The Lost Ep

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another week. This week is the lost episode. I am technically not here. I am out shooting guns many miles away at Dragon Man's freedom Shoot. So, you know, I didn't have time to, you know, do an episode, but I remembered. Oh, yeah, that's right. There was a couple weeks I didn't post anything. So here is that lost episode and begin or whatever. I don't know. Bye. Alrighty. Alrighty. Another week of the human podcast. Hell, yeah. So this week has been eventful. Let's start off with the fact that I think my wife broke my foot. So we're. [00:00:55] Speaker B: How on earth is this my fault? [00:00:58] Speaker A: I mean, take credit where credit is due. [00:01:00] Speaker B: I don't appreciate that. [00:01:03] Speaker A: We were sitting in the shower and she spikes, like a full thing of soap, like, right at my feet. And it hit my foot. I started crying. [00:01:21] Speaker B: No, you did not. [00:01:23] Speaker A: No, I never cry. [00:01:24] Speaker B: Nah, you sat and sulked. [00:01:27] Speaker A: But I'm your host, Alex. The truck. That's my wife, not the truck. And we got Courtney from across the land. [00:01:33] Speaker C: Yep, I'm right here. [00:01:36] Speaker A: Did you ever figure out how to turn on your grandma's sound? [00:01:40] Speaker C: Yeah, I had to restart the tv. I don't know why the Bluetooth wasn't working. [00:01:47] Speaker A: Sometimes it just doesn't. [00:01:49] Speaker C: Yeah, it's super annoying. And, like, she has all a bunch of different little sets. She bought a bunch of different colors. Oh. [00:02:03] Speaker B: It'S Bluetooth radio. [00:02:04] Speaker A: It's kind of. [00:02:05] Speaker C: It's, you know, you. Bluetooth headphones. [00:02:09] Speaker B: I know, but is it radio? Like, it. Does it use radio? [00:02:12] Speaker A: It is a signal of a sort. Yes. [00:02:14] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:15] Speaker C: Yeah, but, like, she uses it. Her fire TV has Bluetooth connection. She can connect her headphones to it. [00:02:27] Speaker A: Oh, that's cool. [00:02:29] Speaker C: Yeah. Any. A lot of smart TVs can connect to Bluetooth. [00:02:35] Speaker A: I mean, I've never even tried, but, you know, this TV could. But I'm just like, I know. I don't ever. I don't care that much. I mean, like, I'm a boomer when it really comes down to technology in general. And like, that. That's what sucks is like, I think I'm like, awesome with technology. And it's all passed me by. The kids, you know, they have new slang. I'm like one of those. Just like, get off my lawn, you children. [00:03:16] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Okay, I have something cool to say. [00:03:22] Speaker A: Let's hear it. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Okay, so it taskmastered. A new season's out. Right. One of the tasks is. Is a huge reference to stray. Okay. Like, straight up Huge reference. Like they're like solving a puzzle and one of the answers to a puzzle is 2815. And my brain's like, huh. Oh, that's one of the passcodes from Stray, because I play stray a lot. And then further into the task, they use the code to unlock a safe box and potatoes. The cat who's an orange cat is in it. Like, they use the stray code to open a passcode to pull out an orange cat. [00:03:54] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Like, that is a huge reference. It made me so happy. [00:03:58] Speaker A: I would never get that. [00:04:01] Speaker B: I. You. Yeah, I know you, you only ever played the hard parts for me, you know. [00:04:06] Speaker A: Like, what I want is remember the show lost. [00:04:11] Speaker B: Yes. [00:04:12] Speaker A: So like for anyone that doesn't remember there's a show lost and there was a, you know, a sequence of numbers in the show that, you know, keeps on coming up. I forget, you know, if it was important or not. I never finished the show. I didn't give a. But like, I always hoped that those numbers would hit in the lottery for like real. [00:04:34] Speaker B: That would have been dope though, because. [00:04:36] Speaker A: So many people, I'm sure, still play those numbers to this day. [00:04:41] Speaker B: Oh, of course. [00:04:43] Speaker A: Like, I remember the numbers. [00:04:45] Speaker B: It's a ritual to this day. [00:04:47] Speaker A: I'm like, it's 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. But I know. Fucking useless trivia that I know. But I'm like, I, I wanted those numbers to fucking hit so goddamn bad. So that way people come in. I won the lottery, bitch. Oh my God. And you're like, they're so excited. And then they go down to the lottery office back. I'm here to collect my big ass check. [00:05:16] Speaker B: What if they put the numbers out as a gag just to with people. [00:05:20] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:05:24] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. You know, though, because they're using a lot of the space or like multiple people choose those numbers. Yeah, you'd have to split the cat. [00:05:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that, that's the whole thing is like people would be so happy. They would come in and they'd be like, yeah, you got $7. Like, no, no, it was, it was a billion dollars. It's like, yeah, like fucking, you know, 500 million of you all put in the same number. So you're getting like $7. [00:06:00] Speaker C: I wonder how many people really do it. I bet you too, at the same time. [00:06:05] Speaker A: I bet you too fucking many too many. [00:06:08] Speaker B: Yep. [00:06:08] Speaker A: Like, I remember like when the lottery, the lottery has hit like over a billion a few times at that point. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Even I go out and buy a lottery ticket. [00:06:20] Speaker A: I know, me too. Like, the last time I got, you know, it hit over a billion. I went out and bought a lottery ticket and I spent the entire day fantasizing. Fantasizing you do that. I couldn't help myself. I fantasize your poor chickens all day. Like, you know, I had reality in the back seat. Be like, dude, you're not winning. There's no shot like it. You have a 1 and you have a 2% chance of the winner being in your state. And it's like, yeah, but I. I could, you know, hit that and then hit that and then hit every parlay to where I win the entire billion dollars. Then I'll just take the lump sum and then be set for life, you know, I didn't win. [00:07:09] Speaker B: I thought you'd get more money if you do the monthly payments. [00:07:11] Speaker A: You do, but, you know, like, then they get to hold on to that money and technically, like, they get to, you know, fucking grow. It's fucked up, you know, like, they should just give you all the money, but they don't. [00:07:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:29] Speaker A: It'S what, it's like, still, $500 million is a lot of money. [00:07:33] Speaker B: It's a lot of money. We'll take that straight up. [00:07:37] Speaker C: Well, the reason why they did it was because of. They wanted to get people to pay into something, a pot. And then the money is supposed to go towards schools and like that. [00:07:50] Speaker A: You want to know something that's up? [00:07:52] Speaker C: What? [00:07:53] Speaker A: Why do you think schools do not teach statistics? [00:07:59] Speaker C: For this very reason. [00:08:00] Speaker A: For this very reason. So kids grow up, don't realize what an impossibility the lottery actually is, and then go play it. That's why they give some money to the schools. So they do not teach statistics and all that fucking, you know, your odds or any of that bullshit. They don't teach it in schools. So you go out thinking that you're gonna fucking be rich, not realizing, you know, how little the fucking odds are. You know, you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than actually winning the lottery. But, you know, they need a bunch of dumbass kids to go out and fucking pay for it, and they do. So they give the schools some money so they don't teach it. [00:08:43] Speaker B: Stats was like, trick. It hurt my head and I could not understand it. [00:08:48] Speaker A: It's like the, you know, three door puzzle where, you know, you're in a game show and, you know, behind two doors are goats, and behind the other door is a car, brand new car, you know, and, you know, before you start, you know, you choose a door and you're like, okay, cool. And then they show you another door that has like a goat behind it, that one that you didn't choose. You know, is it, you know, better to change or not? [00:09:15] Speaker C: It doesn't fucking matter at that point. [00:09:21] Speaker A: But the statistics will tell you you actually have a better chance when you change from the answer you gave. [00:09:29] Speaker B: Oh, I would have stuck with that. [00:09:30] Speaker C: Well, the thing is, you're. You're still having the same answer. You can still the same statistics are the same now. [00:09:37] Speaker A: Well, you had a 33% chance, you know, when you first did it, and now everything has changed it. But technically, you know, now you know what is up and it's a 50, 50 chance. Realistically, you know, cuz you get, you know, you can change your door or leave it the same. So now you have a 50, 50 chance. But you know, either way, you're never gonna win the lottery. Like, let's put that out there. You're never gonna win it big in, you know, the casinos, you know, they'll like, you know, let a few people win the letter. A few rich people be like, yeah, you get to win. You're a winner that way people come in and be like, I'm gonna play baccarat, like that tattooed guy and I'm gonna win so much. And then you lost the house to the casino. What happened? I was gonna be a millionaire and get all these cool. And they're like, well, dinner's on us. How about that? And you know, you're sitting there freaking the out. So. Yeah, I don't play the lottery. I don't play any games of luck. [00:10:46] Speaker B: Wait, so is all the good food at casinos a consolation prize? [00:10:51] Speaker A: Good food? [00:10:52] Speaker B: Yeah, Hawks had the whatever, like double Hawks Casino. [00:10:56] Speaker A: Red Hawk Casino. [00:10:57] Speaker B: Yeah, they had really good food. [00:10:58] Speaker A: They had awful food. [00:11:01] Speaker B: Times I went there, it was really good. [00:11:04] Speaker A: It was really bad buffet food. [00:11:09] Speaker B: How often did you go? [00:11:11] Speaker A: Pretty goddamn often, considering I lived down the street from them. [00:11:15] Speaker B: So how often? [00:11:17] Speaker A: Probably like once a month. I had friends that worked there. [00:11:20] Speaker B: That's not often. [00:11:22] Speaker A: Pretty goddamn often considering you lived in Folsom. [00:11:27] Speaker C: Oh my God, you guys are funny. [00:11:32] Speaker A: I mean, we, we can go down to the casino if you want and like, I'll take you down to the buffet, we'll go down to Cripple Creek. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Is it good food? Because I only want to go if it's good food. [00:11:41] Speaker A: I don't know. I've never been to Cripple Creek. Well, not the casinos. I've been to Cripple Creek, but not the casinos. Casinos. [00:11:48] Speaker B: Called Cripple Creek is hilarious. [00:11:51] Speaker A: Well, weirdly, Courtney, I do not have your sister's number. [00:11:56] Speaker C: Facebook. [00:11:57] Speaker A: I. She's not my friend on Facebook either. [00:12:00] Speaker C: Oh, really? Oh, okay, good. Oh, whoops. [00:12:04] Speaker A: Yeah, no, not at all. Like, let me let. Actually maybe let me. Let me see really quick. If she is my friend on Facebook. Facebook. [00:12:12] Speaker B: I'm talking about Cassie, right? [00:12:15] Speaker C: Yep. You can't say her name. [00:12:18] Speaker B: Oh, sorry. [00:12:21] Speaker C: Though I've probably said it before. [00:12:22] Speaker A: You have? [00:12:23] Speaker B: Yeah. What was her stripper name? [00:12:28] Speaker C: I don't remember. Yeah, I'm not gonna say it. [00:12:33] Speaker A: She. She is. [00:12:34] Speaker C: She had a few of them actually on Facebook. Alex, is she your friends on Facebook? [00:12:39] Speaker B: Oh, God, no. [00:12:41] Speaker A: What. What's hilarious is she's friends with you, your dad and Ben. [00:12:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I know. [00:12:54] Speaker A: And it's like, ugh. [00:12:57] Speaker B: No, I was friends with her a while and then she started making like, comments on my posts and I was like, oh, my God, leave me alone. [00:13:03] Speaker C: What comments was she making? [00:13:04] Speaker B: I'm sure they were nice. I just sent what my post commented on. [00:13:09] Speaker C: What's the whole point? [00:13:10] Speaker B: No, I just want people to see it. [00:13:13] Speaker C: Oh my God, you guys are so funny. Ah. Is the new Meta Quest 3s good? [00:13:22] Speaker A: Yeah, the first meta quest was good. [00:13:25] Speaker C: Okay. [00:13:26] Speaker A: I still have the first one. It's good. It's right there. [00:13:30] Speaker C: Oh, no, I'm talking about the new one that came out. I was just wondering if there was no. Any diff. Real difference. [00:13:36] Speaker A: The real difference, I believe it has pass through. So that means you can see the room. Like, you can like, you know, hit a button. You can see everything around you. Because it has cameras. It's more, you know, responsive, faster games. Yeah, I mean, like, it, like Beat Saber is probably, you know, like the main reason to get a. Any VR because it is quite an exercise to do. [00:14:08] Speaker C: Yeah, I need to start doing it again. [00:14:12] Speaker A: Do you have a. Like. [00:14:15] Speaker C: Yeah, I have a VR. [00:14:16] Speaker A: Okay. [00:14:17] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. I have the one before last that has these oval. Has the circle ones. [00:14:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean they all have the circle ones. They haven't changed. [00:14:26] Speaker C: No, they're all slightly different. [00:14:28] Speaker A: No, still circle ones. Same mango. Second to bottom where that rifle is leaning against. [00:14:35] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Circles. The black circles. It's fine. [00:14:40] Speaker C: Yeah, they're different. I think that that one doesn't. Dang it. Where was it? I was just looking at it. [00:14:47] Speaker A: One controllers. [00:14:50] Speaker C: Yeah, they look different. Yeah. Let's see. There it is. Yeah, they don't have the little halo on them now. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Oh, they got rid of the halo. Okay. [00:15:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:10] Speaker A: I kind of like the halo. It was good. [00:15:14] Speaker B: Did it make it harder to drop. [00:15:17] Speaker A: No, I don't know what the Halo did, but it did something. [00:15:21] Speaker B: I mean, that's what I assumed it did. [00:15:23] Speaker A: Like, let me see. Meta Quest 3. [00:15:29] Speaker C: Here's some information about Meta Quest 3128 gigabyte. And it doesn't have that Halo anymore. [00:15:40] Speaker A: Yes. $500, 2.2 hours of battery life. Yeah, it's the Meta Quest 3. 3. Yeah, you can buy the cheaper one and, you know, get it. [00:15:51] Speaker C: The Amazon bundle is 300. Yeah, you can get for 128 gigabytes. [00:15:56] Speaker A: You can get a refurbished Meta Quest 3s for 269.99 at the site. [00:16:03] Speaker C: Yeah. What the. How much is this one? Oh, this one's 528. [00:16:10] Speaker A: I mean, like, if it went down, like, say, significantly in value, then I'm like, maybe, but I'm not home enough to, you know, really, you know, play it all that often. And, you know, it has a weird. [00:16:25] Speaker C: Headset, like the Elite, Elite strap battery bundle. Oh, it's an extra battery thing. [00:16:32] Speaker A: Yeah. So it goes on the back and it, you know, extends the battery life. It's pretty great. [00:16:37] Speaker B: Oh, but does it weigh more? [00:16:40] Speaker A: Well, the way I used to do it is I had a battery in my back pocket and I would run the cord like up through my shirt and then plug it in and so I would be able to play and then I'd have like a big fucking battery. And it had like, you know, probably like 10 hours to my whole gaming session. [00:16:59] Speaker B: That sounds very uncomfortable. [00:17:01] Speaker A: No, like the. Because it would just sit in my back pocket. [00:17:04] Speaker B: You know, having a wire up under your shirt, like touching your skin the whole time. Wires are painful. They hurt. [00:17:10] Speaker A: I have double shirts all the time. Or double shirts. [00:17:14] Speaker B: Okay. [00:17:15] Speaker A: Why not wear double shirts? [00:17:16] Speaker B: I hate clothes. They hurt my skin. [00:17:18] Speaker A: That's fine. Yes. [00:17:20] Speaker C: It's so weird. [00:17:21] Speaker A: I. I'm not gonna buy it. You know, I have too much other that I need to buy first. You know, maybe, you know, if I get down to it, I might go, okay, cool. But you know, I already have a valve index, which is better. It's computer and all that. [00:17:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:39] Speaker A: But speaking of buying things like I, I up, you know, twice. [00:17:48] Speaker B: It'S going to be thrice. [00:17:50] Speaker A: And it better not be thrice. So today I, I built a new rifle. I built an AR10. The Palmetto start start state armory, you know, Saber 10. I, I got a stripped lower and I just, you know, threw some parts on there, you know, got a kit and just built it myself. I'm like, there, done. Then I went out and bought some magazines for it. You know, some AR10 magazines just went in the store. I'm like, yo, can I get some AR10 magazines? And like, yep, here you go. And I didn't check it. I didn't look at it. I just assumed. [00:18:30] Speaker C: Nope. [00:18:30] Speaker A: And so, like, I get home, you know, with the first, you know, Air 10 magazines, and they're for an FAL. I'm like, okay, this is wrong, but whatever, you know, that's fine. I go to the second store, you know, I, you know, I check them, says AR10. I'm like, all right, cool. Nope, wrong again. And so now I have gone to Bass Pro Shop, which I hate, fucking supporting these giant companies, but, you know, sometimes you have to. And I am goddamn hoping and praying that this is correct, because I'm just gonna go in tomorrow, you know, pick it up and just bring it back home. I. I'm, I'm not even gonna check it in the car. I'm not like, you're not gonna check. [00:19:19] Speaker B: It in the car? [00:19:19] Speaker A: I'm not gonna check it in the car. [00:19:20] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Why are you not checking it in the car? [00:19:22] Speaker A: Because I already bought it. [00:19:24] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:19:25] Speaker A: It's too late. It's too late. You, Once you buy it, it's yours type. [00:19:32] Speaker B: Okay, well then why are you going to build up the anticipation for sadness? [00:19:37] Speaker A: Because it might be gladness that I, I get. I might be able to, you know, take this gun out and be like, yeah, because everything else is done. You know, I lock tighted all the screws, everything, you know, anti walk pens, all, you know, across the board. It's great. You know, and hopefully it all works. And hopefully I can slap this magazine in and, you know, thumbs up all the way. Hell yeah. But, you know, if sadness is to happen, I did order three more magazines, Three more magazines from Palmetto State Armory. So hopefully, you know, it. It does not fuck me open even more. And if, if this doesn't work, I will have seven magazines. [00:20:42] Speaker C: Can you just resell them? How would you resell them? [00:20:45] Speaker A: I just take them to a gun show and just pick. Hey, who wants magazines? It's not the end of the world. And I can also just go buy a rifle that accepts these magazines, which I plan to do. [00:21:01] Speaker B: Because now you have to. [00:21:02] Speaker A: Now I have to. Yeah. Well, I have bullets for a gun I don't have. I have, you know, 50 Action Express. Yeah, I, I don't have a 50X. Like, I literally came across and the dudes, like, give me $10 and I'll give you that box of 50 Action Express, brand new, unopened, like, okay, dude. God damn it. And like, that's how it happens every goddamn time is like, I'll run into like, old friends at the gun show, run in a fucking booth, and they'll like, dude, what's up? You know, I'm like, what do you got for me? And then they'll pull some, you know, ridiculous out for too good of a goddamn price and I have to buy it. [00:21:49] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:21:52] Speaker A: Like, that's the same reason you got Chai Te. He was like a expensive ass cat that you got for free. [00:21:57] Speaker B: I did get him for free. [00:21:59] Speaker A: So you had to take it. [00:22:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just. I just still get to laugh at you with you, ideally. [00:22:13] Speaker A: I mean. [00:22:13] Speaker B: And I got five bucks running on this. [00:22:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's going to work. I swear. Like, we'll get it home. [00:22:24] Speaker B: I really hope it works for your. [00:22:26] Speaker C: Sake or, you know, guys. [00:22:32] Speaker A: Or I will have seven magazines and just sadness. [00:22:40] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:22:42] Speaker A: Like, I will have. [00:22:43] Speaker C: So funny. [00:22:43] Speaker A: I. I have a 3D printer, so I can probably 3D print some shit to make it work. And I really hope I don't have to learn how to fucking make magazines. And in 3D printing. I'm like 100%. Like, there should be, you know, other people that have come across this problem too. I feel, I feel like I'm not the only one. [00:23:10] Speaker B: I feel like that's a Reddit question. [00:23:12] Speaker A: No, no one on, like, literally I looked on Reddit and someone's like, you know, hey, these magazines. And then like, like I looked at the subreddit. It was day Z, it was a video game. These pieces of. [00:23:26] Speaker B: So I need to downgrade to Korra. Oh, hand me mine. [00:23:31] Speaker C: Ew. Why? [00:23:35] Speaker A: Oh, I love Korra. Okay. [00:23:40] Speaker B: Hilarious. [00:23:41] Speaker A: I. I like, I don't know who's on Quora, but I assume it's all middle aged people. You know, I don't even know how to answer a question on Quora. Yeah, no idea. I don't have an account on Quora. I like looked up a question once and it's like, hey, Cora. And I'm like, cool. And you know, now I just, you know, browse it just to see what people say. [00:24:06] Speaker C: Oh. [00:24:07] Speaker B: So something I like to do is I look up a question and I'll go like, factually check it and. And then I look it up on Quora to see how wrong it is and how bad the answers are. So I can laugh at them. [00:24:19] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:24:23] Speaker C: You are hilarious. [00:24:26] Speaker A: I mean, I. I like just going on the Internet just to see people fight. Like, I go to X just to see people fight. [00:24:36] Speaker C: Really? [00:24:37] Speaker A: Oh, it's. It's the greatest in the world. Like, you'll. You'll see the. You know, the angriest people you know. How dare you? You piece it. You know, it's like, ah. Good. Good fight. [00:24:50] Speaker B: God. Weird. [00:24:54] Speaker A: See what bulk ammo deals? I can get. [00:25:01] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Man, Alex, I wish you can spray it. I wish you can smell the stuff that I got. [00:25:11] Speaker B: The new stuff or stuff you found while you were unpacking your bookcase. [00:25:18] Speaker C: The stuff that I bought at the farmer's market. [00:25:21] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, yeah. Cause you're talking about it earlier. You were gonna go to the farmer's market. [00:25:26] Speaker C: Yeah, I did. Ah, yuzu blossom. It smells so good. [00:25:32] Speaker B: That does. Okay. That sounds like it would smell so good. [00:25:37] Speaker C: It smells good. [00:25:38] Speaker B: Yuzu's amazing. [00:25:40] Speaker C: And then coastal cottage. I already had bought the. The candle for it. And then cactus flower. Jade. It smells so good, too. Oh, my God. [00:25:55] Speaker B: Does jade actually have a scent or is it just the idea? [00:25:59] Speaker C: I don't know. I think it was called. That might be what one of the ingredients is called. You can look it up. Jade flower or something. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Because isn't jade a rock? [00:26:17] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. It's a green rock, but it's also a color. [00:26:22] Speaker B: Oh, okay. So you eat with your eyes, but do you smell with your eyes as well? [00:26:30] Speaker A: Wait, what? [00:26:31] Speaker B: Yes. [00:26:32] Speaker A: Do you smell with your eyes? [00:26:34] Speaker B: No. You eat with your eyes. Right. So no. Yes. [00:26:39] Speaker A: I've never eaten with my eyes. [00:26:40] Speaker C: If something doesn't look appetizing, are you gonna eat it or not? [00:26:46] Speaker B: His question. Because he will eat slop off the floor. Okay. [00:26:49] Speaker A: I'm like a dog. [00:26:51] Speaker B: He does not understand the concept of what we're talking about. How, for, Courtney, do you think you smell with your eyes? [00:26:58] Speaker C: Not smell. [00:26:59] Speaker A: I mean, if I see a pile. [00:27:00] Speaker C: Of chips, like, if I see something, like, if I see something that I know what it smells like, then I might nostalgically remember it. But, like, I don't know. [00:27:13] Speaker B: I'm drinking a lager right now, which is disgusting and foul. But I'm drinking it because the cans, like, really pretty, and. And it has like a. Like a. It looks like a beach scene, and there's surfboards, and so I'm drinking it. [00:27:26] Speaker A: That is the same thing. [00:27:28] Speaker B: Nasty. I hate this beer. But I really like the color on the can. [00:27:32] Speaker A: Yeah, like, the. The magazines look too good. They they look just fine. And then I, like, get them up to my rifle and. Oh, no, it doesn't fit. I hate this. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Okay. No, no, no. I knew these beers were going to taste nasty. I just really wanted to drink the artwork. Like, I knew what I was getting myself into. [00:27:52] Speaker C: I hate that when something looks pretty, but it tastes disgusting. [00:27:56] Speaker B: But, like, I knew it was going to taste disgusting. And I drink and I'm drinking it anyway. [00:28:01] Speaker C: You. [00:28:07] Speaker A: So let's get into the first news story. So my mom or my wife? [00:28:11] Speaker B: My mom. My mom. You had to go through your mom to cycle to wife? [00:28:19] Speaker A: My mom. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, my. Oh, my God. [00:28:25] Speaker C: That is so weird. I have more results now for just one slot. [00:28:35] Speaker A: What? [00:28:38] Speaker C: Oh, I'm looking for a bookcase and it, like, did not show, like, you know how it says how many results you are when you filter it? Well, it didn't show some of the results when I had two. Two things selected, man. No, I just really want to find a piece of furniture that I like. [00:29:26] Speaker A: But my wife has no idea about Andy Byron, that CEO. [00:29:31] Speaker B: Okay. All I know is that I have so funny. I don't know anything about it. I just saw the mascots mimicking it. Now is the extent of my knowledge. [00:29:40] Speaker A: So he was the CEO. [00:29:44] Speaker B: Was. [00:29:45] Speaker A: Was even better. [00:29:46] Speaker C: He was fired. [00:29:47] Speaker A: He was, you know, he was fired. [00:29:49] Speaker B: Was he allowed to step down or was he fired? [00:29:53] Speaker A: He resigned. [00:29:54] Speaker B: Okay, so he's allowed to step down. Continue. [00:29:57] Speaker A: He was an astronomer CEO, and he was at a Coldplay concert, which is even more embarrassing that you paid to go see. [00:30:06] Speaker B: Talking about Coldplay is. [00:30:08] Speaker A: Coldplay is old. [00:30:10] Speaker B: Coldplay's nostalgic. [00:30:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, listen to it. Go listen to a, you know, tape of Coldplay or something. Like, they're so old. Like, don't get me wrong. Like, you know, they had some good songs. [00:30:26] Speaker B: Precisely. But oldies but goodies, you know. [00:30:30] Speaker A: Listen to them on Spotify. [00:30:31] Speaker B: That's the phrase, right? [00:30:32] Speaker A: Yeah. So this dude, you know, like, they were like, you know, shooting, you know, like, taking video, like, people around and putting them over in the Jumbotron. And the CEO, they didn't do anything. [00:30:47] Speaker C: They wouldn't have been caught. If they had just passed it off and covered their faces and kissed, then it would have been fine. No one would have recognized them. [00:30:55] Speaker B: Yeah, no, they panicked. [00:30:58] Speaker A: So, you know, it was a kiss cam that was going on. And so, like, they. They show these two and, like, you know, he's like, you know, has his hands around her and, like, they recognize, like, people online recognize him because he freaks the fuck out, ducks below the camera and she's just all embarrassed, like covering her face, like, ah, you know, and like, who the are these people? And it turns out that he was the CEO and she was ahead of hr. [00:31:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:30] Speaker A: Not his wife. [00:31:32] Speaker B: Okay, that was so funny from the beginning. Obviously not. I knew that was the side chick. [00:31:41] Speaker A: But head of HR of his company. [00:31:45] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not a good look. [00:31:48] Speaker A: And so now he had to step the down. You know, as previously stated, astronomers committed to the values and cultures that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are, you know, expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability. And recently that standard was not met. Andy Byron has tendered his resignation and the board of directors has accepted. The board will, you know, begin a search for the next chief executive and co founder and chief officer, you know, as Pete DeJoy continues to serve as interim CEO. Oh, man. Like I, I just, I want to. [00:32:36] Speaker B: Know if they were embezzling or if there was like other underhanded stuff going in amongst the business because I would just. [00:32:41] Speaker C: Well, I think it, what's really up is she was the only woman in like, like a high up position. And so like now they're bashing woman again. [00:32:54] Speaker A: I mean, you know, she's not a bad looking chick. [00:33:01] Speaker C: No. They're saying she slept her way up. [00:33:03] Speaker A: Probably that's it. You know, I. This is gonna be a hot take, you know, good for women that sleep their way to the top, you know. Good for you. You did it. You beat the patriarchy by the patriarchy, the patriarchy, by fucking the patriarchy. [00:33:26] Speaker B: So, yeah, your town's improved, so I'm less irritated. [00:33:31] Speaker A: This is a good thing. [00:33:33] Speaker B: I know. [00:33:34] Speaker A: I wonder if she got fired. I hope not. [00:33:38] Speaker C: It doesn't say. [00:33:39] Speaker A: I, I hope she got to keep her job because I, I don't think she will. [00:33:45] Speaker B: So what does Astronomer do? Like, is it like because the guy was fired? Well, no, like what does the company do? Like, are they like selling tarot cards or some. [00:33:54] Speaker A: That'd be hilarious. Let's, let's look it up. No, cancel. Search Google for Astronomer. Astronomer company. Let's see what they do. Looks like just like a cloud company. Oh, data operations technology company specializing in AI. Yeah. [00:34:33] Speaker B: I mean, bad PR is still pr. I'm going to say that. [00:34:37] Speaker A: Yeah. If they would have just kissed, no one would have given a. No one would ever known. [00:34:44] Speaker C: Yep. [00:34:49] Speaker A: But it's like, don't go to like a public place where someone can videotape you and don't be cute looking like that you know, or stand side by side. Like last time I was at a concert with my wife, we were sitting next to each other. I'm holding hands. I like threw my jacket on her. I'm like there you go, it's cold or something. [00:35:15] Speaker B: It was cold. I got to wear his jacket the whole, at the whole time. And I wore his hat for like more than half of it. [00:35:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's because, you know, fucking hats are great. [00:35:30] Speaker B: I. I had misjudged how late the sun was going to take to set. [00:35:33] Speaker A: I always know. I know everything. [00:35:36] Speaker B: I was very cozy. [00:35:41] Speaker A: Get started for free. Hell yes. And sign up for a free trial of Astro in your business email and get 500 in free credit. Personal email only receive only $300. [00:35:55] Speaker B: So you gotta make up something that. [00:35:56] Speaker A: Sounds profession I would have to have access to. It seems like I don't send it. [00:36:04] Speaker B: For all kinds of free with fake emails. [00:36:09] Speaker A: I'm not, I'm not giving them my email them. [00:36:12] Speaker B: No, I've got. Okay, so I have one fake email that if I really need to I could log into and I've got two more. [00:36:17] Speaker A: Just so you know, you can do this 10minutemail.com. [00:36:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:24] Speaker A: And it's a 10 minute email that you get. We can come in here and you know, copy the entire fucking email like this, you know, copy your email and then you can go over here to Astro and then just be boom, boom. Paste disposable email isn't accepted. Damn, you're. [00:36:52] Speaker B: Babe, you can't cheat in AI. [00:36:54] Speaker A: They. You're trying to cheat in AI called me out. They know. Oh. [00:37:02] Speaker B: You know something that's like petty on my part. So you have, do you ever have, you know, do you ever need to get just like a little bit of like the coin money and like a game and so you do the thing where you like feel like a stupid survey and get like whatever coin you need for it. I always put in my parents information so I know they get spammed all the time. [00:37:20] Speaker A: That's hilarious. [00:37:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:21] Speaker C: My God, you should sign them up for a Mormon shit. I should. Or Jehovah Witness. [00:37:30] Speaker B: No. Okay. No. The couple times they showed up my dad like hung out with them. Like it was weird. [00:37:38] Speaker A: See, I should do it. [00:37:40] Speaker C: I should send Jehovah Witnesses. Need their time. Yeah, they'll find something in common. [00:37:46] Speaker A: I should send Jehovah's Witnesses to our house and then like corrupt them. Beg. Dude, you want a beer? Come on in. Drink a beer. Hell yeah, bro. Dude, just drink the beer. Yeah, they don't yeah, well, I know they don't. [00:37:59] Speaker C: They go in pairs, and they'll tell on each other. [00:38:04] Speaker A: I'm like, you don't have to tell on each other. You know, this could be your little secret. This could be our little secret. You could just come here and pretend like you're spreading gospel and then, like. [00:38:14] Speaker B: What if they're just, like, an undercover gay couple and this is like, the only time they get to go out on dates? [00:38:19] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Did we do, like, an episode about, like, my husband's not gay? [00:38:25] Speaker B: What? [00:38:25] Speaker A: Have you never heard of this show? My Husband sounds amazing. Yeah, it's a reality show back in 2015. [00:38:34] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:38:38] Speaker A: You know Matt. Oh, they. It's a different. God damn it. But so it is literally Mormon husbands, okay? And they are married, like, in the church and everything. You know, hardcore Mormons in Salt Lake City. And they're gay. The husbands are the gayest. Let me pull this up. Here we go. Let me share it with Courtney so she can actually see it, like, what we're talking about. [00:39:16] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:39:17] Speaker B: I fucking love reality tv. Like, this better be. I love a mama's. [00:39:27] Speaker A: It's so good. Hey, guys. It's so good. [00:39:30] Speaker C: Jeff and I are meeting Pret and. [00:39:32] Speaker B: Megan for an early dinner tonight. And whenever we get together, you never know where those conversations may go. [00:39:38] Speaker A: I want to hear your French pronunciation on the menu. I'll critique you. [00:39:43] Speaker C: I'm not doing that. [00:39:44] Speaker A: Tuna melt. [00:39:46] Speaker B: Great. [00:39:47] Speaker A: Very good. Thank you. Of course. [00:39:53] Speaker C: Oh, God. [00:39:53] Speaker A: Hi. [00:39:54] Speaker B: Welcome to Boulogne. Why do they. Okay, I want the girls to be a couple, too, but they look like sisters. [00:40:01] Speaker A: Can I get you all an appetizer to start? You know, your hummus looks good. Your hummus plate. Your hummus. Great. We'll try it. Okay, thanks. [00:40:10] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Should you guys know. [00:40:11] Speaker C: So in his defense, hummus really does seem fairly good. [00:40:15] Speaker B: Thomas is amazing. [00:40:16] Speaker A: We have a very. [00:40:16] Speaker B: I just had a really ageist comment. [00:40:18] Speaker A: I'm sorry, everybody, one more way. We try to be open, and I found it's more freeing to just acknowledge. Yeah, that is a beautiful man. I'd say neither earrings nor the masculine butcher. More of the all American guy. [00:40:32] Speaker B: That's your type. Well, yeah, sure, cuz they're bonies. [00:40:36] Speaker A: My husband's not kidding. [00:40:39] Speaker C: This is total. I feel like part of it is, like, totally staged. [00:40:43] Speaker B: That is so staged. 100%. They're not even trying to hide it. But that just makes it even better. [00:40:50] Speaker A: I, I, I don't care if it's just like, you know, seven gay Dudes, you know, and they just like bring in women to like pretend to be their eyes. It's a great like show that they should bring back. [00:41:04] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:41:06] Speaker B: I feel like it's a really good show. [00:41:08] Speaker A: Like, like, just like fucking reality shows about Mormon people. Great shit. Like, like any show about any religious people. Like, you know, I want to see how badly like the Catholic priest gets down on the weekend, like after. [00:41:25] Speaker B: Oh my God, that shit is so scripted and unreal. But it's fun to watch. [00:41:29] Speaker A: It's fun to watch. I like fucking trashy, sloppy fucking television. Okay? Like, call me fucking, you know, a white trashy person. [00:41:37] Speaker B: Okay. Nuh, I watch. Is that tattoo far and that's trashy because that has what's her face from Jersey Shore in it. [00:41:44] Speaker A: You watch fucking that dress show about the wedding dresses. [00:41:50] Speaker C: Say yes to the dress. [00:41:51] Speaker B: Yes. That. You did not just tarnish it like that. [00:41:55] Speaker A: Did you look at my dress? [00:41:58] Speaker C: It's actually really staged. [00:42:00] Speaker B: I know it's staged, but the dresses are so pretty. [00:42:03] Speaker A: Everything on TV is stunning. [00:42:05] Speaker B: Oh my God, the dresses are so pretty. I'm literally just there to look at the dresses. The dresses are so pretty, but. And there's lots of pink ones. [00:42:14] Speaker A: But as an average American, you know. [00:42:17] Speaker B: Sometimes I wear my wedding dress while I watch the show. [00:42:19] Speaker A: I am, you know, 34. I, I probably have maybe a good, you know, another 30 years of my life. You know, just let me live them, you know, watching trashy TV and collecting my guns and be like, oh yeah, if an invasion ever happens, I'll take on the invasion. I won't. Not at all. I don't care. [00:42:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:45] Speaker A: You know, like, you won't, but like I, I want to like see your dad like, you know, come out in his wheelchair just like, you know, like guns like attached to his wheelchair. I'm like, oh my God, coolest thing ever. [00:43:03] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:43:03] Speaker A: Just, it's like, yeah, cyborg dad come through. But yeah, so that, that dude got caught as. I don't even feel bad for him. Him. [00:43:19] Speaker B: Of course not. [00:43:23] Speaker A: But on to the, on to the next story. A man who helped a girl attacked by shark in Florida detained by ICE officials. That is cold as Luis Alvarez is being held in jail after police stopped him. He said he was driving without his headlights on. A man who helped rescue a nine year old girl after she was attacked and badly injured by a shark in Florida has we did been detained by immigration authorities and could face deportation. [00:43:57] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, yeah, them. [00:44:00] Speaker A: Wait, wait, you don't, you don't like the deportation? [00:44:03] Speaker C: No, I think it's stupid. [00:44:07] Speaker A: I. I mean, like. [00:44:12] Speaker C: They'D, like, do way more criminals and stuff. [00:44:15] Speaker A: I'm like. [00:44:15] Speaker C: But they haven't really caught the criminals. [00:44:18] Speaker A: The criminals are dangerous. That's scary. Oh, my God. He has a neck tattoo and a Glock. You know, they don't want to go after that guy. But this guy, you know, he's saving little girls from sharks. You know, he's an easy target. And he's brown with last name of Alvarez. Easter. Yeah, let's throw them in jail. You know, like, if. If they were going after criminals, I'm sure everyone would be, like, 100% go do your go off ice. Hell, yeah. High fives all day long. But it's like, no, you're just arresting like. Like good people that are over here, just trying to make a life better for themselves. [00:44:57] Speaker C: Yep. [00:44:58] Speaker A: So, I mean, you know, be better. You know, soon enough, you're gonna, like, run out of, like, you know, the good browns, and you're only gonna be left with the bad browns. [00:45:12] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:45:13] Speaker A: Is it a wrong thing to say? I mean, like, you know, I, like. I want, you know, immigrants to be over here. Like, I've been around the world. I. I know. [00:45:23] Speaker B: If you get deported, do I get alimony from the government? [00:45:26] Speaker A: I'm a legal resident. [00:45:28] Speaker B: I don't think ICE cares about that shit. [00:45:31] Speaker A: I have an id. [00:45:33] Speaker B: I don't think ICE care. [00:45:34] Speaker A: They do. [00:45:35] Speaker B: The point is, would I get alimony or would I have to give up the house? [00:45:40] Speaker A: I won't get arrested by ice. I speak English. I've been talked to by the FBI, which is a level higher than ice. [00:45:52] Speaker B: Oh, I thought ICE was below. [00:45:55] Speaker A: Yeah, isis. Below the FBI. Yes. Oh, I've been talked to by the FBI, and I have my fingerprints and systems and all kinds of shit, so, yes, I am a legal citizen. Thanks, Mom. I'm a legal citizen, hopefully. [00:46:13] Speaker C: Is your mom a legal citizen? [00:46:14] Speaker A: Of course she is. Maybe. Mom, are you a legal citizen? We'll never know. You know, I. I doubt that she has gotten to this point in the podcast, you know, without, you know, like, ah. You know, luckily, people in California can't use, like, a Glock as a pacifier. [00:46:37] Speaker C: Oh, gosh. Alex does that. Does his mom comment on the podcast to you? [00:46:44] Speaker B: Sometimes. She says she likes to listen to our voices. [00:46:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think she actually listens to what I say, but my mom does do this thing where she sees that I'm calling and just sends it straight to voicemail because she knows I'm not gonna say anything intelligent. She knows she's gonna lose brain cells just listening to the voicemail. She's like, oh, no, that hurt my brain. Oh, why does this suck? This is, like, worse than drinking Everclear or, you know, listening to my son talk. And it's fine, you know, it's real. I mean, like, good. [00:47:22] Speaker C: Yep. You have Alex call her. [00:47:25] Speaker B: Yep. [00:47:25] Speaker A: I. I mean, like, if. If I really want to, you know, like, if it's something important, I'll have my wife call her. But if it. If it's not something important, you know, I'm just like, you know, like, birthday. I'm like, I'll call her on her birthday, you know, Ring, ring, ring, ring. Boom. Straight to voicemail. I'm like, happy birthday, Mom. I'm in jail, and I have a boyfriend and a face tattoo now. I don't care about nothing. And then hang up. And she knows that I don't, you know, haven't gone to jail. She's like, maybe he does have a face tattoo. We'll find out. And, you know, however long it takes him to come back to California. [00:48:06] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:48:08] Speaker A: My mom doesn't want to come out here to Colorado. It's too nice and, you know, want. [00:48:15] Speaker C: To move, and she doesn't want to be that close. [00:48:18] Speaker A: Not for me. Hell, no. She's, like, dating a. A dude that's, like, a safe option. I kind of like him. Is that, like, mean to say, like, he's a safe option? I'm like, no good. Yeah, he's a safe option. [00:48:33] Speaker B: Safe is not a bad word. Safe's a good word. [00:48:38] Speaker A: I'm saying he's like a dorky white dude that, you know, my mom could beat up if needs be like that. Like, that's really what it is. Like, you know, if. If he got out of pocket, you know, and, you know, started wilding out, my mom could, you know, backhand him. Like the fucking, you know, dude that did with, like, that cobra in the cobra pit. Have you seen that video? [00:49:04] Speaker C: No. [00:49:05] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:49:06] Speaker B: Dude, he slaps the cobras down. [00:49:09] Speaker A: Dude slaps a cobra. [00:49:11] Speaker C: I. I remember those. Yeah. [00:49:14] Speaker A: Yeah. So he's like, you know, just. And then cobra. Yeah, My mom can fucking just backhand this dude and, like, you know, put him in his place. He's like, like, good. I'm like, you know, be with a guy like that. I'm sure, like, my mom's, like, you know, gonna, like, you know, show this to her, like, her boyfriend, you know, person and be like, hey, listen to this. My. My Son is talking about you. He thinks I could beat you up. [00:49:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I hope your. I hope your mom showed him all the photos I texted her of us in our costumes. [00:49:51] Speaker A: Why would you do that? Don't do that. Don't share my photos. [00:49:57] Speaker C: Like she's gonna do it. [00:49:59] Speaker A: See, this is why I don't. [00:50:00] Speaker B: I realize they were posted on Facebook, right? [00:50:02] Speaker A: They better not be. [00:50:02] Speaker B: They're posted on Facebook and I'm Facebook. And I sent pictures to your mom, and I sent pictures to your mama. [00:50:08] Speaker C: And my mom. [00:50:09] Speaker B: My mom saw it, my Aunt Marcia. [00:50:13] Speaker C: My mom saw it. [00:50:17] Speaker A: See, this is why I stay off of Facebook. Because I. I don't want to know. I. I don't want to know. There's nothing good on Facebook. There's fucking middle aged women fucking doing minion memes. Like that's all there is. Facebook is abandoned by God. They're like, oh, my God, isn't it so funny? It's like, God damn. Like, I don't even go there for the fucking classifieds anymore. Like, it used to be like the new Craigslist. I'm like, hell, yeah, that. And I'm like, I can't go on. I don't care. I have one group chat on Facebook and that's the only reason I have it. Like, I could get rid of it. I could get rid of all social media and it, it wouldn't affect me in the slightest. I don't understand these people that are like, I, I can't get rid of my Instagram. Like, delete it. It's fine. What are you going to lose? Realistically? What do you lose? Nothing. You, you know, it's like, but I have like four followers. It's like, cool, delete it. But if you want to follow me on my Instagram, it's Alex the truck. But you don't have to. And I'd actually prefer you didn't. [00:51:31] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:51:32] Speaker A: It's fine. Next story. Texas man joins the Russian army to earn respect. And he gets lied to as he's sent to the front lines. Instead of a welding job, Derek Hoffman's wife is now appealing on social media for his reassignment and asking prayers as he feels like he's being thrown to the wolves. An American, Derek Huffman thought he found the perfect solution. Move his family from Texas to Russia for traditional values, join the military and fast track citizenship. Oh, that's cool. Work as a welder, not a fighter. Instead, he's heading to Ukraine's front lines after three weeks of training despite assurances that he had served in a non combat role. That's. [00:52:24] Speaker C: Yeah, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. [00:52:26] Speaker A: I kind of hope he gets shot to death. That's what you get, dude. Some Americans move to Russia seeking what they view as traditional values, conservative Christian beliefs, traditional family roles, and strict opposition to LGBTQ plus rights and WOKE ideologies as they feel overwhelming American culture. So, yeah, people that are just kind of like bigots are just like, moving over there and. [00:52:54] Speaker C: Yeah, it's like they're finding out. [00:52:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's around find out, dude. Offering residency to foreigners who align with the criminal Kremlin's moral and spiritual values while the migrants genuinely seek cultural environment. So, yeah, I mean, that's hilarious, dude. Like, I just imagine, like, a bunch of, like, fat guys are like, man, I hate all these gays. And they're just like, I'm gonna move to Russia where they hate gays. You know, it's just like a hurricane Bianca. Like, there's a movie called Hurricane Bianca. The first one was a gay dude that, you know, goes to, like, a school in, like, middle of Texas or something like that. And they're like, oh, we hate the fact that you're gay and you're fired now. You. You gay. And then he's, you know, all upset and goes to a bar. He's like, I'm fired. And then, like, it meets like, a drag queen and, you know, ends up dressing up in dragon and gets really good at it and then goes back to the school to, you know, apply as, you know, Bianca and is just a catty to all the students. And then everyone falls in love with them and it's hilarious. And like, you know, one of, like, the jock dudes, like, the. He's like, I. I love you so much. I want to. Like, then the fucking. It's great. Oh, my God. In the second movie, the. The teacher that gets fucked over. In the end of the first movie, it's like, I'm gonna say, you know, bianca won an award in Russia and then send him to Russia, and then he's gonna get killed because Russia hates the gays. [00:54:51] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:54:53] Speaker A: It's a wild movie. Like, it's available free on YouTube. [00:54:57] Speaker B: People this stupid shouldn't be reproducing. [00:55:00] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, in. In the first movie, it's like she goes to jail because she's like, all the student. Like, it's weird. Yes, Mo. Find a happy spot. Find a happy sp. Would you like to say hello? Say hello to people? [00:55:23] Speaker B: She had her cat or hello. [00:55:26] Speaker A: She had her cat or day treats. That's why she's being so cuddly. [00:55:29] Speaker B: Did Chaiti get his cat? [00:55:30] Speaker A: Yeah, he did. [00:55:31] Speaker B: You did catery treats without me? [00:55:33] Speaker A: You were playing Minecraft. [00:55:36] Speaker B: You can always disturb me for Minecraft for doing Saturday treats. Did Goose get caught? [00:55:42] Speaker A: He did not get any trees. [00:55:45] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:55:46] Speaker B: She doesn't get treats. You if I'm not there. He's too scared. [00:55:50] Speaker A: No, they like. He just, you know, doesn't care that much. He. He gets boob sweat and stuff. Like Mochi doesn't get no boob sweat. [00:56:02] Speaker B: Don't say it like that. He likes to roll in my dirty laundry. That didn't sound any better. [00:56:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. His cats are weird that, that you know that that's his treat. Yeah, let's skip all those stories that now we're going to do an Am I the. That's hilarious. I got deleted. Am I the asshole? By deleted, am I the asshole for telling my boyfriend I wouldn't pretend to be Japanese to impress his old high school friends? I, 23, female, am a Chinese woman living in America. My boyfriend, 23, male, is American and white. I am somewhat aware of the weird thing for Asian women sometimes American guys have. But my boyfriend's exes are African American, so I thought I was in the clear. He's going to attend an event that includes many friends from high school. He told me that he wants his friends to think I'm Japanese. I said I don't have to outright say it, but you know, if I can do something subtle to give him that impression, one person will be there. His ex, girlfriend, 24, female of his. She's African American. He promises that his ex has nothing to do with him wanting to, you know, people to think that I'm Japanese. He said it's for his male friends. Even though, you know, people rarely see this. So maybe it's a one time thing. I told him I would not pretend to be Japanese unless it's required. I avoid telling people I'm Chinese. I feel like, you know, I put too much talk in where people are born and I want people to know me for me. My boyfriend still wants to go out me but now he seems like he's dreading it. Am I the what the fuck weirdos? I love this. Top comment. He's dreading it because he's already told them that you're a Japanese because he's a weeaboo fetishizer. [00:58:24] Speaker C: Oh God. That's actually pretty funny. [00:58:26] Speaker B: Oh, he's definitely already told them. [00:58:28] Speaker A: Yeah, he's like, I'm dating a Japanese girl. They can't tell you. You know, just have him. [00:58:35] Speaker B: Is he trying to impress all his old anime friends from high school? Probably, like, because that's just lame. [00:58:41] Speaker A: I dated a Japanese girl. She was white, but she was born in Japan, so she was Japanese. [00:58:51] Speaker B: Oh. So tell me about this ex I've never heard about before. [00:58:53] Speaker A: Don't worry about it. [00:58:55] Speaker B: So you dated a Japanese girl? [00:58:57] Speaker A: Yeah, in high school. [00:58:58] Speaker B: Was she taller than me? [00:59:00] Speaker A: Probably not. [00:59:02] Speaker B: Did you like her more than you like me? [00:59:05] Speaker A: No. [00:59:05] Speaker B: If you met her in high school and you met me at the same time, would you date her over me? [00:59:09] Speaker A: Probably. She had bigger titties. [00:59:12] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:59:13] Speaker B: So I'm just your consolation prize? [00:59:15] Speaker A: Pretty much. [00:59:17] Speaker C: No, because they're so annoying. [00:59:20] Speaker A: I mean, like, I. She's a crazy nut, and I want to. She has, like, two kids or something now. So. [00:59:28] Speaker B: Why do you like me more than her? [00:59:29] Speaker A: Because you have a. You know. [00:59:32] Speaker B: What? [00:59:32] Speaker A: You don't have a uterus. [00:59:38] Speaker B: I do not. [00:59:39] Speaker A: And it's, like, awesome. I'm like. I say a bunch of money on pads, and I get to, you know, cream her every night. It's awesome. [00:59:50] Speaker B: My God, they're still setting off fireworks. [00:59:52] Speaker A: Whatever. Them. [00:59:55] Speaker B: It's the 19th. They shouldn't be setting off fireworks anymore. They're scaring my cats. They're scaring Goose. Let's be honest. [01:00:04] Speaker A: Yeah, Goose is too be scared. [01:00:07] Speaker B: He has pancreatitis. [01:00:08] Speaker A: Leave him alone. Does he have pancreatitis? Is that confirmed? I don't know what that is. [01:00:13] Speaker B: His pancreas is upset. He spaghetti and it hurts. [01:00:17] Speaker A: Whatever. But we're gonna go ahead and end it there. We're at an hour. I didn't even choose a fucking relationship advice. But, you know, this kind of fucking fell into both, so. So, yeah, I mean, dude, you're a fucking asshole. You know, date a Japanese girl. [01:00:38] Speaker B: Someone clearly peaked in high school. [01:00:40] Speaker A: I mean, fuck you. [01:00:42] Speaker C: You. [01:00:42] Speaker A: You know, 23 and 24, you're children to me. [01:00:49] Speaker C: Sir. [01:00:51] Speaker A: You were eight years old, like, when I was graduating. Babies. That's what you are. [01:01:00] Speaker B: Okay, I do agree with you that young 20s are still basically babies. [01:01:04] Speaker A: Babies. [01:01:04] Speaker B: Yeah. I will agree with you on that. [01:01:07] Speaker A: Here's. Here's my hard. You know, take 25. That. That's. [01:01:11] Speaker B: That's when you start dying. [01:01:12] Speaker A: That's when you're hitting an adult. [01:01:13] Speaker B: It's because you start dying. [01:01:16] Speaker A: No, you start dying from the moment you're born. Boom. [01:01:18] Speaker B: No. You reach a set point where your body can no longer reproduce. Cells to meet the past of your cells dying. That's when we start. Start to age. [01:01:25] Speaker A: Yeah, that's when you start doing mushrooms. [01:01:27] Speaker B: Because death is a disease. [01:01:28] Speaker A: 25. Just start doing mushrooms non stop, you know, psychedelic mushrooms. It's fine. Honestly, I. I feel like everyone should, you know, do it, like, at least once. Just do, like, have, like a psychedelic, you know, mushroom experience and make. Whoa. But we're going to end there. Thank you so much for being here. We'll be back next week with some more crazy horseshit. Yeah, I don't even know what's gonna happen this week. It's gonna be a crazy week. And, yeah, we'll probably build the pergola tomorrow. Might have to go to Home Depot and get some more boards and then some, like, stain. We have to, like, sand some shit. It's gonna be a whole thing. [01:02:14] Speaker B: It's gonna be fun. [01:02:18] Speaker A: My wife thinks she's gonna, you know, help, and then she's gonna get a bad sunburn being in the backyard. [01:02:23] Speaker B: I want to put on sunblock first. [01:02:24] Speaker A: Yeah, put on sunblock and then, yeah, you can come out and help me. [01:02:28] Speaker B: I want to play. I get to play in the sand, right? [01:02:30] Speaker A: I don't have the sand yet. I only have rocks and concrete. [01:02:34] Speaker B: Oh, I get to play with shovels, though, right? [01:02:36] Speaker A: Sure. [01:02:37] Speaker B: And I help. I get to help mix the concrete. [01:02:39] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, if you want. I don't care. I. I have, like, a little shovel, you know, Like, I've already called 8. 1 1. You know, back in the day, I don't remember what I was. Oh, yeah, I was putting in ground rods, but yeah, no, 811 flags are still out there, so we're all good. But, yeah, see you all next week. Bye. [01:03:01] Speaker B: Bye.