Omegles Death

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human Podcast. I'm your host, Alex a truck. And as always, with me is my lovely wife, Mrs. Me. And we got it from across the world, Courtney. [00:00:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:24] Speaker A: Me. She might be stoned. She's usually stoned. [00:00:28] Speaker C: Not. I wish I was. [00:00:29] Speaker B: Oh, that sucks. Why are you not? [00:00:32] Speaker C: I need to clean after this, and I need to not be stoned to be able to do that. [00:00:37] Speaker B: No, you get, like, a really nice low buz so you're not as annoyed when you're vacuuming. [00:00:43] Speaker C: I just need to do the dishes, and I hate doing the dishes. [00:00:45] Speaker B: Dishes are disgusting. [00:00:47] Speaker C: If I get stoned, then I'm not going to do the dishes. [00:00:50] Speaker B: Dishes are fucking gross. [00:00:52] Speaker C: What I'm going to do is I'm going to take it right before I start doing dishes and then race to finish them before it hits. [00:00:58] Speaker B: You get a reward. Smart. [00:01:00] Speaker C: I get a reward. [00:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, I love racing. Drugs coursing through my system. I'm like, drugs don't come into effect until it's like drinking a beer and driving home. It's like, maybe this alcohol won't hit in time. [00:01:19] Speaker B: Like, one time I took an edible and I was about to start baking and I was like, oh, shit. I forgot the ingredient. So I went to the store because I had forgotten I'd taken an edible. So I'm in Safeway and it fucking hit. And I was like, oh, shit. So then I sat in Safeway for, like, 45 minutes, kind of wandering around because I'd forgotten what ingredient I needed because I hadn't made a list. It did not go well. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Sometimes you do baking. Sometimes the baking is you. [00:01:49] Speaker B: Shouldn't it be? Sometimes you're the one bake. [00:01:51] Speaker A: Nah, you're the one baking. You're the one getting baked. [00:01:55] Speaker B: Bacon. [00:01:56] Speaker A: Sometimes you're baking. Sometimes you're the one getting baked. There we go. We got there. It wasn't that great. [00:02:02] Speaker B: It burnt the bacon this morning. [00:02:04] Speaker A: It is still good. [00:02:05] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:02:08] Speaker A: But we spent all fucking day painting. [00:02:12] Speaker B: It was my first time painting a wall, and I did so good. [00:02:17] Speaker A: I mean, she only hit the ceiling, like, seven times. [00:02:20] Speaker B: I did. I could have done much worse. [00:02:23] Speaker A: And she only hit a previously painted wall once. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Very proud of that. [00:02:30] Speaker A: So now I have to go in tomorrow and fix those boo boos. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Oh, I was going to do it on Thursday because we're going to put in the carpet tomorrow. [00:02:38] Speaker A: Well, I mean, it's just a paintbrush. Boom. And then fucking done. [00:02:41] Speaker B: All right. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Doesn't take much. Had a crack of beer. For the fucking podcast. [00:02:50] Speaker B: So, like, painting was easier than I thought it was going to be, but it took longer than I thought it would. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I mean, if I was to just knock out the room and everything was out of the room, I can just go all the way around the room. But for your first time, it was fun. [00:03:11] Speaker B: It was like finger painting, but better. [00:03:16] Speaker A: It's like doing electrical work. Like, you're like, I don't think this should take too long. I'm just wiring up a new panel, and then like 3 hours later you're like, oh, fuck, that took forever. [00:03:31] Speaker C: You guys are funny. [00:03:32] Speaker A: I mean, that's why when your mom was an electrician, she just fucking littered everything on the ground. Save time, yes. [00:03:40] Speaker C: And just clean up everything afterwards. [00:03:48] Speaker A: That's silly. Your mom's an electrician. She doesn't clean up shit. [00:03:54] Speaker B: Yeah, laugh, but we haven't cleaned up from painting the room yet. [00:03:58] Speaker A: I'm an electrician. I don't clean up shit. I'm an electrician that knows how to paint. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Congratulations. [00:04:08] Speaker C: Sure. [00:04:12] Speaker A: I like how Courtney's like, sure, I'm sure you're an electrician. Yeah, I am. I truly are not licensed or bonded, but I know how that just means. [00:04:28] Speaker B: You'Re a handyman, which is a very sexy title. [00:04:33] Speaker A: My handicap, but yeah, like, I go into Home Depot so much, they know who I am. [00:04:44] Speaker B: Well, you're also followed around by a pink haired girl in a 1950s dress with a fluffy hoop skirt. [00:04:50] Speaker A: So she looked at me, she's like, oh, you're back. I'm like, yeah, of course. Why would I not be? I love coming here. This is my favorite. [00:05:00] Speaker B: You should have had your shirt that says, I like long walks in the hardware store. [00:05:05] Speaker A: I grab a shirt. This is how men dress every time. We don't even need eyes to get dressed. This is why blind men thrive. We grab a shirt shaped object, put it on our heads. We don't even care if it's inside out or backwards. We just go. The amount of times I've gone to work and had to invert my shirt in the fucking cab of my truck, I'm like, oh, my shirt is inside a bunch. A bunch of times. [00:05:40] Speaker B: Whereas I spend at least a half hour printing. And when I leave the house, I am fully assembled. [00:05:47] Speaker A: And the amount of time every day, at least once a day, my zipper is down. I don't know how it gets down. Ew, it's just down. [00:05:56] Speaker B: You don't use a safety pin? [00:05:59] Speaker A: What? Why would I use a safety pin? I'm not using a sharp object anywhere near my dick at all. Ever. [00:06:06] Speaker B: If I wear something high waisted, there's a safety pin to keep the fucking bitch in place. [00:06:12] Speaker A: No, it's not high waisted. It's fucking. [00:06:17] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying if I wear something with a zipper that's high waisted, I need a fucking safety pin because my fupa is real. [00:06:23] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I'm a big old fat dude, but I wear suspenders. I don't know why. Just sometimes I think I just forget to zip it back up when I take a piss. [00:06:33] Speaker B: You put the zipper, like, the flat part down when you're done zipping up. So it's kind of like the latch, like on a gas pump. [00:06:40] Speaker A: No, I fucking do the button and then zip. And I guess sometimes I forget to do the zip. [00:06:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:47] Speaker A: It's like when people fucking go to the gas pump, they fucking twist their cap back on and get back in the car. The amount of times I see a fucking car racing down the fucking road with, like, a fucking gas flap open. [00:06:58] Speaker B: I'm like, oh, dummy, that has happened to me once. Just once. I'm very proud of. That. Could be happening to me a lot more often because I'm an absolute ditz. But it's only happened to me once. [00:07:11] Speaker A: That you know of. If I'm walking and I see someone's gas cap open, I close it. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Oh, for reals? [00:07:20] Speaker A: Because here's my thought. If they're a dickhead, then their gas cap does not open back up, and they have to leave it open because their fucking lever is broken, and now they can't get gas, and their fucking car is ruined. Or number two, I'm just a dickhead, and their day is ruined. Either way, it's a win for me. I love ruining people's days. [00:07:44] Speaker B: So on my Dodge Dakota, the little door flap was broken, so I always had a screwdriver with me to pry. It. [00:07:53] Speaker A: Mean, you know, you got to do what you got to do. [00:07:56] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not like gas evaporate. [00:08:01] Speaker A: Yeah, eventually. [00:08:03] Speaker B: I have no idea how volatile gasoline is in its gas form. [00:08:07] Speaker A: In liquid form, not very. You can throw a match in that bitch, it's fine. If you throw gas onto a fire, it will explode. Yes. But if you throw a match into, like, a puddle of gasoline, it'll go out. But you have to have evaporated gas mixed with air to have that combustion. What? [00:08:33] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:08:34] Speaker A: Did you just find the triangle of ignition? [00:08:37] Speaker B: No. For gasoline to be at a solid state, it needs to be below 200 Kelvin. Like, the fuck? [00:08:47] Speaker A: Yeah, it's amazing. Like the amount of things that need to be very fucking cold in order, like nitrogen. It's fucking wild how cold that shit needs to be to turn it into solid nitrogen chunk. But you can. We have the ability to do so. All you have to do is attach it to your feet and then it's like, oh my God, that's so cold. It's solid nitrogen now. Like, I've frozen vodka before. [00:09:23] Speaker B: I'm trying to find images of solidified gasoline. The Internet is not being helpful. [00:09:28] Speaker A: Why would you need it? [00:09:29] Speaker B: Because I want to know what it looks like. [00:09:31] Speaker A: Like a brown chunk of ice. [00:09:35] Speaker B: I require knowledge. [00:09:38] Speaker A: Just look up frozen gasoline. Diesel freezes at a much lower temperature. Go ahead and look up gelled diesel. I've ran across that. That is not a fun day. That is not a fun phone call to make. Hey, boss. Yeah, my diesel gelled up and froze. Hey, my truck is not running. It sucks. Like diesel exhaust fluid freezes at like eleven degrees. Like there has to be a heater in that tank, otherwise you're going to just die. But let's jump right on over to some stories so we don't run out of time. Everyone's least favorite jacking off website is now done. Omegle shuts down after 14 years in a lawsuit. So if you go to Omegle.com at this point, you're going to find out that there's like some gravestone and a really long winded letter that I didn't read all the way through. It's just like, I'm sorry. I made a website when I was 18 and people are bad and things are bad. It could be good and bad. I'm sorry, that's essentially what it says. That's as far as I actually read. I'm like, oh yeah, no, that sucks. Fucking do you have the TLDR of this bullshit? He's just like, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm sorry. And so after 14 years of watching dudes Jack off, anybody that went to the website just went there to jack off. And yeah, I don't know why people went on to Amigal for anything else. This guy should reopen it and just be like, hey, yeah, you have to be 18 plus and you have to use a credit card and a valid ID in order to get onto this website. And then you spend $5 and then you can fucking watch each other jack off all fucking day and it'll just be for gay dudes all day. Why is no one saying anything like my wife's over here fucking. [00:12:07] Speaker B: I'm googling the Big Tobacco says sorry video. [00:12:11] Speaker A: What? [00:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah. Remember when Big Tobacco had to apologize because they'd been lying? How about the fake cigarettes were better for your lungs and whatnot? And they got in trouble. So the government was like, you have to apologize publicly. So they made this country song about it. But when I first heard about it, I'm like, if people believe that a cigarette company is saying something is good for you, they kind of deserve to be fucking killed by it. If you're that stupid, you need to die and not reproduce. [00:12:42] Speaker A: Exactly. Fucking let people fucking die. It's a very easy thing. We have too many people. We have probably like 9 billion people on the planet at this point. [00:12:56] Speaker B: Now I want to know. [00:13:01] Speaker A: It will say like 7.5 billion at this point. That's documented people. And they can only guess. It's a fucking educated guess. [00:13:12] Speaker B: 8 billion. [00:13:14] Speaker A: That's why I say know. You know, fucking people that know reportedly dead people that have never been mean. Luckily, you know, Israel and Palestine are fucking getting those numbers down. Good job, guys. [00:13:34] Speaker B: As a society, we do need to start of this. If I'm part of the sect that is cold. I accept my fate. Yeah, coling is like one of my favorite verbs in the entire fucking world. I love everything that it implies. [00:13:52] Speaker A: I mean, it's for like, plants and stuff. [00:13:56] Speaker B: For husbandry. Husbandry? [00:14:02] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, my wife definitely wants to kill me. I'm sure one day she'll get her chance. [00:14:07] Speaker B: No, you need to die in your fucking truck. So I get extra money? [00:14:11] Speaker A: Yeah, you get like way more money if I die. It's crazy. [00:14:16] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:14:17] Speaker A: So much money. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Like enough to pay off the house? [00:14:19] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. Easy. [00:14:21] Speaker B: That's all I need is the house paid off after that. I'm pretty sure I can still continue to adult somewhat on my own. I might get a caretaker, to be honest, but only if I'm by myself. [00:14:34] Speaker A: But yeah. So Omega's done. And there's a lengthy farewell message by K. Brooks. And there is a bunch of crimes that fucking Omegle fucking solved. They worked with the government, they worked with local police departments. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Oh, nice. [00:14:55] Speaker A: And helped him. And one high profile case, a young woman sued the website in 2021, accusing it of matching her in a chat when she was eleven years old with a man who has sexually exploited her. Yeah, she was below the age where you were allowed to even use a website, which was 13. [00:15:18] Speaker B: How does the website enforce that? [00:15:21] Speaker A: As a parent, you're supposed to enforce that, not just let your kids go willy nilly on the Internet at Eleven. [00:15:29] Speaker B: Is there a way to make the computer. [00:15:33] Speaker A: Don't give your kid a fucking computer. That's a simple fucking way. [00:15:39] Speaker B: That's not how that works. But is there a way for like, because you know, like parental controls, right? If kids on that computer and that message pops up, is there a way for the computer to be like, no, you can't go to this website? [00:15:51] Speaker A: I can. I can literally go into my router and fucking blacklist websites so it will not come through. No, traffic from that website will. [00:16:03] Speaker B: Wait, you can blacklist websites? Can you blacklist ads? [00:16:08] Speaker A: Technically, yes. [00:16:09] Speaker B: Will you do that? [00:16:14] Speaker A: It will fucking fuck up a lot of your websites. [00:16:17] Speaker B: I just don't want ads for horror movies anymore. That's all I want. I just don't want ads for horror movies. [00:16:22] Speaker A: I'd have to go make a pie hole. But yeah, I'm sure I can do it. [00:16:26] Speaker B: What's a pie hole? [00:16:27] Speaker A: A pie hole is using a raspberry Pi and attaching it to your router and then having all network traffic go through it. And only certain fucking website traffic can actually go through anything else. Just cannot fucking connect at all. [00:16:44] Speaker B: What's a Raspberry Pi? [00:16:45] Speaker A: A Raspberry Pi is a little tiny computer. About the size. [00:16:51] Speaker B: Bigger than a BlackBerry? [00:16:54] Speaker A: Yes, bigger than fucking. It's a computer the size of a cell phone. Like smaller than a cell phone actually. [00:17:01] Speaker B: I said something funny, right? [00:17:02] Speaker A: No, you tried. [00:17:05] Speaker B: I did. I deserve headpats. [00:17:08] Speaker A: Fucking just imagine the headpats. I'm too far away from you. [00:17:13] Speaker B: That sounds like a you problem. [00:17:15] Speaker A: That sounds like a you problem. If you all want to know what pie hole is, just fucking Google it. It's a little mini fucking computer that attaches. You have to know a little bit of fucking programming to make one. But once you fucking know it, cool. And then you can go fucking sell them or whatever. I don't care. [00:17:36] Speaker B: So is there an apple pie? [00:17:39] Speaker A: Yeah, you get it at Thanksgiving. [00:17:42] Speaker B: I should make a pie, shouldn't I? [00:17:44] Speaker A: I mean, if you like, see like pies are like a nightmare because they do not hold up well, right? [00:17:53] Speaker B: Pies are disappointing from beginning to end. That or just my pies aren't good. [00:17:57] Speaker A: No. If you have like a fresh pie out of the fucking oven, boom. Hell yes. It's like brownies, but then after a day it's like, well no, you have. [00:18:08] Speaker B: To reheat it, but the texture is never the same. [00:18:11] Speaker A: And then it gets worse. It's like a fucking, it gets mushy and they're like, I don't want this anymore. [00:18:17] Speaker B: No. Especially if it has like a fucking dough top on top of it. Like, ugh. If I'm going to eat a pie. [00:18:22] Speaker A: For fucking sake, open top fucking apples. [00:18:27] Speaker B: Do you like pumpkin pie? [00:18:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I love pumpkin pie. [00:18:30] Speaker B: Why do you like it? [00:18:32] Speaker A: Because it comes with ice cream and whipped cream. [00:18:36] Speaker B: Do you like lemon meringue? [00:18:39] Speaker A: No, lemon meringue is trash. I don't know who the fuck would like lemon. [00:18:46] Speaker B: The only pie that I will eat, however, it has to be an Oreo crust. [00:18:49] Speaker A: Disgusting. All of it. If I could get rid of a pie, it would probably be some fucking tart pie. But yeAh, I don't like tarty pies. [00:19:04] Speaker B: You know what pie I want you to get rid of? Fucking coconut cream. That shit's nasty. [00:19:10] Speaker C: Seriously? [00:19:11] Speaker B: Yeah, that shit's gross, okay? I don't want coconut as a sweet flavor. I want it savory. If it's not in a curry, I don't want it. [00:19:20] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:19:23] Speaker A: Let's go through this topic. What is the best fucking food in Thanksgiving? Honestly? Ham. If you have ham, like good ham, not dry ass piece of shit ham. I want like a fucking juicy ham. [00:19:48] Speaker B: Okay. The best dish is yams with marshmallows. [00:19:51] Speaker A: No, it's disgusting. [00:19:53] Speaker B: It's so good. [00:19:54] Speaker A: I'm about to divorce you. What the fuck? [00:19:56] Speaker B: It's so good. [00:19:57] Speaker A: No, it's so good. If you ever bring me that horseshit, I'm throwing it all away. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I have literally never once made you my fucking yam marshmallow cake. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Okay? I have had it. And they're like, this is the best thing in the world. I'm like, it's a vegetable mixed with sugar. Congratulations. You made disgusting garbage. You wasted a vegetable and you could have just give me a yam. I'll eat the fucking yam and you can give me the marshmallow. I'll eat that separate. Do not mix this shit. It's like mixing fucking peanut butter and jelly with fucking, like, spaghetti. [00:20:31] Speaker B: Spaghetti is gross. [00:20:33] Speaker A: Yeah, mix it with peanut butter and jelly. Blend it in a blender. That's what you're fucking giving me. That is some horseshit. Never, ever. I will get mad at you. [00:20:44] Speaker B: Now, this couple brought in their two kittens. They just adopted them and they named them Peanut Butter and Jelly. And so the first thing Dr. Hob did was start singing the song. It was so good. [00:20:57] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:20:58] Speaker B: She brought the cats back until we had the kittens in our hands. And once she started singing it, we all started singing. Okay, if a tech ever takes your cat to the vet, I guarantee you it will be cuddled and sang to against its will, and it will not enjoy it, but it will be sung to. [00:21:16] Speaker A: That seems awful. [00:21:17] Speaker B: We have a cat named Sammy who comes to us for soaky fluids, and we sing her a song, and she just gives us the shittiest look in the whole world. [00:21:26] Speaker A: Yeah, you are like the fucking person that surrounds someone at, like, a restaurant and claps and sings Happy Birthday, but their own fucking custom version of Happy Birthday. Like, happy birthday. Happy birthday, happy birthday. I'm like, stop doing this. It's not even my birthday. [00:21:47] Speaker B: No, I do that, but I wrap you up in a warm towel fresh from the dryer, and I give you kisses. [00:21:51] Speaker A: Yeah, even if it is my birthday and you take me to a restaurant. [00:21:56] Speaker B: Have I ever done that? [00:21:57] Speaker A: No, and you never will, because I don't celebrate my birthday. [00:22:01] Speaker B: I don't want to be divorced. [00:22:02] Speaker A: I will immediately leave, and you'll have to find an Uber home or another man to go live with. [00:22:09] Speaker C: Why wouldn't you ever want to celebrate your birthday? [00:22:12] Speaker B: Oh, no, he still has to celebrate it. [00:22:15] Speaker A: I won't go to a fucking restaurant and be sang at. [00:22:19] Speaker B: He still has to eat cake and open presents. [00:22:21] Speaker A: See, I have no problem. [00:22:23] Speaker C: You don't have to have them sing to you. [00:22:26] Speaker A: No, I'll fucking lie. I'm back. Hey, it's not my birthday. She lied to you. She's making it up. Fucking make her pay for the fucking ice cream or whatever dumb bullshit. It's not my birthday. It's not. You can all go fucking sit down and fucking preserve your integrity as an adult. [00:22:44] Speaker C: Sing Happy Birthday to me. Unless it's really one of those weird restaurants like the spaghetti factory or something like that. [00:22:53] Speaker A: The spaghetti factory is not a weird restaurant. That's a pretty fucking typical restaurant for California, but, yeah. No, I don't tip at fucking Coldstone, either. [00:23:08] Speaker B: What? [00:23:09] Speaker A: If you tip at Coldstone, they have to sing. [00:23:14] Speaker B: Okay, I tip at Coldstone, and I've never once been sung at. [00:23:18] Speaker A: That's wild. They're supposed to. [00:23:20] Speaker B: What? [00:23:21] Speaker A: Yeah, if you fucking put anything in the tip jar, they're supposed to do a little fucking jingle for you every time. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Oh, no, I tip on the card. [00:23:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, if you bring in cash, like, next time you go to Coldstone in the summer, fucking bring cash and drop it in their tip jar and watch them fucking hate you. [00:23:41] Speaker B: Why would I do that? Knowing that they're going to be forced to do that? Okay, it's arm day. For them every single day they get tips from mE. [00:23:51] Speaker A: Well, I don't go to Coldstone and. [00:23:54] Speaker B: Every time I've gotten ice cream cake for them, I have absolutely loved it. And I don't like, I refuse. [00:24:01] Speaker A: I refuse to fucking put someone in that situation. You are an angel for tipping on card and they pretend not to notice because they don't want to fucking do that. [00:24:13] Speaker B: I don't want to do that either. [00:24:14] Speaker A: They are working for minimum wage, these fucking schmucks. [00:24:18] Speaker B: Oh, my God. We went to Home Depot and the Christmas music was playing. It was painful. [00:24:27] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:24:27] Speaker B: It was painful for me. And I don't have to work there for 8 hours five days in a row. [00:24:32] Speaker C: Oh God, I hated when I had to listen to freaking that over and over again. Yes, during high school, during freaking my job. [00:24:46] Speaker A: That's why I work as a truck driver now. [00:24:49] Speaker B: They play Christmas music in high schools. [00:24:53] Speaker C: Oh, I was part of the marching band. [00:24:58] Speaker A: No, she was just high in school. [00:25:00] Speaker C: Over and over and over again. Quite honestly, once in a while we'd stop listening and do it to a different song, though it was kind of weird because we did get up and we would do the can where you kick your feet up. We did that during one of the songs and we sang along with that portion when we did the can. [00:25:29] Speaker A: I don't know why. With Jingle Bells fucking. They have found the most humiliating songs in the world. I'll get up and do karaoke. I'll get up and fucking sing Barbie Girl in front of a fucking bar full of people not giving a shit. I'll sing in sync. I don't know if I'm at karaoke. I'll do whatever the fuck they want me to sing, but do not make me fucking sing at my job. Don't force me. If you force me to ever sing, I'd quit. It's like, we're paying you $100,000 a year. You have to sing in front. I'm like, I quit. I don't care. I'll be homeless, dude. [00:26:12] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:26:15] Speaker A: All right, on to the next story. Chuck E. Cheese removes all of the animatronics from all the locations except for one in LA. [00:26:25] Speaker B: They had animatronics? [00:26:27] Speaker A: Yeah, they fucking. These creepy ass fucking. [00:26:29] Speaker B: What the fuck are those? What the fuck? [00:26:31] Speaker A: This was like a fucking dog. This was a fucking dude that cooked pizzas. ThIs was the piano player. What the fuck? This was Chucky. And he fucking has like a haunting stare. Like his eyes are always open 100%. It's weird. And then this was like the fucking duck that no one knew the name of. And so five nights at Freddy's took this whole fucking concept and horrified it. [00:26:59] Speaker B: They didn't have to pay royalties for no. Oh. [00:27:02] Speaker A: Because they changed what the animatronics. Like, Chuck E. Cheese doesn't be like, hey, no one else can have an animatronic fucking pizza joint. [00:27:14] Speaker B: Do you have pictures of the things of the animatronics that Friday night, five nights at Freddy's? [00:27:20] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, there's like. Just. [00:27:22] Speaker B: It's a. Oh, wait, Friday to Friday's already had a bear. I know I'm saying it wrong. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Five nights at Fredy's. I don't know. Yeah, five nights at Freddy's. But, yeah, no, they had a bear and fucking. This one had a fucking rat, which was not a great fucking start for a pizza restaurant. [00:27:40] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:41] Speaker A: That had subpar pizza. [00:27:44] Speaker B: I never went to a Chuck E. Cheese. [00:27:46] Speaker A: You've never been to Chuck E. Cheese? [00:27:47] Speaker B: I don't think so. Courtney, have I ever been to Chuck E. Cheese? [00:27:51] Speaker A: Doubt it. I don't even think there was a Chuck E. Cheese. [00:27:55] Speaker C: I think so. But it was so long ago. [00:28:00] Speaker A: I'll take you down to the penny arcade in a manitou. It's like a Chuck E. Cheese. [00:28:05] Speaker B: Are there prizes? Yeah, like, you play games and get tickets. [00:28:09] Speaker A: Yes. [00:28:11] Speaker B: I want to go. [00:28:13] Speaker C: Why don't you go to the adult version? Isn't there Dave and Busters nearby or something? [00:28:18] Speaker A: It's in, like, Denver. [00:28:21] Speaker B: Can I win a tiara? [00:28:24] Speaker A: No, you can win, like, a drone. [00:28:28] Speaker B: Like a nice, pretty, sparkly one with the pink feathers on the end. [00:28:32] Speaker A: Well, you can play this fun game and you can win a tiara. It's called working a job. [00:28:38] Speaker B: And they give you shopping on Amazon. What? [00:28:42] Speaker C: I looked it up. There's going to be a Dave and Busters in Colorado Springs. [00:28:47] Speaker A: Yeah. They're fucking building one eventually. So you'll take me to Dave and Busters now? [00:28:52] Speaker B: Yeah, go to Dave and. [00:28:54] Speaker A: Have you ever been to a Dave and Busters? Yeah, it's a bunch of fucking middle aged, alcoholic men fucking playing skeeball and fucking high five and too hard. [00:29:04] Speaker B: What's skeeball? [00:29:05] Speaker A: Skeeball is like fucking bowling with a fucking jump. [00:29:08] Speaker C: That's never been my experience when I've gone. Usually it's like couples and a mix of people. Even kids end up going there. [00:29:18] Speaker A: Yeah, we have fucking. What's that? Golf one. We have a smart golf. [00:29:28] Speaker B: Top golf. [00:29:29] Speaker A: Top golf. That's it. I'm actually surprised you knew. [00:29:32] Speaker B: I just knew that because that's what Krista was talking to Neva about last night, because Neva asked what it was, and then Krista told her. That's the only reason I know. [00:29:43] Speaker A: So top golf, there's, like, a bunch of layers, and you have smart golf balls, and it's just a driving range with smart golf balls. So it tells you how far you hit the ball and where it landed. There's no prizes, so it takes all. [00:30:03] Speaker B: The mystery out of it. [00:30:05] Speaker A: Well, I mean, you can look, but pretty much you compete against each other and you get to have beer and fucking egg rolls and chicken wings and shit. [00:30:16] Speaker B: They let you drive a golf cart drunk? [00:30:18] Speaker A: No, it's a driving range. [00:30:20] Speaker C: It's a driving. So imagine it like a batting cave, but for golf. [00:30:25] Speaker A: But there's multiple levels. [00:30:26] Speaker B: What's a batting cave? [00:30:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:28] Speaker A: Batting cage. [00:30:29] Speaker B: Oh, I know what that is. [00:30:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Imagine, like, a bunch of batting cages stacked on top of each other, but we all fucking. It's a shooting range. Do you know what a shooting range is? [00:30:40] Speaker B: I've never been to one, but I think I understand the concept. [00:30:42] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty much. You got the whole concept and then. Yeah, it's just like, everyone shoots out into the fucking thing, so it's like VR. I mean, here, just fucking look it up. [00:30:56] Speaker B: I'm so sorry. [00:30:57] Speaker A: It's like fucking pulling teeth. Topgolf. [00:31:01] Speaker B: I do pull teeth at work, technically not supposed to. [00:31:06] Speaker A: Well, then shut the fuck up about it. So, yeah, you get like this, and so it's like bowling. Do you know bowling? Yeah, it's like bowling. But you all fucking bowl at the same thing. So you get, like, this giant fucking area, and you fucking tee off like this. You can see all these. [00:31:30] Speaker B: Oh, this looks cool. [00:31:31] Speaker A: And you fucking have, like, a little golf club and little balls. And it tells you there's a little screen there and it shows you where you fucking landed. And you're trying to aim for different colors. [00:31:41] Speaker B: So that's why there's booze. [00:31:43] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. So, yeah, that's close. And that's, like $100. It's pretty fun, but, yeah, we can go down to the penny arcades. It's a penny per play. You get, like, a roll of smarties as, like, a prize sometimes. [00:32:07] Speaker B: Will you eat the Smarties? Because I most certainly won't. [00:32:10] Speaker A: Obviously, we're not getting the fucking smarties. We'll get, like, the plastic rings and shit. Yeah, they have, like, fun little kid prizes. [00:32:21] Speaker C: I don't remember. I always ended up getting the dipping thing. [00:32:29] Speaker B: The dipping dots. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Did you ever go to that one. [00:32:32] Speaker C: So it's this basically sugar powder. Like, sour sugar powder. And you use this kind of. [00:32:45] Speaker B: Did they do this with the ring Pops once? [00:32:49] Speaker C: They probably have ring pops. [00:32:54] Speaker A: But, yeah, I mean, it's just like a bunch of old ass fucking games. Just like old retro fucking games. And. Yeah, this is the prizes. It's a fucking awful fucking picture. But. [00:33:12] Speaker B: It's an awful picture. [00:33:13] Speaker A: It's like Fuzzy dice. There's, like, little squirt guns. [00:33:16] Speaker B: I want the fuzzy dice. [00:33:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, there's, like, little fucking stuffed animals. [00:33:20] Speaker C: Why don't you guys go to the Supernova bar where they've got arcade games? [00:33:25] Speaker A: Because I only want to spend a penny to play a game. I'm a poor man, and I like, just fucking not spending money. That's my superpower, not spending money. And I just spent, like, $500 on. [00:33:44] Speaker B: My wife via gift cards. [00:33:48] Speaker A: Via gift cards from a hotel that I go and sleep at all the fucking time. [00:33:53] Speaker B: From your job. [00:33:54] Speaker A: Welcome. I still have to sleep at the fucking hotel. [00:33:58] Speaker B: Welcome. I don't know any of the words. Although my favorite song from the movie was shiny with the Crab dude. [00:34:12] Speaker A: No, the movie slaps. [00:34:16] Speaker B: Slaps a good thing or a bad thing? [00:34:18] Speaker A: It's a great thing. So onto the next story. A bunch of what? [00:34:26] Speaker C: I'm so sorry. I was looking up game arcades near you guys, and there's, like, one that has PC games and normal arcade games, too. And then they have a freaking massage chair that massages your body. [00:34:44] Speaker A: Yeah. I have a wife that massages my body. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Massage chAir. [00:34:48] Speaker A: And I have a PC and video games. And I'm looking at my PlayStation two and my Xbox and my PlayStation four. I sure have a PlayStation three somewhere. I know I have a PlayStation one somewhere. [00:35:02] Speaker B: I thought there was just a one. [00:35:03] Speaker C: Four and five. [00:35:04] Speaker B: I didn't know there was a two and three. [00:35:06] Speaker A: Yep. 1234 and five. Yeah, fucking Sony is great. They know how to name shit. Microsoft is like, we're going to do it. The Xbox. The Xbox 360. It's like, you dumb fucking assholes. But next story, a bunch of companies, IBM, EU, Disney, and a bunch of others, are pulling ads from Elon Musk's ex as concern about his anti Semitic fucking tweet. So a bunch of companies are jumping on board to get the fuck out know, and they're pausing their tweets. And I have the tweet. So one dude, Charles Weber, tweeted this to the cowards hiding behind the anonymity of the Internet and posting, Hitler was right. You got something you want to say, why don't you say it to our faces? And then somebody else, the artist formerly known as Eric, said, okay. Jewish communities have been pushing this exact kind of dialectic hatred towards whites. They claim they want people to stop using against them. I am deeply disinterested in giving the tiniest shit about. How about Western Jewish populations coming to the disturbing realization that those whores of minorities that support flooding their country don't exactly like them too much. You want the truth said to your face? There it is. And Elon Musk tweeted to this, you have said the actual truth. And now everyone has been like, okay, we're fucking leaving. And I have to say this. There are fucking Jews that do not like me because I am what they would call a goy or a fucking Gentile, a non Jew, and they hate me for it. They hate me because I'm not Jewish. They won't let their daughters date me. They are fucking the typical types of fucking people that are like, ew, I don't fucking want you or any of your kind around us. [00:37:33] Speaker B: So I saw this one show. It was like a debate show, and there were these two Jewish people, And one Jewish person was like, being like, okay, yeah, when you do need to care about. This isn't a problem. And the opposite dude was like, okay, literally, this is like its own form of. I'm going to misquote here, but basically, literally, its own form of racism because black people aren't asked to care about people in Nigeria. Like, white people aren't asked to care about whatever he gave a bunch of situations. And it's like, Jewish people are expected to care about another country outside their own and be upset about it. And he's like, that's fucked up. And so I think about that a lot. [00:38:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:11] Speaker B: When this shit kind of pops up, it's like, okay, but is this being kind of forced now? [00:38:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Because I worked with a coworker and she was a huge martyr for this shit. And I don't want to be that person. But after six months of hearing the exact same shit over and over and over again, it got really annoying. It's like, if you're going to bitch about it, at least find something new to bitch about. [00:38:37] Speaker A: It's like your latest fucking tragedy was fucking the Holocaust. I'm sure some shit has happened sooner, but, like, Israel versus Palestine, but you guys are fucking fighting each know, knock it the fuck off. Stop being a fucking victim all the goddamn time. And shit gets, you know, if you're man, you know, the Gaza Strip. I don't even really know what the fuck is going on over there. And why should I be forced to give a shit? No one gave a shit when the Native Americans were marched down the trail of tears. And they just deleted it out the history books. It's like, yeah, didn't really happen. [00:39:24] Speaker B: Yeah, people who control history, control what people learn. It's fucked up. [00:39:33] Speaker A: I have a bunch of Jewish friends. They're what you would call bad Jews, but they're still Jewish. Some of them are a little bit more Jewish than others. And it's like, yeah, that's fine. Do you hate me for not being Jewish? It's like, no. Okay, then you're fine. You're fine in my book. I don't hate you, and I don't hate these other Jews that hate me for no fucking reason. But it's like, don't expect me to give a shit about your fucking struggle if you fucking hate me for no reason. [00:40:06] Speaker B: We're never going to achieve world peace. No, I just need to accept it and move on. [00:40:11] Speaker A: The fucking world's going to fucking implode. It's going to be great. But, yeah, people fucking flooding into your country don't exactly like you too know. Tough shit. There's people that are in America that don't like Americans, that think Americans are just fat, lazy and stupid. [00:40:32] Speaker B: It's like, I'm one of these people. [00:40:34] Speaker A: Well, there's people from other countries that move here and like, these Americans are all fat, lazy and stupid. [00:40:40] Speaker B: Because we are. [00:40:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's like, then leave. Leave America. If you think we're all fucking awful, get the fuck out of here. You're not welcome here. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Then at the end of the day, America is still a first world country, though. [00:40:56] Speaker A: I get to sit here in a nice fucking house that I get to pay with a job, drinking beer and having a podcast, and no one's going to come banging down my door. People probably won't subscribe, but it's like, yeah, cool. I'll probably get called, like, anti Semitic. [00:41:17] Speaker B: For this, but it's like, you are, but that's okay. [00:41:20] Speaker A: No, I'm not. I don't hate the entire fucking group of people. It's just, hey, every culture has their extremists. No, like, Jewish. It gets a lot more in depth. [00:41:38] Speaker B: That was a blanket statement. [00:41:42] Speaker A: What do you mean? For me? [00:41:44] Speaker B: No, all cultures have their extremists. You can't judge them based on those actions. But there's no denying that they are there and they are not always appropriate. [00:41:52] Speaker A: Yeah, no. Then Jews have a lot of fucking extremists. [00:41:57] Speaker B: Like, one person just has to ruin it for everybody. [00:42:00] Speaker A: No, you remember when we went to New York? We landed in New York and there's a bunch of know Hasidic Jews everywhere. [00:42:09] Speaker B: I don't remember. [00:42:10] Speaker C: No. [00:42:11] Speaker A: You don't remember the fucking. [00:42:13] Speaker C: Now I do. [00:42:14] Speaker A: The guys with the curly cues everywhere. Yeah. Those are Hasidic Jews, and they follow very closely to the religion. They don't operate electricity on the Sabbath, and they do all the things proper. And I'm like, okay, cool, you have your religion. I'm going to respect that. You're in America. You have the freedom to practice that. But if you're going to sit here and hate me for not being and doing what you do and not following your religion, and you're just going, ah, you're the worst. Okay, then don't expect me to fucking come to your aid. How about that? And then everyone else on the Internet will jump on board and make, how dare you say that? You're an evil, evil man. Bad boy. No. And it's like, okay, then you go jump to their aid. You go over there and fucking fight Palestine for them. Well, I like staying here. It's like, then you don't actually give a shit. You just want to sit here and pat yourself on the back for fucking thinking that you're helping and you're not. [00:43:25] Speaker B: This is why, quite honestly, I stopped reading a lot of the MI, the assholes. Because once someone makes some very specific statement, everyone's behind it. And then they start shitting on op for not doing their decision. And I think that's really fucked up, and I don't like reading that. [00:43:40] Speaker C: With a lot of that, what happens is you'll find a lot of people falling in line with that thought, and then the next day it'll be the exact opposite. [00:43:48] Speaker B: Yeah, it's weird. It is weird. There is no space where Internet is safe. [00:44:01] Speaker A: Yes, Internet is a fucking evil fucking place. [00:44:05] Speaker B: It's not evil, but it's not safe. [00:44:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, stay the fuck off of it. If you cannot fucking handle it, it's a kitchen fire. If you can't stay into the fire, get out of the kitchen. That's simply what it is. If you're like, I don't like other people's opinions, fucking stay in your room and fucking listen to your own opinions. Record your own podcast and listen to them back. You're right. Me. And then you can live in your own fucking little bubble. How about that? Go Amish. And then don't have the Internet at all. Because here's the thing you're going to realize really fucking quick. I could go my entire life without reading any of these stories. I don't really actually give a shit about any of this. None of it actually affects me. I don't use Omegle. I don't fucking really go on Twitter. If they're like, hey, we're going to delete your Twitter if you don't fucking pay for it. Delete it. I don't care. Delete it. Get the fuck out of, you know, it's whatever, but I do like reading the stories sometimes. Like this one plane forced to return to JFK Airport after a horse on board gets loose. [00:45:11] Speaker B: Oh, poor horsey. [00:45:13] Speaker A: At first I read the title. I'm like, is it an emotional support horse? I'm about to get real mad. [00:45:19] Speaker B: Okay? There are emotional support miniature horses, but. [00:45:24] Speaker A: There'S, like, a fucking picture of a little miniature horse that has, like, a little hat, like a little Victorian hat. And I'm like, it has, like, blue eyes and it looks haunted as fuck. And I'm like, oh, that's great. But, yeah, they fucking take this 747 to Belgium from New York. [00:45:43] Speaker B: Was it a racing horse or was it for breeding? [00:45:45] Speaker A: I don't know. They don't say. They just say horse, but about 30 minutes after it fucking takes off, this horse gets the fuck out. And they're like, oh, no, we don't have enough horsepower to fucking fly the plane all the way to Belgium. [00:46:03] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Did they not give the horse cavapin? [00:46:08] Speaker A: Probably not, because the fucking horse's vet was there when they landed. So they had to do a uturn off the coast of Boston, dump about 20 tons of fuel over the Atlantic. So that's cool. This fucking horse is now independently responsible for 20 tons of jet fuel in the Atlantic Ocean. [00:46:30] Speaker B: What the fuck? Why did they dump the fuel? [00:46:33] Speaker A: I don't know. Maybe the horse pooped in the fuel. [00:46:40] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:46:41] Speaker A: Now it's like, no longer good. It's like, oh, no, the horse escaped and then pissed in the fuel tank. We have to get rid of all this fuel now. Damn it. [00:46:51] Speaker B: There used to be an airline company that was designed specifically for transportating pets. Like, they had, like, a full veterinary staff on board. The company was around for about five years before it just didn't make enough money to stay open, but it was cool. [00:47:04] Speaker A: Luxuries are not necessities. Animals and then dairy, luxury. Fucking people realize that really fucking quick. Either you have the money for this dumb luxury, and you charge a ridiculous amount for this luxury, or it fucking goes away. Doordash. It's cheap enough to where I can order a Doordash. But if Doordash was like $100, it would go bankrupt overnight. [00:47:35] Speaker B: I thought you had Grubhub. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Doordash. Grubhub, whatever. They're all the same fucking thing. I'm sure they're all owned by the same dude. [00:47:42] Speaker B: That would be hilarious. [00:47:46] Speaker A: And then I saw this story. A Mississippi man buried without his family's knowledge, and he had his ID in his pocket. And it gets worse than that. It turns out a off duty fucking police officer hit him and ran him over on accident and then fucking buried him. They just took him over. [00:48:18] Speaker B: What the fuck? [00:48:19] Speaker A: Did not use any of the fucking formaldehyde or whatever the fuck is needed to preserve the body. And so they just put him in a coffin, buried him in the ground, and didn't tell anybody. He had his wallet with his ID, his fucking credit card and his insurance card all there. And his family could not fucking find him. They had missing persons, your report done for him. [00:48:51] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [00:48:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:57] Speaker B: What? No. [00:49:01] Speaker A: And it was months, a few months after he had died. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:49:08] Speaker A: They found where he was. His mother. Because on his ID is where his mother lived. Never told her. Never told anyone. I'm like, so this cop literally just. [00:49:21] Speaker B: Tried to cover his mistake. [00:49:23] Speaker A: The entire department? [00:49:25] Speaker B: No. Yeah. [00:49:26] Speaker A: It wasn't just him throwing the body into a coffin. Oh, my entire department, they did it, like, officially fucking. And they're like, oh, sorry about that. There's just no malicious intent. [00:49:37] Speaker B: No. [00:49:40] Speaker C: That'S what happens all the time with the government. [00:49:43] Speaker B: My God. No. [00:49:45] Speaker C: Malicious men. Tense. [00:49:46] Speaker A: Yeah. And his body had not been embalmed and was in advanced state of decomposition. And it's like, damn. Yeah, like an off duty cop just oops and killed him. I'm like, this family fucking deserves know millions. And that fucking cop that killed this guy deserves to be in jail for the rest of his fucking life. So. But on a little bit of a lighter note, remember the fucking Horned Dune? The Horned dude from the January 6 riots? The one that was, like, wearing face paint and had, like, the Viking horns? [00:50:33] Speaker C: Oh, that weird guy? [00:50:35] Speaker A: Yeah, he's running for Congress. Oh, my God. So if you want to vote for him, he's running for a Libertarian party in Arizona. [00:50:43] Speaker B: No, he's running as a libertarian. [00:50:45] Speaker A: Yeah, in Arizona. [00:50:46] Speaker B: What the fuck? [00:50:47] Speaker A: So he volunteer? I don't know if they're actually going to let him in. [00:50:55] Speaker B: But I think someone who instigates or participates. The riot isn't supposed to be allowed a government office anymore. [00:51:02] Speaker A: It'd be hilarious if he fucking won. And he's like, that's the desk I peed on. It's like, yeah, that's why it's your desk, silly boy. [00:51:15] Speaker C: I wonder, though, I think if they. Oh, yeah, isn't that the rule that they're trying to get Trump on? [00:51:26] Speaker A: No, he's. Trump's on the ballot, too. [00:51:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:33] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, your dad's going to be fucking stoked to hear that his boy is going to be able to run. I can hear the fucking in your voice, but. Florida story. Florida woman devastated after her 400 pound pig was confiscated and the officers were concerned about the pig's health. [00:52:07] Speaker C: It's a fucking pig. [00:52:09] Speaker A: Exactly. That's what makes it amazing. But it is a fat fucking pig. Like, it has, like, a fat face and everything. But officials say they had to take it away from the owner because it was severely obese and needed a veterinarian care. They took pork chop away from me, said the pig's owner, Kelly Jacobson. Yeah, that was a lot of fucking pork chops that just got stolen. I really hope that they take this pig and, like, we're going to give it some help and some spices, and we're going to fucking smoke the shit out of your pig. [00:52:54] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:52:55] Speaker A: I hope they fucking make a lot of bacon out of that peg. It's going to be great. [00:53:04] Speaker C: My goodness. [00:53:05] Speaker A: But apparently this has happened before, and there is a woman named Annette something Wilbersky. She runs a pig sanctuary called Laughing Pig. [00:53:21] Speaker B: After the pub. [00:53:23] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:53:24] Speaker B: Okay. [00:53:25] Speaker A: I don't even know what that pub iS, but, yeah, so they're going to fucking exercise this pig and probably get it down to a respectable, like, 398. [00:53:38] Speaker B: I wish they listed the breed of pig. [00:53:42] Speaker A: I feel like the cops just don't understand how big pigs get. [00:53:47] Speaker B: Well, also in Florida, I think in a lot of the southern states, you're allowed to fucking kill boars on site because they're invasive species. [00:53:54] Speaker A: Oh, Texas, you can get into a helicopter and have a minigun and fucking kill boars from a helicopter with a minigun. I want to do that sometimes. [00:54:06] Speaker B: Texas does have it made. [00:54:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I would love to fucking do that. Yeah, it's fucking dope. I want to do it, so. [00:54:21] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:54:22] Speaker A: And then now we're on to Am I the assholes? Which. 01:00 a.m.. I the asshole by Reddit user child free weding son. Am I the asshole for refusing to have a fully child free weding? So I recently proposed to my long term girlfriend. We are planning for a wedding in the summer next year. Everything is still in the very early stages. My fiance has expressed that she wants to have a child free wedding, which I am all down for. But I want to make one exception. That my son, 15, male, I had him from a previous relationship and we have evenly split custody of him until now. My fiance has gotten along great with him. We've even had days out as a family. She's gone to see his games, he plays ice hockey, and she's even taken him out on fun days. Just the two of them I have brought up. I wanted to make an exception to the no kids rule for my son. She shot the idea down straight away, saying she doesn't want anyone under 16 there as she doesn't want to feel like she or anyone else has to babysit on her special day. I told her that no one would have to babysit him. He's 15. She knows he's well behaved and generally a quiet kid. Then she changed her reasoning and asked why I want to have my old family and life on a day that I'm supposed to be making a commitment to her and our new family. I told her while I'll be making commitment to her, my son will still very much be a part of my life and family. She equated it to me wanting my ex at our wedding, which I do not and never asked. I told her that I don't care about the aesthetics of the wedding and that she can pick everything else. The food, the aesthetic, the music, the dress. But all I want is my family at the wedding. My parents, my sister, and my son. That is my only ultimatum when it comes to our wedding. She started calling me controlling by me giving an ultimatum. She said I initially agreed to a child free wedding, and now I'm just gaslighting her. She said we can have a mainly child free wedding. I said we can have a mainly child free wedding, but with this one exception, the exception that guests can't even complain about it being unfair since the only child is the son of the groom. She called me a dick and is now not talking to me. I really think that this is a reasonable want, but maybe there's something I'm not seeing. So am I the asshole? [00:57:12] Speaker B: Oh my God. This is so many red flags. Op. What the fuck? [00:57:15] Speaker A: Get the fuck out of there. Dude. [00:57:16] Speaker B: Dude. What the fuck? [00:57:18] Speaker A: Run. Yeah, she's going to become an evil fucking stepmom. She doesn't actually like your kid. She was only pretending, and now she is fucking showing her true fucking color. [00:57:29] Speaker B: At least he's showing it now and not after the marriage. [00:57:33] Speaker A: Yeah, fucking break up with her. Fucking call off the wedding call. [00:57:38] Speaker B: Sorry, Op. It sucks. [00:57:39] Speaker A: It does. [00:57:43] Speaker B: This is weird and insecure, but here's the thing. [00:57:47] Speaker A: You are in your very early stages, and you probably haven't even chosen a venue yet or nothing, so get out before you even put down a deposit on anything. [00:57:59] Speaker B: Yeah, go ahead and let her keep. [00:58:01] Speaker A: That fucking ring and get the fuck on out of there. [00:58:03] Speaker B: It depends on how expensive the ring was. [00:58:05] Speaker A: If it's over 40 g. If it's over that, fucking take that shit back, but leave her. Let's see what the comments say. Let's go down. Euthanasia 63. Wow. She doesn't want your own child to come to your own wedding. And not a crying baby or a terrible two, but a 15 year old. A kid that'll be old enough to drive next year when the wedding is. [00:58:33] Speaker B: I didn't even think about that. Oh, yeah. The kid will be 16 by the time the wedding shows up. [00:58:42] Speaker A: If this goes on as she wants, don't you think the kid won't remember? Yeah, I'm sorry, bud. This is all kinds of evil stepmother red flags. The whole thing is about you making a commitment to her and her family and equating to having your son as your ex wife. There. Dude, get out of there now, while you just have to eat the non refundable deposits on the wedding. Save yourself and the kid a world of hurt. You would be the asshole if you marry this woman. Yeah, exactly. She's the type to make him kick his son out once he turns 18 or make him move back to his mother's once she gets pregnant. She is pushing him out already. [00:59:28] Speaker B: Yes, 100%. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Go get. Marry her and get a vasectomy. [00:59:37] Speaker B: Does she want kids? [00:59:39] Speaker A: I guarantee you she does. It's just this fucking crazy fucking bullshit. But, yeah, don't marry this woman. She arbitrarily chose an age one year older than your son to be the cut off and talked about how old? About old family versus a new family. Yeah, she's trying to push her son out of the picture. Next comes winning vacations alone, getting pregnant, wanting the holiday to become a chance for the new family bond, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, so leave her. Hopefully you fucking do. He'll still be 15 by the wedding. Yeah. [01:00:36] Speaker B: I'm sorry, Op. [01:00:38] Speaker A: Yeah, that sucks. But now onto relationship advice by throw away a bunch of numbers. Girlfriend, 21, female. Wore and messed up a soccer jersey that had sentimental value to me. 20, male, even though I asked her not to. Girlfriend, 21, female. Wore and messed up a jersey. My girlfriend really likes doing all sites, all the cutesy couple stuff. That includes wearing my hoodies and sweatshirts and keeping them. I'm pretty skinny, and she's quite a bit bigger, so when she does wear my clothes, she stretches them out. The jersey in question I got from my best friend before he moved back to his home country. It's from my favorite club and has my favorite player's name and number on it. Friday night, my girlfriend's sorority was having some sort of Jersey night event party where all the girls wore sports jerseys. My girlfriend asked if she could borrow my soccer jersey since she doesn't have any jerseys to wear. I told her no because the jersey means a lot to me and I don't want to risk her spilling something on it or getting it dirty. The real reason was because I knew she was going to stretch it out and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. She ended up taking the jersey from my room anyway. While I was in class, she wore it to her party. I saw pictures she was tagged in of her wearing it, and it looks so tight on her. I tried it on and it fits so big on me now. I'm pretty pissed off, to be honest. She apologized, crying to me, and said she doesn't know that it stretch out like it did. And she offered to pay resale value for a new one. I know it's just a jersey and she didn't mean to do it, but I'm upset she wore it even after I asked her not to. Am I making too big of a deal over a shirt? [01:02:38] Speaker B: This is some teenage shit right here. [01:02:40] Speaker A: Yeah, fucking 20 and 21. Yeah, of course they're children. [01:02:43] Speaker B: They kind of are, aren't they? God, why is he with a fat chick? Like, he's clearly not happy about it. [01:02:55] Speaker A: He hasn't said anything bad about her being a bigger chick, and obviously they're having a pretty good relationship other than this, and it's just a boundary issue. Honestly. [01:03:09] Speaker B: It is a boundary issue. [01:03:10] Speaker A: That's all I'm fucking saying. And they're kids. They're still figuring out fucking life. [01:03:19] Speaker B: It's kind of cute, isn't it? [01:03:20] Speaker A: At the end of the day, she didn't destroy it. She stretched it out, and she would pay for a fucking new know. Gil. Get a new one. You can still keep that one, she didn't destroy it. She didn't burn it into a fire. She just stretched it out a little bit. [01:03:38] Speaker B: It sounds like she didn't get food sand on it either, which is what he originally said. He didn't bother to explain it to her. [01:03:45] Speaker A: So if you're going to sit here and try and fucking, I want comments. Spare her feelings and whatever, dude. Comments. Blanket statement five. It's not about a shirt. It's about boundaries, respect, and trust. Yeah, that's what I said. It's about the fact that you specifically asked her not to do something with her property, and she did it anyway. It's about the fact next time she wants to do something you don't want to do, you can't trust her not to just take it. So, no, I don't think you're making too big of a deal about it. The problem is not about the jersey. The fact that she went behind your back and basically stole it. That's not how partners should treat each other. [01:04:24] Speaker B: I agree with this, but I also kind of feel like there's a lack of communication on op's part because he said, I don't want you to wear it because you might spill on it. He didn't explain the real reason. And that's part of why this. Like, I'm going with an everybody sucks here. Like, op needed to communicate better. [01:04:46] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, if Op would have been like, hey, you're going to stretch it, but he's trying to spare her feelings, which I feel is kind of respectable. [01:04:56] Speaker B: It is respectable. [01:04:58] Speaker A: It's like, hey, don't fucking wear this because you're going to stretch it out. You could fucking spin it in a positive light, op, you can be like, your titties will stretch it out. I don't want your titties to stretch it out. I want to be able to wear it because it's my jersey. [01:05:15] Speaker B: Because I'm not saying what Op's partner did was not wrong, because it was wrong, but it's not 100%. Op needed to communicate better. [01:05:24] Speaker A: If I'm like, stop it. Don't. [01:05:27] Speaker B: No. Sometimes we'll be doing something, and I'll be mad at you because you didn't do something, but after, I'll be like, wait, did I ask you to do the thing? No. There's no reason for me to be mad at you because I didn't communicate my wants beforehand, so I can't be upset at you for not meeting requirements that were not given to you. [01:05:45] Speaker A: I mean, if you ask me to do some shit, I'll do it. [01:05:47] Speaker B: Exactly. But sometimes I don't ask, and then I'm mad and I'm like, wait, this is unfair. [01:05:51] Speaker A: Like, if I go into the kitchen and make dinner and then don't tell you I'm making dinner and you don't come in and help, I don't have any right to be like, my wife did come in and help and make dinner. [01:06:03] Speaker B: Exactly. [01:06:04] Speaker A: It's a ridiculous fucking thing. Op, just be honest. Maybe go out and get her a jersey. They're not fucking wildly expensive. You're like, oh, here's a jersey for you tonight, babe. She'll be like, oh, hell, yeah. [01:06:23] Speaker B: She could have gone out and gotten her own jersey. Like, her actions were still wrong at the end of the day. But I don't feel like this is something they should break up over. [01:06:31] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, there's a bunch of people that are like, fucking dump her. Dump her. Dump. You don't have to fucking dump her. No. Fucking fat chicks. Fuck the best, okay? And you as a 20 year old know that they give the best sloppy toppy. And that's really all it comes down to. Fucking great blow jobs. Sloppy blow jobs. Yeah. Op. [01:07:00] Speaker B: You are validated to feel hurt. [01:07:04] Speaker A: Yeah, but at the end of the day, it's a fucking jersey. Kind of is. I have fucking jerseys that had sentimental. I don't even know where the fuck they are. Don't care. You're. You're gonna have, like, way too much shit. That's gonna have sentimental value. So. But that's it. We will see you all fucking next goddamn week. Bye.