My Wife Says Im Ugly

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to the Human podcast. I am your host as always, Alex the truck. We got my wife over here. Not the truck. [00:00:11] Speaker B: I am three sheets to the wind. [00:00:13] Speaker A: She is very drunk. [00:00:15] Speaker B: I've had two of the Trader Joe's cans of champagne. [00:00:18] Speaker A: Okay. She is very wildly drunk. So she might, you know, go crazy. [00:00:22] Speaker B: I'm white bitch drunk. [00:00:24] Speaker A: Yeah. She's like, you know, give her a crystal and you know, okay, it has. [00:00:30] Speaker B: To be in the shape of a cat. [00:00:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Give her crystal cats. Then we got Courtney over here looking at earrings. [00:00:38] Speaker C: Yep. [00:00:38] Speaker A: At o r e Y-L-O.com or ello. [00:00:46] Speaker C: I know. [00:00:47] Speaker A: I like, I hate like, when like, they make up and like, I'll probably feel bad because, like, that's like their last name or something. It's like, yeah, it's Orello. You know, like, easy. It's my last name. And I just wanted to create a website and sell things that people like. They're nice, nice looking earrings. [00:01:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:09] Speaker A: So you get a free advertisement out of me. How's that? That's pretty sweet. [00:01:15] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [00:01:16] Speaker A: But they're the earrings that like, you know, cover your entire ear and go through the bottom hole and like, hook around the top hole. [00:01:22] Speaker B: Hole. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Yeah, not the top hole. Just like top of your ear. [00:01:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:26] Speaker A: I mean, I guess it could go through the top hole, but this week we got a whole bunch of, you know, not a whole bunch of news. I mean, like, that's good. Like, we'll get the news out of the way, you know, up front. We got Florida and all kinds of. You have. I think these are all. No, these are not all Florida. One was in India and I love this. We'll go ahead and start with some. Some because, like, yeah, nothing weird has happened this week. Like, it's been like a solid week where, you know, something bad's coming up. It's like, oh, no. [00:02:10] Speaker B: Wait, so are we just doing like curtain events? Like what you learn in what's history class? [00:02:16] Speaker A: Oh, no, no. Like, all these are like dumb stories. Like, I don't have a single, like, actual, like, I try and stay away from like all the political. Like, I, I, I really don't care what's happening with like, Ilhan Omar and whatnot. I'm like, everyone else covers it a million times and everyone that wants to know about it knows about it. Like, I'm sure Courtney's dad, you know, talks about her all the time. Yep. I can tell just from that, you know, Courtney knows our everything there is to know. You know, about. So annoying about Pete Hegseth and Ilhan Omar and everything that's going on and. Yeah, it's. It's. If you want to go listen to that, go. Go find, you know, any other political podcast. They'll tell you all about her. But this is not that. This is like, like, the slop that you fill your day with. This is like going to Wendy's, like, when you're on a diet and just like, oh, I'm gonna fucking eat this garbage. Like, this is what this podcast is. [00:03:22] Speaker B: Is it good garbage? [00:03:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's edible garbage. [00:03:26] Speaker B: Okay. Good and edible are not the same thing. [00:03:30] Speaker A: Good. Yeah, that. That's, you know, in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure. Like, my mom's like, yeah, it's a good podcast. You should listen to it. And then, like, people come in and like, what the is this? What are we listening to? This is awful. Th. This. I, I want a refund on the hour of my life, please. [00:03:51] Speaker C: Yep. [00:03:53] Speaker A: And it's fine. I, I, I still enjoy doing it, but yeah, let's go straight onto the news stories. A fake doctor in India performs surgery while watching YouTube, cuts intestines, and the patient dies. The doctor, while being intoxicated, to add on to this, failed to remove the stones from the woman's kidney and instead cut multiple nerves in her stomach, small intestines. [00:04:28] Speaker B: Esophagus. [00:04:29] Speaker A: That's not esophagus. That's oesophagus. [00:04:34] Speaker B: Sure, fine. Whatever you want to say. [00:04:37] Speaker A: Does the esophagus start with an O? [00:04:38] Speaker B: Yes, it does. [00:04:40] Speaker A: There's no way it starts with an E. I. I guarantee this. I. Esophagus. [00:04:44] Speaker C: There's an in front of starts with an E. Yeah. [00:04:51] Speaker A: Okay, so it's a scientific fucking. [00:04:55] Speaker B: You're talking to the person in the medical field. It starts with O. For Laymans. I'm sure it's dumber. [00:05:03] Speaker A: Okay, let me see pronunciation. Oh, look at that. Google. [00:05:07] Speaker B: No. [00:05:08] Speaker C: Esophageal esophagus. [00:05:13] Speaker A: E, S, O, P, H, A, G, U, S. They. This starts like. [00:05:21] Speaker B: It starts with an. [00:05:22] Speaker A: It's fine. It's in India. They do whatever the they want. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:05:26] Speaker C: But, Alex, that's esophagus. [00:05:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:32] Speaker B: It's not outside of the medical field. I'm sure it starts with an E. [00:05:37] Speaker A: It's like people that spell tire with a Y. I'm like, get the out of here, you goddamn red coats. [00:05:42] Speaker B: Wait, what? You don't spell it with a Y? [00:05:45] Speaker A: No, it's T I, R, E, but. [00:05:46] Speaker B: It looks prettier with a Y. [00:05:48] Speaker A: The American version. [00:05:49] Speaker C: It's correcting me. [00:05:51] Speaker B: It looks so pretty. [00:05:53] Speaker C: It's correcting me, Alex. Yeah, it's like the person who's writing that. Yeah. There's no such word. [00:05:59] Speaker A: No, no, it is like, Like, I, I looked it up. You know, I put an O. Esophagus. And it's like, o esophagus. [00:06:08] Speaker C: Or esophagus is a common misspelling of esophagus. Yes. So that's hilarious. [00:06:17] Speaker A: Yeah, No, I, I'm, I'm getting. Yeah. Esophagus. The O. Esophagus. American English. The oesophagus. British English. [00:06:29] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:06:30] Speaker A: It's archaic spelling. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we, we don't go by archaic spellings here. We. We go by American. [00:06:41] Speaker B: You are welcome to your peon words. Oh, my God. [00:06:44] Speaker A: I mean, no, we do American and all. [00:06:47] Speaker C: My medical spell, esophagus, it doesn't start with an O. [00:06:53] Speaker A: I mean, would you like it if I, if I use, like, scientific words, like, all the time? [00:07:00] Speaker B: Like what? [00:07:01] Speaker A: Just like, you know, give me an. [00:07:02] Speaker B: Example of your scientific words. [00:07:05] Speaker A: Like, like during. Like coitus. Big. All right, I am going to insert my erect penile. [00:07:14] Speaker C: Please stop. [00:07:16] Speaker A: Yeah, all ready. Just. No, you can't. [00:07:20] Speaker B: You have used. You haven't even used the right words. [00:07:24] Speaker A: Do you think I know the right words? [00:07:26] Speaker B: I don't. [00:07:27] Speaker A: I drive a truck for a living. [00:07:30] Speaker B: That doesn't mean you're stupid. [00:07:32] Speaker A: This is exactly what that means. [00:07:34] Speaker B: No, it's not. [00:07:35] Speaker A: It's a hundred percent. There is. I have never. Okay, I've been a truck driver for 10 years. [00:07:41] Speaker B: You're professional. [00:07:43] Speaker A: Never met a smart truck driver. We are all dumb asses that drive a truck for a living. All of us, Every single truck driver you'll ever see on the road. We are all complete dumbasses. [00:07:58] Speaker B: The only one saying that is you. [00:08:00] Speaker A: No, you, like, me and other truck drivers will be like, dumbass driving truck. It's like, yeah, we're all dumbasses. We understand it. We are insane people that drive on the road, you know, 120,000 miles a year and, and just get done and keep the world moving. [00:08:21] Speaker B: Because you are not stupid. And it takes all kinds. [00:08:24] Speaker A: Yeah, the. But not the smart kinds. Like, smart people don't do this. [00:08:29] Speaker B: Like, I understand that concept. Define smart. [00:08:34] Speaker A: Someone with intelligence, someone with good reasoning. [00:08:37] Speaker B: Skills, if not still defines you. [00:08:40] Speaker A: And no, I, I, I wake up in the morning and I get in my truck, and when I go, all right, let's do this again. Like I'm not a fake doctor over here killing people watching YouTube, but a woman in. Okay, I'm going to butcher this. I apologize. Utar Pradesh Bar Banki area died after a quack doctor performed her kidney stone surgery while watching a YouTube video. The doctor, while being intoxicated, failed to remove the kidney stones and instead cut multiple nerves in her stomach, small intestine and esophagus, which revolted, resulted in her death. The case has been registered against the fake doctor and his associate. The victim, identified as Moon Ishra Rat, experienced severe abdominal pain on December 5th. Her husband. Oh, no, it's a woman that died. Fatath Batur. Why don't they have the same fucking last name? [00:09:49] Speaker B: That's weird, because you don't always take your husband's last name in other cultures. [00:09:55] Speaker A: Took her to Shiri, you know, Domdar, Ashur, Hadad, Yad. [00:10:05] Speaker C: You can make. You can skip that. [00:10:07] Speaker B: Yeah, just use they and move on. [00:10:12] Speaker A: I like butchering the names, especially of the, you know, dumbass doctor. Like, I. I don't feel bad about butchering the dumbass doctor's name. I'm an unauthorized clinic in Badabanki Gan. Parash Barash and Vicar Mashrach on the clinic. [00:10:37] Speaker B: Clear your throat and move on. [00:10:41] Speaker A: It's like a k flem. I mean, I like, I appreciate the hustle, you know, you go for it, but, you know, the. The doctor. The fake doctor, you know, identified the woman's pain was caused by a kidney stone. Parash suggested the surgery in exchange for 25,000 hours, which was later settled at 20,000. On the next day, they started operating while watching a YouTube video. He was intoxicated and as a result cut several nerves, making deep incisions on the woman's abdomen. Like, I imagine like this dude just had like fucking scissors. [00:11:25] Speaker B: And what was he watching on YouTube? Was he watching like something random or was he watching like a how to video? [00:11:31] Speaker A: That would be fucking hilarious. He's like, really just watching like a Mr. Beast video into this lady. Hi there, Mr. Beast here. I love you, Mr. Beast, man. Oh no, she's very dead. [00:11:48] Speaker B: I just want to know what he was watching. [00:11:53] Speaker A: Following her death, Marash and her and her family fled, leaving the woman in her condition. Now that's ass. The dude. The husband lodged a complaint at the local police station. Upon hearing of the incident, the police soon rushed into the spot and inspected the scene. Her body was sent in for postmortem. The police registered a case against both owners under the charges of culpable homicide, not amounting to murder. Talking about the incident, a singer, police official omit. We'll just say that noted. Upon learning about the incident, we inspected the unauthorized clinic. We found it closed and hence issued a notice. The accused are presently on the run. However, they will be arrested soon. [00:12:46] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:12:47] Speaker A: Like, that. That. That's just, like, awful. Like, I am glad that we live here in America, and I understand why people want to come to America because they don't want to go to the doctor and roll the dice, you know? Like, is this a real doctor or a fake? Oh, my wife's dead. God damn it. Okay. They go to another doctor. Oh, my kids are dead. God damn it. I need to go to a doctor. Oh, okay. This one was real. Okay. It just seems like, you know, kind of shitty. Yeah, like. Like, I imagine, like, the doctors, like, just, like, watching, like, a video on how to do this, but, like, everything is blurred because it's YouTube and it's like they're cutting in. It's like they. Like, where do we cut? Like. Like, I want to know if anywhere near the kidneys was actually cut. They're like, trying to get to the kidneys from, like, the front. [00:13:43] Speaker B: Yeah, the kidneys are retroperitoneal, so he should have been nowhere near the stomach. Yeah, like, the kidneys are not, like, in your. So there's several linings in your abdominal cavity, and so your kidneys are further out than the cavity that your stomach is held in. So he's in the wrong place completely. [00:14:03] Speaker A: Probably on the wrong side. [00:14:05] Speaker B: There's kidneys on both sides, babe. [00:14:08] Speaker A: Yeah, but you flip them over, you get the kidneys in the back. [00:14:11] Speaker B: It doesn't work that way, but that's okay. [00:14:14] Speaker A: See, I would be a fucking quack doctor in India. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Why were you being a doctor in India? You hate needles. [00:14:21] Speaker A: Well, I. You know, I'm sure I could do pretty well with synthesis and duct tape. [00:14:28] Speaker B: It depends on the scissors. And if you're not using medicines, bombs, I don't know what life you're living. [00:14:33] Speaker A: I don't know what that is. [00:14:35] Speaker B: I know, and I know what that is. It's a type of scissor, type of surgical scissor. [00:14:43] Speaker A: It's like using. It's for, like, so. [00:14:45] Speaker B: No, it works the way. So you insert the scissor when it's closed, and then you open it to separate the tissue. Like, it works the opposite wave scissors than you think it does. They're very delicate. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Seems like bad scissors. [00:15:00] Speaker B: No, it's. It's the right way to do surgery because you Want to open up the layers. It's opposed to cutting through because you got to remove the fascia. [00:15:09] Speaker A: The fascia. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Fascia. [00:15:12] Speaker A: This is my fascia. We have to remove the fascia. All right, ne next story. We got two Florida stories back to back and I love it. Florida student holding a clarinet as if it were a weapon since school into lockdown. [00:15:35] Speaker B: Like, he was holding it like a rifle. [00:15:37] Speaker A: Probably like. We'll read the story. A central middle school Jesus was sent into lockdown Tuesday after an automated weapons detection mistook a musical instrument for a gun. So they have AI over here, like using. [00:15:56] Speaker B: No, say it right because I was right. A student was holding a clarinet. Like, what? [00:16:03] Speaker A: No, like what a sin. Okay, let me read this sentence. [00:16:07] Speaker B: Okay. [00:16:08] Speaker A: A central middle school student. School was sent into lockdown on Tuesday after an automated weapons detection system mistook a musical instrument for a gun. [00:16:18] Speaker B: Hey, read the next sentence. [00:16:21] Speaker A: Seminole county school officials said Lawton Chili's Middle School and Oveto was placed under a brief code red lockdown after the AI spotted the student holding the clarinet like a rifle. [00:16:38] Speaker B: I was right. [00:16:39] Speaker A: How else do you fucking hold the clarinet like this? [00:16:43] Speaker B: Not when you're walking. That's how you hold it when you play it? [00:16:46] Speaker A: Yeah, maybe it was playing it. Maybe it was like in the fucking. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Like, you know, how is him playing it? Make it look like a rival. [00:16:52] Speaker A: Have you ever played a clarinet? No, I have not exactly. So you wouldn't even know. [00:16:58] Speaker B: You are correct. I have a lack of knowledge on this subject. [00:17:02] Speaker A: I have. And yes, you, you, you know, hold it like this. Two hands and. [00:17:08] Speaker B: Did you ever do band? [00:17:10] Speaker A: For a little bit, yeah. [00:17:11] Speaker B: What did you play? [00:17:12] Speaker A: Clarinet. [00:17:13] Speaker B: You did? [00:17:13] Speaker A: Yes. [00:17:14] Speaker B: That's so cool. You never told me. [00:17:17] Speaker A: Because it sucked. Well, it was like it was second only, like, to trumpet. Like trumpet fucking. Ah. [00:17:25] Speaker B: Why? Trumpets are cool. [00:17:28] Speaker A: Like, like do like raspberries, like in the air, but like, hold your lips tight. [00:17:34] Speaker B: My mom tried to teach me how to play the flute and she got real mad at me when I couldn't do it. [00:17:38] Speaker A: Yeah, like playing clarinet, you have like, hold your lips a certain way. Playing trumpet. You have to know, like, buzz your lips and it. [00:17:46] Speaker B: Have you seen the videos of people using their cats as a. Whatever the it is you call when you put it over the opening. [00:17:54] Speaker A: A mute. Yeah, I'm sure they don't like that. [00:17:58] Speaker B: Oh, my God, there's so many cute videos of it. And the cat just, like, puts up with it. And it's like this cat was there as a kitten when he started learning to Play that. And this cat has survived so many years of listening to him become a good trumpeter. Of course, they don't care. [00:18:15] Speaker A: So. But yes. Yeah, like, you know, it's like literally a twist of the wrist, you know, like, make it look like a rifle. And so, yeah, I mean, like, let's continue reading the story. Maybe, maybe they. This kid was like, hey, look, I have a rifle. You know, and this is a. About it. I mean, it is middle school, so, you know, you never know. The police later took to social media, announced the lockdown was clear, the code red was a precaution, and the children were never in any danger. Police said in a Facebook post. The school's principal sent a message to the parents explaining the situation and urged them to talk to their children about it. A student was walking in the hallway holding the musical instrument as if it were a weapon, which triggered the code red to activate. Dr. Melissa Ludani said a message attained by WKMG that there is no threat to campus. And I'd like to speak to your student about the dangers of pretending to have a weapon on school campus. Okay, so maybe. Maybe this fucking kid was just being a dickhead. [00:19:21] Speaker B: He was doing it on purpose. [00:19:23] Speaker A: Didn't fucking think that. You know, he's a middle schooler. [00:19:26] Speaker B: They don't think that far ahead. [00:19:27] Speaker A: And, like, we didn't have a cameras in middle school. [00:19:31] Speaker B: Yeah, that's new. [00:19:33] Speaker A: That, like. Oh, man, I feel bad for, like, these kids nowadays because they have to, like, deal with all this horseshit. Oh, that's. [00:19:41] Speaker C: Yeah, because then you actually know who the bullies are, because you can see. [00:19:45] Speaker A: Oh, they won't do anything about that. [00:19:47] Speaker B: No, of course not. [00:19:49] Speaker C: Huh? [00:19:53] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, they'll never do anything about, you know, bullying. They'll just be like, oh, maybe if you're nicer or something like that. [00:20:01] Speaker C: But it's because kids are. [00:20:04] Speaker A: Yeah, kids don't give a. You know? But on to the next story. Another Florida story. Man crashes stolen BMW, claims he teleported into it. God, like, ain't nothing in Florida like this. A man was arrested after Florida deputies and he crashed a BMW he stole and. And claimed that he teleported into it. The Volusia County Sheriff's Office said the man left his BMW unlocked on Bicentennial park with the keys in a closed cup holder on Monday. That's your fault. [00:20:46] Speaker B: That is so his fault. [00:20:48] Speaker A: While the man was walking his dark dog, the car was stolen. A few minutes later, deputies said that the BMW crashed on the old Dixie highway and Plantation Oaks Boulevard. I Wonder what they're known for. Witnesses said the driver got out of the crash. BMW told, then he told deputies that the driver, who was later identified as 36 year old Calvin Johnson, the whitest name of all fucking time, Jesus Christ. Was traveling over a hundred miles when an hour when he crashed. [00:21:22] Speaker B: How is this dude still alive? [00:21:24] Speaker A: Because he teleported into the car. [00:21:26] Speaker B: That's right. It's totally right. [00:21:28] Speaker A: You know he would be dead if he was in the car when. [00:21:31] Speaker B: Right, but you know, he totally teleported. [00:21:33] Speaker A: He teleported right into the car. Johnson told deputies that he didn't steal the car, he teleported into it. The sheriff's office said Johnson was sent to the hospital for treatment. He'll be taken to the county jail on charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle and driving with a suspended license. Yeah, I mean I, I, I love like little stories like this where just, you know, someone's just dumb and they try like it'll only be better if he gets away with it. [00:22:10] Speaker B: 100 miles an hour though. I mean what did he crash into? Like just his crash. Like he did crash into a tree or like drive off the highway. [00:22:19] Speaker A: I think he just like crashed into like a, like a guard rail or something like that. [00:22:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Cuz like there is, you know, here's like the video right here. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Oh yeah. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Oh man. He started a little, little fire. [00:22:38] Speaker B: How the did he live through that? [00:22:41] Speaker A: And he's standing up and talking. [00:22:43] Speaker B: Got some blood on his face. [00:22:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean that's what happens when you, you know, get teleported. That, that, that's just you know, a consequence of teleportation. [00:22:52] Speaker B: But you die every time you teleport. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Yeah. Maybe then like reconstruct his face good in the teleportation. [00:23:00] Speaker B: I'm impressed. [00:23:03] Speaker A: I, like I, I will be. [00:23:04] Speaker B: Okay. You know what, I could be in that crash and I would survive too. Let's be honest. [00:23:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:12] Speaker A: But now, now we got some, am I the assholes? We got some advice and we got some relationship advice. So let's get down into it because like that, that was like all the you know, noteworthy news that I found like this week that like hasn't been covered a million times. So am I the asshole by organic elk, Am I the asshole for not returning the business I inherited from my late father in law? After I got divorced, my late father in law passed away over a decade ago. He owned a car shop and I started working for him when I was 15 year old kid because I always loved working with my hands and was Always obsessed with cars. It's actually how I met my now ex wife, his daughter. He had four kids, two sons and two daughters. All of them were lawyers and doctors. And I was the only one besides him who had anything to do with the business. So when he stepped down and retired once he got too sick from cancer, he passed it down to me and nobody had a problem with it. Later. He passed away that same year and I've run and expanded the shop ever since. A few years ago, my wife cheated on me with another doctor that she works with and we got divorced. Since we live in an at fault state, I. I had to prove her cheating and I got to keep the house and most of the money and no alimony. We don't have any children because she's infertile, so. [00:25:00] Speaker B: Also, that didn't need to be mentioned. Continue. You. [00:25:02] Speaker A: He's a petty little. And I love him. Now she and her whole family are demanding I give up my business and give it back, but I won't. The translation was done legally and I still have all the paperwork. There's nothing they can do about it. And now they're almost begging me because it was their dad's legacy and I'm not a part of the family anymore, so I shouldn't have it. But now, and for years now, it has been my legacy and I've put my blood and tears into it and I won't give it up until I retire. Am I the asshole here? [00:25:37] Speaker B: Absolutely not. [00:25:38] Speaker A: I love this guy. Like, you know, you're gonna have to fucking deal with like a bunch of, you know, dipshit lawyers and doctors for years to come. So you probably like, lawyer up. [00:25:52] Speaker B: This is so odd. If they're lawyers and doctors, they're swimming in money. Why do they want this? [00:25:57] Speaker A: Because it was, you know, sentimental story, sentimental value. Well, you know, I, I like to, you know, suspend disbelief for any of these. Like, obviously they're a bunch that are fake and made up. [00:26:10] Speaker B: Oh my God, I hate rage bits. Yeah. [00:26:16] Speaker C: Unfortunately, that's why I had to stop being on it so much. [00:26:23] Speaker A: Because you're getting upset at, you know, all the, you know. Dumbass. [00:26:27] Speaker B: Yeah, it makes you like, really angry and then you get like testy with everything. [00:26:31] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, I stopped doing that. Even some books do that to me. And so I just stopped. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Either way, OP is not the. [00:26:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, yeah, no, like that. That's why I don't, you know, go out and like, watch like too many videos because I'm like, oh, I'm mad now. Like like, there, there was a cop that arrested a dude at a casino because the AI said he looked like somebody else, and the AI said he was somebody else. And he's like, yeah, you have this former ID, this form of ID, and he gave the cop, like, 20 forms of ID saying he wasn't that guy. He's like, but he kind of looks like this other guy. And so he arrested him anyway. And so people's problem. And so, like, the dude sued the casino, sued the cops, sued everybody, and, like, won. I'm like, good, You know, but like, that, like, dude, why, why is this cop still a cop? Fire him. Get another cop. Like, like, I, I went to the Orient Boys Club. [00:27:37] Speaker B: You can't do about it. [00:27:38] Speaker A: What are you talking about? I, I went to the orientation for the Colorado Springs Police Department. There was like 80 people in that, you know, like, you, you don't go in there unless you're like, oh, I can, you know, become a cop. I don't have a criminal record or something like that, you know, And I, the only reason I didn't apply is because I'm like, oh, there's a lot of people here. [00:28:02] Speaker B: I thought you didn't comply because, like, you couldn't have, like, smoked weed in, like, the last 10 years or something. [00:28:08] Speaker A: Well, now, now I'm all good on that. [00:28:14] Speaker B: That is true. [00:28:15] Speaker A: So I'm like, yeah, but yeah, I mean, honestly, I, I, I don't, you know, want to become a cop at this point. [00:28:26] Speaker B: I don't want you to become a cop either. [00:28:29] Speaker A: Well, why don't you want to be. To become a cop? [00:28:31] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:28:33] Speaker A: What are you worried about some crackhead trying to come up. [00:28:39] Speaker B: You would, like, solely drone join ice, and then I'd have to divorce you. [00:28:43] Speaker A: You divorce me If I joined ice? [00:28:46] Speaker B: Yeah, because I'd make you the biggest hypocrite in the entire planet. [00:28:50] Speaker A: How am I a hypocrite? [00:28:51] Speaker B: You can't become ICE if you're Mexican. [00:28:54] Speaker A: Most that, that's how they, they get them. [00:28:57] Speaker B: Like, I feel like that was really racist of me to say they hire. [00:29:01] Speaker A: The Mexicans to find the Mexicans. If you're a Mexican, you know, where would you be hiding? I'm like, I am a Mexican. I know where I'd be hiding. Under the floorboards. Get them boys like you get a bonus and a bone. Good job, boy. [00:29:18] Speaker B: There's no way you would pass a psych eval. [00:29:22] Speaker A: They want insane people. What are you talking about? [00:29:26] Speaker B: I can't argue. [00:29:28] Speaker C: It's actually been proven that they, they like, don't take people with hierarch IQs. [00:29:35] Speaker A: Yeah, they don't want people questioning their orders. You know, like, for instance, like, you know, like, I, I ICE does, like, a job that needs to be done, but there's that points where they're, like, doing jobs that don't need to be done. Like, they came to Durango, arrested three people for a few days, and they had like 20 ICE officer, 20 officers out there. And then, like, they, you know, drove across the country. I'm like, how much did that cost you? You know, how much did it cost to have all these people out here arresting some, you know, people that you're gonna have to release anyway and, you know, bring them back home and then pay them? You know, it's like if you went after criminals, if you went after, like, you know, gang bangers and, you know, people out here selling cocaine on the streets, some like Pablo Escobar types, you know, then, yeah, everyone would be cheering your name and like, yeah, I want to join eyes. But you're. You're out here, you know, spending a million years on this, you know, our Bogo Garcia, dude, you know, knock it off. You know, release them or send them back to Venezuela. I don't give a. Do one or the other. [00:31:01] Speaker B: Where is Venezuela? Is it in South America or. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Yeah, Africa. South America. [00:31:07] Speaker B: I know absolutely nothing about the geology of this planet. [00:31:13] Speaker A: The geology. [00:31:14] Speaker B: Was that. Was that even the wrong word? [00:31:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:17] Speaker B: Oh, my God, that makes it so much worse. What's the right word? [00:31:21] Speaker A: Geography. [00:31:24] Speaker B: Oh. Because geology is rocks you can lick. [00:31:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Geography is planets. [00:31:31] Speaker A: No. [00:31:32] Speaker B: The shape of a planet. [00:31:34] Speaker A: No. [00:31:39] Speaker B: I give up. [00:31:40] Speaker A: It's all right. [00:31:45] Speaker B: I did my best. [00:31:47] Speaker A: So. But yeah, like, this dude is being a petty little. I'm not the. I'm a petty individual when I'm wrong. So your story makes me pretty happy. Oh, my gosh. You should send a text to the whole family and tell them they should be mad at their sister and maybe if she wasn't a cheater, the business would still be part of their family. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Oh, my God. They're not wrong. [00:32:10] Speaker A: And you can offer to sell it back to them for two times the value. And if they ask why, so why so high, you can tell them that you applied a cheater tax. [00:32:19] Speaker B: That's amazing. [00:32:23] Speaker A: Not the. Her dad started it. You took it over. It's been yours ever since, not theirs. Don't ever give up your shop to them. It's your legacy, not theirs anymore. [00:32:33] Speaker B: Yep. [00:32:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like, you could sell a business and be like, okay, yep, you have nothing to do with the business anymore. You're the out of it. [00:32:44] Speaker C: Yep. [00:32:44] Speaker A: Like I I've seen businesses get sold left and right and I've known the owners of the businesses. I'm like, oh, good job. And like they walk away with a few million dollars. You know, probably not this dude because he only had one shop. You know, it's like a car shop doesn't make tons of money, but on to the next one. This one, this one made me mad. This one, you know, dead by carded business. Am I the for not paying for my brother's stepson surgery because of why he got injured? Yes. I'm on a throwaway. I think. You know, you'll read the post to understand why I don't post this story on my main My brother Ben has a partner, Stacy. Stacy has a son, Jason, who is 16. Jason has always had an issue with boundaries. He is, for lack of a better word, a creepy. And he has always been so since I've met him at 5 years old. Overly physical, pushy, disrespectful. Stacy used to think he was cute when he was trying to snuggle my daughter. [00:34:00] Speaker B: What? [00:34:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:34:02] Speaker B: Oh no. [00:34:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:04] Speaker B: No, no. [00:34:06] Speaker A: And chasing around and trying to touch her. When she said no, no. I told her more than once if she didn't get her kid then my husband was gonna going to and she didn't like that option. Wait again, I told her more than once that if she didn't get her kid my husband was going to and she didn't like that option. So you know, she didn't get her creepy kid away. You know the husband wasn't gonna do it. That's the only threat that would ever make her do anything close to parenting the kid. She coddled them and when he got bullied for that behavior, she condoned. She made it out to be everyone else's fault. Over the years, we've seen less of Ben and Stacy and move farther away to put my daughter into into a specific school. So this really wasn't an issue that touches my family regularly. When we see up on the holidays, I make sure my daughter knows to just give Jason a wide berth. The only reason I'm adding this context is to show a pattern of behavior. Jason has continued to have problems of boundaries. Stacy denies it, but we hear it from Ben. Behavior issues, him being bullied, behavior probation, etc. Anyway, about a month ago, Jason was at a party and groped a girl in his class. He was thrown out of the party and the brothers the girl's brother and a few of his friends were follow Jason and for lack of a better term, beat the shit out of him. [00:35:44] Speaker B: Good. [00:35:44] Speaker A: And now this is one of those cases where everyone knows who did it but nobody filmed it and nobody's talking. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Yep. [00:35:51] Speaker A: And these boys are well liked in school and their parents are upstanding members of the community with access to lawyers. Point is, they're not going to be able to sue the parents. Jason was left with several broken bones and one of the injuries in his leg is very severe. The medical insurance Stacy has will cover treatment, but the doctors said the treatment will leave Jason with long time pain and stiffness, limited more mobility, and leaves him at risk for other conditions. There's a kind of surgery that he could get and as I understand, it would reconstruct part of its leg and through physical therapy he could regain full mobility. That's where I, or at least my money would come in. Ben and Stacy are begging me to pay for it and not, and I don't want to, not for a kid who assaulted a girl. They're saying this decision could affect the rest of his life. But what about the victim? What he did to her could affect the rest of her life. [00:36:54] Speaker B: Yep. [00:36:54] Speaker A: If he doesn't learn that there are consequences to his actions, it could. He could affect a lot of women's lives. And I don't want to be a part of fixing something that, that that little awful creep got himself into be to begin with. On the other hand, my brother is distraught. He's worried about what will happen to Jason and the whole family if he's incapacitated by this injury. He's promising to get Jason therapy and if we pay for the surgery. I understand their point, especially Stacy. That's her child. He did a bad thing under the influence and now might have to limp for the rest of his life. Good. If this is my child, regardless of how I raised him, would I want them to suffer forever? I don't know. As you can see, I go back and forth on this. I want some third party opinions. Am I awful for thinking that this is just comeuppance and I don't want to bail him out? [00:37:52] Speaker B: Okay. Can I say a thing? [00:37:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:54] Speaker B: So there. So cats, their cats go into shelters and they get adopted out, right? [00:38:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:01] Speaker B: There are programs where cats are either adopted out as pet cats or as working cats, meaning they go to like a farm or a barn and they live more as like a feral, esque type cat. And the other day a kitten came in and this Kitten was off the walls, feral. And like this kitten was like attacking the owners. There was a baby in the house that was sucking the baby. Like this kitten, like even just interacting with room was just really like this kitten was off the walls. And it was like this kitten needed to be a working cat. Like it needed to be removed from society. It needed to have a job. It needed to be in a completely different situation. It should not be a house cat. And this kind of shit is someone who needs to be out in the wild removed from society. [00:38:53] Speaker C: Well, I think it's partially the parents fault. [00:38:55] Speaker B: Oh 100%. [00:38:57] Speaker C: They were never corrected. And unfortunately he's gonna have to pay for it. I feel like as long like how old is the kid again? [00:39:09] Speaker A: 16. [00:39:10] Speaker B: So old enough to know better. Old enough to know better. Not really. [00:39:18] Speaker C: Kids are stupid. [00:39:20] Speaker A: No. You know, like, I'm sure this is past the, you know, point where you can prosecute, but like there is like one kid in like one of my old communities that like, like beat the out of like some other kid or did something like that was like up and it's like a bunch of people went and found him and him up and like broke his hand and like he had like a hand for like the rest of his life, probably still does, but you know, he's just like a, you know, huge piece of. And like, yeah, like a group of people went. Beat the ever living out of them. And yeah, he, he, you know, didn't die, but he got what was coming to him. I'm like, good. [00:40:08] Speaker B: And like this is where excommunication needs to be brought into concern. [00:40:12] Speaker A: Oh yeah, no, like everyone knew who he was and like he was not allowed to like hang out with anybody ever again, you know, and it was a small town and it's like, yeah, that, that, that's exactly what the happens, you know. [00:40:25] Speaker C: Yeah, I would do it, but only if he was removed entirely from his mother's custody and she was no longer in the picture because she's the one that enabled him. So he'd. He'd have to do like some type of maybe input, like impatient program or something like that. [00:40:49] Speaker A: No, like, I feel like, you know, having like a permanent reminder of what you did is like, good. Like I like some of like the best people I met, you know, have like, you know, permanent disabilities, like limps or, you know, missing a finger, you know, something like that. You know, something to remind them. It's like, yeah, I used to be a huge piece of. And they'll tell the story and it's like, that was the turning point in their life. They didn't get bailed out, and they now have to live with this for the rest of their life. [00:41:23] Speaker B: But they had to go that far down the road to understand and learn from their lesson. Like, there's a difference between, like, making, like, a small decision, tripping and landing on your face and being like, oh, no, this is a bad decision, and going back to a different path. He had to go all the way down to being physically assaulted. For someone to be able to make a decision, to change your life and be like, oh, wow, I'm actually doing something that's really fucked up. But they had to be physically, physically hurt first to be able to realize. [00:41:52] Speaker A: That sometimes you do. Sometimes, you know, and I feel like. [00:41:56] Speaker B: That kind of person has no business being in society. [00:42:00] Speaker A: Well, like, when I was in boarding school, like, there was, like, a group of kids that wanted to start a riot. I. I wasn't a part of that group of kids, but, you know, enough of it, you know, came down that they, like, grabbed the entire school and, you know, made us all do PT and, you know, made us all go carry rocks in a circle, and it sucked. And we all knew who the ringleader of this was, because, you know, the whole plan, I guess, was to, you know, go fight, you know, this, the night staff, you know, and run away. [00:42:43] Speaker B: And that is so mentally up. Like, one person does something bad, and instead of everyone supporting the thing that that one person does, that, in theory could be good, you are in a situation where you are forced to hate that person so you will not combine forces. They've now made that person a con, common enemy between you and the people keeping you there. [00:43:08] Speaker A: Yeah, there was, like, about 30 kids that, you know, all agreed to do this, and, like, they found out really quick who everyone was in it, and it's like, okay. Yep. And we found out who the ring leader was, and, yeah, he got the beaten out of him. He got private pile treatment for, like, a year. [00:43:30] Speaker B: That is very interesting. [00:43:33] Speaker A: Like, we were carrying rocks in a circle, and everyone that wasn't a part of it carried them downhill. So it was easy. Like, it wasn't, you know, like, abusive. It was, you know, carry, like, a small handful of rocks down the hill, and all the people that were a part of it had to carry them up the hill. [00:43:51] Speaker C: Wow. [00:43:52] Speaker A: And sensors, you know, more kids that, you know, were not a part of it, you know, that downhill, you know, pile got bigger, and it's like, hey, keep up. And so, like, they had to Carry, you know, more rocks uphill. And so it sucked to be a part of that group. [00:44:07] Speaker B: It did. It really did. [00:44:09] Speaker A: And so I, I see like, this boulder, you know, it's a, you know, massive ass bowl and it sucks. And I'm like, I want that down at the bottom of the hill. Because I knew what would happen if it got to the bottom of the hill. And so, like, I go for it. And one of the staff members sees me, like, no, leave that here, you know, because they don't want us, you know, carrying, you know, huge rocks. That's up. We're not a part of that. And so, like, the next time around, I just go for the boulder, I grab it, and I start running down this hill. It's like a 200 pound boulder. It was. It took three of us to carry this boulder all the way down the hill. [00:44:52] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [00:44:53] Speaker A: Yeah, like, it was huge. Me, Jaquan and Mark, like two other black guys. And yeah, like, we like, traded it out and, you know, we got it to the bottom of the hill and they're like, we didn't want this rock at the bottom of the hill. We on that at the top. I'm like, you know what? I think I know someone that wants to carry it to the top of the hill. And the ringleader comes around and, and like this guy right here, he wants to carry it up and, yeah, the ringlet, like for like a half an hour, this guy struggled to get this rock to the top of the hill. And like, every time someone passed by him because he's all hunched over, like, punching him in the back of the head, no one saw shit. It's like, yeah, that's what the fuck you get. And then like, they got it. He got it back up to the top of the hill and they like, stood on top of this fucking boulder. Like, no, you're not doing that again. I'm like, I'm like, I really want to. Like, I, I. And, and then, you know, to, you know, top it all off, you know, like the day after that, I got myself suspended from school. That way I didn't have to go. And I, you know, got to be out there with them, watching them suffer. I had to suffer too, you know, Like, I had to, you know, do push ups and eight counts and, you know, all the bad that comes with being suspended. But I was in good shape and it didn't affect me at all. And it was like, you know, private pile. And if you didn't do what you're supposed to do, Everyone else had to work twice as hard to make up for you. And so I'd be like, I can't. I can't do this help. You know, like, everyone do Indian runs right now, you know, well, he gets his breath and I just stand there like, yeah, fine. And I'm just like, watching him. They understood, like, by day two, what I was doing. Like, no, you're off suspension. Like, you just want to see these kids suffer. I'm like, I do. I absolutely do. These kids took away a day of mine, you know, now they're gonna suffer, like, get back to school. I'm like, okay, but. But the amount that I made them suffer was good enough for me. I. I watched one of the kids, I watched two of the brothers get, you know, severe allergic reactions to poison sumac and like, their eyes swollen and like, we were carrying rocks, you know, above our heads in like circles. And like, watch one of them walk into a tree and drop the rock on his head. And I'm cackling and everyone else is doing eight counts as I laugh and they're like, wait a minute, you figured out the system? No. And like that. That was like the only time I ever got suspended. Like, yeah, I think they put. Put me out on like PR jobs after that to like, you know, punish me, but I'm like, yeah, that's fine. I'll do PR jobs. Public. Public relation jobs. Just. Oh my. Yeah. But. On to the next. Am I the by beautiful growth. Am I the for telling my son to. To punch my Nephew? My son, 9, is big for his age. We try and be aware that he isn't too rough on the smaller kids. My nephew, 7, is a bit smaller, but more aggressive and has hit a lot when he is with my son. My brother and sister in law don't do anything and see it as a badge of honor that their son beats up their older cousin. [00:48:58] Speaker B: What the. [00:48:59] Speaker A: Fast forward to Thanksgiving. I told. We told our my son that if cousin starts getting handsy that he has to come tell the adults two times. And after that he is free to punch the cousin in the gut. [00:49:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:14] Speaker A: Within the hour, the nephews of getting to the nephew of the nephew getting to my house. My son comes down and tells says that he is hitting the parents. Just look at me and say, okay, thanks. A little while later, my son comes back and to let us know the same thing, brother and sister in law just sit there. About 20 minutes later, we hear the crying. Sister in law jumps up and runs to her poor baby who tells her My son hit him in the stomach. I can hear her complaining on the way down the stairs. I tell her that I, I tell her that my son informed you twice, but her son was hitting, but you didn't seem to care. And then all of a sudden, why do you care about hitting? My brother sat there with the face that my brother has a point and I can't argue and my wife is gonna be pissed if I don't say anything. So he decides to chime in and say my son is bigger and he shouldn't be hitting the small son. Surely, you know, hurting my bigger surely wasn't hurting my bigger son. I told him that's not the point. My mom took her younger grandson's side and said I shouldn't have told him that it's okay to. Okay, number one, you know, if you have someone, it doesn't matter how small you are, you tell them not to hit, don't hit, don't, you know, talk, get hit. You know, if you, you know, want to get up in there, go ahead. But guess what? Actions have consequences. Teach your son that actions have consequences. You know, if you go up to someone bigger than you and you try and pick a fight and you lose that fight, that's on you. [00:50:57] Speaker B: And I'm, there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be hit. Like if someone's coming up to you and punching you, you're okay to defend yourself. [00:51:08] Speaker A: Okay. Number one. Yeah, you're not the asshole. 100%, you know, back, you know, this time was the gut. Next time is a face I'm gonna tell my son to, you know, beat the out of your son. You know, it's like my dad can beat up your dad, it's like my son can beat up your son type shit. Not. Okay, let's read the comments. Not the asshole. Though I suggest you should maybe have repeated your instruction to your kid in front of the incompetent parent sister in law. After the second report, your aunt has decided it's okay for your cousins to hit each other. So if he does it again, you may hit him back. Not in the face, please. Keep that stuff in the open and actually say the unspoken parts. While a lot of people are going to come at you with a two wrongs, don't make a right approach. That's where the other's opinions are. Your kid is not a punching bag. And if the parents won't do anything, he, he really has no choice but to defend himself. Yes, the 7 year old learned something that day. Even his mother tried to make him forget, he'll think twice about before he hits a cousin again. That's fucking great. [00:52:18] Speaker B: So when kittens are born in a litter, like they have brothers and siblings, right when they are really little, they learn how to play without hurting, which is called bite inhibition. So they as kittens learn how far is too far when they want to play. Like if one, if one kitten bites the other kitten too hard, the kitten's gonna cry and the other kittens, other kittens gonna be like, oh, no way I hurt you. Okay? I can't play with that much force. Like kittens have this bite inhibition that they learn when they're very young. This is bite inhibition in humans, but it's not done properly. [00:52:54] Speaker A: This is just fuck around, find out, you know, that's all it is. You know, the kid around, he found out and he's like, I don't like this. And it's like, yep, that, that's what happens. So you know, welcome to the Thunderdome. All right now, now on to some advice. I, I, I love this one by AKS and Dracos 7.62 I, 28 male, want to break up with my homeless girlfriend, 25 female, and need advice. My girlfriend, 25, female, and I, 28 male, have been dating since February this year. Three months in her life spirals. She becomes evicted for non payment, which could have been prevented in my opinion. And essentially homeless. She has nowhere to go or family to turn to. So I offer my place to help her get it back on her feet. No, no, for a couple months. And that's all. And that's all. Claimed she needed to find and that's all she claimed she needed to find her, her and her son a new place. [00:54:10] Speaker B: Oh, she's got a kid. [00:54:11] Speaker A: Oh God. A month after moving in, she gets fired from her job. It's now December and she's no closer. With her lowered credit score and eviction on her record. She just got a job this month and it's very inconsistent with a few hours. Getting to know her over this time has made me realize that I cannot see us together. She loves me and her son loves me like a dad. And I care and love for them, but I just cannot see us together. I feel like a piece of shit for not having the same love. I don't want to pretend to lie to myself. I know if I tell her, she'll take her her son and either sleep in her car or go to a shelter. I care about their well being, especially her son. But I also care about my Own happiness. What should I do? [00:55:00] Speaker B: Op's gotta drop her fast. [00:55:02] Speaker A: Oh, dude. Yeah. [00:55:03] Speaker B: Hot potato with a kid. Nuh. She is loafing. [00:55:12] Speaker A: Okay, yeah, the comments. No, no, no. As soon as possible, get her to a woman shelter. Do not give her a key. Let her get her mail at your house. Accept money for her to stay there quickly as possible. Get her out. [00:55:28] Speaker B: Yes. [00:55:29] Speaker A: Laws protect her, and if you're not careful, a judge could point you to support her child. [00:55:35] Speaker B: Yes. [00:55:35] Speaker A: Good luck. [00:55:38] Speaker C: No, not like they're not. No, that. That's not true at all. Like, they're not married. [00:55:45] Speaker B: No way. [00:55:45] Speaker C: That. [00:55:47] Speaker A: Yeah, but here's the thing. You know, if he has to evict her, you know, out of her apartment, if he, you know, it could get really ugly. It's like, hey, guess What? You have 30 days. And, you know, now you have to go get a court, you know, appearance, you know. [00:56:03] Speaker C: Well, no, he's. They're living together. It's different actually. Like, it's different laws. Like, they're out a lot sooner if they're living together. [00:56:17] Speaker A: I mean, not really. I mean, like, let's. Let's look it up. If I'm living with my boyfriend and have a kid, can he evict me? [00:56:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:32] Speaker A: I'm not interested. He must follow a formal eviction process and cannot simply force you out or change the logs. So, yes, you know, it's a formal eviction process, but, you know, with that, you can be like a, you know, nightmare tenant. And all it takes is two weeks, you know, so you let someone in for two weeks, they get their mail at your house, you know, boom, guess what? You're now a tenant. And tenant rights, you know, you can just claim that you're a tenant. That's all it takes. And it can get really ugly really goddamn quick. So, yeah, get her out, get her into a shell, you know, get her into, you know, transitional housing. It's gonna suck. It's. It's not gonna be, you know, pretty. Yeah, yeah. She's been living there since Maine. It's winter. Yeah. You have to give her, you know, like 60 day notice. [00:57:51] Speaker B: You know, she needs to go. [00:57:56] Speaker A: You know, I mean, like, maybe you can, like, you know, salvage it, you know, get her like a second job. But, yeah, it's. It's over. Yeah. Yeah. Depending on where you live, she may all be classified as a tenant. Where. Where I live, it's based on 30 consecutive days of habitation. At this point. You must legally evict her. Giving her 30 days to get her stuff out. Stop Fucking her. Under no circumstances should you have sex if you cannot afford to give her money for a deposit. She should be on welfare, section eight, the whole nine yards. [00:58:37] Speaker B: And how do we know she has no family to rely on? [00:58:41] Speaker A: Because she says so. [00:58:42] Speaker B: Because she said so. [00:58:43] Speaker A: Yep. All right, this one is going to be a quick one. Wife wants me to get rid of my cats. Owned since 2016. After six months of marriage, divorce her. [00:58:58] Speaker B: Get rid of the wife? [00:59:00] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't have to even read the story. [00:59:01] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:59:02] Speaker A: This crazy lady. Relationship advice. I, 22, female. Just learned that my partner is. Is almost 50 years old. Not early 30s like he claimed. [00:59:16] Speaker B: Ew. [00:59:16] Speaker A: I don't know how to end this. [00:59:18] Speaker B: Ew. That's nasty. That's so gross. [00:59:22] Speaker A: He told me that he was only 10 years older than me. Even that I believed it because he's charming, flirty, and honestly made me feel cared for in any way I've ever experienced before. He treats me kindly, offers to drive long distances to see me, and brings me gifts. [00:59:40] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Is he married? [00:59:42] Speaker A: I mean, we'll find out. Like, I didn't read this one previously, but I recently found some information online that shows that he's almost 50. The more I look at it, the more I realize he really does look around that age. I can't unsee it now. I feel so confused. This is my first time being in a relationship with a man, and maybe the first time I've ever felt love. [01:00:05] Speaker B: You are not feeling loved. You're feeling manipulated. [01:00:08] Speaker A: It's because I was born in an unfortunate family. I enjoy being cared for and being his baby. But deep down, I know that's not truly what I want for my future. [01:00:17] Speaker B: No. [01:00:18] Speaker A: I want 2026 to be a fresh start. I want to explore life, figure out who I am. [01:00:23] Speaker B: Yes. [01:00:23] Speaker A: And find someone who's honest with me from day one. [01:00:26] Speaker B: Yes. [01:00:26] Speaker A: Not someone that's older than my dad. But I also feel guilty and sad because even though he lied, he. He did. I did care for him for a while. I think I need an endless relationship, but I don't know how I feel lost and a bit heartbroken. How do I walk away from someone that's made me feel loved for the first time, even though he lied about something so big? I mean, like, yeah, you're just. You're like a fetish to him. Probably gross. How the did he sell himself 20 years younger? That's hilarious. Young people are sometimes very bad at guessing age. [01:01:08] Speaker B: Yes, they are. [01:01:09] Speaker A: That's hilarious. [01:01:10] Speaker B: She's only 22. Her brain isn't even done developing yet. This is gross. This is grimming. It's nasty. [01:01:17] Speaker A: I mean, she is of legal age, so it's, it's not, you know, why are you. [01:01:22] Speaker C: But he lied to her about his age. [01:01:26] Speaker B: You age is gross. Lying is gross. Like their entire relationship is. [01:01:30] Speaker C: If she had been into it already, then yeah. But no, not I. [01:01:37] Speaker B: He lied. You can't, you can't start a relationship out on a lie and expect it to succeed. [01:01:44] Speaker A: And then she put an edit. I'm still in uni and honestly, I've barely interacted with older working adults, so not being able to judge age differences is still definitely my own blind spot. Looking back, he really did look around 50. From the beginning, his body was fit, but the wrinkles and aging skin were obvious. I even asked about his age before. He dodged the question and never showed id. I was just too naive to see it for what it is. [01:02:15] Speaker B: This is. [01:02:16] Speaker A: I, I feel I started to understand that it was not love, but attachment. I'm living alone abroad and it's kind of tricky for me. I really, to really get into the local culture because of language barriers. Oh gee. [01:02:30] Speaker B: Oh no. Oh, this is so much worse. [01:02:33] Speaker A: I feel, I often feel isolated when it. God, when I got sick, he was literally the only person to take care of me. So I clung on to that feeling. [01:02:42] Speaker B: Stockhold syndrome. [01:02:43] Speaker A: I don't think it's Stockholm syndrome. I finally met him and ended things face to face. The conversation was calm. He apologized. He said he knew I'd eventually find out. And he told me he's glad I'm growing up and thinking for myself instead of relying on him. He agreed that I deserve someone my age in a real relationship. I'm still sad because it's my first breakup and the first time anyone's ever cared about me like that. I also put my emotions and time and effort into a relationship for the first time in my life. So it hits hard. I need time to process the end of my first relationship, but I'll be okay. I've read all the comments and thank you for the advice. Without those, I couldn't have the courage to do this. I mean, yeah, you are 22. [01:03:28] Speaker B: I mean, why did he cave so easily? I don't trust that. I mean, in the wings for her to fail. [01:03:37] Speaker A: I mean, here's the thing, like maybe he is just a good dude that you know he's not a good dude. [01:03:43] Speaker B: You don't base a relationship on a lie. [01:03:46] Speaker A: Well, you know, if you're a 50 year old dude, you ain't, you know, ever, you know, gonna get the attention of a woman. [01:03:52] Speaker B: If you are in your 50s, why on earth are you attracted to someone 30 years younger than you? Like, that's weird. [01:04:00] Speaker A: But of legal age. [01:04:01] Speaker C: So they've actually done like a study. Women, like recent, like they. Their attractiveness stays usually within like a certain amount of their like, own age. And then for men, it can it. [01:04:22] Speaker A: The. [01:04:23] Speaker C: Their ideal partner of attractiveness is someone. [01:04:26] Speaker B: Who'S younger, which is gross. [01:04:29] Speaker A: Women age like cheese. Men age like wine. [01:04:31] Speaker B: The fuck is the difference? Bacteria. No, there's bacteria in both forms. Wine's nasty, Cheese is okay. No, no, wine's nasty and cheese has morphine in it. Cheese is definitely better. [01:04:47] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, like, you know, 50 year old women, and I'm like. [01:04:51] Speaker B: You know, you're in your 30s, you should not be attracted to women. And you should be attracted to women in your own age bracket. Like, I'm still sexy, right? [01:04:58] Speaker A: I'm attracted to you. You're my wife. But, you know, if you weren't around and I was like 50 and I still. [01:05:05] Speaker B: You'd be hitting on 20 year olds. [01:05:06] Speaker A: If I still look like this. [01:05:08] Speaker B: Which you won't. [01:05:09] Speaker A: Well, what if I did? What if I looked exactly the same at 50 years old? [01:05:13] Speaker B: Babe, I love you, but you are not physically attracted to anybody. [01:05:19] Speaker A: What is that supposed to mean? [01:05:21] Speaker B: It means, babe, people only like people who are pretty and you aren't pretty. But that's why I like you. [01:05:27] Speaker A: Damn. [01:05:29] Speaker B: What? I don't like pretty people. [01:05:30] Speaker A: That hits. [01:05:31] Speaker B: They freak me out. [01:05:32] Speaker A: I. My, my wife just called me ugly. [01:05:35] Speaker B: You are ugly. And that's okay. [01:05:37] Speaker A: I'm attracted to you because you're ugly. [01:05:41] Speaker B: I'm not pretty either. [01:05:43] Speaker A: This is like the worst. [01:05:45] Speaker B: I'm not pretty either day ever. [01:05:49] Speaker A: Courtney, tell me true, am I ugly? Oh, God. The silence tells me everything I need to know. [01:05:59] Speaker B: I don't find you attractive. I mean, you shouldn't. You're my bestie. [01:06:03] Speaker C: But yeah, I'm glad that's out. [01:06:07] Speaker B: No. [01:06:14] Speaker C: I'm sorry. [01:06:15] Speaker A: Damn it. Finding out that I'm ugly right before Christmas. Like, merry Christmas. You're ugly. [01:06:23] Speaker B: Oh, no, you're the sweater. [01:06:26] Speaker A: Like after, like, call my mom. Like, mom, did you know I was ugly? She's like, yeah, I was in. I was in a weird phase of my life. I fucked ugly dudes and got pregnant with you. I'm like, no, mom, I mean, you. [01:06:40] Speaker B: You were really cute when we first went out and your hair was like down to your ass and you had those dorky ass glasses. You were really cute. [01:06:51] Speaker A: And now I guess I'm ugly. My wife thinks I'm ugly. [01:06:54] Speaker B: Me too. But it's okay. I like ugly people more than I like pretty people people. [01:06:58] Speaker A: Now I'm gonna, like, start working out and just, you know, get like a six pack and. [01:07:02] Speaker B: Ew. Six packs are pointless. I don't understand them. [01:07:05] Speaker A: Yeah, they're. They're round. They're like six little round. Like, imagine if like, there's like a nipple on each of your six packs. [01:07:11] Speaker B: Like a cat. [01:07:12] Speaker A: Yeah, they're just big. [01:07:14] Speaker B: If you had eight nipples, I would not be with you. Just FYI. [01:07:20] Speaker A: She'S like, giving me all the ammunitions. Like, if I ever, like, want to leave her, it's like all I have to do is like, yeah, all you. [01:07:26] Speaker B: Have to do is grow more nipples and I will leave you 100%. [01:07:29] Speaker A: Or. Or like, join ice. Join ice. They're like, here's six more nipples for you. And just stick them on. They're like, hell yeah. It's like we. We got. We got eight nipples and we arrest people. Hell yeah. [01:07:58] Speaker B: I love you, babe. [01:08:00] Speaker A: Only. Only ugly people. [01:08:02] Speaker C: I do. [01:08:02] Speaker B: Pretty people. [01:08:03] Speaker A: Just. Just so you know, you know, Mexicans. My wife thinks you're ugly. You know anybody with brown skin? My wife is racist. I. I just found this out. My wife is racist. She's like, brown people are ugly. It's all right. [01:08:15] Speaker B: No white people are ugly. [01:08:17] Speaker A: My wife is racist against everybody. She hates everybody. She's like the most racist woman alive. [01:08:23] Speaker B: Is there a term for if you're racist against everybody human? Fair enough. [01:08:29] Speaker A: But that. That's it for this week, you know, we're gonna go ahead and end it there, you know, with the fucking revelation that I'm an ugly guy. Let's see what the fucking, you know, comments on this. Yeah. [01:08:43] Speaker C: Point is funny. [01:08:45] Speaker B: Hitting on your 20 year olds. It's gross. [01:08:47] Speaker A: I. I feel like if I was single and in my 50s and at least, like, looking like, ugly 30, you know, I. I have to hit on, you know, dumb bras in their 22s, you know, and just be like, hey, I have a house. And, yeah, they're gonna, like, you know, come over and suck my dick to, like, have a stable place to stay. You kidding me? [01:09:10] Speaker B: Isn't it a shame that you have to suck dick in order to have a stable, stable home? [01:09:16] Speaker A: I would suck a dick for a stable home. Are you kidding me? [01:09:19] Speaker B: Whose dick are you sicking right now? [01:09:22] Speaker A: My own Uncle Sam's? [01:09:27] Speaker B: Yep. [01:09:30] Speaker A: My employer. Lifestick. I have to suck all these dicks in order to, you know, have a stable home. But if I only had to suck one dick, one physical dick, like, you know, once a week, you know, there you go. You get to come, and then I. I get a free place to stay. Yeah. I mean, the. The thing that I do find creepy about this is, you know, Opie is a, you know, foreign student, and it's like, okay, that. That's the, you know, creepy thing that is. [01:10:03] Speaker B: That does make it worse. [01:10:04] Speaker A: You found, like, a young fucking foreign student that doesn't know Dylan very well, and you kind of tricked her into a relationship. But you did fucking make, all right, go on and fucking spread your wings. And you kind of gave her experience, you know, to, you know, be better. [01:10:19] Speaker B: This is, like, weird. It feels like he's like, okay, yeah, go on your own. And then, like, when you fail, I'll be right here waiting for you. Yeah, maybe that's how it feels to me. And that. That's also weird. [01:10:32] Speaker A: But, you know, like, what if he's just, like, out here, but, like, there you go. Boom. You know, rip off that band aid. [01:10:39] Speaker B: And, you know, that area already found another girl to groom. [01:10:44] Speaker A: He's like, if it was, like, 17, I'd be like, yep. You know, throw this guy in the wood chipper 100%, you know? But if he's going to, you know, like, universities and picking up chicks. [01:10:55] Speaker B: Still gross. [01:10:57] Speaker A: No. All right, we'll see you all later. Bye. [01:11:03] Speaker B: Bye. Bye.