Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Human podcast. I'm your host, Alex. A truck. We got my wife, not the truck.
Then we got Courtney from, you know, hella far away.
[00:00:15] Speaker B: Too far away.
[00:00:16] Speaker A: I mean, it's fine. You could literally get on a plane at any time and fly to her.
[00:00:26] Speaker B: I'd have to put my leave in so far ahead.
[00:00:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you, you like, like, let's see. You know how, you know, much a ticket is, you know, not that.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Well, let's go further out. Jesus Christ.
Okay, let's go Southwest. Jesus. I hate the fact that Southwest does not.
[00:01:09] Speaker B: Okay. It sucks that you no longer have the two checked bags for free.
[00:01:13] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. That, that is some.
[00:01:16] Speaker B: Like, that was like, the biggest reason to use Southwest is like, okay, thank fuck. God.
[00:01:21] Speaker A: Well, I, like, I wonder how far they were, you know, like, if it was, like, cheap to have checked bags, I'd be like, okay, no problem. But, yeah, they make it stupid pricey.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: You know, low fair, you know. Calendar, please.
Jesus Christ. Okay. You know, $149.
Okay. Yeah. So it's $300 to get to Courtney.
[00:02:05] Speaker B: You can do payment plans for air tickets now?
[00:02:08] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah. You can affirm a flight firm's dangerous.
How?
[00:02:18] Speaker B: It's dangerous for people who can't. Who aren't good with money.
[00:02:22] Speaker A: I mean, let me, Let me see.
I don't think my affirm is actually all that bad right now.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Mine's paid off and I canceled my account.
[00:02:31] Speaker A: Is that what you did?
[00:02:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: Let me see. Maybe later.
I can do, like, $9,000 in a firm.
[00:02:40] Speaker B: No, I can't. I'm. I'm not good with money. Like, all my credit cards are cancelled. Anything that can be turned to me, pim. And I do not have access. I'm out of money. I'm out of money. And that's it.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: Yeah, my affirma is bad. It's $1,188 total balance.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: Can't you just accidentally pay it off like you did one of your credit cards?
[00:03:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I can. I, I definitely can. I'm not going to.
And the interest rate's low enough. I don't give a y. Beck, you saved $0.70 on interest by paying it off today.
And so I, I, I really don't give a. I'm like, yeah, that's fine. I'll pay your extra 70 cents.
Plus I want to go spend, you know, dumb money on dumb things.
So. Yeah, it, it, it'll cost you about you know, $500 to go see Courtney on a week. Him.
Unless, you know, we just modify this to, you know, some place that is bigger.
[00:03:53] Speaker C: Well, you can go to Palm Springs. Ontario.
[00:03:57] Speaker A: Ontario is in Canada.
[00:04:01] Speaker C: No.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: Yeah. So, yep, here's 79.
Yeah.
[00:04:07] Speaker C: No, there's Ontario here, too.
Ontario, California.
[00:04:14] Speaker A: Ontario, California. That sounds awful. It's like Canadians move there and they're like, polite but snarky at the same time. Yeah. I found tickets for 79 centuries.
[00:04:26] Speaker B: Name. Or is it a word that has definition behind it? Another language?
[00:04:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it means the only place to live in Canada.
That's what it means.
It's like you got Vancouver and Ontario and that's it. Like those.
[00:04:42] Speaker B: Quebec too.
[00:04:44] Speaker A: Quebec is a province.
[00:04:46] Speaker B: What's the difference?
[00:04:47] Speaker A: It's like a state in a city.
[00:04:49] Speaker B: Isn't it? A island.
[00:04:51] Speaker A: Quebec.
[00:04:52] Speaker B: Yeah, it's. No, no, it's a goddamn island.
[00:04:56] Speaker A: Quebec.
You're gonna feel real silly.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: I am.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: It's a city. But.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: But it's not a fucking island.
[00:05:03] Speaker A: It's not an island.
[00:05:04] Speaker B: It's on an island. I swear to God.
[00:05:07] Speaker A: Yeah. This island here.
This island here. This. This island here.
[00:05:13] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:05:14] Speaker A: Yeah, this. This huge island. This giant island. Look at this huge island connected to Ontario, you know? Yeah. Quebec is a fucking province.
British Columbia. Alberto Scotchewan, Manitoba.
[00:05:37] Speaker B: I thought I read about this thing where like, Huss's face was like, trying to invade Quebec, but they were like on an island and so they couldn't capture it.
[00:05:44] Speaker A: Yeah. St. Pierre is an island.
See, like, I like islands.
And like this little thing, whatever the. This is the Bell Isle. That's an island.
[00:05:57] Speaker B: Aisles are smaller.
[00:05:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Iceland. I would even call that an island. Hawaii. Island.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
Hawaiian. Okay. No, they're isles. They're not islands.
[00:06:07] Speaker A: That's an island.
These over here, these little fucking, you know, dipshit, you know, little pieces of land.
These are aisles. The isles of Hawaii.
[00:06:18] Speaker B: Yes. Ta da.
[00:06:19] Speaker A: What the fuck is this?
[00:06:21] Speaker B: I don't know. What is it?
[00:06:23] Speaker A: Probably, you know, like, is there snow on that?
[00:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:29] Speaker A: Is there people that live here?
[00:06:31] Speaker B: Yes.
How? They're native.
[00:06:36] Speaker A: How do they. Oh, yeah, that's a dumb question.
Like, how do they get wood? And it's like all surrounded by woods.
Like, where did they get the woods from? Oh, my God. There's a bunch of little islands. Oh, it's the French Polynesian islands.
[00:06:50] Speaker B: What did you think the Pacific was just like a great open nothingness?
[00:06:54] Speaker A: It pretty much is. Yes.
That's where Point Nemo is.
Point Nemo is like the furthest area from any land Like Point Nemo is so remote that sometimes people in the space station floating above you or are the closest humans to you.
[00:07:13] Speaker B: My favorite part about the Pacific is the great ring of fire.
[00:07:16] Speaker A: The great ring of fire.
[00:07:18] Speaker B: Great ring of fire.
[00:07:20] Speaker A: I fell into a burning ring of fire.
I went down, down, down.
[00:07:27] Speaker B: I want to say Johnny Hunter, but that's not his name.
[00:07:29] Speaker A: Very close. Johnny Cash killed his brother.
I mean, what do you consider Australia?
[00:07:36] Speaker B: Killed his brother. An accident.
[00:07:37] Speaker A: It was an accident. Yes. It was on a table saw.
[00:07:41] Speaker B: Was that before they invented the things that don't cut the hot dogs?
[00:07:44] Speaker A: Yes, that was way before that.
Like. Like they invented the stop saw in like 2020, actually. Now I need to find out when they invented the stop saw. When did they invent this stop saw?
Not Stop song, stop saw.
It's. It's 1999.
[00:08:09] Speaker B: Oh, you weren't that far off. Only two years.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you know, company was founded in 2000. Manufactured table saws with patented automatic braking systems that stop the blade under contact with fletcher.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: Wait, so only their table saws have it?
[00:08:26] Speaker A: Only their table saws have it, yes. You have to buy their specific stuff.
[00:08:30] Speaker B: I mean, it's a good thing to.
[00:08:33] Speaker A: Have if you are, you know.
[00:08:36] Speaker B: Okay. Doesn't it, like, ruin the saw, though? Like you have to get it.
[00:08:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Yep. It pretty much like, you know, has like a little spring that puts like a chunk of aluminum in it and just, you know, immediately grabs that aluminum and just done.
Yeah, you're Aluminum's that strong.
Aluminum's that soft. But strong enough to stop that saw. But yes.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: Oh, I thought they were using a knife. Non Newtonian liquid. No, you're using a metal.
[00:09:04] Speaker A: Let me, let me.
You know, what is the brake on a stop saw made out of an aluminum brake pad? Paul.
[00:09:18] Speaker B: What's a Paul?
[00:09:19] Speaker A: This thing.
So see this little, you know, that, that, you know, it's just an aluminum.
[00:09:32] Speaker B: Piece strong enough to stop that much inertia.
[00:09:35] Speaker A: It just does.
[00:09:37] Speaker B: That's cool.
Like, that's like a lot of inertia. It's stopping, right?
[00:09:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: Like, that's cool that it can. That is. It's able to do that so instantaneously.
[00:09:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it like fires off, like a cartridge shoots that spring.
[00:09:52] Speaker B: And so where does all the inertia go?
[00:09:54] Speaker A: Right into here.
[00:09:55] Speaker B: And where does it go from there.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: Into this entire cartridge?
[00:09:59] Speaker B: Okay, so it kind of like 180s. It then doesn't.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: It doesn't 180. It. It just, you know, like, the energy.
[00:10:07] Speaker B: Has to go somewhere, right?
[00:10:09] Speaker A: Like. Like do you ever, like, watch, like, the Chinese, like, dramas where, like, they capture a sword in their hands?
Like someone's, like, slicing a sword down. Like, capture it in their hands.
[00:10:18] Speaker B: Okay, that's like any type of Asian drama.
[00:10:21] Speaker A: But does that happen?
[00:10:23] Speaker B: No, of course not.
[00:10:24] Speaker A: Okay, but you know what I'm talking about, right?
[00:10:27] Speaker B: Like in cartoons.
[00:10:28] Speaker A: Yes, maybe in cartoons where they, you know, clap above their hands and stop a fucking blade from coming down.
[00:10:34] Speaker B: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm so sorry, Courtney.
[00:10:37] Speaker A: Do you know what I'm talking about?
[00:10:39] Speaker B: Like, when they, like, grab the sword and their hands bleed?
[00:10:44] Speaker A: No clapping to stop a sword.
Oh, no, no.
Like this.
[00:10:57] Speaker B: Oh, that doesn't work, though.
Like, it has to be. It would have to be, like, a really dull blade.
[00:11:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, it would slice the. Out of your hands in real life. But. But the same thing. Because, you know, if I was to start, you know, explaining how brake pads work, you'd be what?
[00:11:16] Speaker B: This is true.
[00:11:20] Speaker A: So, yes, it pretty much just, you know, puts like, a, you know, a thing in the way that's very strong, and there's no way to, you know, like, once it's done, it's done.
[00:11:31] Speaker B: I mean, that's a good thing, though.
[00:11:34] Speaker A: I mean, it's expensive.
[00:11:36] Speaker B: Expensive, but so is not having a finger or accidentally killing your brother.
[00:11:45] Speaker A: I'd rather see this in the alternative.
Don't have a stop saw. Wish I did. Yeah, they're expensive, though.
Let's see.
[00:11:54] Speaker B: Wait.
[00:11:54] Speaker A: Stop saw?
[00:11:56] Speaker B: So you're not required to buy one?
[00:11:58] Speaker A: No.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:12:03] Speaker A: Like, why would you be required to buy one?
[00:12:04] Speaker B: I just. I thought it was, like, a safety feature that was just built into everything.
[00:12:09] Speaker A: Yeah, like this one here.
$5940.
[00:12:15] Speaker B: Okay, now everyone has a cast saw that stops as soon as it hits the skin. Like, you can't find a castle. Okay. A cast.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: Yes, I know. It doesn't stop when it hits the skin.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: Yes, it does.
[00:12:26] Speaker A: No, it doesn't.
[00:12:27] Speaker B: It does.
[00:12:28] Speaker A: The ones that, you know, used to cut off your.
[00:12:30] Speaker B: Yeah. No, they stop when they hit skin.
[00:12:32] Speaker A: No, they don't.
[00:12:32] Speaker B: No, I stuck my hand into one because we were told to do so at school. And it fucking stopped.
[00:12:37] Speaker A: No, it's an oscillating saw.
Your skin just moves with it.
[00:12:42] Speaker B: No, it stops when it hits the skin. That's why it's safe to use as a cast cutter.
[00:12:47] Speaker A: Then it would continuously stop. It would never be able to open stuff up.
[00:12:51] Speaker B: We stuck our finger in it and it stopped. At school, the teacher told us to do.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: How does A cast saw work.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: I'm actually curious to know this.
[00:13:01] Speaker A: By using a small tooth blade that repeatedly oscillates.
What is that? That vibrates back and forth at a small angle to cut through the rigid cast, like material or plastic, you know, a cast on human skin. Here we. We got it right here. Boom. I'll even share it with Courtney. That way she can see where is that?
Boom, boom, boom.
Film it in slow motion, you know, so he's cutting through. I. I have the volume off on the whole thing.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: This is so cool.
Okay.
[00:13:54] Speaker A: But, you know, this is it on a balloon.
[00:13:56] Speaker B: You know, all I've told you is that I stuck my finger on it and it stopped spinning and I wasn't cut.
[00:14:00] Speaker A: It doesn't spin.
This is what it does. It goes back and forth. It oscillates.
[00:14:05] Speaker B: Oh, is that what oscillate means?
[00:14:06] Speaker A: That's what oscillate means.
[00:14:07] Speaker B: Oscillate Mina circle that, like, bunched in and out.
[00:14:10] Speaker A: Yep. It just goes like that really quick.
See, that's what it does to human skin.
[00:14:16] Speaker B: I mean, quite honestly, you really only see casts on dogs. It's really hard to, A, put a cast on a cat, and B, expect the cat to take it to keep it on.
You really only use casts and dogs.
[00:14:28] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, yes, you could technically get through human skin with an oscillating saw, but, you know, it will not. You know, it'll take a long time.
[00:14:37] Speaker B: Like, all I can tell you is I stuck my finger in it and it stopped.
That's all I can tell you.
[00:14:42] Speaker A: Yeah, that. That's a Dremel there that he has.
Yeah, you can see, but, yeah, just oscillates. Just.
[00:14:49] Speaker B: I can't believe dogs will let you use a dremel to trim their nails. Every time I see it, I'm like, what the fuck? How is that less irritating than just get in a quick clip?
That legitimately looks like a br.
[00:15:06] Speaker A: But, yes, I mean, you know, it won't, you know, cut through. So just so you know, you know, a little bit of information.
[00:15:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know much about saws beyond school, and that was over 10 years ago. So my memory. Shit. All I can tell you is I stuck my finger in and it stops. That's all I can tell you.
That is the amount of information I based my assumption on.
[00:15:26] Speaker A: The only oscillating tool I have is a drywall cutter. And it know oscillates too much, and it will cut you.
Gets very hot.
[00:15:36] Speaker B: Tastes weird.
Like, it tasted weirder than I Thought it would, so.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: But yeah, they're all expensive, that, you know, $9,000, $3,000.
[00:15:50] Speaker B: Wait, so your table saw doesn't do that?
[00:15:52] Speaker A: No, my. My table saw, you know, will chop your hands off happily and. And keep on plugging away.
It'll chop as many hands as you want.
It will, yes.
You know, but. But I do have a contractor's table saw, so I have to, like, set it up. But, yeah, I mean, like, it'll saw through bones, probably. Yeah.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: How many bones before it gets dull?
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Quite a bit, probably.
I have good blades on there. I have Diablo blades on my fucking table saw.
[00:16:30] Speaker B: Oh, that's house color you chose Diablo?
[00:16:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the brand I chose. They're. They're good blades.
[00:16:38] Speaker B: Yeah. That's the house you sorted into?
[00:16:41] Speaker A: Well, no, that.
That's not like. It's not like Milwaukee or DeWalt.
I'm craftsman all the way.
[00:16:49] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:16:50] Speaker A: And that's not even one of the fucking four houses.
[00:16:53] Speaker B: I thought it was. Not Craftsman. There's a two you mentioned, and then there's the green one.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: Ryobi.
There's a Ryobi. There's DeWalt.
There is Milwaukee. Red, and fucking some other one, I'm sure.
Drills.
Yeah, Ryobi, Dewalt. Craftsman. That's what I use. Yeah.
[00:17:26] Speaker B: So you said Craftsman.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: No, there's a fourth one that everyone uses.
Probably cobalt or something.
[00:17:36] Speaker B: So which house are you?
[00:17:38] Speaker A: I'm Craftsman. I'm fucking low.
[00:17:41] Speaker B: Sub houses. Pick one.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: I mean, if I was to choose one, I'd want Milwaukee.
[00:17:47] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:17:47] Speaker A: Thank you, but I don't have Milwaukee money.
They're expensive. Little.
[00:17:55] Speaker B: Are they worth the money?
[00:17:56] Speaker A: Yes, they're. They're good drills, but I'm not gonna, you know, go out and, you know, spend 200 on a drill when I have one here that works just fine.
[00:18:07] Speaker B: When you can find it.
[00:18:12] Speaker A: Literally right.
[00:18:12] Speaker B: Here in your life.
How long were you looking for that? Like, two months.
[00:18:21] Speaker A: That's why I have it with me at all times.
[00:18:26] Speaker B: You will for now. We'll see how long it lasts.
[00:18:34] Speaker A: It's all right.
Yes. I choose red tools. It is fine. I love my.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: It's a good color. Red's Goose's favorite color.
[00:18:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I. I love my. I love my tools.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: Like, if you like different colored toys in front of him, he'll always go to the red one first.
[00:18:51] Speaker A: And, yes, I do. I do have some fucking pneumatic Ugga duggas, but I. I never have any need for pneumatic ugga duggas.
[00:18:59] Speaker B: Pneumatic means Air.
[00:19:00] Speaker A: Mm. Yes.
So I have one. I have drills that run on air.
[00:19:06] Speaker B: Oh, is that the one that connects to the blue thing?
[00:19:09] Speaker A: Yes. I also have a bigger air compressor outside.
[00:19:14] Speaker B: Is that the one you. We used on the carpets?
[00:19:16] Speaker A: No, I didn't bring that one inside. That one's way loud.
But, you know, I just brought my little pancake in, so I have multiples. Or you can just.
[00:19:28] Speaker C: We should start.
It's 8 o' clock already.
[00:19:32] Speaker A: I mean, we. We've been started. We're already.
[00:19:34] Speaker B: Oh, we have.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: Remember when I did the intro and I'm like, hi, I'm Alex the truck. And this is not the truck. And that's Courtney and.
[00:19:42] Speaker C: Oh, my God, I didn't know.
[00:19:44] Speaker A: Yeah, we're 20 minutes into the podcast right now. We've been. We've been informing people on, you know, how oscillating saws work and all kinds of dumb shit. We haven't even touched the news stories yet. I'm over here looking at tools, and I'm like, oh, man, do I want a new drill press. You know, oh, look at this one. It has, you know, $300 a bower, you know, from Harbor Freight. I can, you know, regret my choice, you know, here in a month, you know, I already have a drill press, but, like, I can use it another one and never use it again.
So.
But yeah, let's go ahead and get into some stories.
[00:20:24] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:20:26] Speaker A: Let's get the political one right out of the way. I'm not going to cover the government shutdown. I don't give a.
The government shut down. If it applies to you, it does. If it doesn't, I don't care.
You'll be fine. But what I do find hilarious is Pete Heth declared war on fat generals and, you know, standards in the military altogether, you know, and I. I find that he, like, went on. Had a speech.
He is a Secretary of War, United States Secretary of War.
[00:21:07] Speaker B: How many legs is that to stand on, too?
[00:21:13] Speaker A: But yeah, he had a speech where he's like, I'm sick and tired of seeing fat generals at the Pentagon. I'm sick and tired of seeing, you know, the standards go down. We need to have the standards go way back up.
And we need to, you know, have, you know, everyone, you know, knock. Knock it off with this wokeness. Knock it off with all this.
[00:21:34] Speaker B: I'm like, damn, body size.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: He. He wants everyone.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: Two different topics.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: He wants everyone in the military to be fit.
And he. He's like, every six months, you're gonna have to do a PT Test and this and that and I'm just like laughing my ass off as.
[00:21:52] Speaker B: Is he gonna pass the test?
[00:21:54] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he's in way good shape.
You know, this is him, you know.
[00:21:59] Speaker B: You know, he's ugly as.
[00:22:01] Speaker A: He's a good looking dude.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Do you mean he's a good looking dude?
[00:22:04] Speaker A: He's a good looking dude.
[00:22:05] Speaker B: Are you attracted to him?
[00:22:07] Speaker A: I mean, no, not, you know, gay, but, you know, he, he.
[00:22:13] Speaker B: Okay, there's something. No, his nose is weird.
[00:22:18] Speaker A: It don't matter.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: His nose is weird.
[00:22:21] Speaker A: Yeah, the, you know, he, he's awesome. Don't matter.
You know, he, he's just tired of all the standards in the military going down and so he's just, you know, coming in kicking ass. Mech. Hey, fucking get your shit back to work.
You know, you can't be, you know, like how you see like fat cops.
[00:22:40] Speaker B: Everywhere that I can't stand. And I know that's horrible to say, but like, I'm sorry. Like there's a certain level, it's like, okay, bro, you need to lose the weight.
Cops I don't give a fuck about.
[00:22:54] Speaker A: But yeah, like when you're pulling someone.
[00:22:55] Speaker B: Over, like you need to be in decent shape. I'm sorry.
[00:23:00] Speaker A: Yeah, if you're someone that I can push over and it's gonna take you 10 minutes to stand back up.
Yeah. Oh my God. Damn. Like, this is why people don't respect the cops, you know, but so he's just going through and like, hey, if you're gonna fucking be in the military, be in shape.
[00:23:19] Speaker B: I feel like that's fair.
But bodies change as you get older and it's harder to keep up something.
[00:23:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you can be 18 and join the military. At 18 I was in phenomenal shape.
[00:23:29] Speaker B: That's cuz you weren't literally, you were literally homeless and weren't eating food.
[00:23:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:23:34] Speaker A: I was also fresh out of military boarding school.
[00:23:38] Speaker C: Really?
[00:23:38] Speaker B: I've seen you with pictures post out.
[00:23:42] Speaker A: You've seen one picture of like the top half of me.
[00:23:46] Speaker B: That was good enough. Yeah.
[00:23:47] Speaker C: You can tell by your face.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: I mean, I can get myself back into shape.
[00:23:53] Speaker B: Please don't.
[00:23:54] Speaker C: You can?
[00:23:54] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:23:55] Speaker B: No. Then I'll feel even more fat than I already do.
I mean, like, I, I honest to God, no. If I'm gaining weight and you're losing weight, it's not okay.
[00:24:06] Speaker C: Oh my God. Just don't tell her.
[00:24:09] Speaker A: I just, you know, come in with a six pack one day and be.
[00:24:11] Speaker B: Like, okay, I don't care what anybody says. I don't care for six packs of.
[00:24:15] Speaker A: An eight pack and cum gutters.
[00:24:18] Speaker B: They're weird. I don't want to see people's muscles. I want to eat them, but I don't want to see them first.
[00:24:23] Speaker A: That's weird.
So, yeah, I mean, like, honestly, you know, he is correct, though. If you are, go pee then.
But my favorite thing.
And, like, one of my Puerto Rican buddies, you know, pointed this out to me. He's like, hey, ICE is hiring for $50,000 signing bonus. I'm like, oh, man, that'd be great.
And I'm like, I bet it's a trap, though. I bet, you know, they're going to get a bunch of people to join and just be like, you know, just, like, send them into war Cinnamon, like, to the worst areas. Like, all right, you're going to Portland now.
It's like, oh, no, I don't want to go to Portland.
But, you know, I did think about it for a second. I'm like, oh, man, I can get 50 GS to be a villain of the United States.
You know, someone that everyone hates. It'd be great.
But I know I said I wasn't new in political shit, but Emergency World naked bike ride plan to. In response to troop deployment in Portland.
And I kind of want to go down to Portland just to see, like, all the naked people on bikes.
Oh, they. They even, like, you know, write the story down. God damn.
So, yeah, they have a nudity as an ad. That's hilarious. In response to Donald Trump's decision to deploy 200 federalized National Guard troops to Portland, activists are planning a naked bike ride for Destin. Yeah, I don't think that's going to stop them.
[00:26:27] Speaker B: I feel sorry for all the dudes. Dudes.
[00:26:29] Speaker A: All the dudes that are, you know, I feel bad for, like, all the old men with, like, long balls to ride a bicycle.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: Like, where does your dick go?
[00:26:39] Speaker A: It goes, like, over, like, the. The front of the horn. It's like, yeah.
[00:26:43] Speaker B: What? Okay. Like, as someone who has an innie, I don't understand how an Audi is going to go when you ride a bike.
[00:26:49] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, so you know how, like, the, you know, top view of a bicycle seat.
Okay. So, you know, you know, here's the bicycle seat here. Okay.
[00:27:05] Speaker B: Isn't that literally where your balls go?
[00:27:06] Speaker A: My legs. Legs. My dick goes, like, at the front, hangs over the edge. Yeah.
[00:27:13] Speaker B: Okay, but where do your balls go?
[00:27:15] Speaker A: Like, kind of over the edge.
[00:27:16] Speaker B: Doesn't that hurt?
[00:27:17] Speaker A: No.
They can hang all day.
They're good. They're good. Little Hang buddies.
No, it doesn't hurt.
[00:27:24] Speaker B: Okay. I find bicycles painful to ride on. How are they not painful for you?
[00:27:29] Speaker A: Because I don't ride bicycles.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: But no, seriously, bicycle seats are so painful for me.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: Then get a better bicycle seat.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: My dad wouldn't.
[00:27:44] Speaker A: Well, now you're an adult and now you can, you know, get your own bicycle.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: Not at this altitude.
[00:27:56] Speaker A: I mean, like, I. I don't have time to be riding bicycles. I have like a day off and that's it. Yeah, but.
But I, I do want to, you know, see what happens, you know, with, with, you know, all these naked people.
[00:28:10] Speaker B: Like, where is this happening?
[00:28:11] Speaker A: Can I.
Oregon. Yeah.
[00:28:16] Speaker B: Okay. Plus Portland, they get to do whatever the they want. Okay. Portland is like California's version of Florida.
Am I wrong?
[00:28:26] Speaker A: I mean, Portland just.
[00:28:27] Speaker B: Am I wrong?
[00:28:28] Speaker A: Portland's just a weird area.
[00:28:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm not wrong.
[00:28:32] Speaker A: But I'm like, yeah, Portland, you know, send in a bunch of people, you know, have them take pictures of like all these naked people and then just like send them back to me. Like, nice, nice. Oh no.
Nice, nice. Oh my gosh.
Nice.
And then.
[00:28:56] Speaker B: Why are. Why are male breasts as celebrated as women's breasts?
[00:29:02] Speaker A: Because male breasts have hair on the nipples.
[00:29:05] Speaker B: Fair enough.
[00:29:06] Speaker A: And that's all it takes. Like, you know, if female breasts had hair on the nipples and be perfectly fine to show them everywhere.
[00:29:13] Speaker B: I mean, I have hair on my nipples there.
[00:29:16] Speaker A: Like, you have to have like, you know, hairy like, nipples like, like that. That, that's all it is. If women had hairy nipples.
[00:29:24] Speaker B: So if I tape hair to my nipples. No, I find them sexy anymore.
[00:29:28] Speaker A: Oh yeah. If you taped hair to your nipples, I would be like, nah, no, we're, we're. We're done with that. Uhuh.
[00:29:36] Speaker B: Okay. But it would be cat hair. Would that change anything?
[00:29:39] Speaker A: I mean, no, I'd be like, nah, we ain't doing it.
[00:29:42] Speaker B: Okay. How much of Mochi's fur do you think you've ingested?
[00:29:45] Speaker A: None.
She's a proper lady.
[00:29:48] Speaker B: She's a proper lady. That was rude of me to make that assumption. I've ingested plenty of my boy cat's hairs.
They're so fluffy.
[00:29:57] Speaker A: Yeah, she takes care of herself.
[00:29:59] Speaker B: She's clean and tidy. She's a lady.
[00:30:02] Speaker A: But like, I like to imagine, like, we send these people, like, to other countries and like, hey, go ride bikes.
Yeah, with that. Like them with their hairy nipples and like, go ride bikes naked. And he just like confused US foreign military. It's like, yeah, we give up. We don't know what you guys Are planning. And you're just riding bikes around naked.
[00:30:19] Speaker B: I feel like they have more than their share of it. As opposed to us. They have. They have, like, more bike races than we do, don't they?
[00:30:25] Speaker A: Portland?
[00:30:27] Speaker B: I thought we were talking about the eu.
[00:30:30] Speaker C: No, we're talking about Portland.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: Okay, well, but I'm.
[00:30:33] Speaker A: I'm saying, you know, take these people and send them, you know, overseas, you know, and back. Hey, ride your bikes naked? Yeah. In front of, like, ISIS.
[00:30:41] Speaker B: Nudity is such a taboo in the U.S. it's so weird.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: What are you talking about?
I mean, it is if. If I see a naked person, like. Oh, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, but, like, as a dude, we, like, most dudes have been in locker rooms, so we've seen way more dicks than any, you know, female will ever, you know, see in their lives.
[00:31:11] Speaker B: Is that something to be proud of?
[00:31:12] Speaker A: I mean, kinda.
[00:31:13] Speaker B: What do you mean kinda?
[00:31:15] Speaker A: I. I mean, like, how many sticks have you seen?
[00:31:18] Speaker B: Me? Yes.
[00:31:19] Speaker A: Upwards of 600.
[00:31:22] Speaker B: That.
[00:31:23] Speaker C: Duh.
[00:31:25] Speaker A: I. I mean, like, anytime you go into a locker room.
[00:31:28] Speaker C: How many boobs have you seen?
Oh, yeah. I guess that kind of doesn't apply to you. You never went to normal high school and I didn't college.
[00:31:38] Speaker B: I don't know I've ever actually been in a locker room.
[00:31:41] Speaker A: Oh. And just. People walk.
[00:31:42] Speaker B: Yeah, you have. I have.
[00:31:45] Speaker C: Yeah. We went to the Turkish bath, remember?
[00:31:48] Speaker B: Oh, but that was like.
That was amazing.
[00:31:52] Speaker C: I know.
[00:31:53] Speaker B: It was so good.
[00:31:55] Speaker C: I really want to go again. But there's no place like that near here.
[00:32:01] Speaker A: Where's the Turk?
[00:32:01] Speaker B: Closed down after Covid, too.
[00:32:04] Speaker C: Really?
[00:32:04] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:32:05] Speaker C: I feel like I looked them up. Turkish bath showing open.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: Oh, are they not Turkish baths?
Turkish bath, you motherfuckers. I'm looking for Turkish.
Thank you, Google. You know what I want.
Yes, they do. They have a float spawn. A sea salt cave.
[00:32:37] Speaker B: Wait, where is this?
This is a salt cave?
[00:32:41] Speaker A: Don't know.
[00:32:42] Speaker B: Is there, like, crystals? Can I, like, lick them?
[00:32:45] Speaker A: Maybe.
Book now. Let's see how much it costs.
Day packages, Women's Health. Let's see.
[00:32:57] Speaker B: Now you have to select the salt cave. Dry.
[00:33:00] Speaker A: Where do you see that?
[00:33:01] Speaker B: Above it? Up, up, up.
[00:33:03] Speaker A: Oh.
Immerse yourself in Himalayan salt caves and breathe deeply as micro particles of pure salt cleanse the respiratory system, reduce inflammation, and promote inner calm. Ideal for stress relief, allergies, and overall immunity. Note hours are 11am to 7pm weekdays and 10 to 8 on Saturday and Sunday.
[00:33:30] Speaker B: And I'd love to do that, like, after work.
[00:33:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's. Oh, it's close.
Let's see how fucking close it is. It's probably, like five minutes away.
[00:33:45] Speaker B: I like caves and I like the idea of salt. I just don't want it in my food.
[00:33:53] Speaker A: It's six minutes away, 2.7 miles away.
[00:33:56] Speaker B: Like, is it a real. Like, is it, like a spring?
[00:34:00] Speaker A: No, it's a building, but.
[00:34:01] Speaker B: Oh, so it's manufactured?
[00:34:03] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:34:04] Speaker B: What? That doesn't count.
[00:34:08] Speaker A: How does that not count if it's.
[00:34:10] Speaker B: Not a real fucking cave?
[00:34:16] Speaker A: I mean, like, that's pretty real as it gets, you know?
[00:34:23] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:34:25] Speaker A: Little float tanks and all that.
[00:34:27] Speaker B: No, I'm not getting one of those pods. That shit's creepy as.
[00:34:30] Speaker A: I mean, you don't have to get in the pod, but, you know, they have, like, a little.
They have showers and I guess bowls of sound, maybe.
[00:34:45] Speaker B: Yes. Vibrations.
[00:34:48] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Sound bath.
I've done it before.
[00:34:54] Speaker A: Yeah. So that's your cave. It's just like, a room to make to look like a cave with, like, Himalayan, you know, salt lamps everywhere.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
You know, but if I was to book it, you know, let's see the day package.
[00:35:12] Speaker C: You know, where is this? Isn't this.
[00:35:15] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, five minutes away.
[00:35:17] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:35:20] Speaker A: So. Yeah, the assault retreat is $87 for, like, two hours.
[00:35:24] Speaker B: Okay. Is it like a true spring?
[00:35:26] Speaker A: No, it's a building.
[00:35:28] Speaker B: Okay. If I'm gonna do this, it needs to be a true spring.
I'm sorry.
[00:35:33] Speaker A: Well, I don't have money for that.
[00:35:37] Speaker B: I want to go to the Dead.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: They have a foot bath.
[00:35:40] Speaker B: Absolutely. Hell the fuck no. No one's touching my feet.
[00:35:43] Speaker A: What about massages? Oh, they have a fucking massage, but.
[00:35:47] Speaker B: They can't touch my feet.
[00:35:49] Speaker A: Well, yeah, or my head.
They have the sauna.
Oh, yeah.
[00:35:54] Speaker B: Like, I like massages, but, like, they. I always. I always have to tell them, don't touch my feet or my head. And, like, sometimes I feel like they get offended by that, but I'm sorry. My feet hurt all the time and I don't want people touching them.
[00:36:09] Speaker A: I feel like I can just make.
[00:36:10] Speaker B: A sauna is on at the hot one or is that the dry one?
[00:36:14] Speaker A: The hot one.
[00:36:15] Speaker B: I want. I want the wet one.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you use, like, steam and stuff and see one.
[00:36:21] Speaker B: I don't want the dry.
[00:36:21] Speaker A: That's sauna.
[00:36:23] Speaker B: Isn't one hot and one's like, dry?
[00:36:26] Speaker A: What?
[00:36:27] Speaker B: Once dry and one's wet, there's wet ones and there's hot ones, and I only want the wet one. And I thought sauna was the dry one.
[00:36:38] Speaker A: Dry sauna.
I mean, like, honestly, I feel like I can make this.
[00:36:48] Speaker B: Of course you can. You can make anything.
[00:36:50] Speaker A: Like, this thing looks dope. It's like it has enough, you know, for sitting room for two people. It's like a big old, like, wood. Oh, cool. I got $100 off.
[00:36:59] Speaker B: I'm not off of what, 5K?
[00:37:03] Speaker A: No. Rear window. What about a rear window?
Damn.
[00:37:07] Speaker B: Bad.
[00:37:08] Speaker A: No, I'm not buying your earth.
[00:37:10] Speaker B: You need a window.
[00:37:11] Speaker A: That way if you can. You want to look out weird.
[00:37:15] Speaker B: That ruins the aesthetic.
[00:37:17] Speaker A: Okay. But yeah, I mean, I feel like I can build this.
[00:37:19] Speaker B: It kind of looks like a giant pizza oven.
[00:37:22] Speaker A: Yeah, probably.
[00:37:23] Speaker B: Sorta.
[00:37:23] Speaker A: Most likely.
You know, I feel like I can, you know, do it and then.
But I mean, I'll get there. Like that'll be like one of the last things I build.
[00:37:37] Speaker B: One of the last things you build?
[00:37:39] Speaker A: Yes, one of the last things I build.
[00:37:41] Speaker B: What are you gonna build besides your garage?
[00:37:45] Speaker A: I'm gonna redo the bathroom, redo the kitchen.
[00:37:48] Speaker B: Okay. No, I'm talking about adding on new, new things, not redoing things.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: Oh. I'm gonna, you know, probably dig out the basement. Fucking do some crazy shit down there. I don't know.
[00:37:57] Speaker B: Really. Here. For remodeling the bathroom. I want my claw foot tub.
[00:38:01] Speaker A: Maybe.
[00:38:02] Speaker B: You promised me. Maybe.
Promised me eventually, but you promised me I'd have a claw foot tub.
[00:38:10] Speaker A: I might as well put one in the backyard and back there.
[00:38:12] Speaker B: I already told you we could do that.
[00:38:14] Speaker A: Okay. All right, let's get on the next story. Cuz like we're. We're.
[00:38:19] Speaker C: That's what I want. A claw foot bathtub.
[00:38:21] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:38:22] Speaker C: The buyer for Own My Own home.
[00:38:26] Speaker B: Courtney, literally you're just gonna move back in with us when your dad dies. Cuz Alex is going to get an RV and it's literally going to turn into like a secondary space. It's fine.
[00:38:36] Speaker C: Oh my God, you're so funny.
[00:38:38] Speaker B: So that might be true.
I love you and I really wish you were here all the time.
Y.
[00:38:45] Speaker C: Me too.
[00:38:47] Speaker A: We'll see what happens in the future.
[00:38:50] Speaker C: But yeah.
[00:38:51] Speaker A: A police department in the Bay Area over the weekend said they dealt with an unusual circumstance as they pulled over a Waymo driverless taxi. After commit. After it did an illegal U turn in front of them at a light.
The officers pulled over the vehicle thinking that a driverless vehicle. Yes, thinking that it was a drunk driver.
[00:39:14] Speaker B: This is amazing. I'm here for this.
[00:39:17] Speaker A: And what I find hilarious is it's labeled Waymo all over the vehicle.
[00:39:23] Speaker B: The is Waymo.
[00:39:24] Speaker A: Waymo. Is a driverless taxi.
[00:39:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:39:28] Speaker A: So you get in and there's no one at the driver's seat. And you're like, whoa, what's going on?
[00:39:33] Speaker B: And then you bring champagne.
[00:39:36] Speaker A: No, you still can't be in a vehicle.
[00:39:38] Speaker B: Can you fuck in the backseat?
[00:39:39] Speaker A: They have cameras.
[00:39:41] Speaker B: But doesn't that make it better?
[00:39:44] Speaker A: I mean, you, you'll get banned and then you'll have to pay a cleaning fee and then.
[00:39:49] Speaker B: Obviously I'm paying a cleaning fee. I'm not bothered by that part.
[00:39:55] Speaker A: They also have like, you know, live support there at all times.
[00:39:59] Speaker B: So people are watching.
[00:40:00] Speaker A: People are watching.
[00:40:01] Speaker B: So is that a bad thing?
[00:40:03] Speaker A: Like there, there's, you know, videos of people, you know, where like, they don't put on their seatbelt and like, someone gets on and like, hey, put on your seatbelt, babe.
[00:40:15] Speaker B: Were you there in people where someone put a bar stool on top of their lawnmower and got drunk and then, then got pulled over for DUI?
[00:40:25] Speaker A: People get pulled over for DUIs, on bicycles, on horses, on all kinds of.
It's crazy.
[00:40:31] Speaker B: Oh my God, that was amazing.
[00:40:34] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, like, you, you can obviously see this, you know, it is, you know, so they fold it.
[00:40:42] Speaker B: Over and then what, do they let it go or do they put a ticket to the company?
[00:40:48] Speaker A: That'd be hilarious. They just, you know, put a ticket.
[00:40:50] Speaker C: They do do that. I think they do do the ticket to the company.
[00:40:57] Speaker B: Oh, they like, make like the car show up.
[00:40:59] Speaker A: A ticket could not be issued saying their citation books do not have a box for robot Waymo with technicalities, A subsidiary of Google was contacted by officers.
A Waymo spokesperson said the autonomous driving system is designed to respect the rules of the road.
[00:41:22] Speaker B: Hey, sometimes you just gotta make a turn.
[00:41:26] Speaker A: The unwritten rules of the road.
[00:41:29] Speaker C: Yep.
[00:41:30] Speaker A: Police say there is legislation in the works that will allow officers to issue notices to driverless car companies.
Okay. So they can just do whatever the fuck they want at the curb until.
[00:41:41] Speaker B: The laws catch up.
[00:41:43] Speaker A: Like, eat a dick, officer. Like, you know, like, puts out a robot middle finger, just hacks their car, shuts their car down.
[00:41:53] Speaker B: Who was the cop? Like, did the cop talk to anybody? When. How was the car pulled over? The car made an illegal U turn but still responded to the sirens.
[00:42:02] Speaker A: Uh huh.
[00:42:02] Speaker B: Oh yeah, it did its best. Oh my God.
[00:42:07] Speaker A: I'm sure someone got on the phone like, immediately, like, and was like, hello? You know, what's up? And then, you know, because like, they, you know, like I said, they have, you know, cameras and they can have someone, you know, on the phone talking immediately.
All right? And then, like, this one. I. You know, this is like the, you know, worst story and the best story. Dog owner accused of holding driver at gunpoint forcing him to dig grave after hitting dog with car.
[00:42:41] Speaker B: Okay, if you're gonna put. If you're gonna dig a grave for your animal, it needs to be 8ft deep. FYI, there's nothing wrong with doing a home burial, but be aware.
[00:42:50] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't think it was a grave for the animal. I thought it was a grave for him.
[00:42:54] Speaker B: Oh, wait, he made the deck. Wait.
[00:42:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, that's what I would do, but I. I swear to God, if he's like, dig a grave for my dog. I'm like, no, dig two.
[00:43:05] Speaker B: Yeah, no, obviously you dig, too. I'm sorry, babe. You dig, too. You're not gonna.
[00:43:10] Speaker A: I would. I would make him dig, like, within.
[00:43:11] Speaker B: The same fucking grave.
[00:43:14] Speaker A: I. I would make him dig, like a. Like a 10 foot hole, then shoot him and then, you know, bury him and then, like, at six fit. You know, put the dog and then bury it and then.
[00:43:24] Speaker B: No, you wouldn't put the dog and his killer in the same grade. That's disrespectful.
[00:43:28] Speaker A: Why? You just put the dog over him.
[00:43:29] Speaker B: No, no, no. He. No, that dude doesn't. Does not deserve to be anywhere near your pet.
[00:43:35] Speaker A: Okay, so Alberto Joshua Hernandez, 22, is accused of forcing a man to dig a grave for his dog and withdraw money from an ATM to compensate Hernandez for his loss. Not bad. Actually. No, I'm fully on this guy's side.
[00:43:51] Speaker B: No, he lost his dog.
[00:43:53] Speaker A: Hernandez was arrested, you know, Thursday and charged with aggravated robbery and aggravated kidnapping.
[00:43:58] Speaker B: Aggravated meat in the law ruled.
[00:44:01] Speaker A: I don't know.
According to an arrest document obtained by kl Whatever, the victim told the police that he was driving home on September 8 when he hit the animal. He pulled over, and a silver Ford pickup stopped behind him. Documents say Hernandez got out of the pickup and pointed a gun at the victim, then threatening to shoot him.
[00:44:21] Speaker B: Wait, how? The dog was outside of the car? Probably, like, okay, why was the dog outside of the car?
Because if the owner was negligent and let the dog run around on the street, this is actually his fault.
[00:44:38] Speaker A: I mean, if he, like, you know, hit the dog and then kind of, like, drove off and he saw it happen, and then he hopped in his car and chased him down a bit, and he's like, get the out of the car.
[00:44:48] Speaker B: I'm missing information. How on earth was the dog on the road?
[00:44:53] Speaker A: You know, dogs do that obviously.
[00:44:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, but okay. I'm okay.
[00:44:58] Speaker A: I'll swerve for a dog. Like, no problem.
[00:45:00] Speaker B: I'm kind of leaning on the edge of negligence on the owner at this point. I'm not gonna.
[00:45:03] Speaker A: It don't matter. You know, his dog died.
[00:45:06] Speaker B: His dog did die. That fact is.
That fact is unenumerable.
[00:45:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Hernandez allegedly forced the man at gunpoint to pick up the dog's body from a nearby ditch and carry it to his yard.
Affidavit said he took the man's keys and phone and kept the gun pointed at him while he demanded to, you know, the man to take a shovel and bury his dog.
[00:45:27] Speaker B: Was it even his dog?
[00:45:29] Speaker A: I mean, he's having the guy buried at his house, so probably.
The victim said Hernandez went to the house and came back with an AR style gun with optics and two attached magazines.
That doesn't make sense.
[00:45:43] Speaker B: It doesn't make sense. And I listen to you talk about gunshot all the time, and it doesn't make sense to me. And even I understand that doesn't make sense.
[00:45:50] Speaker A: He forced the man to walk back, you know, to the vehicles. Get in.
[00:45:53] Speaker B: Hernandez, you just killed a dog. He feels awful.
[00:45:57] Speaker A: He withdrew $200 and gave it to her.
He also had Hernandez take a picture of his driver's license, telling the victim he knew where he lived if he wasn't fully compensated.
Then the two drove back, said the victim's mother had come to the scene and parked near the victim's vehicle. Then he saw Hernandez with the rifle. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
His bond has been set at $300,000.
He's also facing eight on site drug charges. Damn.
[00:46:28] Speaker B: See, he, he had shit in his pockets.
[00:46:31] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm sure he had some drugs. It's fine. But at first I wanted to be on, like, this guy's side, but I'm like, ah, dude. Yeah.
[00:46:39] Speaker B: I feel like this is negligence on the owner. And like, and I'm saying that as a vettet perspective, like, there's a point where, like, you let your dog out. It's the same thing as, like, you let your cat out and it got bit by an animal and it comes back with an abscess. And you're mad about what happened, but you're the one who let your cat out in the first place.
[00:47:00] Speaker C: Yeah. You have to keep control.
[00:47:02] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:47:02] Speaker C: Of your property. Unfortunately, accidents happen.
[00:47:05] Speaker B: They do happen. They really do truly happen.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, sometimes happens, but I hate.
[00:47:12] Speaker B: How I feel, but I'm leaning on negligence on the owner.
[00:47:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I, I, I I wanted, you know, this guy to be like a John Wick. Like, you hit my dog. You know, like, he was just, like, sitting there walking his dog. Because I see people all the time walking their dog.
[00:47:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:47:26] Speaker A: You know, off leash. And they're good boys, you know, but they'll be back to the side. And sometime, you know, like, I can.
[00:47:33] Speaker B: Imagine it needs to understand the command to vocal commands if your dog is.
[00:47:39] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, no, like, that's also every single time without fail. Like, never once have I ever seen, like, a dog, you know, off leash that didn't, you know, you don't deserve to be off leash.
[00:47:51] Speaker B: So when I had my dogs, there was stop and there was no stop was the typical command.
No was like calling your child by, like, their middle name. They were like, oh, shit, we. We do whatever we're. Whatever we're doing now. We freeze. Like, I saved no for emergency situations as opposed to stop. So that way they understood, oh, stop what you're doing right now. As opposed to, like, no, you sit the fuck down right now. And that has. And that did save my dog's life. One time, like Cosmo, he had somehow gotten off his leash, and he's running towards the road. And normally I would say, stop, but I said, no. And he dropped to the floor and he was like, I fucked up. I'm sorry, Mom. I really up. And I'm like, yeah, you did fuck up. Now get back over here.
Like, there are ways to. Like, for me, no one is me. No for animal. As a command for onomos is like, end all bo. Where it's. The stop is like, stop what you're doing.
Like, there's levels of command where they were like, oh, okay, fine, I'll stop doing it, mama. As opposed to like, oh.
[00:48:55] Speaker A: And Mochi doesn't listen to a goddamn thing I say.
[00:48:58] Speaker B: Oh, no. Cats are cats.
Cats are cats.
[00:49:01] Speaker A: But, yeah, so, like, I. I imagine, like, this dude is, like, walking his dog off leash and some asshole just gonna, you know, and fucking, you know, clipped his dog and killed his dog.
[00:49:11] Speaker B: So one time I was driving home and I almost hit the screen. Straight Dane. And I was.
[00:49:16] Speaker A: And totaled your Prius.
[00:49:18] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, it was when I had Sheila, But I almost hit him. So I. I bite it and come to a full stop, grab the dog, and, like, I can clearly see the house across the street that has the open gate. And I go over and I knock on it, and I'm like, hey, is this your dog? He was loose in the street. And the guy said, yeah, I just let him out whenever he wants to go out. And I'm like, okay, when someone hits your dog, it's your fault. FYI, like, part of me was like, part of me was like, I'm just gonna take the dog to the pound and find a more respectable owner. But he was pro.
[00:49:48] Speaker A: But Great Danes are big silly boys.
[00:49:52] Speaker B: Oh my God. Great Danes have like two brain cells and they do their best.
[00:49:56] Speaker A: Yeah, they get scared of everything. Like, what is that?
[00:49:58] Speaker B: They're like elephants.
[00:50:00] Speaker A: Oh, no. What? I don't like that. It's like, that's your shadow. I don't like it. Get rid of it if you want.
[00:50:07] Speaker B: A Maine coon, but you're a cat lover. Or if you. If you want a Great Dane but you're a cat lover, get a Maine coon.
So they're literally the same, just more fluffy.
Dogs creep me out, but I'm fine with long haired cats. And I know that's double standards.
[00:50:26] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. There's a new commercial that has a long haired dog.
It just seems so fucking funny.
[00:50:34] Speaker B: In case anyone wants to know, long haired bangles are a thing now. You're welcome.
[00:50:40] Speaker C: Oh my God.
Why now it's got a few brain cells and is destructive.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: Bengals are okay. No, Bengals were born with brain cells. Bengals are not cuddle bugs. Bengals are like huskies. They need things to do and they scream all the time.
[00:50:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:00] Speaker C: Now it has less brain cells because it got more fluffy.
[00:51:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Long hair is a genetic mutation in cats. You don't see long haired cats out in the wild. But long hair is so fluffy and perfect.
I love my genetically mutated fluffy lions. They're so cute even though they're only £15 each.
[00:51:21] Speaker A: But now time for the most American story we have of the night Texas man accidentally shoots cable brings the Internet down.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I'm here for this.
[00:51:35] Speaker A: This, you know, obviously down in Texas, a straight bullet cut through Spectrum's fiber line on Friday, knocking an undisclosed number of Texans offline.
[00:51:47] Speaker B: Poor babies. Their air conditioning went out.
[00:51:50] Speaker A: No, this is not their air conditioning, just their Internet.
[00:51:53] Speaker B: Oh, that's worse.
[00:51:55] Speaker A: So you know. Internet service provider Spectrum told customers that in the Dallas Fort Worth area that services were down in the post on X, which judging from the comments from customers, this isn't an unusual occurrence.
Charter, which owns Spectrum, has confirmed that the bullet was responsible and sliced through a key data cable that serviced the area.
Charter declined to provide the number of customers who lost Internet. However, outage down detector, which does not list historical outages, showed nearly 25,000 reports of lost service Friday afternoon.
The city, the newspaper reported other cities, including Irving, Plano, Arlington, Austin and San Antonio were also affected.
[00:52:43] Speaker B: Poor babies. They couldn't log into Facebook for like, what, an hour?
[00:52:48] Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure this was, like, all day.
Yeah, I'm sure, like, this was like, quite some fucking time because they had snap.
[00:52:56] Speaker B: That's a decent bullet hole. Why was the line shot?
[00:52:59] Speaker A: I'm sure some dickhead was, like, playing with his shotgun and, you know, shot up in the sky and then fucking hits.
[00:53:09] Speaker B: Making a bad name.
[00:53:12] Speaker A: Yeah, like, don't fucking, you know, play with guns and, like, you know, populated areas.
Like, my brain was like, polluted areas.
Say polluted areas.
[00:53:26] Speaker B: What's literally. What's the difference?
[00:53:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, same thing.
So, yeah.
[00:53:35] Speaker B: They're so mean.
[00:53:38] Speaker C: Sorry, guys. I was playing with the cat's toe beans and she. She ran away.
Not necessarily. She just got out of my reach so that I couldn't reach it.
[00:53:49] Speaker A: See, I'm playing with Mochi's toe beans and she's. She put her other paw in my hand to, like, play with these toebians, too.
[00:53:57] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. My cat, she sometimes likes it, but I think she's. I think it's because I'm down below her. She doesn't like it.
[00:54:07] Speaker A: All right, so we'll do Am I the. And then we got relationship advice, but this one is Am I the by throwaway. Am I the. By telling my friend that her free wedding is unrealistic?
Like, I. I saw the title. I'm like, yes.
No, you're not the asshole. Just from the title of the story. Absolutely not.
I, 24, female, am a member of a friend group in which one member that we'll call Coral, 23, female, and is getting married. She announced her engagement to her fiance, 25, male, a few weeks ago, and we are all happy for her.
Over the weekend, though, she shared more specific plans for the wedding. And that's where things have gone off the rails. She said she's seeing a lot of people on TikTok and Insta showing how to have free weddings. Weddings where the couple spends $0 aside from the marriage certificate fee, I guess.
And at first thought.
At first I thought she meant city hall wedding, which would be completely fine. But then she got to the details and her expectations for the ceremony.
She was going to try and find somewhere with a large outdoor space, not a formal wedding venue, who will donate their area in support of love.
She's going to have all the other guests bring a potluck with very specific assignments she'll have a friend officiate and a friend do photography, a friend do save the dates and invites for her family to do the flowers, etc and some, you know, harder to swing.
Including some harder to swing in my opinion. Things like getting a large tent, decorations, wedding favors, speakers, band. I'm not sure what her plan was for a dress, but what's more is that Coral and her fiance aren't poor. From what I can tell, she works in an accounting at a big company and her fiance does software sales.
Plus his parents are loaded.
It sounds like they just want to do this free wedding thing for the sake of it. That would be okay, but she's shifting all the costs on the other people, some of whom are are probably, well, less off.
She told me that she wants to make. She wants me to make the cake and then sent me some pictures for inspiration.
The cakes were ridiculously elaborate. We're talking multi tiered fondant flowers, gold leaf, and one even had a hand painted watercolor design. I'm not a professional baker, I just like to bake cookies and brownies sometime.
I told her that the cakes would probably take me days to make and it probably wouldn't come out anywhere near as good. She kind of laughed at that, laughed it off and said it's not about being perfect, it's about everyone pitching in here. It'll be fun. I told her that fun or not, what she described me is basically her friends and family subsidizing. Subsidizing. Her wedding was with time, money and labor, which was kind of unfair to expect people to spend so much on her free wedding.
Or else she was expecting everyone to show up to a lackluster event and just pretend it was amazing, like a group project that none of us wanted to do because we had already graduated and moved on so we didn't need the credit.
She does graduate a year later than the rest of us and if she wants a free wedding, she should probably just elope or go to city hall because this isn't really free, just free for her.
I may have been a little more forceful in my wording, but I didn't swear or call her names or anything like that. She got super quiet and looked at me for a minute and then left with one of her friends driving her home. Later that night, I got a text from that friend saying I really hurt Coral's feelings and and that even if the plans were a bit unrealistic, I should have just let Coral come to that conclusion on her own.
Coral then messaged me saying Sorry. Don't worry about the cake. With no more context, I'm feeling really bad now. Especially since Coral was so happy and excited.
She never really said anything mean to me. Perhaps I just should have just gone along with the cake since she wouldn't be mad if it turned out badly. But I am worried that her wedding would not have been what she wanted. I am also frustrated about the cake request.
Honestly, I feel a bit bad now. Coral is a really sweet person who is a bit naive.
I feel like a lot of people in the comments are tearing her up more than she deserves. She has always been the baby of the group and just got a little frustrated and ranted on the case.
I don't know what the fiance thinks of all this.
[00:59:05] Speaker B: This.
What the.
[00:59:08] Speaker A: So am I the.
[00:59:12] Speaker B: I'm sorry.
[00:59:13] Speaker C: I don't know what.
[00:59:15] Speaker A: So.
[00:59:16] Speaker C: So.
So when I first read this, because I have. I've been on Reddit for a while and I read it like a day or like when it first came out.
[00:59:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it came out five days ago. Yeah.
[00:59:28] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
[00:59:28] Speaker A: Good.
[00:59:28] Speaker C: Cuz I was about to say, I remember it being a few days ago.
[00:59:31] Speaker A: Yeah, it was a while ago.
[00:59:33] Speaker C: Yeah. At first I kind of felt like, yeah, she really didn't have anything to be feeling bad about. But I think the girl was just kind of. Especially if she's like kind of ditzy. And there's definitely a way she could make. Might have been able to say it better because it sounds like she really went at her and didn't leave it at like one comment. Like she made multiple comments about it when really she could just said one comment and they probably would have realized it themselves. Like the other friend said.
[01:00:08] Speaker B: Yes, I do agree with the other friends because she.
[01:00:12] Speaker C: If she values this friendship, then she shouldn't be so harsh.
Or maybe not. I don't know.
[01:00:22] Speaker B: Okay. All I can say is that Abe and we had our nose ceremony. I didn't ask anybody to pay for anything. I paid for.
All the things that I did, I paid for out of my own pocket.
[01:00:35] Speaker C: Yeah, I really wish I could have.
[01:00:36] Speaker B: Gone, oh my God, I paid two. Yeah, I know. B. I know you paid. Okay. Stuff that I wanted to pay for, I paid for. And then you paid for the rest, as awful as that sounds.
Okay, but I paid for like the restaurant and the photographer and those two are pretty Pisces. And I paid for my own dress and I did all the wedding invitations by myself.
[01:00:59] Speaker A: You did a lot of work.
[01:01:00] Speaker B: I did. Thank you.
[01:01:01] Speaker A: I'm not gonna take that away from You.
[01:01:02] Speaker B: I did a lot of work and it came out really nice, didn't it?
[01:01:05] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:01:06] Speaker B: And the photographer was so worth the money I paid. It was empty.
It was so worth the money I paid for her.
[01:01:13] Speaker A: I still have all the photos.
[01:01:15] Speaker B: I know.
And she did everything in black and white like I asked her to, because, like, I don't care what anybody else says. Black and white photos are nostalgic and so classic.
[01:01:26] Speaker A: Well, I can make any photo black and white.
[01:01:27] Speaker B: I love their wedding photos.
[01:01:30] Speaker A: I mean, they. They're all color. But then she just, you know.
[01:01:33] Speaker B: No, I asked her to do it in black and white and color.
[01:01:36] Speaker A: Well, yeah, you just run it through software and it just turns it black and white.
[01:01:39] Speaker B: But she had two. She had like four cameras on her.
[01:01:42] Speaker A: She had two.
[01:01:42] Speaker B: But she had two.
[01:01:44] Speaker A: Two cameras. Yeah.
[01:01:45] Speaker B: Oh. Sometimes I click differently than I did. Other times I thought I heard four different types of clicks.
[01:01:52] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I have like, a decent camera.
[01:01:56] Speaker B: You do have a good camera. But like, I didn't expect anybody to chip in for the wedding whatsoever. I full expected, like.
Like I didn't expect anyone to pay in. Like, I paid for my grand. I paid for my grandma's dress. Like, I paid for everything on my end that I wanted to have happen at a wedding. I paid for.
[01:02:17] Speaker A: I mean, I got Ben his room.
Yeah, that's.
[01:02:24] Speaker B: I even paid for your tux, didn't I?
[01:02:26] Speaker A: My mom did.
[01:02:27] Speaker B: Oh, she did. Okay.
[01:02:29] Speaker A: Cuz she. She was like. You're not wearing like, you know, a regular suit, are you?
[01:02:34] Speaker B: Oh, my God, no. And you were so nice. You wore navy for me instead of black.
[01:02:40] Speaker A: I don't even remember.
[01:02:41] Speaker B: I'm just wore navy for me. And. And the boutonniere that I picked out with the seashell and the feathers you wore without complaining, like.
[01:02:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I'm just like, if I ever, you know, you know, I'm never gonna get married again, you know, just.
[01:02:59] Speaker B: I mean, I do want to do a vow renewal ceremony for our 25th.
[01:03:02] Speaker A: No.
[01:03:02] Speaker B: 25Th. Yes.
Why not?
[01:03:06] Speaker A: No.
[01:03:06] Speaker C: It would be so comfortable that I could go with you guys.
[01:03:09] Speaker B: Yes.
Because I missed the first one in the matter, babe?
[01:03:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I do.
[01:03:16] Speaker B: You're gonna what, not show up?
[01:03:18] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. I'll just ghost you at the fucking altar or whatever.
[01:03:22] Speaker B: Now you won't.
You love me?
[01:03:27] Speaker A: I mean, you know, a lot.
[01:03:28] Speaker B: A lot.
[01:03:28] Speaker A: You can think what you want, but.
[01:03:30] Speaker B: I can't think what I want.
[01:03:31] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh.
[01:03:31] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, like, this lady, you know, your friend is unrealistic. You're 23.
[01:03:36] Speaker B: Oh, I totally forgot about her. Oh, she's 23.
[01:03:39] Speaker A: She's 23. And I'm like, oh, that's. That's cool. You're a little baby, and you don't understand how the world really works.
[01:03:44] Speaker B: Is she not aware of herself? Yes. I mean, did op go a little too harsh? Yes. Can it come into the. Can it come together in the middle? I don't know.
[01:03:57] Speaker A: I mean, like, you know, it if you have young, good friends.
[01:04:02] Speaker B: But she is. She doesn't understand that while it means free to her, it does mean money to her friends.
[01:04:09] Speaker A: So what. What you do is, you know, you just, you know, go to the group chat and be like, hey, you know, I'm having a wedding. Does anybody have any of this stuff that they're willing to donate for this? And if not, you know, I'll, you know, get it taken care of. And if they do, awesome, you know, you. You kind of, like, you know, make it, you know, their choice if they want to donate it, and if they don't, then, you know, whatever. Are you trying to get Mochi to come over?
[01:04:38] Speaker B: No, I'm just telling her that at the end of the day, you're truly hers and not mine because he's watched. She's watching you talk with her favorite eyes.
[01:04:48] Speaker A: But, yeah, I mean, you can literally just go to, like, the DMV, 35 bucks. It's done. There. You're married.
[01:04:55] Speaker B: Like, someone once told me the.
One of the pros of, like, getting married at the DMV is that when you have your wedding ceremony. Ceremony, it doesn't have to be the perfect moment anymore because you're actually already married. You can be relaxed and you don't have to worry about everyone, like, being so, like, intense is like, everyone else has already happened. Now we're here for a good time.
And to me, that made a lot of sense. And so I was like, oh, yeah, no, that does make sense.
Like, the moment, quote, unquote, has already happened. You're already married. Now we're just here for a celebration and a party.
[01:05:32] Speaker A: Yep.
[01:05:33] Speaker B: So no one ever asked me. I always tell them, like, just get married ahead of time and then have.
[01:05:37] Speaker A: Your ceremony or don't get married. You know, like, that. That. That. That too.
[01:05:43] Speaker B: That's the only thing the dude wants to hear.
[01:05:45] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you know, as a dude, if you're a dude, but a married dude, you know, get. You know.
Yeah, it's too late for me. Run, men, run now for relationship advice by, you know, somebody with a Bunch of numbers in their name. 7 years dating but boyfriend, 25 male, does not want me at his birthday. 25 female.
[01:06:08] Speaker B: Someone's a side piece.
[01:06:10] Speaker A: They've been dating since she was 7 or 18.
[01:06:13] Speaker B: Oh, absolute side piece.
[01:06:17] Speaker A: I, 25 female, have been with my boyfriend, 25 male, for seven years. His mom.
Mom, I love it. You're not us. His mom is planning a surprise birthday for me for him and invited me. I said yes. Looking forward to a smaller family event.
I've been present at big moments. Graduations, hospital visits, funerals.
Not for the more casual gatherings. When my boyfriend found out about the party he directed me to tell his mom that I can't come. His reasoning being it will be very awkward and he doesn't like some of his relatives and it makes it even more awkward as with me as being the only non family member. He told me it's his birthday, his house so it's not up to me. Jesus.
[01:07:08] Speaker B: Oh my God.
[01:07:09] Speaker A: I told him that I want to come and forcing my hand is hurting my feelings. We've been dating for seven years and it feels strange that he doesn't want to integrate me with his family. Especially when his mum included me. I keep insisting I can come, I can handle it. I'm sure he's overthinking the awkwardness. He keeps on saying it's not a relationship issue but I feel.
But it feels personal when I'm the one that has to exclude myself.
Leaving me to question where I stand in his life. We don't usually fight and our relationship has been solid otherwise. My question how do I know this is not just a one time disagreement? Should I let go or if it signals something deeper how he sees our future.
More detail as a party is at his house. He lives with his mom and family.
Oh okay. So he lives at home with his parents. His mom organized 25.
Yeah, his mom.
[01:08:08] Speaker C: That's not uncommon.
[01:08:10] Speaker B: I shouldn't look down on that.
[01:08:11] Speaker A: His mom organized a guest list. There is definitely no other partner.
Personality wise he is not the type to bring a partner. I know his immediate family. We his extended family, we are are very impressed by me and my accomplishments and mentioned wanting to meet me on day one. We're each other's first loves and relationships.
I'm not sure if breaking breaking up of this is absurd because we've never had any other issues building up over seven years. We're an interracial couple.
We're both people of color but this is accepted in both families. We also I dealize our future growing up together. Okay. So. Yeah, that. That's exactly what it is. You know, you have like, you know, he has like a racist uncle or something that he's like.
[01:09:01] Speaker B: I don't know. I'm still erring on side piece.
[01:09:05] Speaker A: More details. He's really socially anxious and a quiet person. He's not close with his extended family, and a death happened in the immediate family only this year. Since we've dated, he has never celebrated his birthday with its extended family. These are the reasons, you know, will be very uncomfortable for him and he doesn't want to have to check in and be okay all night. He's saying it's a boundary and I can meet them at another time at a smaller scale.
[01:09:29] Speaker B: What the fuck?
[01:09:30] Speaker A: I don't bring them to my family events either. But the reason I'm upset is I've been invited this time and forced to decline.
[01:09:40] Speaker B: Wait, she doesn't take him to her family events?
[01:09:44] Speaker A: Yeah, they're both people of color. Yeah, it. It's.
[01:09:48] Speaker B: It's just a. Cats to some.
Probably feels a little more understandable.
[01:09:54] Speaker A: Let's.
Yeah. Everyone's saying seven years. Red flags. Everyone's absolutely, you know, he's hiding something for sure now. I don't think, you know, it's a side piece. I think, you know, there's someone in the family that has some dirt on him that they don't want, you know, them to meet.
You know, his girlfriend, like a cousin or something that, you know, knows something, you know, and I feel like that's what it is. Like, you know, maybe like five years ago he cheated on her and the cousin knows and the cousin wants to meet this chick to, you know, fucking spill the beans.
[01:10:49] Speaker B: The cousin was really that honest. They would have. They would have spoken to OP Way sooner than this.
[01:10:55] Speaker A: But how would they know it's the extended family? You know, she doesn't know the extended family. She hasn't met the extended family.
And I have a feeling like someone in the extended family has some dirt on him that, you know, he is nervous about these two people meeting.
[01:11:14] Speaker B: I'm still voting for side piece.
[01:11:16] Speaker A: I don't think it's side piece.
[01:11:18] Speaker B: No, it's too long.
[01:11:22] Speaker A: After 7 years plus invitation by mom as by mom. Attendance is a hill to die on.
Celebrate his birthday with a breakup.
Bless you.
[01:11:33] Speaker B: Thank you. And yes.
[01:11:38] Speaker A: Bless you.
[01:11:39] Speaker B: I'm so sorry.
[01:11:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Stop that.
[01:11:42] Speaker B: I'm doing my best. Usually I stop after 3.
Man, I feel bad for OP.
That sucks. No matter what the situation is, that sucks.
[01:12:04] Speaker A: Some families truly suck. Like childhood Abuse sucks. Like, passive aggressive sucks. Toxic behavior sucks. Some people survive emotionally by segregating that time of family in their past and want to distance themselves.
Boyfriend, girlfriend is a possible future. Why risk poisoning the future with crap from the past? OP should, you know, absolutely accommodate this simple request from the partner and not take it as an attack on her, but a criticism of the family.
[01:12:30] Speaker B: The OP needs to know the true reason of why this is. She can't just hide behind the label of childhood abuse, which is awful. Yes. And I totally understand wanting to build that wall, but OP needs to understand why that wall has been erected in the first place.
[01:12:46] Speaker A: I mean, they're not married, you know, and sometimes you want to keep, you know, close to the vest.
[01:12:52] Speaker B: Yes. So, yeah, needs to understand that otherwise she wouldn't feel the way she feels.
[01:12:57] Speaker A: So, you know, like, maybe, like, after it's all said and done, you know, they can, you know, have a, you know, heart to heart, you know, and, you know, really find out if this is what they want to do or if they want to break up and go find other people.
[01:13:11] Speaker B: Okay. You know what? No, this is. Okay. From personal experience, a. After a while, I had to hide my relationship with you once from my parents, but once we were married, I immediately shoved it in their face. Like, I was so ready to show you off as my partner, to stick it to them, and they hated it so much.
Like, the second I knew I was comfortable, I took my revenge.
[01:13:37] Speaker A: Yeah, but.
[01:13:38] Speaker B: And did I communicate to that. Did I communicate that you to you clearly? No, but you understood the gist, so that was what I needed. But Opie doesn't have that basic understanding.
[01:13:50] Speaker C: Wait, so do her parent. Do his parents not like her or something?
[01:13:54] Speaker A: No, the parents love her, you know, but I. I feel like it's, you know, something that the parents don't know.
But it's been like some, you know, like, hidden abuse between, like, you know, cousins and whatever.
[01:14:07] Speaker B: Which is awful, by the way.
[01:14:09] Speaker A: Which. But it's awful. But it does fucking happen, you know.
[01:14:14] Speaker B: And preacher to the choir, babe.
[01:14:20] Speaker A: And I. I'm just saying, you know, hey, it's most likely not you, op.
It's most likely not you, but there.
[01:14:29] Speaker B: Is a lack of communication on her partner's side, and that needs to be addressed.
[01:14:34] Speaker A: Well, it was a surprise party. They got, you know, thrust upon him and like, hey, we're having a surprise party for you. Oh, fuck.
[01:14:42] Speaker B: But OP's not. But Opie's partner isn't saying why he wants her.
[01:14:47] Speaker A: Maybe he doesn't want to say you know, sometimes people don't want, you know.
[01:14:53] Speaker B: But Opie's partner should communicate at least that amount to her being like, I'm uncomfortable saying why, but I need you to understand that this is a problem from my past.
[01:15:03] Speaker A: And at 25 years old, you're not, you know, sometimes people are not emotionally, you know, mature enough to, you know, say all that. I mean, so, you know, like, op, we'll check back in on you here in a couple days and we'll see what happens. This is from two days ago.
And, you know, hopefully it comes in with, like, a better, you know, solution.
Something they're like, oh, yeah, this is why, you know, there's just some shit in the past. And, you know, he was worried that, you know, somebody from, you know, the past was going to be there at.
[01:15:39] Speaker B: The end of the day. I'm so sorry. I'm still voting side piece.
I understand a lot of these perspectives, but I'm still voting side piece.
[01:15:48] Speaker A: I mean, like, in too many ways.
I mean, like, the darker side of me is like, you know, is this, you know, in some, like, you know, like, Middle Eastern country, you know, where.
[01:16:05] Speaker B: Where the caste system still exists? Yes.
[01:16:07] Speaker A: Where, like, you know, some, you know, childhood abuse between, you know, cousins happened. And it's like, you know, oh, Opie doesn't want, you know, like, a female cousin to be like, oh, yeah, fucking your boyfriend, you know, came up and did some fucked up shit to me when I was like, six and then just like, oh, yep, everything's done.
[01:16:29] Speaker B: That makes it worse.
[01:16:30] Speaker A: It does make it worse.
[01:16:31] Speaker B: I vote for side piece. That's better than that situation.
[01:16:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that is way better than that situation.
But, yeah, I mean, you know, I might come back to this, you know, in a future episode, but this one, you know, went deep, actually. But that's it for this, this week, this episode. We'll be back next week with some more. And, yeah, until, you know, maybe you might learn something new on next week's episode.
Yeah. Till then, bye.
[01:17:05] Speaker B: Bye. Bye.
