Asking For Coke

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another week of the Human podcast. And we are back. You know, same low effort. Fucking. [00:00:12] Speaker B: I dropped my phone. [00:00:13] Speaker A: Stop doing that. [00:00:14] Speaker B: It fell off my knee. [00:00:15] Speaker A: Well, don't put it on your knee. [00:00:17] Speaker B: I wasn't trying to. [00:00:18] Speaker A: You. But you did. Mm. [00:00:22] Speaker B: I'm aware. [00:00:23] Speaker A: Okay, so that's my wife, not the truck. You know, Ms. Drops her phone all the fucking time. [00:00:29] Speaker B: There's no salt. There's no flat surfaces over here. [00:00:31] Speaker A: Do I need to, like, just get you, like, a little table that you can have? [00:00:34] Speaker B: I mean, I wouldn't say no to it. [00:00:36] Speaker A: I feel like you knock it over, like, I think you would have to [00:00:38] Speaker B: pull it to the ground. [00:00:40] Speaker A: I don't want to do that. I'd have to, like, have one, like, goes underneath, like, the chase. And, like, you know, kind of like, you know, like, clamps, like. And so, like, the weight of, like, the chase is just. Just, like, holding it down. I don't know. I'll figure something out. [00:00:59] Speaker B: This has to be me. Proof, but movable. [00:01:01] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I, Like, I. I have a design in my head already. I don't know if it exists. I have a feeling, like, anytime I, you know, think of something that I want to exist, I have to just go make it. [00:01:13] Speaker B: And you go and do. [00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah. It's kind of a pain in the deck, though. But I'm your host, Alex. A truck. We got my wife, not the truck. Then we got Courtney from way, way in California. [00:01:25] Speaker C: Yep, I'm here. [00:01:27] Speaker A: And by this time next week, both my wife and Courtney will be way, way in California. [00:01:34] Speaker B: Yay. Yay. Oh, my God. [00:01:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:38] Speaker A: Mo. [00:01:39] Speaker B: So good. [00:01:41] Speaker A: Yes. Oh, did you hear me start the podcast now? You want to be introduced? This is my cat, Mochi. Say hello. I'm all right. [00:01:54] Speaker B: She does a good purse. [00:01:55] Speaker A: She does the greatest purrs. She's a great cat. And then, you know, she just, like, wants love at the most inopportune times. Like when I'm trying to leave for work in the morning, she's like, this is the time where I'm going to be the fucking cutest of all time. I will do, you know, cute little, like, you know, I'll make, you know, biscuits on you and, you know, do all kinds of, you know, cute shit. [00:02:19] Speaker B: I'm like, she will do everything she can to keep you home. She hates it when you leave. [00:02:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, yeah, you're just like, an inopportune cat, but, you know, you're cute enough to, you know, get away with it. [00:02:35] Speaker B: Tasks when they require Zero cats. [00:02:39] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That's every single time. She's like, oh, you're doing the oil on your car. Let me, Let me help. Let me meow at the window. Loud as you know. Yes, you're very cute, but either way. So last night was my friend Sam's birthday. She came into Durango for, you know, just kind of like, visit everyone else out here, all her friends, and her brother lives out in Durango. And so, like, I'm out partying, drinking, playing pool, you know, having a great time, drinking way too much, because that. That's what you do, you know, you part of your tits off. And I legitimately went outside of the first bar with, like, you know, my other nerdy friend. You know, he was calling it a night. It was still early, like, 8 o'. Clock. And just like, me and him were just like, you know, giving everyone hugs from that bar and back. All right, we're out of here. You know, I'm heading down to another bar and, you know, me and him are talking, and then this, you know, chick, like, walks out behind us, you know, and, like, kind of, like steps on the conversation. He's like, oh, I'm not from here. And I'm like, yeah, cool. And I'm continuing to talking to Reese, and she's like, are you guys from here? I'm like, no, I'm not. And my friend looks at her, just so oblivious, not knowing what's going on, not knowing that she's about to ask for something stupid. Because I know her type, you know, kind of like your sister and. Oh, God, yeah, not throwing too much shade, but like, exactly like your sister, you know, like, hey, you know, I'm a girl, you know, pay attention to me type shit. And I'm not, you know, even putting up with any of this. And then she just comes out and she's like, do you guys have cocaine? And I. I'm like, flabbergasted. I'm like, you, like, either A, you're an undercover agent right now trying to bust people, and you're coming after, like, the worst try people to try and bust, or B, you're a dumbass. And like, I. I wish at that fucking moment I was a cop. Like. Like that. That's like, the moment I wish I could have been like, actually, I am law enforcement, and just like, pull out my badge and be like, you know, do you want to rethink that? You know, just. But I'm not a cop. So I'm like, no, you can go into that bar and probably ask anyone in that bar. It's a dive bar. The fuck do you think? [00:05:47] Speaker B: And she's like, what does dive bar mean? [00:05:50] Speaker A: Like a fucking. Like a low bar? Just like. [00:05:53] Speaker B: Because for the longest time I thought it referenced pearl divers. [00:05:57] Speaker A: What does a dive bar mean? [00:05:59] Speaker B: I don't think that's right. [00:06:02] Speaker A: A neighborhood drinking establishment known for its unpretentious casual and authentic atmosphere, usually characterized by low price, simple drinks, dim lighting, and outdated. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Oh, so dive bar is not an insult to a bar. It's a good thing. [00:06:23] Speaker A: What? Yeah, there's a reason it's, you know, packed in there. [00:06:27] Speaker B: I thought dive bar insinuated it was like a trashy bar. [00:06:31] Speaker A: It can. But, like, we. We have triple nickel out here, and that's kind of a dive bar. [00:06:38] Speaker B: Have I been to that bar? [00:06:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:40] Speaker B: Okay. Was it a good bar? [00:06:43] Speaker A: No, it's a. It's an awful bar. Like, it's way cheaper to drink at home. Trust me, it is wildly cheaper to drink at home. And it's like, unless you're going there all the time, it's not worth it to go out to a bar. If you're like, I'm gonna be in this town for a day, don't go out to the bar. [00:07:04] Speaker B: You need to have bar friends to go to a bar. Right? [00:07:07] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. You know, and, you know, most people are like, the bartender is my friend. [00:07:13] Speaker B: It's like, I don't think so. Bartenders here to make a profit, right? [00:07:21] Speaker A: Profit. Now they spend their money on cocaine. Unlike this chick that fucking didn't get any. So, like, I'm like, go inside, you know? And she's like, can I just give you $100 and you go get me cocaine? I'm like, what part of I don't live here do you not understand? [00:07:38] Speaker B: Taking $100 and ran? [00:07:39] Speaker A: Babe, I wanted to so fucking bad. You fucking, you know, being a good person, you know, I don't want to fucking, you know, what was she going [00:07:51] Speaker B: to do, chase after you? [00:07:53] Speaker A: I don't know. She was, like, hot enough to get a dumb guy to come beat me up. [00:08:00] Speaker B: You said she wasn't hot earlier. [00:08:02] Speaker A: She was a Durango 6, but she's hot enough, you know, like, the. The fucking bar in Durango is in hell. And, you know, like, if you have tits and a pussy, like, you're fucking golden. You can have someone, you know, big, go beat up this guy. You fucking stole my money. I'm a victim. And beg, I will fuck you. You know, there's so many tourists out there, they'll White knight for, you know, anything with a pussy. [00:08:33] Speaker B: Wait, that's what white knight means? [00:08:34] Speaker A: Yeah. I will save you, ma'. Am. I will save you from this. Ne' er do well, evil doer. Yeah. It's like this guy stole. [00:08:44] Speaker B: White knights bring cocaine. [00:08:47] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a great business strategy. I'm the white knight. The cocaine. No. Fucking white knights are just fucking dorky dudes that are like, I will fight for your honor, my lady. Like. Like. [00:09:00] Speaker B: But they don't come with cocaine. [00:09:02] Speaker A: They do not come with cocaine, though. [00:09:04] Speaker B: I'm so confused, babe. [00:09:06] Speaker A: That's all right. Just, you know, like. [00:09:10] Speaker B: Like, because cocaine's white, right? [00:09:13] Speaker A: Cocaine is white? Yes, Typically, yes. Hopefully, yes. [00:09:19] Speaker B: If it's not white, is it bad cocaine? [00:09:20] Speaker A: It's very bad cocaine. Do not, you know, just don't do cocaine like. Like that. [00:09:26] Speaker B: No one's ever offered me cocaine in my life. [00:09:28] Speaker A: Because it's expensive. It is wildly expensive, yes. [00:09:32] Speaker B: Is meth expensive? [00:09:33] Speaker A: No. [00:09:36] Speaker B: Okay, that tracks. [00:09:39] Speaker C: Yep. The only cocaine I got was really shitty. [00:09:44] Speaker A: Yeah. You have to know, people, like, I. I knew. [00:09:48] Speaker B: Was your cocaine white? [00:09:50] Speaker A: My cocaine? [00:09:51] Speaker B: No. Courtney's? [00:09:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:53] Speaker A: Yeah, she probably got. She probably got, like, baby powder and, like, laxative. [00:09:58] Speaker B: No. [00:09:59] Speaker C: Cassandra got some really shitty stuff from a friend, and it was cheap. Then I tried it, and it was disgusting. I had a ton of drip back, and it, like, did give me a [00:10:10] Speaker A: good high, and I. I just. I. I've done some, you know, really good cooking back in the day, and now I don't do cocaine no more. I'm a good boy. [00:10:22] Speaker C: Sure you are. [00:10:23] Speaker A: I mean, for the most part, I. I'm. I think I'm a pretty, you know, upstanding citizen. I didn't steal this, you know, dumb chick's hundred dollars, even though I should have. She was, like, you know, drunk, and I. I sent her back in the bar, and I really hope that she, you know, caused an issue. But the fact that I didn't get, you know, a bar report from anyone else that was there means that she did not cause an issue. I'm sure she just, like, walked in, like, the first, you know, you know, skinny guy and just like, hey, do you have any cocaine? Just, like, obnoxious. It's like, when you're fiending, it's like, I get it. Just, you know, don't ask us. [00:11:14] Speaker C: Oh, this was during your skinny homeless days, huh? [00:11:18] Speaker A: Oh, no, this is back in North Dakota. [00:11:21] Speaker C: You were skinny then. [00:11:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:25] Speaker C: You were still skinny. [00:11:27] Speaker B: You're skinnier. [00:11:27] Speaker A: I was skinnier in North Dakota. Yes. And, you know, I was also, you know, doing a lot of drugs, too. [00:11:35] Speaker C: Oh, that's probably it. [00:11:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:36] Speaker B: Like, we have, like, no days off. [00:11:39] Speaker A: No, I had zero days off. [00:11:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:41] Speaker A: And, you know, everyone did drugs, and it was like a, you know, just a don't ask, don't tell. We know what everyone's doing. We know everyone's business, you know. You don't, you know, spread anyone's business, though. [00:11:58] Speaker B: Yep, stitches get stitches. [00:12:03] Speaker A: I mean, like, the amount of meth heads that I saw call the cops on themselves was impressive for three hots in the cut. No, just because they're like, there's demons in the mirror or some, you know, crazy like that. And, you know, the cops come and they're like, oh, he's on meth, and they just take him away. Then they lose their job sometimes. Not all the time either. [00:12:30] Speaker B: I mean, you shouldn't be doing meth on the job, right? [00:12:33] Speaker A: Oh, it. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Like, it kind of depends on the job. However you really need to be before it. [00:12:37] Speaker A: Oh, here's the thing about meth. Like, meth, you can stay high for, like, a week. [00:12:42] Speaker B: How much? [00:12:44] Speaker A: Not very much, actually. Like, just like a little fucking, you know, tiny, like, bump will, like, keep [00:12:51] Speaker B: what's best, like, tolerance threshold. Do you get tolerant, like, super quick? [00:12:56] Speaker A: More or less. I mean, you know, don't. Don't do math. Like, this is what I, you know, the. The ultimate message. Don't do drugs that you can't afford. And you can't afford math. Don't do math. I. You know, it's. It's garbage. You know, go ahead and do cocaine if you can afford it and get good. But guess what? You know, occasionally you will get sold, you know, cocaine from an undercover, and you'll go to jail. [00:13:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:32] Speaker A: And. Yeah, you know, just stick to the, you know, legal drugs that you get from doctors are just as good. Pharmaceuticals are the bomb. [00:13:44] Speaker B: I can't deny this. [00:13:48] Speaker A: You can go to a doctor and they'll be like, oh, well, you're gaining a tolerance here. Let's give you more. And then health insurance is now paying for your drug habit, and it's a legal drug habit. [00:13:58] Speaker B: I'd be really sad without my brain drugs. I'm not gonna lie. [00:14:04] Speaker C: That would suck. So they're pushing through the psychedelics for PTSD and stuff like that. [00:14:14] Speaker A: Good. You know, like. And I like, you know, for psychedelics, I do not recommend, you know, someone go into any psychedelics unguided, you know, have, you know, someone there to be a trip sitter. You know, have someone there to you know, kind of, you know, help you through and, you know, all that jazz. [00:14:39] Speaker B: Okay. You remember on my EMDR sessions, I feel like going on a trip and like doing that at the same time. Like, whether you're talking about, like, being like, guided is like, because, like we with like emdr, what I did was I rewrote my memories. And so doing that on acid would be so much more effective, in my opinion. Yeah, like, it would, because, like, it would, it would just do. It has to be done in the right way. [00:15:02] Speaker A: Yeah, of course, like, it has to [00:15:03] Speaker B: be done in the right way. It could totally fuck you up in the other way. But, like, the whole point of EMDR was to rewrite my memories. [00:15:09] Speaker A: Set and setting for any of your psychedelics. If you're going to do mushrooms, acid, you know, dmt, whatever, you know, understand, you know, what it will do to you, understand, you know, if, you know, do your research, you know, see if he'll interact with anything you're already taking and yeah, go, go for that, you know, or just go hardcore with it and just be like, yeah, I'm going to do an ounce of shrooms in a chocolate bar and, you know, wake up two weeks later and have like a time machine. Yeah, I've done that. You know, I, I, I've definitely, you know, taken some acid and, you know, figured out how to control my universe and travel through time. [00:16:10] Speaker B: I have no desire to time travel. If you time travel, you've died. [00:16:14] Speaker A: No, pretty much, you know, it's just like lucid dreaming. [00:16:20] Speaker C: You can train yourself to lucid dream. [00:16:23] Speaker A: Well, like, you know, in my, you know, delirious state of acidness I have come up with, you are able to, you know, take yourself through your life at any point, you know, but you cannot change anything. And if you were to change something, you, you know, are now in a different universe where that is now the change and you are, you know, kind of stuck there until you change it back. [00:16:53] Speaker B: Do you want to change it back? [00:16:55] Speaker A: Well, it's the butterfly effect. It's like, you know, if you're happy [00:16:58] Speaker B: where you are, why go back? [00:17:00] Speaker A: Well, it's like, you know, what if I wanted to change it to where I invested heavy into Bitcoin when it was worth a million of millionth of a cent. [00:17:08] Speaker B: And are you happier now? [00:17:11] Speaker A: You know, you never know. It's like if you change it and it's like, cool, now I'm in a universe where I have, you know, a billion dollars. It's like, do you, you know, understand the rep, the Repro. Reparation. [00:17:24] Speaker B: But where the reparations not. [00:17:27] Speaker A: Not repercussions. Repercussions. There we go. Repercussions of doing that. You know, someone could have, you know, killed you for your money. Someone. [00:17:35] Speaker B: But you died rich, you know, you. [00:17:37] Speaker A: They could have, you know, you could have died quick, you know. [00:17:40] Speaker B: Okay, if you teleport, have you died? [00:17:45] Speaker A: Well, you're not teleporting, you're just. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Well, no, if you teleport, meaning a machine breaks you down to your molecular level and then you rematerialize somewhere else and you're rebuilt from molecular level. Have you died? [00:17:57] Speaker C: No. [00:17:58] Speaker B: Why not? I think you've died. Like your body has died. It's a new body. You've died. [00:18:09] Speaker C: Yeah, that would make the case that people who've died and come back like they're dead. That's not true, though. [00:18:19] Speaker A: I mean, here's the thing. Your entire body, you know, redoes itself like every, like 11 years or whatever it is. [00:18:26] Speaker B: I think that's a myth. [00:18:27] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's not a mess. [00:18:28] Speaker C: No, it's true. [00:18:29] Speaker B: Once I heard it was seven years. When. When did it become 11? Although the year doesn't matter, to be honest. You know, if you are broken down and then rebuilt, your body has died. [00:18:40] Speaker A: Yes. So you've died several times. According to your logic, you have died several times. [00:18:46] Speaker B: No, I'm not talking about a natural reproduction. I'm talking about like when you. Okay, like when you're like, you're teleporting, like ing Star Trek. Like your body's broken down and then rebuilt by a machine or some sort of coating that is new. That is not a cell that has replaced itself. That is a new beginning cell. [00:19:08] Speaker A: So if you take a starfish and cut it in half, you know, and then both these starfish grow into full starfish. Which is the original starfish? [00:19:17] Speaker B: Neither. They're both new starfish. [00:19:21] Speaker A: They're both the same starfish. [00:19:22] Speaker B: No, they're new starfish. They're now separate entities. One is not this. [00:19:27] Speaker A: They are not different, but they have the same memories and, you know, the same instincts, the same everything. [00:19:36] Speaker B: No, it. They're two. They're two different. [00:19:38] Speaker C: They're two distinct organisms becoming, like, really annoying. Sorry. [00:19:42] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll do you know this on a different podcast. [00:19:48] Speaker C: Sorry, it's just getting too heavy. [00:19:54] Speaker A: I think my wife is just fucking. [00:19:56] Speaker B: No, I've been thinking about this for weeks. It's driving me crazy. You have no idea. [00:20:01] Speaker A: Yeah, try and think about infinity. Like really think. [00:20:04] Speaker B: I don't care about infinity. I don't care. [00:20:05] Speaker C: Fact. [00:20:06] Speaker B: Whether or not. I feel like if you teleport, you die. That's my sense. [00:20:10] Speaker A: Whatever. I mean, like, the thing I've been thinking about for the past few weeks is going down memory lane. I've been thinking about my boarding school that I went to, and like, I. I looked it up a few years ago. It closed during COVID and I'm like, oh, damn, that's a damn shame. And now people are suing my old boarding school because they're like, they abused children. I'm like, they disciplined children. It's a very different thing, you know, and it was like, all boys. And apparently, like, one of the, you know, old principals, ex wives is like, you know, like, yeah, they were, you know, doing evil stuff. And it's like, yeah, you weren't allowed, you know, like, really to interact with the kids there, you know, as a staff member's wife. You were not, you know, an employee of the boarding school. [00:21:20] Speaker C: Yeah, [00:21:22] Speaker A: yeah. It's like my wife coming in and back. Here, let me teach you how to, you know, do trucking. [00:21:27] Speaker B: Shit, I would never do that. Yeah, I don't know how to drive. I don't know how to drive a car. [00:21:34] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, driving a truck is easy, but, Yeah, like, it. It got closed down, and now people are suing it left and right, you know, claiming some crazy. I'm like, these, you know, young boys lied to their parents, manipulated their parents, and now the parents are, you know, coming back for, you know, a bunch of money. Like, yeah, we're gonna, you know, sue you for all of the money in the world. Like, yeah, you guys are gonna lose this lawsuit and, you know, look like goddamn fools. And I. I feel bad for, like, these parents, you know, because their kids are gonna, you know, most likely just die of a drug overdose. And it's like, ah, damn. You know, but it, you know, boarding school is a good thing. I'm gonna, you know, go to bat for it. Like, I, you know, I don't think they're doing any, you know, court cases. I'm definitely not, you know, driving out to where it's at. But, you know, send your kids to a boarding school if you. You can't deal with them, and maybe they might be able to, you know, help you out. You know, let. But let the staff members, you know, beat up your kids a bit. Let them be mean to them. Like, it's really what needs to happen. Like, sometimes, you know, a kid needs to get fucking punched in the goddamn mouth because then they, you Know, if they don't, they grow up, you know, with this pretentious fucking attitude and be like, you know, excuse me, you can't, you know, be on your phone while pumping gas, you know, like these fucking idiots. And you know, it's like, just go punch him in the goddamn mouth. What? [00:23:27] Speaker B: So sorry. [00:23:30] Speaker C: Did she have to go pee? [00:23:31] Speaker A: I have no idea, but probably so I'm hoping that my, my old boarding school, you know, beats all them cases and opens back up. But it's just like a bunch of people that hate, you know, Christians, they're like, I, we hate these Baptist, you know, schools are abusing. It's like, I hope you guys win. And then, you know, get what you want and go help out more kids. But we got some Am I the? And some other news stories. Let's just jump right into an Am I the? By an adorable nerve 4175. Am I the asshole for not returning a ring? My husband inherited a ring that was owned by his grandfather. The ring was an anniversary ring. I don't think it was expensive, but it obviously holds sentimental value. My husband died suddenly when our son was a baby. Oh, Jesus. He was young and didn't have a will. So I settled his estate. His mother asked for the ring not long after he died to give to one of the other sisters. Children. I said no because it belongs to my husband. [00:24:55] Speaker B: One of. One of the mom's sisters or one of the dead husband's sisters. [00:25:00] Speaker A: One of her sisters children. Yeah. Because it belonged to my husband and now belongs to his son. Ten years have passed. His mother has started again. She says the family thinks it's very wrong of you that the ring should stay in the family. Honestly, the ring is so ugly and tacky. My son will probably never want. Does feel mean to hold on to it, but when his mother want. When his mother wants it. But honestly, I feel like my husband would be upset if it didn't go to our son and I would be disrespectful to him not to ensure that happens. Am I the. [00:25:43] Speaker B: Nope. No. What the. [00:25:45] Speaker C: It was given to him. It was yours. It's done and over with. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Like I, I read the title and I assume like this is like some marriage thing. It's like, you know, like, you know, he cheated on me and I'm not giving back the ring. You know, something like that. I'm like, oh no. This is a horrific fucking story. [00:26:04] Speaker B: About 10 years has passed and out of nowhere, her dead husband's mother, her mother in law, out of Nowhere is reaching out again. Like, she's had no contact with her former husband's family in the last 10 years. [00:26:19] Speaker A: I'm sure they, they've had contact because it's still, you know, the kids, grandparents. And you don't just, like, cut them off because, you know, hey, my husband died. I, like, if I was to die, would you stop talking to my family? [00:26:34] Speaker B: Of course not. [00:26:35] Speaker A: Yeah, of course you're allowed to still talk to him. [00:26:37] Speaker B: No, your family would be like, I would have. No, I would have no support from my family. I would be 100% online reliant on your family until I got back on my feet. [00:26:47] Speaker A: Oh, you get, you know, pretty well on your feet. [00:26:49] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:26:51] Speaker A: You get a big old fat check written to you. Here you go. [00:26:53] Speaker B: I know, but everyone in your family would also, like all the people I have a relationship with. Your family, very supportive. [00:26:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Like, I don't understand Ophi's relationship with her dead husband's family. And I feel like her relationship with the family really determines how the situation goes. But no matter what, not the asshole. [00:27:14] Speaker C: Yep. [00:27:15] Speaker B: Yeah. No, if her son wants to give the ring back to, and I quote, the family, he can. But that's not her decision to make anymore. The ring belongs to her son. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I don't think the ring was expensive, but it obviously holds sentimental value. It's like, yeah, you know, I think like the mom, like, what if the [00:27:40] Speaker B: rings, like, secretly, like, super valuable and like, and like rich and the family just wants it for the money? [00:27:46] Speaker A: Oh, that'd be like, she can take [00:27:48] Speaker B: it to like Antiques Roadshow and all of a sudden it's worth like 2 billion. [00:27:52] Speaker A: I mean, no ring is worth 2 billion. [00:27:55] Speaker B: But you get my dress. [00:27:56] Speaker C: Are you sure about that? [00:27:58] Speaker A: Let me see. What the most. What is the most expensive ring in the world? [00:28:03] Speaker B: It's gonna be a lot. [00:28:05] Speaker A: The pink star. 71.2 million. How much did I say, like a billion? [00:28:13] Speaker B: Okay then. [00:28:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, okay. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Was it, you know, the pink? Yeah, it's a big ass ring too. It's. [00:28:27] Speaker B: I don't like rings that have, like, big. I don't like rings that have, like big diamonds on them. Like, that shit's weird to me. [00:28:35] Speaker C: There's one that's 57.5 million. A 14.62 carat fancy, vivid blue diamonds. And then there's 22.6 million [00:28:50] Speaker B: too big as far as I'm concerned. And then it's just gaudy. [00:28:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's fine, but, you know, how cool would it be? It's like, oh yeah, this ring is actually worth a million dollars. And now, you know, dear old mother in law wants to have it back because she realizes that this can jump start, you know, her grandkids life or you know, she can give it to, you know, one, you know, her sister and you know, jump start their lives. You know, like the, like the direct link has been cut. But it's like still, that's your grandson. You know, that that's it. Like that's all there is there. [00:29:31] Speaker B: I want comments. [00:29:33] Speaker A: Okay, let's see who comments say not the she probably. She basically said that your son is not family. That's, you know, even worse than simply wanting the ring back. [00:29:42] Speaker C: That. Yeah, quite honestly, I don't think she's probably had contact. [00:29:48] Speaker B: No, it doesn't sound like they've had any contact. [00:29:52] Speaker A: You know, not the. Doesn't matter how ugly the ring is. This belonged to your dad is pretty powerful for a child whose dad has passed. [00:30:00] Speaker B: Yes, it is. Ooh, that. Yes. [00:30:02] Speaker A: That added meaning to your son that no one else will have it. You know, you said it's your son's now, so take it. You know, is your belief that your husband went on to have it, that's all you need. Start calling out his family for what they are, grave robbers trying to steal family history from their grandson. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Damn straight. [00:30:23] Speaker C: Yeah. I love when people like put it in the best way, way possible. [00:30:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:32] Speaker A: Yeah. So your son who carries his father's name will continue to. His father's legacy isn't considered family, but his aunt whose children do not carry the family name are. Something smells fishy about this. Have the ring appraised. [00:30:46] Speaker B: You might be surprised that, that, that, that me, I'm right. I don't mean like that like, but she needs to get the ring of price 100%. [00:30:58] Speaker A: Yeah, like I, I honestly hope that this comes back with a update. I mean this was five days ago. So let's see if like you know, they, they, you know, anything is. Nope, no updates. I, I assumed it's not expensive. He bought it when he was in Japan in the 1950s. It has speckles of house paint on it. [00:31:30] Speaker B: What? [00:31:32] Speaker A: I, I'm like reading like, you know, do you think your mother in law might, you know, try and talk your son and bring in the ring with him on a visit? Yes. Or manipulating him into giving it to her. I think the ring might be more valuable than Opie realizes. You know, Opie says, yeah, maybe you're right. I assumed it's not expensive because when my Husband's grandfather died, and my husband went to the funeral to help settle the house. I told him not to ask for anything. My husband then later intentionally asked for the ring because it was an anniversary ring and he didn't think it was expensive enough to fight over. He also asked for one of his grandpa's casual watches that he wore when he was home. It's really cool. He bought it when he was in Japan in the 1950s as speckles of house paint on it. [00:32:21] Speaker B: Opie needs to get this appraised. [00:32:25] Speaker A: Yeah. I hope Opie gets it appraised. And it's like, oh, yeah. [00:32:27] Speaker B: After no contact with a family for 10 years, all of a sudden, out of the blue, they pop up, want something. They want money. [00:32:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:36] Speaker C: Yep. [00:32:36] Speaker B: Op needs to get this appraised. [00:32:40] Speaker C: Yep. [00:32:43] Speaker A: You know, I honestly, like, like, I. I just read the, you know, headline of the story. I'm like, oh, this is gonna be good. And so, yeah, it's. It's way better. Next. Am I the by short and free. Am I the for telling my neighbors that it is me who shovels her snow? So I have two neighbors. One is in his 70s and the other is in her 50s. I happen to be in my 20s. I am in good health. For the last four. [00:33:15] Speaker B: Congratulations, Opie, you. Sorry. [00:33:21] Speaker A: For the last four years, I've been. I, you know, fucking does. You know, paragraphs. I. I love Opie just for that alone. For the last four years, I've been living here. My neighbors are super friendly. They invite me over all the time, cut my grass, take out, and bring my trash bins in for me. They text me updates about the neighborhood all the time. Last year, they both separately confided in me that they find shoveling snow hard. One has back problems and the other's arthritis flares up in the cold. I said something along the lines of, damn, that sucks. And we moved on with that conversation. But since that day, every time it snows, I go out right before sunrise to shovel their sidewalks just to help out. I never offered it, and they never asked me to do it. I just do it. One of my neighbors was so grateful he was offering to pay me. I refused. He gifts me things like a six pack of beer, chocolate, popcorn. Nothing crazy. I always took them. The other neighbor didn't say anything about it, but it was no big deal to me. Last night I went to a party and it snowed. I didn't get home until 5am I probably went to sleep around 6am I didn't wake up until noon. I was hungover and I didn't start shoveling until 1pm I still got both my neighbor's sidewalk. I was about half done with the sidewalk that belongs to the neighbor who never said anything sidewalk. When she came out and told me to stop. I told her I didn't mind. She said shoveling was her son's job. Oh, and him constantly shoveling the sidewalk is the only reason she lets him stay around. Her son is an addict and lacks structure in his life and she thinks that, you know, he is, you know, doing something constant and step with the right direction. [00:35:14] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:35:15] Speaker A: I told her I always shovel for her and I've been doing it since last winter. She started complaining to me about how her son has been taking the credit and he's no good lying. She went inside and started to yell at him. I finished shoveling and went inside. She threw all of his stuff out into the snow. I saw him pick some of it up before walking down the street to God knows where. Now her son is texting me, asking why I had to say something and telling me that he I am the reason he got thrown out. [00:35:53] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:35:54] Speaker A: I didn't know they had a strained relationship and the son asked me in the past not to talk with it about it to his mom because his mom constantly compares me to him. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:36:08] Speaker A: And makes everything harder for him. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:36:11] Speaker A: I told him I wouldn't and I didn't care if the neighbors knew that I was me shoving their sidewalk. I just wanted to help her without any credit. [00:36:19] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:36:20] Speaker A: It had been super easy for me to keep my mouth shut. [00:36:23] Speaker B: No, no. She needed to know her son was still being a lying piece of. [00:36:30] Speaker A: It snows six to eight months out of the year, if that changes any opinions. Tldr I shoveled the older neighbor's sidewalk. Her son has been taking the credit. I told her that her son doesn't shovel and it's been me who's been scooping the neighbors. You know, threw her son out because of it. [00:36:48] Speaker B: Good on her for kicking his ass to the curb. [00:36:54] Speaker A: It's about time she threw the bum out, not the straight up. How stupid does someone have to be to take credit for another person's work like that when it is work that has been done consistently on an ongoing basis? She was bound to find out eventually when she got up early one morning and saw your good deed with her own eyes. You're not the opposite. You're not the asshole. Just the opposite. In fact. The sun is the asshole. [00:37:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:23] Speaker C: Yep. [00:37:23] Speaker A: Everyone's saying, not the asshole. That. Like that. That's the fucking T right there. It's like, you know, I'm like, how is this like a fucking. You know, I was expecting some Karen fucking bullshit. Yeah. I. This is why I love just reading the. [00:37:37] Speaker B: I was also expecting some Karen. I'm not gonna lie. [00:37:40] Speaker A: I was not expecting the attic son to get kicked out, Mick, as he should have been. That's me shuffling. [00:37:48] Speaker B: That's the one thing she asked him to do and he still couldn't do it. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you know, sometimes you just have to like, you know, if you have an addict and just, you know, give him some hard love and make. Sorry. Get the out. [00:38:05] Speaker C: Yep, yep. [00:38:14] Speaker A: But now, now I have some advice and let's see. Yeah, we'll. We'll go ahead and end after like this advice 1. How would you feel if your boyfriend told you that he had slept with close to 1, 100 women till you. My boyfriend, male, 25, told me that he had slept with almost 100 women his entire life. [00:38:41] Speaker B: I call. [00:38:44] Speaker A: It's half that. He said the first half happened while he was just a teenager and his uncle took him to women who get paid for this activity. Jesus Christ. [00:38:54] Speaker C: Okay. [00:38:57] Speaker A: After that, he spent his teenage years thinking this was a good thing and it makes him more of a man. He even told me that he barely remembers. None of these women are mostly older than him. His family wasn't responsible and gave him a lot of money in a car at a really young age. The other half happened while he was in university, while he was out from his four year relationship that didn't include any sexual activity because the girl didn't want it. [00:39:24] Speaker B: What the. Okay, not that part. Not that part. Continue. [00:39:29] Speaker A: So he says he's feeling empty and that his friends didn't push him. That his friends also pushed him into having sex with random women after clubs or things like that. It's normal. And he feels less respect it. I feel less respect to him or even discussed it. Hold him to his face that he didn't blame me if I, you know, I did. This is fucking terrible grammar. [00:39:56] Speaker B: This is awful grammar. [00:39:59] Speaker A: He didn't blame me if I did. And you know, he was stupid for doing such things. He said he always wanted the woman to. He was going to be married, to be untouched before. [00:40:12] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:40:13] Speaker A: Which was me. And he took it. This feels so strange. Please help. [00:40:16] Speaker B: Okay, [00:40:19] Speaker A: so this dude is fucking, you know, pumping up his fucking crazy. [00:40:25] Speaker B: So it's crazy. [00:40:27] Speaker A: Somehow I feel like this guy is not in the United States. [00:40:31] Speaker B: This dude's crazy. Like, some of this shit did not happen. Like, some of the shit she's just, like, made up. Neither A, he believes his own lies or B, B, that's so dumb that he's, like, bragging to her about how, and I quote, has slept with almost 100 women. Like, and I'm still clean, I'm still calling bullshit on that. But then he wants his wife to be in touch. Like, what the does he expect the does he want in bed? Like, he wants a virgin, but is she gonna knew how to do anything to satisfy him? After he's, and I quote, slept with a hundred women, will he be satisfied with the dead fish in the bed? [00:41:16] Speaker A: I mean, it's like this weird, you know, macho, machismo, dumbass bullshit. I was feeling kind of sympathetic towards your boyfriend until I read the statement that he wants a woman that is going to be. That he is going to be married to, to be untouched. He regrets his past immature mistakes, but doesn't allow some decency to others. If he marries you, great. But if it didn't work out, what then? The person that holds the same values of him will you be as undesirable? Is that okay with you? You know, don't take this right, don't take this the wrong way, but is he Muslim? I'm Muslim. And many men have this mentality where they will do whatever they want, but they want a wife who is a virgin. It's messed up. And Opie says he is. Yep. You know, somehow I feel like this is, you know, in a different country. [00:42:10] Speaker B: Yeah, no op needs to leave. [00:42:14] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, Saudi Arabia, you know, seems like. Yeah. Because this isn't like, you know, really the culture of America, but this dude's still crazy. [00:42:27] Speaker B: I mean, you know, like, no, Opie needs to bounce hard. [00:42:31] Speaker A: Like, yeah. Like, I, I, I was going through the story, and I'm like, yeah, this is definitely like some Middle Eastern country. It's fine, you know, to, you know, each their own, do your thing. But yeah, I mean, you know, if this isn't something you want, get out of the relationship. [00:42:49] Speaker B: It's a hypocrite. He's crazy, he's narcissistic, he's nasty. [00:42:55] Speaker A: I feel like it's just, like, their culture. [00:42:58] Speaker B: I have a bunch of more colorful terms. [00:43:01] Speaker A: Know, it's like when you, you know, go, you know, when you meet some, like, Baptist, you know, Christians. Yeah. Like, like they're, you know, they have some choice things to say about, like, gay people. [00:43:15] Speaker B: Gag. [00:43:15] Speaker A: Worthy, you know, but it's like, just like their culture. And I'm like, yeah, okay, cool. You have your thing. And as long as you don't do anything based on your beliefs, then, you know, you're good. But if you start, you know, going and beating up gay people, then, you know, burn you at a cross or whatever. But, yeah, a lot of people are saying, you know, run, get the on out of there. [00:43:45] Speaker C: Yep. [00:43:46] Speaker A: You know, as a Muslim woman. Thank you. British, Pakistani field model 23. I stay the away from men like him, please. It's downright hypocrisy. If they want a dolled up woman in modest clothing and intent intentional while they do, they do the complete opposite. They stay out to ungodly hours and hang around mates they barely see family. Kind of shows the man he is why he wants you in a certain way. So, yeah, I mean, you know, if you want, you know, the world to be, you know, a certain way, start with yourself. But that. That's gonna be it for this week. You know, there's like a quick story. A paralyzed man gets a brain, you know, computer implant that helped him restore feelings to his fingers. [00:44:44] Speaker B: Science. It's exciting. [00:44:47] Speaker A: I hate the fact that he has a better beard than me. I fucking hate this guy. [00:44:50] Speaker B: Babe, you will be. You will struggle to find someone who has a beard worse than you. [00:44:56] Speaker A: Oh, no, there's people who have worse beards than me. [00:44:59] Speaker B: Okay, sure. But, you know, when your best friend calls it cat hair stuck to your face. Okay. [00:45:13] Speaker A: Phenomenal burn. [00:45:14] Speaker B: It was. [00:45:14] Speaker C: Do you have dandruff? [00:45:17] Speaker A: No, no. Like. Like on my head, but, like, not on my beard. [00:45:21] Speaker C: You should, you should try because I guess, like, it can actually inhibit growth and it's actually fungus. So, like, it's probably in your neck, in your beard too. And, like, it stops hair from growing. So you should definitely try, like, some treatment in your hair. [00:45:39] Speaker A: Oh, no, I'm just, you know, Native American and Asian and so I don't naturally grow a beard. [00:45:47] Speaker C: Sure. [00:45:49] Speaker A: I just don't have the genetics to grow a beard. Like, I, I'm, you know, I have, like, that Native American. Like, you've seen native. You. You have natives out there, you know, I'm sure you see, like, the. The native dudes, you know, with the patchy beards that, that, you know, we. I don't have any chest hair. [00:46:08] Speaker B: Thank God for that. If you had chest hair, we would [00:46:10] Speaker A: not be together, you know, and like, my tribe might be like Blackfoot or something, but my beard is Apache. So, you know, that, that's why they went out and scalped everyone to get hair for themselves, filling their beards. [00:46:28] Speaker B: If you had Chuck Bear, we would not be together. [00:46:32] Speaker A: That's diabolical. They just, like, went up, scalp people's heads and just put it on their face. But I have a beard. Look at me. I'm a bearded man. Just made fun of white people. But that's gonna be it for this week. We'll be back next week with some more, you know, bs Maybe. Actually, I. I don't know. [00:46:52] Speaker B: You know, if you teleport, you die. [00:46:55] Speaker A: The. The girls will be together, and if, you know, we don't get around to it, we don't get around to it, you know, they might, you know, enjoy. [00:47:03] Speaker C: Probably not. [00:47:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:47:07] Speaker C: Honestly, if we do it, we'll probably do it Sunday. [00:47:10] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll. [00:47:11] Speaker B: We'll be tired from flying all day. [00:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah, we'll see what happens. And, you know, if we. We take a, you know, vacation week, we're all on vacation. [00:47:21] Speaker C: Yep. [00:47:22] Speaker A: And in fact, that's what we're gonna do for the next two weeks. We're gonna go on vacation. Gonna go on a hiatus. I. I just. [00:47:29] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:47:30] Speaker A: Yeah. That way you don't have to worry about none of it, you know, a little bit of hiatus, you know, and boom. So we'll be back in three weeks, you know, with all the stories of what has happened, you know, over the vacation and all that. It's gonna be great. But, yeah, time for a little break. Time for a little breaky poo. And until then, until next month, we will see you later. Bye.