Highiatus Over

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Ever done a cold start on the podcast? [00:00:02] Speaker B: I mean, we can. We can always do. [00:00:04] Speaker A: No, I'm just asking if we ever have. [00:00:06] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe. Possibly. [00:00:11] Speaker C: No, we didn't notice. [00:00:15] Speaker B: I. I mean, it's just like a little button I press, I go, boop. And then the whole thing starts. But, yeah, not like, I. I never want to have, like, a poop knife. That's. That's why I have, like, poop every day. [00:00:32] Speaker A: That isn't a. That is a very good goal. And I also do not want to poop knife hanging in my bathroom, so I appreciate it. [00:00:38] Speaker C: From Reddit. That's so funny. [00:00:40] Speaker B: I. I also go to a hotel and, like, before I poop because, like. [00:00:46] Speaker A: Wait, wait, wait. Did poop knife replace. When do narwhals bacon? [00:00:52] Speaker B: No, poop knife is a real thing. [00:00:55] Speaker A: No, but it's replaced it. [00:00:58] Speaker B: No, no one ever. The. That narwhal thing never caught on. [00:01:01] Speaker A: No, no, it's password. No, the. Okay, it's like a password. [00:01:06] Speaker B: You want to feel old. Fucking llamas with hats came out, like, 13 years ago. [00:01:13] Speaker A: It's that recent. [00:01:15] Speaker C: It's that old is younger than us guys who Google. [00:01:20] Speaker A: Yeah, of course Google is. [00:01:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I remember when YouTube first came out. [00:01:25] Speaker A: Like, okay, YouTube made a. Made an entrance on the scene the way Amazon made an entrance onto the scene. It was awkward until all of a sudden one day it was like, oh, no, it's a tits. [00:01:37] Speaker B: I. I remember the first time I ever saw YouTube in my life. Like, we were in the computer lab, and my buddy Stephen Ashley was showing me Gorillaz music videos on YouTube. [00:01:52] Speaker A: That was your first YouTube video? [00:01:54] Speaker B: Yes. [00:01:56] Speaker A: Okay, that's pretty awesome. [00:01:57] Speaker B: Feel Good, Inc. You know, just to, you know, put. And this is how long ago was just like the. The music video of Feel Good Inc. [00:02:07] Speaker A: And I'm like, my first YouTube video was slightly like cows turning into spiders or like the reverse with, like, really weird music in the background. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Yeah, it was cows. Cows. Cows. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Yeah. No, that. [00:02:18] Speaker B: It's a great. [00:02:19] Speaker A: No, that gave me nightmares. That I was really upset. But after that, it was just funny cat videos. [00:02:29] Speaker C: It just took so long for us to download them. I wasn't able to enjoy anything, really, because it took forever. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Yeah, these kids nowadays. Hop up in your bed, Mo. Hop up in your bed. Get. Get in your bed. Get in there in your bed. In your bed. That's not the way to your bed. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Don't listen to him. [00:02:58] Speaker B: I swear to God, Mo, you were like a Californian. [00:03:01] Speaker A: She's so pretty. [00:03:04] Speaker B: Like, you know where I'm looking. You, you, you. You're such a pain in the ass. [00:03:08] Speaker A: K. Aw, someone's daddy's little princess. [00:03:11] Speaker B: You know, either hop in my lap or do something, you know, like, less, like, irritating. [00:03:18] Speaker A: No, she's an old lady. She gets to do what she wants. [00:03:21] Speaker B: She's not even old. She's a little fucking little baby kitten. [00:03:24] Speaker A: She's a little baby, but she's an old little baby. [00:03:26] Speaker B: Would you like to hop in my lap? Here, hop in my lap. Here, hop in my. I can't see the screen. I have a giant screen. I can't see it. You're like, taking up the entire thing. [00:03:37] Speaker A: Has she had her Catter Day treats yet? [00:03:38] Speaker B: She is not. She'll get them after the fucking podcast. [00:03:41] Speaker A: That's why she's being so annoying. She hasn't had her treats yet. Our kitties get treats on Saturday called Catter Day treats, but Mo has not had her Catter Day treat. [00:03:53] Speaker B: It's fine. But this is the human podcast. Welcome. You know, that was a cold open. Bam. Hit it. I'm your host, Alex the truck. And we are back. We're back from vacation from. [00:04:07] Speaker A: I had so much fun. [00:04:10] Speaker C: Yep. [00:04:12] Speaker A: We slept so much. We drank wine, we did the glass thing, we went to the beach. Courtney got sunburnt and I did it. And then we had bombass massages. Oh, my God. That is my summary. [00:04:26] Speaker B: I. I was here. I slept in. Yeah. Okay, good bye. [00:04:34] Speaker A: Do something treat soon. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Yes, you'll get your treats. You'll. You'll get bonus treats if you behave the rest of the time we're here. [00:04:42] Speaker A: I got the friskiest version of the chiru. And so far I'm really impressed with it. [00:04:46] Speaker B: I'm good. So. But yeah, I sat here for two weeks, you know, cleaning the house. [00:04:53] Speaker A: Oh my God, he cleaned so good too. Like, you didn't just man clean like, you like, clean cleaned. Babe, you did so much work and it is amazing and I really appreciate all the effort you put into it. [00:05:05] Speaker B: I didn't clean my office because, you know, I'm like, oh, whenever. Guns everywhere. It's fine. [00:05:10] Speaker A: I'm sorry I complimented you. Now you can't accept it. [00:05:15] Speaker B: Whatever. Like, I, I, I, I. Honestly, what I did is I spent the first few days, like, laser focused on cleaning and getting done. And like the first Friday, I'm like, all right, time to, you know, do some psychedelics. And I did some mushrooms. And then I'm like, went insane for like a day and my cool and then, you know, got right back to it. Built a Fence in the backyard, did my wife's oil change and did a whole bunch of outside and like that. That's a vacation for me, like. [00:05:55] Speaker A: And she cleaned the kitchen. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Vacations go way too long, honestly. [00:06:04] Speaker A: That was your first two week vacation in a long time, though. [00:06:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, like, I work six days a week every week, just not. [00:06:13] Speaker A: I mean, I must admit it was good to go back to work, though. [00:06:16] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, it was so much fun going back. [00:06:18] Speaker A: It was good to go back to. Okay, it's worse for you, but it was so good to go back to work. [00:06:23] Speaker B: I actually enjoy it. Yeah. [00:06:26] Speaker A: Every. Okay, seriously. Everyone was like, oh, thank God the chick. Every. Everyone was like, thank God we don't have to do euthanasias anymore. Because, like, I always do all the euthanasias. [00:06:36] Speaker B: And I mean, I'm willing to come in and, like, do like the heartless shit. Like, you should just hire someone like me. [00:06:43] Speaker A: Easy to do the heartless shit. It's hard to do the heartful shit. That's where it gets really hard. [00:06:49] Speaker B: Like, I'm willing to, you know, come in and sing a song about how some woman's cat has aids. Like, your cat has aids. [00:06:57] Speaker A: Everyone was so thankful. Like, euthanasias are really hard for a lot of people in my field. I'm one of like the few people who are like, treasure the opportunity to be there. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Like the other day, you know, I was driving, I see like this. This cat, like, kind of, you know, like off the little side road. [00:07:18] Speaker A: What kind of was the cat? [00:07:19] Speaker B: It was a white cat, big old fluffy tail. [00:07:21] Speaker C: Okay. [00:07:23] Speaker B: And. And you know, it's one like the local cats. And it like runs into the middle of the road and like a car is going down, it stops and the cat's like, good, I'm staying here. And I'm like, what a fucking asshole cat. [00:07:39] Speaker A: No, cat is being a cat. We wouldn't love cats if they didn't do that. Cat must do what cat wants. [00:07:46] Speaker B: And then just a million dead deer everywhere. [00:07:49] Speaker A: I'm so happy to be subjected to be objectified by cats. [00:07:54] Speaker B: Yeah, cats come up to you back, man, look at her tits. She's great tits. Look at them. Yeah, and she also feeds us treats. It's like, hey, no, no, we're objectifying her. Look at that. Nice, too. [00:08:10] Speaker A: Objectifying isn't the word I wanted. I wanted to say subjectified, but that's not a word. So I went to the word that sounded the most closest to it. [00:08:24] Speaker B: Subjected. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Thank you. See, I knew I was saying it Wrong. I knew I was saying it wrong. [00:08:33] Speaker B: So. Yeah, I just, you know, I. I drank beer like the entire time and it was good. [00:08:39] Speaker A: Vacation was so good. [00:08:40] Speaker B: And now I, I do the exact same thing. [00:08:43] Speaker A: Courtney, how do you remember the vacation? [00:08:47] Speaker C: It was good. [00:08:48] Speaker B: She is so high. So, yeah. Courtney from across the land or whatever. [00:08:52] Speaker A: Courtney, what were your favorite parts? [00:08:56] Speaker C: I liked doing the glass thing. It was really fun. [00:09:00] Speaker A: It was so much fun. [00:09:03] Speaker C: And the Brazilian steakhouse was actually really good. [00:09:06] Speaker A: It was delicious. [00:09:08] Speaker C: I'm like, glad I went because I wasn't sure if I'd be able to eat a lot. And I was actually surprisingly able to eat a lot. I think it's because sometimes I feel like I eat too fast. [00:09:21] Speaker A: Well, because, like, it came in, like small doses. So it did slow you down how you ate. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. I think that's what helped me eat more. [00:09:32] Speaker A: Yeah. It's hard to eat slow, though. [00:09:36] Speaker C: I know, right? [00:09:37] Speaker A: It's really hard to eat slow. [00:09:42] Speaker B: It's easy if you're a parent because you just get like, whatever the kid didn't want. He's like, why did he slobber on the chicken nugget and not eat it? Now I need to eat this thing. Like, like that's how I, you know, imagine every parent is out there just like, you know, like, they don't have the energy to make themself something after spending the day with the child. And like, the kid's like, I'm done with this garbage. And it's just like six chicken nuggets and like four of them have a bite out of it. And like one just slobbered on. Like, this will work better or worse [00:10:26] Speaker A: than having the money to buy you mcchicken nuggets. [00:10:30] Speaker B: I mean, chicken is so cheap. It's the cheapest meat. It's like the most plentiful. It's like, yeah, you can go out and fucking buy like a pound of chicken for like two bucks. It's great for two buck buck bucks. [00:10:42] Speaker A: Oh, shut up. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Oh, that was a good one. That, that's my, my bet that's going into an act that, that's going like if, if when I stand back up to do some stand up comedy that is going on stage, you know, like, I like going to chick fil a and spending my buck buck bucks. [00:11:09] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:11:14] Speaker B: It's gonna get, you know, laughs from all the men and eye rolls from all the women and I love it. [00:11:22] Speaker A: It's just like, oh, my God, Courtney. Alex has already heard this, but Courtney. So, like, on my flight back from, like, Las to fucking Colorado Springs. We hit like a half hour of like turbulence and every time the plane shook like enough where like your heart start, your stomach started jumping up and down, the pilot would fucking tell a dad joke. So I heard the most God awful dad jokes through the rest of the storm. And, and I was sitting there and I was soup. Like I went from like, oh my God, we're in a fucking turbulence to like, oh my God, fucking turbulence. Just shut up. Like it worked, but it was still annoying. But props to the fucking pilot for doing that. Like it's a, it's a way to distract the people. But I was like, so many dad jokes, he has to have them like written in like a list in front of him. [00:12:21] Speaker B: Oh no, he has it off the top. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:12:23] Speaker B: But speaking of air airplanes, you know, we'll get into some news. A man was hit by a plane in Denver and apparently he went into the. The engine got sucked in and fucking shredded out the back, you know, like [00:12:40] Speaker A: ran onto the Runway. [00:12:41] Speaker B: Ran onto the Runway? [00:12:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:43] Speaker B: Turns out he is from the area where I do my deliveries. He's from. From Cortez. [00:12:50] Speaker A: Oh, damn. [00:12:54] Speaker B: And, and so, you know, he was mentally insane and he has like a big old long rap sheet. Had. And yeah, they found out his name by doing fingerprints on what they could find of the fingerprints of the. [00:13:13] Speaker A: Where'd they find a fingerprint? [00:13:14] Speaker B: I'm. [00:13:15] Speaker A: They probably made it through forensics. That shit's cool as hell, [00:13:25] Speaker B: you know, [00:13:26] Speaker A: so forensic is cool. [00:13:32] Speaker B: But yeah, like they, they. [00:13:35] Speaker A: So they found a thumbprint? [00:13:37] Speaker B: Yeah, they found a thumbprint, found out who it was. It was Michael Mott, a 41 year old dude. And yeah, it's like, yeah, that, that sucks. [00:13:49] Speaker A: So do you know anything about the [00:13:51] Speaker B: guy, a dude from Cortez. That is crazy. That. That literally describes all of them. [00:14:02] Speaker A: Like you go, no one had like personality to give you? [00:14:07] Speaker B: No, I mean, not really. Like. [00:14:10] Speaker A: Okay, so then continue. [00:14:12] Speaker B: Okay, let me, let me explain Cortez for, you know, the uninitiated. Cortez is like this little town that's right at the Four Corners, like Monument. So like right there you, you understand where the Four Corners is? Where Utah, Colorado, New Mexico and the other state all meet. Arizona. And it's just like this town that's full of like natives and crackheads, like a bunch of like Navajo people. And they'll come into town because the res is dry and you're not allowed to drink there. And the natives are good people. And when they, you know, cook up some fry Bread. Phenomenal. And just a bunch of crackheads. Like, literally the first time I took someone down to, like, train them, they're like, I want to go out and, you know, get some food. And I'm like, ooh. Probably not a great idea, but okay. You know, he was like, a black dude, and I'm like, we can handle some if it pops up. So as we are walking down to a Mexican restaurant at a normal fucking time when a Mexican restaurants open, you know, a lady, one shoe on another, just barefoot, crying, and, like, screaming, walking down Main street, by the way, the Main street sidewalk. And he's like, what is that? Like, just. Just. It's a ghost. Just pretend it doesn't exist. And, you know, we. We get there and we're sitting down, and, you know, he has, like. You know, he had, like, these little dreadlocks and two women. You know, we're just sitting there, just, you know, kind of shooting the shit. Come up to him. Can we touch your hair? Just out of nowhere, not a. Hello. [00:16:22] Speaker A: Are all ghosts? Hi. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Eh, probably. No, but these other women, right? [00:16:31] Speaker A: What, they're hallucinogens, right? [00:16:35] Speaker B: Well, no, she was on crack or fucking fentanyl or, you know, heroin. I don't know what she was on. I'm not, you know, trying to figure it out. There's nothing I can do for her. I'm not gonna call the cops because, you know, she didn't, you know, interact with us. She was like, give me money. Here. [00:16:53] Speaker A: You can only see a goose, and you're hallucinating. That means the ghost must also be able to be hallucinated. [00:17:03] Speaker B: It's like people's just, like, you know, think of somebody, and, like, that's how ghosts are created. [00:17:08] Speaker A: Like, are ghosts only seen when they want to be? Or can people see ghosts when the ghost doesn't want to be seen? [00:17:14] Speaker B: I'm gonna give you the actual secret, the actual truth of this. [00:17:17] Speaker A: Yes. [00:17:18] Speaker B: Ghosts aren't real. [00:17:20] Speaker A: Ghosts are real. [00:17:21] Speaker B: No, they're not. Not at all. [00:17:22] Speaker A: They're so real. But I think they're real in the way a lot of people don't think they're real. [00:17:27] Speaker B: Ghosts are real. Like, unicorns are real. Like, Sasquatch is real. It's like people that are real. [00:17:35] Speaker A: What the are rhinoceroses? They're fucking unicorns. [00:17:39] Speaker B: Hop up on your bed. Hop up on your bed. Yes. Hop up on your bed. [00:17:50] Speaker A: Okay. And I firmly believe there probably was a horse that may have had a single horn growing from its forehead. [00:17:56] Speaker B: I feel like there's just a horny Horse. And it just got fucking misconstrued. Like a horse that likes to fuck all the time. Look at the fucking horny horse and some dude horse with the horn on it. And then they're like, yeah, y. You know, a unicorn, you know, cuz he has a penis and his horns down below. He's like, he has one horn, like a saddle horn, like a penis horn. Like the, the, the horn is a penis. And he's like, you know, he's a big old head and you know, it just like kind of like was a bad game of telephone. Yeah. Figure it out, Mo. [00:18:34] Speaker A: I mean, why would you choose not to believe? There's. You can choose to believe in your. There's unicorns or can choose. There are not unicorns. Why would you choose to believe there are not unicorns? [00:18:44] Speaker B: Because I haven't seen one. No one has seen one. [00:18:48] Speaker A: Yeah, but belief isn't bas. Belief is not. [00:18:51] Speaker B: If unicorns existed then Jimmy John's owner would have shot it by now. Yeah, sandwich. What? [00:19:00] Speaker A: A unicorn meat sandwich. [00:19:03] Speaker B: Oh, he killed the last black rhino, but it's sparkle. Yeah, probably. But yeah. So back. Back to this dude that died. Yeah, he's from Cortez. Kind of mentally unstable. And it's fine. You know, it is sad. It is sad that, you know, he had mental illnesses and you know, ran onto the fucking Runway and got hit by a Frontier flight that was taking off. But honestly, that's your fault for taking a Frontier flight. [00:19:36] Speaker A: That is, that is not Frontier's fault at all. [00:19:39] Speaker B: That is, I mean, like for the people that are on that flight, it's like you should have had Southwest. Southwest would have fucking dodged that dude, no problem. [00:19:47] Speaker A: I don't know. I feel like this could have happened to any airline, but I'm glad it happened to the cheapest one before, right? [00:19:55] Speaker B: Oh yeah, it's happened a bunch of. [00:19:56] Speaker A: How many. Which airplane line has the most suicide attempts on them? [00:20:01] Speaker B: I don't think they. I think it was like dark and like he couldn't see where he was going, otherwise he would have like not fucking. Or it's like just a really convenient way to kill yourself. [00:20:11] Speaker A: See, that's what I'm saying. [00:20:13] Speaker B: And just. [00:20:13] Speaker A: Okay. Stepping out to like to get hit by a car. There's no guarantee you're going to die. There are for some awful reason some people who have survived. That is a 100 guarantee of death right there. [00:20:27] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean like that's what it [00:20:28] Speaker A: inconvenient to die by being hit by a car. [00:20:32] Speaker B: What an inconvenient Thing to do, though [00:20:35] Speaker A: it is inconvenient, but definitely inconvenient. [00:20:38] Speaker B: All I'm saying is I won't get on Frontier. I will spring the extra money for Southwest and I'll just be like, yo, dodge the crackheads, please. And they will say, oh, just go around them the fucking like drift or just hit him with the tire. Yeah, no, like, people like, fucking get, you know, jump in and go in the landing gear all the time and then fucking die from like, lack of oxygen and fall out of the plane when the landing gear goes down. That, that happens all the time. [00:21:13] Speaker A: I know, but when you're risking death to escape something, if you die, you've still succeeded in escaping. [00:21:19] Speaker B: I mean, what's impressive is he like drove like seven hours to go kill himself. It's like you had time to think. [00:21:26] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, there were other airports besides dia. Did he have beef with dia? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was the horse. [00:21:37] Speaker B: You know, he. He probably just misread it and he's like, die. [00:21:42] Speaker A: Yeah, the horse summoned him. [00:21:47] Speaker B: Lucifer doesn't do nothing wrong. Lucifer is a good horse. You leave that poor horse alone. [00:21:52] Speaker A: Lucifer is evil incarnate. But like, in a good way. It's like, yes, [00:22:02] Speaker B: but so far they, they don't know. Like, you need like, the real motivations. He climbed an eight foot perimeter fence on purpose, topped with barbed wire, by the way, you know, and it was 11, 13 at night. [00:22:17] Speaker A: What do you do if that catches on your balls? [00:22:20] Speaker B: You don't let it catch on your balls. So, yeah. Oh, there's ground detection sensors. That's fucking wild. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Of course they are. They're doing everything they can to prevent this from happening. Probably by animals. [00:22:38] Speaker B: Like, yeah, they thought it was a deer. [00:22:43] Speaker A: And now the past didn't think it was a deer. They assumed it was a deer because they didn't want to get off their damn ass because that's always deer. But continue. [00:22:54] Speaker B: An operator reviewed the alarm and saw a herd of deer just outside the perimeter fence. They did not initially see the trespasser. About two minutes later, they learned that the person had been hit. And so now the passengers aboard this plane are intend to sue and have. Have the law firm because they're suing DIA because of mental anguish for $10 million in damages. [00:23:25] Speaker A: What the. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Like, you didn't see any blood. Knock it off. [00:23:29] Speaker A: What the. Is mental damage. But I'm sorry. They had to stay and wait for another flight. [00:23:38] Speaker B: Oh, like, it went off like the next day. It was crazy. Oh, and he is from Pueblo too. So. [00:23:48] Speaker A: Oh, head fleece. [00:23:50] Speaker B: But perimeter, you know, he had scaled a perimeter offense in 15 seconds and was hit by a plane two minutes later. Twelve people were injured and five of those people were hospitalized. [00:24:02] Speaker A: How are people injured? [00:24:03] Speaker B: Because they don't know how to fucking use a slide. [00:24:06] Speaker A: Oh, my God. People are stupid. Granted, yeah, it's a slide. More designed for you to land into water, though. [00:24:16] Speaker B: It's just meant to get you off the fucking plane quickly. You know, if the plane's on fire, is. [00:24:22] Speaker A: No, hardy is a slide because people are old. Wait, it's old. Okay, this lawsuit is. But continue. [00:24:30] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not going to go anywhere. [00:24:32] Speaker A: Thank God. [00:24:33] Speaker B: And I guarantee you, like, a bunch of these people, you know, are going to put in a bunch of money and they might. [00:24:38] Speaker A: The pilot should have told dad jokes about death. [00:24:45] Speaker B: I mean, that it's like the best thing to do. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:50] Speaker B: You know, like fucking tell some fucking dark jokes. And like, you know, we knew one thing about this man. He had blue eyes. One eye blue that way, One eye blue that way. Oh, God, [00:25:12] Speaker C: I feel horrible, babe. [00:25:14] Speaker A: You said that. And I was like, there's no way he can land that. And you did get it. [00:25:23] Speaker B: It's a solid joke. But the attorney's office for the city of Denver, which operates dia, said that they had not received notice of the claim and do not comment on the pending litigation. So it might happen, it might not, you know, but yeah, it's like one of these big attorney firms up in Denver and it's like, you're probably not going to go anywhere. [00:25:56] Speaker A: They're just, they're like rubbing their hands together and licking their lips. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Yeah, they want the free money, but. But now for the dumbest news story that I've seen in quite some fucking time. I didn't know who this guy fucking was until this fucking news story hit. But apparently there's a live streamer known as Chud the Builder. [00:26:22] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:26:23] Speaker B: You know who he is? [00:26:26] Speaker C: Is he like a racist piece of shit? [00:26:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, he is. So this dude goes around to black people and calls them, you know, monkeys and chimps. And he's like, oh, you're chimping out. [00:26:38] Speaker A: And. [00:26:38] Speaker B: And then just use the N word, you know, non stop. I haven't seen any of his videos, but I'm like, I, I get it. You know, I, you know, he got fired from his job for, you know, having a, you know, racist tyrant. And so now he's like, I'm just going to double down and, you know, call everyone the N word. And you Know, now he goes up to black people, you know, trying to get them to hit him so he can like pull out a gun and like shoot and be like, yeah, there we go. Haha, I win. And apparently, you know, he went to court for walking out on a 400 stake bill. Because the plate, the restaurant's like, hey, you can't like film in here. He's like, fuck you guys, I'm leaving, I'm not paying all you. And then he got arrested for that. [00:27:34] Speaker A: I mean, it's a four hundred dollar bill. [00:27:36] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, so, yeah, that much at a restaurant very easily. We, we just don't go to those kind of restaurants because I can't afford to take you that way. [00:27:47] Speaker A: Want to go to a restaurant where the bill is $400? [00:27:52] Speaker B: Trust me, I've been there. And nothing like that special. [00:27:56] Speaker A: No, restaurants are a restaurant up to a certain level and it's like, well yeah, a restaurant and it's food. [00:28:08] Speaker B: But you know, apparently he got into a fight with a dude after, you know, being racist, got, you know, beat up and then he pulls out a gun, like in front of a courthouse and. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Front of the courthouse. [00:28:23] Speaker B: Yeah, and shoots this guy and then shoots himself in the arm. [00:28:33] Speaker A: Why'd he shoot himself? [00:28:36] Speaker B: Because he's dumb and he doesn't know what the he's doing. [00:28:40] Speaker A: And it's like, so is the duty shot dead? [00:28:42] Speaker B: No. [00:28:42] Speaker A: Okay. [00:28:43] Speaker B: He, he's stable. He's, he's good. Yeah, and he's going to, you know, survive, but, you know, you know, dude named Fox shot him. Disabled veteran, you know, father three. And yeah, I guarantee you this fucking dipshit's gonna go to jail. [00:29:06] Speaker A: God, I hope so. [00:29:09] Speaker B: I mean, like, as someone that, you know, loves guns and all that shit, you know, like, there are rules with this and it's like I can't just, you know, pull out a gun. You know, even brandishing a gun can land you in jail. You know, if you're like, yo, you want to get popped? You know, where you like, you know, lift up your shirt and show me, you know, your gun, any of that. Dumbass. Yeah, that's gonna get you in serious. And so, yeah, don't do any of that. And this guy, you know, came out shot, you know, in a crowded area too. And yeah, we'll see how this goes. I guarantee you fucking CHUD the builder is gonna go to fucking jail and that's gonna be that. He's gonna probably get like five years, you know, but yeah, that, that's what he looks like. [00:30:11] Speaker A: Okay. I didn't need. Okay. Once I hear white dude and racist, I don't even know what they look like anymore. [00:30:16] Speaker B: Yeah, just, you know, white racist dude. It's. It's fine. [00:30:21] Speaker A: So when you have white racist dudes, there's two options. You have mustache, no chin hair, or you have all hair with flags on the back of their truck. Those are your two options. [00:30:32] Speaker B: But, yeah, no, I'm not going to go watch any of his videos because I don't care. And I'm not going to, you know, support this nonsense. But, yeah, no, you know, definitely have a gun for your protection. But, you know, he's gonna learn some valuable goddamn lessons. I guarantee you he won't. I really hope that whatever law firm is, you know, like, representing him, they send a black attorney. I hope. God damn, I hope they send a black attorney. Be the funniest fucking thing. I'd want to be a fly on that wall for that fucking court hearing. Reedus has to just shut the fuck up and let the attorney try and help him. And he won't be able to do it. And he'll just be like, God. And he's like, well, sir, you were here. Going to get five years. Now you're going to get a thousand because you've been held in contempt at court so goddamn much. But, yeah, so he. [00:31:43] Speaker C: He. [00:31:44] Speaker B: This literally just happened. He's gonna have a court hearing May 26, so 10 days from here, and we'll. We'll see what happens. You know, hopefully he goes to jail. [00:32:01] Speaker A: Ideally. [00:32:01] Speaker B: Ideally. But for some good news. Graduates were shocked after a commencement speaker revealed that their loans are paid off during the speech. [00:32:15] Speaker A: Oh, it's dope as hell. [00:32:16] Speaker B: At the Wilson College of Textiles at North Carolina State University. Yeah, I don't think there's too many people there, but, yeah, I'm sure it's like, just like a small group, so it's like, affordable, but. Yeah, this is amazing, Wilson. [00:32:40] Speaker A: I love steps towards equality. [00:32:44] Speaker B: Yeah. We're more than 170 students earn their bachelor degrees, 26 received their masters, you know, so, yeah, that. That's, you know, nearly 200 people. Boom. You know, you're all fucking paid for. [00:33:01] Speaker A: Yes. And now they're truly set up for success. [00:33:05] Speaker B: Now, I don't know what the Wilson College of Textiles is. If it's just like a clothing college now I have to fucking look it up. The Wilson College of. [00:33:17] Speaker A: What does textiles mean? [00:33:19] Speaker B: Like, clothing cloth. Textiles, Yeah. It's like fabrics and stuff. Yeah. I don't imagine it was too much, but still, it's nice to, you know, start off from a blank state. [00:33:48] Speaker A: So hard to support artists. [00:33:51] Speaker B: I don't think it's just, you know, artists. I think it's like, you know, clothing and stuff like that and needs to be supported at all costs and sometimes using, you know, different types of fabrics to create like fire repellent civilization. I mean art is like what you get when you like run out of to do and it's like that's was [00:34:14] Speaker A: there when you were at your lowest. [00:34:18] Speaker B: No, if you're like starving to death, you're not out there doodling, you're out there hustling. But, but good for these kids. I'm, I'm glad 200 of them, you [00:34:29] Speaker A: know, got to, you know, I'm super excited for them. [00:34:37] Speaker B: And you know, let's do some like little advice things. [00:34:42] Speaker A: See. [00:34:44] Speaker B: Yeah, we got time this one. Ask men. Advice by specialists. Ask 8890. Date is acting weird. Should I call it quits? [00:34:57] Speaker A: Yes, I'm here for tea. [00:34:59] Speaker B: I have a date scheduled for noon tomorrow. Firstly, I asked if she wanted to go to an ice cream shop close to the oceanfront. She said she couldn't do that. She couldn't go to that extent for an ice cream. Hence I suggested a brunch place A. I reached out to confirm that it was still up. She replied she thought it was for tomorrow evening. I kindly reminded her about our noon agreement and asked if she preferred evening. She did affirm and wrote that it would help in our school studies. Cool. I told her due to the nature of tomorrow being a Sunday, place A would close early. I offered similar brunch venue B which has a 4.5 rating on Google Maps, meaning nothing. She later decided she couldn't, couldn't go there and now wants to go to venue A. A 4.6 rating at noon. I always thought as A, as long as A venue of the date was decent, the date who you'd be meeting mattered more. Would I be an asshole to cancel? [00:36:14] Speaker A: Read it again, please. [00:36:17] Speaker B: So essentially this dude has a date for the next day. So you know, like say we have a date for. [00:36:25] Speaker A: This is the second date or the first date. [00:36:28] Speaker B: Probably first date. [00:36:28] Speaker A: Okay, continue. [00:36:30] Speaker B: First date, you know, Sunday, you know, tomorrow. And you know, he's like, hey, you don't go to ice cream. She's like, I don't want to go to ice cream. He's like, okay, how about some brunch? Then we can get some, you know, breakfast, lunch. You know, here's you know, this place and you know, it's like, oh, you know, I thought it was for, you know, Mondays. Like, okay, we can do Monday. That's fine. But it's gonna close early. And, you know, we can go to this place that won't close early. And she's like, eh, let's go to the first fucking place. And now he's like, you know what? Fuck this. I'm tired of playing these stupid ass games. I want to cancel. [00:37:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I would cancel. To me, it sounds like the girl's trying to, like, bow out, but she's scared to say no. So if he wants to cancel, he should. [00:37:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:28] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, I. I would. You know, it's like, okay, you. You know, I would say, hey, you know, I am taking. [00:37:37] Speaker A: Talking about, like, ratings and that kind of stuff. And I'm getting nice guy vibes from this. And so I'm like, this is just fucking weird. [00:37:51] Speaker B: See, what I do is I'll be like, hey, we're going to this fucking place. You know, if you want to meet me here, cool. Meet me here. If you don't, then that's it, you know, we're done. You know, if you would like a free lunch, come here. If you don't, you don't have to come. I'm not forcing you to come. Would you like to come? Or I can stay home and, you know, make myself a PB&J and save myself money. [00:38:18] Speaker A: This is just weird because it sounds like she's making excuses. [00:38:23] Speaker B: I mean, she is in college. [00:38:25] Speaker A: Like, he's being pushy, you know? [00:38:27] Speaker B: You know, she is in school, so, like, that. That's the only credit that I'll give to her. But it's like, if you want to date while in school, you know, make that work. And if you don't, then, you know, off. So, yeah, dude, go ahead and just. [00:38:50] Speaker A: I want comments. This is weird. [00:38:53] Speaker B: People have said cancel. Too much friction, too early. [00:38:56] Speaker A: That, yes. [00:38:59] Speaker B: If it felt too difficult and unnatural, I'd probably just cancel it. I, you know, shouldn't feel forced. Even before you meet. I can't imagine that actually being in a relationship, it'd be much harder if she's that limited on. On where she can go. Let's see. [00:39:21] Speaker A: Does he answer any comments? [00:39:23] Speaker B: Yeah, of course. What do you think? I offered an ice cream shop that had pastries close to an ocean front. She later said, this is an ice cream shop. I can't go that far for ice cream. I'm kind of confused now. I won't invite a woman to McDonald's or that sort the Least place would be a Starbucks or something. And I'm always trying to pay. And you know, this dude's like. She's actively trying to get you to cancel. Cancel, cancel, cancel. Anything else? You'll think you're desperate. [00:39:59] Speaker A: I mean, she, like, it just sounds like she's trying to say no, but she doesn't feel comfortable enough to see say no. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Yeah, everyone's saying she's a pain in the butt. Cancel. She's playing games with you. Leave this one be high maintenance before you even reach the date. Yeah, just. Just go ahead and cancel. You're not, you haven't invested in anything. You know, you. You wanted to go out on a date. Cool. You know, hopefully it works out. You know, maybe, you know, now that summer's hit, you can, you know, actually go on some dates. But you know, school's out right now, so. [00:40:39] Speaker A: This guy just sounds creepy and I don't like him. [00:40:43] Speaker B: I mean, he might be a nice guy. Who knows? He might, you know, try, you know, be nice to women. I, I don't see that as a bad thing. [00:40:52] Speaker A: Just the way he like speaks and stuff. [00:40:57] Speaker B: I mean, let's see if you know, he has his. Yeah, he has hidden posts. Everything's hidden. [00:41:09] Speaker A: Yeah. No, she wants to say no, but she feels like she can't. Yeah, I mean, and he needs to get the hint. [00:41:20] Speaker B: The, the fact that his name is Dom2under dash2, it's like, yeah, you might be just like a fucking weird dude. [00:41:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:28] Speaker B: And you know, she might just be too nice to, you know, not like to say like no up front, but here's another date story that went horrible. This is advice by od2k. Girl I met won't leave motel room. [00:41:50] Speaker A: What? [00:41:51] Speaker B: I love it. Long story short, it's 8:44am Checkout is 11 and if I check out with her still in there, I will get in trouble for leaving her here. I met her on Tinder and she didn't tell me until this morning that she is semi homeless. [00:42:10] Speaker A: No. Oh, Opino, Opino. [00:42:17] Speaker B: There is an edit here. I have a bag that belongs to her in my car. At 9:30 I will be going out and bringing it back to the room and checking out afterwards. [00:42:28] Speaker A: There's meth in that bag [00:42:33] Speaker B: and then, you know, there is the update. [00:42:36] Speaker A: But I want to know if the sex was good. [00:42:39] Speaker B: Probably not. You know, it like if you meet someone kind of like desperately on fucking, you know, Tinder and just like, yeah, half ass sex and the fact that you want her out and like get the out of my goddamn room. [00:42:57] Speaker A: Well, check us out. 11, that's what, three hours from now? [00:43:01] Speaker B: That. Yeah, it's three or two hours. Two hours, 15 minutes. But people are like, check out officially. Once that is complete, tell them that there's someone in your room who won't leave. [00:43:19] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the best way to go about it. [00:43:20] Speaker B: And I love this. So you just slept with a random homeless person. Someone's like semi homeless. The other half had a home. A home for Op's dick. Oh, my God, [00:43:40] Speaker C: This is funny. [00:43:42] Speaker A: No OB needs to check out. [00:43:44] Speaker B: This is what it's like for you. Feed a stray cat once and boom, you have a cat, except it's a girl. [00:43:55] Speaker A: What's the distribute? What? The kitten. Just you say it, babe. [00:44:02] Speaker B: The kitten distribution system. [00:44:04] Speaker A: The homeless distribution system. [00:44:06] Speaker B: I fed a stray cat once. She climbed onto my balcony, told me that she lives there now and get the fuck off of her couch. And she had a litter of kittens under the couch. She hooked me for child support and medical care, and I paid it all like a sucker. [00:44:23] Speaker A: I love queens. I love humans. I love humans and queens. [00:44:31] Speaker B: So this person, from what I learned from the comments OP didn't tell the whole story dates, the woman wants OP to use her for cash to pay for another night at the hotel, but OP is refusing. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Good. [00:44:50] Speaker B: She likely has cash but not a credit card which would be required to pay the deposit and reserve the room. You can't. You simply can't book a normal hotel without a credit card. I understand why OP would be uncomfortable leaving her to stay alone in the room in his name. What I don't understand is why post on Reddit not explain the context? Does OP get off in all the comments bashing women that he has slept with? This is a sad situation. So apparently fucking. This chick wanted to stay another fucking night and she had the cash to pay for an extra fucking night and is willing to give the cash to OP to, you know, have a hotel room to stay for another night and just needed to use his credit card. You know, it's like. [00:45:40] Speaker A: But she put out. [00:45:42] Speaker B: Yeah, and she put out on the first date. You know, just. But you know, that cannot put out. [00:45:47] Speaker A: He needs to pay up. [00:45:49] Speaker B: But you know, that can also go really fucking bad because guess what? If she, you know, decides to destroy the room, it's all in his credit card now. But I don't see why she would. But, you know, trust but verify type shit. Desperate people do desperate things. [00:46:07] Speaker A: Yes, they do. [00:46:09] Speaker B: But the Update notified staff. $20 cover charge from the $100 deposit if she doesn't leave on time. Blocked her number and got the out. No more credit cards for this type of business and it'll be getting. Or no more debit cards for this type of business and be getting your credit cards soon. [00:46:28] Speaker A: He had the hotel on his debit [00:46:30] Speaker B: card, which is a bad idea. [00:46:32] Speaker A: That is a very bad idea. Okay, Op is not smart. [00:46:39] Speaker B: Nope. He's kind of a dumbass. [00:46:40] Speaker A: Yeah, Op stupid. [00:46:43] Speaker B: That's fine. And you know this. [00:46:45] Speaker A: People deserve to be taken advantage of. [00:46:47] Speaker B: Yep. Last one. This by light. Illid, the guy I like can't sing. Okay, I need to know if I'm being dramatic or anyone else gets second hand embarrassment from this. Oh no, there is a guy I really like. He's sweet, attractive, thoughtful. But there's one problem. He keeps sending me voice notes of him singing. And it's not like he's terrible. I guess he can sing, but people singing directly to me makes me physically cringe for some reason. [00:47:31] Speaker A: Ugh, no, it's the ick factor. [00:47:34] Speaker B: Every time he sends one, I panic and immediately shift the conversation to something else. But because I genuinely don't know how to react without sounding mean. Like, am I supposed to clap? Cry? [00:47:49] Speaker A: How am I supposed to clap? [00:47:52] Speaker B: Now I'm low key nervous because what if we actually start dating? What if the man starts seeing to my face in person? Like, imagine maintaining eye contact while someone serenades you. I think I'd evaporate. How do I make him stop? [00:48:12] Speaker A: No, be. [00:48:19] Speaker B: And there is an update. But like, what? Like Courtney, like, would you be into this at all? Like a dude sending you voice notes of him singing to you? [00:48:32] Speaker A: It's so cringy. Okay, I did this to Goose, but Goose is my cat and I missed him dearly. I would not do this to you. Singing over the phone sounds like, [00:48:47] Speaker B: like, you know, at first I thought it was karaoke and like she was just like making fun of like how bad he sings at karaoke. I'm like, we all sing bad at karaoke. It's fine, you know that that's the fun of it. You know, like I, I'll. I'll occasionally choose a song that I know the entire bar knows and it's like, ah, time. Time to get everyone involved. But now, now the bar that I do karaoke at is a vfw and so it's like, you know, have to, you know, kind of play to the room, you know, Cuz they don't know who Lady Gaga is. [00:49:27] Speaker A: Who? The who? What? I know who Lady Gaga is. [00:49:32] Speaker B: Yeah, these are like 80 year old fucking war veterans, so they should appreciate [00:49:37] Speaker A: her all the more. [00:49:39] Speaker B: But there is an update on this. Okay, hey everyone. After I posted this, we ended up on a FaceTime call. And he did it again. No, this time I actually watched it happen instead of immediately cringing and changing the subject. And honestly, it wasn't even bad. It was actually really sweet. I appreciate the comments telling me to just go with it. Some of you said to even sing along. Maybe one day I will think maybe one day. I think I finally realized what he's doing because he genuinely likes me and feels comfortable around me, which is actually really wholesome. I mean, if the sing is the biggest fault I can find in him, he really can't be that bad of a guy. I really think I really like this guy and I think I'm starting to appreciate his little sing songiness. [00:50:39] Speaker A: Maybe he should get tested for us. [00:50:44] Speaker B: What are you talking about? [00:50:45] Speaker A: Sounds like a stem. [00:50:48] Speaker B: I. I like, Like all my autistic. I. I've never seen any of my autistic friends do any of that. [00:51:00] Speaker A: Every autistic person's different. [00:51:04] Speaker B: Yeah, I have a bunch of them. [00:51:05] Speaker A: Word spectrum is involved. There are multiple dials and you don't get to pick the numbers. [00:51:12] Speaker B: But like, at karaoke last night, there were like a. There was a mom that brought in her kids and like, one of the kids like, sang a song called like golden and there's like, you know, like Korean in it. And like, it was like the mom and you know, her son, like, just doing like a little duet. And it was a fucking adorable. Oh, man, it was very, very cute. I'm like, I don't know what this song is, but the kid was so excited. [00:51:43] Speaker A: OP matured so much from all the comments. That update, quite honestly, was really awesome. Yeah, like, that's really awesome. I'm really proud. I'm actually really proud of OP and besides, my singing never bothers you, right, babe? [00:52:06] Speaker B: No, I don't care. [00:52:08] Speaker A: Precisely. [00:52:10] Speaker B: But also, you don't like, do it in the middle of Sam's club either. [00:52:14] Speaker A: Well, no, because I keep my humming low. Not gonna sing in public. [00:52:20] Speaker B: Oh, I do it all the time. I'll do it in front of a crowd. I'll do it in front of a big crowd. [00:52:28] Speaker A: No, my songs are private. Only certain people get to hear them. [00:52:33] Speaker B: I will sing songs about, like, sucking penises, like, in front of a giant crowd. [00:52:38] Speaker A: Well, yeah, you're a guy. You're supposed to like. [00:52:40] Speaker B: I. I'm not, you know, like like, life's too short to be like, oh, no, I wish I would have done that. And it's like, yeah, just go for it. It. Why not? [00:52:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:54] Speaker B: I mean, I, I, I've done standup comedy. I've done all this. And so, yeah, just keep it running, keep it going. But that's gonna be it for this week. We'll be back next week. We're back on our normal shit. Yeah, we enjoyed our vacation and we'll see you then. [00:53:17] Speaker C: Bye.