Bad Boys

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:01] Speaker B: Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human podcast. We got me your host, Alex the truck and Mochi. She wants to say hello. Do you want to say hello? No. Then fuck off. [00:00:14] Speaker C: She's catty. Meow. [00:00:17] Speaker B: We got my wife over here. Not. Not a truck, something. And then we got Courtney halfway across. [00:00:24] Speaker A: The street right here, and I did a strange meow there. [00:00:30] Speaker B: And that. That's Mochi. It's being a pain in my ass. Okay. [00:00:35] Speaker A: I couldn't hear her. [00:00:37] Speaker B: It's fine. The audience can. [00:00:41] Speaker A: She is so weird. She slobbers like a dog. [00:00:45] Speaker C: Yeah, she's so drooly. [00:00:47] Speaker B: She loves it. [00:00:48] Speaker A: Yeah. She used to drool all over me, and I would just be like, I can't do this anymore. Especially, like, when it was cold. Yeah, no, like, she drew all over me and then, like, I couldn't do it anymore because, like, she'd get my blanket wet. [00:01:04] Speaker C: Oh, my God, she's such a happy jeweler. [00:01:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:08] Speaker B: That means she likes you when she drools. That's what it means. [00:01:12] Speaker C: There's pseudomonas in her drool. Okay. [00:01:15] Speaker B: Don't know what that means, but, yeah, it's fine. But let's start off with some, you know, some shit. Okay. Straight off the get go, I think that Facebook marketplace is dying. [00:01:32] Speaker C: Oh, my God, he's so bitter. [00:01:34] Speaker B: I am bitter as shit. Okay. [00:01:36] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:38] Speaker B: Bitter like a fucking almond. It is crazy. [00:01:42] Speaker C: Like, are almonds really bitter? [00:01:45] Speaker B: Probably. [00:01:46] Speaker C: Courtney, do you think almonds are bitter? [00:01:49] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:01:50] Speaker A: No. [00:01:51] Speaker C: Yeah, almonds aren't bitter. [00:01:53] Speaker A: I normally have them as, like, candied ones anyway, but, like, I don't feel like they're necessarily bitter. [00:02:02] Speaker B: If you have a candied almond, it's a sweet almond. It's like, baked in sugar or some shit. [00:02:09] Speaker A: Yeah, but I also have normal almonds, too. I said I usually. I usually. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Okay, it's bitter like a fucking can of compressed air. When you turn it upside down and try and huff it, they put a bitter in there. I found that out the hard way. Like, I don't. I don't like huff air, but, like, if you turn a can of compressed air upside down and spray it, like, liquid comes out and, like, instantly freezes anything it touches. I don't. I don't know the science behind it, but it's fun. Um, and it's very flammable for some fucking reason. [00:02:50] Speaker C: Okay. No, there's a specific almond that's known as a bitter almond, and that's where cyanide comes from. Not all almond. Not all almond generas are bitter. [00:02:59] Speaker B: Well, I mean, it's a fucking, uh, story fucking thing. Like a. Where they're like, oh, there's a taste of almonds, and it's like, oh, it's. It's fucking, you know, death. That person's gonna die. [00:03:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Bitter almonds. Not just every almonds, just the bitter ones. [00:03:16] Speaker B: Almonds are not great, okay? I. [00:03:18] Speaker C: What are you talking about? [00:03:19] Speaker B: Do I have to be the one that fucking dies in the cell? Almonds are not a great fucking nut. [00:03:24] Speaker C: Do you like pecans? [00:03:26] Speaker B: They're okay. [00:03:27] Speaker C: What type of nuts do you like? [00:03:29] Speaker B: Fucking you. [00:03:34] Speaker A: That is so cute. Alex, he loves you for the nutter you are. [00:03:39] Speaker B: I like. [00:03:40] Speaker C: What type of nut am I? Am I macadamia? [00:03:43] Speaker B: Oh, God, I don't know. I like. [00:03:46] Speaker C: Am I a bitter almond? [00:03:48] Speaker B: You're a bitter almond. [00:03:48] Speaker C: Yes. [00:03:50] Speaker B: I mean, I like. No, I like Nutella. [00:03:54] Speaker A: Nutella. What is Nutella made from? What nut is it made? [00:03:58] Speaker C: I thought it was hazelnuthen. [00:03:59] Speaker B: It is. [00:04:00] Speaker C: Ah, damn. Don't they add vanilla to it, though? [00:04:03] Speaker B: They add sugar. Like, it's like, do you want some sugar with your hazelnut? Cool. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:11] Speaker C: Yeah. No. Sugar is life. [00:04:13] Speaker B: It's so bad for you. [00:04:14] Speaker C: Like, it is bad, but it makes your brain happy, and whatever makes your brain happy is what makes you do. [00:04:21] Speaker B: I have a jar of Nutella, like, right in front of me, and I'm like, I can't gonna die. It's gonna kill me. [00:04:26] Speaker C: Is that the first or the second one? [00:04:27] Speaker B: First one week. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm not fucking. Just going through jars of Nutella like a fucking, you know, divorce woman. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it gives me heartburn if I have too much. And that's a no no for me. [00:04:47] Speaker C: Like, the crepe cakes with the nutella in it. That was really good, huh? [00:04:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, we still have the crepe maker, so we can make them again. [00:04:55] Speaker C: My creeps are okay, but. [00:04:58] Speaker B: But back to the Facebook marketplace bullshit. So I recently just bought a truck and everything fucking went well. It's dope by this point. I'm sure I have the title, and, yeah, everything is good. [00:05:14] Speaker C: Georgia plates. [00:05:15] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. It's fine. The Georgia plates will work. For the meantime, as long as I don't drive like a dickhead, I'm fine. But I've been trying to buy a recliner because, like, this fucking GT player gaming chair that I bought less than a year ago is already fucking falling apart. Like, the back of it is, like, caddy wampus. [00:05:41] Speaker C: It just looks uncomfortable to see you sitting in it. [00:05:44] Speaker B: It sucks. It truly sucks. [00:05:46] Speaker C: I thought you're gonna try the camping chair. Did it not work? [00:05:49] Speaker B: I mean, the camping chair, it was just more work that I wanted to do. So, yeah, I'll eventually take this chair apart or, like, fucking send in, like, hey, what the fuck? To this company and see if I can get a refund for it. Cuz, like, this chair is a bunch of bullshit. So I've been trying to buy a recliner. You know, just any recliner would do. I hit up five separate people. Five separate people that had recliners. One person was like, oh, I can't do it. I can do it, you know, Saturday evening, I'm like, all right, cool. Fucking Saturday comes it is 09:06. Still hasn't hit me back. I messaged him at noon saying, hey, I'm home. I am available. Let me know when I can come on over and get that shit. Nothing. Fucking radio silence from this guy. I fucking hit up another four fucking people, you know? Oh, yeah. You know, like I asked, I'm like, do you smoke around it? And do you have, like, cats that piss in it? You know, like, what's wrong with it? Radio silence. Like, they'll be like, we don't smoke around the chair. And then radio silence. I'm like, guys, if you're gonna fucking sell shit on Facebook marketplace, get with it. [00:07:15] Speaker C: What does that mean? They just don't meet your criteria. [00:07:18] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:07:19] Speaker C: Like, what if all the couches that they haven't respond to you have all been peed on by animals? [00:07:24] Speaker B: Then they lied to me. Like, so now what I'm gonna do, because I'm fucking. Just done with fucking Facebook marketplace when I bought the truck, instant messaging back. Boom, boom, boom, boom. You know, not a second of delay. Just nailed it, nailed it. Nailed it all the fucking way. Instant fucking, you know, messaging back and forth. You know, we now have each other's cell phone numbers, you know, so, like, that. That works even better. [00:07:53] Speaker C: Are you gonna kiss soon? [00:07:54] Speaker B: No, he's like, not my type. [00:07:58] Speaker A: Did you buy the trump from the. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Guy I bought the truck from? Yeah, his name is Eric. [00:08:04] Speaker A: No, I meant, like, how did you. [00:08:06] Speaker B: Find it on Facebook marketplace? [00:08:09] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:08:10] Speaker B: Same place. [00:08:11] Speaker A: So it did work. There's just a lot of flaky people. Just like it was with craigslist. [00:08:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, Craigslist, you know, like, I feel like it was just crackheads. It should just be, like, called, like, cracklist. And it's like, yo, you wanna fucking trade me some crack for my couch. I'll give you my couch for, like, a hand job and, like, a small baggie of crack. Like, that's what Craigslist was. [00:08:37] Speaker C: There are so many people that bring in their purebred kitten that they got off Craigslist. That is 100% not purebred. But you know what? We don't say shit if your cat's like, a domestic short hair. But you tell us it's a Bengal, we're gonna call it a Bengal. [00:08:54] Speaker B: People are dumb now. [00:08:56] Speaker C: People just want to sink. They have special breeds. [00:08:59] Speaker A: People really don't realize. [00:09:01] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. And then there are people who bring in purebred cats that are so shitty. Like, people come in, like, they pay, like, three k for, like, this Bengal kitten, and spots are all malted. It doesn't have the right color pattern. Like, it is not defined. Like, tyga wouldn't accept it. Like, so many people pay shit. Like, this dude came in with a ragdoll. He bought it from a breeder, and it was a short hair. Rag dolls are long hairs. And then, of course, the kitten got fip. And so now he's trying to get money back from the breeder because the kitten has fip. And then another thing they said, nah, these cats are Fip negative. So that's also a thing. [00:09:44] Speaker A: Like, what's Fip? [00:09:47] Speaker C: Feline infectious peritonitis, basically, Courtney. [00:09:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:54] Speaker C: Okay. So basically, all kittens are exposed to this virus, and either, a, they're fine, or b, it mutates in their body and then turns into Fip. And either there's wet and dry form. So dry form is it settles in their lungs, and they get, like, really nasty upper respiratory, and then they'll start to go blind, and then they have these high fevers. They don't come down, and they decompensate. And right now, I think the medicine for it has just now been approved by the FDA, but it's still, like, super expensive, but before then. And then there's wet form where it settles in her stomach, and they get super fat and then go blind. [00:10:28] Speaker B: I like how you, like, do something and then you completely left turn. [00:10:33] Speaker C: I know. I'm like this now on my medicine. It's really frustrating for me too. [00:10:38] Speaker B: Well, you know, aside from the fip, I decided to say, fuck. Everyone trying to sell their goddamn recliner. Like, $50, $50, $100, $80. I'm, like, willing to give them real money. I am trying. Like, I told them, I'm like, I have a truck. I can come to you. I can come pick it. Up. I can come strap it down, give you money. Done. [00:11:03] Speaker C: You were so looking forward to getting your recliners today. [00:11:06] Speaker B: 15 seconds of your goddamn time, you fucking useless pieces of shit. And, you know, all of them are like, radio silence. Like, they literally messaged me back. I would message them immediately. Radio silence. So now I'm just gonna not respond to any of them that, you know what? Could, like, probably use $50, $100 or whatever, and, you know, like, oh, yeah, no, I could do it today. I'm like, radio silence, dude, are you around? And then just message him on months later, be like, oh, no. I actually just went to fucking goodwill and bought a recliner, you lazy piece of shit. [00:11:49] Speaker C: So that's what we're gonna do. We're going to goodwill. [00:11:51] Speaker B: Fucking. [00:11:52] Speaker A: Yeah, get a black light. [00:11:54] Speaker B: Why? [00:11:55] Speaker C: Because it shows cat piss when you can't smell it. [00:11:59] Speaker B: If I can't smell it, that's fine. [00:12:01] Speaker C: If you can't. Just because you can't smell it doesn't mean the cats won't smell it. [00:12:05] Speaker B: You understand that? The fucking blue cat tree you bought fucking was a previous cat. [00:12:10] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. It was a. It was a gamble. What? I brought it into the house, but they accepted it, so. Whoo. [00:12:17] Speaker B: Yes. So was the couch that we have. Yeah, you know, so was, like, most of the shit that we have, so, yeah, I feel like it's gonna be fine. [00:12:28] Speaker C: Of course it's gonna be fine. It's goodwill. And I want to go looking for wall art. [00:12:33] Speaker B: I'm legitimate. I'm just gonna go tomorrow morning to goodwill to go fucking pick up a fucking recliner because all these fucking flaky ass motherfuckers cannot be bothered to, you know, while they're on their phone all day goddamn long on a Saturday of all fucking days. You know, they're not working. [00:12:57] Speaker C: They open at nine. What good will opens at nine? [00:13:00] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fine. You open. You open like, a ten. So you wake up at ten. You wake up. Latest shit on Sunday. [00:13:11] Speaker C: On my days off, yeah, so, yeah, to go shopping. [00:13:19] Speaker B: Like, so I'm just gonna, you know, flake on all these fucking people when they're like, oh, dude, I'm so sorry. I got fucking high or whatever, and I totally flaked on it. I'm sorry. You can come over now. Back, nothing, then, like, in a month, just back. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I went out and bought one. Because you're just an irreliable fucking piece of shit. Human garbage piece of shit. Fuck you. Good luck fucking selling your bullshit, because, you know, like, I go on fucking Facebook and marketplace. There's a hundred fucking recliners. And I chose five of the ones that, you know, looked okay. [00:14:04] Speaker C: The creme de la creme. [00:14:05] Speaker B: No, they weren't even the criminal of the crime. Like, people are excelling their shit for, like, $700. I'm like, yeah, good luck with that. Like, for $700, I'll just go buy a brand new one. Like, I don't know why people try and get, like, brand new prices out of their used garbage. You know? It's like, stop doing that. I hate people that go online and they're like, you know, Mike, beanie babies are worth a million dollars. It's like, okay, you can put them up for a million dollars. No one's gonna buy them. And it'd be hilarious if places like eBay or marketplace, you know, charged you, you know, to keep your ad up for, like, a month. Or if you, like, post, like, multiple ads and, like, it doesn't fucking sell, they like to start charging you for it. Are you okay? [00:15:01] Speaker C: I'm looking at the actual price of Beanie babies. [00:15:04] Speaker B: Nothing. They're worth nothing. They were free toys at McDonald's, and that's how much they are worth. [00:15:13] Speaker C: Was it a pyramid scheme? [00:15:15] Speaker B: Yes, it was the most brilliant fucking scheme in the world. They convinced a bunch of dumbass fucking people that, hey, your beanie baby is going to be worth, you know, enough to, you know, send your kids to college. These are collectible, you know, they. They slapped the collectible label on fucking anything. And people are like, oh, my God, yes, this is great. Like, I have a fucking holographic charizard sitting over there right now, and, you know, there's people trying to sell it for $2,000. You know, I'd be impressed if I got, like, $200 out of it. Like, if someone wants to buy, you know, just a shadowless holographic charizard from the first set. Not a first edition, just, you know, Pokemon card. For $200, I'll sell it to you. What are you googling now? [00:16:11] Speaker C: Now I'm looking up giant microbes. [00:16:14] Speaker B: Why? [00:16:14] Speaker C: Because. No, because they're plushies, and I. And I don't have. I just realized I don't have fucking anthrax. [00:16:24] Speaker B: What? [00:16:24] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:16:26] Speaker B: What? Yeah, exactly. She says weird shit. [00:16:32] Speaker A: So what is it? It's like a virus plushie. [00:16:36] Speaker B: Cool. That. That's an ad. [00:16:37] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Oh, it is an ad, but it's an ad for the actual thing. [00:16:41] Speaker B: It was not. It said vip. [00:16:42] Speaker C: See, there's E. Coli. [00:16:45] Speaker B: Very neat. That is not a fucking Beanie baby. [00:16:48] Speaker C: No, it's not. It's a giant microbe. [00:16:51] Speaker B: Beanie babies is what we were talking about. [00:16:53] Speaker C: I know, but then I remember giant microbes and I went there. You're the one who asked what I was doing. [00:16:59] Speaker B: When you're not participating in the podcast and you're just like, on your phone. [00:17:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Cause I'm looking up stuff before I open my mouth to make sure I know what I'm talking about. [00:17:11] Speaker B: I mean, by the time we get there, we're gonna fucking, you know, move on to the next subject. [00:17:16] Speaker A: I know. Sometimes that happens, you know, like, I look up something and then I'm like, shit, I don't know. [00:17:25] Speaker B: I mean, you can bring it back, but it's like, you know, if we're like, fucking 20 minutes away from that, you can't. Let's like. Oh, yeah. Like, we can't get to the end of the episode. Make Beanie babies. So let's talk about it now. [00:17:38] Speaker A: Oh my. [00:17:40] Speaker B: So let's get into some news stories. I saw this one while fucking scrolling my Google news feed. A man died after attempting an illegal BAsE jump at the Grand Canyon. Why he didn't do it in front of me to make me watch, you know, I'll never know. [00:18:00] Speaker C: This guy's base jumping. [00:18:02] Speaker B: Jumping off a cliff. [00:18:05] Speaker C: Hmm. Just, you know, like with a parachute? [00:18:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:08] Speaker C: Oh. [00:18:11] Speaker B: I mean, obviously he didn't use his parachute well enough. [00:18:15] Speaker C: Failed. [00:18:19] Speaker B: But yeah. The Grand Canyon Regional Communications center received a report around 07:30 a.m. thursday of a visitor that attempted to BasE jump from the Yavapi point on the south rim. So where we were of the Grand Canyon, the park rangers responded and located the body of the deceased male about 500ft down. The victim was transported by helicopter to the rim and then brought to the medical examiner's office. The name of the victim is being withheld pending positive identification. Jesus Christ. Base is an acronym for building Antenna, Span and Earth. The recreational sport involves jumping from a fixed object, using a parachute to descend to the ground. So now you know what base you know is. So you have to jump from a building, an antenna. I don't know what a span is or the earth. The high risk activity is prohibited at all areas of the Grand Canyon. The incident comes after a 20 year old man accidentally fell 400ft to his death. I don't understand how you can be that dumb at that age. You're 20 years old. Stop being dumb. [00:19:48] Speaker C: You're not all grown up when you're 20, though. [00:19:51] Speaker B: Yeah, but I didn't die at 20 from fucking falling off the Grand Canyon. [00:19:56] Speaker C: Stupid people do need to take themselves out of the gene pool. [00:20:04] Speaker B: But I enjoy the fact that, you know, like, we should just, like, allow people to, like, allow dumb people to do dumb things. Take the warning labels off of shit and traffic lanes. Open the fuck up. It's great, you know? Cause dumb people that fucking do dumb things while driving are gonna do dumb things like. Huh. Bleach. I bet I can whiten my teeth and then drink it and then die. And then people are gonna be sad, oh, my son died because he drank bleach. Was he retarded? No, he was retarded. Sorry, ma'am. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Yep. [00:20:44] Speaker B: Try again. Maybe you should have told your son that bleach is not to drink. I feel like it should be on the individual to find out if something is safe or not. [00:21:00] Speaker C: We had a doctor so dumb, she insisted that we wash our litter boxes with bleach. But you can't mix bleach with cat urine. It creates a noxious gas. Really? Yeah. [00:21:13] Speaker A: Wait, what? [00:21:14] Speaker B: Yeah, creates mustard gas. It's ammonium ammonia. So bleach and ammonia, two cleaning chemicals, if you mix them together, create mustard gas and could potentially be deadly, so. [00:21:30] Speaker C: She was so stupid, she had to go get her doctorate in, like, parasitology or something before she was able to get into a vet school because she failed three times based on the other requirements. Yeah, she was stupid as fuck. She once told me how to fucking clean. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Like, weirdo. [00:21:49] Speaker C: Yeah, no, piss me the fuck off. [00:21:51] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, I truly hate fucking, you know, truly dumb people. [00:21:57] Speaker C: Yes. [00:21:58] Speaker B: Like, I'm dumb to a level, but it's like, I. I know not to fucking base jump off the Grand Canyon. I know not to fucking drink bleach. I know. You know, not to fucking look down the barrel of a gun and beg, oh, is it loaded? Oh, my God, I fucking shot myself. [00:22:17] Speaker C: See, we just need to let them take themselves out of the gene pool. Let's fight. [00:22:22] Speaker B: It's like, if you fucking get caught, you know, drinking and driving twice, you should just lose your license for life. You know, fool me once. You know, shame on me or whatever. And fool me twice. You know, you fucking lose your license forever and you can never get it back. And if you get caught driving without the fucking license, we impound the vehicle. [00:22:42] Speaker C: I think the second one is shame on me. [00:22:46] Speaker B: Yeah, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Yeah, fool me three times, can't be fooled again. But, yeah, it's like. Like there was a news story in Durango of, like, this dude that, you know, it's, like, going to jail for, like, jerking off at, like, my friend's workplace. Like, he had his, like, hands down his pants is like, jerking off. And so, like, I put in the group chat. I'm like, I put a picture of, like, a giant fucking pencil sharpener. You know, I clear those giant pencils. [00:23:25] Speaker C: Mm hmm. [00:23:26] Speaker B: I'm like, we should cast rate him with this. I'm like, oh, my God. We, like, honestly, like, in America, we should have cruel and unusual punishment. Why not? Like, oh, my. Let's do it. Like, if you're a fucking pedophile, you know, let's let, like, a bunch of fucking, you know, ex cons come in with bats and beat you to death. Like, I feel like that is a justified response to that. Oh, look, this guy fucks children. Let's kill him in a fucking brutal way. Instead of, you know, slapping on the wrist and giving him, like, three years of prison where he's in protective custody the entire time and then gets out and he's, like, on a list. No, just, like, kill him. It's fine. The world will not miss a pedophile. What are you googling now? [00:24:21] Speaker C: I'm looking at the definition. Definition of cruel and unusual punishment. [00:24:27] Speaker B: Um, stuff like hanging, beheadings, stuff like that. [00:24:31] Speaker C: Beheadings is considered public humiliation. [00:24:34] Speaker B: It's a cruel and unusual punishment. You know, tar and feathering, shit like that is, like, what it was meant to stop, you know, for, like, little things. Like, oh, this guy stole a fucking loaf of bread. You know, let's cut off his fucking hand. You know, like, I get that, but it's like, you know, for people that do inhuman things, you should not get human rights, and there should just be inhuman crimes where you lose all your human rights, and I would be down for that. And then you get cruel and unusual punishment. You get fucking evil shit that happens to you. That's awesome. You know, it's like, you know, if you're, you know, one of these evil pieces of shit in the world. Cool, guess what? Now you're gonna, you know, suffer. Truly suffer. Like, you should never get, you know, food stamps or anything like that. Especially, you know, if you survive prison, there should not be anything called protective custody. Are you kidding me? Why are you protecting prisoners? If you did something so bad that the other prisoners find you fucking vile, you should be killed. If a murderer is like, you are a scumbag piece of shit that deserves to die. Yeah, guess what? You're gonna die now. Cause a murderer hates you. Are you still googling over there? [00:26:10] Speaker C: Okay, so the 8th amendment, like, it's against cruel, unusual punishment. Punishment, but it doesn't have a specific definition, so courts can kind of wiggle it into whatever direction they want. [00:26:24] Speaker B: Same thing with all the amendments, you know, you have the freedom press, freedom of speech, you know, what does that mean? You have the, you know, freedom to bear arms. What does that mean? [00:26:34] Speaker C: Yeah, clear definitions. [00:26:36] Speaker B: Can we have any magazines highs we want? Can we have a hundred round magazine? [00:26:40] Speaker C: This is a constitutional. Are so annoying. [00:26:43] Speaker B: You know, it's like that. That's why the fucking, you know, constitution needs to be, you know, rewritten for modern day fucking update that shit. Remix the constitution. [00:26:56] Speaker C: Who's gonna pay for that? [00:26:58] Speaker B: The fucking p. We already do. We already pay a billion fucking dollars. We pay trillions in taxes every year. And these fucking legislative dickheads sit here and be like, we're gonna make new laws. We're gonna fucking make it to where you can't have bump stocks on your rifles. We're gonna make it to where, you know, these triggers are illegal. Oh, look, you put a front grip on your fucking rifle. That's illegal. Or a foregrip on it. How dare you? Oh, your rifle barrel is too short. Is a short barrel rifle that's years in prison and a fine. Where's your stamp? You know, get these dickheads that don't do anything to, you know, rewrite it and then, you know, put it, you know, like, each amendment, you know, has, like, different fucking forms. And then the people vote on the different forms. It's like, hey, here's ten forms of the first Amendment. Which one do you guys want to vote for? And then the fucking people get to vote for. You know how the First Amendment goes. Here's the second amendment. You know which form you want to vote for. Third Amendment. Fourth Amendment. Oh, look. Fucking, you know, unreasonable searches and seizures and fucking, you know, housing. Fucking military. We don't have to do that. Cool. What? [00:28:26] Speaker C: Okay, so I'm reading this article on, like, fucking, like, medieval, like, cruel and high neutral punishments and, like, all this stuff. All of these rules are for fucking attacking aggressive and rambunctious women. So women who speak their minds get to have cruel and unusual punishments by default. [00:28:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, like, they put, like, fucking things on their headland. [00:28:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:51] Speaker B: Do I keep him silent and shit? [00:28:54] Speaker C: Like, I just wanted to know what a drunk man's cloak was. And now I've just fallen down this wall. Feminism. [00:29:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, there were some fucking crazy punishments like, they would take, like, a fucking cow hide and fucking, you know, wrap it around a person and stitch it into their skin. And so when it shrunk and they, like, push them out in the desert and, like, when it shrunk, it crush their body and kill them. [00:29:20] Speaker C: Did you ever read the scarlet letter? No, I read it when I was, like, six and I understood nothing about it. I kind of want to read it. [00:29:30] Speaker A: That was way too long. That was way too. [00:29:35] Speaker C: Like, that made absolutely no sense to me. Since I had a six year old, I was just like, oh, so a is the first letter of my name, so that's awesome. Oh, and, like, the little girl's okay, and she gets rich. So that's awesome. Right. And that is the extent of my knowledge. [00:29:51] Speaker A: Seriously. [00:29:52] Speaker C: That's it. I clearly need. [00:29:54] Speaker B: I don't know if I want to read it again. You know, talk about it. [00:29:57] Speaker C: I don't have a copy of it. I'd have to buy it or go to the library. [00:30:00] Speaker B: It seems like a very google able thing. Like, you can. [00:30:04] Speaker C: I'm not going to read a book on a fucking screen. If I'm going to read a book, it's going to be a real book. [00:30:09] Speaker A: Really? [00:30:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:11] Speaker B: The scarlet letter, a novel by Nathaniel Hawthorne. [00:30:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:20] Speaker B: It only has 3.53.4 out of five on Goodreads. [00:30:24] Speaker A: Five. [00:30:24] Speaker C: Of course it's not going to have a five out of five. [00:30:29] Speaker A: It actually. [00:30:30] Speaker B: How long is the scarlet letter? [00:30:32] Speaker A: It has a 4.64.7, 206 review. [00:30:38] Speaker C: Yeah. It wasn't that long of a book. [00:30:41] Speaker B: It's $0.99 for Kendall. Yeah. No, like, I don't read. Boring. [00:30:51] Speaker C: How many pages do you consider a long book? [00:30:54] Speaker B: Anything more than 50. [00:30:56] Speaker C: Okay. I don't consider it a long book until we're over 600. Over 500 pages. Then it's a little book. Yeah. Because 500 pages will take me about two to three days. And that's kind. And that's longer than a normal one to two days for a book. [00:31:12] Speaker B: See, I like to, you know, read books that are interesting to me. [00:31:17] Speaker C: Exactly. I read what are interesting to me as well. [00:31:20] Speaker B: Like, I didn't read the Bible was not interesting, and it sucks. And that. That's probably where I gained my disdain for reading. Cause, like, if I read something that I don't enjoy fucking reading, it all fucking fuzzes out. [00:31:33] Speaker C: Well, yeah, now you put it down and you don't read it. I've stopped books. Halfway through it been like, I'm done with this. [00:31:40] Speaker A: I keep on. I got, like, a book that I want to read. But I, like, started it, and now, like, I don't want to read it, and I want to read some other stuff before I read it first. Yeah, so it's, like, really annoying. [00:31:52] Speaker C: Now go read what you want to read. [00:31:54] Speaker A: So it's gonna take forever to read the other ones first. [00:31:57] Speaker B: Well, it's like when I play, I. [00:31:58] Speaker A: Kind of want to. [00:32:00] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like when I play a video game and, like, there's, like, a fucking long string of text, I'm like, why is this here? Who wrote this? Whose job was it to come up with this bullshit? No one reads this. You know, fucking have something interesting. Have someone say the fucking bullshit. But they'll be like, you know, hey, you can go fucking find this journal and then read this entire journal and blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't care. [00:32:34] Speaker C: It's just not your game style. It's fine. [00:32:37] Speaker B: Well, I mean, like, they'll do it in, like, call of duty. You know, they'll be like, hey, look, you found a fucking journal area, you know, and then you fucking, like, play it, and it's like, you, like, hear, like, someone fucking talking about some dumb bullshit. I don't care about the lore of the game. Just let me play the fucking game. I don't. You know, if you make a good fucking game, cool. But a lot of these, you know, play a lot of these games will just make. We want to make a game that we can get a bunch of money off of and then go fuck yourself. Like, let's, you know, full it full of bullshit. That way, you know, you have to fucking read it. [00:33:16] Speaker C: I'm sorry you don't enjoy it. [00:33:20] Speaker B: Like. Like, you know, this little Caesars pizza. Like, we got a little Caesar's pizza, you know, summer of hot and ready. Boom. You nailed it. Not a bunch of words on the box. I don't care what the fucking ingredients are at all. So, you know, stop being that fucking person that, like, makes shit for, you know, dumb people like me to try and read. All right, let's go to next story. [00:33:50] Speaker A: My story. [00:33:52] Speaker B: No, the next story. We're not even to the end of the shit yet. Okay, so apparently people in power have been getting in trouble. A tempe officer from Arizona that was applauded for, you know, his DUI work and got an award from mothers against drunk driving for stopping DuIsde. Got a DUI himself. [00:34:19] Speaker C: Sounds about right. [00:34:21] Speaker B: Happened last Wednesday near 19th Avenue on Wallace Alameda Road. So, yeah, Tempeh police officer who recently received an award for mad to prevent TUIs was allegedly arrested for drinking under the influence. Earlier this week, a spokesperson for the Arizona Department of Public Safety confirmed to ABC 15 investigators that Officer Zachary Hyde was arrested by troopers because they had probable cause that he was driving under the influence. According to the traffic citation, Hyde was cited for DUI on Wednesday just after midnight. The details around the traffic stop are not clear, but records show a trooper with the Arizona Department of Public Safety pulled him over after he was driving 10 miles an hour and it posted 35 miles an hour speed zone. Yeah, I mean, anyone that's like a police officer, I don't trust them. And I feel like if you are a police officer, if you're a person of authority, that is your job to, you know, make sure that, you know, everyone follows this law. You should get punished four times as much. No, seven times as much. So whatever, you know, a normal person's punishment is, I believe he should get punished seven times that. I feel like that's fair, cuz I hate a hypocrite, you know? I hate fucking people that, you know, is, I'm gonna arrest you for a DUI, you're gonna go to jail. And then they go fucking do the exact same bullshit that they've been arresting people for. You know, like, if you have to go, like, go serve, you know, two years in jail, give him 14. Fuck it. [00:36:26] Speaker A: I'm all, Harris, while she went home smoking weed, was convicting people for doing the same thing. [00:36:33] Speaker B: Yeah. No, like, if Kamala Harris fucking wins the presidency, like, the fucking January 6 bullshit is gonna be a hilarious little footnote. Oh, remember when that's the worst that we did? Yeah, there's going blood in the streets. I guarantee it. I guarantee you revolution is gonna hit immediately. [00:36:56] Speaker C: Everybody said that right before Obama got elected. And did that shit happen? [00:37:02] Speaker B: Well, Obama was not a prosecutor. Obama was just a black man. And every woman liked it. Every black man liked it, and a bunch of other white dudes liked it. So it's like, just a bunch, like a crew of racist white dudes. They're like, eh, I don't like that. But you know where people are like, you know, Joe Biden got elected, it's like, not my president. Everyone's gonna make not my fucking president. Like, kamala is gonna get put through the fucking wringer, you know, like, I just don't like a fucking prosecutor being the fucking president of the United States. I'd much rather Hillary fucking go in there and become president. That's fine. Yeah. I don't have nothing against a woman being president. It's just certain women, like, if I. If a dude, like, if Donald Trump was a prosecutor in the state of New York, arresting, you know, and convicting fucking people for having marijuana, then I beg ya know, Donald Trump should not be the president either. Fucking get someone better. [00:38:26] Speaker C: But yeah, this Obama was a civil rights attorney. [00:38:30] Speaker B: Yes. That's a good thing. That that means, like, if you got fired for being black, you know, he was able to sue the business for fucking firing you for being black. He was on the same levels, like Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders was a civil rights activist too. And I'm down for Bernie Sanders being fucking president even at this point. But I don't know why he's not fucking running. Probably because he's old as shit and he fucking, you know, didn't fucking grab the bull by the horns when he had the chance. [00:39:13] Speaker C: I'm sure he was very tired of trying to be a president of America. It must have been so exhausting. [00:39:26] Speaker B: But that's fine. And so on to the next one. A fucking NSA agent was jailed for fucking looking at child porn at work. The 40 year old had more than 700 indecent images of children and another 200 of extreme pornography or bestiality on laptops. Adam Taylor from Waltham Abbey in Essex omitted two counts of misconduct in a public office, three counts of making indecent photographs of children, and one count of possessing extreme pornographic image in June. The former National Crime Agency officer has now been jailed for 18 months. And like that. That's the fucking problem. Jail them for 18 years. Just. Just go fucking nuts with it, you know, I. This isn't America, but, you know, it's the same fucking bullshit, cuz he's over there in fucking Essex. I don't know. Or he might be from fucking, you know. Yeah, it's UK, so, yeah, I mean, fucking throw these people in, like, throw the book at them, make them regret what they fucking did. I don't want to see his fucking mug shot. Just, you know, fucking mean mugging the fucking camera. I want to see him fucking crying. I want to see him knowing that his life is fucking over, that he's gonna go into a prison cell and that his fucking roommate is not gonna like him and just beat the shit out of him every day until he fucking dies from internal bleeding. [00:41:17] Speaker C: People need to die in infancy. [00:41:21] Speaker B: Well, like it. We should just kill the pedophiles. Just, just. Oh, your pedophile, bang. Shoot you in the head, it's fine. [00:41:30] Speaker A: I. [00:41:32] Speaker B: And then the world's a better place, like, I don't know if any of you know who Akon is. [00:41:44] Speaker C: Okay. I do like some. I don't like all the songs, but I like a couple. [00:41:50] Speaker B: Well, he has a song called locked up, and apparently they did a sting operation on a dude, and the police were there to arrest the fucking dude as they're, like, meet up with a child. And Akon was there was, like, some other fucking youtuber, and he was singing song locked up while this dude, which is a fucking great ass thing. And they fucking share this with Courtney so she can actually see. [00:42:28] Speaker A: Yep. Please let me see. [00:42:38] Speaker B: Yeah, they, like, brought in a boom box. [00:43:09] Speaker A: Who's getting arrested? [00:43:11] Speaker B: This. This guy in the fucking blue shirt over here. [00:43:14] Speaker C: I think he's a pedophile. [00:43:15] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a pet. Well, he was trying, like, meet up with a. A child, um, you know, with the whole fucking story. And, uh, yeah, fucking just sits there and humiliates this fucking dude, which is great. [00:43:38] Speaker C: Have you guys ever seen the picture of the dude? He's, like, under arrest. So he's, like, lying on the ground, uh, with his handcuffs, and then there's just a cat sitting on top of him loafing. [00:43:47] Speaker B: That's hilarious. But, yeah, yeah, I think the YouTube channel is, like, steak or something like that. And I love this. Like, honestly, I I love when fucking people go on YouTube and do their own fucking little stings on fucking people and embarrass the shit out of them and, like, don't blur out their face. It's like, you don't have the power to arrest them, but you do have the power to fucking potentially ruin their goddamn life. [00:44:17] Speaker A: Oh, man. [00:44:19] Speaker B: You know, it's like, hey, guess what? You know, one of your friends saw the fucking video, and they fucking, you know, sent it over to your wife and sent it over to your fucking boss, and, you know, sent it over to all this fucking bullshit. Now, you know, your wife is divorcing you. You're losing your fucking job. You're losing everything, you know, which is not enough. You should be losing your life, but it's a start. And if the cops come and arrest you, even fucking better. Or if someone comes and beats the shit out of you, just, you know, some vigilante, some, like, fucking, you know, Batman. Pedophile hunter. Like a dexter of fucking pedophiles. Dexter was like, a serial killer that killed other serial killers. [00:45:09] Speaker C: Oh, it's not the cartoon with the lab kid hair? [00:45:12] Speaker B: No. Oh, like, he was. He worked for, like, a crime scene investigator company and, like, did, like, blood splatter analysis. [00:45:24] Speaker C: How many people do you have to kill before you're considered a serial killer? [00:45:28] Speaker B: I think, like, three. [00:45:29] Speaker C: Okay. [00:45:32] Speaker B: You know, like, if you kill two, that's just, like, establishing pattern. Third one, you know, cereal. [00:45:38] Speaker C: Their time to charm. [00:45:40] Speaker B: What do you want, Mel? It's too fucking hot. But, yeah, I do fucking love all this bullshit. [00:45:51] Speaker A: You know, it's funny, I had to find the song, and so I looked it up, and this whole time I thought you'd kept the song playing for some stupid reason. And I'm like, oh, no. I started. I started playing it with it to make sure it was the real thing. [00:46:09] Speaker B: Oh, that's hilarious. [00:46:09] Speaker A: When I found the song, you know. [00:46:11] Speaker B: Like, I only played it for, like, a couple seconds and. But, yeah, like, I I believe, like, murder should just be, like, a more normalized thing of the right people. Like, don't murder, like, random people. But this indonesian man did not get that fucking message. An indonesian man kills a neighbor who kept asking him why he was not married at 45. I mean, no, actually, this man was in the right indonesian man. You're right. To fucking kill your nosey ass neighborhood. A 45 year old man in Indonesia allegedly killed his 60 year old neighbor after he was hurt and became annoyed by the later's persistence and asking him why he was not married. Indonesia media reported that the incident took place in that fucking place, South Tapanuli regency. I know I got that wrong. Located in North Sumeria. Sumatra. [00:47:20] Speaker C: Sumatra. [00:47:20] Speaker B: Sumatra. On July 29, the victim was a retired civil servant named. Yeah, go fuck yourself on that. I'm not even trying. Ask Rim Irrito. So, yeah, fucking when your old ass neighbor is sitting there pestering you, why you're fucking not married. Maybe he's gay. Maybe he doesn't like women. You know, that those two normally don't come hand in hand, but they can. Maybe he just enjoys having fucking free money then, you know, not have to spend on a woman. Maybe he see, like, sees. Let me see. Was the victim a woman? [00:48:17] Speaker C: No, the victim's wife. [00:48:20] Speaker B: Okay, so is this a dude? [00:48:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:28] Speaker B: Oh, the victim was the retired civil servant. Okay. I thought it was him. Um, but, yeah, fucking Astram's fucking wife. Yeah, he sees how fucking happy you are, dude. You know, he's like, why do you want to get married and be happy like me? See how happy I am? Don't get married. I'm happy. Kill me. Kill me now and then he fucking does it. I mean, I I'm. I'm. I'm happily married. Right, babe? [00:49:02] Speaker C: Of course you are. [00:49:03] Speaker B: Good. [00:49:04] Speaker C: Babe. [00:49:05] Speaker B: What? [00:49:05] Speaker C: Hand me my drink. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Jesus Christ. [00:49:10] Speaker C: He loved me. [00:49:11] Speaker B: I mean, I have to. It's too expensive not to love her at this point. [00:49:19] Speaker A: Yeah, you guys are so cute. Alex doesn't call me sometimes because you fall asleep earlier, you know? [00:49:33] Speaker B: I mean, like, I fall asleep pretty much, like, right after the podcast where I play games for, like, a little bit. Like, tonight. I'll probably fall asleep, like, right away. I was taking shots before the fucking podcast. So that's why I'm bad at reading. Also. I'm bad at reading. But for some good news. A dutch seal rescue webcam is big in Japan. So apparently, like, a seal looked like a fucking good luck charm on a webcam. And they gave him, like, a month worth of donations in, like, a day, like, from Japan, which is, like, great. The explanation for the enthusiasm, maybe that the seal represents a japanese good luck symbol. One of the people we spoke to told me a tea leaf floating upright in the water is a symbol of good fortune. And when seals are upright in the water, they look a bit like that and so, like, oh, it's like kit. [00:50:38] Speaker C: Kats all over again. [00:50:40] Speaker B: But, yeah, a bunch of people in Japan fucking donated a shitload of money. Do this seal rescue in the Netherlands so good for these little seals, you know? I love seals. I can't have one, though. [00:50:58] Speaker C: I like sea lions more than I like seals. [00:51:01] Speaker B: They're like, all the same little things. They're like sea puppies. [00:51:09] Speaker C: Seals, RC doggos. Yes. Sea lions. No. [00:51:13] Speaker B: Like, one goes, arf, arf, arf. And then the other's like, arf, arf. You know, like, one's, like, more aggressive with it. [00:51:21] Speaker C: And then there's the elephant seals, which are the coolest of all. [00:51:24] Speaker B: And then the walruses, which are just like, blubber fucking things. [00:51:31] Speaker C: They turn pink when they dry out. [00:51:34] Speaker B: Walruses? [00:51:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:36] Speaker B: That's crazy. They also have big penises, too. [00:51:40] Speaker C: All mammals have bigger penises than you, babe. [00:51:44] Speaker B: Every mammal on earth has a bigger penis than me. God damn it. Mochi. [00:51:48] Speaker C: Especially fig wasps. [00:51:53] Speaker B: But now we're on to am I the asshole and all that bullshit. So we're gonna do 01:00 a.m. i the asshole. And then we have Courtney read a story on her side. So I'll start off with this. Am I the asshole from deleted? Obviously. Am I the asshole for causing my son to lose his child? Throw away? Because how sensitive the topic is and not wanting to be recognized. My son and his girlfriend have been together for about a year when she became pregnant accidentally. It's not an accident, honey. You know, she didn't sit on a toilet seat. My wife was thrilled and began looking forward to becoming a grandmother. He decided to stay with her, but a few days later, began hanging out with his ex. We know because she lives nearby, and I have seen them together. I confronted him, and he said his girlfriend is okay with it. I don't believe it, as they are still together. But I'm old, and I can't really fathom what. What that kind of relationship would look like. I've been cheated on, and it was a huge betrayal, and I haven't forgot that. My wife told me to drop it, but I didn't believe him when he said they decided to open up the relationship. I decided if she knew, then I'd ask her about it, and then it wasn't a big deal. So I asked if she was okay with an open relationship with the father of her child, and she had no idea what I was talking about. I realized she had never had that conversation with him and admitted that I had seen him with his ex and told. And he had told me that she was okay with it. As they had opened up the relationship, she began to cry and left. A few hours later, I got a call from my son, who was screaming at me for interfering with his relationship. My wife, who's also extremely angry with me as I was jeopardizing our chances of being in our grandchild's life. Long story short, they broke up. She moved out of their place, back to her parents house. It has been a few weeks, and a few days ago, she told my son that she had an abortion, so they had nothing to do with each other anymore and to never contact her again. My son and my wife know it's my fault and said she wouldn't have found out if it wasn't for me. My wife brought up divorce. I'm saying I'm not loyal to the family, so how could she know I could be loyal to her? I'm so sad about how it ended, and I regret saying anything if this is the results. Um. Dude, you're not the asshole. The fucking son is, you know, being a cheating scumbag, and, you know, actions have consequences. [00:54:51] Speaker C: No, this 100% falls on op's son. That's. This is his fucking fault. That had nothing to do with it. [00:54:59] Speaker B: But, yeah, I mean, yeah, you were probably gonna lose everything just because, you know, everyone's fucking hurt. You know, your wife doesn't get to become a grandma and a bunch of. [00:55:13] Speaker A: He still does. He'll probably knock up some other bitch. [00:55:17] Speaker C: Yeah, he will probably knock up his. [00:55:19] Speaker A: Exactly. Like. And, like, if she can't be with him because she can't trust him, like, it. This shows that he is trustworthy and he isn't gonna keep from her and isn't gonna ever cheat on her like the stupid son. So I don't know what the wife's problem is. [00:55:41] Speaker B: I mean, the wife's problem is essentially, you know, her daughter in law fucking, you know, killed a grandchild. But the comments, professor plum did it. My, you know, quote, tweeting, my wife, my son and wife know it's my fault. That is complete and utter bullshit. It is your son's fault entirely. He chose to cheat. He chose to lie. If he were a decent, loyal, honest person, they'd still be together and expecting a child. The fact that both he and his mother are blaming you is more proof that he's a bad person and so is your wife. I tell them both to get the fuck out of your home and out of your life until they learn to take responsibility for their own actions. Also, based on how she handled this, I bet real money that your wife cheated and lied herself at least once. Not the asshole. Opie needs to read this one. Op is a good guy in the situation. I bet the girlfriend is eternally grateful to him. Yeah, I mean, exactly. It's not fun news to hear, but it's, you know, better to hear before you have, like, a, you know, lifelong fucking connection with, you know, someone that cheated on you. [00:57:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:05] Speaker B: All right, Courtney, your turn. [00:57:07] Speaker A: All right, let me go to my saved. I started looking down the rabbit hole. Okay. Oh, wrong one. Oh, shit. Okay. All right, I found it. Relationship advice. My 34 m wife, 35 female, says our marriage is ending because I was not available to support her at her lowest, and she resents me deeply. How do I save my marriage? We have a two and a half year old and four month old. We have been together for ten years and married for four. Like any couple, we have our ups and downs. My wife now says she deeply resents me and her resentment for me only grows. She cannot see me as the same because I was unavailable emotionally when she needed me most and sees our marriage ending when we have a two and a half year old and four month old. It's been a very difficult situation. I've been very busy at work, which is essentially a small business, and our deadlines are statutory. Our newborn was born a month before the deadline, so I was already stretched then between work and the baby, which was the worst possible time for me to help with the baby. Furthermore, my wife's mom, my mother in law, had a stroke and was in poor health before the stroke, so all hell has broken loose given my work situation, a newborn and loved one in poor health, my wife and I are in survival mode because my wife is also the caregiver for my mother in law. So between taking care of all the house chores, dishes, laundry, taking care of the older kid, helping with the baby, working late every night, and helping my disabled mother in law, I had no energy for supporting my wife emotionally as I was exhausted every day. She struggled with postpartum depression and when she reached out to family for help, no one would come. She asked for more of my help and attention, but I was not able to support her as I had no energy myself. When my work situation improved, she first told me it made her angry that was more relaxed and available to help. More fast forward to today. She can't see me in the same light and I pledged to gain back her trust and provide the security she needs but does not believe me. If I had to do things over again, I would have dropped everything at work, even if it meant me losing my job. Although she understands the importance of meeting my deadlines, now that I'm more available and her mom is doing better, she can't let go of her anger towards me for not being there when she needed me and sees our marriage ending soon. She says we're two people sharing the same space, but not actually together. How do I fix things between us and save my marriage? [00:59:54] Speaker B: I mean, the wife just wants him around more. [01:00:00] Speaker A: But the thing was, he was there as much as possible. It says he did all that. He was taking care of all the house tours, helping with the kids, working every night, and helping his mother in law. Like, she still probably has some sort of, like, pee pd still, because, like, some of the comments said, like, it can last, like, up to a year, but, like, I feel like that is incredibly mean of her to hold that against him. Like, it was a show. Like, it's not like he wasn't even helping with her mother in law and everything else and just leaving everything to her. He was helping. [01:00:43] Speaker B: See, this is why, like, men will fucking just walk out. [01:00:47] Speaker C: Is the four month old his? [01:00:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:51] Speaker C: Are we sure about that? [01:00:53] Speaker A: They've been together for ten years and married for four, and then there's no mention that she, she cheated or anything. See, like, Min, why do you say it's, like, not his? [01:01:08] Speaker C: Just curious. [01:01:09] Speaker B: Yeah, men will hit a breaking point and just be like, you know what? Fuck this. It's not worth, you know, me struggling every day to, you know, try and make somebody else happy. Yeah. When I get nothing in return. [01:01:26] Speaker C: You. [01:01:27] Speaker B: Know, it's like, you know, trying to, like, you know, be nice to someone that hates you, essentially. You know, be nice to a fucking brick wall one day, you know, it might come down on you, but if you're nice to it, it'll, you know, fall on the other side. No, you can just walk away and not have to worry about getting crushed at all. [01:01:55] Speaker A: I just feel like the mother in law should have figured out some. Like, especially because she's older now. Like, my grandmother had help. Like, they let you have help and stuff. Like, there should have been an outside caregiver for the mother. [01:02:13] Speaker C: Oh, absolutely. [01:02:14] Speaker B: I mean, not everyone has someone like you to, you know, come through and save the day. [01:02:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:23] Speaker B: You know, because I feel like if your grandma, you know, had someone from the state to come help her, she would have, like, a lower level of care. [01:02:35] Speaker A: Well, actually, it was pretty good, but it wasn't from the state. [01:02:40] Speaker B: Well, I mean, if she's paying for it, then, yeah, you're gonna have a higher level of care, but, you know, if it's just her insurance. [01:02:47] Speaker A: So when. So when she was on hospit, she got someone who came two times a week that bathed her and, like, set her up that way. And then she had a nurse that came every week. And if there was a problem, like, they had someone come out and stuff and, like, for other comfort level, like, they had, like, a podiatrist come out because her nails are fucked up. [01:03:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:17] Speaker A: And I'm like, it need be. Her insurance will cover a nurse coming out, but she hasn't done anything for that. And I wouldn't be qualified because technically I'm. They don't let people who are related to you be the person that gets paid to take care of you, which is so dumb. [01:03:39] Speaker B: Well, you need to have, like, a nursing certification. You need to be, like, a CNA or whatever. [01:03:49] Speaker C: Yeah, and it sucks to be a CNA. [01:03:53] Speaker B: It does. Yeah, you're dealing with all of the. [01:03:56] Speaker C: You're basically. You're doing kennel care work for humans. [01:03:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it totally fucking sucks. And, like, those people, you get thrown, like, the trashiest jobs and the shit that the doctors don't want to fucking do. And the doctors, like, we're the heroes. It's like, no fucking nurses are the fucking ones that are really doing all the work. And, you know, hospitals and doctors are collecting all the fucking money from all the hard work that the fucking emts and nurses are all doing, you know, fuck all that, you know, make it to where, like, an, you know, like a union of nurses are like, yep. You know, we get fucking paid for how much ever much of the work we do, you know, taking care of this person. Yeah. Like any doctor I've ever seen. It's like, you know, I feel like doctors should just continuously go to school, fucking learn shit. [01:04:48] Speaker C: Yeah. What continuing education is. [01:04:50] Speaker B: Well, and then on top of that, fucking impart their fucking wisdom to the fucking nurses back. Oh, well, you know, if you do this and this and this, you know, then, and, like, a nurse can, like, fucking pick up on that, like, oh, cool. And then a nurse has an easier time in fucking medical school. [01:05:06] Speaker C: I always do all the doctor ce. I don't any of the tech ce. I do the doctor ce. [01:05:12] Speaker B: Well, no, like, what's. [01:05:17] Speaker A: Okay. [01:05:18] Speaker B: Yeah, but, but, you know, like, do any of your vets, like, impart, like, little fucking nuggets of wisdom that they know? [01:05:26] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, no, absolutely. Especially Doctor Knox. You ask her a question and she's got the answer. Like, she's real fucking smart, you know. [01:05:35] Speaker B: Like, as a truck driver, you know, like, we have to know pretty much everything, and we don't know everything, but. [01:05:46] Speaker C: No, no one knows everything. [01:05:48] Speaker B: But anything that we do know, we impart to each other. Like, all truckers are like, you know, a family. Like, if, you know, you see, like, a truck, like, having a hard time or, you know, something's not going right with them, or, hey, do you have, like, a fucking extra bulb? Yeah. Here you go, bud. I'll thank you. Oh, my God, you're the best. And it's like that. That's what, you know, fucking. Being a trucker is. That's what being a fucking biker is. You fucking help out each other, you know, it doesn't fucking matter at all that you're not related to them. You're just gonna help them out, you know, like, if I see a cop sitting on the side of the road, I won't flash my lights at any of the other cars. I don't care. You guys get pulled over, I don't give a fuck. I see another truck, bam bam, flashing my high beams. There's a fucking cop ahead, you know, bikes too. Bam bamdeh. [01:06:44] Speaker C: You got annoyed when I didn't flush at other cars when I passed that cop. [01:06:48] Speaker B: You're in a car, you have, you have a different responsibility. [01:06:52] Speaker C: I don't have a responsibility to nobody. [01:06:54] Speaker B: Whatever. But that, that's it for this week. Thank you all so much for being here. Thank you all so much for showing up and listening. Well, I'll just say, thank you, mom, for listening to my podcast. You're the greatest mother of all time. I love you. [01:07:15] Speaker A: She actually listens? [01:07:16] Speaker B: Unfortunately, yes. Like, that. That's why. Yeah, yeah. My wife decided it was a great idea, so, like, that. That's why I, like, fucking constantly take digs at her. I should, like, rename this podcast, like, a podcast for my mother. [01:07:34] Speaker A: Oh, my. [01:07:35] Speaker B: Just, like, make a rap using, like, a jewish voice. It's a podcast for mom. She is the bomb. It's gross. Don't. Don't do that in my room. My wife farted in my office. [01:07:47] Speaker C: Yeah, that's bad. [01:07:49] Speaker B: Disgusting bitch. All right, but, yeah, see you all fucking next week. We'll be back again with some more horseshit, I'm sure. I'll fucking tell you all how the fucking goodwill hunting went. [01:08:03] Speaker C: You think you're so funny. [01:08:05] Speaker B: I'm great. By the time this comes out, actually, the fucking show already be done. Whatever. Bye.