Stories With Ben

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty, everybody. Welcome to another episode of the Human podcast. This week we got a special guest. We got Ben. Say hello, Ben. [00:00:10] Speaker B: Hello. [00:00:11] Speaker A: He's my best friend for like the last, like, what, 20 years or whatever. And we got everyone. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Seems like a long time. [00:00:20] Speaker A: It's been. [00:00:21] Speaker C: Wait, did you meet Ben before me? [00:00:23] Speaker A: Yes. [00:00:24] Speaker D: Yeah, probably. [00:00:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:25] Speaker C: Huh? [00:00:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Yep, I did. [00:00:29] Speaker B: Yep, yep. I got a couple years on you. [00:00:36] Speaker C: Fine, I'll concede. [00:00:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I've known Ben forever. Got me Alex, a truck, and Courtney and my wife. So, yep, you know, happy turkey day, everybody. You know, everyone that fucking enjoyed that bird. I don't know why we have to, you know, enjoy Tur. Like, get a better fucking bird. Get chicken. [00:01:05] Speaker B: Chicken way juicier ways better. [00:01:07] Speaker A: A million times better. [00:01:12] Speaker C: Are chickens an invasive species in the. In North America? [00:01:17] Speaker B: Well, they're shitty and taste good and they invade my stomach constantly. [00:01:23] Speaker A: They're cheap. You know, you can get a huge bag of chicken for like $10. [00:01:30] Speaker B: Like, they have so many fried chicken joints. Chick Fil A, bo jangles, Popeyes. They have like no fried turkey joints. That should pretty much end that conversation. Which bird's better? Right there? [00:01:46] Speaker C: Yeah, no, no, when it's smoked. [00:01:49] Speaker D: Our turkey tasted so good. [00:01:53] Speaker A: That's because you. You have like a good smoker. [00:01:56] Speaker D: Yeah. And our oven turkey came out well too. So I don't know, maybe you guys. [00:02:03] Speaker B: Know how to cook them, you know, Brian. [00:02:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:08] Speaker D: Yeah, we brine doors. [00:02:09] Speaker B: See, that's the thing though. Like, the amount of work you have to put into that bird to make it taste good or make it not dry as hell, give out, like it's not worth it. I. I'm with Alex on this. I. I just think it's like that. And are turkeys more expensive? Yeah, they buy the pound, probably break it down. [00:02:28] Speaker D: Not really. No, they're not. [00:02:30] Speaker A: Now I have to look, look this up. [00:02:32] Speaker C: All I know is that we did pork for Thanksgiving and not foul, so. [00:02:38] Speaker B: I like the ham. The honey spiral ham is always good. [00:02:42] Speaker D: Yeah, we got a smoked ham and we double smoked that baby. Oh, it tasted so good. [00:02:51] Speaker A: Turkey for sale. God. Like any. Like, if I like Google turkey. Yeah, Like a turkey is 15 bucks. [00:03:01] Speaker C: For a whole turkey. Like a whole turkey for a Butterball. [00:03:06] Speaker D: It's huge. [00:03:09] Speaker A: It's a ten pound turkey. [00:03:11] Speaker B: Yeah. That's a lot. [00:03:13] Speaker D: That's not a lot of turkey. [00:03:15] Speaker A: That's including their bones and all the fucking weird dick that they have inside of it. [00:03:20] Speaker D: Chicken. [00:03:21] Speaker C: That's their fucking trachea. [00:03:24] Speaker A: Take it out. [00:03:25] Speaker C: Esophagus, trachea. It's important. [00:03:28] Speaker D: Esophagus. It's their neck. Yes, and it's used to flavor the gravy. [00:03:34] Speaker C: Okay, Courtney, what is a neck to you? Cuz you can't just count the vertebral spot. [00:03:39] Speaker A: Why does her neck look like a penis? Like, it looks like a long. [00:03:42] Speaker C: What do you think your neck look like? Looks like. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Not a long penis. [00:03:46] Speaker D: Long fucking neck, dude. [00:03:49] Speaker C: It's like they have a crop and shit. [00:03:54] Speaker B: I'm not an expert on poultry anatomy. [00:03:57] Speaker A: It sounds German when you say it. No, they have a crop and shit. I'm like. Like the first time I saw this, like, I was at my friend Chad's house and, you know, we were like cooking turkey and getting drunk and he like pulls this giant like, dildo looking thing out of the turkey for no reason. [00:04:30] Speaker C: You don't want to cook it with the guts. It's like crab. [00:04:34] Speaker A: It was pretty fucking big. It was like an average sized dildo. And then like, he started chasing me around the house with it. I'm like, get that shit away from me. [00:04:45] Speaker C: How. How old were you when this happened? [00:04:49] Speaker A: We're old enough. [00:04:51] Speaker C: What old enough even mean? [00:04:53] Speaker A: Probably like 20. [00:04:54] Speaker C: I don't know what is old enough mean, though? Like, old enough to understand science or old enough to understand sex? [00:05:01] Speaker B: Old enough to understand dildos. [00:05:04] Speaker C: Fair enough. [00:05:04] Speaker B: According to Alex. [00:05:06] Speaker A: Yeah. And I'm like, I just see this and like the turkey came out dry, you know, cuz like, we just threw it in the oven. [00:05:15] Speaker C: Or like, pulled the dick out. [00:05:16] Speaker A: Yeah, we pulled the dick out. Are you not supposed. Is that what gives it moisture? Is that what makes it good, is you have to just like leave the turkey dick inside of it? [00:05:26] Speaker C: I don't know. Courtney makes the best turkey. [00:05:28] Speaker A: So, like, I don't want it to be a challenge. Like chicken, you can just throw a frozen chicken into the oven for like 20 minutes. Boom. Good. [00:05:41] Speaker D: No, it's not. [00:05:43] Speaker A: You're full of easy. I've done it a million times. [00:05:47] Speaker C: You're talking about the frozen chicken that you pulled out of the pan and put in the oven and then put back in the pan from the can. [00:05:58] Speaker D: This is funny. [00:05:59] Speaker A: Okay? No, like, the worst I've ever had was deer. Deer sausage. You know, I was at my friend Justin's house. This was when I was young. I was probably like fucking 16 with that. [00:06:14] Speaker C: I confused the deer sausage and the can of death. [00:06:18] Speaker A: Oh, no, the can of death was something completely different. [00:06:21] Speaker C: Okay. Talking about the Canada, we'll go. [00:06:23] Speaker A: We'll go into both these fucking stories. Yeah, I go on record. [00:06:30] Speaker B: I just want to eat anything Alex makes. [00:06:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Never eat anything I make that. Both these regard. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Chef Alex is not. Not very qualified chef. [00:06:41] Speaker C: He is not a qualified chef. [00:06:43] Speaker A: And here's. [00:06:44] Speaker B: He's less qualified than Chef Mike. [00:06:46] Speaker A: Yeah, Chef Mike. [00:06:47] Speaker C: Wow. You know, I don't know how I feel about this standard. [00:06:51] Speaker A: Okay, so I'm. I'm gonna get into. [00:06:53] Speaker C: Are you worse than chef Mike? I am, as long as you acknowledge it. [00:06:58] Speaker A: So I was at my friend Justin's house and his dad had some frozen deer sausage in the outside deep freezer and like the garage. And so we. We grab some of this deer sausage and bring it in and we're like, okay, the quickest way to thaw this out because, you know we want to eat it is to boil it. So we fucking fill a pot up, boil it, and you know, we're just like washing it boil. And we're like getting bored as 16 year olds do, and we're like, okay, this is taking too fucking long. And we, you know, take it and put it in the oven. We like, just wait. [00:07:37] Speaker C: How long did you cook it in the first format? [00:07:40] Speaker A: Probably like five, ten minutes. [00:07:43] Speaker C: Okay. So not near enough time. Continue. [00:07:46] Speaker A: Yeah, we were hungry. Okay. Fucking 16 year olds. [00:07:50] Speaker C: That's what 16 year olds eat. [00:07:52] Speaker B: I stand by my original comment about eating. [00:07:55] Speaker C: Alright. [00:07:57] Speaker A: And so we. [00:07:58] Speaker B: He's only reinforcing my. [00:08:00] Speaker A: Yeah, this will fully reinforce everything. And so we take the steer sausage, put it on a pan, put it in the oven, you know, set it at like 400 degrees. Because I'm like, yeah, of course. [00:08:12] Speaker C: Did you preheat the oven? [00:08:14] Speaker B: No. [00:08:16] Speaker A: We are impatient. And so we, we, oh my God. Throw this in the oven. And you know, I'm like sitting there watching it and we're just like, we're. We're not leaving the kitchen to go do some other. Because we don't. [00:08:30] Speaker B: You guys should just had Chef Mike cook it. [00:08:34] Speaker A: No, it was good deer sausage at this point. [00:08:37] Speaker B: You. You boiled it, you're trying to bake it. [00:08:40] Speaker A: Uhhuh. [00:08:41] Speaker B: You should have just let. [00:08:42] Speaker A: Chef. It gets worse and then we take it out and it's still kind of cold and it's not cooked all the way. And so we get a pan and we like, fry it the rest of the way. And we're like, this has to do it. Like, it's kind of soft at this point, you know, but still kind of cold. And it like, won't heat up. And so we're like, just turn on a pan, turn it to max, put a bunch of oil in there and ruin the entire deer sausage. And we ate it anyway. [00:09:13] Speaker C: Wait, this is how you cook any type of meat? If you turn the burner up and you add oil. [00:09:19] Speaker A: Yeah, we added a bunch of oil. [00:09:21] Speaker C: Oh, my God. This is how you cook every time. [00:09:24] Speaker B: And I'm like, in China, maybe this. [00:09:27] Speaker A: Is how I cook today. [00:09:29] Speaker C: It is. And I eat it because I love you and I'll see you eat all my mistakes, so I feel like I owe it to you. But my mistakes taste good, though. [00:09:43] Speaker B: She just said your food tastes bad. [00:09:45] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:09:46] Speaker B: She's very polite way. [00:09:50] Speaker A: And so I'm like, you know, so we ate it, and I'm like, cool. And that then the canon of death that my wife is referring to. Back. Back when I lived in Diamond Springs, I went to, like, the local, like, gas station, like, grocery store. [00:10:15] Speaker C: I can't believe you shop there. [00:10:17] Speaker A: I went in because I was going to do my laundry, and there's a laundromat down the street. And I fucking, you know, went to the laundromat and then walked by and I was like, okay, I want to get, like, something to drink really quick. [00:10:29] Speaker C: This is what Diamond Springs is. [00:10:31] Speaker A: And so I'm walking around the store and I see a fucking canned chicken, whole chicken in a can. And, you know, I'm like. Like, it's like a Turkish game hen or some shit like that. [00:10:46] Speaker C: No, this is war surplus shit. [00:10:49] Speaker A: And it was dusty. And I seem like this dusty fucking can, and I'm infatuated with it. I have to have it, like, you know, it was from, you know, the time when Hitler was in charge, but, you know, now it belonged to me. And I'm like, oh, this is awesome. And so I buy this shit, you know, look at the back, you know, expired, you know, it just scratched out. Am I cool? And I take this home and I crack it open and I pour the entire thing into a pot, you know, juice and all. I don't know if that was supposed to be a thing I didn't read. And I just, like, turn it on the burner. And I'm like, cool. I'm sure this will be done in, like, 20 minutes. It did not last. Like. Like, it started boiling over. I'm like, oh. So we turned it off. And, like, me and my roommates, like, tried a little bit. Tasted awful, like any racist chicken would. And. Courtney, you're muted. [00:12:16] Speaker D: Yeah, sorry. [00:12:17] Speaker C: I. [00:12:17] Speaker D: My grandma called. [00:12:18] Speaker A: Oh, you're fine. [00:12:19] Speaker D: And of course, she broke her stupid headphone, so now she has to have her tear TV blaring. [00:12:27] Speaker A: But so we. We try this chicken. The chicken is God awful bland. And so I just closed the pot and put it in the back. I'm like, we'll finish that later some other goddamn time. And I forget about it. Promptly forget about it. Like, eight months later, I noticed the pot in the back of the fridge. And I remember, I'm like, the chicken. Holy shit, the chicken. And so I pull this pot out and I look at my other roommates and like, the chicken. I'm like, the chicken. [00:13:03] Speaker B: And so just throw that away immediately. Don't even look at this. [00:13:07] Speaker A: Yeah, we had to pot it off. We had to fucking crack the pot to see what was in there. We cracked the pot once. I taped it, I grabbed a roll of duct tape, taped the lid fucking down. We threw the entire pot away. I'm like, there's no saving that. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Yeah, the whole apartment smells like musty assholes. [00:13:32] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like I was, okay. [00:13:35] Speaker C: No, that's not how you told it. You told it to me is that one time a friend came over, noticed it in the back of the fridge, cracked it, looked at you, slapped it shut, and then said, you need to smell this or you're not a man. And you smelt it and also agreed that you were not a man. [00:13:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:56] Speaker B: None of us hijacked this conversation because we had a similar event in North Dakota when we lived in that little triplex. And so, like, I was, like, cleaning out the back of my car, and I had this shaker bottle with, like, protein shake remnants in it. And I don't know how long it been in there, but it was the middle of the summer. And I think it'd been in there for several months. And I just put it in the sink, thinking nothing of it. And then Junior, like, it was his turn to do this, and he opened it up. I think we were, like, outside or something. Like, Jimmy and me were smoking a cigarette, Alex was hanging out, and Gina comes out the front door, like, dying. And then he's like, fuck you, fuck you, Fuck you. Like, what? He's like, go in there. And we, like, don't even breach the doorway. We're just like, oh, God. And I just remember you guys were, like, so fucking mad at me. Why would you do that to us? I'm like, I didn't know. And, like, the smell didn't leave the apartment for like a week or two. And the neighbors started complaining because we shared, like, a laundry room area that was at the bottom of the triplex stairs, which was right Outside our front door. And so they're like, like there was a note on one of the washing machines. It was like, I don't know what that smell is, but you guys need to handle that now. [00:15:30] Speaker A: Oh my gosh. Those neighbors though, they're all mathed out them. [00:15:37] Speaker B: Yeah, them neighbors were. They called the cops on us constantly. [00:15:43] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, no, like, like it was like one house just like in. Separated into three different apartments. There, there was one neighbor that was just like on meth at all times and another neighbor that we never saw. They might have been dead. We don't care. But I think they were old probably and they just didn't want any of the smoke. They probably own the entire house and they're just like whatever. But yeah, the, the methed out neighbors, like they, they didn't want any of the smoke from me cuz they knew like they saw the crazy in my eyes. Like what, what was the. There was some that happened where like after that like they always like ran inside every time they saw me. [00:16:39] Speaker B: Because, because what happened was they, they called the cops on us for like the fourth time and then they showed up and there was a noise complaint and then the cops came to both doors because we had the two doors, like the front door, then the door that went to the laundry room. And then the one was like I opened the door and talked to the one at the front door and then he was like, hey, we got a noise complaint. And I was like, oh, well, I'm sorry. And he goes, I didn't hear anything. I was like, we just playing video games and we were just playing Mortal Kombat. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like, sometimes people get beat up and they get angry, but I don't think we're being that loud. He's like, yeah, I can hear you. And then you opened up the door to the other cop and then they were looking at each other through the house or whatever. And like he's like, did you hear anything? He's like, no. And he just like I seen the one cop roll his eyes and he's like well can, can we like. He goes, can I walk through your apartment to the other door? And I said yeah. And then they went up the stairs and they gave the other neighbor a ticket that called the cops on. Yeah, they gave him a, they gave him a ticket for abusing the. The. What is it? [00:17:54] Speaker A: For abusing 911 services or some dumb. [00:17:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Or whatever. And. And then the guy came down, slammed on our door the next Night because somebody was smoking weed and he was tired of the weed smell or something. And then I was like, yeah, cool. Yeah, that's fine. I'll ask him to stop. Whatever. He's illegal. And I just. I just didn't want any confrontation and didn't care. And then Alex started yelling at him, and then you and Junior chased him up the stairs kind of sort of to his apartment. And then after that moment, I think you guys scared to piss out of him because he was always duck into his car and shit. [00:18:41] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:18:42] Speaker B: Because you're like. You got. You were like, if you call the cops on us one more goddamn time, they're gonna have a reason to show up, and it's gonna be to take you, you know, call the ambulance to get you to come to the hospital. And I don't. I don't. You know, I don't think you guys were being serious. I mean, you were obviously just talking smack. But I think he took it seriously because he did. He ducked whenever he saw Alex. He was like. Like, he would duck literally, like, under windows and, like, scurry off to his car and, like, drive off. Like, when he got home, he would, like, run into the apartment all fast. I don't know if it was the meth or if he was just scared out of his mind, but good. [00:19:23] Speaker A: Fuck that guy. [00:19:26] Speaker B: That reminds me just how, like, funny and balls you. I remember one time, there's one experience I had with you that I will always stay with my head as with my friend Shani. And we were in your car, I forgot where we were going somewhere. And some guy just was pulling in the Pearl Place, and he just pulls up to Alex, like, rolls out his window, and Alex is like, what do you want? And the guy's like, what you do in here? And he goes in my car, and me and Shani are just sitting in Alex's car. And then the guy's like. And Alex, like, I'm in my car. And he goes, you don't come around these places. This is my turf. And Alex is like, man, go fuck yourself. He's like, you want to get fucked up right now, bitch? And I thought they friends just having fun. And then, like, the guy, like, drives off and. And Alex was like, I'm about to go that dude up. I was like, who was that? Like? And I was like, oh, you guys friends? He's like, no, we're not friends. I'm like, oh, yeah. [00:20:23] Speaker A: I used to live with him, like, when I first, you know, got into Pearl Place. [00:20:31] Speaker C: Wait it's just the dude who was, like, low key friends with Desiree. [00:20:35] Speaker A: No, no, no. [00:20:36] Speaker B: Ah, no, this is some other guy. [00:20:39] Speaker A: This is before I had my own place. [00:20:40] Speaker C: Oh. [00:20:42] Speaker A: So this was. [00:20:43] Speaker B: This was the guy Alex lived with when he first met me. [00:20:47] Speaker C: So like, like the white dude with a chick. He was pregnant from the refrigerator. [00:20:53] Speaker A: The chick that was pregnant from the refrigerator. [00:20:56] Speaker C: I can't help you more than the words I gave you. [00:20:59] Speaker A: So it was like one of my co workers, like, from Walmart or Walmart. [00:21:08] Speaker C: Okay. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:10] Speaker C: But still in level with that refrigerator. [00:21:13] Speaker A: But it was like another friend from, like, an anime convention. And I'm like, yeah, I'm homeless. He's like, dude, you can come stay with me. And so he was staying there too. And I got to, you know, stay on the couch. And then eventually I got to, you know, you know, have a room after he left. [00:21:30] Speaker C: It's an upstairs room. [00:21:32] Speaker A: Yeah, an upstairs room. [00:21:32] Speaker B: It sounds like my story. [00:21:34] Speaker C: Refrigerator. [00:21:37] Speaker A: And so, you know, his, like, his, like, girlfriend, like, left him and like, he, like, started doing meth. And he's like, she. Is she in here? She's in. She's in your room right now, isn't she? And, like, he would, like, come into my room and, you know, search around and, like, you know, look in the closet. He's like, that's where, you know. And then, like, one day, like, slammed, like, an eviction notice on my door. I'm like, all right, you, dude. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Shortly after this, he stole from Corey and Lucas. And Corey and Lucas lived in the same apartment complex, and he stole something from him. I forgot if it was weed or Yoda money. I can't remember. And they. And they got me, and I was drunk, and I was down at Cody's, and they're like, we need muscle. And so I was like. And I was like, I'm there. And so I just went with them into this. And Alex still lived here at the park at this time. And I like, knock on the door, and I'm like, I don't know why I've been drinking Jager. And I was, like, super drunk at this point. And. And when I drink Jaeger, I don't drink Jaeger anymore because of this. I got. I was just, like, super ornery. And Alex opens the door and he's like, what? And I was like, is. I can't remember this news name. Like, I see. Blah, blah, blah. He stole from these guys or something or owing money. And Alex was like, right up these stairs, like, invites me in the apartment. And so we pretty Much go into this guy's room, and we pretty much punk him because I just steal, like, his PSP in, like, I don't know, some weed and some stuff. And we're like. I'm like, we're even now. And just give it to Corey and Lucas. And. And then Alex was talking smack about him. I remember. I was like, sorry I had to come in here and do that to your roommate. He's like, I don't give a. About that, dude. What's that guy? [00:23:40] Speaker A: I mean, most everybody at Pearl Place was, like, a big old piece of shit. [00:23:44] Speaker C: This is true. [00:23:46] Speaker A: Like, there wasn't anybody that was, like, a fucking good, decent person. [00:23:52] Speaker C: Like, I just remember the bad with Desiree. [00:23:54] Speaker B: So, like, Cody. Cody and his family weren't like that. Lived down the street, lived in a house. And, like, they. They didn't have their fully together. [00:24:06] Speaker A: Yeah, but they had a house. [00:24:08] Speaker B: But, like, they frowned upon everybody at Pearl Place. Yeah, everybody over there was a drunk or an addict. So it was like. [00:24:19] Speaker A: Yeah, I remember. Like, I. Like, I live with this. You know, the dude's name was Scott. The fucking piece of shit. [00:24:24] Speaker B: That's right. [00:24:26] Speaker A: And, you know, I was living there with a dude named James and Scott. And I remember one day, like, we were all, like, hanging out, and I was trying to do college. He's like, dude, come on down. We're all drinking and having a good time. You know, Come on down, hang. I'm like, I'm trying to do my homework. He's like, your homework? Come on down, hang out. You know, we're all drinking. I'm like, all right, fine. Whatever. My homework. [00:24:54] Speaker C: And. [00:24:54] Speaker A: And so I. I come on down, and my friend James has, like, a handle of some, like, liquor. Like, probably like some rum, like Captain Morgan or something stupid like that. [00:25:08] Speaker B: No, it would have been Sailor Jerry if it was Shitty room. [00:25:11] Speaker A: Yeah. And he like to drink that. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Talkies, vodka. All those poor people over there, the vodka that tastes like rubbing alcohol. [00:25:22] Speaker A: They love, like, just garbage. And so this was drinking Kool Aid with it. And then he's going inside and making fish sticks and eating Rice Krispie treats. Just. Just eating all this garbage. And he's trying to hit on this chick that's, like, hanging out that, you know, is obviously not from Pearl Place, you know, and she, like. She's, like, looking at this other dude that's, you know, dressed like Eminem. I'm like, you know, she's into him. She's not into you. You're a dork right now. That's getting Wasted. He's like, oh, man. And so, like, after he, you know, struck out, he's just, like, all defeated and depressed. He's, like, looking down, and he's, like, swaying. I'm like, oh, we had to get this kid to bed here soon. And then he looks over at the girl, and he's, like, about to say something. He throws up all over her legs and shoes. And I'm like, damn. This other dude that was going to dick her down, now he doesn't get to get no tonight. And so we, like, get a hose and, like, hose off her feet. And luckily, she was wearing sandals. So I'm like. And, like, two of, like, the big, like, native women take them into the bathroom and kind of, like, toss them in. Like, throw up in there. Idiot. And, like, this girl's, like, just, like, devastated. And she's like, can someone take me home? And I'm like, where do you live? I'm like, I. I can, you know, get you home, you know, and. But I'm like, I don't have a car. And she's like, I. I live over, you know, by this store. I'm like, all right, let's walk. And she. She lived just, like, down the road. I'm like, all right, cool. [00:27:18] Speaker B: I hated that. Everybody that lived in Pearl Place and. [00:27:22] Speaker A: What was other apartments over there called Diamond Terrace. [00:27:26] Speaker B: Diamond Terrace. Every poor motherfucker over there. That was always their solution to everything. How did we get there? I don't got a car. Let's walk. How far is it? It's not that far. Four miles later. Exactly me. Dude, how much farther is this place? It's not that far. Another four miles later, the sun's down. You're just like. [00:27:47] Speaker A: It was essentially across the street from Walmart, you know, is not close. [00:27:54] Speaker B: That's like a couple miles. [00:27:56] Speaker A: I mean, she walked it, you know. Okay, I. I got her there, safe. I'm like, cool. I'm like, all right, you know, you have a good rest of your night. And then I get back, my friend James is still passed out. Like, he threw up around the toilet. I'm like, dude. He's like. And I took a picture of him. I'm like, you're an idiot. And then he, like, woke up the next morning. Like, clean that garbage up, you. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. What happened? I'm like, you struck out, you know, and you made poor choices. He's like, but was I cool? I'm like, you were not cool. You were the very opposite of cool. I'm like, here's a picture of you last night. He's like, oh, not cool. Delete that. I'm like, make me. He's like, like, I wish I had, like, a flashlight to just, like, flash in his face. Just make there. Remember this lesson. Remember it. And. And he never will. Ah, my God. The. The. The old times, the. That we got away with when we were younger. And, you know, now that we're old men, we're like, h. These irresponsible kids. [00:29:21] Speaker B: No, like, I say that stuff and complain about mine, but then, like, I. I try to think about what I did when I was, like, their age or, like, one of their ages. And then, like, compared to what I'm complaining about, I'm like, I have no complaints. [00:29:37] Speaker A: I mean, soon enough, all your kids are going to be, you know, 18. And, you know, the thing is, when. [00:29:45] Speaker B: We were that age, like, the Internet was still really new. There wasn't, like, too much social media, and there was still, like, a lot of pressure to, like, socialize by, like, getting out there. And plus, we were like 90s, early 2000 kids, so everything was, like, promoted to get fucking smashed. Like, right. Like, I'm pretty sure, like, Friday night and Saturday night. What was the goal? It was, where's the party? How am I gonna get fucked up? That was no other cares in the world. Like, where's the party? Where can I get fucked up? And, like, that was the goal. Are there girls there? Are there booze there? If it's one of the two. Well, I mean, you kind of had to have the booze, but, you know, but that was the goal. It was like. And you just didn't care. But I don't know if kids are like that anymore. Like, I just don't. I don't know. Like, think about the ragers we went to. You didn't need much. You just needed, like, a dilapidated, like, dilopilated house. I can't say words. I'm stupid. But anyway, dilapidated house or somebody's cracked out parent that didn't care. There was plenty of those where we grew up and. And in a few handles of liquor, and it was on. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, that. That was how it was. Like, in North Dakota all the time. It's like, where's. [00:31:09] Speaker B: Yeah, but we have money. So it was different. [00:31:12] Speaker A: I mean, we threw a few of those parties. [00:31:15] Speaker C: So wait, you had money, but what's the end result different? [00:31:20] Speaker A: No, we are still trash people. [00:31:21] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:31:22] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Very much trash still. [00:31:26] Speaker A: I mean, but dude, I think that's. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Where I Started turning my leaf because like, I remember I lived in the house that was like the. After the bar closed, party house. My like friend Carlyle that I lived with, she. I lived with like her dad in her. His house and her dad didn't give a. Like, just did not care. And she would, after the bar closed, she would invite the whole bar back to her house. And I was like the dude that was like 3:30 in the morning telling everybody to leave and keep it the down so. Because I had to work in the morning. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, but I mean, what was that dude's name? Like Mic or something? [00:32:05] Speaker B: I don't remember. [00:32:07] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I. I remember like I stored my RV in his backyard. [00:32:13] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He didn't give a. He did not. [00:32:15] Speaker A: That guy was pretty, actually nice. Like his like wife or whatever that like lived in the basement. [00:32:23] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. She got like. She lived in her own house. [00:32:29] Speaker A: She had her own. [00:32:29] Speaker B: They were like separated and then she would come visit sometimes and then he lived in the basement. [00:32:34] Speaker C: Okay, wait, so did she put out when she visited or. [00:32:37] Speaker B: No, I'm assuming. Why else would she be there? [00:32:41] Speaker C: Sure enough. [00:32:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:43] Speaker B: I mean, he had all daughters. He had like four different. He had four daughters, no sons. And one of them. Well, the youngest one lived with the mom and went wherever she went. And then two of them stayed in the house and the other one was in like the, The Air Force. [00:33:01] Speaker A: I. I just remember that dude's dog. Like anytime you would come over, his dog, like, his giant dog would come up and like lean against you. [00:33:11] Speaker B: That dog was a Great Dane and he got ran over by a car. [00:33:16] Speaker A: Oh. [00:33:17] Speaker B: Yep. [00:33:18] Speaker A: Did the car survive by a car? [00:33:21] Speaker B: I. I don't know. It was like going down Main street there or I think. What was that? Main street or Third Street? I think it was Third Street. [00:33:27] Speaker A: Yeah. Right. [00:33:31] Speaker B: Yeah. And yeah, somebody smashed that dog. But when that dog took off, there was no catching that thing. It was. It was like chasing a thoroughbred force to use. [00:33:44] Speaker A: Huge ass dog. [00:33:48] Speaker B: Yeah. It didn't look like he was running fast because his legs weren't moving super fast, but it was like every step and bound was like a long distance. [00:33:57] Speaker C: Yep. [00:33:57] Speaker B: You know, like, that dog's gone. [00:34:01] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, every fucking stranger I met, you know, in North Dakota was a wackadoo. Like all of them. [00:34:11] Speaker C: Like, but you categorize them as wackadoos. But you yourself were in North Dakota, so. [00:34:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I was a fucking wackadoo too. I still am, but, you know, compared to these people there's scapegoats for me. [00:34:26] Speaker C: What is your definition? [00:34:28] Speaker B: I had to go to court for something. I won't discuss why, but I remember there was a guy in there that had his, like, eighth or ninth DUI or something. And it, like, they. How they were handling it was just hysterical in my mind. Like, they're like, well, sir, you can't be driving drunk in your pickup anymore. And he was like, what are you gonna do about it? Like, pretty much was his response. And they're like, well, you're just gonna be back in here. You might have to go to jail for a few days. He goes like. He's like. And like, he's like, I. And he's like. I think I remember he interrupted the judge, and the judge was like, trying to talk to him. And he's like, listen here, son. He got me. Like, I've been driving since before they even had driver license. And he's like, before you were born, I was driving drunk to the corn store to pick up liquor for my daddy. He goes, listen. He goes, it's like, until the day I been dead or I can no longer, like, use my legs, I will be driving this truck no matter what no judge says or something like that. And they just let him go. It's funny, they let him go because his license was suspended. He didn't have a license. It was like his eighth or ninth dui. And then he. There. The judge asked him, how did you get here today? And he said, I drove. And then he asked him, how do you plan on getting home, driving? Like, those persons responses? And then they let him go. [00:36:00] Speaker A: Let me guess. White guy? [00:36:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, of course, it's North Dakota. What do you. What do you want? [00:36:05] Speaker C: Like, wait, is this what it means to be grandfathered in? Where they're kind of like. They forgive their transition transgressions, but as long as you made the current definition, it's okay. [00:36:16] Speaker A: Now, North Dakota just didn't give a. [00:36:18] Speaker C: What's the difference? [00:36:21] Speaker B: Like, this guy had ran through. The reason why he was there was because he got. For one, he would have dui. But he didn't get, like, he got the DUI because he drove through his neighbor's fence for, like, the fourth time, the forest. And so he was, like, veering off the, like, country road, went through the barbed wire fence, took out a bunch of barbed wire and, like, post, and then went back through the fence again to get back on the road. And so the neighbor. They turned them in because obviously, like. [00:36:52] Speaker C: Did the neighbor lose cattle? [00:36:55] Speaker A: No. [00:36:55] Speaker B: There was no. No, he didn't hit any cows. Or if he hit a cow, the truck wouldn't be there anymore. [00:36:59] Speaker C: But, babe, is that true? [00:37:02] Speaker A: Yeah, if you hit a cow, you're okay. [00:37:05] Speaker C: Continue. [00:37:07] Speaker A: There wasn't cows. [00:37:08] Speaker B: It was. [00:37:08] Speaker A: North Dakota gets negative 40. We don't wait. [00:37:11] Speaker C: So what wildlife are continuously farmed in North Dakota? [00:37:16] Speaker B: They have cows out there? [00:37:22] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, they have cows. [00:37:23] Speaker B: Cows can live in. They just. They just huddle up in groups and they have, like, barns when it gets cold. [00:37:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, barely. [00:37:32] Speaker C: They just bears. [00:37:34] Speaker A: No bear. Like, not really that many cows. There's bison out there that will kill you. [00:37:40] Speaker C: Can you farm bison? [00:37:42] Speaker A: Yes. [00:37:44] Speaker B: They had a place out there where they allowed you to shoot a bison for money, like, and feel like a. Feel like a cowboy or something. I don't know what the hell, but it was like you. You could shoot device in for money, and you keep the meat. It was like you get to slaughter the bison. And it was like something like a thousand dollars. No, no, no. It was like it was a meat bison. Yeah, like buffalo. But you got to. You got to shoot it so you felt like a. Like a Native American or like a cowboy. Like, it was the whole thing. And, like, I remember talking to the dude. I don't remember where it was. They were talking about it, and I was like, can I shoot it with anything I want? And he goes, whatever you can get your hands on. And then I was just like, that's cool. And he's like, we had one gentleman just want to shoot one with an rpg. And I was like, you're shitting me. He's like, yeah, he didn't want the meat. I was like, so you let him shoot a bison with a rocket launcher? He goes, yeah, he paid. So since then, I was like, I really want to shoot a bison with. [00:38:52] Speaker A: An rpg now you just have to, like, go to, like, some third world country and fucking do that. [00:38:58] Speaker B: You don't even have to just go to North Dakota, apparently. [00:39:03] Speaker C: Okay. No, no, no, no, no. So recent ER opened up in here in Colorado Springs, and they see pocket pecks and I. And I quote, per the flyer, emus. So all I want to see in a wedding room in a waiting room is an emu. And I'm so upset every single time I walk up front, and there is not a dinosaur. [00:39:25] Speaker B: Well, dinosaurs don't exist. [00:39:26] Speaker C: No. Okay. No. All avians are emu. [00:39:30] Speaker B: Looks like a dinosaur. [00:39:31] Speaker C: Birds are dinosaurs. They're classified as reptiles now, dude. [00:39:36] Speaker B: But they're not really dinosaurs. [00:39:38] Speaker C: No, they're Dinosaurs? No, literally, dinosaurs are defined as avian versus non avian. [00:39:48] Speaker B: Birds are dinosaurs and that's what makes them a dinosaur. Otherwise, just foul. [00:39:53] Speaker C: No, they're just. They're descendant of dinosaurs. They have feathers, not skin to arms. [00:40:00] Speaker B: So if I see a bird flying by my bird feeder and my wife's like, look, that's a Carolina wren, I'll be like, no, honey, that's a dinosaur. [00:40:09] Speaker C: Both are correct answers. [00:40:11] Speaker B: Technically, I'm correct. [00:40:13] Speaker C: Yes, you are technically correct. [00:40:15] Speaker B: All right, I'm going to throw that one at her next time. [00:40:17] Speaker C: Totes do see the city. [00:40:21] Speaker B: I get back. [00:40:22] Speaker A: I. I'm trying to find if, like, I can find rocket launchers even for sale. [00:40:28] Speaker C: And are they legal in Colorado? [00:40:31] Speaker B: Not everywhere, I'm pretty sure. [00:40:33] Speaker C: What do you mean? Not for you? Like, not for truck drivers or not for anybody? [00:40:38] Speaker A: Well, if you have the correct FFL special. No, if you have the correct FFL for destructive devices, you can have a rocket launcher. You can't use it on anybody, but you can. [00:40:51] Speaker B: He's got his big pee pee boy lights. [00:40:53] Speaker C: Wait, if you can't use a rocket light. If you can't use a rocket launcher, what's the point of having one? [00:40:58] Speaker B: Oh, rancher. [00:41:00] Speaker A: A rocket rancher. [00:41:01] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm doing my best, okay? You've no money. You have no idea how many beers I am to this convo. [00:41:08] Speaker A: The rocket rancher out there is fucking, you know, watching the rockets out there graze for Elon Musk so he can, you know, take one of those rockets and shoot it up into space. The rocket rancher. [00:41:22] Speaker B: I thought a rocket rancher just uses rocket to fuck goats. [00:41:31] Speaker A: I love how Google will, like, fill it in. Like, I'm like, typing in rocket launchers for sale. And it's like, rocket launchers for kids. Rocket launchers, boats, Rocket launches for both sale. Rocket launch for kids. No, just for sale. I like, I want to. Where to buy a rocket launcher. Thank you. Fucking random Reddit post. [00:42:00] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Literally, I was looking at the same thing and I clicked Reddit. [00:42:06] Speaker B: Reddit knows all. [00:42:07] Speaker C: Credit does know all. Even if it's for your good or your bad benefit. [00:42:11] Speaker A: You know what's funny is you can buy like a fucking grenade launcher. Technically, they are not classified as firearms. [00:42:22] Speaker C: Wait, when does a fucking. But you said become a rocket when. [00:42:30] Speaker A: It, you know, is fired off of its own. Like when it has a rocket. [00:42:37] Speaker C: Yes. [00:42:40] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I know I can't afford it, but I also look at yachts, too. [00:42:49] Speaker C: I'm like, you're looking at Yachts. I look at yachts. [00:42:53] Speaker A: Yeah, you can shop for yachts and helicopters. [00:42:55] Speaker C: I'm like, how many sales do you want on your yacht? Because it's three or nothing. [00:43:00] Speaker B: No sales. [00:43:01] Speaker A: I don't. [00:43:02] Speaker B: None. I want a engine on that. [00:43:05] Speaker A: I want a nuclear powered yacht. I want something just stupid, you know, but it's like, I can't afford it. I'll never be able to afford it. [00:43:21] Speaker B: But, like, I want you, a yacht one day, Alex. Don't worry, we'll have the yacht party yet. Like, what are you gonna do with a guy? Just imagine buying a yacht and you're just, like, automatically transformed into, like, Leonardo DiCaprio. [00:43:40] Speaker C: I thought it just sat at the, like, the yard and you just showed people how expensive you were. [00:43:46] Speaker A: No, I. Like, what I would do is I would, you know, get a bunch of, you know, crazy gun nuts, you know, and put them on the yacht. And, you know, everyone can bring whatever Trump rally. Everyone can bring whatever guns they want and, like, send it over to Europe. [00:44:05] Speaker B: It sounds like a Trump rally. [00:44:07] Speaker C: This does sound like it's your umbrella. [00:44:10] Speaker A: But, you know, it has to go to Europe and then come back to the United States. And if everyone's alive, guns aren't the problem. But if everyone is dead, I'll be like, okay, maybe. Maybe guns are the problem. [00:44:22] Speaker C: I hate how your logic works, but. [00:44:26] Speaker A: It'S like, everyone can bring whatever guns you want on board. Everyone's armed, you know, dude, check out my guns. And you can fucking, you know, throw clays in the ocean, whatever. [00:44:36] Speaker C: Wait, Trump is part of the Titanic, like, conspiracy where it wasn't a Titanic that sung, I don't know, some other ship where they just swatched the name the Olympia. [00:44:45] Speaker A: But I don't know if you know this. [00:44:46] Speaker C: How do you know that? But you're degrading me about conspiracies. [00:44:50] Speaker A: I don't know if you know this, but Trump was born a little bit after the Titanic. [00:44:54] Speaker C: I don't care. The fact that I. The most important thing to me right now as part of this conversation is that you know the name of the ship. Olympia. [00:45:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it's common knowledge. [00:45:06] Speaker B: I don't know anything about no Olympia ship. [00:45:08] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. Thank you. [00:45:11] Speaker D: Quite honestly, I always forget the name. [00:45:13] Speaker C: I'm starchy over here. Okay, y'all. [00:45:17] Speaker A: Yeah. She's full of beer. [00:45:20] Speaker C: You wish. [00:45:23] Speaker D: Oh, my. [00:45:25] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. There are some days that I miss being like, the trash person in North Dakota that was a severe alcoholic. [00:45:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:45:38] Speaker B: Never do. [00:45:39] Speaker A: And addicted. There's just sometimes, like, I miss it. You Know, like, now that I'm a responsible homeowner and I'm no longer a kid, you know, I miss the days of, like, falling asleep underneath the beer pong table. [00:45:54] Speaker C: Sir, you a kid until you own a house. [00:45:57] Speaker A: No, you're a kid until you're fucking responsible. [00:46:00] Speaker C: Ie, you own a house. [00:46:01] Speaker A: No, you don't have to own a house to be responsible. [00:46:03] Speaker C: Okay? [00:46:04] Speaker A: I use. [00:46:05] Speaker D: Are you responsible? [00:46:06] Speaker C: Oh, God, no, girl. [00:46:09] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I don't even pay. [00:46:10] Speaker C: The pet insurance anymore, so she never did. What? No, I paid for Goose. [00:46:15] Speaker D: You don't have pet insurance? [00:46:17] Speaker C: No, Alex pays for it through his job. [00:46:19] Speaker A: Now it just comes right out of my face. [00:46:21] Speaker B: What classifies responsible? [00:46:24] Speaker C: I don't know, like, being old enough to own beer or being old enough to pay a debt and avoid it and push it off to next month's expenses. [00:46:32] Speaker B: That's what I'm about to say. Because Alex is like, we were an adult when we were in North Dakota, and it's like, why? Because we weren't responsible. And I'm like, hey, I was a bill paying motherfucker in North Dakota. You gave me a bill. I paid that. I was responsible as a. Didn't matter how much other stuff I did. [00:46:51] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a whole bill, Burbit. It's like when that guy dies, you know, what are you gonna say about him? Oh, he paid his bills. He was a bill paying son of a. [00:47:05] Speaker B: But it was true. I'll pay a bill. Pay all the bills. Yeah, but like, but, but how I like it is if you're a real adult, you pay, like, all the bills. And so, like, even back then we were cheap as fuck. Even though we made good money, it was like, hey, you know what we should do? Let's all live in the same apartment so we can split all the bills. Why? Why? So we could spend more money on booze. [00:47:33] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:47:39] Speaker A: I fucking worked. [00:47:40] Speaker B: Hey, you want to live in the same house and so we can save money to buy booze? It's like, fuck, you. Get your own house. [00:47:48] Speaker A: Yeah, now I can fucking be like, what? [00:47:52] Speaker C: Only I buy my own booze. [00:47:56] Speaker A: I got you a fucking nice bottle of whiskey out there on the table. [00:47:59] Speaker C: And I've drunk half of it, so applause to me. I mean, drunk half of it. Yeah, it tastes nice. There's sage in it, and I like the aftertaste. [00:48:09] Speaker A: I went to a gun show and they had some, like, Pro2Wave whiskey, and that was, like, overpriced, but I'm like, yeah, let's, you know, go for it. And I. I brought it home for her. I'm like. And then I brought home, like, a billion other things for myself, and all. [00:48:28] Speaker C: I paid attention to was the alcohol. [00:48:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:31] Speaker A: I'm like, pay no attention to these new guns. [00:48:34] Speaker C: Yep. Like, I did my part. I just drank the alcohol. To not question your superiority in the conversation. [00:48:46] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like, guns everywhere, but everywhere. [00:48:51] Speaker C: Just your room. They're not in the house. [00:48:53] Speaker A: They're everywhere. You just don't even know about them. [00:48:58] Speaker C: As long as they don't know about them, that's all that matters. [00:49:01] Speaker A: See, my wife is, like, a Californian through and through. She, like, is like, I don't like the gun. [00:49:08] Speaker C: I don't like guns because they hurt animals. If they just hurt humans exclusively, I would be all for guns. But they're indiscriminate, and they're in their causation of pain. [00:49:17] Speaker A: Well, obviously, it's RPGs that are hurting the animals. Like the bison. [00:49:21] Speaker C: Okay. I don't like pellet guns. [00:49:26] Speaker B: Can I, like, point out that animals hurt people more than people hurt. [00:49:31] Speaker C: Okay, as long as we're excluding sharks from this conversation, I approve. [00:49:35] Speaker A: Except for chickens. We look up how many. [00:49:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, we eat the chickens. [00:49:42] Speaker C: As long as we're X. Again, as long as we're excluding sharks, I'm approved for this conversation. [00:49:47] Speaker A: But, like, for. Yeah, of course. [00:49:51] Speaker B: You just said you did. So it's like, so what do you mean? Like, you mean, like, if the animal is bred and farmed to eat, does that constitute humans hurting the animal? [00:50:03] Speaker C: As long as their lives are humane, no. [00:50:07] Speaker A: No, they're not humane. [00:50:08] Speaker C: I applied to the laws of fucking Sherland Templo. I said her name so wrong, but I'm so drunk. I did my best. [00:50:15] Speaker A: It's like, it's applied to laws of Shirley Temple. [00:50:20] Speaker C: I did my best. Okay, Like, I hate that everyone's like, oh, my God, she was autistic. Do you know her? And I'm like, no, I'm autistic. And no, I don't give a. Please. Your only attempt at a conversation is null and void. Leave me alone. [00:50:36] Speaker A: Yeah, just an autistic woman that made the Templeton Gap cool. [00:50:39] Speaker C: It's important. [00:50:40] Speaker B: So here you go. So I don't know what the stats are and how many animals are killed by gunfire a year. Oh, let's Google that. [00:50:49] Speaker C: I'm literally. All right, babe, you have a task. [00:50:55] Speaker A: Okay, shut up. [00:50:57] Speaker B: Here you go. Here's just a Google search on this. Unless I thought it was, but it goes. Mosquitoes cause more human suffering than any Other orgasm. [00:51:09] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:51:09] Speaker A: This over orgasm. [00:51:11] Speaker B: Over 1 million people worldwide die from mosquito borne diseases every year. That's so good in Africa. [00:51:20] Speaker C: But we have such a huge loss of predators. It makes me feel so good about myself. Yes, I love mosquitoes. [00:51:27] Speaker A: Oh. The information is not available because no one gives a shit. [00:51:31] Speaker C: Only you don't give a shit. [00:51:33] Speaker A: It says billions of animals are killed each year by a variety of methods, including guns, fishing, hunting, pesticide traps, and animal agriculture. [00:51:42] Speaker C: Okay, we're including it. Okay, we are including invertebrates. And while they are important part of the food structure, I mainly care about vertebrates. And by veterans, I mean predators. I'm also aware of the fact I said vertebrates wrong. I mean, but we're not including viruses. But viruses are not technically alive, so I still support my original statement. [00:52:08] Speaker A: Seems like gun suicide is going way up. That's crazy. [00:52:12] Speaker C: Oh my God. I saw this time lapse of like people who died in the military, like, their cause of death and like literally 40 to 45% of it maintained as suicide. And like, you know what? That's right. And I'm not sad. [00:52:28] Speaker A: I mean, you know, if you're forced to go to the military and you kill yourself, yeah, that's sad. But if you join on your own accord and then you're like, I can't handle it, you know, I also agree. [00:52:39] Speaker C: With your statement and I don't feel bad about myself for saying so. [00:52:46] Speaker A: It's like, I played Call of Duty. I know what war's about. D babe, no, I don't want to go to war, but if I have to, it, let's go. [00:52:58] Speaker B: Dude. That's what I see with people that like, do the military. They're like, like, you'll meet some people and they'll be like, yeah, I went to Afghanistan and Iraq. And you're like, oh, how was that? They're like, it sucked. And they like got ptsd and you know, they get money from the va. They're like disabled. And you're like, okay, I understand. But then you meet other people. They're like, oh, this is the Marine Corps. And you're like, oh, cool. What did you do in the Marine Corps? Oh, I was a attack dog specialist. You're like, oh, that sounds like a really cool job. Yeah, man, I got ptsd. And then you look it up. The motherfucker worked at the kennel on the base. [00:53:36] Speaker C: Okay, no, no, no. [00:53:37] Speaker B: What do you got PTSD from? Fucking. A dog bit you one time and now you're having a fucking nightmare about it. [00:53:43] Speaker C: Oh my God. You're literally describing one of the teachers I had in my vet tech program. He was like, oh yeah, I got my vet doctor degree. And then Milt like, what? What the. Did you Drew treat dogs? He's like, yeah, no, shut up. And like give us all Cs. Like, no, that shit's. [00:54:02] Speaker B: I worked with a dude that was like. I worked with a bunch of people that were military disabled. But like, that system is so milked. I hope Elon Musk goes through that because like I knew a dude that was. He. He retired from the Coast Guard. I worked with this guy 20 years Coast Guard. And then he was 100% disabled from the Coast Guard. So the VA. So he was getting like a $50,000 check for being retired. A $50,000 check a year for like being disabled. And then he worked a full time job as a maintenance tech. [00:54:37] Speaker C: Shut up. [00:54:38] Speaker B: A utility I worked at and so made another like 58,000. Guess what his disability was? [00:54:44] Speaker C: What? [00:54:45] Speaker B: He got carpal tunnel from pulling rope all day. More like tugging on. That's what they do in the Coast Guard, but legit like this. And he was a mechanic, a maintenance guy and he had surgery for carpental and they were giving, giving him $50,000 a year for the rest of his life. That's what I'm saying. You can go in. I told Brandon when he went the Navy, I was like. I straight told him. I was like, what you need to do before you get out is you need to hurt your back at pt. [00:55:28] Speaker C: Yes. [00:55:28] Speaker B: Just somehow just hurt. Just hurt your back. Because the cool thing about back pain, it's the hardest thing to diagnose for doctors. Because they can't tell you that your back pain don't hurt. [00:55:42] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:55:43] Speaker B: Because there's so many things that could be wrong with your back. They don't know. Nerve damage. [00:55:49] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:55:51] Speaker B: You got muscles. Pairs, tendons. There's so, so many things that could go wrong with your back. Spinal crack and like, yeah, they can do x rays and MRIs and all this stuff. But the thing is, they'll do surgery on you for sure. But I mean, you can do six years in the military and catch a check for the rest of your life. 50k a year, dude. Could you imagine having a free 50k right now? [00:56:19] Speaker C: Pay taxes on it. [00:56:21] Speaker B: Alex, no, on the disability. [00:56:24] Speaker C: I'm not sure, babe. Do I have to pay disability on it? [00:56:28] Speaker A: Why would I be the one that knows this? [00:56:30] Speaker C: You're the one who files my taxes for me. [00:56:33] Speaker B: Even if you did. [00:56:34] Speaker A: Courtney, do you have to pay taxes on disability. [00:56:36] Speaker B: Taxes on it. Let's just say that you got 35,000, Alex. Like, how? Think about all the guns you could buy with an extra $35,000 a year. [00:56:47] Speaker C: Don't tell them that. [00:56:51] Speaker A: I mean, I can buy like three more guns for 35,000. [00:56:56] Speaker B: They're kind of expensive. [00:57:00] Speaker A: I mean, like, I can buy a ton of shitty guns, you know, I can buy, you know, like Glocks all day long. I can buy a new Glock for every day of the year. It's like, oh, look, here's a Glock 43X. Hell yeah. [00:57:15] Speaker C: How much did they charge at the basic? [00:57:19] Speaker A: What, for guns? [00:57:20] Speaker C: Wait, how much money would I need to buy a gun? [00:57:24] Speaker A: Depends on what you want. [00:57:25] Speaker C: I want something that can kill you. [00:57:28] Speaker A: Kill me? Any gun can do that. [00:57:30] Speaker B: This gun here, $290 Walmart. [00:57:33] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:57:34] Speaker B: You get a pellet gun if you. [00:57:35] Speaker D: Die and it was by gunshot. We know it's Alex. [00:57:40] Speaker C: No, I would use poison. NCB spare owned. @ least relax your soul, Alex. [00:57:46] Speaker B: How much is the cheapest pellet gun you can buy? [00:57:49] Speaker A: Probably like $30. [00:57:51] Speaker C: Yeah, because I'd poison you. But they didn't use the pellet gun as like a cover up. [00:57:56] Speaker A: I have plenty of guns. [00:57:58] Speaker B: That's not exactly planning your, your, your murder. [00:58:03] Speaker C: I'm a poor pathetic widow. The, the, like, court is totally gonna rule on my side. [00:58:08] Speaker A: I legitimately had to cry. [00:58:10] Speaker B: Walmart pellet pellet guns, 13 to 120. [00:58:14] Speaker C: Yeah, it's not my fault you died from that shit. [00:58:17] Speaker A: I literally have two grenades right over there. [00:58:21] Speaker C: You have grenades? [00:58:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I do. [00:58:24] Speaker C: You do? [00:58:25] Speaker A: I have two. [00:58:26] Speaker C: Can I shoot one off like underground? Like in a crawl space? [00:58:31] Speaker B: Oh, he does? [00:58:34] Speaker A: Yeah. I have life insurance, not murder insurance. [00:58:39] Speaker C: Okay, this murder insurance exists. [00:58:42] Speaker A: I'm sure it does. [00:58:43] Speaker C: I'll pay into that. [00:58:45] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, insurance companies will take your money. They don't give a shit. I'll pay you the bath. [00:58:51] Speaker A: Like, it's the most unethical way to gamble. It's like, how are they gonna die? You know, are you gonna put all your money on cancer or all your money on murder or all your money on car crash? It's like, oh, for my wife, definitely all on car crash. [00:59:09] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, for sure. No. Okay. Remember the dude I almost hit on a bicycle like a couple weeks ago? Like, I fucking saw him at Walmart and he was shopping with younger daughter, like, clearly, sugar baby. Like, he pointed me out and he's like, oh, that's a bitch who almost hit me. And I rolled them My window. And I'm like, wait, you mean the cunt that. The cunt that almost hit you? And I drove off because he called me a cunt, not a bitch, when I almost killed him on accident. [00:59:40] Speaker B: That's well deserving. [00:59:42] Speaker C: Exactly right? Like, I accept my title. I will not be degraded from C to white women. [00:59:49] Speaker B: And you call them the C word. You call them a cunt. You call white women a C, and they just get all uppity, right? [00:59:56] Speaker C: Like, it's like the best thing ever. I want that on my grave tombstone. I'm a cunt, not a bitch. [01:00:04] Speaker B: That are like 50 plus that are white. And if you call them a cunt, it's like, oh, my God. You call me. It's like. He's like, okay, hold your horses. It's just a word before I forget. Like, okay, how about this? Let's go back to insurance policies. I just thought of the best thing. So, you know. So, you know, you buy premiums, right? Where it's like, you pay X amount of money, you can get 500,000. You pay more, you get a million. Pay more, you get 2 million. [01:00:38] Speaker C: Yep. [01:00:39] Speaker B: Right? And so, like, what if, you know, because, you know, those premiums for those higher amounts, they. They get a. They get pretty high up there, and they're kind of expensive. So you're like, I don't know if I can afford 150amonth for 2 million bucks. You know, what if instead of doing that, they had, like, a cheap alternative for everybody? It was like $10 a month. And then if you ever had to cash out on it, like, your spouse died or friend, whatever you like, it had to go into the insurance company. It was like spinning the wheel of fortune. [01:01:12] Speaker A: It's like your surviving spouse, like, spins the wheel, and it's like, oh, you die too. [01:01:21] Speaker B: At least, you know, you're taking this tragic event that was, like, really upsetting, but at least, you know, you know, you get to have some fun, you know, and collect some money. [01:01:30] Speaker C: You know, Seriously, if he dies, the house is paid for, right, babe? The house is paid for, right? [01:01:36] Speaker A: I mean, I don't have to pay. [01:01:37] Speaker C: For the house if you die, right? [01:01:39] Speaker A: As long as you don't it up. [01:01:42] Speaker B: Like, they give you the money, and then you do with whatever you want with the money. You can. They can give you whatever money it is, and you can go spend it all on foot massages and let the house get repoed. [01:02:00] Speaker C: I want the house. I don't want the foot massages. [01:02:03] Speaker B: Right? And so it's whatever you Want to spend it on. [01:02:06] Speaker C: Okay. [01:02:06] Speaker A: It's like the movie Grandma's Boy. [01:02:09] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [01:02:10] Speaker A: Like, I have been giving him all the money and he's supposed to give you the rent. It's like, right? It's like I. I've been spending all the money on Filipino hookers. [01:02:23] Speaker C: I mean, but that's valid, right? [01:02:25] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, if you spend all the money on Filipino hookers, then, yes, you are going to be in your. [01:02:30] Speaker C: That's money well spent though, right? [01:02:32] Speaker D: No, it's not. [01:02:34] Speaker A: On Filipino hookers. [01:02:35] Speaker B: I think I feel like Filipino hookers are overpriced in the United States. [01:02:40] Speaker A: I mean, you know, they might have a penis like that. [01:02:44] Speaker C: What is bad sex from a hooker, though? [01:02:46] Speaker B: These are Filipino hookers, not Taiwan, not. What is it? [01:02:51] Speaker C: What is bad sex? [01:02:55] Speaker A: What do you mean bad sex? [01:02:57] Speaker C: How much money will you pay for bad sex versus good sex? [01:03:01] Speaker A: I mean, if it's a hooker's first date, they're gonna be probably bad at it, right? [01:03:05] Speaker C: Right. Because they have their. They still have their virginity and shit, right? [01:03:09] Speaker B: Well, I mean, I think so. I'll break this down. I think. [01:03:13] Speaker C: Thank you. [01:03:13] Speaker B: You can get like, you can get like a meth crack whore for like 50 bucks, right? [01:03:17] Speaker C: Huh? [01:03:18] Speaker A: Whoa. You spend too much. [01:03:20] Speaker B: Which you're going to. Let's just assume. Let's just assume that that's your classification of bad. [01:03:28] Speaker C: All right, so my bottom. So my level is 50 bucks. Continue. [01:03:32] Speaker B: Okay. And now if you want like a really pretty escort, they're like like $300 an hour. [01:03:43] Speaker C: An hour. [01:03:44] Speaker A: Okay, I need 15 seconds. [01:03:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I was about to say that, but continue. [01:03:49] Speaker B: Okay, so. So then you would need an hour or whatever. [01:03:52] Speaker C: Wait. So fully 15 seconds, but they still charge you for the whole hour, right? It's like tech surface. [01:03:58] Speaker B: Okay, yeah, whatever. I don't know. I'm not a hooker, so I would assume you could probably make them hang out with you for an hour. I don't know how it works. Or maybe, you know, once the D is done, whatever. But then there's like really, really expensive high end ones, like, you know, Jeff Bezos style hookers. And then those are like, so, you know, tens of thousands of dollars a night. And that's like the kind you bring to like a gala or something if you're a rich person. Like, this is my. [01:04:27] Speaker C: Aren't those like escorts? Like, you, like, escalate between adjectives with monies. Like escorts versus whores. [01:04:35] Speaker A: A gala is gals. [01:04:38] Speaker C: I thought it was just like a MLP thing, though. [01:04:40] Speaker A: What were you saying, Courtney? [01:04:41] Speaker B: Escorts are. They just get around it by calling it. [01:04:49] Speaker D: I finally have a story to tell. [01:04:51] Speaker A: Let's hear it. [01:04:52] Speaker D: I support you best over here. Anyway, so you know how I used to work at Buns, that burger joint that was connected to hotel? [01:05:01] Speaker C: Yes. [01:05:01] Speaker D: Well, one night this black guy comes in and he stay. He's there for like 15, 20 minutes waiting on someone. [01:05:08] Speaker A: He doesn't tip you. [01:05:08] Speaker D: And so finally someone comes in, it's a hooker. So we're trying. He chose like the one that's farthest away from us, but we're trying to eavesdrop and we get the gist that he wanted something too weird and didn't have enough money and they were arguing about it, so she was like, fuck this, and left. And he hurriedly paid and he ended up dropping a hundred bucks. [01:05:38] Speaker C: Damn, I'm still hung up on. [01:05:43] Speaker B: There was a burger joint named Bun. [01:05:46] Speaker D: Yeah, it was weird. [01:05:49] Speaker C: Was it different? [01:05:51] Speaker D: Yeah, there's this really weird guy that was hitting on me once and he was like. He had tattoos and he was definitely something. [01:06:04] Speaker C: Hey, Tat sir. [01:06:05] Speaker A: One thing and six months. [01:06:09] Speaker D: No, I didn't do anything. I said no, I didn't. I already saw my sister. I didn't want that drama in my life. [01:06:16] Speaker C: Yep, Yep. Wait, so did Ben never meet Cassandra? [01:06:22] Speaker A: Probably not. [01:06:24] Speaker C: Ah, it's star crossed lovers, man. No, no. You know what? Cassie is your sister in law. [01:06:32] Speaker A: No. [01:06:34] Speaker B: Why? Used to hang out with Cassie in Colorado Springs. Hank would go out with her all the time. [01:06:39] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. Yeah, they did meet then. [01:06:41] Speaker C: Oh, error. Check my statement then. [01:06:44] Speaker B: Yeah, Cassie. Cassie would be like, I didn't make any money tonight at the strip club. You want to go drinking? And I'd be like, are you paying? And she said, yes. And then we could go out and drink. [01:06:53] Speaker A: I. I remember one morning, like you and hang calls me like, hey, we're drunk at the bar. Can you come get us? [01:07:02] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It was in the morning. It was nighttime. [01:07:05] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I woke up to a phone call and I. I just sent an Uber to you. I'm like there. Like, I'm not getting up and putting on clothes. [01:07:18] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's right. You did send an Uber. Oh, no, no, no. I called you. That's right. I couldn't work my phone or something. I was like, I can't get the Uber to work. To work the phone. [01:07:30] Speaker A: Like, you are up. And I'm just like. [01:07:34] Speaker B: I remember when you called me one morning on my way to work and you're like, can you come get me an Alex from The hospital? [01:07:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:07:40] Speaker B: And I was like, did you crash your motorcycle? [01:07:42] Speaker A: Huh? [01:07:46] Speaker B: Oh, I was like, I'll be right there. [01:07:50] Speaker A: And then that gets stolen. [01:07:51] Speaker C: I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe they stole your broke ass bike. [01:07:56] Speaker A: No, it was still good. [01:07:57] Speaker B: I can't believe it took good but. [01:07:58] Speaker C: You never rode it. [01:08:02] Speaker A: Well, now Colorado is vicious. Like, they shot my filibuster. Do you even know what that word means? [01:08:11] Speaker C: It means when like government people don't want to admit their faults. [01:08:16] Speaker A: I don't know what it means. I just. [01:08:17] Speaker B: How was Colorado? Broke? [01:08:20] Speaker A: Well, no, like, Mike, the Honda, it got shot up. [01:08:26] Speaker C: Wait, it got hit by bullets too? What went your motorcycle up hit my bullets on top of your car? Just the car got shot. [01:08:34] Speaker A: This car got shot. [01:08:35] Speaker C: Okay. [01:08:36] Speaker A: I. I don't know, maybe the bike. [01:08:39] Speaker B: You guys sent me a picture of that with some bullet holes. [01:08:42] Speaker C: Ta da. [01:08:44] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it like I was supposed to go get a new windshield today, but you know, Tron was busy. [01:08:52] Speaker C: He's being an adult for once in his life. [01:08:54] Speaker B: I haven't got a windshield. Is at least got a tarp on it. [01:08:58] Speaker A: It's got tape. [01:08:59] Speaker C: It's got tape. [01:09:01] Speaker A: Okay, put tape over the bullet holes. [01:09:03] Speaker B: I just picture. I just picture it sitting there. No windshield. It's just been snowing. [01:09:07] Speaker C: It's not that much better, I promise you. [01:09:09] Speaker B: There's like. There's like stray cats living in it. You know, Dirty Mike and the boys are just having fun in there on the weekend. [01:09:19] Speaker A: It's like that episode of Breaking Bad where there's duct tape on the fucking, you know, door and it's like fucking. You know, the dude like pulls off the tape and he's like, what do those look like to you? Bullet holes. He's like, this is my domicile and I will not be harassed. It's pretty much what it's like. The windshield's tough as like it took the bullets. [01:09:44] Speaker C: It's a Toyota. What can you expect? [01:09:47] Speaker A: It's a Honda. [01:09:47] Speaker C: But wait, what is the difference? Honda 1M is Japanese. [01:09:56] Speaker B: Japanese chain, you know, 1, 1, 1 Japanese. Oh, no, that's. [01:10:02] Speaker C: Wait, what the Chinese brands are, Are, are there Chinese brands of cars you can buy in America? [01:10:08] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [01:10:09] Speaker C: What's a Chinese car? I am so fucking drunk. You've guys have no idea. Trying on secondary fucking phone calls. [01:10:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it's called Ford. [01:10:20] Speaker B: I don't think there is any Chinese brands you can buy. [01:10:25] Speaker A: Ford. [01:10:26] Speaker B: No, I don't think there is. There's in Korean. There's no Chinese vehicle brands. I can Think of, off the top of my head, Ford. [01:10:36] Speaker A: It's always Ford. [01:10:37] Speaker B: Ford's not Chinese. [01:10:39] Speaker A: It's made in China. [01:10:40] Speaker B: It's worse made here. So it's worse. [01:10:45] Speaker C: It is worse. [01:10:47] Speaker A: I mean, they just come pre. Broken. They're just upset about the tariffs and it's like they break. [01:10:53] Speaker B: At least it's not a Chrysler. This is Chrysler. Like, like is. Is the inside of the car look nice? Yeah, it's immaculate. Awesome. What? Well, the motor doesn't really run very. Who gives a about that? [01:11:07] Speaker A: It has an analog clock. Look, It's a Chrysler 300. Look, you don't even have a digital. It's analog. It's right there in the middle. [01:11:15] Speaker B: There was some like, guy that was talking smack about cars on Tick Tock I seen recently and he had like the funniest joke. He's like, Chrysler, Chrysler. He goes, they named their cars after the credit scores of the people that are buying them. 250, 300. Like. [01:11:35] Speaker A: That'S a good joke. [01:11:37] Speaker B: He had one for Saturn. It was pretty good. He's like, Saturn. He's like, Saturn's got seven rings to represent the Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Their owners have. [01:11:52] Speaker A: Solid. [01:11:55] Speaker B: Oh yeah, they're pretty good. Well, do you have any, like, stuff like news that we gotta talk about? [01:12:06] Speaker A: Oh, we're. We're already like past the hour. But. [01:12:11] Speaker C: The host presumes all. [01:12:13] Speaker A: It's fine. I mean, whatever. There is a power outage caused by the former Tennessee mayor crashing while risk reaching for a sausage biscuit A in Springfield, Tennessee. [01:12:29] Speaker C: Like, not the horse. [01:12:33] Speaker B: So Mayor Quimby had to have the sausage biscuit and just smashed into like a power line. [01:12:39] Speaker A: Yeah, something like that. [01:12:41] Speaker B: Just like, understandable. [01:12:43] Speaker A: I. I need a sausage bisque and just crash. And then that's how shitty Tennessee is. Like, one former mayor could just be like, I like fucking food while I drive. And then, you know, an entire town's like, oh, fuck, we're out of power. [01:13:00] Speaker C: But Tennessee just has the music festival and walking horses and that's it. [01:13:05] Speaker A: And whiskey. But, you know, it's. That's probably why he crashed. Realistically, they have sports teams. [01:13:14] Speaker C: That's true. [01:13:15] Speaker A: The Tennessee Titans keep those poor people. [01:13:17] Speaker B: Entertained and not killing themselves. [01:13:20] Speaker C: The masses. No hysteria. [01:13:25] Speaker A: But. But my story, you know, that I was going to originally tell for Thanksgiving since I was working and you know, life sucks. One of my customers randomly got 200 fucking chicken wings and I went, the. [01:13:43] Speaker C: Ones that made you sick? [01:13:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Let me tell a story. This is why I don't tell stories. My wife before. [01:13:50] Speaker C: Yeah. I do my best to ruin it, but. [01:13:53] Speaker A: So they like, give me this big ass box of fucking chicken wings. They're like, hey, here you go. Enjoy these. And I'm like, okay, cool. I'm driving. [01:14:04] Speaker B: Wife didn't need to tell me the outcome of this story for me to not guess the outcome of this story. [01:14:10] Speaker A: Well, I mean, yeah, these random people. [01:14:12] Speaker B: Gave me a box of chicken wings and my fat trucker ass decided to eat them because why the hell not? Then I shit myself on my way back home. The end. [01:14:22] Speaker A: No, I did not. I didn't. So so much worse, my fat trucker. [01:14:29] Speaker B: Ass just started mowing down on them legs. You know how I like that? Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. [01:14:35] Speaker A: So I fucking get to my hotel room because they are fucking messy and I didn't want to make a mess of my brand new truck. [01:14:43] Speaker B: Are you sure you're Hispanic? [01:14:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm pretty fucking Hispanic. I like. [01:14:49] Speaker B: Have you ever met your dad? [01:14:51] Speaker A: No. [01:14:53] Speaker B: You sure you're his dad? [01:14:54] Speaker C: I thought you met your dad once. [01:14:56] Speaker A: Not my biological boxes of chicken wings. [01:14:59] Speaker B: You've never met your dad? I think we got something going on here. [01:15:04] Speaker A: Black. That's where our credit score is so low. 740. God. [01:15:09] Speaker C: Than mine. So. [01:15:10] Speaker A: But. So I. I get this, you know, box of chicken back, back to my hotel room, and I put it in the microwave and I sit down and I start chowing down on these chicken wings. I look down at my chicken wings and I noticed something weird about them. And they suspected after I stick it in my mouth. Exactly. Yes. I had high expectations for chicken wings in Durango, Colorado. Okay? This base level fucking chicken. And so I looked down at it, I'm like. And I notice all the fucking chicken wings were cooked with some of the feathers. Like, they got like, you know, a good 98 of the feathers off, you know, good job. But someone really didn't give a. About their job and just, you know, like, they're enough chicken, whatever. And just cooked with feathers. Just in the. I'm like, already five wings deep and I'm like. I wait. [01:16:21] Speaker C: You continue to eat them. [01:16:22] Speaker A: Hey, I ate the. The entire thing. [01:16:24] Speaker C: You told me you stopped. You lied to me. [01:16:26] Speaker A: I did. All the time. And I ate the entire thing. And I'm like, all right, you know, let's. [01:16:34] Speaker C: You told me you stopped eating them after the chicken feathers. [01:16:37] Speaker A: No, you're quiet. You lied to me. Yes, I lied to you. [01:16:40] Speaker B: Quit. [01:16:41] Speaker A: Quit unearthing. Mute your mic. [01:16:44] Speaker C: My husband lied to me. [01:16:48] Speaker A: That's how you do that. But so I, I get the, the chicken and I'm like, I, I eat it all. I'm like, like that. That was pretty good. And I start walking down to the bar and this like halfway to the bar, like, just my guts start roiling. I'm like, I, I'm waiting for at any point to my pants. Just randomly just, you know, take a step and just blow out my pants and just turn around and just go home. And I'm like, oh. And I'm just keep on going, just, you know, poker face. I get down to the bar and you know, my guts are still roiling and nothing happens. And it was the most upsetting, non diarrhea of my life until I got back home. And then I just, you know, started my brains out. It was just like delayed. And I'm like, maybe I am growing up. I don't know. There. Now I can turn my wife's mic back on. There. You happy now? Oh, she's not even in here. Did everyone leave? [01:18:13] Speaker B: I'm here, I'm here. I made it through that story. [01:18:21] Speaker A: Now I'm not gonna tell that on stage. Thank you. That this is. You know how I fucking. [01:18:26] Speaker C: Wait, baby, wait. Okay, no, no, I just walked into. Now I'm not gonna tell the. On stage. What did I miss? [01:18:34] Speaker A: A Wisconsin bar shut down after chickens and cocaine found inside. [01:18:38] Speaker C: Oh, so like normal. Not about your own self. [01:18:44] Speaker A: Just a bunch of people that didn't want to snort the cocaine and they called them all chickens. [01:18:49] Speaker C: Oh, did chickens like cocaine? [01:18:52] Speaker A: I bet you they do. [01:18:54] Speaker C: Serious disturbance. Okay, I know that, like, okay, you know what? [01:18:57] Speaker A: Now everything likes cocaine. [01:19:00] Speaker B: Don't they make the chicken snort cocaine before they have the cockfight? Like they get them all hopped up on cocaine. [01:19:06] Speaker C: That's amazing. [01:19:06] Speaker B: That was on the hangover. [01:19:07] Speaker A: That would be. [01:19:08] Speaker B: I've been giving them, I've been feeding them nothing but cocaine. It's chicken for two weeks. [01:19:14] Speaker A: That'd be amazing. [01:19:17] Speaker B: I forgot that was even in that movie. [01:19:22] Speaker A: But we're, we're going to go ahead and end this podcast. It's been going on forever. Thank you all so much for being here for this crazy, you know, nonsense, you know, as always, whatever it is, we'll see you again next week. Blah, blah, blah. And, and you know, I don't get paid for this. Whatever. [01:19:42] Speaker B: Bye.