Wifes First Gun Show

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Another episode of the human podcast. We're back. You know, as always, I am Alex the Truck, your host. You know, the guy that, you know, you hear talking when the podcast first starts. We got my wife. [00:00:16] Speaker B: Hello. [00:00:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Not the truck. And we got Courtney from across the land. [00:00:20] Speaker C: Yep. [00:00:21] Speaker A: You know, in the land of areas, we don't speak about California, but it's okay. What? [00:00:37] Speaker C: Oh, what? [00:00:39] Speaker A: What? [00:00:40] Speaker C: Is the mochi there causing trouble? [00:00:43] Speaker B: Nah, she snuggled in her hammock. [00:00:47] Speaker A: My wife wanted a beer, you know, and she waited till after we started the podcast, like, yeah, I forgot. Hey, can you get me my beer? I'm like, oh, what? [00:01:01] Speaker C: Oh, I forgot to smoke. I usually smoke a little bit sometimes so I can be a little more talkative. [00:01:09] Speaker A: Oh, it is raining out here. [00:01:12] Speaker B: Thunder is beautiful. [00:01:14] Speaker A: And. And knowing my luck, like, the power is going to go out or something crazy is going to happen. [00:01:18] Speaker B: It is going to go out and. [00:01:20] Speaker A: I'm like, I'm going to be like, it's going to go out, like, the most inconvenient time to power. [00:01:26] Speaker B: It's gone out like a ton in the last month. [00:01:30] Speaker A: Well, it went out during, like, a wind storm. It went out during, like, a snowstorm, and it was back on pretty quick. [00:01:40] Speaker B: Yeah, the longest one, I think, was like eight hours. [00:01:45] Speaker A: Only reason I know is I come back and my computer's off. I'm like, guess the power went out and then sometimes it'll just, like, you know, go on and off. It's all right. I. I have protection from. I have surge protection for the whole house. [00:02:00] Speaker B: Surge protectors are necessary. They save hospital equipment. [00:02:05] Speaker A: No, I. I have one for the entire house. It was expensive, too. [00:02:09] Speaker B: Oh, I have no doubt. [00:02:13] Speaker A: I think. I think it was supposed to get, like, a tax, like, deduction for. I don't know, I don't really care all that much. But, yeah, it's attached to my electrical box outside. Or it could be doing nothing. It could just be a box that just lights up and it's like, green. It's like, there you go, you're good. And, like, all that happens is power goes to the box and, you know, just tells me to offend. Could it actually do nothing and like that? That's the great thing about Americans. We just trust things, work and be like, yeah, of course it works. It's green or whatever. [00:02:55] Speaker B: It's got electrolytes. [00:02:56] Speaker A: You know, it's what plants crave. You know, you hear something on the Internet and you're like, ah, that's. That's absolutely true. And like that, that's like my favorite thing. Like you see something and you know, like yesterday, yesterday night or yesterday evening, I was listening to the Colorado Senate. Because now that's what I do. That's my fucking jam, I guess. [00:03:26] Speaker B: Because I feel really sorry for you. [00:03:29] Speaker A: It isn't. If I, if you were to ask like 21 year old me, like, hey, do you think 33 year old you will be listening to your state senate? You know, you be like, what? No, absolutely not. Why the fuck would I ever do that? That sounds boring as fuck. And let me tell you that it is. It sucks. It is a slog of people saying the same shit over and over with, which makes me believe I can be a senator. I. I don't have faith in any senator or any politician whatsoever. I feel like they are all, every last one of them, you know, and like, even on the Republican side, I'm like, yeah, some of you are probably too. You know, they. They say the exact same thing. They'll get up on stage and, you know, like, give like an anecdote and be like, you know, strong men create, you know, easy times, and easy times create weak men and weak men create tough times. I'm like, are you really doing that? And then like, I see like, you know, video footage and, you know, photos from inside the Senate and I see like some of these fucking, you know, representatives and senators fucking coloring on their iPads. And I'm like, dude, I got this in the bag. I could easily go do this shit. Like, I remember a day when I'm like, man, you know, making it to like, like an employee of the mayor. Wow, that would be so. No, I feel like I can just like bypass all that. Maybe you can go straight to the governor. Just be like, yeah, I'm the governor now. It's like, what do I actually do? It's like, you know, ruin lives. Well, how do I do that? You have these buttons here and you can, you know, take money away from, you know, these communities. It's like, oh, yeah. It's like, sir, stop taking it from the white community. It's like, yeah, they have a bunch, though. That's like all. I mean, like, every white person I know is kind of fucking poor. Like, like, where are these rich white people? I need. I need rich white friends is what I need. [00:05:59] Speaker B: Yeah, those you meet in college. [00:06:04] Speaker A: Well, no, like, I mean, I do have like medium well off, like, white friends. Like, Courtney is like, not like a poor white friend. She's like, but not like a medium well off. She's like, halfway. [00:06:21] Speaker B: Am I a poor white friend? [00:06:24] Speaker A: You're a poor white wife. Yes, very poor. [00:06:31] Speaker B: Don't attack me like that. [00:06:34] Speaker A: You asked a question. [00:06:35] Speaker B: I did ask a question. [00:06:36] Speaker A: You got an answer. Am I the poorer part? Yeah, you're the poor person. Of course you are. I mean, like, I, I, I just need to, like, you know, go to, like, the Chamber of commerce. I feel like there's, like, you know, fucking rich people in there. I don't know what is in a chamber of commerce. [00:06:56] Speaker B: I don't either. [00:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I, I know it exists. My mom used to work, you know, like, being there all the time, and I'm like, I don't know what you're doing there. It's boring. There's, like, three file cabinets and, like, papers. Looks like it sucks in there. [00:07:11] Speaker B: I wonder what it smelled like. [00:07:13] Speaker A: Like depression and paper. So school. [00:07:17] Speaker B: Does depression smell like school? [00:07:20] Speaker A: Public school? Well, without the body impression, like, like, go into, like, a porta potty that has a roll of toilet paper. You know that that's what it's like. It's like, this is a shit show, but at least it has paper. [00:07:41] Speaker B: I kind of feel like mine would almost kind of smell, like rotting hay where it has that sweet, like, sickle smell to it, or like, urine with, like, a shit ton of sugar in it. [00:07:52] Speaker A: Doesn't hay, like, catch on fire if it starts rotting? [00:07:55] Speaker B: Okay, yes, I think so, but there's, like, there's, like, a smell, like, when hay's, like, going bad, and it's just. It's like, almost like kind of like the Orange Dream, like, ice cream, but it's, like, ticklish underneath, and then it gets sour. [00:08:10] Speaker A: You know, hay is when grass goes bad, so you can't have something that's gone bad go worse. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Talking about the hay that the hay bales that, like, horses eat from. So Timothy hay, specifically. [00:08:22] Speaker A: I have never seen a farmer, like, waste hay. [00:08:25] Speaker B: Well, yeah, no, I just. I don't know how else to describe it to you because obviously you. [00:08:32] Speaker A: You don't like if there's hay at, like, the bottom of a barn. Like, I've seen that, and, like, the horses and cows and livestock all piss and shit all over it. And then the horses are smart enough not to eat that, so it gives me kind of hope for horses. [00:08:45] Speaker B: Like, it's almost kind of musky, but it's sweet. [00:08:48] Speaker C: That's what my depression stops trying to explain. [00:08:52] Speaker A: I like how Courtney is like, yeah, I'm aware. I am, like, on a farm kind of. [00:08:59] Speaker C: Yeah. Fucking chicken shit. [00:09:03] Speaker B: I'm so sorry, my love. [00:09:05] Speaker A: No chicken. You have nothing on a pig farm? Nothing. Not even close. Like, pig farms are the worst. Like, you think, you know. [00:09:16] Speaker C: Oh, I've been to a pig farm. [00:09:18] Speaker A: Okay. [00:09:18] Speaker C: They smell really, really bad. [00:09:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Especially when they're fucking like, I'm so mad. [00:09:23] Speaker B: I was going to tour of pig farm in my college program, and then stepping out of the van, I somehow twisted my ankle and had to go to urgent care to have it put in a cast instead of. And I missed out on the fucking pig farm. And, like, three of the girls got to draw blood on the pigs. And I was going to be one of the people who was going to draw blood on the pigs. [00:09:46] Speaker C: I thought you weren't supposed to draw blood on pigs. [00:09:49] Speaker A: Oh, you can do it all day. [00:09:50] Speaker B: You do it from the heart. [00:09:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:54] Speaker C: Isn't that, like, really dangerous? [00:09:55] Speaker B: Yeah, no, they can die. [00:09:57] Speaker A: So what, you get bacon sooner? [00:10:01] Speaker B: Well, no, they can die from it. So you gotta be, like, good at it. [00:10:04] Speaker A: Yeah. If you give them an embolism. [00:10:07] Speaker B: I was supposed to be one of the people to pull blood on the pigs. Instead, I sprained my ankle. [00:10:13] Speaker A: How bad would you feel? [00:10:14] Speaker B: And I was the first person getting off the van. So, like, everyone saw it. [00:10:17] Speaker A: How bad would you feel if you gave that pig an embolism and then killed it? Aaron's heart? [00:10:24] Speaker B: I don't know that I would have been that sad. I would have been traumatized. Yes. Like, that. That would be like, that. Like, that early my career. I definitely pretty traumatizing. But I have seen animals die more than once from blood draws now, and it's kind of like, that really sucked. But I'm only gonna cry for, like, one or two days, as opposed to months. [00:10:47] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, I. I don't. It's not right. [00:10:51] Speaker B: I'm callous. It's just because I can't love people's pets more than they can. [00:10:56] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, oh, like, the amount of crazy I've seen on the road, I'm like, I almost hit a deer today. Like, I saw the deer and it was, like, running towards me and I, like, I have this weird thing with deer where, like, I notice them and they notice me notice them and, like, oh, fuck, he saw me. Like, like, deer only, like, would, like, get hit if I'm, like, not paying attention and it's like, oh, shit. But, like, I notice them immediately. I'm like, get the fuck back, you fucking dumb shit. And it runs away. Like, you can feel my malice, you can feel my hate towards the deer, but Yeah, I would easily fucking hit a deer, no problem. I. I'd turn it into a little meat crayon and pull it off the road. [00:11:48] Speaker B: I was so stoked for the pig farm. [00:11:50] Speaker A: Let's go to a pig farm then. I don't know. [00:11:52] Speaker B: They won't let me drop blood in the pig, and I don't want to draw blood on a pig anymore, so. But I did get to go to the slaughterhouse, which was really cool. [00:12:02] Speaker A: I mean, I'm sure we can go to a slaughterhouse and, you know, fucking get like, a, you know, carcass. Well, like. Like a bunch of, like, sausage and bacon for, like, on the cheap. [00:12:15] Speaker B: I do like bacon, but all the sausage is yours. You have to make the sausage, though. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Yeah. You put it in the intestines. You put, like, like ground meat and intestines or something like that. I don't know. [00:12:27] Speaker B: Okay, you're making it. [00:12:29] Speaker C: It's an attachment to your little. Isn't it? Attachment that you can put on your kitchenaid, Alex. [00:12:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:12:38] Speaker A: And then you just, like, you know, like, put, like, the whole sleeve, and then you, like, you push some out and then twist it and push some out and twist it. It's like a diaper genie, like. [00:12:51] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [00:12:54] Speaker A: So, like, obviously none of y'all have kids. [00:12:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I don't even need to have kids, so. [00:13:01] Speaker A: A diaper genie. You know, like, I had little brothers, and we had this thing called the diaper G. Pretty much what you do is you take, like, the fucking nasty diaper, you like, fucking, you know, turn it into, like, a little diaper football. It was like, shit. And you put it in this tube and it, like, make, you know, like, diaper sausages. You, like, put it in and you twist it so it would, like, cut off the smell and isolate the fucking diaper. And then, like, after, like, you know, two days or whatever, you. You'd have, like, this entire fucking sausage of fucking, you know, dirty diapers that I'm sure cost parents, like, a million fucking dollars. [00:13:38] Speaker B: Diapers are stupid expensive. Like, oh, my God. [00:13:43] Speaker A: Like, I used to think, you know, parents were disgusting for doing cloth diapers. I'm like, fucking genius. [00:13:48] Speaker B: Yeah. No, that's where it's at. [00:13:49] Speaker A: You people are smart. [00:13:50] Speaker B: Yeah. They're saving so much fucking money and fucking dishwash dish. Dis washing machines exist. [00:13:57] Speaker A: So, yeah, I'm like, we don't wash off the poo. Wash off the pee. Fucking throw it in and then, you know, make a new cloth diaper. Boom, boom, boom. You know what we do? [00:14:06] Speaker B: With towels at work. Like, we towels handle everything and they go into the washing machine and they come straight back. We have an industrial washing machine and we have to replace our washing machines at least once every year, year and a half because we're so hard on them. Because they're running 10 plus hours a day for how many days the clinic's open? [00:14:25] Speaker A: So. Yes, you know, like the diaper genie was like the worst sausage maker ever. And then it's like you'd have like take out the diaper Genie and it's like you, you open the bottom. [00:14:37] Speaker B: No. Oh no. [00:14:40] Speaker A: Or something like that. And like, like, like, like they're all isolated. [00:14:45] Speaker B: So they are. [00:14:47] Speaker A: And it does, it like doesn't stink because like they're all wrapped up in plastic. [00:14:51] Speaker B: It does. [00:14:51] Speaker A: And, but it's like the nastiest giant cand. And then you just like, you know, have to like take this awkward long, you know, sausage tube and like throw it in the garbage. And like I imagine like a rat one day just, you know, you know, gnawing through. I wonder what's in here. And then getting the worst surprise of her life. Just, you know. Oh, man. Oh, Henry, come on over here. Open that bag over there. Dude, why do you smell like shit? Don't worry about it. Dude, open that bag. That one has food in it for sure. All right. Oh, man. Yeah, just two rats. Just like, oh, we're disgusting. Oh, you're disgusting. And then an asteroid comes and destroys the earth. [00:15:42] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:15:43] Speaker A: That, that's how I want the world end. Talking rats. And then nothing. But last night, aside from, you know, the senate passing dumb, you know, gun bans out here in Colorado, I, I, I got hemmed up by a dumb ass cop. Not even a cop, a port of entry agent. He's like, yeah, there, there's grease, you know, underneath your hood, you know, which was on my steering knuckle, which is supposed to be greased, you know, like everything that in your churning, you know, and you're steering is supposed to be greased so it doesn't bind up, you know, obviously, duh. And he made a huge connection fit. And he's like, you're out of service. I can't let you go anywhere. And he's like, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it's from. I'm like, so you're admitting that you have no idea what you're talking about and yet you are fucking enforcing rules on shit you have no idea what you're talking about. He's like, yep. I'm like, all right, cool. And, you know, you're just like, put me out of service. I'm like, all right, cool. This should be, you know, taken care of with a can of brake clean and, you know, 15 minutes I should be on the road again because, you know, this agent's retarded. You know, I. I call Ryder, who, you know, we get the trucks from, and I'm like, hey, there's like, some, you know, grease on my brakes. I just need someone to come out, you know, with some, you know, brake clean. And the dude's like, no, it's. It's leaking everywhere and it's bad. Like, you know, I'm like, on the phone, and he's like, screaming into my phone. I'm like, dude, knock it off. You know, I'm on the phone. That's rude as. I'm like, yeah, I just need someone to come out really quick. And they're like, well, we heard that, you know, something's leaking. So they had to send out a subunit, like another fucking truck, you know, to, you know, to me and tow, you know, the one I had. I'm like, it's fine. It's a brand new truck. There's nothing wrong with it. You know, it's just grease from the fucking steering knuckle. And, you know, like, no, this is how we're gonna handle it. I'm like, all right, you, you, everyone is fucking retarded today. And so I'm like, okay, you know, how long is this gonna take? And she's like, five hours. I'm like, well, that's annoying as. But okay, I'm. I'm going to, you know, sleep in my truck and, you know, tell him to knock on my, you know, cab when he's here, you know, and this was about 3:00 in the afternoon, like 2:30, 3:00. And I. I'm just, you know, sitting there, you know, getting some sleep, whatever. I can sleep anywhere. And about 7:00, I get another phone call. Hey, that. That tow truck fucking backed out. We're getting you another tow truck. I'm like, did you not hear me when I said I was sleeping? Did what part of this, you know, like, do not call me again. Yeah, like, I made it very clear. And on the point of being rude, five more times, they called me, you know, all throughout the night. And they didn't get there at 9:00. They got there at 4:00 in the morning. Like, it's like, when. When Someone's like, yeah, I'm on my way. I. I'm almost there. I. I'm so close. And they're still, you know, sitting at home in their boxers playing video games. Yeah, I, I totally. I'm on the way. I'm on the freeway right now. Hey, get out of my way. And, you know, there's just sitting there at home. So. [00:19:58] Speaker C: Yeah, that sounds so annoying. [00:20:00] Speaker B: Super fucking dumb. [00:20:03] Speaker A: And it was supposed to, you know, be a good day. Cuz, like, you know, today was a gun show, one of the last gun shows, probably in Colorado. Because now they want, you know, gun shows to have a ridiculous amount of. So either the gun shows are going to be ridiculously expensive and no one's going to want to attend, or they're just going to stop doing them, which is what the Democrats want. And, like, I. I'm racking my brain for loopholes on all this. I'm like, how can we loophole this? Because Democrats hate loopholes and Republicans are so goddamn good at it. And I think I've figured it out. You don't bring any guns to the gun show. You bring, like, you know, posters and books and pictures of guns. You know, you can have, like, a fucking binder of guns and be like, yeah, I have all these guns here. You know, what. What are you interested in? And so you, you know, rip out the page and you pay for the page, and you give them money for the page. You're not buying a gun. You're just buying a page. And then you come to their shop, you know, after the gun show or after the, you know, spectator event, whatever we want to call it, and you can then trade that fucking piece of paper to buy that gun for, like, $1, you know, from the. From the actual gun shop. I feel like this should be, like, a great thing, you know, like, all the guns get put aside, and you're paying, you know, full money for a piece of paper, which is not a gun, and they're selling you a gun for, like, a dollar. Wow. And using the page as a coupon. I. I feel like it's genius. I feel like it's like my boat, my most genius idea so far to date. And. And no one's ever going to hear this, and it's fine. But, you know, I like to think about it, you know, because the government. [00:22:31] Speaker C: Yep. [00:22:32] Speaker A: Yeah. But let's get into some news stories talking about the government. Police were arrested. Or police arrest parents for complaining about school on WhatsApp, which is like a texting, like, app. [00:22:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:57] Speaker A: And so, like, they, they were, like, just going on the app and just, you know, kind of, like, complaining a little bit. And this is over in England, too, so this is not United States. Like, don't, you know, get it twisted. But it's a Crowley Hill primary school, and, you know, they are arrested in January for allegedly harassing their daughter's primary school, and they have a disabled and neurodivergent daughter. And they were detained for eight hours and subject to searches and fingerprinting. So there is no free speech in England anymore. Like, I, I, I, like. And I had to, like, look up this story and, like, make damn sure that, you know, like, this was an actual thing. It wasn't just, like, one story. Nope. There's a whole, you know, bunch of, you know, places, you know, Daily Mail and all that, you know, going up and saying, hey, yeah, this really did happen. And this, this is what is next for the United States if we all allow the guns to go away. I. I'm turning into that fucking Republican. I feel it in my soul. [00:24:21] Speaker B: I know. And I'm stuck with you. [00:24:23] Speaker A: You are? [00:24:24] Speaker C: Yep. [00:24:26] Speaker A: But. But my wife was with me at the gun show. How, how did you feel about the gun show? [00:24:31] Speaker B: My husband took me shopping and bought me nice, pretty things. [00:24:35] Speaker C: Of course he did. [00:24:37] Speaker A: Okay, so, like, most people think that the gun show is, you know, purely guns ammo and, you know, body armor and like that. No, there's like 3D printing and crafts and food and all kinds of different, you know, all like, sprinkled in like, like, you know, red M M's. And, like, the M M bag is boom. You know, every once in a while you get, you know, good one and, you know, all, all throughout it, you know, just like little, you know, specks here and there, you know, guns, guns, gun. And nothing was, you know, had like, a, you know, a deal going on. No one had deals. Everything was just like, here you go. Yeah, it's here. Whatever. And. [00:25:32] Speaker B: You know, it was very dispirited. [00:25:35] Speaker A: I mean, like, everyone, you know, was kind of depressed because we all saw the new, you know, gun ban laws pass. Yeah, I might, I might move to California because you have more relaxed. Gun bill or gun bans. [00:25:56] Speaker C: Seriously? [00:25:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:59] Speaker C: I thought you hated California and the heat. [00:26:03] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it was a joke, obviously, but okay, yeah, I'm not moving back to California. All that. Like, there ain't nothing good about California. Not a damn. Like, like, we shun California. It's like, if I see someone from California out here, you know, I'm like, californians are the worst. [00:26:25] Speaker C: Like, I'll be funny because you're from California, too. [00:26:29] Speaker A: No, I'm from North Dakota. Okay. Get it right. [00:26:33] Speaker C: So funny. [00:26:35] Speaker A: North Dakota, don't you know? [00:26:37] Speaker B: That was. [00:26:38] Speaker C: Nope. [00:26:39] Speaker B: Awful. [00:26:39] Speaker C: That wasn't a North Dakota accident. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Yes, it was. [00:26:42] Speaker C: That sounded more like Swedish. [00:26:45] Speaker A: Yeah, it pretty much is. Like, we have a weird accent up there. How many of you are from North Dakota? Oh, yeah, that's right. None. Yeah, we have a weird fucking, like, Irish Gaelic, you know, almost like, weird accident up there. It's. It's weird. [00:27:05] Speaker B: You flew me out twice trying to convince me to settle in North Dakota with you, and both times flights got delayed due to how bad the weather was in North Dakota. [00:27:18] Speaker A: I, I, I, I flew you out because I wanted to see you, you know? It was that such a bad thing that I wanted to see my girlfriend at the time? [00:27:28] Speaker B: No, it was wonderful. But you were trying. But you did everything you could to convince me what a great place it was. [00:27:34] Speaker A: No, like, do you remember the first time I flew you out when we had, like, stay at, like, the hotel that had, like, a stolen tv? [00:27:42] Speaker B: We did what? [00:27:44] Speaker A: Okay, so the first time I flew my wife out to North Dakota, you know, I didn't really have, like, a solid place, but the shittiest hotel that's now demolished, by the way. It was, like, a little shitty, like, motel. And, you know, we go in there and they had one room available, and we're like, okay, we'll take it. You know, she's gonna be here for, like, a week or whatever. And, you know, the dude's like, oh. And by the way, there's no TV in the room because the last guy that rented the room stole the TV and he had a fake id. And I'm like, all right, you know, whatever. I don't really give a. I went out and bought a tv. You know, I'm like, there, we have a tv. I'm taking this TV with me. I'm not giving it to you. But, yeah. [00:28:37] Speaker C: That is so funny. [00:28:38] Speaker A: Then had, like, a little TV and I bought, like, a little Kindle stick or whatever because I still had to work. Like, it wasn't like, you know, I get to just, you know, do nothing. I still had to fucking work. But, you know, when I got off work, I got to, you know, go hang out with my girlfriend at the time. [00:28:55] Speaker B: You had fun? [00:28:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:57] Speaker B: Good. [00:28:59] Speaker A: And then the second time, I was living in the apartment and you came and stayed with me. That was just like, a regular time. [00:29:11] Speaker B: Was there something about a ping pong table. [00:29:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:14] Speaker B: And then is that where, like, your friend kissed the hooker? [00:29:19] Speaker A: No, my friend kissed the hooker in his fucking trailer because he's trailer trash. It was two of my friends, you know, they bought a hooker together. You know, they got like, the two for one deal or whatever. And, you know, one friend was, like, so deprived for love and attention, he, like, kissed the hooker and told her he loved her, some dumb shit like that, and then told us about it. [00:29:57] Speaker C: Why? [00:29:58] Speaker A: Because he's dumb. He was so dumb. I'm like, why would you ever tell your boys that you kissed a hooker? It's like, I went to the strip club and I think she loves me. No, she doesn't. Don't even keep that in your head, you idiot. Oh, my God. And then he threw, like, poor Ziploc under the bus, too. You know, Ziplock was like, this other dumb kid friend of mine. And, you know, I. I don't blame him at all. I mean, he's dumb as. But, you know, he's like, what the man? You know? You kissed her, too. Oh, my God. And, yeah, don't throw other people under the bus about kissing hookers. It's gross. [00:31:04] Speaker B: Wonder how hookers feel about being kissed. [00:31:07] Speaker A: I'm sure it's cringy. As for them, you know, it's like, you know, if I go, like, on, like, a 10 mile, like, hike through the woods, and I get all dirty, and, you know, I'm like, oh, man, I'm stinky and dirty. And then you're like, I want to suck your dick. I'm like, ah, no, please don't. Back away. Back, back. Power of the cross. You use, like, my dick as part of the cross. No. Yeah, like my. Yeah. You get it? [00:31:42] Speaker B: Yeah, No, I get it. I've made that mistake more than once. [00:31:47] Speaker A: That's how you know she loves me. [00:31:50] Speaker B: Yeah, because it stuck with it. [00:31:53] Speaker A: I mean, I finish what I start sometimes. You just had a. Yeah. I mean, North Dakota was, you know. [00:32:03] Speaker B: Yeah, because it definitely sold it as a good place. [00:32:07] Speaker A: I mean, it wasn't terrible. [00:32:11] Speaker B: It wasn't terrible. [00:32:19] Speaker A: I mean, like, if, you know, like, drill, baby, drill comes back, and I could go make, like, you know, 100,000, $150,000 a year working in the oil fields. Like, you know, would you allow me to go out and do that? Like, work a couple years and then just pay off the house? [00:32:41] Speaker B: Two fucking years. You couldn't go for, like, a summer stint? [00:32:45] Speaker A: This isn't Alaskan crab fisherman. [00:32:48] Speaker B: Well, I don't fucking know how it works. [00:32:50] Speaker A: You just Go out, work seven days. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Fucking nail it out, you know? Drill, baby, drill. And then, you know, they pay me fucking fat. [00:33:01] Speaker B: I don't think your body can hold out as long as it used to, babe. [00:33:05] Speaker A: I heard he works six days a week. Yeah, like, you. You pay me 100 GS a year. Oh, that's like, only like 20,000 more. [00:33:15] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, okay. [00:33:18] Speaker A: Pay me 150,000 a year. Pay me an extra, like 70,000 a year. Yeah, my body's holding the fuck out. I'll do whatever you fucking need me to do, you know? Pay me $200,000 a year. Yes. I'll allow you to call me slurs and get away with it. I'll, you know, do whatever stereotype you want. I'll put on fucking blackface if you want. I'll be, you know. [00:33:46] Speaker B: What slurs do you find personal? [00:33:48] Speaker A: What? [00:33:49] Speaker B: What slurs do you find personal? [00:33:52] Speaker A: What stores? [00:33:53] Speaker B: Slurs. [00:33:54] Speaker A: I don't. As a man of color, I don't care about slurs. And I've, like. You know, I feel like anybody that, like, tries to scare white people about slurs just enjoys scaring white people because it's hilarious. It is the funniest thing to do. You know, like, when a white person, like, accidentally slips up and they're, like, terrified because they're like, I'm gonna lose everything. If you tell somebody that I said, you know that word, it's like, no one gives a shit. [00:34:29] Speaker B: So I've been called a twice in my life. The first time was really upsetting. But the second time, it was like, oh, meh. It's just a word. [00:34:39] Speaker A: Like. [00:34:39] Speaker B: But I was real upset the first time. I was upset for a very long time. [00:34:42] Speaker A: Like, my. My friend Orlando. Mexican dude, obviously. I mean, Orlando Bloom is not Mexican. [00:34:52] Speaker B: Wait, was that. Was that racist of me? [00:34:54] Speaker A: Probably. Are you scared now? [00:34:56] Speaker B: Ah, no, I just. Now I'm just disappointed in myself. But it's okay. I've learned and I will. I will change. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Yeah. No matter. [00:35:05] Speaker B: It matters to me. [00:35:06] Speaker A: But. But he. He was like. One of our old drivers is being kind of an annoying. And he. He called him a spic, you know, thinking it'd be funny. And Orlando's like, what did you say? And he's like. And then he fucking, like, lost his shit. And it's like. He's like, dude, I fucking got that guy fired. I'm like, yeah, you kind of did, you know? But, like, he didn't take it personally. He didn't care. He wasn't like, that that word hurts me. Like, you know, you know, every, like, black person I know, it's like, yeah, you're white. You don't get to say it, you know, because you weren't born our color. But, you know, we get to say it. And if you say it, you know, we get to take something from you. You know, we can come up and take your sneakers and get away with it. Which is, which is like, I feel like the best part about being black, the shoes. Just, you know, being able to, like, scare white people. Like, what do you mean by you people? It's like, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I don't mean anything like that. I, I, I enjoy Lauryn Hill a lot, you know, and just, like, watch white people freak out. It's. It's a hoot. [00:36:29] Speaker C: Wow. [00:36:34] Speaker A: Like, and then you go to, like, the other, other part of the world where, like, racism is reversed and white people become minorities. I'm like, oh, this is why white people are racist. It's fun as hell. Well, like, you know, go to, like, like, be brown and, like, go to, like, Istanbul, where you're like, you're now the majority. You know, it's like, yeah, if you're, you know, if you're hanging around in your white family, you're like a coupon. You're like, hey, we brought a token brown guy with us. Can we all get, like, cheap dinner? Not you. He gets dinner for free, but the rest you pay double. And it's like, yes, this is wonderful. Like, I got you those scarves. [00:37:23] Speaker B: Mm. [00:37:24] Speaker A: I got them for, like, a quarter of the price. [00:37:26] Speaker B: I loved those scarves. [00:37:28] Speaker A: You still have them? [00:37:30] Speaker B: No, there's a box that I packed back in pyros that never made it here. And that box had my scarves in it and my favorite baby doll lingerie. [00:37:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, it's all right. I've. I fucking, like, left a flashlight there. [00:37:47] Speaker B: All the flashlights you bought when Miriam Pyro sucked ass. [00:37:50] Speaker A: Anyway, no, I got the good one. [00:37:52] Speaker B: Wait, the blue one. [00:37:53] Speaker A: The white one. [00:37:54] Speaker B: Oh, the white one. [00:37:55] Speaker A: The white one. [00:37:56] Speaker B: I forgot about the white one. [00:37:58] Speaker A: White one. Yeah. [00:37:59] Speaker B: Yeah, that one was pretty. You really liked that one? [00:38:02] Speaker A: No, it was kind of a pain in the ass to clean. [00:38:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Why do you think I have to spend so much time on the toilet afterwards? [00:38:09] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why I fucking spent $600 on bidet. [00:38:12] Speaker B: I love my bidet. [00:38:13] Speaker A: Good. Let's get on to the fucking next story. Monsters under the bed. A babysitter discovered a man hiding under a child's bed near Great Bend. It happened on the 200 or 2000 blog of Patton Road around 10:30pm on Monday. The Barton County Sheriff's Office said babysitter was putting the children to bed when one of them told her, told her there was a monster under their bed. The babysitter, hoping to come for the child by showing there was nothing, looked under the bed and came face to face with a man hiding underneath. There is an altercation in. The babysitter and the child were knocked over. The baby, the child should have been on the bed. The man fled the home before the sheriff's office arrived. The man was identified as someone who used to live at the house but was barred from being there due to protection from abuse order. That's. That's horrifying. [00:39:11] Speaker B: That's creepy as. [00:39:13] Speaker A: This is why I say you need guns. Because what if that man was hiding under the bed with a knife? That babysitter could have just been like, oh yeah, say hello to my friend Beretta. And you know, the child would need therapy, but he'd be alive to need therapy. You know, I feel like if you find a man like under a kid's bed, you should be able to kill them. I don't like, there's no good reason to be under a kid's bed ever. [00:39:45] Speaker B: This is correct. [00:39:47] Speaker A: So just, you know, immediate, like shoot first, ask questions later. That's how I run. But yeah, he's a 27 year old man. Does he even say his name? He was booked into the Barton County Jail on suspicion of aggravated kidnapping, aggravated burglary, aggravated battery, child endangerment, felony obstruction of a law enforcement officer in violation of protection order from. A protection from abuse order. He's being held on a 500, 000 bond. Formal charges are still pending. KNS does not identify suspects until they have been formally charged in court. So yeah, that's Kansas. These poor kids, you know. Great Bend, Kansas. Jesus Christ. [00:40:42] Speaker B: These poor kids. [00:40:43] Speaker A: This is Kansas for you. There's nothing to do there except to get like, you know, blown away by like a tornado. [00:40:54] Speaker B: Wasn't Spare Man's hometown in Kansas? [00:40:58] Speaker A: Probably. Yeah, but. But now into some fucking, you know, great Florida stories. I love this one. Florida debates on lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants. [00:41:17] Speaker B: Oh my God. Oh. This is the new low for Florida. [00:41:21] Speaker A: Wow. Florida has been working for years to crack down on employers that hire undocumented immigrants, like certain senators. But that presented a problem for businesses in the state that are desperate for workers to fill low wage and often Undesirable jobs. Give them to kids. What the fuck are you talking about? [00:41:51] Speaker B: Because kids are stupid. [00:41:53] Speaker A: Make homeless people work these fucking jobs, you know, cut fucking benefits to all the homeless people. They will flock to jobs because obviously there's jobs. [00:42:04] Speaker B: That bad, being homeless in Florida? [00:42:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:08] Speaker A: I mean, if you don't have food. Because here's the thing. When you're homeless pretty much anywhere in the United States, you can go in and be like, yeah, I'm homeless, and you don't have anything. They'll like give you fucking food stamps. Like, oh, here you go, you poor little thing. And it's like, no, cut all of that off. Boom, it's cut, it's gone. You know, you can give it to, like, you know, women, infants and children, like Wick. I'm fine with that. [00:42:33] Speaker B: Okay, so besides a lack of steady food and source, what else is bad about being homeless in Florida? [00:42:41] Speaker A: I mean, getting attacked by alligators? [00:42:44] Speaker B: That. That could happen in Mississippi. [00:42:49] Speaker A: Yeah, but in Mississippi you probably have a guy. I think you like going to Mississippi. [00:42:55] Speaker B: And like, what are the gun laws in Florida? [00:42:58] Speaker A: Probably really bad. [00:42:59] Speaker B: Why don't you know this? You understand we're retiring Florida, Right. [00:43:02] Speaker A: What are the gun laws in Florida? Florida is a permitless carry state, meaning you don't need a license to carry a concealed firearm. There are restrictions on where and what you can carry. And you know all that. You must be at least 21 years old to have a concealed carry. You cannot conceal carry in certain locations, including police stations, courthouses, polling places, schools, and airports. Obviously, Florida has stand your ground law, which means it allows individuals to use force, including deadly force and shooting defense, without the duty to retreat in certain situations. Florida has a red flag law, which we don't have to abide by. [00:43:46] Speaker B: So better. [00:43:47] Speaker C: What's a red flag law? [00:43:48] Speaker A: A red flag law is, like, if someone feels like you're a danger to yourself or others, they can call the local sheriff to kind of do like a wellness check, slash, hey, take all these guys this guy's guns away. He might go do something crazy. Pretty much came, like, right after James Holmes went and did the movie theater shooting. So, like, if red flag laws existed, you know, the sheriff would be able to go and take all his guns away before he did that. But, you know, so better or worse? I mean, yeah, like, I could. I feel like I can fucking, you know. Yep. I can easily, you know, retire in Florida, no problem. [00:44:38] Speaker B: Fantastic. [00:44:41] Speaker C: Really? [00:44:42] Speaker A: Yes. When you get too hot, it's humid there, it's a wet heat, and it's. [00:44:49] Speaker B: Closer to the ocean. And like you said, there's alligators and there's crocodiles and there's manatees and there's boas and there's all kinds of fish. [00:44:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll have to be like one of those dudes that go around yoinking up frogs and snakes. [00:45:03] Speaker B: I want a fucking airboat. Obviously I can't be the one to drive it, but I want to airboat. [00:45:10] Speaker A: So. But yeah. Florida. The. The state's legislature on Tuesday advanced a bill that would loosen child labor laws, allowing children as young as 14 years old to work overnight shifts and. [00:45:24] Speaker B: And fill the low wage and often undesirable jobs. [00:45:28] Speaker A: Yeah, like gas stations and like that. How about this? You fucking, you know, don't tax. You know, businesses that make under a certain fucking amount make. Hey, you know, business. You don't fucking make hardly any money, and therefore you don't fucking really bring anything to the table. No tax for you, you know. You know, and if you fucking make money, yeah, you have to fucking pay taxes. But, you know, and if you lie and do some fraud, we take all your money. [00:45:57] Speaker B: So has it passed? [00:45:59] Speaker A: No, they advanced a bill. Usually bills like this will take forever, like our gun bill. Quick. Bam, bam, bam. First, second, third, reading done, done, done. Amendments, appropriations, got done quick. You know, it was like three weeks. It was crazy. [00:46:21] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Read that quote. [00:46:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Which one? [00:46:24] Speaker B: The. Why do we say. [00:46:27] Speaker A: Where do you see that? [00:46:29] Speaker B: Up, up, up. That one. [00:46:31] Speaker A: Oh, why do we say we need to import foreigners or even import them illegally when, you know, teenagers used to work at these resorts? College students should be able to do this stuff. DeSantis said last week at a panel discussing with the border sar. Tom Ho, man. As first reported by the Tampa Bay Times. [00:46:54] Speaker B: Because that's a good quote for a governor to say. [00:46:58] Speaker A: Desantis is a, you know, wild dude. I kind of like him, though. [00:47:03] Speaker B: I mean, you can't. The governor of Florida would never be a sane person. [00:47:08] Speaker A: The. The governor of Colorado is not a sane person. The governor of California is not a sane person. Gavin Newson is not a good guy. He's actually pissing off the left now. He's realizing he's waking up. He's like, oh, my gosh. Pissed them all off. Good job, Gavin. [00:47:30] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:47:32] Speaker A: But, yeah, 14, 15, 16, and 17. Yeah. I mean, I. [00:47:37] Speaker B: If they're homeschooled. [00:47:41] Speaker A: Yeah. The state's Republican led legislator Tuesday will debate the new law which includes a number of changes, including illuminate eliminating working time restrictions on teenagers age 14 and 15 if they are homeschooled. And ending guaranteed meal breaks for 16 and 17 year olds. [00:48:01] Speaker B: Guaranteed meal breaks for the 16 and 17. [00:48:03] Speaker A: The number of child labor violations in Florida has nearly tripled in recent years, According to the U.S. department of labor statistics. [00:48:11] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:48:13] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yeah. No. No limits for homeschooled kids. Why do you. Why do I think about foster parents running labor gangs? Brilliant idea. Brilliant idea, Kyle. Holy. [00:48:32] Speaker C: I wonder if they're allowed to do that, though. They're allowed to homeschool them. [00:48:40] Speaker A: Homeschool foster kid. Yeah. You can. [00:48:42] Speaker C: Really? [00:48:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:48:44] Speaker B: Should be illegal. [00:48:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, the. The dumb. Like there. There's a lot worse things that happen to foster kids, and it's heartbreaking. I'm like, oh, no, don't hurt the kids, you know, but yeah, I. I like, I. I can see some of these foster kids back. I'm just in a labor gang and I just have to work as a slave all the time, and I get paid for it. Cool. Good enough. I don't care. So. But next story. And I think my. My wife would like this. Ethically sourced spare human bodies could revolutionize medicine. Human bodyoids. That. That's literally the word they use in this thing. Could reduce animal testing, improve drug development, and alleviate organ shortages. [00:49:45] Speaker B: So just lab grown organs. [00:49:49] Speaker A: I. I mean, I. It's what I assume. Or we could just like, go to other countries and make, hey, you're on death row and they're gonna kill you. Come to America. We're gonna test on you and then kill you. Oh, my. [00:50:09] Speaker C: I would never agree. [00:50:10] Speaker B: It's not coming for me. [00:50:11] Speaker A: It's coming from my phone for some reason. [00:50:17] Speaker C: You can't hear it. [00:50:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:19] Speaker C: At least I can. [00:50:20] Speaker A: No, it's. [00:50:21] Speaker C: Oh, whatever. That. [00:50:22] Speaker A: I turned it off. [00:50:24] Speaker C: Okay. [00:50:28] Speaker A: But yeah, they say it may be disturbing to characterize human bodies in such a commodifying terms. But the unavoid, unavoidable reality is that human biological materials are an essential commodity in medicine. And persistent shortages of these materials create a major bottleneck to progress. [00:50:47] Speaker B: They do. [00:50:50] Speaker A: You know. So is there a, like, what are, like, the Bodyoids now? Now I have to, like, Google what a bodyoid is. Yeah. They want to grow spare human bodies. [00:51:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:06] Speaker C: Is it, like, actually real? [00:51:09] Speaker A: Yeah, this is, you know, Popular Mechanics. This is what they just want to do. Like, they haven't done it. [00:51:15] Speaker B: There's still more work to be done. [00:51:18] Speaker A: But, you know, this. This is, you know, an idea. It's a steadily growing idea. It's the future structures created from Human stem cells that don't have consciousness or feel pain. So, like the episode of Rick and Morty where they created the, you know, people that kill themselves and turn into fucking pasta. This is legitimately an episode of Rick and Morty. [00:51:45] Speaker B: Like, to be pasta? [00:51:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:48] Speaker B: Like, creepy pasta. Or like the. [00:51:50] Speaker A: No, like. Like. Like. Like pasta. Like meatballs and pasta. Like meatballs and spaghetti. So, like, you know, in the beginning. [00:51:59] Speaker B: Of the episode, people with the colanders on their head, their prophecy will be fulfilled. [00:52:03] Speaker A: Well, like, Rick comes in, in the beginning of the episode. He's like, I got Rick's, you know, crazy meatballs and spaghetti or whatever, and they're like, oh, yeah, this is great. And they're all having a good time. And then, you know, Morty gets curious as to where the, you know, shit's coming from, and he, like, walks in, and he's, like, scooping it out of, like, a dead body. He's like, what the. He's like, all right, let me show you. And, like, pretty much people that go. People that kill themselves in, like, this other dimension turn into fucking, you know, Speedy's meatball. And now. [00:52:37] Speaker B: Now, kind of like the old Rick's candy bar. [00:52:40] Speaker A: Yeah. And so, like, Rick is, you know, trying to appease Morty by like, creating an ethical, you know, version of it. And, you know, I'm sure there's, like, political messaging somewhere in that episode. [00:52:54] Speaker B: Of course. [00:52:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't see it, but I don't care because I'm an idiot. [00:52:58] Speaker B: I mean, you only see it if you want to look for it. [00:53:00] Speaker A: I don't. [00:53:01] Speaker B: But once you see it, you can't unsee it, so. [00:53:06] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, that'd be cool to, you know, just create, you know, hearts and from stem cells and, you know, do some actual testing instead of, you know, some shoddy guesswork so that I. I'm all for this. Go ahead, scientists, Go ahead and make some humans. You already cloned a sheep. You know, what else could you do? Go for it. So up next, a Texas advances a bill criminalizing teachers for assigning Catcher in the Rye. [00:53:47] Speaker B: What? [00:53:49] Speaker A: Like, do you know what Catcher in the Rye is? [00:53:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:53] Speaker A: Yeah. So they. They do not want Catcher in the Rye, you know, to be read at schools. And here's a synopsis of it. Catching the Rye follows a kid, a disillusioned teenager, as he navigates the complexities of adolescence and the phoniness of the adult world after being expelled from its prep school, ultimately grappling with the themes of alienation, loss, and the search for authenticity, you know, which, you know, cool. You know, he gets kicked out of prep school. I haven't read the book, but, you know, I get it. It's like, oh, people aren't real. Everything's fake. Ah. So, yeah, I mean, this seems like Californians moving to Texas and big we don't like this. And Texans are like, yeah, we're too busy shooting guns and playing football and going to prison to read we don't care. Go let them watch. Catch her on the radios. Yeah, I mean, Texans are, you know, dumb. Texans are too busy cutting me off to really give a about this. This is definitely California. Californians, stay in your state. Fix your state before, you know, moving out like a virus and destroying the rest of us. All right, you going to go lay down Mo. Okay. Go lay down. And for the last story of the evening, the DNA of 15 million people is for sale. And 23andMe bankruptcy. And there's no way to know what a buyer would do with the reams of genetic information that has been collected. Meanwhile, still, you know, customers have no way to change their underlying genetic data. So, yeah, like 23andMe just got so much information of genetic data from everyone and I guess they're going under. Not a whole lot of people wanted to know where they came from. I've never done this. I don't care. [00:56:17] Speaker B: Well, also, it revealed a lot of unfaithful partners. [00:56:23] Speaker A: Oh, that. That's gotta suck. Yeah, you know, hey, I got everyone 23 and me for Christmas and I did it secretly. [00:56:31] Speaker B: No, there's a today I up by getting 23 me kit for my family only to out the mom had cheated on the dad with two of the four kids. Damn. Yeah. [00:56:47] Speaker A: You know, way to everything up 23andMe. Yeah, you ruined. You know, like the man could have been happy with a lie, but you had a, you know. Yeah, go, go do your thing now. Yeah. So hopefully, you know, someone, you know, doesn't buy this because I have no idea what anyone would ever want with any of this. But now on to am I the see okay, Am I the for telling my wife that I. I'm ending our marriage because I found her brother at our home, at our house again. And I said it in front of him. I, male, 38, left my wife Kelly, female, 38 today. Five years together, four married. I have battled her lack of boundaries about her family for the last two years. I understand they are very close knit, but she never paid attention to how their dynamics affected our relationship. I experienced just every. Just no family Situation. Don't know what that is. Food was eaten, showing up uninvited, meddling, you name it. Nine months ago, mother in law and father in law began divorce proceedings. He cheated, fell madly in love with a side chick whom he's lived for the with whom he's lived for for the past 15 years and decided he wants to get remarried. He's kicked everyone out of the house. It was emergency, so I agreed to help out and I so regret it. I had to take four people in, but they couldn't. But they couldn't think to avoid consoling Pence Penn pissing me off. I got sick of finding them using our private bathroom. They had complete access to the other full bathrooms in the hallway. Sister in law started taking naps in our bed, which is creepy because a bed is too personal. I came home late and had to wake her up and still waited for her to snap out of a groggy state so she could walk out. It lasted three months but. But the problems persisted. No matter how many times I told my wife and even them, they still showered at random hours. Even if I didn't run into them, I knew she was allowing them to come over. I hated their presence. They'd eat my snacks and get on my expensive recliner, which again, they didn't contribute a penny for. I had a, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. He was, you know, all fucking pissy. And they don't. They just lived with them and didn't fucking contribute. Today I came home to find my her brother's car blocking the entrance. Not to one side and not even on the driveway, just right in the middle. So my only option would be to get on the lawn. I go inside and he's laying with his shoes on on the couch. He gave me his fresh smile like he's untouchable. I went to our bedroom and packed as much of my belongings as possible and ignored her pleas to talk. There's nothing else to talk about. I've already called a few lawyers. I haven't replied, received any replies yet. She cried and at this point I have no empathy. I don't even know if I overreacted or if I needed to discuss this in private. I feel defeated and angry. I also hate her family with my soul. I knew that they were hurting and our relationship and they didn't care. Blah, blah, blah blah. She knows I'm a private person who hates being invaded. I helped them because I love her and I didn't have the balls to go sleep and they didn't have the balls to go sleep in their car. We don't have kids. But there are so many things that will be left undone. I loved her so much. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So pretty much, yeah, the, you know, are you an. For, you know, hating the family, hating your, you know, in laws for invading your house and your wife refuses to have a spine and tell them to get the on out when they've, you know, been living with you for like three months. No, no. Jesus Christ. No, like, like, you know, I, I read, I read the title. Like I, I, you know, normally don't, you know, read the stories. I read the title and I, I thought, you know, maybe her brother is just coming over. Like his brother in law is just coming over every once in a while and you know, just, you know, kind of hanging out and you know. He's overreacting. Nope, they. They live there, you know, came into his and pretty much everything up and. [01:02:03] Speaker B: They'Re being creepy. [01:02:06] Speaker A: And you know, sister in law is sleeping in your bed. [01:02:09] Speaker B: Like the. [01:02:12] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [01:02:13] Speaker A: I mean, like, I understand being like a tight knit family, but you know, guess what? There's a new, you know, player in the game. You know, try not to be, you know, that creepy or try and have, you know, some, you know. Yeah, like, you know, I. First thing I want to know the brother's reaction is saying you were leaving her in front of him. Come on, details. [01:02:48] Speaker B: Also, who owns the house? Or is the house still being paid off? [01:02:52] Speaker A: No, the house is probably still being paid off. I mean, they've only been married for four years. They've been together for five years total. So, you know, it was their house. Maybe it's a rental. Maybe, you know, hopefully it's a rental and you can just get the on out. You know, sometimes life just sucks that way. All right. Yeah, you're not the. I mean, but like, I kind of wonder like, did you fucking, you know, actually like sit everyone down? Like, hey, this is, you know, it, you know, put a lock on your door, you know, shit like that, or you know, like, like stuff like that. [01:03:50] Speaker C: I mean, should you have to do that? [01:03:52] Speaker B: You shouldn't have to put a lock on your door. [01:03:54] Speaker A: You shouldn't have to. But, you know, sometimes, you know, take drastic fucking, you know, things and make. There you go, you know, this, this is my area. Do not come into my fucking area. You know, and if you need to come into my area, you ask me. But now on to relationship advice. You know, hopefully Opie and that last story is okay. I mean, you, you could, you know, make up, you know, hopefully there's an update someday, but by mo mo surfy surf. So girlfriend 20 females prank was way too real for me. 22 male need your opinion. My girlfriend decided to text me about how her religious beliefs had led her to now believe that our relationship wasn't what she intended for her and that decided to not be with anymore because of her beliefs. I was awestruck and proceeded to let her know that her sudden religious beliefs awakening through. Though fair in her eyes, it's extremely unfair to me and I wanted to know how she could end. If she could end things. I wanted to know how if she wanted to end things, she could. She proceeded to say things like I absolutely do not want to lose you as a friend. Which I replied, I do not owe it to you to be your friend anymore. I suppose I couldn't muster up the courage to be the bad person and say, well, I guess the prank has gone too far. Too far. I was going back and forth. Yeah. So nope. Yeah, she. She, you know, said the prank she around and found out too far. I was going back and forth you for an hour. While a little war has been going on in my head, I was. I was absolutely devastated and so incredibly overwhelmed. And you say this was a prank? This started mentioning how we had been quite distant lately. To which was her reply to all this bull crap. In her defense, she is a sweet girl and I would have never expected her to break up for the reasons she mentioned. In my defense though, she definitely has been acting quite strange and her arguments for it she wanted to break up were quite compelling. It was so real that I cannot wrap my hand head around it. Now all she has to say is Baba is trying to spice things up. As far as I know being a sweet girl, dude, she around and found out sometimes girls are just absolutely dumb. As you know, dude, you're still young, you're 22, you're fine. Go out and crush some more. And you know, hopefully she learned a lesson from this. Go ahead and you know, end it, I guess first, you know. Yep. This is relationship ender testing people. Never ends well. Neither do pranks. [01:07:12] Speaker B: Nope. [01:07:14] Speaker A: I actually suspect there's some truth to what she texted. She was just testing the waters to see how the conversation would go. And when it went off the rails, she referred to it's just a prank. Bow, bro, I am willing to bet she does not have religious issues. I mean, yeah, you're young. You know, maybe she wants to go sow her wild oats, let her yeah, it's gonna suck for a bit. It's gonna sting. It's like a fucking band aid. It, you'll be fine. Yeah, but. [01:07:50] Speaker C: Oh, weird. [01:07:53] Speaker A: And then I have one more from advice. My boyfriend quit gaming. Now I live with a bored and frustrated guy. Get him a new hobby, you know, find something he enjoys to do. If you quit fucking gaming, you know, find something new to fucking do together. He's been a gamer since he was a teenager. The decision to quit after came after he realized how much time and money he was spending on it. He sits around the house all day sighing or getting annoyed at small things. Yeah, fucking get a new hobby. Yeah. You know, run with the fox, you know, get it, get him into, you know, building puzzles or, you know, doing. [01:08:35] Speaker B: What, what, can you read it? [01:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah. My boyfriend quit gaming and now I live with a bored and frustrated guy. My boyfriend, 28, male, recently decided to quit gaming after years of being hooked on it. He's been a gamer since he was a teenager and the decision to quit came after he realized how much time and money he was spending on it. His words. The problem is now that he's always bored and easily frustrated, he sits around the house all day sighing or getting annoyed at the smallest things. If I suggest we do something together, he either acts uninterested or says it's too much effort. I'm not sure how to deal with this. And it's starting to affect our relationship. Has anyone been through something similar? How can I support this to them? Or is this just a phase to get over? I mean, he, he's going through withdrawals of not gaming. You know, he, he, like if you stop smoking, you're gonna go through withdrawals. [01:09:32] Speaker B: And you're like, cuz gaming addiction is a real thing. [01:09:37] Speaker C: Yeah, it is. [01:09:43] Speaker A: I mean I, I, I enjoy gaming as much as the next person, but I mean I also have other hobbies too. Like I, I have a, I have a rifle to build. And like that's probably what I'm gonna do after this podcast is complete. You know, finish building up my rifle. But I mean, you know, find like, you know, ask him, communicate with him. You know, like if she is, he. [01:10:17] Speaker B: Just, he's either ignoring her or just giving her a blank wall. [01:10:21] Speaker A: Yeah. She says if I suggest we do something together, you know, he either act, you know, so how about this? Don't suggest you do something. You ask what he wants to do. Yeah, ask what you know, he finds interesting. Hey, what do you want to do? I do. Yeah. Like I brought my wife to a gun show. And, you know, she enjoyed herself. [01:10:48] Speaker B: I did. [01:10:50] Speaker A: I made sure I got her stuff. I didn't be like, hey, you know, come watch me look at guns. [01:10:55] Speaker B: I wore a pretty dress and I played music in my earbuds, and I got spoiled. [01:11:01] Speaker A: Yeah, a lot of people complimented her. They're like, holy shit. A girl with a dress. That's crazy. The amount of babies there was crazy, though. [01:11:13] Speaker B: Yeah, there were a lot more babies than I thought would be there. [01:11:18] Speaker A: So. But that. That's it for this week. That we've run through everything. Probably run over time. It's fine. We will be back next week with some more stuff. Hopefully, Tron will be coming over tomorrow to record some argue this, and that will be coming out every other week on the argue this feed. I might even, you know, put, like, some spoilers in this feed, you know, and thank you all so much, and we'll see you next week. Bye. [01:11:55] Speaker C: See ya. [01:11:56] Speaker B: Bye, guys.