52:09] Speaker B: Oh, it's a teenager. Oh, God. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Like, oh, it's all that immediate. Like, yes, my baby half brother was born a few months ago. My stepmother has baby fever right now and is arranging mommy and baby events at her house and keeps inviting other moms and babies around. I don't care. They can do it as long as they don't bother me. She usually wants me to help prep and clean up, which I don't like doing as it's not my problem and they're not my guests. Anyway, this last week, and a woman was here and a babe and a baby, and she was going around showing the baby to everyone, asking them, is she not a miracle? Honestly, it was obnoxious, but I wasn't rude and I Didn't say anything until I was going out to see my friends. And she stopped me and said, is she, Is she not a miracle? And she offered me a chance to hold the baby. And I asked, you want an honest answer to that? And she said yes, and I said no. Tens and thousands of them are made every day. It's the furthest thing from miracle. She was annoying, short sighted and rude. I didn't say anything and laughed. Later that night, my stepmother and dad told me I was rude to their guests and I should have reassured her that her child is special because she is special to her. I honestly don't care. And they want me to apologize and I don't see why I should. She was the one who stopped me to ask me a question and I offered to bow out, but she wanted an honest answer, so I gave it. Am I the asshole? [00:53:54] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:53:55] Speaker B: Teenagers are like cats. [00:54:00] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:54:02] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:54:03] Speaker B: This is amazing. [00:54:06] Speaker A: If, you know, you had. If this woman had, you know, complications and, you know, it was more difficult for her, you know, medically difficult for her to get pregnant. You know, maybe, but it's like, you know, I don't know, you. You know, you're just here showing everyone a baby. You know, they're pretty easy to make. Yeah, I. I agree with you, Op. Yeah. Babies are not miracles. Babies are, in fact, parasites that ruin people's lives. They come out of chew on nipples and step on dreams. You know that. That's it. That's all a baby is. I don't have one for a reason, because I don't want one. [00:54:47] Speaker B: And I like my titties the way they are. [00:54:50] Speaker A: You know, it's like if, like the only reason I would ever get a kid is if, like, you know, a million bad things were to happen. And, you know, I would get like, you know, middle aged kids. Like, that sounds weird. Like, like kids like in their tens and like teens. You mean tweens, like Ben's kids? Like, if Ben and, you know, his wife die and then like the grandparents die and then everyone else dies, like, it has to be like a fucking series of really unfortunate events. And then, you know, I get their house and then, you know, raise them for the rest of their time. [00:55:29] Speaker B: You will be doing that on your own. Just FYI, I will be dipping from that situation. [00:55:36] Speaker A: I mean, they're not bad kids. [00:55:38] Speaker B: I don't love you that much, babe. [00:55:41] Speaker A: I mean, like, nothing that bad is gonna ever happen, right? Like, like if the. If, like they're all to die, like, then, like the entire family would die. You know that I'd be like really sad and like, okay, let's see what people have to say in the comments. [00:56:00] Speaker B: Oh my God. OP is the best thing ever. Legend. [00:56:06] Speaker A: This is why you must learn the proper deployment of the most useful word in the English language. Huh? With right emphasis. It can be very versatile. [00:56:22] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:56:25] Speaker A: My brothers and I would see how long we can go with saying only saying aha and yup to my dad while he was talking to us. Entire lectures in one ear and out the other. Well, we just stood there nodding. Huh. Yep. Man, this is if I don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all moment. Also in my head I picture stupid Aubrey Plaza playing you in the reenactment. Ah, the teenager years. Such fun. Lol. I had a terrible second pregnancy and my kids were only 13 months apart. I had postpartum depression and felt awful. One of the lovely old ladies at church asked me if I was happy to have them so close together as she did that I thought it was wonderful. I stared at her and said it was the worst decision I ever made. She looked at me back in shock and my mom gently lit me away. I probably didn't contaminate anyone with my babies are hell wide. [00:57:38] Speaker C: Oh my God. That is funny. Oh my God. [00:57:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you know, don't ask questions you don't want true answers to. You know, you ask everyone. Isn't my baby the cutest? No, it's a sack of potatoes, you idiot. Why would you. [00:57:58] Speaker C: Yeah one. It looks like an alien. [00:58:02] Speaker A: Like if you want to continue on your lineage, go for it. You know, Like I. I kind of understand why people have one. I just don't want one myself. So yeah, now for relationship advice by some weird long random name that I'm not gonna say via many verandums husband 35 male, bought me 31 female, the same earrings I have worn daily for the last two years. Husband and I are our third year together, got married legally last year. Our wedding is later in 2025. I have often pointed out to him that I love sweet gestures such as receiving meaningful gifts when the occasion arises versus a gift card or generic item. I went out of my comfort zone and asked him directly if he can buy me earrings for Valentine's Day this year. He said yes and even I even gave him some brands he can look at and gave him some suggestions and let him pick for me. He gives me earrings. Huggies. Not a simple stud. Don't know what that means Today. And it's the exact pair I've been wearing for the last two years. Every single day. I have worn them. The day I first met them, the day he proposed, the day we got married. On paper, I couldn't hold back my honest feelings. That I felt so invisible to him, that I had my doubts of him not caring about the little things were just confirmed by this. He got upset for me. He got upset at me for getting upset at him. Fellow ladies, how would you have felt? [00:59:49] Speaker C: He's fucking stupid. [00:59:51] Speaker A: I, I feel like that's a good thing. Like, hey, here are the earrings you like. Here's an extra pair of them. [00:59:58] Speaker C: Because obviously, no, they'll just go into the drawer there. Why would you get the same thing? [01:00:04] Speaker A: That way you can get fresh new earrings. Why would you get new glasses? They do the same thing. [01:00:12] Speaker C: It's like they're for. Because your eyeglasses. Like, if my prescription didn't change, I wouldn't get new eyeglasses. [01:00:19] Speaker A: My prescription doesn't change. [01:00:21] Speaker C: And mine do. The only reason I would do it is if they had a lot of scratches on them or something. [01:00:29] Speaker A: Yeah. And, you know, it's like, okay, I want to, you know, a shinier version of this. Cool. You know, it's like, I, I, yeah, you know, I'll buy a new computer. It's like, the old computer still works. It's like, oh, cool. But it's, this is a, you know, newer one. [01:00:46] Speaker B: Oh, I don't know how I feel. [01:00:55] Speaker A: Like, here's the thing, Op, I, I'm going to tell you, you know, I'm going to tell you a couple stories about friends I've had for many years. I have two separate friends from two separate states. One of them has a weird little thumb. I knew him for three years before I ever noticed he had a weird little thumb. And he just like, you know, it's like, hey, look, I have that, you know, And I'm like, oh, what the fuck happened here? He's like, I was born with it. And I worked with him every day for a year and a half, never noticed it. I had another friend in North Dakota. Missing, full blown, missing two fingers. You know, I was there when his child was born, in the room when his child was born. You know, I, I knew him for many years. And then one day he's holding his, you know, baby, and, you know, he's like, hey, look, he's, you know, sucking on my, you know, stump. And I'm like, what the fuck happened to your fingers? And he's just Been missing two fingers forever, and I just never noticed. We don't notice, you know, little things. You know, we're like, hey, this is something that you might like. You know, he got your fucking taste. Right on. We're not looking at your ears, Okay? I, I cannot tell you, you know, what piercings my wife has in her ears ever, at any given point. Sorry, babe, I just don't know. [01:02:45] Speaker B: Yeah, can you make a guess at. [01:02:47] Speaker C: How many she's got? So many. [01:02:49] Speaker A: Six. [01:02:52] Speaker B: Nice try. [01:02:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I don't know. I, I, I'm like, I don't know what color Courtney's eyes are. [01:03:05] Speaker C: That's quite honestly, pretty easy. They're brown. Like my hair. [01:03:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, you know, we, we. I, I've known you for a long, long time. Couldn't tell you. So, yeah, men don't notice small things. We notice the big things. [01:03:31] Speaker B: And, okay, I understand why she feels, like, invisible. [01:03:35] Speaker C: Like, she made a special. Like, she wanted new ones. Like, she made a point to, like, say, what brands he could look at. Like, yes, he had one job and he sucked at it. [01:03:47] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, you know, she wanted earrings. [01:03:51] Speaker C: It was something for you. You would have made more effort. Like, you wouldn't have gotten the same. Well, unless you specifically wanted to. [01:04:02] Speaker A: I, I don't look at the UPC of her earrings. I'm not, you know, I'm just like, I think she, like, she would like these earrings because, you know, this is, you know, close to, you know, what she gets. It's like, I mean, I, I suck at buying jewelry. Like, what are you talking about? [01:04:22] Speaker B: I love the necklace you got me. I haven't taken it off or I haven't stopped wearing it since you got it for me. I do take it off when I wash my hair. I don't get tarnished by the chemicals, but the rest time, I'm always wearing it. And it's super fun to stim with, too, because, like, the back is hollow. So, like, I can, like, fiddle with it and I can, like, catch my nail on it to make, like, a clicking noise if I want to. And the back is actually a circle of hearts, and everyone at work's always complimenting it. Like, I love the necklace you got me. [01:04:51] Speaker A: The women are fucking coming out in droves attacking this poor man, okay? [01:04:57] Speaker B: He did the bare minimum, and that's the issue. [01:05:00] Speaker A: He went out and bought a fucking necklace you didn't like, or he bought the fucking earrings that you didn't like them because they're the same ones you already have. [01:05:08] Speaker B: Yes. [01:05:08] Speaker A: How is he Supposed to fucking know. [01:05:11] Speaker B: Because he did the bare minimum. [01:05:14] Speaker A: He bought neck. He bought the fucking earrings. It's fine. Go back, you know, exchange them. You know, go out and shop. [01:05:22] Speaker C: Bullshit. [01:05:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Women, you know, they band together for things like this. Men were just oblivious. And it's like, we. I tried. I tried. And now you. You hate me for it. You know, it's like, you know, name. You know, what brand drill does he have? What's his favorite type of truck? What? [01:05:55] Speaker C: Probably know that. She probably would know that. I mean, and even if she didn't and she was told something like, she'd. [01:06:06] Speaker A: Probably find out, hey, babe, you know, name one gun. Name one of the pistols I have. Like, they don't have, you know, like, Alex has. [01:06:17] Speaker C: Like, that's totally unfair because Alex has freaking memory issues. She's not gonna remember. [01:06:23] Speaker B: You have your chick Chuck. That's the best I can name any of them. [01:06:28] Speaker A: Babe, you like. Like, what's this? [01:06:31] Speaker B: I have no interest in your guns purposely. Because I'm not interested in guns. And it is the one thing I'm not willing to learn for you. I'm very sorry. I did not know. And that is on purpose. [01:06:47] Speaker C: What else do you know about him that you think he wouldn't know? You know? [01:06:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Name. Name one. Like, what. What's my favorite truck brand? [01:07:00] Speaker C: Isn't that Toyota? [01:07:01] Speaker A: No. [01:07:02] Speaker C: Or Honda? [01:07:04] Speaker A: No. [01:07:05] Speaker C: Oh, wait, no. Truck brand Truck. Oh, isn't it. Isn't it, like, big rig? You're right. Doesn't it start with okay. [01:07:13] Speaker A: No. [01:07:14] Speaker C: Like, no. Oh, a pickup truck. [01:07:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:18] Speaker C: I don't know that one. [01:07:19] Speaker A: I don't expect you. [01:07:20] Speaker C: I don't remember that one. [01:07:22] Speaker A: Gmc. [01:07:23] Speaker C: Yeah, but if you specifically requested something like that, like, she'd find out. [01:07:32] Speaker A: Well, my. My wife's never going to buy me, like, a GMC Yukon or anything like that. And it's fine. [01:07:37] Speaker C: Oh, that's why I didn't remember. [01:07:42] Speaker B: Sorry, babe, I can't buy you that kind of stuff. [01:07:46] Speaker C: Yeah, Alex is. Oh, wow. I got that right. [01:07:50] Speaker A: I mean, like. Like, there's only one, like, excellent, like, big rig truck. And that's the Peterbilt. And they. Everything close second, you know, Kenworth. And then, you know, third place probably goes to, like, Freightliner. [01:08:08] Speaker B: It's not Suzuki. [01:08:10] Speaker C: I thought I was gonna say Kenworth for the. The pickup truck for some, like. I thought you meant like a truck truck. Like a big rig. [01:08:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, you know what? What? [01:08:21] Speaker C: And I was gonna say my favorite Ken. [01:08:23] Speaker B: Horse piss. [01:08:26] Speaker A: No. Like, what. What's my favorite hard liquor. [01:08:31] Speaker C: Isn't it? [01:08:32] Speaker B: Like. [01:08:34] Speaker C: I knew it when I lived with you, you talked about. [01:08:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's whiskey. I like whiskey. I'm a whiskey man. [01:08:42] Speaker B: Okay. [01:08:44] Speaker C: Yeah. I used to know that when I lived with you guys. [01:08:48] Speaker B: I know. But when I last got your presents, I got you a whiskey sipping kit and I got you a decanter that looked like a gun. Like. [01:08:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it's right here. [01:08:58] Speaker B: Yeah. So, like, I knew what you like, and I went out and bought gifts that were suited to your taste. And that's what OP wanted. [01:09:08] Speaker A: Well, I mean, she. She went out and like, hey, I want earrings. Like, you know. [01:09:14] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:09:15] Speaker B: And she gave him options that he could have looked at, and he chose the easy way out. [01:09:19] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I. I have seen women, like, back when I worked at Walmart, I've had, you know, women come in and be like, hey, I bought these bullets for like, my husband and they are the wrong bullets. And yes. I'm like, oh, you know, did he say what gun he has? And he's like, he has a Glock 19. Like, okay, he needs 9 mm. It's like, okay, what. What is. What is that? I'm like. And then like, they'll like, go straight to like the steel case. Tula garbage. I'm like, do not put. Do not buy that for him. He will hate it and he'll never use it, and he'll never talk to you about it. He'll just throw them away. And I'm like, here, you know, our better selections. Here's some Winchester. Here's some federal, you know, go with this. And they would, but like, every once in a while to have like a ladybug. I. I am not listening to your advice. Give me this cheap. And then I'd see him come back in, be like, is there any way I can return this? I'm like, sorry, dude, second it left the store. It's yours. I'm like, maybe, you know, someone will have a garbage gun that they can, you know, risk. [01:10:44] Speaker B: That's what happens when you don't do your research or listen to a professional. [01:10:51] Speaker A: I mean, for th. For things that, like, I want, you know, I'll go out and buy precisely, you know, myself. And I'm like, okay, cool. Like, I. I needed to get, you know, new fans for my PC, so I. I did that. I went out and bought, you know, fans myself. [01:11:07] Speaker B: And I would never try to do that, cuz I know I would do it wrong. Like when I get, like, when I get you gifts, I'm looking for gifts that are thoughtful and meaning toward meaningful towards your interests, but not something that you're actively going to use in a hobby. Because I'm too scared of getting that wrong. [01:11:24] Speaker A: I mean, like, you know, maybe, maybe one thing I can do is like make like a wish list and just like, you know, put like little things that I won't buy myself. But you know, it's like, ah, this would be fun to, you know, have. [01:11:37] Speaker C: And like, if that's what I do. [01:11:39] Speaker A: And then just like throw them on and just like share it with you and be like, you know, here's like little things that, you know, I kind of want but like, not enough to like go out and buy for myself. [01:11:52] Speaker B: You could do that. [01:11:53] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, like that, that, that would, you know, probably work. But that's it for this week. We will be back next week with some more of the same. [01:12:03] Speaker B: Oh, I want to do a thing. I want to do thing. Okay, so I am, I'm doing a time mark, I guess. So I am going on a quest to breed a cyan axolotl in Minecraft. And apparently there is a 1 in 12,000 chance of me doing it. And so I'm going to see how long I try to breed one before I give up and cheat and use the command code. So by next episode I want to know if I've given up or not. [01:12:27] Speaker A: You'll forget, but that's it. We'll be back next week maybe with the psy and Axolotl. Don't know what that means. She plays Minecraft. I play Call of Duty. [01:12:40] Speaker B: I play real interesting games. [01:12:43] Speaker A: I. I play games where I get called the N word by like 6 year olds. So, you know, it's still interesting. All right, bye everybody. [01:12:51] Speaker B: Bye.