Vegas Baby

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human podcast. We are here in Las Vegas. [00:00:09] Speaker B: Yep, I met them here. [00:00:11] Speaker A: 01:00 a.m. i fucking drunk. [00:00:15] Speaker B: It is 126, guys. [00:00:17] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:00:17] Speaker B: Shit. [00:00:18] Speaker C: So late. [00:00:19] Speaker A: So late. Yeah, let's just go ahead and jump into this. So a couple days ago, I'm gonna start with this. My car got shot to shit. [00:00:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:00:36] Speaker A: I have to fucking talk. This has been bugging me and has fucked me over. I am so, like, I can't imagine. [00:00:47] Speaker B: He'S been keeping this car that's kind of old that, like, just has kind of sentimental value to him, I think, like. [00:00:57] Speaker C: Like, no, okay. [00:01:01] Speaker A: But, like, every time I think I'm at acceptance, I'm like, I'm not at acceptance. Like. Like, I ignore the car. I get home, I'm like, you know, I'm not gonna look at it. I've been taking my bike to work. It's been fine. It's been like 70 degrees. But, like, the second I get home, I have to fucking deal with this shit. [00:01:25] Speaker B: I know, right? [00:01:26] Speaker A: Like, I know reality is gonna come. [00:01:28] Speaker B: How long have you had that vehicle? [00:01:32] Speaker A: Years. Like, multiple. Multiple fucking years. Like, probably five fucking years, Alex. [00:01:40] Speaker B: It's way more than five. [00:01:41] Speaker C: It is so much more than five. Wasn't that Ben's car at one point? [00:01:46] Speaker A: Yeah, Ben bought it and then he fucking. [00:01:48] Speaker C: And how long ago did Ben move away? [00:01:50] Speaker A: I don't know exactly. [00:01:51] Speaker B: Like, I've. I moved away after Ben. Like a year after Ben. And I've been living in Southern California for, like, at least three years. I feel like. [00:02:03] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, definitely, I've. It's just sad. I'm, like, fucked. [00:02:14] Speaker B: He was supposed to get rid of that when I moved, and he was gonna sell it, and he never did any. Held onto the car. [00:02:22] Speaker A: Eight car. It's a 98 Honda Accord, five speed. It runs like a fucking dream. [00:02:29] Speaker C: No, it doesn't. It's dead. And you can't figure out why? [00:02:33] Speaker B: Oh, my God. He supposedly know. What? He supposedly knows why. [00:02:41] Speaker A: I haven't done a single cheap fix on it. [00:02:44] Speaker B: Yeah, you have flashy thingies and TikTok. [00:02:46] Speaker A: I said, I'm going to. And then fucking bullet holes fucking decided up here on my fucking car. And so I'm like, well, okay, the battery was dead before the battery because I drove my bike. I. [00:03:08] Speaker B: You know what, guys? So my battery, I. So my battery died, and I got a new battery, and then it, like, did not start again after that. I took him to mechanic. Great mexican guy. He kept it for like a fucking week. He finally figured out like it was a weird like problem within like some type of electronic problem. [00:03:37] Speaker C: Have you been bamboozled? [00:03:41] Speaker B: No, no, no, it works again. No, no, Alex, it, it wouldn't start after the next day after I drew like if I drove it just around the street. It didn't start. Like I went to it started and I took it to the, to the place to, to have some guy look at it and he's like, yeah, you should take it to like an electrician. And he couldn't figure out what it was and so I took, I had kept it on, it wasn't the alternator. It was like a weird, like it's on the paperwork what it was, but like it was a weird thing that he needed to fix. And like there's been no problem since driving it, starting it or anything like that because it kept on going dead and it's not dead anymore. And that's the proof. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Guys. [00:04:41] Speaker B: I don't know what it was, it was technical there. Like he couldn't figure it out for a while and he had to like have it for like a few days before he could figure out what it was. And he was like looking, he test drove it like and got stuck in traffic. I felt so bad. [00:05:02] Speaker C: Do you feel like she was taken in or. No. [00:05:05] Speaker A: How much do you spend on this? [00:05:06] Speaker B: 300 and something. But like it, it doesn't die anymore. There was a problem with it. [00:05:14] Speaker A: I mean like the problem got fixed. Was it worth 300 to you? [00:05:19] Speaker B: Yeah, cuz I figured that's what it would cost. [00:05:23] Speaker A: I mean then you didn't get bamboozled. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Yeah, like I figured any electrical problem, it was gonna be super annoying to deal with. Like it could be anything. Like you were. I talked to you about it too and it's. You said it could be really hard to figure out, especially if it's electrical issue, what it was. And like I left it. I kind of didn't give him a choice actually. I just left it with him. I didn't give him a choice, Alexe. I just left it with him. Like I have some dental work that I need to do. I can pick it up quite nicely. And he fixed it for me. He's like, yeah, I finally figured it out and like he fixed it a day later. [00:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah, guys, like figuring out puzzles. [00:06:10] Speaker B: Yeah, it was great. [00:06:12] Speaker C: Tetris. [00:06:13] Speaker A: Yeah, it's not even just tetris. It's just like, you know, how does this, like we'll take apart the remote control bake. How does the remote control work. [00:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:23] Speaker A: And I do know, like, I can, you know, look at a remote control and imagine what the inside looks like, and it's warranty. [00:06:30] Speaker B: He said, like, before certain mileage and stuff, and before a certain amount of time, if it happens within, like, three months or, like, a certain mileage, that he would fix it again. So that was fine. And it's on the paperwork that I signed when I paid. Excuse me, guys. Excuse me. So actually, we have an annoying story. When. So we were stupid and didn't eat when we went to MalWOLf. And so we waited until we got back, and when we ordered our food took freaking forever because of, like, it was a new thing and the door dash driver had gone to the wrong address. [00:07:20] Speaker A: Let me tell the story. [00:07:21] Speaker B: Okay. Okay, you can tell the story. [00:07:24] Speaker A: You know, we got back, and I'm like, okay, we can just fucking order door dash instead of going out to eat. I'm like, this will be fucking easy. And so I go down and fucking drink because I'm pissed off. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:37] Speaker A: I'm like, I need to fucking cool down and get some drinks. To me, I get fucking three audio says fucking thrown down the gullet. I'm like, oh, yeah. And so I come back up, we order fucking burgers. Like, I fucking play the, you know, elimination game with both the girls, and they're like, oh, you know, I don't like Chinese that much. I don't want, you know, eventually lands on burgers. And so I order burgers, and it's like, it'll be here in 20 minutes. I'm like, cool. [00:08:12] Speaker B: It turned out to be like. So it said it would take 50 minutes, and then it took a while. [00:08:19] Speaker C: Like, wasn't it like an hour and a half? [00:08:22] Speaker B: It was an hour and a half, I think. [00:08:24] Speaker A: So, like, they go downstairs and they get their drink on. [00:08:28] Speaker C: We're just as pissed. [00:08:30] Speaker B: And, yeah, we ordered, like, two drinks right before they closed and then got. Because I don't drink. I. Because of my stuff. I have stomach issues. I don't drink. And I got. It was great. [00:08:44] Speaker A: I come back up to the room, I'm like, fucking falling asleep in a bath. Like, probably gonna die cuz I'm drunk in a bath and I'm just having a great fucking time. My wife comes in the room, she's like, you know, Courtney has called you a bunch of times and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. My gosh. And so I, like, look down and the dude has messaged me, like, seven minutes ago. He's like, dude, I can't find this fucking restaurant, you know? Holy shit. And then like, two minutes before that, he's like, found the restaurant, you know, we're all good. Yeah, I'm gonna go pick it up and we're. I'm gonna head on over to you. I'm like, dude, that's amazing. Just, you know, being nice to him. I'm like, I understand. Shit happens. [00:09:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:30] Speaker A: Having a great time. Cuz I'm just fucking in the bath. I'm just like. [00:09:34] Speaker B: And we're three sheets, so wind already. [00:09:37] Speaker A: Know the girls are downstairs. I'm like, you're gonna have to, like, just look for a girl with a pink or pink hair and, like, blue dress. [00:09:44] Speaker C: Did a timer work? [00:09:46] Speaker A: No, the fucking timer fucking, like, did nothing. [00:09:49] Speaker B: Alex, we woke him up when we came with the food. [00:09:53] Speaker C: I know, but, like, I told him that a timer for ten minutes in Texas. Again, I did text you with the ten minute mark. [00:09:59] Speaker B: Oh, he did text me updates. I think the timer works. I don't know if it was the timer, though. I don't think it was the time. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Try to keep awake and just keep. Yeah, as much as I could. [00:10:11] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah, we found him, kicked him out of the bath. We all. They scarf down their food. I had only half my burger. And then me and Alex ended up going. It was like, I love the hotel bath. It's like, you know how it's like, not drape deep at your home bath? The freaking hotel bath. It was a two. [00:10:33] Speaker A: Turn me out of the bath so they can have a bath. We want a bath now. I'm like, fuck. Okay. [00:10:39] Speaker C: Yeah, it was so good. [00:10:41] Speaker B: And I had sprained my ankle before, so it felt amazing. Like, I'm able to move it again. Oh, shit. Now I can't. Oh, well. But I was able to move it. Oh, wait. Yeah, I can in certain issues, but speaking of which, the stupid doctor didn't want to give me an MRI and only gave me a freaking x ray. And, like, I think there's something wrong internally because I've definitely. I've broken this foot, like, twice, and the freaking sprain hurts, like, and it's been like, two weeks. Stupid doctors don't listen. [00:11:21] Speaker A: That's why I don't go to doctors. Like, as a man, I just. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Yeah, you need to go to the. [00:11:26] Speaker A: Doctor, deal with the pain. [00:11:27] Speaker B: I'm like, okay, so my dad wouldn't have kid, like, as many kidney stones if he'd freaking talked to his doctor. And, like, now he has to have, like, two to three surgeries to freaking remove the kidney stones and he's got, like, a stent in right now. [00:11:46] Speaker A: I thought he was, like, paraplegic. Just, like, make it to where he can't feel that area of his body. [00:11:52] Speaker B: No. So he's been paralyzed for so long, the sensation comes back. Like, he can feel, like, a lot more than he used to. And it really sucks because, like, he's been stupid and he's probably broke. Like, he's hard on his feet. Like, he has, like, he's hit them indoors and probably broken them, like, mil a ton of times. And he, like, keeps on feeling pain in them now. And, like, like, of course you're. You. You're getting sensation back. Cause they, like, he. They do touch test on you. And he has more sensation now. So now he's just feeling all the damage that he did when he couldn't feel it. So it's quite funny because when he first got paralyzed, he was supposed to be paralyzed from the neck down. That's. He was supposed to be paralyzed like that. He wasn't supposed to have kids or anything like that. And, like, I think with. Within ten to 15 years, he got back his, like, arm movement. And his hands, they're like, kind of like lobster. Like, you know, they. They can contract and, like, extend, but they can. You don't have movement like normal, you know, but he can grip stuff and stuff like that. And, like, it's gotten better progressively. And, like, just depends on how much he, like, does stuff. As long as he does stuff, then it, like, gets better. [00:13:33] Speaker A: But I mean, imagine, like, he's, like, just able to, like, walk one day. He's like, the power of Jesus. And it's like, no, God. The power of silence. [00:13:44] Speaker B: No. He's gotten so much more religious that he is. Like, he keeps on crapping on the music now because that's not wrong on that fucking muse. [00:13:56] Speaker A: Like, the top 100 in America right now. Garbage. And I'm 33. Garbage. Nothing in the top 100 right now on the american Spotify channels is good. Garbage. Garbage, garbage. [00:14:09] Speaker C: Are you finding yourself as garbage? [00:14:11] Speaker A: I don't listen to top 100 bullshit. [00:14:13] Speaker B: I don't. I listen. I like some of the songs, but I, like, listen to a ton of different music. Like, and some of it has profanity, some of it doesn't. And, like, every single time, like, he goes, oh, why does it have profanity? It's like, it degrades the music and it's like, it's expression still. I mean, if you want to fucking cuss, why don't you fucking cuss, dude? [00:14:42] Speaker A: I do all the time. [00:14:44] Speaker B: Exactly. So you have anger management issues. [00:14:49] Speaker A: Sometimes I have anger when people do not listen. [00:14:57] Speaker B: And then, Alex, they hear you, they just disagree with you. [00:15:02] Speaker A: It's like, hey, you know, I'm gonna do something this way. And they're like, well, you could do it the more inconvenient way. It's like, oh, no, that's awful. [00:15:15] Speaker B: That's Alex. Was it more convenient to have. To freaking have Alex drive? [00:15:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:22] Speaker B: Versus just doing an Uber and you cussing out a storm, trying to clear the back seat for me to be able to sit in your car, which was loaded with stuff from you guys doing a cross country camping. And, no, it wasn't your way. [00:15:40] Speaker C: Yeah, we did things your way. [00:15:43] Speaker B: It's okay. [00:15:43] Speaker A: Yeah, worked out. [00:15:44] Speaker B: We did it. [00:15:45] Speaker C: It did not. [00:15:46] Speaker B: It worked out. It was fine. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Now I have fucking ways to charge all my shit, and now we're gonna be able to have a bed when we go to sleep tomorrow. [00:15:58] Speaker B: You've done it either way. Yeah, well, it's just I think you had, like, tunnel vision and, like, could only see it. [00:16:08] Speaker A: I also don't like certain way hot. [00:16:10] Speaker B: Well, Alex, we were still hot. [00:16:14] Speaker A: You girls are like, you know, oh, the water's not boiling. Fucking put water on a pot and put it on the stove. [00:16:23] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. We weren't like that. Yeah, we're talking shit. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Like, you're like, oh, the hotel water isn't hot enough. How can we make it hot? [00:16:41] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. No, actually, the hotel water was super nice and hot, and then I had to make out. I had to add cold water. Cause Alex likes the water super hot. Cause she's freaking weirdo. [00:16:56] Speaker A: Yeah, you're both weird about it. [00:16:58] Speaker C: Okay, now, after you left the shower, I had one shower nozzle strike cold, and the other water nozzle was straight cold. [00:17:05] Speaker A: The other shovel, I like. [00:17:07] Speaker C: I am doing my best. [00:17:09] Speaker B: Whatever, Alex. Quite honestly, over here is like falling asleep. Girl. Alex is no girl. Alex was falling asleep for a second. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Yeah. It's 130 in the morning. [00:17:21] Speaker B: Yeah. What time are we gonna try to get up, guys? [00:17:25] Speaker A: Our time. It's like 230 in the morning. [00:17:27] Speaker B: You guys should try to get up at 09:00 so one time is checkout. Ten. [00:17:32] Speaker C: Yeah, we need to be up by name. [00:17:34] Speaker B: I wonder what my checkout is. I need a call. I need a. When I return, I need to ask them. They have, like, a kiosk thing, so maybe I can do it through the kiosk. [00:17:48] Speaker A: That's for check in. [00:17:49] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:17:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:52] Speaker B: Well, they have a thing where you can return the keys. [00:17:55] Speaker A: What time is checkout at Treasure island? What time is checkout at Treasure island? [00:18:02] Speaker C: You haven't seen a pirate at all, right, Alex? [00:18:05] Speaker B: We haven't really been looking for one. And I saw, like, I actually, now that I think about it, have you ever seen the Goonies movie, guys? [00:18:15] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:18:17] Speaker B: There was a pirate in there. They had freaking Goonies slot machines. There did. [00:18:23] Speaker A: Sloth. [00:18:25] Speaker B: Slot machines. [00:18:27] Speaker A: Sloth machines. I love it. [00:18:29] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Sorry, guys. [00:18:33] Speaker A: Let's see. Do you still have pirate shows? No, sorry. We discontinued the sirens of Treasure island pirate battle October 2013. [00:18:45] Speaker B: Now they've got, like, Cirque du Soleil or something there. Like, I went back, I went past it and, like, they. They're the ones that do it for the Cirque du Soleil. Okay. Treasure island check out. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Thank you. See, like, this is, like, difficult to, like, podcast. Like, when you're, like, dead tired. Like, no. Why am I so tired? But it's the fucking worst. But there will be bonus content because I'm sure, like, this episode will probably only go, like, 30 minutes. Like that. That's my goal, is, like, reach 30 minutes. [00:19:29] Speaker C: I have fairy wings. [00:19:30] Speaker B: I think we've already reached 30 minutes. [00:19:33] Speaker A: We've reached 19. I'm really. Yeah. Oh, my God, guys, my wife. Okay. And so today we are at Meow Wolf, and this is area 15. And my wife sees this backpack that has, like, butterfly wings in the back. It's very cute, very adorable. And, you know, she comes running over with it after we lose her trying to get into meow Wolf. And she's like, I got fairy wings. I'm like, oh, very cool. Thinking she's already paid for it because, you know, meow Wolf and Area 15 are separate entities. [00:20:12] Speaker C: I thought they were the same because there was the mega market. [00:20:15] Speaker A: I know, I know it's confusing, but so I'm like, oh, cool. She paid for it. Neat. And so I'm just sitting there and then she's like, I need to go pay for this. I'm like, what? Have you just stolen that? [00:20:30] Speaker C: I thought we were at Megan Mark and you. Cause I picked the backpack fairy wings. And then I was picking stuff at the store and you were like, no, we pay when we check out at the start to doing the whole thing. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool. I'll pay for my fairy wings. [00:20:45] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. How much were your fairy wings, Alex? [00:20:50] Speaker A: It was probably $90. [00:20:52] Speaker C: It was not. [00:20:52] Speaker B: No, it actually wasn't. I think it was like 69 or. [00:20:56] Speaker C: Like, okay, it was 64 after tax. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Okay, I thought so. Now, that's. I thought it was much more. I thought it was like 69 or 79. It was 64. [00:21:12] Speaker C: Okay, we're 70. I would not have been seduced enough by it. [00:21:16] Speaker B: Okay, now I have fairy wings, all right? [00:21:21] Speaker A: But we do have an. Am I the asshole? Let's just. We do jump right into this by user choice underscore probably something else. Am I the asshole for getting mad at my wife for having an abortion after I told her I didn't want kids? Let me just get this out right now. Dude. From your title? Yes. You're an asshole. Your wife did you a fucking solid. Abortions these days are not easy or cheap fucking. She went out fucking, did what she needed to do, took the pill or fucking, you know, had it taken apart inside her belly. She do a good thing, you know, do not live. Look this gift horse in the mouth, but let's read on. I have been happily married to my wife Claire for about three years now. I love this woman to pieces. What does that even mean you love her to pieces? What, are you going to chop her up, you fucking psycho? I don't want to get sentimental, but she is truly the other half, and I cannot marry another woman. Even now. Before we got married, I made the choice, or I made the stance on children clear I didn't want the. She agreed. [00:22:58] Speaker B: Do you want me to read it? [00:23:00] Speaker A: Can you? [00:23:02] Speaker B: Yeah. So where did you leave off? I'm so sorry, guys. [00:23:08] Speaker A: You know, before we got married. [00:23:10] Speaker B: Okay, so before we got married, I made my stance on children clear I didn't want any. She agreed in the moment, and I thought that was that. About a year and a half into our marriage, she brings up the question of children again. She asks me if I want kids. I say no, I don't. She asks, she hums. And we go back to what we were doing before. I paraphrased, it wasn't a conversation so much. That was an odd question this time around, but I didn't think anything of it. We had a very robust sex life, but always took the necessary precautions. She has the implant, and I use the condom around 90% of the time, so I wasn't worried. So you don't take the necessary precautions all the time. Her bookshelf recently broke, so I ordered a new one. I wanted to build it as a surprise and put her books up on it for when she came home. While going through them, I noticed an old journal of hers. I immediately smiled and flipped through it. When we were in college, she carried around. It was a future planning notebook of sorts. If she wanted something in life, she'd draw out exactly what she envisioned. Add clip ins, the whole nine yards. Manifestation, if you will. She had shown me it in college after declaring that she wanted to pursue her doctorate. And I remember being stunned at the attention to detail. I mean, we were only sophomores, and she knew exactly what she wanted to do, what she wanted to study, and where she would take herself. It made me feel out of debt. I like it. I liked it. Anyway, I flipped through the journal, reminiscing about the past. I hadn't expected that there to be any new entries, at least not anything recent that I hadn't expected experienced with her. But as I opened it up, I saw something I never thought I'd see. It was a section dedicated to pregnancy and baby prep. She had researched prenatal vitamins, options in our area, had images of cradles, etcetera. Is only two pages, but I remember being feeling so sick. And in my head. There was only one reason she'd put that in a journal like this. She wanted kids. Naturally, I was torn up. I kept myself. I had been upfront about what I wanted. And if she hadn't, that was her fault. But the thought that she'd secretly been suffering because of me, that she was holding herself back from life. She wanted to please me. I couldn't stand it. I confronted her about it as soon as we came home, and I found out the situation was a lot worse than I thought. Clara did indeed want kids, but claimed she wanted our relationship more and was okay with compromise. I asked her a million times if she was sure. I really wanted her to be honest and not feel like she had to hold anything back. She insisted that not having children wasn't a deal breaker for her. But I kept pushing. I couldn't understand. She put something that wasn't that important to her in the journal. In the midst of our conversation, she dropped the bomb. She told me she had an abortion a year and a half ago. Offered up the information like I should have been relieved. Like it was the proof she needed to convince me that she meant what she said about children not being a deal breaker. I can't describe what I felt in that moment, what I'm still feeling. What I can say is that I have never blown up my wife the way I did that night. I didn't put my hands on her. I would never put my hands on her. But it was not a pretty exchange. I just remember feeling hurt that she hadn't consult me on such an important decision that she went and had such a life altering procedure without discussing it with me that I didn't even fucking notice that it happened. I mean, those things have side effects, right? She should have been bedridden for days afterwards in physical and emotional pain. How could I have not seen the signs? I'm still beating myself up about it. If I remember her asking me if I want kids, but nothing about her emotional state for the rest of that week when she should have had the procedure done. How much can I really claim to care about her? I don't want children. I still don't. But I'd rather chew my left arm off than make her have an abortion. Even more so now after she's told me she isn't really against having kids the way I am. I'd happily raise a kid if it meant she didn't need to go through something so drastic. I've been staying with my sister for the last week and a half. I needed space to think, so I left. I want to see her, to ask if she's okay, but I don't know what to do or say. I'm still unbelievably angry at her and at myself. I don't want to yell at her again. I think the first time around scared her pretty badly. And I don't want to repeat that my scissors thinks I'm being petty, punishing my wife or something. I would have agreed with regardless, but I wouldn't have fucking agreed. I don't know. Am I the asshole? [00:28:19] Speaker A: No. Yeah, not at all. That. That guy. [00:28:26] Speaker B: So the thing is, though, Dave, are you even awake? [00:28:30] Speaker C: I'm processing. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Yeah, she. It's. It's different. So he, you know, vasectomies come up. So the. He said that. Let's see. Well, there's stuff where he, like, has responded to comments, and I think he's just reposted. Just answering some of the questions, like why he was in her journal, which, like, they made part of it together. And so, like, he was part of the process of making the journal. And they've gone, like, he's gone through it when she wasn't, like, with her permission. So he's done it before. He just hasn't done it lately or, like, in a really long time since they've been in college. So, like, he mentions a vasectomy, but, like, it's, let's see. So he says, I didn't get a vasectomy because I'm not sure that I don't want kids. Ten to 15 years down the line. I don't, I am positive I don't want them at the current moment, but I'm 27. Opinions and circumstances changed. And it's supposedly, he says it's a reversible, but, like, it's marketed as like, a permanent surgery and sometimes it isn't reversible. So the thing with that is that I think that he just doesn't picture having kids with her and let, sometimes. [00:30:12] Speaker A: The dude doesn't imagine having kids at all. Like, I don't want kids. [00:30:16] Speaker C: Yeah, I agree with 100% you just said. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just sometimes, like, I'm trying to decide if he's just with her because it's comfortable and he does truly care for her, but at the same time, he doesn't, like, envision along being with her for the rest of his life because, like, if it's in ten to 15 years and they're like, 27, they'll be 40 at that time. That means, like, it's gonna be, like, totally harder for her to have kids and, like, she's most likely not going to be able to have kids without, like, really financial help or, like, really trying and, like, possibly hormones and shit. [00:31:01] Speaker A: Like, that's bad. [00:31:05] Speaker B: Yeah. So it's just weird. [00:31:09] Speaker A: So, yeah, no, this woman's a definite keeper. She'll fucking do what she needs to do to fucking make the whole house happy. [00:31:18] Speaker B: I just feel like his stance on abortion is weird. If he doesn't want kids that much, why wouldn't he have, like, use a condom 100% of the time instead of 90%? [00:31:31] Speaker C: Is he really using a condom that often? [00:31:35] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. I think he was probably just lax and, like, this scared the fuck out of him because, like, maybe he thought he want kids and, like, now he's thinking about the possibility and especially because she thought of the possibility and maybe he just, like, because we don't know anything else about the relationship. I don't, I haven't looked into any other posts that he's done, so. Especially because it was on, like, best of Redditor updates or whatever. So what do you think, Alexe? [00:32:12] Speaker A: Hmm? As a dude, you know, a chick that's just willing to, you know, go and do what, like, secretly I want done, you know, don't get mad at her. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:30] Speaker C: Okay. So if I got pregnant and you killed the baby, I would not tell you because. [00:32:37] Speaker A: Have you ever had an abortion behind my back? [00:32:39] Speaker C: No. [00:32:40] Speaker B: No, because Alex can't really get, I can't. [00:32:43] Speaker C: But I've had two absolutely terrifying positive pregnancy tests. [00:32:49] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:32:49] Speaker B: No, really? [00:32:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:50] Speaker C: No. Fucking. Fucking scared. The piss like, this happened twice to fucking scared the absolute hard to God, no, I wouldn't kill. I hadn't had my period for, like, two fucking months. And so I took the test. It came back positive, like the over the counter one. I freaked the fuck out. Called my doctor, waited eight agonizing days for us to do a blood test for it to be negative. And, oh, my God, that was the most God awful. [00:33:21] Speaker B: Why didn't you call me? I would have just said, hey, get a bunch of dollar store ones and take some of them. [00:33:28] Speaker C: Courtney. It wasn't. I didn't want anybody to know. I didn't want anybody to know. I wanted nobody to know so that way I could get an abortion and no one could have talked me out of it. [00:33:40] Speaker B: You know, if Georgia had been more transparent. Oh, shoot. Should I have said her name? I don't know. She was our friend. She was my friend in high school. Alex knew her, like, when she was younger, but she got pregnant, and I. She got pregnant with triplets. So when she miscarried, she thought she was done and didn't go to the doctor or anything and ended up still being pregnant the next month. Didn't get her period, so she didn't tell me anything. And, like, she wanted to get an abortion. Sorry, guys. She wanted to get an abortion, but she wasn't able to. And, like, I would have helped her so much. I already knew, like, people who had done it in high school because I'm the quiet kid that people can talk to and, like, even the girl next to me in my science class, like, we weren't that close friends, but I knew stuff about her that, like, I don't think a lot of her friends knew. And, like, she had an abortion. And, like, I could have, like, asked her and, like, I could have advocated for her to get what she wanted versus, like, what she did, and she ended up being shotgun married to her stupid ex husband and with that piece of crap. And then, like, her in laws messed with her because she had twins and the girl progressed faster and the gut boy didn't. And so, of course, they harangue her about it and, like, say, oh, he's retarded, when really it's just boys and girls progressed differently, and sometimes even different kids progressed differently. There were different kids and, like, stupid. [00:35:38] Speaker A: I mean, I definitely progressed differently. [00:35:41] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I'm, like, so angry. Her in laws, like, she lived with them, so, like. And, like, far away, too. Like, while her husband was in boot camp cheating on her. She was with her in laws, fucking getting harangued about the stupid kid. [00:36:01] Speaker A: Not cheating in boot camp. Like, what are you doing? Fucking other dudes? [00:36:06] Speaker B: No, he met this other chick and, like, I don't know. It was just bullshit. [00:36:15] Speaker A: I think, like, militaries have, like, a fucking morality clause. [00:36:20] Speaker B: Yeah, it. It's weird. I don't. He was in the Navy. He was in the Navy. So, like, I don't know what was different. I guess he makes better money now because she got a lot of child support. [00:36:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:36:37] Speaker B: Yeah. When she. When she had more primary custody of the kids. Anyway, back on track. [00:36:48] Speaker A: Oh, I can see my wife is falling asleep, and I'm dead to the world. Drunk and tired. [00:36:57] Speaker C: I am not any less awake than I was when we started the podcast. My eyelids are heavy. [00:37:02] Speaker B: Yeah, sorry, guys. Yeah, we're tired. [00:37:05] Speaker A: Tired as fuck, but, yeah, and we. [00:37:08] Speaker B: Didn'T even do all the, like, I think we spent, like, a lot of time at Meow Wolf because we ended up doing that, like, money. [00:37:15] Speaker A: Yeah, we spent a ton of money at Meow Wolf. Ton. All this bullshit. Yeah, we'll go ahead and end it right there. [00:37:24] Speaker B: All right, guys. [00:37:26] Speaker A: And then we'll do, like, a little bit of bonus content hopefully throughout this week, maybe, you know, here's something for my brother. I don't know. [00:37:35] Speaker B: Yep. [00:37:36] Speaker A: But thank you all so much for being here. This will definitely not come out until, like, Monday or Tuesday. [00:37:46] Speaker B: All right, guys, so see you. [00:37:48] Speaker A: Bye. [00:37:48] Speaker B: See ya. Bye.