Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another Week, another Day of the Human podcast. I'm your host, Alex the Truck. We got my wife over here. Not the truck.
[00:00:13] Speaker B: Correct.
[00:00:14] Speaker A: Yep. And then we got Courtney from across the land over in California.
[00:00:20] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:00:24] Speaker A: Trying to, you know, like, you're over there in California. Like, do you know who your governor is?
[00:00:33] Speaker C: Yeah. Gavin Newsom.
[00:00:35] Speaker A: Okay, what do you think about your governor? You know, now he's, like, trying to be cool.
[00:00:43] Speaker C: I think that's pretty dumb.
[00:00:45] Speaker A: Okay.
For a second there, I thought you had your. You know, just listening to your phone, I'm like, oh, no, her dad's gonna hear, and then her dad's gonna have opinions.
[00:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:01] Speaker C: That's why I've never told them about the podcast.
[00:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah, never do that. You know, my wife goes around telling everybody. She's like, listen to this wild fucking thing that my husband and I do.
[00:01:12] Speaker B: I'm so proud of my husband. I love him so much.
[00:01:16] Speaker A: Like. Like, my wife went and told my mom about the podcast.
[00:01:21] Speaker C: Oh, that's pretty funny.
[00:01:23] Speaker A: And my mom's like, I listen to your podcast, baby boy, and you're the most racist piece of shit ever. How dare I not get an abortion? I'm like, yeah, that's on you.
You know that. That is on you, but today we went out to a chocolate and cheese festival.
You know, what did you think about that?
[00:01:49] Speaker B: Quite honestly, I hate that I'm about to say this, but wasn't it, like, a little lame?
[00:01:53] Speaker A: Okay, I. I gotta say this. If you go to a, you know, a crowded area, you know, something that will be, you know, filled with people and you have kids, do not bring a wagon to fucking bring your kids around.
[00:02:11] Speaker B: Okay? No, no, the wagons are great because they, like, create, like, a wake and you can, like, follow them. Cause it makes people divide.
[00:02:19] Speaker A: No.
You know, like.
[00:02:22] Speaker C: Like, and, like, it keeps the kids in. Contained.
[00:02:25] Speaker B: Yes. Like, they're not running around sticking their fingers into everything.
[00:02:30] Speaker C: The fact that parents should be unashamedly be able to have their kids on leashes. They should be able to do that.
[00:02:38] Speaker B: Totally, totally.
[00:02:39] Speaker C: Are just, like, it's quite honestly too dangerous now.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:44] Speaker C: Like, it's not where kids could be left alone after they got off school and, like, left to their own devices.
[00:02:51] Speaker B: Yeah. No, you can't do that anymore.
[00:02:53] Speaker A: What's gonna happen? No, like, what?
Like, what. What are you afraid's gonna happen? Like, they're gonna go out and, like, get kidnapped by, like, a pedophile? No, the pedophile just goes on to Fortnite. It's like, hey, come on over and suck my dick. And you know.
[00:03:09] Speaker C: Yeah, they do that too. But they all like, they also steal unattended children.
[00:03:14] Speaker A: Good.
[00:03:15] Speaker C: You should see how many kids are, are what go missing each year.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: I'm sure that the parents pay these guys like, hey, I'll give you $5 if you take my kid. And they're like, oh, really? It's like, yeah. And then I'll cry and go on tv, beg, please bring them back. Make sure you chop them up. Like, I, I assume that, you know, my generation of parents are just bad parents and they're just tired of it and they want to go out and party again.
[00:03:44] Speaker C: And it's like, yeah, there's 460,000 children reported missing every year.
[00:03:51] Speaker A: How about this? Like, you know, if you're.
[00:03:53] Speaker C: And that's just the United States.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: If you're truly sad about your kid going missing, you should have to give up, you know, the child's life insurance money to the police so they can go and fucking find the kid.
[00:04:07] Speaker C: But you know how many, how that works?
[00:04:10] Speaker A: You know, how many of these parents.
[00:04:11] Speaker B: Wait, so if you lose your kid, you get insurance money?
[00:04:14] Speaker C: Yeah, only if you have like health life insurance or something on them. But like, the only reason parents do that is because it's really cheap when you're young.
[00:04:28] Speaker B: It is.
[00:04:28] Speaker C: And so sometimes you can lock that right in for life.
[00:04:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:33] Speaker C: And not have to worry about it. That's why. And then the reason I don't think they should have to give it up. Like, they're probably going to be spending a ton of money on like therapy and some.
Or they might even like help other kids like go to college and shit like that.
[00:04:53] Speaker A: No, no, like parent that is like lost their kid is like, hey, my kid's dead.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: Yeah, here you can go to college.
[00:05:01] Speaker C: It happens like any of their kids friends sometimes if they stay in touch as they grow up, as they continue to grow or something, they'll help them out.
[00:05:11] Speaker A: If you, you take the, like the spot of like the dead kid.
[00:05:16] Speaker C: No, not always.
Sure it could happen, but like, how.
[00:05:21] Speaker A: Up would it be? Like if you get kidnapped and then, you know, 12 years later you come back and be like, hey, mom, I'm back. And it's like, what? I thought you were dead for sure. It's like, I paid that guy to. Never mind. Hey, honey. I missed you, you know, Please don't step on all my shit, mochi.
Like, get out of here. Yeah, shoo.
I mean, I, I have to have a feeling that like some of These, you know, kids are, like, purposely ignored.
And I, I like to imagine that there's, like, some kids that get kidnapped, and then, you know, like, the kidnappers are, like, not like evil people like that. And like, you know, just like, kind of adopt the kids and like, give them a better life and, like, get out of, like, a life of crime and just, like, they're excellent parents to these, like, kidnapped kids.
Like, that, that'd be a great movie. That, that'd be a, that would be a feel good movie that I'd want to watch.
[00:06:33] Speaker B: Isn't that called Stockholm Syndrome?
[00:06:35] Speaker A: No, no, no.
Like, you know, you take like, a kid that's, like, too young to, like, know that, like, I, I like, like, I'm not even with you. Like, like, you know, I have a movie where, like, someone, you know, comes, like, kidnaps a kid, like, out of a stroller or something because, like, they can see, like, the mom is, like, all strung out on meth and, and like, ignoring her baby, and she my baby.
So for $5, he'll suck your dick. And like, this guy just, you know, kidnaps this baby and, like, the baby is like, you know, not doing well, but, you know, he nurses the baby back to health and, like, raises it. And he was like a criminal piece of. And then he gets out of being a criminal piece of and raises this kid and, you know, you know, like, the, the father figure is dying and he, like, you know, is like, this is really what happened. This is why, like, none of our DNA matches or anything.
You know, like, that, that'd be a feelgood movie that, that I'd watch.
Mochi, what are you doing?
I, I know. I, I, I adopted you. You, you don't have any of my DNA either, but yeah, I, like, I, I hate these people that, you know, bring their screaming children out into public. If you cannot control that brat, you know, keep him home. I'm sorry that you had a kid and now you don't get to have a social life that sucks. You know, have a babysitter, have your husband or whatever, you know, watch the kid while you go out or to, you know, take turns, you know, keeping the kids away.
[00:08:30] Speaker B: My fault. You missed the jump.
You see that? She messed it up and she turned around and growled at me like it was my fault.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: Probably was your fault.
[00:08:39] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
Like, like, I don't want to hear your kid. And especially if you have, like, one of these screamy kids. Like, I hate those, like, the ones that, like, make the loudest sound because they can they're not crying or anything. There's like.
And they're just, like, screaming just to be like, you know, look what I can do if your kid does that. Fuck out of here. You know, stay home, keep them home.
You know, if you have a vicious dog, you don't take it out to public. And if you have a loud kid, keep that shit home as well. Feed it to your vicious dog.
[00:09:21] Speaker B: If they don't go out in society, how they supposed to learn how to behave?
[00:09:25] Speaker A: Well, I mean, these are children that, you know, wouldn't know any better. You know, just get them through that phase of their life where they're, you know, like, figuring out, oh, I have 10 fingers and I can. They can do things and, you know, take them to a park. Take them to, you know.
I mean, it was chocolate and cheese, so it's. I'm not saying that it's not family friendly.
[00:09:49] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That's where we started off. Yeah, the Chocolate and Cheese factory.
[00:09:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a factory, but it was like.
[00:09:54] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I know. I keep thinking Cheesecake Factory, Charlie.
[00:09:58] Speaker A: The Chocolate and Cheesecake Factory.
Yeah. I mean, like, it was a little lame.
[00:10:08] Speaker B: And there were less stalls than I thought there would be and a lot less cheese than I thought there would be.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: I mean, there's only, like, three types of cheese.
[00:10:18] Speaker B: There's tons that.
[00:10:19] Speaker A: There's yellow, American, white American, and Swiss.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:10:26] Speaker C: There's Havarti. I like Havarti. It's a nice, creamy cheese.
[00:10:30] Speaker B: I've already said.
[00:10:31] Speaker A: I feel like that's just like, some, like, you know, Swiss cheese with a different name.
[00:10:36] Speaker C: No, it's not.
[00:10:37] Speaker B: You didn't taste it, so you don't know.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:40] Speaker C: And what about Brie? Brie is white cheese, and it does not. Definitely tastes so.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: Brie is the name of a girl with, like, an eyebrow piercing.
[00:10:52] Speaker B: I hate that you said that, because I do know every with an eyebrow piercing.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I. I'm not.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: I hate that.
[00:10:58] Speaker A: I'm spitting straight facts.
[00:11:00] Speaker B: Good God. Yeah, I feel bad.
Yeah.
[00:11:04] Speaker A: I feel bad, you know, like, none of these cheese. I. I like. What if every cheese was the same and they just color it different and they just say it's something, you know, different. They just like, oh, this one's a little bit more. Let's call it, you know, hard cheddar.
Like, maybe it's a conspiracy and I'm the only one that sees it now.
[00:11:24] Speaker B: There's a big difference between Parmesan and mozzarella.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: Yeah, Parmesan is just a hard mozzarella. Like, you know, they are two very.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: Different types of bacteria.
[00:11:36] Speaker A: All comes from fucking cow nipples and mold.
[00:11:39] Speaker B: Don't forget the mold.
[00:11:40] Speaker A: Cow nipples and mold. Moldy cow nipples, you know. And then they like strain it and makes cheese.
[00:11:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: Like, legitimately cheese is made. Swiss is just like, like the bacteria or whatever eats holes through it and they're like, then they kill it.
I mean, literally, you can take every cheese, melt it into like a big old melting pot and it all tastes the same.
[00:12:07] Speaker B: No. And besides, American cheese isn't real cheese.
[00:12:13] Speaker A: It's all right. I'll forgive you for that sin.
But yeah, we went out and I had to deal with the snow and I was pissy today.
Like, like, it wasn't supposed to snow. I, I looked at the weather report. I'm like, we're good.
No chance it's gonna snow. And they're like, maybe like, you know, like a couple flakes. You know, if anything, I'm like, alright, cool. I can deal with a couple flakes, you know, pure snow the entire drive home.
Pure idiots on the road.
And it just made me upset.
[00:12:54] Speaker B: Oh, and wasn't there a dead person?
[00:12:55] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: And i25. Yeah.
And like they shut down i25 and they're like, go around. And then you had to like go through R. Kelly's back roads. Luckily I knew them, but made me upset.
I was supposed to get home in time to make steak and I did not cried.
Actually, men are not allowed to cry, so I did not cry.
[00:13:21] Speaker B: Oh my God.
[00:13:22] Speaker A: I mean, the, the.
This is a, you know, a fact that women hate.
Men are not allowed to cry.
And women are like, what? Every single time. They're like, I don't understand this. Like, women are allowed to cry every day. Like, Courtney, are you allowed to cry?
[00:13:43] Speaker C: I cry.
[00:13:44] Speaker A: Exactly. My wife cries all the time. Men not allowed to cry. I hate.
[00:13:51] Speaker B: I don't cry all the time.
Okay, yes, I cried for like a solid hour in therapy earlier today, but I don't cry all the time.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: All the time.
Yeah, like, men, like, like, we can like cry like when our grandpa's dying, like, he was a good man and you get like 15 tears and like. All right, suck it up. Quit being a little.
[00:14:19] Speaker C: You know what, though? The funny thing is though, sometimes, like, just if in case I need like an emotional outlet or something, I will purposely watch like a heart wrenching or sad movie to be able to cry.
[00:14:35] Speaker A: See, like I, I can watch Marley and Me and then make jokes about it.
[00:14:40] Speaker C: Oh my God.
[00:14:41] Speaker A: I know that. Like, that. That's, like, the, you know, hardest core. I'm like. Like, I. I turned it on. I'm like, oh, man, that dog is dead. Oh, look at him. He's a dead dog walking. Oh, he's so fucking cute. Oh, they're gonna kill him in the worst way.
And, you know, Old Yeller was like, no.
[00:15:02] Speaker B: Are there a lot of zombie dogs?
[00:15:05] Speaker A: No, just. Just, like, a few. Like, I am legend.
Like, I like the. The saddest dog death where the red fern grows.
[00:15:20] Speaker B: That.
[00:15:21] Speaker A: That's the saddest one.
[00:15:23] Speaker B: That.
[00:15:24] Speaker A: That's the sad, like, of all.
[00:15:26] Speaker B: Jesus. Okay. I haven't read Old Yeller or watched it at all, but fuck. Fuck that.
Hated that so much.
[00:15:36] Speaker A: Like, oh, no, my friend's dead. I'm gonna die, too. Oh, no.
[00:15:41] Speaker B: Like, when he was talking about how, like, the fucking mountain lion ripped out, like, the insides of the dog, and so he, like, tried to pack the, like, the guts back inside the dog as it was dying, and I was just like, what the fuck is this?
[00:15:52] Speaker A: That's a hero's death. That's a hero's death. Like. Like that.
[00:15:57] Speaker B: The is a hero's death or, like.
[00:16:00] Speaker A: Where you fucking do something heroic and.
[00:16:02] Speaker B: Then fucking die from it and so then you're remembered. And that's what makes it cool.
[00:16:06] Speaker A: Yeah, makes it awesome, you know, but, you know, like, just, you know where the red fern grows.
[00:16:13] Speaker B: Yeah, that.
That.
[00:16:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I. I'm like, ah.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: There's also one where it's with a kid and he has, like, a pet deer, and it eats, like, the mom's tobacco patch, and the mom shoots the deer and the kid runs away and, like, joins, like, the Navy for a while before coming back home.
[00:16:31] Speaker A: I would stab a deer. I would stab a baby deer to death for doing less.
Fuck every deer ever. I hate them all.
Like, I see deer and deer are so stupid that, like, I will look at them, like, literally today, like, as I was going through the detour around the dead guy, there was a deer just, you know, chomping down and, like, my window was down. I'm like, hey, you stupid deer. And looks up. He's like, me.
I'm like. Like, I hate them because, like, if I didn't say anything, it would probably hear my truck and back. Oh, and you fucking, like, flail its dumb little body and underneath my tires and fuck up my day more.
[00:17:16] Speaker B: It's looking for an insurance check.
[00:17:18] Speaker A: It doesn't get one. I will kill it. Like, I will fucking come out with a hammer and Fucking hit it in the head multiple times and slowly kill it.
[00:17:27] Speaker B: So if I hit your car in my car, does the insurance cover it?
[00:17:31] Speaker A: No.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Hmm.
But, like, would it cover your. Your car repairs?
[00:17:37] Speaker A: No.
[00:17:38] Speaker B: Huh?
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Don't hit my car.
[00:17:42] Speaker B: I'm not gonna hit your car. I was just curious about it on the way home.
[00:17:49] Speaker A: Yeah, the only reason I'm parked out front is because I'm gonna go tomorrow to go shoot some guns.
I need to go down to the, you know, the gun range and make sure I bring some Ear pro.
Yeah, I'm going to go down the gun range, shoot a bunch of guns, and then come on back.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: Good. You'll have lots of fun.
[00:18:13] Speaker A: Well, I mean, when I'm shooting a $6,000 handgun. Yeah. I'm like.
And I'm going to be, you know, either insanely impressed or be like, why is this $6,000?
[00:18:28] Speaker B: Oh, are you taking your big boy?
[00:18:30] Speaker A: No, I'm not taking any guns.
[00:18:31] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, you're going to the staccato thing.
[00:18:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I'm going to go shoot some staccatos, which are like, I guess the Ferraris of handguns.
And it's like, okay, let's. Let's see what you got.
Cuz I am too poor to shoot a staccato.
And yeah, it's like a, you know, $2,500 pistol at the low end. Up to like a $7,000 pistol.
[00:19:01] Speaker B: So what are you going to do if you like it?
[00:19:05] Speaker A: Just fucking lament the fact that I'm never going to buy one.
Like, never.
Like, I have, you know, limits on, like, what I'll get. I'll build a gun, and I'll build a gun just as good as that fucking staccato. I don't care.
But yeah, I'm not buying it.
Jesus Christ. And, you know, you'll find out tomorrow. Well, you'll find out next week if, like, it was any good. Like, like, I'll come back, you know, with, with the update, you know, is staccato actually worth it or is it just a hokey brand and you're paying for the name?
Yeah, it's like you can go to fucking Harbor Freight and buy double A batteries or you can buy Energizer batteries. Harbor Freight batteries are trash.
I will let you know. Harbor Freight batteries, like the Amazon prime.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: Batteries are trash, you know, compared to.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: Like, Energizer or Duracell. Yeah, fucking those batteries. Garbage shit.
[00:20:13] Speaker B: You get what you pay for.
[00:20:16] Speaker A: I mean, it's like a dollar, you know, fucking for like, Four batteries. It's crazy.
Like, sometimes I just give them to you for free.
But with all the personal shit out of the way, let. Let's go. For the reason that men should cry today. Val Kilmer is dead at 65 years old. You know, you girls don't know who Val Kilmer is.
[00:20:41] Speaker B: I most certainly do not.
[00:20:47] Speaker A: Played Iceman and Top Gun.
It was in Batman Forever.
Yeah, I mean, he. He was a movie star, you know, pretty goddamn famous.
And, you know, men looked up to him all the time. They're like, oh, Phil Kilmer, so cool in Batman.
But. Yeah.
Second reason. The Department of Justice is to seek the death penalty for Luigi Manioni. And this.
[00:21:23] Speaker C: It's so stupid. It's to send a message. They're ridiculous.
[00:21:30] Speaker A: I'd say, let that man go free. Well, like, if they do let him go free, it sends it, like, a much worse message. It's like. Like you can kill CEOs, you know, and as long as you're hot, you'll get away with it. Like, if Luigi was ugly, like, if he was like an ugly, you know, fat dude. And he just came up, he's like, hey, take this CEO. Boom, boom, boom. And he didn't have, like, that shirtless photo. No one would care. They, like, kill him already. Like, what are we talking about? Yeah, he obviously killed that guy, you know? Yeah. Kill him. Yeah. We don't need any ugly killers out here.
[00:22:07] Speaker B: Beauty is worshiped. It's weird.
[00:22:09] Speaker A: It is.
[00:22:10] Speaker B: And it's really fucking weird.
[00:22:12] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, and the fact that, you know, he didn't, like, it's randomly kill somebody that didn't deserve it. He killed a fucking corrupt CEO.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:22:23] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: You know, of United Health Care and.
[00:22:28] Speaker B: Couldn'T have been umr. Good at.
[00:22:32] Speaker A: I mean. No, but United is way worse.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: It is worse. Although nothing is worse than Kaiser. Honest to God. Nothing's worse than Kaiser.
[00:22:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but Kaiser's ran by robots, so you can't really kill robots.
[00:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah, which is why you have to respect the Kaiser.
[00:22:48] Speaker A: I don't.
[00:22:48] Speaker B: It's turning into the Borg.
[00:22:52] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Kaiser's like a California hospital. That exists other places for no good reason.
[00:23:00] Speaker B: Like Stanford Health is great, but Kaiser.
[00:23:03] Speaker A: You know what my health care is? My health care is like a roll of duct tape and some gauze.
[00:23:09] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. It's.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: Yeah, and some, like, Aleve and some, like, Tylenol and some Ibuprofen.
Like, if that doesn't fix it, then I. I guess I die.
You know, I get shot. Duct tape, Ibuprofen boom, good as new.
You know, I break an arm, a stick, duct tape, ibuprofen, boom, good as new. I don't need a doctor.
[00:23:35] Speaker B: Ibuprofens can be so rough on your body, though.
Makes me sick to my stomach every time I take it.
[00:23:42] Speaker A: Well, that's why I don't, you know, eat them all the time.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: Do they taste good?
[00:23:47] Speaker A: I mean, I, I don't chew them.
[00:23:49] Speaker C: Oh, no.
[00:23:51] Speaker A: Are you supposed to chew them?
[00:23:53] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:23:54] Speaker A: What?
[00:23:55] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:23:56] Speaker B: Wait.
[00:23:57] Speaker C: Ibuprofen.
[00:23:59] Speaker A: The chalky.
[00:23:59] Speaker C: You're not supposed to chew them.
[00:24:01] Speaker B: Yes, you are.
[00:24:03] Speaker C: No, you're not.
It says swallow right on the bottle.
[00:24:10] Speaker A: It says swallow like a good girl. Like, right on the bottle.
And, like, you lift up the label and it's like, did you swallow Good girl.
You know, like, I am a good girl.
I mean, like, there's pills that are just too fucking big to swallow.
[00:24:35] Speaker B: Those giant horse pills of fucking prednisolone.
Or actually, it's prednisone. Humans take prednisone, not prednisolone. Although it fucking pisses me off how big those fucking generic, giant generic tabs are.
[00:24:49] Speaker A: Yep. I, I just. I, I, I don't do medicine. I don't do shots or needles. And I'm fine. Like, I've reached Jesus's age of 33, and I'm like, all right, it's all downhill from here.
[00:25:03] Speaker B: It is. Been enough for the ride.
[00:25:06] Speaker A: Like, like, honestly, like, the goal is to, like, you know, hit the end that way. Like, my parents have to pay for my funeral.
[00:25:15] Speaker B: You want a funeral?
[00:25:18] Speaker A: I, I mean, like, that, that. That's the idea.
[00:25:24] Speaker B: What do you want to have happen at your funeral?
[00:25:26] Speaker A: Strippers, drugs, and music.
[00:25:30] Speaker B: How do I get a hold of the drugs?
[00:25:33] Speaker A: Ask the strippers.
[00:25:37] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:25:39] Speaker A: And if you're wondering how to get a hold of the strippers, ask Courtney's sister.
[00:25:43] Speaker B: This is.
[00:25:44] Speaker C: Oh, my God. My sister bartends now.
[00:25:48] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:49] Speaker C: And she doesn't anymore.
[00:25:54] Speaker A: That. That means nothing.
Bartenders know strippers as well.
Like, every bartender I know has a great bartending story of some crazy shit that has happened.
And, like, I've been in the bar for plenty of crazy that happened. Like, if you go to the bar enough, you're gonna see some crazy, you're gonna be a part of some crazy, you know, and it's fine.
[00:26:27] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:26:28] Speaker A: Luckily, I'm friends with, like, you know, tough people. So if, like, a fight breaks out, there's, like, six of us that stand up and be like, do you really want to go down this way, because I can go down this way.
But yeah, I. I don't go out on the weekends for very specific reasons. More fights. I'm too fat to fight. So, yeah, you know, hopefully Luigi Mangione gets out of the death penalty.
Yeah.
Next story.
So I guess the price of eggs, everyone's still complaining about it. I have no idea why people are complying. Like, I went and looked at the price of eggs and bought some eggs just for shits and giggles. Didn't hurt me at all.
[00:27:19] Speaker B: Congratulations. You've moved up a tax bracket.
[00:27:23] Speaker A: I mean, I'm okay in my tax bracket. It's not even the most expensive thing I get.
[00:27:31] Speaker C: Well, no, it's because the base of stuff, like a lot of stuff has eggs in it and it's slowly gonna raise the price of other stuff.
[00:27:41] Speaker A: Yeah, everything has been raising slowly anyway.
[00:27:47] Speaker C: But, like, even more.
[00:27:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fine. Go ahead and bring it. I don't care.
I'll just steal it. You know, like, what are you gonna do, stop me at the Walmart? Get off. I'm brown. I'll call it a hate crime and you'll get scared and let me have it.
[00:28:02] Speaker C: And it's so funny because, like, we finally, like, we have like 10 laying chickens and like, every, every one of them, like, has at least laid one egg.
So we, we're gonna start selling them. And, like, Donna put her an ad on Facebook, put listed eggs on Facebook. She got 20 people interested. And it was only up for like a few hours.
[00:28:36] Speaker A: How, like, how are people this desperate for eggs?
You know, Like, Biden did kill a whole bunch of these chickens because of the bird flu or whatever.
You know, same thing happened to the fucking banana.
You know, like a rampant, you know, flu went through and killed all the bananas. That's why, you know, Laffy Taffy doesn't taste like bananas because bananas used to taste like that, I guess, you know, I'll never know. I don't care. Bananas are kind of overrated anyway.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: Bananas are gross.
[00:29:10] Speaker A: But since people can't get their hands on eggs, people have decided to turn to potatoes and marshmallows for alternatives of Easter decorations.
[00:29:23] Speaker B: That's hilarious.
[00:29:26] Speaker C: Seriously.
[00:29:26] Speaker B: And brilliant.
Yeah, potatoes not gonna go bad if you can't find it for, for years.
[00:29:33] Speaker A: It just grows more potatoes.
You forget it in the yard.
[00:29:37] Speaker C: Wait, so how much were the eggs that you got?
[00:29:41] Speaker A: I got like 18 eggs for like 12 bucks.
[00:29:48] Speaker C: Okay, that tracks. But like, seriously, the same amount used to be, like, half that.
[00:29:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, half that.
[00:29:59] Speaker C: And heck, the national average is for Something like, it used to be 4.95.
[00:30:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:08] Speaker A: But when I go to the bar and pay $5 for a beer, I'm like, yeah, whatever. That's like two and a half beers.
And you got eggs for, like, a while.
But, you know, so, like, there's new, you know, people that are, you know, using dye. Like, so the dyes that people use for eggs, you can use them on, you know, potatoes, and you can dip or brush on the color. You can dip the marshmallows in the dye, and you can use pasta to create intricate Easter jewelry.
And honestly, don't do any of this. This is why you don't have kids, so you don't have to do any of this dumb bullshit.
I. I can't. I don't even know what day Easter is.
Do you know what day Easter is? You live in a religious household.
[00:31:11] Speaker C: I don't know. I think it's around the 20th or something.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: Now I have to, like, different religions.
[00:31:18] Speaker B: Have different Easter times.
[00:31:19] Speaker A: What?
[00:31:20] Speaker B: Yes, the Greek Orthodox Easter is different from the mainstream Easter now I'm gonna have to see.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: So easter is Sunday, April 20, 2025. Let's see.
Greek Orthodox Easter.
[00:31:37] Speaker C: Orthodox Easter will be on Sunday, April 20, 2025.
[00:31:43] Speaker A: Jewish Easter.
And I know that that's not a thing, but.
[00:31:49] Speaker B: Well, I stand corrected.
[00:31:53] Speaker A: The Jews don't celebrate Easter. They don't believe in Jesus.
But the Jews celebrate Passover, which is a. The liberation from slavery in Egypt, not Easter, which is a Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.
When is Passover?
[00:32:21] Speaker C: Passover will start on Saturday evening, April 12, 2025, and will end on Sunday evening, April 20, 2025.
[00:32:29] Speaker A: The Jews have, like, way cooler holidays.
Yeah, like. Like, all. All my Jewish friends are, like, bad shoes.
[00:32:45] Speaker B: Like, what the does that even mean?
[00:32:48] Speaker A: They're just. They're like. They don't, like, practice hardcore.
[00:32:52] Speaker B: Oh, so they last.
[00:32:54] Speaker A: I mean, they're Jewish.
Like, kind of Jew. Yeah.
And not fooled you, but they're. They're Jewish. You know, like, when you meet their mom, you're, like, holy. Like, she's Jewish, but you know, her son, not so much.
Okay, let's go on to the next story before I get myself canceled.
So, I. I guess a new phone due to launch in India before Easter, April 18, will have sent tech.
Basically a way for the device to release a fragrance from its rear panel.
And I don't know how they're gonna do this, especially out in India.
[00:33:52] Speaker B: What purpose does it serve?
[00:33:54] Speaker A: Like. Like, maybe you want to fucking, you know, smell like you're like, looking at a picture of oranges and you want to smell oranges and it like, releases a fragrance of oranges, you know, like, or may maybe like, like, I don't know if you ever went to, like, California Adventure.
[00:34:16] Speaker B: I don't.
[00:34:17] Speaker A: Like, probably not.
[00:34:18] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:34:19] Speaker A: But they had like this hang gliding thing where you did it in front of a screen.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: Uhhuh.
[00:34:24] Speaker A: So like, you'd get into like a little hang glider and it would, like, take you all throughout California.
You know, it's like fly you over, like, an orange orchard and then, like, release the scent of oranges in the air so you can smell the orchard as you were, like, flew over it. It was like an immersive experience.
And then like, they would like, flow you over, like, the ocean and like a release. Ocean smells so you can smell like the ocean. It's cool.
[00:34:52] Speaker B: That is cool.
[00:34:55] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, like, this is just like a new, you know, technology that's going to release out in India and people give Indians, like, a hard goddamn time.
[00:35:10] Speaker B: So when that's like, combined with like, VR, what do porn stars smell like?
[00:35:16] Speaker A: It's like, you know, like, shoot skunk in your.
[00:35:19] Speaker B: No.
[00:35:29] Speaker A: Like. Oh, what? Like just. It has like a dead fish and just like, opens a flap for it.
[00:35:34] Speaker B: It's like, yeah, if it doesn't smell like fish, is it real?
[00:35:39] Speaker A: It's like, that's what good smells like.
[00:35:42] Speaker B: What does good smell like? Like, nothing.
[00:35:46] Speaker A: Like, nothing.
Like, not bad, but, you know, so hopefully you know that this is, you know, something that comes out and that's cool. I feel like it's gonna be a gimmick. Just.
[00:36:06] Speaker B: It does sound cool though.
[00:36:09] Speaker A: So. But speaking about porn, Only fans was sued after two guys realized they might not actually be talking to the models.
A class action complaint claims only fans. It's allowing fraud on this platform by letting models use an agency chat service to talk to fans.
And just.
[00:36:38] Speaker B: That's brilliant.
[00:36:40] Speaker A: Okay? These only Fans, you know, girls have been hiring dudes for a long time. It's been like an open secret to talk to other dudes, you know, and no one knows what a dude wants to hear more than another dude.
[00:37:00] Speaker B: Precisely. It's brilliant.
[00:37:02] Speaker A: And like, if you were ever on OnlyFans thinking, oh, I'm talking to this angel and she has like fucking 30,000 subscribers. You ain't talking to her. Like, maybe if it's like, you know, another girl that has like three subscribers, you might be talking to her.
Hey, you're beautiful, girl.
Like, like, how would you even.
I, I, like, I. I'm I've been out of the game so goddamn long, I don't know how to slide into the dms.
[00:37:39] Speaker B: Better not.
[00:37:45] Speaker A: But yeah. So I, I, I kind of wonder if this is something that only Fans offers the models.
I don't know. I'm not on Only Fans. I don't, I don't know.
But if it's something that only Fans is offering the models and having like AI or whatever, talk to, you know, the people, you know, on behalf of the model, then yes, I can see a good class action coming from that.
And big, we want our money back. It's like, how much money do you spend? It's like, I don't want to say. It's like, how much money do you spend on OnlyFans? 30,000.
[00:38:30] Speaker C: That's kind of crazy.
[00:38:31] Speaker B: It is something to be embarrassed.
[00:38:32] Speaker C: Are there actually people like that?
[00:38:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, there's people that have spent more than 30,000 on just like single women.
There's people that spend like a hundred thousand dollars and just send them like everything.
Wow.
I'm like, I'll, I'll never understand it, but if that's your kink, you know, you know, I'm not gonna yuck on your yum, but, you know, get a better hobby, you know, or you can give me your money. If you, if you enjoy giving away your money and you're listening to this podcast, you can just send it to me. Hit me up on, you know, Instagram or, you know, Twitter at Alexatruck.
I'll take all your money, you know, and I'll threaten to tell your wife that you're gonna give me all your money and force you to give me your money anyway or something, whatever, whatever, you know, floats about.
But what I find funnier is fake down syndrome influencers created with AI are being used to promote only Fans content.
[00:39:43] Speaker B: That's amazing.
And actually, no, I'm starting to think of it more now. I'm like, is that Loki?
I mean, like, all these dudes are flocking to girls with down syndrome.
[00:40:00] Speaker A: Women with down syndrome can want dick too.
[00:40:03] Speaker B: I know, I know. You know what? You know? Yeah, you know what? I spoke from complete ignorance and small mindedness.
[00:40:12] Speaker A: Yeah, well, like, most of the dudes on OnlyFans probably have, you know, some for form of like retard ism, you know, so like, oh yeah, my favorite girl.
And they're flocking only fans to, you know, see like retarded pussy.
And yeah, I'm kind of down for it, you know, like, there's a video I'm not even going to play it. I don't give a shit. Because it's AI dumbass.
But there's a notable AI generated influencer by Maria Adopt the Party, who has 148,000 Instagram followers.
Let's see if it's been taken down. Yep, it's, you know, gone.
But, yeah, like, accounts will just take and, you know, use AI. AI has ruined the Internet. Honestly.
It's like, once AI figures out how to, like, you know, make porn videos, oh, man, porn will become ethical and a bunch of people will be out of a job.
[00:41:45] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:41:52] Speaker A: I mean, like, what. What if there's, like, a Down syndrome dude and he was on, like, Only Fans?
I mean, I do enjoy, like, you know.
[00:42:09] Speaker B: You enjoy what?
[00:42:12] Speaker A: Like, people with down syndrome like, making videos. Like, there's this one, you know, kid with down syndrome that, like, cooks, and he's, like, really good at fucking cooking, and he has down syndrome. I'm going to make a pizza today, and I'm like, that's great. And I like. It makes me feel good. I'm like, yeah.
And, you know, he makes, like, bombass hooking food. I'm like, Makes me feel like I'm not a piece of. You know, I'm like, you know, I double click. I'm like, I like this video.
I don't know.
But speaking about depression and all that, laughing gas appears to reduce depression, but researchers don't totally understand why nitrous oxide holds promises for people who have not found success with antidepressants.
Yeah. You know, why laughing gas, you know, reduces depression? Because it's drugs, essentially.
It shuts down your brain.
It's like, suffocating your brain and, you know, depriving it of oxygen. And a dying brain is a happy brain.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: This is truth.
Death is a release, not a punishment.
I want those words on my tombstone. Should you erect one.
[00:43:44] Speaker A: I'm not doing all that.
[00:43:47] Speaker B: I know you're not.
[00:43:49] Speaker A: I'll put it, like, on your urn or your cardboard box.
Just have, like, a little cardboard box.
[00:43:56] Speaker B: It better be in a cardboard box.
[00:43:59] Speaker A: Just like. There you go.
[00:44:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:03] Speaker A: Moshi will come over and just like. Yeah, just start biting the corner of the box.
[00:44:06] Speaker B: Precisely.
I'll be a cat toy.
[00:44:12] Speaker A: I mean, I. I'm sure, like.
Like, that. That's actually not a terrible idea, you know, taking, you know, someone's, you know, remains.
Like. Like, I want to find out if there's, like, any, like, legality with, like, taking someone's cremated remains and, like, implementing them in, like, daily tools.
[00:44:35] Speaker B: You can do A shit ton with people's ashes nowadays.
[00:44:39] Speaker A: Well, I. I know, but, like, is.
[00:44:40] Speaker B: You can get them turned into gemstones.
[00:44:42] Speaker A: If you want, but, like, would it be considered, like, desecrating a body?
[00:44:47] Speaker B: No, it's already been turned into ashes.
[00:44:49] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:44:50] Speaker B: Desecration is a moot point at this time.
[00:44:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, you know, because you, like. You can put, like, a little bit of ashes on, like, a necklace, but, like, you know, have, like, a fucking, you know, a hammer. Like a really good hammer. And, like, in the handle, like, you can inlay the ashes or whatever.
[00:45:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. You can do whatever you want nowadays.
[00:45:14] Speaker A: Or, you know, just have, like, an epoxy floor and just throw the ashes all over the floor and, like, inlay them in the ground. And, like, this place is haunted as.
[00:45:23] Speaker B: I don't know if I feel. I don't know if I feel like that'd be weird or cool.
[00:45:28] Speaker A: Like. Like, you know what I want? I. I want to, like, be on the Goodyear blimp, like it as ashes, and then, like, it, like, dumped on top of, like, a football game.
[00:45:40] Speaker B: That's fucking amazing.
[00:45:42] Speaker A: Just, like, to, like, what the fuck is this? Is this ashes?
[00:45:46] Speaker B: That's amazing.
[00:45:47] Speaker A: And, like. Like, one guy's gonna be like. It's a person.
They're gonna lick their finger, and like, immediately. Now there's nothing they can do about it.
[00:45:57] Speaker B: How do you know what human ashes taste like if you've never tasted them before?
[00:46:04] Speaker A: Because I know what bone tastes like, and I assume it tastes a lot like bone because, like, your fucking meat, like. Like after you get, you know, thrown in the oven, you know, you come out and, like, where did all your meat go?
And it's just, like, all bones.
You're kind of like a big boner after that, and they, like, put you into, like, a grinder, like a blender. I feel like they just, like, have a. Like a. Like a martini margarita blender, and they just throw you in that, and then, you know, they just hand you back. So I feel like you just taste like bone.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't play with ashes enough.
So, yeah, if you. If you're unhappy, get some nos, I guess.
I love this. NOS does not come in pill form. Yes, it's a gas, you idiot.
People have to see a provider trained to administer the gas at antidepressant levels.
More research on how the long positive effects of nitrous oxide last on mice, whether it's the potential to rewire the brain is needed. Okay.
Also doing nitrous oxide abuse is Known as whippets is on the rise. Don't do that. It will deprive your brain of oxygen and make you absolutely.
[00:47:39] Speaker B: But you'll be happy.
[00:47:42] Speaker A: But.
[00:47:43] Speaker B: You'll be dumb, but you'll be happy.
[00:47:47] Speaker C: Yeah, that doesn't work.
[00:47:49] Speaker A: I mean, you know, fucking Lenny was happy in Mice and Men, and then George had to come up and shoot his ass.
[00:47:56] Speaker B: Yeah. And. Yeah, he died happy.
[00:48:00] Speaker A: Oh, no, he died fucking horrified. He had just killed a woman, and now everyone was out hunting him.
And, you know, since George was.
[00:48:11] Speaker B: I thought he just killed a mouse.
[00:48:13] Speaker C: No, no, he killed a woman.
[00:48:15] Speaker B: Oh, I thought he killed. I spent my whole life assuming he killed a mouse.
[00:48:19] Speaker A: He did kill a mouse. He did.
But.
[00:48:23] Speaker C: But. But, like, he killed the woman and the mouse on accident, and, like, he's too big and stuff to be able to, like, really function in society. So, like, he was gonna be lynched and probably lynched or some like that.
[00:48:39] Speaker A: Yeah, no, they're coming. Yeah, they're coming to straight kill him. So, like, the. The main bad guy, you know, like the fucking evil dude, you know, his girl. I came up to Lenny and it's like, hey, you know, like, I think she was trying to, like, seduce Lenny or something.
And it's like, you want to touch my hair? And he's like, oh, your hair is really soft. And, you know, he's like, oh, let me touch it some more. And she, like, started to freak out a bit, and, like, he, like, broke her neck accidentally.
And then he started freaking out and, like, they all, like, knew it was Lenny that did it, and he, like, ran away.
They all went and get guns and stuff and, like, a rope to hang him. And, you know, George knew where he was, and so he's like, I don't want my friend to suffer.
But he was sitting there crying. He's like, am I in trouble? He's like, no, George, you know, look out. And he, like, shot him in the back of the head.
[00:49:42] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice and painless.
[00:49:43] Speaker A: It was painless, but he was scared to.
[00:49:47] Speaker C: So we don't technically know if it hurt or not.
It might have hurt, but it would have been really short pain.
[00:49:59] Speaker A: I mean, it was a fucking, you know, a fictional story, too.
[00:50:03] Speaker B: Do you know what type of gun was used?
[00:50:07] Speaker A: It was like a fucking cold. Like, let's see, what gun was used to kill Lenny and Mice of Men.
He used a Carlson Luger.
[00:50:21] Speaker B: Is that strong enough to kill a man?
[00:50:23] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
I mean, pretty much any gun is strong enough to, you know, kill a man.
So, yes, you know, he was, like, looking out at the lake and he's like, oh, yeah, it's. It's great out there. And it just kills him like that. That's a merciful kill.
[00:50:43] Speaker B: Precisely.
[00:50:47] Speaker A: What isn't merciful is. Is a giant Mars balloon escapes the Kennedy Center Plaza and rolls towards the highway there. There is a video. Let me see.
Yeah. Oh, good.
I'm like, do I. Do I have to, like, watch an ad? I hate watching ads.
You know, let's. Let's share this.
Okay, I got it.
So it's a giant fucking, like, planet balloon. So it's.
[00:51:23] Speaker B: It's like, oh, like the planet Mars. Not the candy bar company.
[00:51:27] Speaker A: Yeah, the planet just thought it was like, a giant inflatable candy bar.
People are just driving around it. They're like, I don't give a.
[00:51:41] Speaker B: No, they're on the way to work. Fuck that noise.
[00:51:48] Speaker A: But I'm like, it, like, it's like the fucking giant beach ball where they, like, inflated it and, like, it, like, caught wind and, you know, started taking out people on the beach.
Like, there's a whole fucking epic Amazon review of it. Like, the giant, you know, beach ball. And they're like, this is great. Until you take it out on the beach and it, you know, starts rolling down the beach, you know, out of your control and starts taking people the fucking.
It's like, oh.
One of our politicians out here in Colorado suggests D.C. could be renamed District of America. Lauren Boebert.
She is hilarious. Don't take anything that she says seriously, though.
Kind of retarded, but she is hot.
But, yeah, that's all I'll say on that one.
Florida Senate, because we. We have to do at least one Florida story a week. Florida Senate approves ban on geoengineering and weather modification.
Bill speaks to alarm about chemtrails in the atmosphere.
I. I love that this is. How dumb this is. Oh, my God, people are in Florida.
[00:53:24] Speaker B: Yeah, well, you don't have to be smart to live in Florida.
[00:53:28] Speaker C: Well, I mean, now that they got rid of all the immigrants, now they want to use their children.
[00:53:35] Speaker A: Yeah, I think we talked about that, like, last week. Like, yeah, they, like, kicked all the immigrants out, and they're like, all right, you know, kids, you can start working.
I'm like, yeah, but they have the measure. Senate Bill 56, sponsored by Miami Republican I, Lena Garcia, would prohibit the injection, release, or dispersion of any means of chemical, chemical, compound, substance or apparatus into the atmosphere for the purpose of affecting the climate.
Any person or corporation who conducts such geoengineering or weather modification activity would be subject to a third degree felony charge with fines up to $100,000.
[00:54:27] Speaker B: They're doing what?
[00:54:30] Speaker A: So they think that the. The chemtrails are changing the weather?
[00:54:39] Speaker C: They are.
[00:54:40] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:54:42] Speaker C: That's proven. That's what they've been doing.
[00:54:44] Speaker B: Yeah, that's.
[00:54:47] Speaker C: That's the reason why we got more rain.
And my sister used to get sick after they did the chemtrails. She was telling me how they did it, and I didn't believe her. And then I finally saw that, oh, yes, that's what they've been doing.
Like, this isn't new.
Like, they're trying to control the weather.
[00:55:13] Speaker A: That's not how that works. But I'll go here to Wikipedia. You know the chemtrail conspiracy theory.
You know, the long, you know, lasting condensation trails left in the sky by high flying, you know, aircrafts or chemtrails consisting of chemicals or biological agents sprayed for nefarious purposes, undisclosed to the general public.
Like, if you, you know, want to do a little experiment, you know, on your own time, if you're listening still, get a plastic water bottle, you know, like one of the ones that are, like, kind of crinkly, you know, like the cheap ones.
Drink it, you know, all the way down until, like, there's like a little bit left.
Close it and start twisting it. You know, twist it in the middle like a balloon animal. Keep on twisting it until the top, you know, gets, like, you know, very, you know, tough. Like, you want it really tough.
And then quickly, like, you know, flick off the cap and it'll pop and it'll, like, immediately, like, condensate and, like, fill up with smoke.
That's what the chemtrail is, but, you know, yeah, it's just condensation.
[00:56:44] Speaker B: So what? Airplanes can't fly over Florida now?
Like, how does she think that's going to work?
[00:56:50] Speaker A: Well, they have to be proven to be releasing something, and then when they get up there and they're like, it's not, you know, like. Like, you can't just, like, release some chemicals and be like, hey, look, rain. Now, like, in the early 2000s, the United States Air Force released an undated fact sheet that stated the conspiracy theories were a hoax, fueled in part by citations to a 1996 strategy drafted paper within Air University titled Weather as a Force Multiplier Owning the weather in 2025. The paper presented, we did that.
[00:57:41] Speaker C: Like, this has been covered by real news. It's not fall.
[00:57:47] Speaker A: It is false.
I refuse to believe that you Know, a plane, you know, can go over.
[00:57:57] Speaker C: And be cloud seating. Pilot program in the Santa Ana river watershed. Yeah, they've been doing it.
[00:58:08] Speaker A: I mean, it's impossible.
[00:58:14] Speaker C: It's not.
[00:58:17] Speaker A: You can't see the cloud.
[00:58:20] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:58:23] Speaker A: I mean like, if you were to say that the harp up in like Alaska was like controlling the weather, like, I'd more believe that.
[00:58:31] Speaker C: No. So silver iodide is released and it starts like rises in the cold, high altitude air and it moisture accumulates on it. So. Yeah, it does.
[00:58:52] Speaker A: Let's see. Can you see the cloud?
Not can you see a cloud? Jesus.
Seed clouds are often contained supercooled water which is a liquid temperatures below freezing.
Silver iodide. But yeah, that would just fall down, you know, it, it would only sometimes work and.
[00:59:39] Speaker C: Yeah, but that, that's.
They did that. Like it's not fake like you're saying.
[00:59:50] Speaker A: But yeah, chemtrails are, are not like a real thing.
[00:59:59] Speaker C: Whatever you say.
[01:00:02] Speaker A: Like, like if this was a thing that could be done, there'd be no deserts in the world.
Like any place that needed, you know, water. Oh look, California is on fire. Let's throw a couple, you know, you know, cloud seeds up there and just have it rain it out.
Oh, look, this is a farming area. Let's you know, cloud seed it up there and then. Oh yeah, that's right. Wind will just blow it away.
I mean, it is a nice thought, but you know, I don't feel like it's like a true, you know, thing until like I see it actually happen. Until I see like, oh no, she left.
[01:00:50] Speaker B: My bestie, she's gone.
[01:00:53] Speaker A: Her phone probably died.
Now she's back.
[01:01:01] Speaker C: Sorry, guys. I like, I touched. I was adjusting my headphones. I think I accidentally like touched the area that controls.
So it, I accidentally tapped it like once or twice, I think. And that hangs up the phone.
[01:01:22] Speaker A: Yeah. So like I found this. Cloud seeding is very real. But just because it's real doesn't mean you can always use it, nor does it mean it always produces useful effects. You have to have the right conditions, you know.
So. Yeah, I mean it, it's, you know, some like kind of frou frou science, you know. Just because you, you can make a clown cloud does not mean you can make it rain. And if it does end up raining, it doesn't mean you can determine the exact location of where particip precipitation will occur.
That's because, you know.
Yep. You know, a rain on demand service would have too many factors that I can control. Wind pressure, humidity and the location of precipitation.
So there's limited promise that individual farmers will get benefit.
I mean, yeah, they're still testing it but yeah, I don't think anything, you know, will really come of it.
So yeah, you know, none of that in Florida though. And we're gonna probably ban it out here in Colorado too. We, we don't need any fake clouds. Oh real God clouds out here.
But let's go ahead and get on out to Am I the. And all that.
Let's see how much time we got.
Oh, we're already past an hour. We'll do the Am I the. And then save relationship advice for next week. Am I the asshole for not telling My wife My cousin is insanely wealthy. I am 31 male. My wife is 34 male. My cousin is 33 female and her husband is 35 female.
This is my aggregated turn up 4724 probably throw away. My cousin and her husband own a fairly large farm that is my cousin's pride and joy. Not one single person was surprised when she bought it. Her husband is a pipe welder and makes good money as well. My cousin and her husband are well known in the community and very well respected and they do a lot for the community. With all that said, when she was in her early 20s she won a fuck ton of money. I'm talking F you kind of money. And that at that moment she had made it so all her kids, including any children that I may have in the family will be able to go to college. She has paid for her siblings educations and used it for the community.
But what she's done with it didn't even make a dent in it. My cousin is insanely wealthy.
Her pace place is paid off and her husband's income along with the farm's income pays for pretty much anything. So the money she won isn't really touched much other than her charity work that she needs some kind of specialized equipment.
So they do have a very nice home and if you saw them out and about you wouldn't know at all. They look very normal. That's nice. She drives a Bronco there that her husband gifted her when she had her most recent baby or the farm truck that looks like it's been to hell a few times.
My wife and I have been together for three years and married a year and a half. My wor wife, my worf. My wife is a nurse practitioner in a specialty field so she makes very good money and I work in aviation so I make the same as she does. We are well off compared to most people in our area. But we aren't even close to what my cousin is.
She would have been making well over what we make on her farm and her husband's job and the others just make it insane. My wife is very prideful and she makes everyone. She makes sure everyone knows she's made it. She has a very nice car. She likes to bring up how much she makes on every conversation.
She likes to. She always wants the best of the best and I try and give her that. 99% of my family cannot stand my wife. But they're too nice to say anything and I love her, so they just deal with it, okay? Your wife is an insufferable, you know, gold digger. That's fine, but she makes her own money, so whatever.
Recently another one of my cousins got married and she got married at my rich cousin's house. They have a huge barn and a really nice pond. So they basically cleaned out the barn for the wedding. It was beautiful.
That was the first and only time that my wife has been to my cousin's house.
She always thought my cousin just had a little hobby farm and for some reason she thought that they were poor.
I didn't know she thought they were poor. Most of her vegetables, meat and eggs come from my cousin. But I normally get it from her myself.
Anyway, now my wife is pissed that I embarrassed her and I should have told her that my cousin was rich. I guess. You're fucking mouthing off and I could look how rich I am. I really didn't think about something like that and I just assumed that she knew because she's from here. It's not like it was a secret that my cousin paid for all the upgrades to the school and matched the donations for the community to build a park. There is a huge banner on the park fence with the husband's business along with the farm and all the other businesses that donated to it. We pass by that park all the time. It has become an argument because I pretty much told my wife that she embarrassed herself and she should stop trying treating everyone like they are poor.
There are several people in our community that make just as much or more than we do.
She doesn't see that and doesn't flaunt it like she does. So am I really an for not telling her?
Am I the. For telling her that she embarrassed herself?
[01:08:06] Speaker C: Not the.
She is totally the one that put herself in this position.
She was being a self absorbed narcissist.
[01:08:18] Speaker A: I. I mean, like the amount of people that I know that are millionaires that, like, never flaunt it, you know, like.
Like we're friends and, like, oh, yeah, we have, you know, like, a whole ton of money. Like, a lot of my friends have more money than me.
And I mean, it's fine.
I never treat anyone like, I treat everyone the same, you know, Like, I don't care if you are poor, rich, you know, you're gonna get treated the same.
Not gonna ride your dick because, you know, you have a, you know, a few million.
[01:09:17] Speaker B: Oh, like, and she doesn't have the grace to admit, like, oh, yeah, no, I was at fault. She's looking for someone else to blame for her own embarrassment.
[01:09:27] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, you go out to, you know, someone that's rich, just, like when.
[01:09:30] Speaker B: Mochi fell down and, like, blamed me for it, even though I was nowhere near her.
[01:09:39] Speaker A: What? Like, you know, like, I deliver tires and, you know, like, I've met, like, a lot of the owners of these companies, and they work at the companies as well, and they don't ever flaunt the fact that they are the owners or, like, they're the big shots.
And I don't treat them any different. I feel like they enjoy that, you know, Like, I. I give everyone, like, respect. It's like, hey, you know, I don't care if you're the, you know, new guy or whatever, you know, still, you know, give everyone respect. But it's not like I'm not sitting there bowing down at your feet like you're a king, you know, saying, hey, you know, you're. But you should, like, you know, given your wife, like, a heads up, like, hey, don't embarrass us. This. This is the rich cousin.
[01:10:29] Speaker B: No, it kind of sounds like he knows what she does and the whole family knows what she does, and he was more than happy to let her fall on her face for once.
[01:10:40] Speaker C: Like, how is it, like. But how can she be so dumb not to know that they obviously are better off?
[01:10:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:10:48] Speaker A: I mean, op. I feel like you kind of set her up for that. And, you know, because you love her, you don't want to, you know, say anything, but I kind of feel like you, you know, like, let her down the path, you know, and gave her the noose to hang herself with.
[01:11:06] Speaker B: I mean, and she went down that road blindly in glide and gladly.
[01:11:11] Speaker A: Yeah, you. You knew what kind of woman your wife was. And you could have, you know.
[01:11:15] Speaker B: Yeah. The whole family knows exactly woman she.
[01:11:17] Speaker A: Is, and you could have, you know, nip that in the bud, you know, but you. You've been with her a year and a half, and you're still in the honeymoon phase, and you don't want to end, but, yeah, you could have. No, knock that off. Yeah, like, you. You could be a little bit of an, you know, for giving her enough rope to hang herself with.
But now your wife seems un, you know, insufferable.
And money is temporary. So is life.
So, yeah, you're not the asshole.
Hopefully, your wife learned a very important lesson.
And, yeah, be a cool person.
But that's it for this week. We will be back next week with some more, you know, nonsense and more bs. I'll tell you if the expensive guns are actually good or, you know, you're getting ripped off.
And, yeah, we'll figure out what goes on from there. I. I'm still waiting on my truck.
It's still trapped in another area of the state, and we're still waiting on Jared Polis to destroy everything. But until next week, we'll be back. You know, I've been. Alex. Truck. Follow me. I don't give a. Or don't. Bye.
