Volcano Jump

[00:00:02] Speaker A: All righty. All righty. Everybody, we are back. You, you good? [00:00:10] Speaker B: Yes. [00:00:11] Speaker A: And I'm, I'm less sick. Yeah, I, I, I didn't do anything to, you know, stop myself from you know, being, you know, sex. I just, you know, suffered for, like, last two weeks and it's fine. Yes. Mo, do you want love? Like, at this very moment, I petted her tail. Okay, good. But this is a human podcast. I'm your host, Alex Truck. We got my wife, not the truck. And then we got Courtney from, you know, hella far away, who are gonna go see in October. [00:00:54] Speaker C: Yes. So I love it. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:00] Speaker C: Like, look forward to you guys visiting. [00:01:04] Speaker A: What's funny is, like, my boss is like, not happy because, like, took like five months off and like, I got a bunch of time off, like, approved while she was gone, and now she's back, she's like, like, yeah, you have to, you know, just go with it. [00:01:25] Speaker C: I know, right? [00:01:30] Speaker A: And I, I'm like watching like, every single company, you know, get more corporate, you know, start enabling AI and everything, and it's going to turn into a whole show. And I'm here for it. I'm excited for, you know, when the only people that are actually providing value to the company are the people that are working. But that's neither here nor there. You know, no one wants to hear me bitch and complain about, you know, how work sucks. Everyone knows. [00:02:06] Speaker B: I just don't want to talk about it. It's depressing. [00:02:10] Speaker A: It's not depressing. [00:02:11] Speaker B: It's depressing. [00:02:13] Speaker A: I mean, you know, here's really what it is. You know, you live in this world. You have to go, you know, get a job, make money, and then, you know, save your money or, you know, die penniless. And I plan to die penniless. [00:02:25] Speaker B: I appreciate the black and white lines you've drawn. [00:02:29] Speaker A: You know, it's like that, that, that's, you know, my goal. My goal is, you know, when I am, you know, spent my last dollar, like, cool, and then like, jump into the ocean, you know, or, or do some, you know, like jump into a volcano. Oh, that's the way to go. Cuz there's nothing they can do. You know, you go running up to a volcano and just jump in, you know, it. You're part of that volcano now. Unless it's like, not an active volcano. I've never actually seen the inside of a volcano. Are they, like, what, really? [00:03:09] Speaker C: Never? No. [00:03:11] Speaker B: Didn't you go to Hawaii once? [00:03:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't go up to the volcano. [00:03:15] Speaker B: Oh, we did. Every single Time you can walk across one of them. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Yeah, we. We were at, like, a. A smaller island. [00:03:23] Speaker B: It was so much fun walking across a volcano. [00:03:26] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, like, we go to, like, the big island to, like, know, hop to one of the smaller islands. Yeah, I'm sure, like, we'll go to Hawaii. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Like, I can't remember if it was on Hawaii or if it was Kauai, which is one of the most widest things I've ever said out loud, and I'm really embarrassed. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Yeah, the. The main island is a volcano. The little islands are not. [00:03:49] Speaker B: I like the airplane, too. They have the pretty pink lady on the tail tails. [00:03:55] Speaker A: Hawaiian air. Yes, yes. Yeah, you get little puddle jumper planes and just, you know, go to the other islands. But. Yeah, no, I. I would love to just, you know, like, spend my last dollar, you know, for like, a pair of walking sticks, you know, like. Okay, you know, make sure you don't get too close. Sir, old sir, can you please back away from the volcanic. Don't jump. He just jumped in and, like, a bunch of people are like, you know, watch me jump in like Golem and Lord of the Rings. [00:04:34] Speaker B: I hope he got to hold the ring one more time before he died. [00:04:39] Speaker A: I hope it's not like that. I hope it's not like, you know, Minecraft lava, where it, like, it hurts you until it kills you. I hope it's like an immediate death. [00:04:54] Speaker B: Oh, I wish. I mean, whether it's me or not, it is inevitable. So you're just gambling on how much suffering? [00:05:03] Speaker A: I mean, I don't think it'd be that much. [00:05:06] Speaker B: I have absolutely no idea. [00:05:10] Speaker A: You know, it definitely make the news. [00:05:12] Speaker B: I would not have the guts to do it that way myself. Like, that's guts. [00:05:19] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I'd be like an old man at that point. I just, yeah, take my walker and throw it in and be like, ah, like, sir, don't do that. And then I'll be like, ah. I look at him and like, pull up my dick, you know, just jump in. Just like with him. Make what the. You know, and, you know, now he has a great bar story. [00:05:40] Speaker B: He does have a good bar story. [00:05:43] Speaker A: It's the best. It's like, so like, I was guiding, you know, like, this group to, you know, go see a volcano, like an active volcano. And this old man took his walker and threw it into the volcano, looked me in my eyes, pulled out his dick, you know, which was hard for some reason, and then jumped in the volcano and then started screaming, it burns. For a long time. And Then he died. Yes. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Mo, I appreciate the time length you gave [00:06:24] Speaker A: the time length I've gave [00:06:27] Speaker C: for [00:06:28] Speaker B: how long he suffered in the lava before he died. Like three sentences worth of time. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean I, I feel like it, you know, either that or I'm just going to like hit and it's like going to be like, you know, three inches of lava and it's just like rock underneath. Just like break my legs and like pull me out. Like sir, are you okay? I'm like, oh, my legs are broken. [00:06:51] Speaker B: That would be very. [00:06:52] Speaker A: And like the lava's like not even hot. [00:06:54] Speaker B: That'd be very unfortunate. [00:06:59] Speaker A: You know, like women are like down there. Like this is even hot. This could be hotter. I've had hotter lava. Now I kind of want to go see some fucking volcanoes. [00:07:12] Speaker B: I love going to volcanoes. [00:07:14] Speaker A: Like I want to see an active one. [00:07:16] Speaker B: Why not? Where's our closest one? [00:07:22] Speaker A: That's actually a good fucking question. Probably Yellowstone, the super caldera or whatever the fuck it is. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Yellowstone's a volcano. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Pretty damn sure. Where's the closest volcano to us? Closest volcano to Colorado Springs is to this. Where's the closest active volcano to us? Oh, there is one in Colorado. It's 200. No, like, like, you know, I, I don't, like I know where this is and like that place sucks. [00:08:10] Speaker B: It's on a volcano. [00:08:12] Speaker A: Yeah, the Yellowstone caldera. [00:08:16] Speaker B: You know, on a volcano. What do you expect, subtropics? It's a volcano. No, it's a mountain hollowed inside out from, from seduction. [00:08:31] Speaker A: But yeah, no, I, I like, you know, I'm waiting for this Yellowstone caldera to erupt. [00:08:38] Speaker C: Oh yeah, I was just about to mention that I want to watch the documentary about it. It's cool. [00:08:51] Speaker A: Oh, and then Hawaii is the closest continuous continually erupting volcano. [00:09:01] Speaker B: Cuz it's fun. You can go out and see it like so you, so like at night if you're close enough, you can literally just walk. You can walk outside and see like the light from the active volcano like flickering as a lava like moves. [00:09:16] Speaker C: Yeah, like you can see it's pretty interesting. Me and Alex, when we, when we were in Hawaii, we saw that. [00:09:23] Speaker A: Yeah, we should go do a little Hawaii trip. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Yeah, I feel like how much it [00:09:29] Speaker B: cost to do that back then, like go to Hawaii and stuff. It's like for a while, like everybody for $500. [00:09:37] Speaker A: Well, let's see how much it costs to go to Hawaii. LAX to Hawaii [00:09:44] Speaker B: flights from Los Angeles to Hawaii leaving July 6th and coming back July 10th start at $489. [00:09:50] Speaker A: No, we're gonna go to Expedia. Fuck all. Yeah. No, we're not doing it fourth of July. That's insane. [00:09:59] Speaker B: What is the average cost for a trip to Hawaii? Well, no, I want to know like with like hotels and stuff. [00:10:14] Speaker A: So I mean like I, I can get the hotel, like I get hotel points all day long. [00:10:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:22] Speaker A: But going on out round trip, Non stop round trip is $300, so that's being bad. [00:10:36] Speaker B: Okay, so 70 trip to Hawaii typically costs between 15 and 4,000 per person. Averaging about 4,000 per person or per couple. [00:10:47] Speaker A: Yeah. If they're just, you know, dumb with their money. [00:10:51] Speaker B: It cost back then [00:10:54] Speaker A: it was probably like 100 bucks. [00:10:57] Speaker C: No, I just told you guys it cost 500 back then. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I'm literally looking at flights September 23rd to the September 30th for like a week round trip, $297 per person. So. And then we'd have to like get the flights out to you know, lax. But that's like an extra hundred dollars round trip. It ain't bad. So yeah, I mean for us, 400 [00:11:30] Speaker B: bucks [00:11:33] Speaker A: and then boom. Yeah. And then you know, getting in probably just like an Airbnb. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Are your dad's timeshare? [00:11:43] Speaker A: I don't know if he has one and. [00:11:44] Speaker B: Yeah, he does. He offers it all the time. I mean your dad's got a timeshare because have a place to stay and it's a nice time share. I've you show me some of the pictures. It's nice. I mean and if you're going to go to Hawaii, we might as well stay in style. [00:12:04] Speaker A: I don't think you understand. Like I am like a hobo. Like I, I enjoy being, you know, kind of hoboing. I don't know, we, we'll figure that out. But you know, it won't be like this year but like maybe like next year. Cuz I already have like a bunch of trips planned and everything. But I don't got nothing for next year. So you know, if, if you know it stays around $300 for the flights and you know we can see. Yeah. Flight flights to Los Angeles as low as $28. [00:12:51] Speaker C: What the. Yeah, but through who? Like Spirit. [00:12:57] Speaker A: No matter. [00:13:00] Speaker C: Yeah, you say that they're so annoying. [00:13:03] Speaker A: Spirit doesn't exist anymore. Just let you know Spirit went out of business. You Google it. [00:13:12] Speaker C: Didn't it get bought out by something. Isn't it now like Frontier or something? [00:13:19] Speaker B: No, like your bot Expedia or bought. [00:13:25] Speaker A: Let's see who bought Spirit. Airlines. Spirit Airlines was not bought by anyone. It officially ceased operations in early May and the airline went out of business and filed for Chapter 7 liquidation. The company's remaining aircraft and assets were be auctioned off to various bidders. So no one owns. It literally went out of business last month. [00:13:48] Speaker C: Oh. [00:13:54] Speaker A: But, yeah, Frontier. [00:13:55] Speaker B: I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. I am shocked. [00:14:00] Speaker A: Yeah. 100. [00:14:01] Speaker C: Honestly, they would have been perfect for just really, really short flights. [00:14:06] Speaker B: Yeah, no, they. If they've kind of been like almost kind of like a taxi. [00:14:12] Speaker A: Yeah. There's that whole like comedy bit, you know, where they're like. You could just drive like the. I feel like they just like drive the airplane on the highway. Yeah. But, yeah, 101 round trip from, you know, know, Colorado Springs. [00:14:30] Speaker B: But what's the length of the flight? [00:14:32] Speaker A: Two hours. [00:14:33] Speaker B: They are. [00:14:38] Speaker A: Oh, no, not Denver. I don't want to do Denver. [00:14:44] Speaker B: See, it's annoying. [00:14:47] Speaker A: Yeah. I hate it when it's like, you know, hey, do you want. It's like, no. [00:14:53] Speaker C: Yeah. I would have put that in there if I wanted it. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Yeah, Mike, I put in cos. Yeah, no, we'll like find like a good, you know, day to go do it and. Bring everyone. Bring all of them. Bring your dad, bring your grandma, bring your dad's girlfriend. [00:15:22] Speaker B: Or. [00:15:26] Speaker A: Try not to say names, you know. [00:15:29] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Of other people, I don't think. [00:15:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:15:35] Speaker A: What? [00:15:36] Speaker C: Oh, no. I'm just wondering who would be able to watch everyone for me if I did a trip now. Because other. The person who did it before when I went to Puerto Rico, like, is older now. I don't know if she's in his fit shape and neither is Donna. [00:15:56] Speaker A: We got plenty of time to figure all that out. [00:15:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:01] Speaker A: So, you know, don't stress about it yet, but let's get right into some stories. [00:16:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:11] Speaker A: And do all that. Speaking of like, dying from heat, three hikers die from the heat in Grand Canyon. In separate incidents, three hikers have died from heat exposure in the Grand Canyon. Park officials warn against midday height hikes in extreme summer temperatures. It's like, I've been to the Grand Canyon, you know, there, there. It's very hard to die there. Unless you're like just doing something really [00:16:44] Speaker B: stupid, which they are. But what, how, what is the average deaths in the Grand Canyon per year? [00:16:52] Speaker A: That's actually a good question. How many people die in the Grand Canyon every year? 10 to 17 people. [00:17:00] Speaker B: Okay, so they're already. [00:17:06] Speaker A: Oh, around two to three people fucking fall to their death. [00:17:11] Speaker B: Well, yeah, I'm Assuming it's either falling or heat. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Medical emergencies usually sudden cardiac events is like the number one. Probably due to the heat but. But yeah, you know, it's just like old people. June 12, a 72 year old man died to extreme heat on the south kebab trail. Second incident involved a 67 year old man and a 68 year old woman. So yeah, old people, old people trying [00:17:52] Speaker B: to hike in the Grand Canyon because [00:17:57] Speaker A: they didn't or these. [00:17:57] Speaker B: Or did they get like. Do they wander too far off from the resorts where they're supposed to stay? [00:18:04] Speaker A: I mean there's not really resorts. [00:18:06] Speaker B: No, there's like campgrounds that are almost kind of like hotel esque things. Things and like you can be like bust around like kind of like within the park. [00:18:15] Speaker A: I mean like. [00:18:16] Speaker B: And those people must have wandered off from those designated areas. [00:18:20] Speaker A: You could. Yes. You can just like walk wherever the you want. [00:18:25] Speaker C: I think it's funny that like we naturally like when people get lost, they walk in circles. They seriously it, it's pretty funny. And like you know how we go counter, like counterclockwise. We all do the same way. We walk in circles the same way. [00:18:48] Speaker A: What I find insane is people can't tell directions from the sun. It's like that, that should just be like something you learn as a child. [00:18:58] Speaker C: Well, no, sometimes it just looks straight overhead. [00:19:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Give it some time. Use the shadows that are around you to be able to tell the direction of the sun. The shadows don't lie. So you use, you know, your shadow and the time of the day and you can tell if it's on the east or the west, you know, and know where you're going. So. Yeah. Or you know, get a compass. I mean. But yeah, I feel bad for these, you know, old people. That sucks. Maybe they're like me and they're like ah. We used the last for money for walking sticks and they just went out and you know, died in the Grand Canyon. Became somebody else's problem. Yeah, I feel like that would just be like too traumatic for like you know, people at the Grand Canyon. Like ah, God damn it. Now we can't go hiking because this guy, you know, jumped off. But I feel like if I jump into a volcano it's like yeah, you know. [00:20:09] Speaker B: Y' all ever go up to the hospital hot springs in like in Lake Tahoe? [00:20:15] Speaker A: No, but I've you know, walked across Lake Tahoe because we went to the [00:20:21] Speaker B: hot springs a lot. [00:20:23] Speaker A: We have hot springs here like a lot of them. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I know there are people in hot springs. [00:20:30] Speaker A: Yeah. No, we have, like, you know, kind of like obscure hot springs. [00:20:35] Speaker B: Yeah, no, I'm not getting in the water with other people in a hot spring because that. [00:20:44] Speaker C: Really. [00:20:44] Speaker B: It's human soup. [00:20:46] Speaker A: Yes, everything is human soup. [00:20:48] Speaker C: You've gotten into freaking spas with other people. [00:20:51] Speaker B: I know Courtney. [00:20:52] Speaker C: The same thing. [00:20:53] Speaker B: I know Courtney. And I was. [00:20:55] Speaker C: It was. [00:20:56] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I could never do that again. [00:20:58] Speaker C: Really? [00:20:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Courtney. I loved it so much, but I could never do that again. [00:21:04] Speaker A: That's why you heat up the water. All right, you find. Find you a little happy spot there, Mario. Ah, yeah. No. And now. Now we have some advice that we're gonna get into. All right, this one by Playboy Poppy. Ah. I'm so dying. My girlfriend went behind my back to get an outrageous car loan. My girlfriend had a 2018 F150 that had a coolant leak her father couldn't find. For the past year, her dad has been trying to convince her to get a new truck. Well, today I woke up to a text saying, you'll be mad, but I got a new truck. 2018 is a new truck. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. We had previous arguments about her wanting to get a truck, so I just told her to keep what she has now and considering. Considering it has 60,000 on the odometer and 10,000 left on the loan. So today, her father. Her and her father went ahead and got a 2026 RAM for 800amonth. [00:22:25] Speaker B: Whoa. [00:22:27] Speaker A: We are planning to get an apartment together sometime this year, but now that's kind of out of the window because she has to fork out a thousand before any bills can be contributed to. I'm taking this extremely personally and feels like a giant fuck you. I do whatever I want. Not that she can't, but she should have asked my opinion because I would have very strongly advised against it. But she went ahead and did the dumbest thing she could possibly done. Oh, I forgot to mention, she makes about $15 an hour cooking at a restaurant. I just need some advice and opinions on what I should do. I seriously saw myself building a future with this girl, but I thought she was way smarter than this. But now I just don't know [00:23:12] Speaker B: what other ages [00:23:15] Speaker A: it doesn't say. But I'm assuming in the 20s. You know, let's say 25s, you know, because 15 an hour working at a restaurant, yeah, that's garbage money. That's not money you make in your 30s. But yeah, a brand new truck making 15 an hour, like, but she and her dad. Her and her dad, like if her dad, you know, that is a very, A bad influence. [00:23:52] Speaker B: Well, we don't know anything about the dad. We just know that he is there. So we don't know how much, how much of the decision making process was done by her or done by him. [00:24:04] Speaker A: So, yeah, this girl needs to work 66 hours, you know, and that's not including, you know, any taxes that get taken out. So she probably has to work 8, 80 hours. So two weeks just to pay for, you know, the truck. And then the other two weeks, you know, you have a thousand dollars left. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Like this was a joint decision between two people. And I don't know how two people could have come to the same conclusion. Therefore, somebody had the idea and the other person did not get to make the decision. This is because, like my dad, like, not in this exorbitant manner, but remember how my dad saddled me with the Passat? [00:24:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:52] Speaker B: Without. He took. He like. So I got the money back for the truck because the insurance took it back. And so I was looking at cars like out in Folsom and stuff. And. And I'm going to be honest, I wasn't finding anything. My price range, like, I'm not going to deny that. But out of nowhere my dad's like, hey, I found this car. It has a leak. They won't. The guy says he can't fix it, so he's going to sell it for X amount of ca. I said, yes, and it's in your name. [00:25:20] Speaker A: I mean, you know, he. I'm like on Carvana looking at a 2019 Ford F150 super, you know, crew, you know, that has like the full size back seats and all that. Zero cash down and $449 a month. [00:25:39] Speaker B: Was she also. I feel like this may be also, but this kind of feels like it's been swindled too. If they went to a dealership. [00:25:46] Speaker A: Oh yeah, they. They have to go to a dealership to get something that. [00:25:48] Speaker B: Like that. You have to be swindled into that shit. Yeah, like that, that's here. [00:25:55] Speaker A: Here's a. [00:25:56] Speaker B: Here's a lot of unknown. And I see a bunch of ways how this has happened in a very unfortunate manner. [00:26:02] Speaker A: I mean, I would never buy any of these fucking trucks. These are all fucking garbage. [00:26:06] Speaker B: Yeah, of course it's fucking Fords, [00:26:14] Speaker C: But [00:26:14] Speaker A: yeah, no, it's, you know, let's see, let's take it all the way the down. Let's see what the cheapest Carvana has. Yeah. Nothing. I would Pay that goddamn money for holy. Yeah, yeah, I, I, I feel bad for this. Yeah. [00:26:48] Speaker B: There's so much important information missing. [00:26:52] Speaker A: Let's see what the comments say. Ages 15 an hour with an 800amonth payment. Run for your life. [00:26:59] Speaker B: I mean, OP is right to break up with her. I'm not denying that, but I'm just like wondering how on earth she and her father found themselves in that situation. [00:27:06] Speaker A: You can sleep in your car, but you can't drive a house. Let's see. Do not marry this person. Forget marriage. Do not move in with her. Do not come in her. [00:27:26] Speaker B: All of those are. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Dad is also a fool, apparently. [00:27:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:33] Speaker A: No, they, oh, this person. That is convincing as hell. I bet that was a calculated move to prevent his daughter from moving out. Oh, she can't pay rent if she owes, you know, silly money on a truck. [00:27:46] Speaker B: That, oh, that makes so much more sense than anything else because the way he said she and her dad, like her dad clearly was the one who made the decision. Like he was the, he, he controlled the decision. There was no decision for her to make because. [00:28:07] Speaker C: Wait, so did, did what say, say the comment again because I missed the middle. [00:28:13] Speaker A: Oh, I mean, nah, the dad is convincing as hell. I bet that was a calculated move to prevent his daughter from moving out. She can't pay rent if she owes silly money on a truck. [00:28:27] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, that might be true. True. Yeah. I was, I was quite honestly about to say, like it would depend on her situation because right now she probably isn't paying rent. Does it say she is? I don't think it. Right. [00:28:44] Speaker A: I doubt she is. [00:28:45] Speaker B: I mean, because they haven't moved together yet. Like they haven't moved in together yet. Yeah, that was the plan. But I'm sorry. She and her dad. It was dad. [00:28:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:03] Speaker A: You know. LOL. $15 an hour. She isn't going to be able to pay $800 a month. Assuming 48 hour work week. That means literally a third of her income before taxes every month. It's just going to be to the car payment. Literally a week and a half. Yeah. So, yeah, she, she's. And if anything ever happens to this [00:29:29] Speaker B: truck, like Daddy will just pay it off. [00:29:33] Speaker A: Yeah, hopefully. Maybe Dad's, you know. [00:29:35] Speaker B: Oh, he'll, no, he'll find a new trap for her. [00:29:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I, I've only met one other person that had that kind of a car loan and it was just dumb. I'm like, what, what are you gonna do if you lose your job? You lose your truck. Yeah, yeah. She didn't buy a truck. The truck bought her. Exactly. Yeah. Break up with her nude. You know, she didn't want to listen to you. I mean, she can maybe go sell that truck. You know, sell her original truck that has a coolant leak and, you know, get, like, a little hoopty. [00:30:23] Speaker B: Yeah, she needs to work harder to get out of that situation if she wants to. [00:30:28] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you can't really unwind a deal after it's already been done. The second it goes off the lot, you're. [00:30:33] Speaker B: Yep. [00:30:38] Speaker A: And then next one by just Simmons02 my neighbor keeps standing in my yard in the middle of the night, and it's getting creepy. [00:30:47] Speaker C: It. [00:30:47] Speaker B: It's getting creepy. [00:30:49] Speaker A: I don't know if this is the right sub to be posted, but around two weeks ago, I woke up late one night and went down for a glass of water, and I saw a figure standing in my front yard. I admit I got a little spooking crouched down, but I noticed it's just my neighbor. After getting a closer look, he wasn't, you know, even doing anything, really, just standing. I turned on the porch light and opened the front door, and he found he was already gone. I shrugged it off and went back to sleep. The next morning, I saw him getting into his car outside and ran out to ask him about the night before. He looked confused and told me he was asleep the whole night. Might be sleepwalking. That made me a little confused, too, because I swore I saw him, that I saw him outside. I told him I'd figure it out, and I went back inside. I didn't. It didn't happen again until last night. It seemed to be the same guy standing in the exact same place facing my house directly. I zoomed into my. His face with my phone camera to check, and it was 100% my neighbor. Anyone that anyone have any idea what can be causing the sleepwalking? I need to. I need some help before I go to my neighbor with this again. [00:31:59] Speaker B: Ew. [00:32:00] Speaker C: Ew. Ew. [00:32:00] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. You go to the police. [00:32:05] Speaker A: What you do is you. [00:32:07] Speaker B: You know, obviously to gather evidence, but you have to go. [00:32:10] Speaker C: Do. [00:32:11] Speaker B: Do not go to this individual. [00:32:13] Speaker A: Sprinklers. [00:32:18] Speaker B: He wants you to know. He wants you to be un. [00:32:23] Speaker C: Well, it could really be someone sleepwalking [00:32:27] Speaker B: in someone else's front yard. Yeah, like that individual. [00:32:33] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, there's people that sleep drive. [00:32:35] Speaker C: Yeah. No, there's one girl on the Internet. Like, she ends up, like, going, like. Can go like, a mile or two away from her home. [00:32:44] Speaker A: Yeah, she, like, Posts videos of herself all the time. It's hilarious. [00:32:49] Speaker C: Yeah, it's really funny. I used to sleepwalk too. I still do. The last time I. I know I did was like I knocked over my fish tank. Because I'd remember that if I was awake. Yeah, it was really. I was so freaking freaked out because like, some, like, how the. Did it end up like this? Like, and like I realized it when I came in one time. I knocked it over a little. Like, knocked it a little bit and I. It was the way I came in through the, the door and stuff naturally where I just bumped it. Yeah. [00:33:35] Speaker A: People are saying he's probably on ambient and it's causing sleep walking. [00:33:40] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:33:44] Speaker A: yeah. People are like, do not go outside with a screwdriver. You know, you don't actually need to figure out if he's sleepwalking tonight. Stay inside, lock the doors and windows. [00:33:53] Speaker C: Yeah, she just, she needs to get like a ring camera. That's what. [00:33:56] Speaker A: Oh no, there's a ring camera. Yeah, absolutely. Like, there's even a photo of them. [00:34:01] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:34:02] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:02] Speaker C: Then yeah, she should just tell him, hey, I have a photo of you on my ring cram while you're sleepwalking. And then if something else happens, like, she should. [00:34:10] Speaker A: I mean, like, what do. Do you know, if, you know, someone's [00:34:14] Speaker B: sleepwalking would have been an electric fence, [00:34:18] Speaker C: you know, just leave it alone. [00:34:20] Speaker A: What, what you do is you like put on your sprinklers, you know that just go in the middle of the night and just, you know, hit them with water and wake them up. Yeah, I, I feel like that, that, that's easy to do. Just, you know, have like a motion activated sprinkler. [00:34:38] Speaker B: No electricity is more fun. [00:34:43] Speaker A: Yeah, but you could kill them. But you know, so far that, you know, they've been updating, this is from three days ago. And there's like, you know, just a bunch of outdates, like, you know, we don't know. And now the dude's missing, you know, just outright missing. Just. [00:35:04] Speaker B: She called the cops. Like, what happened? [00:35:07] Speaker A: It's just like, yeah, it's been reported and you know. Update 7, this thread is getting long, but my neighbor's wife showed up to my door earlier and told me that he has yet to come home and she has reported him missing. He did not take his phone or car with him. That means he's out there somewhere on foot. This also means I'm probably the last person to have seen him. I'm thinking maybe I should have gone about things differently last night. Maybe I Should have just waited for the police before going outside. This is all driving me. [00:35:40] Speaker B: She did go out and confront him. [00:35:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:42] Speaker B: When? What happened? [00:35:43] Speaker A: Update 6. I. I woke up before my. The time my neighbor usually leaves, and I called the cops. I showed up and I showed him the pictures of him in my yard. Then I went over to his house. The guy wasn't even home. Apparently gone before his wife woke up. So she doesn't know he's where he is either. She seems like he didn't. Seems to me like he didn't go home after he left my yard. I talked to his wife myself. She says she noticed weird behavior, but mainly at night. Definitely something I would like to know since I'm sure, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, I mean, it's been. [00:36:38] Speaker B: Sorry, I didn't realize my phone wasn't on silent. [00:36:42] Speaker C: I didn't even hear it. [00:36:44] Speaker A: I did. So. Update 4. It's been like an hour. And I went outside calling the police. I called out my neighbor's name. He turned. [00:36:59] Speaker B: I have to step out. One of the people. [00:37:02] Speaker A: Okay. He started walking towards the house. And I was worried, so I went inside. I think he's on the porch and he is shaking a bit. He did not say a word to me, but the way he's walking is making me uneasy. This is something to call the police over again and I'll handle in more physical way. I mean, yeah, the eyes can be open while you're sleepwalking. It's crazy. So this is definitely like how a horror movie starts. You know, just like someone being, you know, creepy and just like standing there and like they're sleepwalking. And then, you know, they disappear and no one knows where they're at. And, you know, they just like, you just start seeing him just like random spots in public and back, you know, and then you turn around like, oh, there he is. And then he's like, not there anymore. Oh, this is such a great premise for a horror movie. I love it. Op probably doesn't love it because they're living it. But, you know, if I, you know, had more, you know, know, skill, I would make this into a hor movie. Be pretty easy to do. But now for Am I the? We'll do one Am I the. And then call it Am I the By. Let's see. Yeah, I have. I have two of them. They're both really good. By pitiful bike 7,788am I the? For being petty with my parents about my house. So I have been living in a one bedroom One bath house on my parents property for a year and a half now with cheap rent. The original deal was for me to stay until I was ready to move out or until me and my girlfriend marry. About half a year ago they changed that up and said until the end of the summer I'd have to get my own apartment so my sister, 17, female, could move in. This was not the original plan, so I had basically renovated the entire house to make it as comfortable as possible for me. Everything except for the oven, dryer and washing machine was either bought by me or someone gifted it to me. Because all this stuff is mine. I recently began moving things out gradually. Bookshelf, bed, one of the AC units, my trophy stands, etc. All I have left in this house is my TV work desk, which will be moved next week. My couch, fridge and microwave. Yesterday my parents entered my house while I was at work without asking or anything and then waited until I got home and argued with me about taking the stuff out of the house. I argued with them and said they as they said I couldn't take all the stuff because my sister would have nothing when she moves in. I told them that since either I paid for everything or that had the items gifted to me, they're mine to do with as I please. They called me an because my sister has nothing for the house and will have to buy everything while she barely makes any money. I told them that's not my problem, but theirs and she, they decided to change everything up last second, screwing me over. While I was also struggling with money and had my truck payments and bills, probably an 800 truck payment. They continued to call me names and said I was being petty and an asshole before leaving. I don't think I'm an asshole for taking my stuff with me. For context, they're normally really amazing parents, but the whole ordeal with the house is the worst I've ever seen. So am I. The so essentially OP was living in like a tiny little, you know, one bedroom, one bath house. Spruce that up. And you know, the parents like, all right, get the out at the end of summer. That way your, you know, sister can, you know, have a place to live. And then he's like, okay, cool. And then takes all his stuff. And then now the parents are fucking throwing a little hissy fit because the sister doesn't have shit. Yeah, no, you're not an asshole. That's your own shit. If your parents were willing to, you know, reimburse you for, you know, some of the stuff like the fridge or the Microwave then. Yeah, or like buy it off of you. That way you don't have to move it then. Yes, that makes it a whole lot easier. But you know, sometimes I'm back. So in short, this last post. Fucking Op's parents, you know, let him rent like a little one bedroom, one bath on the property. And he spruced it up with like fridge or microwave, all that cool shit. And they're like, okay, get the fuck out. At the end of summer and he took all his shit with him and now the parents are like total hissy. [00:42:25] Speaker B: Too bad. So bad. [00:42:27] Speaker C: They were asking for it. [00:42:29] Speaker A: Yep. [00:42:31] Speaker B: That's ridiculous. Absolutely not. [00:42:34] Speaker C: No. [00:42:35] Speaker A: Yep. Now you're sit stricken and learn the value of all that. [00:42:39] Speaker B: Oh, Op was supposed to make room for his sister. Yes, of course. [00:42:44] Speaker A: And then last time I by nil rem1, am I the for telling owners of dogs to off and have her dogs on leashes? [00:42:57] Speaker B: Absolutely not. [00:42:59] Speaker A: So I went to a plant nursery. I want to get prices on plants I want for the garden. Ten seconds after walking in, I get a text message from my wife finalizing where to meet friends for breakfast. I immediately get distracted with a dog zooming past me down the path and disarray disappeared around some bushes. I think to myself, owner's dog. And I think myself, owner's dog. And he keeps the dogs on the property to scare off the burglars, you know, birds and rats or something. I'm not phased by it and keep messaging my wife. Out of nowhere, a dog jumps on me, sniffs my phone and licks my hands and runs off and disappears again. Oh my God, I'm thinking, same dog. I look down and have paw prints on my jersey and jeans. I understand it's a pet and they do that. I have a dog. I understand. I try to dust it off. I keep walking and still messaging my wife. Out of the corner of my eye, a lady emerges walking towards me and she stops maybe 5 meters away from me and calls her dogs. I guess she noticed another customer is on the property and she wants to put the dogs on leads so they come towards her. One immediately comes towards me again and jumps on me. Now this is a nursery. It's outside, a little muddy from watering plants and stuff. And I look down and paw prints look a little worse now. No worries. The dog gets off me and walks towards the lady. I tell the lady. The lady tells the dog not to jump, but she makes no effort to put the dogs on leads. Now I start walking. I'm a little annoyed that and I guess she Sees that I'm annoyed again, I say nothing. She immediately turns around and says, ooh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I immediately turn around to her and told her this is not a dog park and that she should have her dogs on leashes. I keep walking away, not wanting confrontation, but what's done was done. She follows me and says, we mustn't get the little man upset because he woke up on the wrong side of the bed. This time, I turn around and I told her, fuck off. And I briskly walked towards an employee of the nursery. Yeah, I mean, if you're bringing your, you know, dog that's, you know, a hyperactive dog that's not well trained, you know, out to public, and you don't have a leash on them, you know, don't do that. Absolutely not. [00:45:32] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Dogs should be trained because dogs are domesticated. They're domesticated. If you're gonna. You owe it to train your domesticated animal because your domesticated animal is dependent on you for all his needs to be met. [00:45:52] Speaker A: You know, like, I. I have a few friends with dogs, and, you know, all their dogs are really well behaved. [00:45:58] Speaker C: Mm. [00:45:59] Speaker A: Like, they. They don't jump up, you know, and that's good. They'll ignore you unless you, you know, like, reach out and, like, interact with the dog, you know, directly. [00:46:11] Speaker B: You want well trained puppers with manners, you know, they want to have manners. [00:46:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:19] Speaker A: You know, like, this could have all been avoided if this lady didn't try and, like, instigate some other. [00:46:25] Speaker B: Yeah, no. OP was just like, okay. Like, OP is like. I get it. I get it, get it. Okay. This is too much. I'm. I would like to remove myself from situation before I get more worked up. And that's all OP was trying to do. [00:46:43] Speaker A: But, yeah, I mean, we. We can't, you know, blame, like, the golden retriever or whatever dog's fault at all. [00:46:48] Speaker B: Like, there are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. [00:46:52] Speaker C: Yep. [00:46:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Not the. You told her to off because she was being a condescending patron. Patronizing. [00:47:03] Speaker B: That's hilarious. [00:47:05] Speaker A: And it's like, no. He doesn't even say what happened after. Yeah, like, that's what I want to know. Like, did she get. [00:47:11] Speaker B: We don't know. But do we actually know that's the owner or do we know if it was a customer? [00:47:15] Speaker A: It was a customer. [00:47:16] Speaker B: Okay. So one would assume a nursery would not want someone's dog running around unleashed. I'm surprised she hasn't been asked to leave yet. [00:47:31] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you know, if you ever go to, like, a nursery, there's not a whole lot of people there, [00:47:38] Speaker B: but there's a lot of plants there. [00:47:41] Speaker A: Yep, there is, but you're talking about a nursery. [00:47:47] Speaker C: Nurseries that I go to are. Can be busy. [00:47:50] Speaker A: Yeah, but you're in California, babe. [00:47:52] Speaker B: You haven't gone to a single nursery with me out here. [00:47:55] Speaker A: What are you talking about? I go to nurseries all the time. It's not with you, obviously. [00:48:04] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:48:05] Speaker A: Home Depot has a nursery. You just don't like going to Home Depot with me. [00:48:09] Speaker B: I like going to Home Depot with you. [00:48:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Why would she? [00:48:16] Speaker B: I was just too excited to go to the fish store today. [00:48:21] Speaker C: Huh. [00:48:22] Speaker A: So. But with. With that, we're gonna go ahead and end this episode. We'll be back next week. Hopefully I'll be 100, you know, healthy. Doubt it, though. There's no such thing as 100 healthy. But we'll see you all then. Bye. [00:48:40] Speaker C: Bye.