California's Good Idea

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty. Another week. You know how it goes with all this nonsense. It is the Human podcast. We are back. I'm your host, Alex Truck. We got my wife, not the truck, and we got Courtney from across the land over there in California. Is it burning down again yet? Like, like, what. What is the deal with that? Like, like California, like, is always on fire. And I'm just, like, waiting for the next big fire. I'm waiting for the San Andreas Fault ahead. For real? For real. [00:00:41] Speaker B: Like, oh, yeah, I felt an earthquake not too long ago. [00:00:46] Speaker A: Oh, it'd be a big earthquake. [00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it was like a four or five. [00:00:54] Speaker A: Like, I want that, like, Haiti earthquake. [00:00:57] Speaker C: All those people waiting for their fake oceanfront property to finally pay in. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Oh, my. [00:01:04] Speaker A: How awesome would it be? [00:01:06] Speaker C: It would be awesome. [00:01:07] Speaker A: Like, it'd be awesome. Like, it'd be cool if, like, you know, the San Andreas Fault just, you know, cracks like, right along the border and just like, kind of pushes California out to the ocean, but, like a couple miles, just, like, you know, turns California into, like a giant, like, landmass boat and then just shoves it the on out. And it's like, there you go. You're an island. Kind of like Hawaii. And then they're gonna be like, let's build a bridge to it. It's like, now, let's. Let's let California be its own thing now. Make it its own nation and then go fucking conquer it and be like, you're part of America again, but now you belong to us. And everyone in California just becomes like, you know, the bitches of America. Oh, my God. I know. But I have. I have massive news. Couple things. My. My wife has finally gone to a gun store and a gun range while guns were being fired. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:02:17] Speaker C: I have mixed feelings. [00:02:20] Speaker A: She doesn't like the loud guns. [00:02:22] Speaker C: I don't. And I didn't like the air pressure. But those were from the unsilenced guns, though, right? [00:02:31] Speaker A: I mean, there wouldn't be any, like, air pressure. I mean, like, maybe like a concussion sound wave, but. [00:02:38] Speaker C: Cause like, the one I could feel all the way across from the other side of the range, that one was really uncomfortable. [00:02:45] Speaker A: Yeah, nothing that we had, like, it was all suppressed stuff, all, you know, dead air. [00:02:50] Speaker C: Yeah. All the stuff I stood next to was much easier. [00:02:54] Speaker A: And so, you know, it's a step into, you know, getting my wife a gun and strapping a suppressor to it and, you know, being like, okay, this is fine. [00:03:06] Speaker C: This is the first step in achieving. [00:03:08] Speaker A: My goal into, you know, conquering you know, a piece of your life. Taking it back? [00:03:16] Speaker C: No, into stabbing the deer. [00:03:20] Speaker A: Well, I'm probably gonna have to take the fucking shot. [00:03:23] Speaker C: Yeah, Well, I want you to like, not kill it all the way. That way I can slice its neck and kill it. Like, I just need you to maim it enough so that I have access to its jugular. [00:03:33] Speaker A: Let's go archery hunting. We just get like a compound bow and just. [00:03:38] Speaker C: You know how to shoot those? Yeah, I don't know how to shoot those. [00:03:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Hard. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Well, you know, like a hunting bow is very, it's more difficult. Like I don't think you could do it. [00:03:52] Speaker C: No, that's, that requires hands, hand and arm strength. That is not happening with my neuropathy. [00:04:00] Speaker A: But you know that, that is fucking like also quiet. I mean, louder than a fucking suppressed. 22. [00:04:06] Speaker C: But, but you like guns. [00:04:09] Speaker A: I know, but like it. You know, I also like archery. [00:04:14] Speaker C: No, I said I would do this. [00:04:16] Speaker A: I mean, you'll be like, okay, yeah. [00:04:21] Speaker C: This is like, I'm not going back on my word, everyone. I'm doing my best to be open minded. [00:04:27] Speaker A: Like, Courtney, have you ever gone shooting? [00:04:29] Speaker B: Yeah, it's fun. [00:04:34] Speaker C: I did see how parts of it would be enjoyable. No, But I couldn't find it enjoyable the first time around, which we both knew was going to happen. I don't adjust well to change. That just means I take time. Not that I hate it and won't do it. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Well, truthfully, it does hurt a little bit. Like, especially if it's like rifle or something where it kicks back and hits your shoulder. [00:05:02] Speaker A: Well, you're supposed to like put it into your shoulder. That way it's not kicking back and hitting you like you're supposed to. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Yeah, it still hurts when you do that. [00:05:13] Speaker C: But Alex is going to get me a tripod to help. [00:05:17] Speaker A: Yeah, the bog death grip tripod and that. That way she just has to, you know, walk up and just, you know, pop it. And it's almost cheating, I'd have to say, like, because I, I, I, I've shot from tripods before and I'm like, damn, this is too easy for me. [00:05:41] Speaker C: It's like being able to buy pre chopped vegetables at the store. [00:05:48] Speaker A: It's like, you know, pushing a button and then, you know, hitting a bullseye. Like, there we go. I win. [00:05:56] Speaker C: That is the least painful way for me to do this. So I will take it. [00:06:00] Speaker A: Well, I mean, there's no recoil on 22. It's not like your papa. [00:06:04] Speaker C: Yeah, well, not just even a little bit. [00:06:08] Speaker A: None. Like, like, I can put like a 22 like on like the table and, you know, pull the trigger and I won't like jump back at all. [00:06:19] Speaker C: But I like tripods. [00:06:21] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, I'll. I'll get one. [00:06:23] Speaker C: Tripods are cool. [00:06:24] Speaker A: Don't bother me none. [00:06:25] Speaker C: I really missed my camping chair. That was a tripod. I loved that camping chair. [00:06:30] Speaker A: Get another one. [00:06:32] Speaker C: Never found it again. And also, I grew up in a. I grew up in a type of an economical tripod camping truck. You didn't. You couldn't afford to get another one. [00:06:43] Speaker A: Oh, look at that. [00:06:44] Speaker C: It had a fold up back and it was bright blue like that. I think so. [00:06:51] Speaker B: Wow. [00:06:53] Speaker A: The one I found like immediately, like. [00:06:56] Speaker C: I never learned to look for stuff once it was gone. I can't help it. [00:07:01] Speaker B: My goodness. [00:07:02] Speaker A: This one even has a little cup holder in it. Let's go to Amazon. Check it out. [00:07:08] Speaker C: So cute. [00:07:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, are you gonna show? [00:07:12] Speaker B: What are you guys looking at? [00:07:14] Speaker A: It's a tripod camping chair with a fucking fold up with like a back. [00:07:18] Speaker C: Yeah, but that's only if I want to sit by myself. I'd rather sit in our loveseek camper. I rather sit in our love seat chair. [00:07:25] Speaker A: I mean, it, it was great. Cuz, like, I bought it, I reviewed it honestly, you know, and the seller reached out to me and said, hey, we, we'll send you another one. You know, we'll. We'll like refund this. And I'm like, all right. Yeah, I'm like, like, I admitted in like my review, I'm like, I was rough on this chair and it did break, but I still, you know, gave it favorable reviews and I'm. [00:08:02] Speaker B: Nice. [00:08:02] Speaker C: I thought you said you had a big booty bitch with you. [00:08:06] Speaker A: Probably. [00:08:07] Speaker C: You better have. [00:08:08] Speaker B: Yep. [00:08:10] Speaker A: I think it was like my big bottomed wife like jumped on it or something like that. [00:08:14] Speaker C: Yeah, definitely. [00:08:15] Speaker A: Like, there was some, you know, funniness with it and. [00:08:18] Speaker C: Yeah, of course, you're a comedian. [00:08:20] Speaker A: And I got another one for free. [00:08:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:23] Speaker A: I'm like, yeah, so next time we. [00:08:25] Speaker C: Go glamping, we'll have it. [00:08:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's in the. It's in the closet. [00:08:29] Speaker C: I know. We could even set it up in the backyard. It's like part of the patio. [00:08:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, we can like have a little fire pit and roast marshmallows and shit. [00:08:39] Speaker C: Yeah, we're going to make a patio and build a fence, you know, have. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Like a little pool. Put our feet in there. [00:08:47] Speaker C: Yes. Like a little kiddie pool. Yeah, that'd be perfect. We can Just like dump ice in. [00:08:52] Speaker A: It and like sit out there and like have like a table. [00:08:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:56] Speaker A: So like there'd be like a table in the middle of the kiddie pool and then just like feet in the ice and like eat. [00:09:02] Speaker C: Yeah. Cause we have to use the barbecue this year. We're gonna do stuff in our backyard this year. We have space now. [00:09:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I got rid of my car. [00:09:10] Speaker C: Yeah, we have space now. We have a backyard that we can do some stuff with. I'm so excited. [00:09:15] Speaker A: Yeah. But I have to still go back there and like fucking tame it back down. [00:09:18] Speaker C: I know, but I'm gonna help. [00:09:23] Speaker A: And the second big thing that happened is I got one of my TEMU packages. I don't know if I said this last week, but I ordered off of the Chinese bullshit website Temu and I, I got an eotech clone. I know that doesn't mean nothing for anyone that doesn't shoot, but it looks really good. I need to take it out, you know, put it on a rifle and see if it actually holds zero. Like, you know, doesn't like move around or anything like that. But if it does, I mean, I think that's good enough for me and I, I'll be pleased as punch to, you know, report back on that. But I, I don't know, you know, if it's gonna actually hold zero, if it's actually gonna be behave itself. Like, if it turns into absolute like Amazon garbage, that's fine, you know, but if it turns into like a decent eotech. Okay. Yeah. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Otech. What does it do? [00:10:45] Speaker A: It's a site. It's like a holographic site. They start at like $600. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:10:52] Speaker A: Yeah, they start at 600 and just go up from there. So I, I bought this for like 70. And I, I'm wait, like, I have a couple other ones. I have some flip up sites and I'm gonna see how those compared to like magpul, you know, flip up sites. And then I got an expensive one that is a thermal. I, I expect nothing from this thermal. I expect it to be hot garbage. And if it is good, I will report. So. But if it's still hot garbage, it's still hot garbage. You know, you can't, you can't fix that. [00:11:40] Speaker C: Nah. [00:11:43] Speaker A: But I, I, I'm excited. I'm, you know, I'm turning around on TEEMU now. Unfortunately, all their prices have probably gone up or something. Not that I, I wonder. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Let's look it up. Teemu. [00:12:02] Speaker C: Do you remember the vine where it was like the Guy with the face swap and he would feed his kids breakfast, and then his kids in the face swap would just roast his food. [00:12:12] Speaker A: Oh, yes. [00:12:15] Speaker C: That's what hop garbage made me think of. [00:12:26] Speaker A: That was, that's an old reference. [00:12:29] Speaker C: I know, I know. That was dinosaur level, but that was, that was a good one. [00:12:38] Speaker A: What are you finding over on your Teemu on, on your side Surprise. [00:12:42] Speaker B: I don't say anything. And prices don't seem to be different. [00:12:49] Speaker A: Exactly. And everyone is freaking out about tariffs. [00:12:54] Speaker B: Yeah. But, like, you don't know if, what, when they'll, they'll, Sometimes they charge you after they come. [00:13:02] Speaker A: No. [00:13:02] Speaker B: Which is. [00:13:04] Speaker A: Why would they charge you after they come? [00:13:07] Speaker B: It's happened to me before when I've ordered something from China. Yeah. If there's postage due from something. [00:13:17] Speaker A: Well, yeah, if you're ordering something, like, like everything that I've ordered came from the States. Oh, I'm not like, waiting six weeks from, you know, Xiao Son, China to get here. [00:13:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but they've, this stuff is all from China. [00:13:38] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, they, they ship it here to the States and I'm sure that's what they did, like, in mass is just like shipped a whole load of over here. And that way we're stocked up, you know, for the tariffs, and that way they can charge us tariff prices. But, you know, just pocket that money. Like, oh, we're sending it from China. You know, it's already here. And they're like, yeah, deliver it in like three weeks. Just wrap it up with a ton of tape like we do in China. But I, like, I, I might if all three of these items, you know, that come from Teemu turn out to be kind of quality, I, I, I might turn my stance on Teo around, not going to give him my credit card number. Like, that's insane. I, I, I just, like, went through PayPal. No. What's that other one that is always on Amazon? Affirm. Oh, so, like, they get the money from Affirm and then Affirm gets the money from me. And that's fine. I'm like, okay. But yeah, I'm not gonna give him, like, you know, my credit card. That's insane. So we'll, we'll see. Like, so far I'm excited, but, you know, I, I wanna, I want it to all be true. But like, anything that's, like, too good to be true is. [00:15:19] Speaker C: Yep. [00:15:20] Speaker A: So. But unlike this first story here, California mayor suggests giving free fentanyl to purge homeless population. [00:15:34] Speaker C: I'm on board with this. [00:15:35] Speaker A: I, yeah, this is the best idea. I'VE ever heard. This man is a goddamn hero. I love him. Mayor R. Rex Pair Paris looks like a Republican of Lancaster, California, drew national criticism after suggesting at a February city council meeting that the solution to homelessness was to give them all the fentanyl they want. He later reinforced the statement in a televised interview, saying he wished the federal government would. Would allow a purge to remove homeless individuals from the city. Paris later said in his comments were not meant to be taken literally. Instead, he was referring only to a. A criminal element within the unhoused population. [00:16:29] Speaker C: Sure that that's, that's not going to backpedal the way he hopes it will. [00:16:36] Speaker A: No, I'm, I'm full on with your whole idea, you know, for the chronically homeless population. I'm not saying, you know, oh, I lost my job and have to live in a car for a bit or, oh, I'm, you know, struggling along and I have a job and I'm trying to, you know, get back on my feet. Not those people, you know, let's help them out. You know, the people that are, you know, trying to help themselves, you know, I have no problem with those. Or the ones that just kind of like, want to live off the grid and are not being a nuisance and, you know, kind of like want to be, you know, off the grid, living in the woods people, that's fine. If you want to live out in the woods, grow your own food, whatever. If you're not taking away, you know, resources from, you know, hard working Americans, I have no problem with you. But like, the people that are just getting drunk all day, you know, pissing themselves on the street, you know, chronically homeless, just doing drugs all the time. And we come to them time and time again, be like, hey, would you like to get sober? Would you like to clean? Would you like to improve your life? I do heroin. Kill those people. Why do we need them around? They are a drain on society. Obviously, the heroines hooked in deep, you know, just go ahead and finish the job early. Boom. Throw them in a pauper's grave. Done. You know, give them all the fentanyl they want, let them od, and then guess what? Things get a whole lot nicer. Look at the uae. They got rid of all their homeless people and now it's nice over there. Or force them to work, be like, okay, you know, if you're homeless, you're gonna get, you know, picked up and not taken exactly to a jail, but to like a, you know, a nice housing facility where they take you out and make you do jobs and, like, you know, find you work, and you get paid, you know, for doing the work. It's not like slave labor. And you can, you know, like, we kind of just like force you to, you know, save up and get back on your feet. I mean, I. I don't think it's a bad idea at all where it's like, you know, it's like kind of like prison. Like, you're allowed to leave, but you don't get food stamps. If you leave, you don't get anything. You get kicked out to the street. If you want to, you know, be out in the street, you're just gone, you know, no government assistance whatsoever, you know, and make it illegal to panhandle. And it's like, if you're on panhandle, you know, we're going to arrest you, charge you, here's a fine, and here's like, a week in jail where we don't treat you nice and, you know, give you jobs and try and get you back on your feet. [00:19:48] Speaker B: My grandfather was. Lost his leg, and he didn't work at all. I mean, and he panhandled. [00:20:00] Speaker A: But did he lose his leg in, like, the war or something? Or did he lose his leg from diabetes? [00:20:05] Speaker B: I think. Diabetes. [00:20:08] Speaker A: I mean, you can get a job where you're talking on the phone. You can get a job in customer service. You can get a job sitting at a desk. You don't need two legs to work. You only need two legs to drive a car. But you can, you know, go. [00:20:23] Speaker B: And actually, you don't even need two legs to drive a car. Just one, if it's automatic. [00:20:29] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, I like. I assume that he lost the. The, you know, driving leg. You know, I. I don't know. [00:20:39] Speaker B: I don't remember. But both of them ended up being amputated, like when he was rocking a wheelchair. But he used to go panhandle in Palm Springs. [00:20:51] Speaker A: Yeah, that. That. That's like Richie territory. But I mean, like, if you lose. [00:20:59] Speaker C: A leg, are you fine with panhandlers in the richie areas? [00:21:03] Speaker A: No. [00:21:04] Speaker C: Why not? [00:21:06] Speaker A: I don't like him anywhere. I don't want to see him at all. I, like, anytime I see a homeless person panhandling, you know, will, you know, do, like. Like, the only time I, like, acknowledge someone, you know, on the side of the road with a sign he had. I'm looking for a job. I have resumes. Take one. That's the only guy I remember. This is years ago. This is probably like 8 years ago I saw this dude still remember him to this day, saw him for one day, that was it. Boom, gone good. He wasn't looking for money, he wasn't looking for handouts. He, you know, had a stack of resumes. He's like, I'm looking to work. You know, if you're looking to hire me, you know, hire anybody, I have a resume, take a resume. That guy was great. Sure, but because you have a disability, because you lost an arm, lost a leg, lost your eyesight, you know, lost any, you know, bodily function. Yeah, it's gonna knock you the down, get the back up, you know, and, and learn how to deal with it. There's plenty of blind people that are, you know, working today, you know, obviously not driving a fucking truck or anything like that. Not forklift operators, but they're doing other things, you know, and there are jobs that you can do with any disability you have, just go do it. Now. There are people, you know, that I have no problem with them not working, you know, the severely disabled, you know, and like the severely, like mentally disabled. Yeah, I have no problem, you know, having my tax dollars go to them. None at all. Like there was one of my really good friends, like her son was like severely like mentally disabled, you know, nice kid, you know, non verbal, you know, didn't ever say anything. And I, I, I have no problem with my tax dollars going to helping her and her son out. None at all. But you know, these chronically homeless people that just want to smoke meth all day and break into people's cars and, you know, just stumble down the road them, you know, lock them the up, take them to, you know, some like man camp somewhere and force them to work, force them get back on their feet. I feel like, you know, forcing someone to do something that they don't want to do, but that's good for them, you know, the ends justify the means. Go for it. I know it's like kind of like a weird like rant in the middle of my stuff, but it's like, hell yeah. It's like if you're, if your kid is, you know, out there, you know, smoking meth every day or, or you know, around like my, my parents did it. Like, my mom took me to a military boarding school. Not something that I wanted to do, not, not an experience that I wanted to have, but it's an experience that I needed. So it's like, boom, you know, hey, you're now in this military boarding school. Congratulations, you know, you're going to be here for a while, you know, learn some life skills. Get back on your feet, and then when you get out, you're ready to join society as a whole. And I. I feel like, you know, we can have that for, you know, people that are getting out of, you know, long term jail sentences as well. Big, hey, you know, you're gonna get out of this long term jail sentence. Here's some structure in your life. Here's like a 9 to 5 job, you know, here's ways to learn skills and get your foot in the door and, you know, hey, you can get hired at this company. Awesome. And boom. Now everyone in America is, you know, either, you know, destitute with no one to help them, and they're bitter and angry and sitting in a prison cell, or, you know, they're like, oh, yeah, life is great now because, like, everyone's paying taxes and we're not having to, you know, shell out a bunch of money to scoop, you know, homeless off the street sometimes literally. [00:26:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:10] Speaker A: I mean, like, I don't think you have too many homeless people in your town. I mean, I. I saw him when I was there, but, you know, not to the extent of here in Colorado Springs, really. I mean, just because you have old people that are walking around doesn't mean they're homeless. If they have a home, they're good. [00:26:41] Speaker B: It just depends on what area you are in here. [00:26:51] Speaker A: But, yeah, this guy, you know, goes on an interview, there's nothing you can do for these people. You know, Lancaster has the most innovative homeless solutions of any city in America. We're proud of it. We take care of a lot of people. But I'm talking about the people that refuse those services. The people that want to keep camp near your home so they can burglarize it at night. Yeah, I mean, a hundred percent. Paris, this guy is great. I. I kind of want to reach out to him, be like, dude, you are 100, right? I should. Like, this is the one thing that most people do not understand. Your politicians are easy to reach. You know, your politicians, you know, sometimes will take your phone calls, especially lower level politicians. They have nothing better to do. Like, you call their office and make, hey, can I talk to, you know, House representative, blah, blah, blah, you know, or senator, you know, Garcia or something. And they'll be like, all right, yeah, you know it. If they have time, they'll take the call, and if not, they'll take a message, you know, And I, I do gotta say, you know, go out, vote, go out, be politically active. Don't just sit there and scream at a rally or scream At a protest, go out and run for senator, Run for, you know, representative, run for your mayor. You know, if you want to change stuff, go do it. You know, stop sitting there, you know, complaining, holding a sign, thinking it's going to change anything. This is what I do in my truck all day long. It's like, just like, go on rants like this, and I'm like, no one will ever hear this, but it is what it is. [00:28:54] Speaker B: Hopefully not. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Hopefully I don't go on rants like this in my truck. [00:29:00] Speaker B: No, hopefully they don't hear this. [00:29:03] Speaker A: Oh, they're gonna hear it. [00:29:06] Speaker B: Yeah. After you put it together better. [00:29:11] Speaker A: After. I mean, I, I, I feel like that was a cohesive thought. [00:29:17] Speaker B: When you first do it, though. [00:29:20] Speaker A: You know, the homeless people, I mean, like, the chronically homeless people, the people that want to do drugs and do crimes, and they don't care about rejoining society. I, I feel like, you know, us as Americans, we should not help those people. I feel like we should cut everything that we got, you know, going for them. And, like, I don't feel like that's a wrong statement to have. I feel like, you know, hey, you are, you know, so far on, you know, taking advantage of all the benefits of America, and we should, you know, cut you the fuck on out. But that's all for, you know, when I run for senator. Senator Alex. Senator Alex. A truck. [00:30:14] Speaker B: Nothing. [00:30:15] Speaker A: Oh, God. Like, it's gonna be awful when they pull up these podcasts, I'm like, did you say this? Like, there's gonna be someone scrubbing through all of the things I've said, all of the horrendous stuff I've said, and I'm like, oh, no. And I'm gonna have to sit in the front of, like, a panel of people and, like, did you really say that? Like, you know, Nazis are bad? And I'm like, I did. It's like, as a Democrat, I'm not voting for you. Nazis are people. [00:30:48] Speaker B: God. [00:30:49] Speaker A: I know. But up, up next, I'm sure you've already heard about this, Courtney. J.D. vance, our vice President of the United States of America, went and visited the Pope, like, six hours before he died. [00:31:08] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that. [00:31:13] Speaker A: I mean, a lot of people did. And I, I, I did a fantastic joke. It murdered, like, the day the Pope died, which was, like, last Monday. I did a whole bit about how Jesus died, like, right before the weekend. You know, it's like, oh, yeah, I had a feast. I had a, like, great party with all my friends, you know, this weekend. Fucking Mary's gonna give me some head. Oh, it's gonna be great. What? [00:31:50] Speaker C: It's gross. [00:31:51] Speaker A: Giving head from his mom. Marry the prostitute. [00:31:58] Speaker C: Oh. [00:31:59] Speaker B: Oh. [00:32:00] Speaker A: His mom was probably dead. He was 33. [00:32:04] Speaker C: No, his mom wept for him. [00:32:06] Speaker B: His mom was alive? Yeah. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I mean, I, I guess his mom was probably only like 40 at that time. [00:32:16] Speaker B: 45, hopefully. [00:32:20] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:32:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I think she was around 15 or something. [00:32:25] Speaker A: Yeah. That means God's a pedophile. [00:32:28] Speaker C: God was always a pedophile. Okay. Christianity is a death cult. [00:32:34] Speaker A: Well, that's Catholicism, but what is the difference? [00:32:38] Speaker C: Once it's a death cult, it's a death cult. [00:32:41] Speaker A: One has fucking cool chanting and pedophilia. Pedophiliac fucking priests that are only in the boys for some reason. So gay pedophile priests. [00:32:53] Speaker B: Oh my God. Oh my God. So there. Someone was saying, I heard this joke where. Why would you be an Islamic fundamentalist bomber, suicide bomber. Just to get 72 virgins after you die when you can just become a Catholic and have them now? [00:33:19] Speaker C: Haha. [00:33:23] Speaker B: Yep. [00:33:23] Speaker A: That, that, that's fantastic. I love that. [00:33:26] Speaker C: I feel bad for laughing. [00:33:29] Speaker B: It's funny. [00:33:30] Speaker C: It is funny. [00:33:33] Speaker B: Oh, now I felt bad too. [00:33:35] Speaker A: I don't feel bad at all. Like, like the, there's, you know, some people in my life that I will not make religious jokes around because I'm like, you know, you are very, a very religious person. Not like, like, that's fine. Like, you don't want to hear these religious jokes. I'll leave it alone, you know, and I enjoy that. But you know, when I'm around other people. Yeah, I'll let it fly. Like I, I'm waiting for like the day, like, Courtney, like, is like, I'm Mormon now. [00:34:10] Speaker B: Oh God. That would never happen. [00:34:13] Speaker C: I wouldn't let that happen. [00:34:15] Speaker A: You wouldn't let that happen? Courtney, you can't be more. [00:34:18] Speaker C: No, she can't. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Yeah, she'd probably like freaking kidnap me. [00:34:23] Speaker C: Yeah, I would. [00:34:27] Speaker A: I mean, like, but yeah, I, I, I truly enjoy like any, like, like if you read the Bible and find the contradictions in the Bible itself and you know, like, if you're like, intelligent. I'm not. But if you're intelligent, you have like an intelligent conversation with someone that is religious, it ruins our entire day because you can just pick apart any religion, you know, Mormons, you can pick that apart. Muslims, you be like, oh, your fucking prophet was a pedophile. It's like, ah, see? [00:35:16] Speaker C: Religion equals pedophilia. [00:35:20] Speaker A: I mean, like, that, that's, that's crazy. [00:35:27] Speaker C: I Am not wrong. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Like, the government loves to like fuck children, but they need the children. So they have the church bring in the children. That's why they don't charge them taxes. [00:35:38] Speaker C: Yes. [00:35:40] Speaker A: There you go. Put on your tin foil hats, boys. That's how it goes. I figured it all out. I cracked the system. You know, everyone in the government's like, ah, yeah, children and you know, buttholes. I'm like, dude, like, you have money. Women, like adult women love money. And you could just give them some of that and they'll willingly fuck you. They'll do, you know, better stuff. They'll cry if you want to, if that's what you're into. Yeah, they'll cry. I mean, honestly, like, if I had like a, like a magic eye that I can like see who's like pedophiles. It's like, you know, I, I like walking actually. [00:36:34] Speaker B: Just push them down the stairs or trip them or. [00:36:38] Speaker A: I mean like, if I had a death, like if the Death Note existed, it would be, you know, like a bad day for everyone in politics. Yeah, I just be like, all pedophiles fucking died the, the this day by getting, you know, like to death by like, you know, 10 goats each. [00:37:03] Speaker C: That's a lot of goats, right? [00:37:06] Speaker A: I feel like that's how many it would take. Like if one goat attacked me, I could take on one goat. I could beat the out of one goat, no problem. If two goats took me, I could, I could probably fight 2:10. No way. You know, they're stepping on each of my limbs and holding me down and fucking me. [00:37:25] Speaker C: Do you think you could take a bear? [00:37:28] Speaker A: Depends on what I have. [00:37:30] Speaker C: Bare handed? [00:37:33] Speaker A: Do I get a knife? [00:37:35] Speaker C: No. Bare handed? [00:37:36] Speaker A: No, of course not. [00:37:37] Speaker C: Okay, thank God. [00:37:41] Speaker A: Like, like there's this video that that's floating around online of this kid that was like in a bear den and then he looks up and like shits himself. Because the bear that you know is for that bear den wants back in his house. [00:37:58] Speaker C: Why was he in the bear den? [00:38:00] Speaker A: I don't know why he was in the bear den. [00:38:02] Speaker C: He deserved to be killed and eaten. [00:38:03] Speaker A: Oh, he didn't die. [00:38:04] Speaker C: How did he not die? [00:38:06] Speaker A: The bear was not interested in him. He like slowly and calmly gets up and walks out and he's like right there, like in the bear's face and just kind of like walks around the bear. I'm like, that's a calm fucking bear. [00:38:21] Speaker C: That's not okay. He should be eaten. Like I was waiting to the bears fucking house. [00:38:28] Speaker A: I mean, there's also Videos out there. Fucking. After a dude got attacked by a bear and like half his face is fucking, like, sliced off. He's like, you don't want to live through that. I mean, he was doing okay, but. [00:38:43] Speaker C: Does he want to live like that? [00:38:46] Speaker A: I mean, he didn't. [00:38:47] Speaker B: This guy who was fucking. He was cut in half, basically, from. And he had nothing from the waist down. [00:38:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No. If you look up bear attacks, like, most of them end in death. [00:39:02] Speaker C: I would hope so. [00:39:04] Speaker A: Like, there's nothing like they just eat all the insides. Like, nom, nom, nom, nom. They love it. They. They bears love humans because we taste good. [00:39:14] Speaker B: Well, I think this wasn't from a bear. It was from like a. A for like a. A work accident. Like, he ended up getting crushed. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. There. There's bad things that happen at work. But, you know, like, I, I enjoy. Like, there's a whole, like, bear documentary. Like, I mean, let me look it up real quick. Bear documentary or a guy dies at the end. A grizzly man. A 2005American doc. Of course, it's American documentary. [00:39:45] Speaker C: Yeah. What else would it be? [00:39:48] Speaker A: Chronicles the life and death of a bear enthusiast and controversial. How do you say that word? Conservationalist conservationist Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend Amy. [00:40:06] Speaker C: Amy. It's Amy. [00:40:10] Speaker A: That's. I hate that. [00:40:12] Speaker C: Yeah, it's. [00:40:12] Speaker A: Am I, E. If your parents. If you're thinking about. [00:40:19] Speaker B: That's a universal. That's a. That's not a new spelling. [00:40:24] Speaker A: Amy. [00:40:26] Speaker B: Amy. A M, I, E have been a universal spelling for Amy. [00:40:32] Speaker A: I have never met an Amie. If I did, I would bully the shit out of her. [00:40:37] Speaker C: I've met two cats named Amy spelled that way. [00:40:40] Speaker A: Oh. [00:40:41] Speaker B: A few people that have spelled their name that way. You guys are so funny. [00:40:46] Speaker C: It just looks weird the first time you see it, that's all. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:50] Speaker A: But yes, it's a full bore movie. [00:40:52] Speaker C: Oh, it's a full bore movie. [00:40:54] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a documentary. Say good hour. Hour and like 45 minutes. [00:41:03] Speaker B: Oh, my. [00:41:06] Speaker A: But yeah, he believed that he had a special bond with the. You know. Yeah. And like, you know, he's like fucking. [00:41:15] Speaker C: Oh, my God. With the backwards cap and everything. [00:41:17] Speaker A: Yeah. He's a fucking dork. [00:41:20] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:41:21] Speaker A: He spent 13 summers camping in Alaska until his eventual demise. Photo taken in the late 90s. [00:41:29] Speaker C: Yeah, this guy, I kind of feel like he died the way he would have to have died. [00:41:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Turning into bear. [00:41:36] Speaker C: Yeah. No, I feel like this was a very satisfying. It was probably not fun to go through, but it would have been a very satisfying way for him to die. I don't feel bad for this guy. He lived his best life, he died the best way possible and now he no longer has to pay taxes. [00:41:52] Speaker A: But a dude that I do, but a dude that I do feel bad for is this Japanese man that has been left heartbroken after his brand new Ferrari bent to a crisp an hour after delivery. He had been saving for 10 years for a Ferrari 458 Spider. You know, it's a luxury car. He got to enjoy it for only a few minutes before its engine caught fire. And oh yeah, it got burnt to the. [00:42:37] Speaker C: Oh my God, it did. [00:42:40] Speaker A: Just a burnt car. [00:42:41] Speaker C: Like a third of the car is gone. [00:42:43] Speaker A: Yeah, like he's just so happy here. He's just like, ah, my dream car. And then. Let me share the screen so Courtney can see what the fuck I'm talking about here. [00:42:57] Speaker C: Oh, with the red leather seats. [00:43:00] Speaker A: With the red leather seats. There we go. [00:43:05] Speaker B: So wait, is that the one that the Pope blessed or something? [00:43:09] Speaker A: No, we're not talking about Pope no more. Pope has said J.D. vance was, you know, last guy to see him alive. Suspect maybe. I don't care. We're talking about this poor little Japanese dude that saved for 10 years fucking, you know, squirreling away his money. That way he could get a nice car, something that he's always wanted. And I believe that if you save up, you can get the things you want. Absolutely. Here in America, we just run it off of debt. We're like, you'll pay it back eventually with interest. Cool. Here he saved up and got, you know, this car. An hour after it got, you know, dropped off the truck. [00:43:56] Speaker C: Just what happened? Oh, the engine caught fire. [00:44:00] Speaker A: The engine caught fire. [00:44:00] Speaker C: We know why the engine caught fire. [00:44:02] Speaker A: Cuz it's a Ferrari. The Italians give up easy. Italia taught us that. [00:44:09] Speaker C: Tellia did teach us that there are core lessons that will never be forgotten. [00:44:16] Speaker A: And, but yeah, the, the Ferrari 458 cost about 43 million yen. Let's see how much that is. And that's nearly $300,000 in American. [00:44:38] Speaker C: For a car. [00:44:39] Speaker A: For a car. So he spent $300,000 for a car just to have it burned to the goddamn ground. [00:44:47] Speaker C: That sucks. I would never spend that much money on a car. [00:44:53] Speaker A: Of course not, but you know, if it's something you want, go for it. But he had been driving the car in Tokyo when he noticed smoke coming out of the vehicle. It's believed that the supercar's engine caught fire shortly after delivery. There was no reports of a crash leading to the fire. He knows the smoke got out. He could not save the car. It burned to Ashes within 20 minutes on the Shudo Expressway, even as other cars drove by slowly, watching in horror. Luckily, the owner did not sustain any injuries. Yeah, right. That just lost a house, essentially. [00:45:48] Speaker C: Yeah. Is he gonna get the car replaced? I'm sure like a warranty for this. [00:45:54] Speaker A: I'm sure there, there has to be. Yeah, that would suck. That would, that would be the real tragedy. You spend, you save 10 years of your life, just be like, I'm saving this money for the car. You know, the car money. I can't wait to get that car. And then you like, come in with like your fucking water jug, flip filled with quarters and you know, money, and dump it out. Like, There you go, $300,000. I would like that car. Mochi. I know. You just jumped up and scared me. I would like that car, please. And then, you know, they're like, okay. And they deliver it to you. Ah. And you're happy taking photos and you're like, yeah. And then it just catches on fire and burns to the ground. You get nothing. You just get told to eat a dick. That, that, that, that's a, you know. Yeah, that's terrible. But Mochi, she explorer. [00:47:07] Speaker C: There's new thing. [00:47:09] Speaker A: I, I know. Like, I, I, I, I finally am like a responsible adult and I got a safe for all my guns. [00:47:15] Speaker C: Now she's inspecting it as it is new. [00:47:18] Speaker A: It's, it's pretty safe, Mochi. But on, on to the next story. Yeah, this poor dude. Australia radio station secretly used an AI host for six months. [00:47:35] Speaker B: What? [00:47:36] Speaker A: So Australia radio, they used an AI host for six months. Work days with Thy broadcast for six months before listeners began questioning the host's true identity. [00:47:56] Speaker B: Wow. [00:47:59] Speaker A: And they never disclosed it. Australians Radio Network CADA station, which broadcasts in Sydney and on the iHeartRadio app, created a host called Thy T H Y using artificial intelligence software developed by the voice cloning firm eleven Labs. Work days with Thai presented music for four hours a day from Monday to Friday, but did not mention on its website or promotional materials that thigh was not a real person. If your day is looking a bit bl, that Thigh and cata be the energy and vibe to get your mood lifted. I, I, I feel like there's nothing wrong here. [00:48:45] Speaker C: I don't see why there's anything wrong here either. Or are they just mad because people were pocketing money and not worth? [00:48:51] Speaker A: They, they were mad that, you know, she wasn't real and Dudes want to, like, jerk off to pictures of her. Oh, my God. No mic, no studio. Just codes and vibes. Yeah, there. There's nothing wrong with using AI to just do everything. I. I'm sure, like, eventually I can just, like, do this entire podcast, just AI and just sit back and just like, make an entire AI podcast. I'm sure it's already been done. There's currently no rules against using AI and broadcast content, according to the Australian Communications and Media Authority. However, Australia Radio Network was criticized for not disclosing the use of AI in one. It's one of its regular shows. [00:49:49] Speaker C: Why is this wrong? [00:49:53] Speaker A: People like to complain. They're like, oh, man, someone got money. [00:49:57] Speaker B: Look, I. I purposely choose the DJ mode for my thing because I know it's AI and I don't care about people, but sometimes people listen to the radio because it brings a personal touch where you get to know the radio show hosts and stuff like that. [00:50:17] Speaker A: That's where I listen to podcasts. [00:50:21] Speaker C: There's AI podcasts, too. [00:50:23] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that. That's what I was saying. I was like, what if there's like an AI podcast, you know, that just does this? But yeah, I mean that. There's nothing wrong with this. It's a nothing job where you read stuff and play music, whatever. Australia, you go, hell yeah. Up next, Dead Mouse, the, you know, music creator. The guy that wears the big mouse ears, the big Mickey Mouse ears, that gets on stage and creates edm. He apologizes for blacking out during a Coachella set. And apparently this dude got just plastered up on stage after, you know, doing music for, like, hours. And then he was, you know, gets off stage, passes the out. He's like, I have no idea what the happened. And then, like, he goes and, like, posts all up on Instagram, you know, bottles of water, his judgy ass cat. And, you know, even how it started has, like, his videos. Oh, Jesus. [00:52:02] Speaker C: First fall. [00:52:08] Speaker A: Yeah. This is just out here taking shots. [00:52:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Taking the bottle straight to the face. [00:52:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:52:14] Speaker A: Yep. That. That's exactly how you get plastered. [00:52:18] Speaker C: Yep. [00:52:21] Speaker A: Don't feel bad. Wear your, you know, helmet next time. That way you don't hurt your head. Oh, yeah, and Fire Island 2 is now canceled. [00:52:36] Speaker C: People didn't think that was real, right? [00:52:38] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, they did. [00:52:39] Speaker C: What the. [00:52:40] Speaker A: Yeah, they're that dumb. But yeah, Fire Island 2 canceled. That. That has finally hit everything. [00:52:47] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. It's embarrassing. [00:52:52] Speaker A: Yep. But on to relationship advice by Main Electrical, 8427. Let's see, my boyfriend, 20 male, posted me 22 mail on his Instagram story for my birthday and it didn't go so well. A couple months ago, my boyfriend posted me for my birthday with caption saying, happy birthday to my favorite aquarium, Aquarius. That is the gayest thing I've ever seen with a couple cute pictures of us. My boyfriend is out of the closet but doesn't want to publish our relationship. So he didn't put anything obvious to show that we're a couple, but it's obvious. Fast forward to the night and I was at his dorm and wanted to introduce. He wanted to introduce me to his friends. So we went down to his friend's dorm to grab them and left his phone in the room. Normally I don't go through his phone, but lately I've been having this weird feeling that he was messaging someone else. So I opened his phone and his Instagram was open. I went to the messages and the first account at Top was some guy. I went through the messages and my stomach dropped. The first thing I saw was them flirting, complimenting each other. But as I scrolled, the more I wanted to cry. The day he posted the story of us, the guy who was flirting, my stomach dropped. The first thing I saw was them flirting, complimenting each other. But as I scrolled up, the more I wanted to cry. The day he posted the guy who's flirting with his slide up, I asked him, is that your boyfriend? My boyfriend's response was, no, no, no, that's just some friend from school. I was so hurt. It was more devastating than when we were together the whole day he sent those messages and three no's is crazy. Like once was enough. Anyway, once I've seen the message, I took a picture of them and packed all my stuff to leave before he got back to the dorm. I wanted to confront him right then and there, but I'm not a very confrontational person. And you have to remember, his friends were coming. So I definitely didn't want them to get involved in any of it. I turned off my location and went home. He texted me if everything was all right. I haven't responded yet and I don't know how to go again about this. Any advice would be appreciated. [00:55:24] Speaker B: Oh, that's so weird. Honey, just dump him, dude. Get something out of the situation. [00:55:32] Speaker C: Yeah, no, that sucks. [00:55:34] Speaker B: Don't be with cheaters. [00:55:36] Speaker C: No, that's not. [00:55:37] Speaker B: It rarely ever works if you stay. [00:55:39] Speaker C: No, it will not work if he stays. [00:55:42] Speaker A: I mean, like his boyfriend. Boyfriend is, you know, just kind of like, yeah, they doesn't want to say hey, I'm a couple. Doesn't want to be exclusive, but he has a big ass update. And yeah, he left him and blocks him good. And it's like, yep. He like confronts him and it's a long ass block of text. I'm not going to read all of. Because people don't know how to format a goddamn paragraph anymore. [00:56:29] Speaker C: Paragraphs are key. Oh, my God. [00:56:32] Speaker A: Like, I truly do appreciate when people, like, you know, format their shit. Like, I remember going to college and I'm like, why do I have to format this? I can just give you a block of text. And, you know, the professors were right. [00:56:49] Speaker C: They were right. [00:56:50] Speaker A: They're the only ones that were. That's it. Everyone else go yourself. You know, Mr. Green was also pretty cool because I, I, you know, he taught algebra and I would sit in the front of his class and fall asleep and he'd try and embarrass me by like waking me up and making me answer a question. Except I like, got them. All right. He's like, okay, I'm asleep then I guess. [00:57:20] Speaker C: He's a college professor. He's got more important stuff going on. [00:57:23] Speaker A: Yeah, he's like teaching people that actually need the. [00:57:26] Speaker C: Precisely. You weren't hurting nobody. [00:57:29] Speaker A: Nope. [00:57:30] Speaker C: And he, and then we got together. [00:57:32] Speaker A: Yep. This is. Am I the by responsible Brit 4712Am I the for showing my whole class my tampon after a teacher said it was a vape? [00:57:44] Speaker C: I love this. [00:57:47] Speaker A: I would like to make it known before I continue. It was a new tampon. [00:57:52] Speaker C: Obviously. [00:57:52] Speaker A: I did not show the class a dirty tampon. [00:57:55] Speaker C: No one would do that. [00:57:56] Speaker A: Yeah, you're obvious. There's no fucking dirty bitch. It's like, yeah, yesterday I was in class and asked to go to the bathroom because I had to change a tampon. My teacher said yes, and I reached into my bag to grab a tampon and put it in my sleeve. The boy next to me yelled that I took a vape out of my bag. I rolled my eyes and got up to leave, but my teacher walked up and told me to give him the vape. I said, I didn't have a vape. He said, what could I possibly need to go to the bathroom? What could I possibly need to go to the bathroom out of my bag? I tried saying that I needed something and it wasn't anything bad. He kept on insisting that it was a vape. And so the rest of class, mostly guys, so I got pissed off. So I took the vape out of my sleeve and I said, oh, my gosh It's a damn tampon. None of you guys have probably ever heard of it because the only girl you ever acted with, interacted with is your grandma. Then I opened it and said, do you guys need me to tell you how it works or can I go to the bathroom? Look at what I love this bad bitch. [00:59:04] Speaker C: Fuck. [00:59:05] Speaker A: Yeah, my teacher got mad because he Madden told me to go to the bathroom and then to the principal. I got detention for making an inappropriate and sexual outburst. Am I the. Or is my teacher being annoying and overreacting? [00:59:21] Speaker B: Teacher was stupid. So stupid already that girls have issues that they get this. Their products discreetly from their stuff and don't bring their bag. Yeah, it's stupid as. [00:59:42] Speaker A: I mean like, if you. If you want to be, you know, then. Come on, Mel. Come on. Yeah, we're. We're finishing up and then we can go cuddle. [00:59:54] Speaker B: I think it's stupid that she got even, I guess. [00:59:56] Speaker A: Yeah, she shouldn't get in trouble at all. [00:59:59] Speaker C: Nuh, you shouldn't. [01:00:00] Speaker A: Detention. None of that. You're not the at all dumbass dudes that have never seen a tampon or anything like that, you know, off. You know, leave girls alone if you, you know, see him like, being discreet like that. Especially in school. Honestly, I feel like there should just be free tampon, you know, tampons in like the school restroom. [01:00:28] Speaker B: I had to get the. I had to go to the office every time I needed to get some tampons or anything. [01:00:34] Speaker C: Why? [01:00:36] Speaker B: Because they didn't have them in the bathroom. [01:00:39] Speaker C: So dumb. [01:00:39] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, if people would like run on the honor system, you could have stuff like that. But you know, people would come in and like destroy it and steal all the tampons and it's like, okay, the. [01:00:50] Speaker C: People who steal tampons steal tampons because they need them, not because it's fun or something. [01:00:55] Speaker A: Oh no, they. They do it because it's fun. [01:00:57] Speaker B: Not always. People take them just to take them, even if they don't need them. [01:01:04] Speaker C: I would take them because my mom would refuse to buy me tampons and make me wear pads, which was disgusting. [01:01:11] Speaker A: Well, now you don't have that problem ever. But yeah, everyone thing you're not the asshole. Parents need to push this. Either one, tamp onto something sexual and the teacher is sexually embarrassed his student. Or two, it's not sexual and the sexual outburst misconduct is a farce. They can't have it both ways. [01:01:39] Speaker B: Exactly. That's so funny. [01:01:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean like definitely get your parents involved and you know, threaten A lawsuit, you know, and if he goes that far, guess what? Your college is paid for. Because, you know now. Now your school is fucking paying for your school. Yeah. People are getting outraged in the comments. I would file a complaint. Not the asshole. Not the asshole. Yeah, girl, You're a hundred percent in the fucking. Right? [01:02:08] Speaker C: And she's a badass. [01:02:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:11] Speaker C: Smart on her. [01:02:12] Speaker B: Gosh, guys, it is so weird. I have freaking gray hairs now. And, like, they're all weird gray hairs. Like, there's one in my eyebrow. There's one on my chin that keeps on popping up. And then there's one, right? So I started parting my hair in the middle. There's one right in the middle in my head. And I accidentally plucked it out because I thought it was cool. I was looking at it because it had changed and it was cool to look at, right? And I freaking, like, ended up breaking it. And now it's growing back and, like, it sticks up weirdly. [01:02:44] Speaker C: No, you got a cowlick. [01:02:46] Speaker A: Now I have weird red hairs. [01:02:50] Speaker C: Red hairs? [01:02:51] Speaker A: Red hairs. Yeah, Like Irish red hair. Like. Like every now and again, I accept, like, a random red hair, like, grows out of my face, and I'm like, what the fuck is it? And I pull it out, like, there. [01:03:04] Speaker C: It's just what the pigment cell is right there. [01:03:06] Speaker A: It's fine. But that is it for this week. We will be back next week with some more shit. As always, you know how it goes. But until then, we will see you next time. Bye.