The Truck Is Sick

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. This week your boy is sick. So I'm just gonna do a little tiny solo episode. You know, I powered through work this week, so, you know, I'm like it, but I don't know what I got. I'm just gonna, You know, hopefully get through this entire thing. Jesus Christ. I. I need to not be this sick. I've been like, coughing and I don't know, I'm not going to a doctor. Doctors are for. But I don't know what it's been like this week, but like, everyone's been shitty on the road and, you know. Oh yeah, this is a human podcast. I'm your host, Alex Truck. I'm just gonna do a solo episode so I don't expose my wife to this. So, yeah, I mean, like, yeah, everyone's been like, if you're going out on vacation and you're coming to a different state that you don't know, just, you know, move out of the way of people that are working, move out of the way of, you know, everybody else. I, I did want to do a whole thing on Spencer Pratt because he, he just put out a commercial. You know, let me actually pull that up because, you know, he, he did a great job on, you know, this dumbass commercial. And, you know, I guess he's just like a TV guy. I, I don't know much about this dude. He, he was like running for, you know, mayor in LA or some dumb like that. Let me pull up his. [00:02:20] Speaker B: My mission to save Los Angeles is coming to a close and I'm moving on to the next more interesting phase. Listen, I've spent a lot of time slaying everybody. I've ridiculed everyone on the roster. And I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I like to take the chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. You think you can get rid of me that easily? I know a lot of dim witted jerks thought I was in this for a grift. That I was going to roll up and leave town if I didn't get into City Hall. [00:02:45] Speaker A: It's just not fair. Morons. [00:02:47] Speaker B: I didn't get in this for political power. I got in this to expose this corrupt machine. And nothing has changed. You enjoy your worthless meetings in City Hall, Nikki. [00:02:55] Speaker A: You have all this information. You're running for mayor. Show what you're really about or get the fuck out of the race. [00:03:01] Speaker B: I want to be lighting you up every single day. And now I don't have to worry about offending CNN viewers. I don't have a campaign. Laws hamstringing me now. [00:03:08] Speaker A: It's war. [00:03:10] Speaker B: It's zero hour for Los Angeles. Angelenos are now stuffed with two morons responsible for all their problems. And they have to choose between dumb and dumber. That's not a ch. That's the machine protecting the machine. And now every problem that plagues Los Angeles because of these two corrupt communists is going to accelerate and the city will tumble headlong into the abyss. You have no idea how many major developers, hoteliers, business owners, entrepreneurs have been texting me saying they're packing up and leaving town. More of your favorite restaurants will be shuttering. That means less tax revenue. That means the city has to cut services. More potholes, less firefighters, less police patrols, more criminals, more drug addicts terrorizing your communities. And we haven't ended it. You have no idea how bad things are about to give for this city. Look at this place already. Weeds growing from every crack and crevice. Graffiti over every square inch of public space. Garbage, drugs, feces, burned up dogs, burned down towns, abandoned storefronts. This city is a mess. And you're about to reward the arsonist who torched a place with four more years of destruction. [00:04:07] Speaker A: I know. I mean, honestly, like you, you can't reburn a burnt city. Just, you know, it's fine now. You already got burnt once. Fuck it. Let's finish this. [00:04:21] Speaker B: My goal hasn't changed. I've been laser focused on stopping these commie animals and I will stop them. If you think we uncovered a lot of fraud and evil in the campaign, just wait. We have some recordings of one of your exalted candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame. I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon. Certify your choice. And then you get to see it. So, Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace? Hope you you sleep well at night over the next five months. Because you know who hasn't slept well at all for the last 17 months? My mom. All my neighbors in the Palisades. All the moms who worry about their kids walking past drug addicts in front of their schools. All the business owners getting crushed in the LA economy, worried that they can't stay in business and feed their kids. Angelenos have been struggling for years now. All while corrupt politicians and fraudulent NGOs profit off the misery and fleece us for the tax dollars. Well, now we're flipping the script. I want all of you awake at night sweating and worried about 5am when FBI blazers busts in the door breaking open your office. Because I assure you coming. You think your election was going to stop me? If you want to stop me, you're [00:05:25] Speaker A: going to have to kill me. And you know, that was his like whole like, you know, I'm bitter I lost the mayorship of la. Leave la, dude. Like, you're living in a little like Winnebag. Like you're living in like a slipstream, dude. Get the out of that shitty state altogether. Like, like let the rest of California burn. It's fine, you know, become a mayor that, you know, someplace that wants you become a governor, you know, if you want to, you know, make some changes. Yeah, California's corrupt, but yeah, it definitely comes off as, you know, I'm bitter I lost, you know, and you already knew it was going to happen. You already knew. It's la, you have no shot. You can't be a Democrat in LA or a Republican in la, dude, Democrats are only, only gonna win. Sorry. But, you know, good on you for trying. Good on you for putting forth the effort, you know. You know, put forth the effort, otherwise you cannot about. But, but you know, I, I, I like it, I don't live in California, so I don't give a, about any of that. And you know, I, I kind of want, you know, California just go fully Democrat. Every city, every, everything, you know, 100, you know, top to bottom, Just, you know, give it all to the Democrats and see what happens. And then we can just be pointing California, if it fails and be like, oh look, it failed. Or if it does really well, you know, the Democrats can point at California and be like, see, it works, you know, so just, just let California be like the, you know, poster child of democracy. But I don't really give a, especially about la, that place. But do a little bit of advice. I mean, I have like three advice things and then I'm just gonna end it because I, you know, sucks. All right, this is advice to, I yield to none. My ex died today. She died Young at 23. We ended it on all right terms, but I don't really know how, I don't really know the appropriate course of action from this point on. She was a great person, but we haven't been in contact recently. What should I do? You know, it's like, how long ago did you break up? You know, if it was like six months ago, you know, you can fucking show up to the Funeral. But if it's like, yeah, I dated her when we were like, 16. It's like, all right, you know, you can still show up to the fucking funeral. Like, no one's gonna fucking stop you, you know, no one, you know, should ever be like, well, you can't fucking show up to the funeral because, you know, you didn't know her enough. It's like, off. If you knew someone for, like, a day, you can choke to their fucking funeral, you know, no one should ever stop someone from, you know, showing up like that unless they're, like, coming up drunk and being a problem. But this person, Sunshine in Detroit. Plan a trainer name, write a letter to her, send a note to her parents, attend if you want. This is mainly for you. And if you'd like to get some closure and. And I do like that answer. You know, it's like, you know, you. You ended it on all right terms. And, yeah, it does suck when, you know, someone, you know, dies and, you know, it's been happening a lot lately. And, yeah, you're just gonna, you know, that. That will happen, you know, so, you know, with someone you. You did love and, you know, deal with it in your own way, that. That sucks, though. Yeah. Let's see what other people said. Let's see. Reach out to our family, Offer your condolences, pray for them. My ex and I ended on great terms after many years. She. She went to my mom's funeral. I really appreciated it, if you're on decent terms. And she was a great person. As you say, attending a funeral is a really nice gesture. Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I. I don't keep up with my exes. I'm married now, so, you know, I have no idea what the they're doing, and I don't, you know, really care because, you know, I'm, you know, here for, you know, my wife. And, you know, that. That's just, you know, really it. So, Yeah, I mean, there's gonna be a lot of people in your life that, you know, come in and, you know, kind of leave, and you just, you know, have so much going on those just, like, pass away and you're like, you won't even know it. You know, there's someone you could have worked with, you know, I've been, like, good friends with, and then, you know, they went on to a different career, and you just haven't talked to them in years and years and years. And, you know, they probably died three years ago and you just don't even know. Died in, like, a Car accident or some crazy. And it's like, oh, yeah, I've had the. You know, oh, yeah, that dude died, like five years ago. I'm like, oh, that's crazy. You know, and it makes it, you know, easier. So, you know, like, when it's like, you. You've had, like, that, you know, separation, it's like, all right, cool, we're good. You know, you just, like, send up a little prayer for him, like, you know, rest in peace, bud, and that's it. So. But yeah, on to the next story or on the next Device. By realistic kiwi7688. Every guy is left with struggles to stay hard. You know, yeah, that. That, like, after you Yoon jizz, your penis goes soft. But ouch. After reading the title, it hurts a little. Basically, I'm a female, 25. Every guy I've slept with for the first time with them, they always struggle to stay hard. We always end up giving up. I really don't mind that it happens. I've been supportive and respectful. But now it's the third time it's happened, and I wonder, is it me? Each guy has been very into me. I get praised and worshiped, foreplay on both ends, and have been very amazing. They listen to me and what I want. I do the same for them. But as soon as it comes to penetration, they always go soft. Later on, when the relationship progresses, it isn't much of an issue. My first boyfriend had issues, but we're young and we. When we were together, so I brushed that off. The second, more recent partner was a virgin until being with me, male, 25, and really had issues. I had to wait three months into a sexual relationship before he could stay hard to have initiation sex with me. And I recently tried to sleep with a male, 34, but he also had the same issue. Is it me? Can anyone explain? What. What is it? I'm almost done. Okay, then we can go snuggle. Well, I mean, I. I don't know. You and a. Could be nerves or. Or, you know, it could be something that, you know, the men are polite just not to say, like, you could have like a. An odor about you. And that could just be like, you know, kind of take them out of it, you know, and there's. I'm sure there's been too many people in these comments that are gonna, you know, not be. They're gonna try and tiptoe around that. But, you know, if you have, like a, you know, odor or a stink about you, you know, it's like you know, just like not the dude's thing, you know that. That's just what that is. Yes. Mo, I'm almost fucking done. Can I like finish this up? Yeah. I mean, okay, yeah, come here. Come fucking cuddle then. Come. Come get head pets. I love you, baby girl. Yeah, there's, there's a million issues, you know, like when you're young. Yes. It's gonna fucking, you know, dudes, you know, be soft, you know, talking up all that. Especially if like they recently jacked off, you know, it's like, oh, look, you're, you know, it takes a minute for them to, you know, come right back. But you know, somebody said, you said later, when the relationship progresses, this isn't an issue. So I doubt it's important thing. Based off of that, it seems like you had three back to back experiences with guys nervous at the first time sleeping with you. But yeah, I mean, it could be, you know, anything. Yeah. You know, especially if it's, you know, like right off the bat. If it's like, you know, third date, you know, all right, we're banging, it's like, oh, shit, okay. You know, and you just kind of go for it. And someone said, maybe you're insanely attractive and that's intimidating. And someone said, you know, this is Reddit. All right. Oh, someone did ask the question. Good. If you don't mind me asking, what do you look like? I'm inclined to think for the first two as nerves, maybe a little more. But if you're conventionally hot and confident, it can be intimidating for some. I find the idea of confidence very attractive. I'm not. And then the op says, I'm not too sure how to describe myself. I'm tall, 5 foot 9, slender build, very pale skin. Gender? Shoulder length there with a fringe, freckles. And I dress on the more alternative side. I'm very confident in bed and I also find confidence attractive. Maybe that can translate into nerves for the other person. So, yeah, I mean, it could be, you know, really anything. Yeah, you, you'll be, you know, fine. You're still 25. I'm sure, like this guy is not going to be like the one and only. So, yeah, you're just gonna, you know, hey, you know, I'm sure life for, you know, people like you is a blizzard of bad dick until you find the right one. You know, that's just really what it is. You'll find the right one and then for the last one by sour sugar, you know, lesbian. But I have a crush on a guy and it's making me insane. So I, female, 20, have identified as a lesbian for a few years now. It's a big part of my decision to identify that way because I was essayed by a man in high school and since then I haven't felt an attraction to men. I'm sorry that happened to you. That fucking sucks. Well, recently I met A man, male, 20, at a friend's birthday party and something shifted. I am normally well reserved from touching anyone because of my trauma, especially men, but something about this guy immediately put me into a sense of safety that I haven't felt in a long time. He was and continues to be extremely respectful of my boundaries, which I expressed early on because I felt safe around them. Since then, I've been. Since then, him and I have been very physically close, holding hands, hugging, being carried around by him at some points, and at one point sitting in his lap, which is all crazy to me, but it's making me feel increasingly attracted not only to his personality, but him physically, which is crazy because I considered my type to be very feminine people, and he is extremely masculine with a beard. That works out daily. We have also been very flirty with each other consistently, and I can't tell if he's joking when he says he wants to do things with me. Anyway, at this point in the post, I like to figure out if I should pursue something with him or if this feeling is just what it feels like to find a safe man in the sea of unsafe ones. If there's any more info needed, please ask. I have so much to say about him. He's very kind. My mind is on my mind very often. Too long. Didn't read. I don't know how to feel for this man, romantic or not. Should I wipe him up if it is? So here's the thing. I mean, you. You might be, you know, bi. You know, your sexual preferences can change. You can, you know, like, pizza one day and then, you know, make, oh, I'm a vegetarian the next. It's fine. You, you know, your preferences can change. Everything can change. And just, you know, you found, like, a good dude. You know, there's. There's a fucking sea of really fucking shitty men out there, and it fucking sucks. But yeah, I mean, yeah, you. You could have, like, found like, a genuinely, you know, nice dude and you can just be like, oh, yeah, I want to, you know, pursue something with this and see where it goes. And, you know, it could be really great for you, be really healing. I. I do suggest going to therapy, finding a good Therapist. And yeah, not. Not writing off every man because, you know, one did something awful. But yeah, I mean, that. That. That's. But yeah, I mean, like, hopefully this is, you know, like a little love story, and this man just, you know, ends up, you know, being super nice and very respectful for you, and then it turns into like, a little love story and you're like, ah. Then you get married and, you know, he takes care of you for the rest of your life. That. That's very sweet, but you never know. I mean, this could come up, you know, something awesome. But, you know, you don't have to, you know, sit here and, you know, back. This is what I am. I am, you know, this thing and, you know. Yeah, like, yes, like, currently, you know, for me, I am a, you know, a trucker. You know, a trucker that is married, and I'm gonna stay married for the rest of my life till my wife kills me. And. Just kidding. And. But, you know, I might, you know, switch over, become an electrician or something like that. You know, I don't know. I don't know what the future holds, you know, like. But, you know, in my head, I'm like, oh, maybe for the rest of my life, you know, I'll be a trucker. You know, but if. If a good opportunity comes and it's like, hey, do you want to become an electrician? You know, we can, you know, get you paid up pretty good. And I'm like, okay, cool. I might. I might just go study the book and, you know, see how fast I can get, like, my journeyman's license and, you know, all that going. And, you know, get some actual work experience. I. I don't know. So. But. But this is, you know, the beginning of a cute little story, and I love it. So. But that. That's gonna be it for this week. I will see you all next week. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sick this week. Hopefully I'll be better by next week. I think next week is Father's Day. Let's see. Yep. Next Sunday is going to be Father's Day, so call your dads or whatever. Bye.