Trashy TV

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. All righty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human podcast. We got me Alex the truck. You know, your fucking intrepid host. What does intrepid even mean? [00:00:14] Speaker B: I think it's, like, interesting, but more british. [00:00:16] Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. [00:00:17] Speaker B: And maybe a little german underneath it. [00:00:20] Speaker A: Never mind. Unintrepid. [00:00:23] Speaker B: I'm just going off how the letter sound to me. I'm not going off. By definition. What's the name of the one of the starships in Star Trek? Unintrepid. [00:00:32] Speaker A: Your unintrepid host, Alex. A truck. We got my wife. [00:00:36] Speaker B: I made chimichangas, and it came out good. [00:00:38] Speaker A: She did it. And then we got Courtney with, like, a hair clip in her hair. [00:00:43] Speaker B: Yep. It's your favorite color. Yeah. I love yellow, but not a lot of people like yellow. I know, but it's so good for your skin tone. It's so good for your skin tone. You look really nice and yellow. Oh, maybe I should get some good tops then. Yeah, you should. [00:01:01] Speaker A: Yellow is like a color, like, right before red, which is, like, the worst color. It's like a warning color. [00:01:07] Speaker B: Like, you can pull off all the passion colors, Courtney. [00:01:10] Speaker A: It's like, beware of me, motherfucker. I'll ruin you. [00:01:15] Speaker B: Yeah, that's why I stop at yellow lights. [00:01:17] Speaker A: Yeah, she does all the time. And then she's like, oh, the light's red. Now I'm going to go. [00:01:22] Speaker B: Exactly. That is so dumb, Alex. [00:01:26] Speaker A: Right? [00:01:27] Speaker B: No, yellow means come to a stop because it's going to turn red. And then I wait to make sure. [00:01:31] Speaker A: Green means go. Red means stop. Yellow means go fast. [00:01:35] Speaker B: Sometimes red and green look the same. [00:01:37] Speaker A: No, not even close. Mrs. I'm a girl, and I know all the colors. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Alex is colorblind. [00:01:45] Speaker A: Doesn't matter if you're colorblind, okay? [00:01:48] Speaker B: I know one's up, and I won't know one's down. And normally they're colored differently, but sometimes they're colored the same, and I kind of have to guess. Oh, God. It's okay. I haven't died yet. [00:01:59] Speaker A: Yeah. This coming from a woman that is like, you're getting the ombre color wrong. [00:02:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Because I'm really good at seeing pinks and blues. They're, like, the easiest colors for me to see. [00:02:10] Speaker A: Ombre is just a mix of two colors. [00:02:12] Speaker B: I know, and I like Ombre when it's pink to blue. Why? [00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah, my wife is just like, a girl, and she'll get upset when she's like, how come you don't see, like, 17 different fucking shades of purple on that one flower. [00:02:29] Speaker B: I don't like purple. It's a necessary color, but I don't like it. [00:02:32] Speaker A: Okay. How come you don't see those 17 shades of red on that one flower? [00:02:36] Speaker B: Did he say that? [00:02:38] Speaker A: You say it all the time. You make fun of me all the time for not, like, I see, like, six colors. That's all I need is, like, six colors. Don't you need them all? I need red, green. [00:02:52] Speaker B: Blue. [00:02:53] Speaker A: No, I don't need blue. You don't need blue for shit. [00:02:56] Speaker B: I thought you need blue for rbgs. [00:02:58] Speaker A: I don't need to see it. It has no bearing on anything I do. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Yeah, colors. [00:03:06] Speaker A: Brown, yellow. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Color is not that important to you. That's all right. [00:03:13] Speaker A: I don't see all the colors. I guess. I guess I'm weird. [00:03:17] Speaker B: No, you're not. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Well, it doesn't matter. So earlier this week, I was remembering the. Remember the. Don't. You're all like, children, essentially. [00:03:31] Speaker B: I have amnesia. Alex has amnesia. [00:03:35] Speaker A: Well, you would not have remembered the remember. [00:03:38] Speaker B: I didn't even have access to a tv in the. [00:03:42] Speaker A: I'm doing a thing. I'm doing a bit. [00:03:44] Speaker B: Good luck. [00:03:45] Speaker A: I know my wife's like, I'm going to interrupt every time because Mochi isn't here. [00:03:50] Speaker B: I am very talkative right now, I'm not going to lie. [00:03:55] Speaker A: But I was going through my rolodex of memories, and I remember the dumb shit I used to watch in the. Even had to google them to make sure that they still fucking existed. And they don't. They wildly do not exist. In fact, one of the shows that got me started on this whole thing because I was pissed off and I was remembering a show called boiling points, and it's way worse than I fucking remember. I watched the first bit of boiling points because someone uploaded it to a YouTube channel, like, seven years ago, and it is the worst fucking thing. And so the whole premise of the show know, hey, we're going to fucking piss you off for six minutes straight, whatever the amount of time is. And if you get angry, walk away or punch us out, you don't win the money that they don't know that they're competing for. How much do you think they win if they get past the boiling point? Five k. One hundred dollars. Oh. [00:05:13] Speaker B: What? No, I thought I was lowballing it with five k. Oh, my God. [00:05:21] Speaker A: Literally the one I watched. These people are going to a grocery store to pick up food, and woman that's checking them out looks up over at the bagger and is like, hey, I need you to come bag. And this dude just starts destroying all their shit as he puts it in the bag, like, bread at the bottom and hits it with, like, fucking coke cans. [00:05:45] Speaker B: And they don't know. [00:05:46] Speaker A: No, they see it. They're watching. [00:05:48] Speaker B: Do they know they're on a competition? [00:05:50] Speaker A: No, they don't know. It's a hidden camera show. [00:05:53] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:05:53] Speaker A: That's why it's called boiling points. This is awesome. If they call for a manager within six minutes of this, then they don't win. They still get their new groceries because they paid for it. But it's like, they'll replace all the groceries. [00:06:09] Speaker B: Thank God. [00:06:09] Speaker A: Which is way more than 100 fucking dollars. [00:06:12] Speaker B: Absolutely. God. [00:06:16] Speaker A: I'm just, like, watching this fat dude just fucking up everyone's groceries. And he gets to the end and there's not room in the bag. And so he just opens up a milk carton and pours it in, and he's like, making room for it, ma'am. And just straight face does all this bullshit. I'm like, how the fuck dare you? I would beat you up. I wouldn't call for a fucking manager. And I feel like the show ended because someone got shot. Like, I didn't look into it, but I have to imagine. [00:06:52] Speaker B: No, something bad happened. [00:06:54] Speaker A: There was, like, one episode where they're in New York and in New York, New York, and selling candy bars, and one of them is like a half eaten candy bar just been repackaged. He's like, yo, what the fuck is this? And he's like, yo, it's a candy bar. What's the deal? What? You took that bite. I didn't take that bite. It's like, dude, you sold me this shit. It's like, yeah, it's yours now. And these gets in arguments. It's like, what's that fucking one prank show that's really popular right now? [00:07:33] Speaker B: I don't watch that kind of stuff. [00:07:35] Speaker A: I'm sure your dad watches it all the time. Courtney, what is that show? [00:07:39] Speaker B: So it's the impractical. [00:07:42] Speaker A: Thank you. I knew Courtney would know because her dad is, like, the type of person to watch that all the time. Am I correct on. [00:07:53] Speaker B: Actually, no, not really. He started watching it because Donna watched it. Let me see what other. I know. There's like, punked. [00:08:06] Speaker A: Yeah, punked was another one that I watched back in the day with Ashton Kutcher. And he would just go around and fuck with people. Like, Frodo from the hobit was in one of them. Like, they stole his car or something, and they're like, you're unpunked. And he's like, dude, really? This isn't cool. [00:08:28] Speaker B: It's not. [00:08:30] Speaker A: I don't enjoy practical joke shows. [00:08:35] Speaker B: No, they're awful. [00:08:36] Speaker A: I'm like, why are we doing this? It's like, because it's hilarious. [00:08:41] Speaker B: It's traumatizing for the victim. Like, how is he supposed to feel? He fucking thought his car was stolen. [00:08:47] Speaker A: Yeah, but then there is one that I watched all the time. And I remember watching this in, like, when there's antennas on the tv and. [00:08:59] Speaker B: Hot tub in the attic or the waterbed. [00:09:03] Speaker A: Well, there was a hot tub on the roof, so there's, like, validating you. Yeah. Yes, in Santa Cruz, but not in that building. There's, like, another house. And I watched it in the bunk house, and I swear to God, I remember this. There was an episode where they had aliens. The whole premise of the show was they scare the shit out of you with actors and whatnot. Like a haunted house type shit. And they're like, are you scared? And they're like, yeah, I'm scared. Good, because you're on scare tactics. And they're like, what? Here's $100. Your budy set you up. [00:09:47] Speaker B: Not enough. [00:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah, no, they got sued. [00:09:50] Speaker B: Good. [00:09:51] Speaker A: I know that one. But I remember this, and I must be remembering it wrong, but the alien was naked, and I remember seeing his dick just flopping about as he's running around scaring the shit out of this guy. I'm like, in my head, I'm like, there must be sense as I'm watching this dude's penis. I'm like, am I fucking on drugs right now? There's no way I'm looking at a dude's dick on live tv. It is painted blue. They did the whole fucking bit. But I'm like, they couldn't tape it. They couldn't put, like, underwear on them? No, they just let this. It was like a cloned dude or something like that. They're like, just doing cleanup. Yeah, it was dumb. And then they got sued for scaring someone too bad. And then just like, hey, here's a buddy. Set you up. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Not enough. [00:10:52] Speaker A: Like, MTV. Like, just did that kind of horseshit left and fucking right, they did. Like, I'm like. I think about it. I'm like, man, was I a trash kid growing up? [00:11:05] Speaker B: There is one. Yeah, actually, I watched Jerry Springer all the time as a. Like, that was, like, one of my go to shows. I found it freaking hilarious. [00:11:15] Speaker A: Yeah. And then I moved on to Steve Wilcos, and I'm like, no, I'm like. I'm thoroughly like, I love Steve Wilcos because he'd, like, throw a chair. And he was a bodyguard for Jerry Springer. And so that's how he started that shit. He did, like, security work over there, but, yeah, he's just a big bald dude, like the white version of the rock. And you just like, throw. You're a scumbag for cheating on your girlfriend of, like, three weeks. And it's like, yeah, I don't care. Fuck her. He just get, like, the dumbest fucking people. It was all scripted bullshit. But what. [00:12:07] Speaker B: Okay, why is it that I feel different if a partner cheats on three weeks in versus, like, a year in? Why do I feel like that's like, oh, okay, just end the relationship versus, like, a year in and be like, what the fuck, bro? We have a commitment. Why do. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Because you fucking spent more time on it. Imagine building a puzzle. [00:12:26] Speaker B: But where is my line? When do I go from, oh, it's okay, break up to like, oh, no, you fucked up. What's my limit? [00:12:33] Speaker A: Probably, like two months. [00:12:36] Speaker B: I was about to save four weeks, but maybe it should be longer. Maybe like, okay, I would give it three months. Yeah, 90 days. [00:12:47] Speaker A: 90 days. You can fuck whoever you want in the 90 days. [00:12:50] Speaker B: No, 90 days. We're in a relationship. I don't consider it cheating, but I will fucking leave you. Like, it's not going to hurt me. [00:12:58] Speaker A: There's people that date a girl one time, go on one fucking date, and then they're like, yeah, I didn't see the magic. They're, like, sitting there crying. [00:13:11] Speaker B: No, that's a good thing. If it doesn't work out, move on. Isn't it how it should be done? [00:13:15] Speaker A: No, guys will fucking get way too attached. Don't even think about emoji and just be like, I want to love her forever. And then they'll stalk her and go to her instagram and just look at all her photos and then, like, all of. Don't. I don't understand why people do that. [00:13:37] Speaker B: I don't even have an. [00:13:39] Speaker A: And it's, know, it's just me, Alex, the truck on Instagram. I don't post shit. Know, I keep on saying, I'm going there. I'm like, I'm going to post my fucking stand up clips. I'm going to do all this shit. I'm going to do this, that, and the other. And it's like, oh, hey, guess what? Now you work six day weeks. [00:13:59] Speaker B: Like, is Instagram even still popular? Kind of like TikTok is, like, reigning God right now, so everybody's still in the insignificant phase. [00:14:12] Speaker A: For TikTok. I do cat videos. That is my fucking algorithm for TikTok. They have it down pat. [00:14:20] Speaker B: Like, I deliberately do not have a TikTok because I don't want to be wrapped up in it. I have one social media platform, and that is it. [00:14:26] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I love fucking cats on TikTok. [00:14:30] Speaker B: I'm not denying they're cute. [00:14:31] Speaker A: Yeah. That's why I was just show you. I'm like, hey, look, that's, like, the only time I ever use TikTok. I'm like, I'm not going to post on this dumb bullshit. [00:14:40] Speaker B: I don't even post on my own social. [00:14:45] Speaker A: Like, I was on the phone with my budy ben the other day, and he doesn't have his own know. Him and his wife share one. [00:14:53] Speaker B: What the fuck? How does that work? [00:14:57] Speaker A: It just does. He doesn't care about it. [00:15:00] Speaker B: Okay? [00:15:00] Speaker A: And it's just photos of the kids mainly, and then his wife's thoughts. But he's, like, going through my photos on my profile because we're friends and I'm going through his photos, and we're just, like, ragging on each other's photos. And I'm, like, making fun of the photos of his kids while he's making fun of old photos of me. That's a great time. And that would hurt people's feelings if they were not good friends. [00:15:37] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's, like, good friends benefits. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. There used to be photos of Ben smoking like a cross joint, and I'm like, yeah, it's probably the best. You got rid of that shit, dude, he grew up. [00:15:55] Speaker B: There's nothing wrong with that. [00:15:56] Speaker A: I mean, I fucking had a two hour conversation with him earlier. [00:16:01] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm just saying, growing up is not a bad thing. Yeah, it still sucks ass, but it's not a bad thing. [00:16:09] Speaker A: Growing up sucks. It's bad. It's awful. [00:16:11] Speaker B: So much, but it's good if you do it in the right way. [00:16:18] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, falling out of a plane, surviving in the everglades, and then getting rescued by manatees. No, there's no manatees in the everglades. Everglades is in Florida. [00:16:34] Speaker B: Wait, what? [00:16:35] Speaker A: Do you know where the everglades is? [00:16:36] Speaker B: Yes, they're in Florida. Where do you think manatees live? [00:16:39] Speaker A: Definitely not in the everglades. Do you know what a manatee is? [00:16:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a sea cow. [00:16:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:45] Speaker B: We're not talking about dugans. [00:16:47] Speaker A: Yeah, they're big, giant. They'd get immediately killed by alligators and shit. [00:16:53] Speaker B: I don't know. I just assumed they live in the everglades. Now. I'm doubting my lack of own knowledge. [00:16:58] Speaker A: No, they live in the ocean. [00:17:00] Speaker B: They're not brackish. What? Wait, what? Okay, I apparently know nothing about manatees. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Where do manatees live? [00:17:14] Speaker B: According to marine mammal commission, marine manatees can be found as far west as Texas and as far north as Massachusetts. [00:17:21] Speaker A: During summer months, move freely between fresh and saline. And saline and brackish water. [00:17:29] Speaker B: Okay, they are brackish. [00:17:30] Speaker A: I don't know what that fucking means. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Okay. Brackish. [00:17:33] Speaker A: I like how you pull one word. You're like, I know a complex word, and then you're like, I don't know shit about man. [00:17:40] Speaker B: I don't want to explain every word I say, but brackish is a water that mixes between seawater and fresh water. Like, it's kind of salty, but it's. [00:17:48] Speaker A: Not like, that's salty water. [00:17:50] Speaker B: No. [00:17:51] Speaker A: You take a one grain of salt, put it in water, it's ruined water. [00:17:55] Speaker B: It's like a delta. [00:17:57] Speaker A: No. [00:17:58] Speaker B: Okay. Well, I didn't know they could go as far as Massachusetts. What the fuck? That's so cool. They have migration patterns. [00:18:07] Speaker A: Yeah, they don't dive very deep. They're, like, right up on the top. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Yeah, they're like dugans, but they're not dugans. [00:18:15] Speaker A: Whatever. But yes, they can go fucking wherever the hell they want. But onto some news, I even pulled up all this dumbass bullshit. So apparently there was a chocolate candy experience. It was called Willie's chocolate experience. Like Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory. It's just called me. Let me share my screen. That way Courtney can also see this dumbass bullshit. [00:18:54] Speaker B: Okay. Do venture into the Everglades. [00:18:57] Speaker A: What? [00:18:57] Speaker B: Manatees do venture into the everglades, and. [00:19:00] Speaker A: Then they get killed. It's fine. So it's just Willie's chocolate experience. And they're like, hey, we're going to have an enchanted garden, and then we're going to have imagination labs. [00:19:14] Speaker B: This is like artwork, not real. [00:19:16] Speaker A: No, no, this is real shit. [00:19:17] Speaker B: It looks like this. [00:19:19] Speaker A: Well, no, this is artwork. This is just explaining what it is. Yeah, it's just like, photos. It's at willyschocolatexperience.com. And so they have captivating entertainment. And it was over in Glasgow February 24 to February 25, and it was an hour. And they even had an faq. What can I expect? Step into the magical realm of Willie's chocolate experience. A universe where confectionary dreams are brought to life. Explore an array of themed rooms, like the enchanted garden and the vision room and the lemonade gallery, each offering unique and delightful surprises. Not only will you witness the magic of chocolate, but you also have the chance to taste it. Prepare for a journey filled with delicious treats, enchanting adventures, and the moments worth capturing. Be sure to get your tickets, and their tickets are €35. So it's like, hey, you get fucking general admission and you can come the fuck on in, no refunds. And I have a video of what it was. So this is a video of what the fucking whole experience was. [00:20:44] Speaker B: Scary face. [00:20:48] Speaker A: It was just like the most low effort fucking bullshit ever. [00:20:54] Speaker B: It's british. What do you expect? [00:20:58] Speaker A: Like, this is the whole thing. [00:21:01] Speaker B: Paid 45 to pick it for this. And I bet we have to pay. [00:21:07] Speaker A: For that food over there, the warehouse bar, and a bouncy house in the corner. [00:21:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it's sad. [00:21:15] Speaker A: This is the same dude that created the fire festival that had nothing, and there's a few fucking people that tried to make it work. [00:21:25] Speaker B: Oh, I thought that was an anime cosplay. [00:21:27] Speaker A: No, it was a fucking oompa Loompa. Yeah, just like the most low effort fucking horseshit. Oh, look, it's a chocolate river. And I just feel bad for these kids. They're like, what the fuck is this? But, yeah, no, it was the dumbest fucking bullshit. And they had nothing there. They got, like, a handful of candy and, like, a jelly bean. And all the parents like, fuck you. Give us our money back. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Are they getting their money? [00:22:07] Speaker A: Oh, they all got their money back. [00:22:08] Speaker B: Really? Yeah, they did. [00:22:11] Speaker A: Yeah, because the fucking last time this dude pulled this bullshit and said, fuck you. You're not getting your money back. He spent four years in prison and. [00:22:21] Speaker B: He tried to get. Oh, my God. [00:22:23] Speaker A: Oh. Not only did he do this, he is also doing a fire festival, too. I don't know if you remember back in the day, but fire festival was a music festival out in the Bahamas where they had, like, shitty. [00:22:41] Speaker B: I, like, vaguely remember that. Did people get, like, trapped on the island? Yes. Okay. I respect this dude so much. He has duped people twice. Like, what the fuck? All these people are idiots. Well, no, they don't deserve their money back. [00:22:57] Speaker A: The people eventually got their money back. [00:22:59] Speaker B: They don't deserve it. They got taken in a second time. Well, they probably didn't know when they looked it up. [00:23:07] Speaker A: If you look at the website, it doesn't say anything about them. Hey, I'm the guy that did the fire festival. It just was Willie's chocolate experience. And from the fucking website. It looks pretty cool. Oh, cool. One day thing that they're going to probably put a lot of effort into. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Okay, so the second I saw the artwork, I knew this was a fucking scam, because places like this are Legit. They post pictures of what it actually looks like. They don't present drawings. Like, the second I saw this, I was like, ah, this is a fucking scam. [00:23:38] Speaker A: Well, what's even better is it's all AI art. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Well, yeah, no, it's fucking art. It's not pictures of the location. Like, even Meow wolf posts pictures of what it shit looks like. This is a scam. If you're taken in by this shit, I do not feel sorry for you. [00:23:53] Speaker A: I mean, the thing that really gets me is, like, the fucking scary dude at the front. I'm like, what is that about? And I feel like this dude just like, hey, had Willy Wonka or had AI just do, like, a Willy Wonka thing? And they're like, let's just follow this to the know. Have a scary dude up front. Like the fucking boat ride with Gene Wilder. Yeah, that was the best one. [00:24:22] Speaker B: Oh, my God. He's one of the best actors in the entire fucking planet. [00:24:26] Speaker A: And then they tried to remake it. I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking. [00:24:29] Speaker B: Oh, no, I've seen none of the remakes, okay? I know everyone likes it, but I'm like, I don't need to go watch the trash to already know it's going to be trash. [00:24:40] Speaker A: I mean, there's this. [00:24:41] Speaker B: You can't file Gene Wilder. You can't fucking legend. [00:24:45] Speaker A: There's a new movie, I think it's just called Wonka, and it's, like his origin story. And I might watch that on Netflix. [00:24:53] Speaker B: Why? There's no such thing as an origin story of Willy Wonka. [00:24:57] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not going to go see it in theaters. I'm not an idiot. [00:25:03] Speaker B: But it's not book based on anything. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Yeah, but maybe it might be cool. Maybe it might be fun. [00:25:10] Speaker B: Origin stories are never as good as you think they're going to be. [00:25:14] Speaker A: That's why I'm fucking watching it on Netflix. Some shit I already pay for. [00:25:20] Speaker B: Man. I'm watching the Avatar last Airbender, and I have so many mixed feelings. I'm not okay. Really? You don't like it? No, I like some of it, but there's so much they've cut out or done different, and then I'm like, okay, I understand that you have the right to do so, and what you've done together does float pretty fucking nicely. But I know what you've cut out, but I like how you replaced it, but I know what you've cut out. [00:25:45] Speaker A: But, yeah. The founder is Billy McFarland. He has fucking fire, too. And it's just the saddest shit ever. [00:26:00] Speaker B: People who fall for this deserve it. [00:26:03] Speaker A: Anybody that goes to fire festival, too, deserves. I hope they land on the island, and the plane takes off. Like, wait, there's nothing here. And it's just like a fucking. On the beach. It's like, you got scammed, idiot. Yeah, and they go to the police and, like, police? I went to fire festival, too. It's like, you know what you deserve to lose? He deserves to keep your money. [00:26:30] Speaker B: Yeah, he does. [00:26:31] Speaker A: He deserves it. [00:26:32] Speaker B: It's bullshit. He had to pay it back. [00:26:34] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, it was like, $35,000 of refunds. Exactly. [00:26:38] Speaker B: Let him fucking. It's not even. Oh, my God. They did not deserve their money back. [00:26:42] Speaker A: But speaking of someone that does deserve their money back, a woman in Columbus, Ohio, is out $1,000, all thanks to a subway sandwich. She stopped by a Thornton's gas station on Winchester pike to grab a bite from the subway on January 5. The receipt shows that she ordered three subs for her and her family. And she wasn't expecting to spend $1,000 on just one sub. So apparently, she went in, ordered it, and just, like, whatever, scanned the fucking card, didn't look, and it was like, fucking $1,000. [00:27:26] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This happened once at my clinic, and it was so fucking awful because she paid too much money. But then it took, like, five days for the refund to hit her account. And she was so fucking pissed with us, and we were like, yeah, no, we fucked up. Yeah. You do not have that money. Yeah. We are so fucking sorry. Oh, it was dreadful. She left so many bad reviews. [00:27:47] Speaker A: You can only leave one. [00:27:49] Speaker B: No, we're pretty sure she had some other people join in on it. It was like, okay, this is too much to not be a coinky dink. [00:27:58] Speaker A: See, this is why I feel like. [00:28:01] Speaker B: I felt so bad. [00:28:03] Speaker A: If you want to leave a review, you should have to put your id down. You should have to have an individual person id. And it's like, okay, this is who this is. And this is what this is. And it's like, if you leave a review for someplace you've never been, you just get banned. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Like, if you don't have that much money in your account, it's got to be incredibly stressful. [00:28:24] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:28:25] Speaker B: I feel so bad for this individual. [00:28:27] Speaker A: But, yeah, I mean, she just couldn't fucking do anything. [00:28:31] Speaker B: No, she couldn't. [00:28:34] Speaker A: And she went to the bank and she's like, cancel this. And the bank should just immediately cancel that. [00:28:40] Speaker B: If it wasn't a credit union, they. At least here in America, if it's a fucking, like, bank, bank, they won't do that. But a credit union will be like, oh, yeah, we got you, bro. [00:28:51] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [00:28:52] Speaker B: My bank did. [00:28:54] Speaker A: No, it's not. [00:28:55] Speaker B: Yeah, it is. [00:28:56] Speaker A: No, it's not. [00:28:56] Speaker B: It's not. [00:28:57] Speaker A: No. [00:28:57] Speaker B: Why aren't you using a credit union? [00:28:59] Speaker A: Why would I use a credit union? [00:29:00] Speaker B: Because they're the tits. And they're so kind to me when I fuck up my finances. [00:29:03] Speaker A: No, my bank is great. I have bank of Colorado, top notch bank. [00:29:08] Speaker B: Oh, wait, isn't that a credit union? Thank you. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Bank of Colorado is not a credit union. [00:29:14] Speaker B: Look it up, then. [00:29:15] Speaker A: See, why would it be? It would say bank of Colorado. Credit union. [00:29:21] Speaker B: I don't think they're required to say credit union. [00:29:24] Speaker A: I'm pretty damn sure they are. [00:29:25] Speaker B: No, the credit union back in California didn't call themselves a credit union. [00:29:31] Speaker A: Is bank of Colorado a credit union? Please say no. Please say no. Turning off my volume. Ent is a credit union. Air Academy is a credit union. [00:29:41] Speaker B: I knew that. [00:29:41] Speaker A: Credit union of Colorado. Okay. [00:29:44] Speaker B: It's not saying your bank specifically. [00:29:47] Speaker A: No. Doesn't say anything about. [00:29:49] Speaker B: Let me see your face. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Look it up. Who owns a bank? Yeah, they're pinnacle Bancorp. They're not a fucking credit union. [00:30:00] Speaker B: What is Pinnacle Grapecorp? [00:30:03] Speaker A: It's another fucking bank. It's pinnacle. A credit union. Well, there is a pinnacle credit union. That's not the same one, though. It's in Jersey. So, no, I don't have a credit union. It is a bank. [00:30:26] Speaker B: I'm happy with mine. [00:30:28] Speaker A: I'm super happy with my bank account. [00:30:31] Speaker B: Well, no, like, it saved my ass. Because when I first left California, I lost my fucking card. And because I was in their state, they couldn't mail it to. So because that bank was a credit union, I signed up with a credit union here, and I was able to access my money and transfer it over. [00:30:47] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm able to do that. [00:30:48] Speaker B: It was great. Saved my fucking life. [00:30:51] Speaker A: There's literally a bank of Colorado in. [00:30:52] Speaker B: Durango because my car got stolen halfway on the drive over. Because there was a bunch of charges that I wasn't even in the state when that happened type thing. And so. Thank God. [00:31:03] Speaker A: I thought you said your car got stolen. I'm like, what? [00:31:05] Speaker B: No, my car did and shit went downhill. It was not pretty for a little bit. [00:31:11] Speaker A: No. If there's anything weird at all on my bank, like. Cause they learn my spending habits, they'll freeze my account and call me. [00:31:22] Speaker B: Well, no, I told my bank I'd be moving across states, and it was showing up charges in a state, like, it was showing up charges in Ohio or some. [00:31:32] Speaker A: Fucking. My rick from way back in the day. We lived at the stews place. [00:31:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Where I first moved in with. [00:31:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:44] Speaker B: Rough. [00:31:44] Speaker A: It was not bad. [00:31:46] Speaker B: It was what it was. And we got out of it, so that's all that matters. [00:31:48] Speaker A: But he stole my card information and then tried to buy, like, a ps four. And then I filed a police report really quick, just on the Internet, and then, boom, they credited my money right back. [00:32:04] Speaker B: Nice. [00:32:05] Speaker A: Same day, bank of Colorado has my full fucking support, 100%. And if I ever need a card, I can go in and be like, yo, I need a new card. And like, yeah, you do. And they'll print me out one like, here you go. What do you want? Here, put in what you want your pen to be. [00:32:22] Speaker B: It's so convenient. [00:32:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm like, boom, boom, boom. And I can do that at any bank. And I also get free notaries from any of the banks. [00:32:35] Speaker B: Oh, now that is nice. That is nice. [00:32:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I can just go into any bank whatsoever or any bank of Colorado whatsoever and be like, hey, I need this notarized. That is nice. Oh, that guy's over there. Go in there and he'll get you notarized. And you go, boop, boop, boop, boop. It pulls out his book and does all his notary shit. And he has his little stamps and my cool. Neat. [00:32:56] Speaker B: That is nice. [00:32:58] Speaker A: Free. And they even do, like, house loans, too. They just didn't do, like, a good enough house loan for what I wanted. So. Yes, bank of Colorado. Not a fucking credit union. [00:33:16] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:33:17] Speaker A: I don't see the benefit of having a credit union. I have a credit card. [00:33:20] Speaker B: I'm happy with my credit union. Well, they always return my overdraft fees, no matter how many. [00:33:28] Speaker A: Just. I'm not even close to an overdraft fee. [00:33:31] Speaker B: That happens sometimes. [00:33:32] Speaker A: I can pay mortgage again in all the bills right now. [00:33:36] Speaker B: That sounds nice. [00:33:37] Speaker A: It's pretty cool. Yeah, but onto the next story. Whatever. Fuck that woman. That's what you get for eating at subway. Honestly, I feel like you kind of deserve. [00:33:52] Speaker B: I forgot about that. [00:33:53] Speaker A: I kind of feel like you deserve, like, a little bit of badness from eating at subway, that place, like back to pedophile. So fuck them. [00:34:01] Speaker B: I forgot about that, too. [00:34:04] Speaker A: Yeah. He's going to be in jail for a while. [00:34:07] Speaker B: Good. [00:34:07] Speaker A: He's still in jail. He's in jail in Colorado. He's in Inglewood. Yeah. [00:34:12] Speaker B: I didn't need to know that. [00:34:14] Speaker A: I hope he gets killed in Frankfurt, Kentucky. I don't know why it's just Frankfurt. That's weird. But in Kentucky, there is a bill that seeks to strip Kentucky workers of their rights to meal and rest breaks. And it's moving forward and it's house bill 500. I don't think it's going to pass because it has to go from the ankle house and sitting in all that shit. But currently, employers in Kentucky must provide ten minute rest breaks for every 4 hours of work in addition to a scheduled lunch break every three to 5 hours. And now they are trying to redefine what an employee is and take away requirements for minimum wage and overtime pay for doing certain things like driving to and from work. If you have jobs that require you to travel for, know some agriculture shit, and they're just looking to fuck over as many employees as possible. And I can guarantee you that's just going to fucking bring Kentucky to a grinding halt when people are like, oh, we don't have to pay you for this, so we're not. And it's like, oh, we don't have to work for you, so we're not. And then people are just going to leave Kentucky, and then all these businesses in Kentucky are going to make, oh, fuck, we fucked up. Oh, like that one meme. I fucked up. I fucked up. Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:35:54] Speaker B: I don't think so. [00:35:55] Speaker A: Like the chick that's like, oh, when. [00:35:58] Speaker B: She realized she was using the can thing, the gas can thing, wrong. [00:36:04] Speaker A: I don't know what the original video was. I just know the fucking sound bite. [00:36:08] Speaker B: Yeah, no, she was trying to change the oil and she was using the container wrong. [00:36:17] Speaker A: Oh, that's hilarious. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Yeah, no, and then below, all these dudes were posting about how they did it the first time, too, and it got even better. Wait, did what the first time, too? [00:36:30] Speaker A: There's a meme online where it's a chick just being like, one of the cats knocked over the fucking glass bed. I guarantee you it's chai tea because he's an idiot. [00:36:42] Speaker B: I'm going to go make sure. [00:36:43] Speaker A: Go fart. They're all secure glass. [00:36:47] Speaker B: What y'all do. [00:36:51] Speaker A: $5 on it? That's exactly what they did, but, yeah. So now this bill is looking to fuck all these people over. It's going to be great. I cannot wait to see it fucking fail when it gets to senate. But if it actually does get passed, then that's going to be even fucking worse. I'm not looking forward to that. But one bill that did pass is a bill re criminalizing the possession of small amounts of drugs in Oregon. You still there, Courtney? [00:37:32] Speaker B: Yeah, sorry. I thought we were waiting for Alex to get back. [00:37:36] Speaker A: No. [00:37:36] Speaker B: For some reason. [00:37:37] Speaker A: No, she's going to take, like, 20 years, and, oh, my. The show must go on even without her. So it's a senate, the house bill, four two. And they are recriminalizing drugs in Oregon. You remember how, like, oregon, it's like, hey, any small amount of drugs, whatever, willy nilly, do it. We don't care. Now. They're just like, hey, you know how you're all now addicted to drugs now we're going to recriminalize it. I feel like that's a dirty fucking move, and I don't think it should be legal. I don't think this should go through at all. Like, if this governor has any fucking sense in her head, she should. Like. I think it's a. Yeah, it's Tina Kotlick Kotech. Yeah, Tina Kotek. She should just, like, fucking veto it. Just like, no, we're not doing this. We're not going to criminalize these people and then throw them in jail through their addiction. Fucking change it to where it's, like, it's still legal, but lower that personal amount to. Where did he knock over all the glass? [00:39:03] Speaker B: I don't know. I didn't find anything knocked over, but the floor is not wet anywhere, and that's all I care about. [00:39:10] Speaker A: So we're talking about a new bill that got passed in Oregon that recriminalizes small amounts of. So, Oregon, you know, back in the day, decriminalized small amounts of drugs for personal use. Yeah, they led the way, and now they're recriminalizing it. [00:39:30] Speaker B: Of course they are. [00:39:31] Speaker A: So, like, all these fucking drug addicts are, know, hopelessly addicted to meth or whatever. [00:39:38] Speaker B: So the opposing party has taken over. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Yep. And now anybody that has any amount of drugs is going to go to jail. [00:39:47] Speaker B: Are we going to go to jail? [00:39:49] Speaker A: Why would we go to jail? [00:39:50] Speaker B: No, it's not in Colorado. But we're going to go to Oregon, aren't we? [00:39:54] Speaker A: We're not having drugs in Oregon. [00:39:57] Speaker B: Okay, wait, but didn't you say that someone had vetoed it? Or something. [00:40:03] Speaker A: No, I said they should veto it. Oh, yeah, should. If you have common sense, you should veto this bill and fucking tell them to come up with something more common sense rather than, hey, everyone, come to Oregon. You can do drugs here and now we just fucking trapped you. Ha. You're all dumb. That's a crooked thing to do. And it's like, honestly, you should just take down the fucking Oregon government and just be like, hey, guess what? You're no longer fucking going to get elected for next season. You just lost all electoral points. And it's like, oh, no, the drug addicts aren't going to vote for me. Oh, wait, they can't. It's fine. It just seems like a really dirty fucking tactic. I don't agree with fucking homeless drug addicts. I'm like, yeah, fucking kill them. But that just seems like a step too far. Don't do that. You guys are assholes. And so on to the next story. So I don't know if you all saw the fucking dumb ass bullshit that said Winnie's is going to raise its price and have like, surge pricing. [00:41:30] Speaker B: So fucking stupid. [00:41:31] Speaker A: No, that's not happening. Wendy says it has no plans to raise prices during the busiest times. That was just taken out of context and they're not doing any of like, this is the type of stories that no one ever hears ever. But Wendy's has no plans to have surge pricing or anything like that. They're not going to put it in nothing. [00:41:58] Speaker B: Wow, this has gotten so much screen time. I hope it's not damaging to Wendy's. [00:42:05] Speaker A: No, of course not. I still go to Wendy's all the time. [00:42:09] Speaker B: Yeah, but their sales are still down. [00:42:11] Speaker A: No, that sucks. I'll have to go to Wendy's more. They're great. Like the Wendy's that I go. Like they're fucking on it. Every Wendy's honestly I've ever been to has been on it. I've never had a bad experience at a Wendy's ever. I like think through. Yeah, no taco Bell for sure. Just a bunch of fucking stoners at Taco Bell that mix up my order. Get it fucking wrong, take know McDonald's for know, garbage ass food, fucking fake cheese, whatever. Wendy's top notch every time. Good job, Wendy's. But yeah, Wendy's will not be implementing surge pricing, which is a practice of raising prices when demand is highest. We didn't use that phrase, nor do we plan to implement that practice, the company said an email to the Associated Press on Wednesday. So don't worry about it. They're going to invest about 20 million to launch digital menu boards to all its us company run restaurants by the end of 2025. [00:43:18] Speaker B: That shit's where it's at, though. [00:43:22] Speaker A: So. Yeah, I mean, they're going to have it to where people can come in and order their own fucking food. [00:43:29] Speaker B: Yeah, you just press buttons and then your food arrives and you don't have to talk to somebody. [00:43:32] Speaker A: Yeah, that's great. [00:43:33] Speaker B: But somebody's no longer needed and loses their job. [00:43:36] Speaker A: Oh, no, they're still there. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Yeah, they're still there. No, I went to Safeway this morning and there were no fucking Checkout people. I had to use self checkout even though I had over 15 items. [00:43:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I use self checkout all the time. They're doing different jobs. They didn't lose their job. Like, I was working retail when that shit got implemented. I didn't lose my job. I also did register work and I guarantee you during Black Friday that shit just goes away. They're like, we're closing down. Tough checkout. Fuck you. I don't know if that's true, but I feel like it should be because people just steal, you know? Good on you, Wendy's. You're not going to do it. But we do got a couple good news stories we're going to start off with. The one that applies to you girls. Well, not really. CVs and Walgreens are going to start selling abortion pills. This know. [00:44:37] Speaker B: Oh, Walgreens stopped selling abortion stuff. Like plan b. I didn't know that. [00:44:42] Speaker A: Oh, no, abortion. Not. Not plan b. Like after it's started growing. Like when plan B doesn't work anymore. [00:44:52] Speaker B: Like they're going to prescribe it or it's going to be for purchase. Over the counter. [00:44:58] Speaker A: No access to the drug. Drug MILF pristine. MILF. I don't know. M-I-F-E. Pristone. [00:45:14] Speaker B: It doesn't matter. [00:45:15] Speaker A: Commonly known as the abortion pill will require a prescription. Excellent. The Food and Drug Administration approved MILF pristine for abortions in the year 2000, deeming it safe and effective way to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. Both CVs and Walgreens told CBS News they have become certified to dispense the pills following regulatory changes to the FDA made last year. They'll allow retail pharmacies to sell the, um. But yeah, it comes at a time when abortion has been restricted. And honestly, I feel like it's a good move. [00:45:52] Speaker B: Fuck yeah, man. I'll have to hate on Walgreens less now. [00:45:56] Speaker A: Just a little bit less. Not all the way. They're still kind of an asshole. [00:45:59] Speaker B: Yeah, but CVS, I'm always 100% behind. No, it's not plan b. This isn't plan b. [00:46:08] Speaker A: This is not plan b. [00:46:09] Speaker B: No, this is plan c. [00:46:13] Speaker A: This is, hey, I have a baby. [00:46:18] Speaker B: It's not viable, and I'm going to die. It knew what I meant, guys. It knew what I put pilancy, and it came up. And the first one that came up was pill by mail. Great, so you can do it online. [00:46:34] Speaker A: I'm so fucking so. And the best story of the night. New York medical school eliminates tuition after a $1 billion gift. A gift to the Albert Einstein College of Medicine came from Dr. Ruth Gottensman, a former professor at the Bronx school. One of the largest donations ever made to a us school and the largest ever made to a medical school. So pretty much they had a whole assembly, and there's like a whole video of it where they're like, hey, everyone that's here, congratulations. Your tuition has been paid for, and people are super duper fucking happy. I'm like, I hope those fucking people grow up to be, like, some of the best doctors around. I'm like, good for them. If you're going to donate money, donate it to a medical school. But then after, no, donate it to. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Cornell, feline University, and fucking UC Davis. [00:47:49] Speaker A: But afterwards, those doctors should fucking have to pay it forward. Those doctors should be like, oh, I didn't get fucking a quarter million, half a million into debt for school, so I'm going to work here for less. [00:48:04] Speaker B: Oh, so you do want free medical health care. [00:48:07] Speaker A: I just want these doctors to stop being so. I want the hospitals to stop being so greedy. The administration does nothing. Zero for the hospital. They just sit there and collect a fucking paycheck. They don't do a damn thing. Fucking insurance agencies, like, health insurance agencies, they get to decide what they approve and what they don't approve. It's like, no, we pay you a shitload of money. You make billions. You make money hand over fist. You make more money than God. And you're sitting here, bang. Oh, that doesn't seem that necessary. I feel like you should have to go to medical school, and it should just be. Retired doctors are like, yeah, no, that is necessary. Approve it. Yeah, I feel like you should be able to sue any insurance agency that does not give you life saving insurance coverage. [00:49:02] Speaker B: I'm so happy you want free health care. [00:49:06] Speaker A: I want more regulations on health care. Like, I don't give a fuck. I don't use it. I don't trust doctors. But the tuition at the school is only like 60,000 a year, which is not bad, which is crazy. So now on to am I the asshole in relationship advice? This one is am I the asshole by throwaway broken glass? Am I the asshole for banning my girlfriend from using glass cups when she is over at my house? My girlfriend has a problem with glass. She is clumsy, always has been, and has broken many others before. Now I would not mind, but she is also shit at cleaning the shards. This past week alone, she has dropped three glasses, one jar, two bowls and a coffee cup, and has busted a plate by leaving it on the stovetop while the oven was preheating. Despite being warned many times before, the items should not be left on the burners while the oven is heating because the conduction carries through. She's been stressed out at work, so I attribute a lot of it to that. I can't even say which glass objects have injured me specifically each time. I've just been limping for a week because I stepped on a big shard that went into my foot. Some smaller ones went into my other foot as well, plus into my palms because I missed them when I was kneeling to pull the ones that were in my foot. I have stepped on or pressed my hand in the glass four times this week. Tonight, when she asked for a soda, I poured it into a plastic cup instead of a glass one like she prefers, and I said she couldn't use my glasses and she pitched a fit. I can't phrase it differently. She progressively got angry at me for bringing up the other broken glasses because they were just accidents and I shouldn't punish her, especially because I start mentioning others before this week. But even so, I am sick of going through gauze and tape. She insists of I'm making a mountain out of a molehill and I should clean it up myself to my specifications because she does her best. [00:51:34] Speaker B: What the fuck? Dump this bitch. And obviously an easy solution. Okay? There's reasons why a lot of the stuff in our house is very difficult to destroy. Because I am clumsy and that's just how we deal with it. [00:51:51] Speaker A: Get plastic fucking cups and bowls. [00:51:54] Speaker B: Yeah, or dump her fucking weird ass. Even I don't break that much shit on accident. That's purposeful. Yeah, well, honestly, some of this sounds like it's on purpose now. [00:52:05] Speaker A: Yeah, this first comment is actually going with what I'm thinking by telephone. Hopeless 5649 how long has this clumsiness been going on? I'd be worried that there's an underlying medical issue because that's a huge number of items to be broken in such a short space of time. Does she give any reason why she drops things? Could her eyesight, nerve issues, or something more be involved? Like a neurological problem? And the clumsiness is just a symptom? You need to encourage her to get chucked out by a doctor, because this isn't normal. [00:52:41] Speaker B: Okay, I would agree with that. But she doesn't want to clean up her own mess, and that's where I'm like, okay, is that on purpose? [00:52:48] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, still have her get checked out. Maybe she has a fucking brain issue. Maybe she has. What's that, shaky disease. [00:52:59] Speaker B: Parkinson's. Yeah, okay, but, like, when I break fucking glass, I fucking clean it up. I sweep three times, and then I vacuum. That's how my mother taught me. [00:53:08] Speaker A: Yeah, but you break it in the kitchen. We have a hardwood kitchen. [00:53:13] Speaker B: No, I broken glass elsewhere in the house. [00:53:15] Speaker A: How? [00:53:17] Speaker B: You don't need to know that. The point is, I cleaned it up, and this didn't happen. I cleaned up my fucking mets. That's why I'm bothered by this. [00:53:27] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, she just loses her glass privileges. [00:53:30] Speaker B: She doesn't clean up. But, yes, that's the easy solution for not wanting to address anything else in the relationship. [00:53:38] Speaker A: But here's the thing now, here you go. If you're going to drop things like a child, you get treated like a child. And, hey, guess what? Now you get to fucking not have glasses or have gorilla glass and, like, a sippy cup lid and give her a glass with handles. [00:53:56] Speaker B: You literally got me a speaker that's designed to be taken to the beach, and I have dropped it and gotten it wet and fucked it up so many times, and it still works great. Like, we've adapted to this. That's the right thing to do, is. [00:54:08] Speaker A: To give her plastic or metal cups that also fucking works. Those are fucking nice. They keep cold, and you can put, like, little cozy's on them, and you can clearly identify who's. It's. Who's that? That also is another idea. And they're, like, really cool to fucking, you know, have. I'm not saying break up with her like my asshole wife over here. [00:54:41] Speaker B: There's something weird. I got an orange flag. [00:54:48] Speaker A: She hates orange flags. She only likes red flags. That's why she married me. She's like. I'm like, hey, here's a box of red flags. And she's like, I love red flags. Marry me. I'm like, now I'm here. But, yeah, I mean, she's stressed out at work, but op also mentions that she's been breaking stuff since she was a kid. Bumping, dropping, bumping into, and being forceful. Bull. In China shop, the only thing that they really found testing was some ankle turning. There's a technical term she can't remember. Basically toes pointed in pigeon toed, which is attributed to her tripping. I know, mo. I'm almost done. I mean, there could be other things. Have her go to a neurologist if you really care. Or don't give her fucking shizz. She can break and she needs to. [00:55:54] Speaker B: Clean up her own fucking mess and do it right. [00:55:55] Speaker A: Yep. Mochi. Okay, hop up there. Good. Now to a relationship advice by throwaway numbers. I, 24, female, used to work at a restaurant, which is a wonderful term and the main reason I chose this story, because I've never heard of restaurant, but I know exactly what it is. [00:56:25] Speaker B: Me too. [00:56:26] Speaker A: And my boyfriend, male, 28, saw a picture of me in the uniform, and he was really pissed. Why? From when I was 18 to 21, I worked in one of those chain restaurant bars that have waitress fucking hooters. It was hooters. I was broke, nursing school student, and it paid the bills and then some. I left when I graduated, obviously. My boyfriend and I have been dating for only eight months. The relationship is still relatively new, but also long enough that we're comfortable with each other. Well, this weekend, I guess, one of his friends saw a picture of me hanging on the wall at this restaurant. The picture is of me and a few other girls and a kind of famous baseball star who happened to come in and the owner recognized him. I hardly remember this day. He wasn't even at my table. I just happened to be around when the picture was taken. I was probably 19 in the photo when my boyfriend received the text pic, he was mad. He told me. It was so embarrassing for his friends to see that, and I should have told him. I told him I don't think often about this obscure photo of me hanging on a wall from five years ago. He was still adamant that I disrespected our relationship. Am I missing something? I did not put up the picture, nor do I remember it was there. I'm clearly just a barely legal adult in it. I don't remember it until he brought it up. Like, jeez, what happened? Is he just embarrassed about the uniform, or is it something else? Does anyone know? Because I'm at a loss. [00:58:10] Speaker B: What a very fragile male ego we have going on here. Wow. [00:58:16] Speaker A: But I'm going to tell you exactly from male perspective. [00:58:22] Speaker B: Oh, dear. [00:58:24] Speaker A: He was upset because he looks at it like you were kind of a ho, like you were a stripper. And now there's, like, a hot photo that your friends. That his friends have of you. It's like, if you did porn before and you. [00:58:45] Speaker B: How is this relatable to porn? [00:58:48] Speaker A: Let me finish my thought here. [00:58:49] Speaker B: Okay. [00:58:50] Speaker A: Like, if you did porn before and you didn't tell him, and then all of his friends found this porn video of you getting fucked by three dudes. [00:59:04] Speaker B: But he knew already, though. [00:59:05] Speaker A: No, he did not know. He did not know that she worked at Hooters. That was the thing. [00:59:16] Speaker B: No, he did know. He just didn't know about the photo. [00:59:24] Speaker A: Let me see. [00:59:27] Speaker B: The point is, he told him what. [00:59:29] Speaker A: A fucking pussy I left when I graduated. Obviously. Pictures me and a few of the girls. Yeah. No, she didn't tell him that she was working at Hooter. [00:59:52] Speaker B: Shouldn't have to. [00:59:55] Speaker A: But it's like, hey, here's a fucking. [01:00:00] Speaker B: If you found out I worked at Hooters right now, if we'd been in a relationship for this long, how would you feel? [01:00:05] Speaker A: I wouldn't care. [01:00:06] Speaker B: Exactly. [01:00:11] Speaker A: Imagine if there was a photo of me when I'm 19 and just in a sexy pose, and I have a. [01:00:20] Speaker B: Video of you stripping on YouTube. [01:00:23] Speaker A: Well, I'm sure it's been deleted by this point. [01:00:25] Speaker B: No, it's on my save to watch list. Whenever I'm really mad at you, I go and watch it and I feel better about myself. [01:00:33] Speaker A: You better delete that, or I'm going to get rid of your fucking YouTube premium. [01:00:37] Speaker B: That'll be fine. I've already finished my most popular chinese drama. I won't miss it too much. [01:00:44] Speaker A: I'll get rid of the Internet. [01:00:47] Speaker B: All right? [01:00:48] Speaker A: For you, I can easily do that, but, yeah, no, this dude's just embarrassed that his buddies fucking saw his girlfriend because he's very possessive of you. Op. [01:00:59] Speaker B: Which is gross. [01:01:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. But, yeah, he thinks that you belong to him and only him, and only he can see your titties and all that. [01:01:12] Speaker B: I want to see comments. [01:01:14] Speaker A: Thank you for informing me of the term restaurant. Never heard that one before. We're the same. Embarrassed that you work there as a teenager, but not embarrassed that his friend goes there as a grown ass man. Yeah, I love that. [01:01:34] Speaker B: That's just, like, the best thing ever. [01:01:37] Speaker A: So you probably see random men's dicks every now and again as you're a nurse. Is he insecure about that, too? You deserve better. [01:01:45] Speaker B: Oh, that's nice. [01:01:49] Speaker A: Oh, I work in an er, and I've seen more dicks than a hooker. Yeah. I mean, it's a fucking red flag. You're a nurse. Fuck him. You're already awesome. [01:02:07] Speaker B: And you afforded nurse girl, like, more power to you, chica. [01:02:13] Speaker A: There's nothing like this for dudes at all. Like, I can't fucking go around in a banana hammock at, like, a restaurant and beg. Hey, girls. What's up? I'm Alex. I'm your server tonight. [01:02:24] Speaker B: No, it's just, like, not as popular. I mean, would I go to play with that? [01:02:29] Speaker A: No. [01:02:30] Speaker B: But then, Ace, so I don't understand it to begin with. [01:02:33] Speaker A: I would. [01:02:33] Speaker B: You would? [01:02:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:35] Speaker B: Like, then you're exactly why it would work. [01:02:38] Speaker A: I would just go over there for the shits and giggles. [01:02:40] Speaker B: Exactly. [01:02:42] Speaker A: It would work, like, once, though. That's it. [01:02:47] Speaker B: That's still money. [01:02:48] Speaker A: Like, I'm not going to go to, like, magic Mike or Chippendale's. [01:02:51] Speaker B: Once is better than none. [01:02:53] Speaker A: But just for, like, the. Ha ha. Shit like that. Yeah, but no. Fuck him. Just get rid of him. Tell him to get over himself or you'll get over him. Simple. Opi, I am advising that you probably do need to probably break up with him because he seems very controlling. Lowell, what the fuck? Please break up with him. If this is enough to hurt his masculinity. I'm saying this as a dude. It's not even a big deal. What's the difference between a girl going to a club half naked versus working at a restaurant to fund your education? I'm assuming he wouldn't have a problem with the former, but the latter is an issue. Give me a break. Not everyone has the privilege of going to work while studying, so, yeah, figure it out. Talk to them. Find out what the fucking issue is. If you like them, cool. But you're still early enough on the relationship that you can get a new one and fuck off. So that's all I have to say. Like that. Right in time. Thank you all so much for being here with us. And if you're ever in Colorado Springs, there's a whole bunch of open mics. I'm not at most of them, because I am working. I work a shitload of times, like, six days a week. It sucks, but that's life. And that's what you have to deal with. Thank you all. We'll see you all next week. My wife's, like, shaking titties at me. [01:04:38] Speaker B: I made chimichangas. [01:04:39] Speaker A: She did. All right, bye.