Dragonflies Don't Sting

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty. Welcome back. Another episode of the Human podcast. I am going on vacation next week, so I have no idea if we're gonna even have an episode. Like, we record this shit pretty much live. Like, it gets recorded and like thrown to you people. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Vacation. [00:00:20] Speaker A: So we'll be in California. I don't know if we're gonna get killed the second our plane lands. Like, that's what I assume. They're going to make Colorado people kill them and, you know, it'll be fine. But I'm your host, Alex. The truck. We got my wife, not the truck. And Courtney from across the land. [00:00:39] Speaker C: Yep. [00:00:40] Speaker A: So, Courtney, I. I need you to tell your people not to like, kill us when we land. [00:00:46] Speaker C: Oh, my God. I thought you were a trumper. [00:00:50] Speaker A: Oh, I am. [00:00:51] Speaker C: Are you more moderate now? [00:00:53] Speaker A: No, I'm a hardcore trumper. Are you kidding me? I love trying. It's great. That's why they're gonna kill me. Well, land. I smell the red blood in his body. The Republican. [00:01:07] Speaker C: Honestly, I just think everyone's full of now and they're all getting something. [00:01:15] Speaker A: No, like, honestly, you could have whatever the you want as long as you leave my guns alone and get these fucking bicyclists off the fucking freeway. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Is bicycle week over yet or did they make it a month? [00:01:31] Speaker A: Oh, no, it's like a fucking three months. [00:01:35] Speaker C: What? [00:01:35] Speaker B: Three months? [00:01:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:38] Speaker B: Jesus, where do they get off? [00:01:44] Speaker A: They probably put like a butt plug in their bike seat and then that's how they get off. I, I hate these people. Okay. You know, as a truck driver, I, I am driving 160, which is a, you know, a highway. You're not allowed to walk on it. You're not allowed to take a bike on it. None of that. You don't have a shoulder, you know, and if you come around a blind corner and you just, you have three inches guardrail, you're dead, you know, and they have like, you know, a bike and a van to like block traffic. It's like, these people should be killed. Just no one's impressed. I, I hate all these people that are blocking roads so they can make. I rode across 160 or across the United States for nothing. You know, if you're out there fucking, you know, on a professional bicycle, and you know, you're riding on highways and shit, and be like, look, I'm doing something and I'm saving. You're not to just know that you're not doing anything and everyone hates you. Like, like, if I had like a, like a water gun I just, you know, squirt them all in the face. Like, as I drove by, you know, little drive by squirting. But I. I didn't have one. And I feel like it's a crime, you know, like, when, you know, there's something, it's like, I want to do that, but I think it's a crime. [00:03:12] Speaker B: And that means you should do it all the more. [00:03:16] Speaker A: Yeah, but I don't want to get arrested by these people that have, like, $7,000 bikes and like, a whole team to back them up. [00:03:24] Speaker C: Oh, my. [00:03:26] Speaker A: Like, I. I would be impressed if you ran across the United States like Forrest Gump and stayed the. Off the roads or if you saw cars coming, you got to the side. But no, these people, honestly, it's just. [00:03:40] Speaker C: Really dangerous to do that, like, by taking by. Well, if you're trying to do walking trails, like, that's actually really dangerous. Like, there's people that prey on other hikers and, like, that carry a gun. Yeah. [00:03:59] Speaker A: Like, I don't know, like, why people, like, you know, are so opposed to guns. It's like if you're walking in the middle of a national forest and someone comes out with a knife. Give me all you have. I'm gonna, you know, kill and rape you. And then you pull out a gun and shoot him twice in the head. Boom. And the animals can take care of it, and trees grow from his dead body that no one will ever find or care about. It's like, there, you know, victimless crime. And then you can continue on with your walk, you know, go buy another box of bullets in the next town. Like that. That. That's how I assume it happens. I. I don't assume, like, they, like, come out and, like, there's like, four of them. They surround you with rifles and, like, all right, now we're going to take all your money. [00:04:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:04:53] Speaker A: But if I. If I ever do become homeless, I think that's what I'm going to start doing. That's a brilliant, you know, crime plan. I'll just be the one with the gun. [00:05:03] Speaker C: You know, it's hypothesized that a ton of serial killers are truckers because it's really easy to get away with something because you're only in town for a little while and it's hard to track. [00:05:17] Speaker A: You want to know why that is? Because we see the worst of you fucking, you know, cars. [00:05:23] Speaker B: You. [00:05:23] Speaker A: You fucking drivers out there that do not know how to drive, that have no business being on the road, and you piss us off to such a point. That we have to kill you. We feel like we're heroes for killing you. [00:05:35] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:05:36] Speaker A: We feel like we're doing the world a favor. I'm not a serial killer, but if I was, that's how I would justify it to myself. I. I am a hero for killing this dumb shit piece of ass that is just ruining everything I want. Like, if a governor comes in and says, hey, we are going to ban bicycles from, you know, roads that are not bike trails, you know, residential areas, or have a dedicated bike lane, you know, Anything else? Highways, I25, you know, freeways, anything like that, you know, you're banned. You cannot ride your bike on there. You have my vote. I don't care if you hate guns. I hate these people more than I love my guns. Just know that. Just, just, just. You know, you could be like a hard. You could be Kamala Harris and make. I'm gonna ban these bikes. Good. You got my vote. Because they, they piss me off so much, they'll be like in the middle of a 75 mile an hour road, just in the middle of the road, doing 13 miles an hour. And it's just like, I. I wonder if I could just kill them. I wonder if I can just run them the over and. But I'm like, I'd probably fuck up the bottom of my truck. And that's what I think about how bad the bike would up the bottom of my truck. You know, not that I'd be killing somebody else. How bad would it up my truck? So, yeah, these people, you know, if you, you know, want to go out and ride a bike, fine. Go out and enjoy your bike. Don't up my day. That's all I have to say. Have a wonderful day. But speaking of bicyclists on, There's a medical study that came out. Cycling in midlife is tied to lower risks of dementia. You want to know why that is? It's because when you get hit by a car, you know, in midlife, you die and you don't have dementia or you're probably homeless and you die of, like, heroin overdose. Ah, but it's just like a bunch of, like, old people. But yeah, it lowers Alzheimer's disease by, you know, like little bits, like little tiny bits. But, you know, oh, that's real goddamn cops. But yes, it does, you know, say a bunch of big sciency words that I'm not gonna read because I'm gonna mispronounce every other word. But the something about like a hippocampal volume is gonna be bigger or, you know, if you ride bikes. So ride your bikes on bike trails in. In towns around town. Go to the gym. They have stationary bikes. You can put a VR helmet on and pretend you're riding across the Great Wall of China. You can have a great time. You can, you know, watch Netflix. You can watch, you know, the great flower fight or whatever the you want, you know, while you, you know, pretend to, you know, do something for yourself. And you're like, I need. [00:09:11] Speaker B: What's a good show? [00:09:12] Speaker A: Like, if I need the sun, you can take the stationary bike outside. [00:09:17] Speaker B: I do still feel like the father and son team should have won. [00:09:22] Speaker A: You're the only reason I know what that show is, you know, like. Like, you know, what's up is like, they make motorcycles, Honda groms specifically, that you are not allowed to take these on the highway because they do not go fast enough. They go fast, like, do not get me wrong, like, but not fast enough. They're like little tiny mini bikes, but they're street legal and they're like, you know, fun shit. But, you know, you take that thing on the highway, you're gonna go under the speed limit, and then they're gonna fucking, you know, pull you over until you get the fuck off the highway. But if you have a bicycle, I guess it's okay. Yeah. I want to know how many bicycles die every. I can find that out. How many people die in bicycle accidents every year in the United States? Approximately 1,000 bicyclists die each year in accidents, according to the CDC. [00:10:22] Speaker B: That's it. [00:10:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:23] Speaker B: Jesus. I expected more. [00:10:32] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like. Yeah. In 2022, 1084 bicyclists were killed. Make marking the highest number ever recorded. So stay off the fucking road. It's bad for you. Eat your fucking tofu. You know, pretend you're a good person and, you know, stay at home or go on bike trails, it doesn't matter. I've just been dealing with that all day today non stop. Probably like 50 different bicycles. [00:11:08] Speaker B: I don't think bicycles should be allowed on the freeway. I agree with you. [00:11:12] Speaker A: Just boom. And with their minivan too. All of them had a minivan that was all tagged up with all their sponsors just all out, you know, 160, you know, through construction zones, too. They're just like, I'm gonna ride in the road, in the construction zones. Yeah. And then like, they. They just like bypass all the construction. Like, we'd all get stopped for like a little area and they just ride on past, you know, through the concern. I'm like, yeah, just someone throw a rock at this guy's head, you know, let, let him learn a lesson. Like, like, I don't feel like any bicyclist has like, you know, any like, fighting ability. So I feel like, you know, like they have strong calves and like that's it. Like that's all they have going for them. So just like avoid the calves and just punch them in the face. But it, it was the dumbass, you know, protest, but. In Tucson, protesters disrupt a major drug bust, mistaking it for immigration action. So this was June 12th. A major drug bust in Tucson Wednesday night attracted several protesters, with many confusing it as an immigration action. Federal agents and the county sheriffs confirmed as part of a law enforcement action in the neighborhood near Midvale in Irvington. I, I said more than 120 pounds of fentanyl, 20 pounds of meth, and 35 pounds of cocaine and four firearms were seized Wednesday night. And at least one person I migrant was taken into custody for drugs and firearm charges. But, you know, they're all good people, you know, don't, don't worry about them. But like, I, I like to imagine like, they like get all like, had like, probably like 20 people in this house and they like, you know, released them all, like had handcuff keys and they're like, go, run, run into the night. Like, hell yeah. Are you just like playing games when you're. [00:13:34] Speaker B: No, I'm listening. And when you say something funny, I will laugh. [00:13:38] Speaker A: Like, this is like, you know, my wife, she's like, if you ever say anything funny, I would laugh if it's funny to me. See, this is like the worst part of like being a stand up comedian, like 100% is you'll be up on stage with some brand new fire fucking jokes to tell the crowd. You are. You worked hard on this. Not me, but other people have. And they're like up there, you know, telling their soul to everyone being as funny as they can and they're fucking funny. Oh my God. And then there's like just some dumb content up front on her phone, like on Instagram. And just like looking at this, you know, chuckles and it goes back to Instagram. Do you need your dopamine that bad? You dumb. Go home, you know, uninstall the app. Just, just get rid of it. It's fine. You'll live. If you know, people don't know who you are on the Internet, I don't care, you know, if you don't know who I am on the Internet, I don't Care. It doesn't affect me if you hate my podcast. I know. I don't care. Like, I assume that there's a lot of people that do. I hope there is. I hope I ruin at least one bicyclist day. I hope they only downloaded my podcast for, like, their entire fucking trip, and they run out of fucking, you know, service, and they're like, this is all I have to listen to. The human podcast. 300 episodes. Oh, why did I do that to myself? [00:15:19] Speaker B: Ah. [00:15:20] Speaker A: And then they, you know, go, like, 60 miles an hour, use their giant cabs to, like, get into the next town and be like, oh, let's download, you know, Joe Rogan's podcast. Oh, thank God. You know, like, that. That. That's. That's what it's like. It's just like, you know, being. Being a comic is rough. [00:15:43] Speaker B: It is rough for you. [00:15:46] Speaker A: I mean, I, like, I'm not, like, even, like, a. A. A comic. I. I wouldn't consider myself, like, a comic. Like, Like, I would consider myself someone that does an open mic every once in a while. [00:15:57] Speaker B: What's the difference? [00:15:58] Speaker A: Y. A comic gets paid. A comic gets invited to come to places. A comic, you know, is like. You know, they show up and, like, holy, you're on the list. Holy. You're the headliner. You know me, I show up and like, oh, try not to say something racist this time again. You know, we. We can't get you in trouble because you're Mexican, I think, but, you know, stop it. You're making the white people uncomfortable. [00:16:32] Speaker B: It's not difficult to do. [00:16:34] Speaker A: It's my favorite thing to do of all time. Like, I will throw the Mexican on hard as. You know. Oh, God damn it, babe. [00:16:44] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:16:46] Speaker A: You're like, this is like, you bought me Mexican. Oh, this is like you and I ate bell peppers. Why would you eat bell peppers? [00:16:54] Speaker B: They're delicious, but they go straight through me. Why would, like, you have no airflow in this room? [00:17:01] Speaker A: That window's open. [00:17:04] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:17:05] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:17:08] Speaker A: I need, like, put, like, one of those, like, exhaust fucking tubes that they have in, like, auto shops that, like, go to, like, the tail of the exhaust and then, like, go outside. So that way they. [00:17:20] Speaker B: Oh, they do that. [00:17:21] Speaker A: They do that. Yeah. [00:17:22] Speaker B: That's super cool. [00:17:23] Speaker A: How do you think they turn on the cars inside? Yeah, no, they have a big old fucking tube. [00:17:27] Speaker B: Looks like I thought about it before. [00:17:28] Speaker A: Yep. And there's, like, a hole in the garage, and it is. Just slide it to the side and it goes outside. [00:17:33] Speaker B: Nice. [00:17:35] Speaker A: But, yeah, we need to, like, Put one of those and like, you shove it in your butt. And then like, put the other, you know, end, like out to the cats they can sniff and like, what's in here? Oh, no, that's the. That's a tube of horrors. Stay away from that. And then your cat's like, weird and like, oh, yes. Oh, fart more, please. Yeah, you have a weird cat. [00:17:57] Speaker B: I do have a weird cat. I'm not gonna lie. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Ah, he is. What? He is a weird cat. [00:18:05] Speaker B: I know. And I love him. Yeah, I love my cat. I love every kind of cat but. [00:18:15] Speaker A: Florida, like, we're gonna get into Florida a little bit early today. At Desantis, Florida, drivers have the right to hit protesters if they need to flee for your safety. [00:18:26] Speaker B: That's hilarious. [00:18:27] Speaker A: So, you know, the governor assured drivers that in his state they would not be. Drivers would not be held liable if they hit a prosecutor. Protesters blocking the roadway if they are fearful for their lives. [00:18:40] Speaker B: Thought you said hit a prostitute for a second. [00:18:43] Speaker C: Well, I mean, does this bar them from civilians? Exactly. [00:18:52] Speaker A: But you're not going to be held liable, you know, legally, like, for criminal charges. They can still, you know, get you on civil if they, you know, find out who the you are. Like, if no one gets your license plate, you know, or no one gets any footage of it, it's like, oh, well, tough, you know, you don't have anything, I didn't hit you. And tough, I mean, like that, that, you know, all in itself is a self defense case. And, you know, I do have, you know, legal protection for, you know, self defense, mainly pertaining to, you know, firearms, because I am a gun owner. So if someone, you know, walks in my house and I have to shoot them to death, I am protected. Yeah. At least my legal fees will be paid for and they'll represent me. But other than that, you know, no. But yes, if you, you know, hop on someone's, you know, car and start to beat on their windows. Yes, you're gonna get the. Your, your ass ran the on over. Do not surround a car. You know that. That's the dumbest I've ever heard of. You deserve to be ran the over. But speaking of the no Kings, Kings island visitors warn to keep their mouth shut on amusement park rides because of cicadas. So apparently, like, cicadas, like, only hatch like once every like 14 years or something. Every 13, 14 years. [00:20:34] Speaker B: You're in for the long haul. What do you mean they're in for the long haul? [00:20:40] Speaker A: No, like they like, hatch and then die, like immediately. [00:20:43] Speaker B: I know but they're underground for, like, years and years and years. [00:20:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, so like, they. They hatch out like every. You know, so often, like, like a weird fucking time. Like too long of a time to, like, survive. But they're still alive somehow. And they just like, pop the fuck on out. Be loud as fuck. [00:21:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:03] Speaker A: Cause they're meeting, you know, and then. And then, you know, die. And then just litter the streets. [00:21:09] Speaker B: It's a giant dose of fertilizer to the forest. An excellent sort of source of protein for all the wildlife. It's like a bonanza for nature. [00:21:20] Speaker A: But this is over in Mason, Ohio, and there's some roller coasters over there and there's cicadas popping out and they're telling people that are on the roller coasters to keep their mouth shut. Filling up with cicadas. [00:21:39] Speaker B: Oh, it's amazing. [00:21:42] Speaker A: And like, I like to imagine, like, there's like a little kid like, crying back. Ah. And like some dude just like throws cicada in the kid's mouth. He's like, like, the kid, like, does not cry for the rest of the time. He's like that. That's worse than crying. It's like he's just like whimpering. It's like. That's better. [00:22:03] Speaker B: When I was your age, your mother shoved cicadas in her mouth. [00:22:13] Speaker A: But yeah, like, I, I've never, like, been around cicadas. Like, they sound cool. Yeah. I mean, they're like in every, like Japanese, like, you know. Oh, that's hilarious. It's a kid freaking out because cicada's on them. [00:22:29] Speaker B: Oh. [00:22:31] Speaker A: That was loud. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Yep. Thunder's getting closer. [00:22:44] Speaker A: Oh, the cicadas just don't give a. You can pick them up. [00:22:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:50] Speaker C: Yeah, they're bugs. [00:22:52] Speaker A: Well, grasshoppers give a. Like, grasshoppers do not like to get picked up. They're like goose when, like, strangers pick them up. Like, grasshoppers are weird. Like, they'll spit like black goo at you. Have you ever picked up a grasshopper before? [00:23:08] Speaker B: Why on earth would I pick up a grasshopper? [00:23:10] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:23:12] Speaker B: No, I've never picked up a grasshopper. [00:23:14] Speaker A: Okay. So I, I used to catch grasshoppers and pick them up and if you get them by their back legs, they, like, you know, spit out like a black goo from their mouth. [00:23:23] Speaker B: Some sort of self defense mechanism probably. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't, I don't touch it. I'm like, that's weird. And I like, let him go. [00:23:31] Speaker B: And it worked. [00:23:33] Speaker C: Yep. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Like, like don't. I'm like, okay, whatever. Fuck off. [00:23:39] Speaker C: And it worked. [00:23:41] Speaker B: You escaped from the predator. [00:23:44] Speaker A: And to this day I'm not sure if dragonflies have like a stinger. Like if they're like long tail thing is like a stinger or not. [00:23:52] Speaker B: I don't think they have a stinger. [00:23:54] Speaker A: I, I always thought that that was a stinger, like their long ass tail, like it always freaked me out. I'm like, you know, I, I figure like they'd like land on you and like they like scorpion their tail and like sting you and then fly off and like lay eggs in you. I mean I have the Internet. [00:24:09] Speaker B: What why would you think. [00:24:11] Speaker A: Do dragonflies have a stinger? No, no, dragonflies do not have a stinger. They have jaws that can bite. [00:24:21] Speaker B: Yeah, dragon fries are predators, they're not herbivores. [00:24:29] Speaker A: I mean like usually like I don't like they're not like chasing me the down but it, well, yeah, you're not their prey. But like I'll see them on the ground. I'm like, should I pick it up? And it's like, no. Because I always thought like they're like a little back which is like, you know, coming. Yeah, it's like, sting me like some weird alien. [00:24:47] Speaker B: Why did you think it would lay eggs in you? [00:24:49] Speaker A: I don't know. I, I what? I had a weird. I'm now, I'm today years old learning. [00:24:56] Speaker B: This dragonflies don't lay eggs in you or that they don't have a stinger. [00:25:00] Speaker A: Both. I'm like, like I didn't think like they purposely laid eggs in you like you know, bot flies. But you know, I know they're, they're don't. [00:25:12] Speaker B: I, I really, I really can't. There are very few things in the field I can't handle and bot flies is one of them. Bot flies and maggots. I can't. [00:25:27] Speaker A: Dragonflies or insects? Yes. I already like, I like this, you know. 10 things you may or may not know yet. Dragonflies are insects. Contrary to popular belief. I'm. Dragonflies do not sting or bite unless roughly and. Yeah. Popular belief. You see that? Popular belief, yeah. [00:25:46] Speaker B: Why would people think that they do? [00:25:48] Speaker A: Because they have a big fucking tail thingy. What else would they use it for? [00:25:54] Speaker B: No, it's for account, isn't it? For the counterbalance. I shouldn't they use it like a cattail? [00:26:01] Speaker A: I mean like fucking, you know, bees don't need that shit. And they sting. I figured they just had like a longer stinger. No, like, like stingrays. They have a big long fucking tail and they Sting, you cannot compare a fish to insect. I can and I did. They're like the same shape and everything. I just assumed. [00:26:22] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:26:24] Speaker C: Actually, like, really funny. [00:26:26] Speaker B: Okay, now a dragon fly looks more like a fucking skateboard than it does a ray. [00:26:34] Speaker A: It's a, like a dragonfly, like the top of all the flies. And there's flies that can bite, you know, and there's like, there are flies that can bite, like horse flies. [00:26:43] Speaker B: It's like, oh, horse flies, you know. [00:26:46] Speaker A: Like, like I used to think they're called horse flies because they're so big. It's like, oh, no, they'll bite your horse and make it freak the out, you know, that's why they're called horse flies. [00:26:55] Speaker B: But why you. You thought they were horse called horseflies because they were so big. [00:27:00] Speaker A: Yeah, big as a horse. Yeah. That's a big ass fly. It's like big as a horse. It's like, yeah, a horse fly. You got it, bud. [00:27:16] Speaker B: Okay, what other assumptions have you made about insects? [00:27:22] Speaker A: Like, I, I am still convinced that there's a snake that like can like grip onto its tail and like roll down a hill like, like a wheel. I've also heard that if a snake bites you and you catch it and you eat its brain, that's anti venom. Yeah. Now I have to find out. Like, I'm about to learn some shit. [00:27:47] Speaker B: The shit. [00:27:48] Speaker A: Are snake brains anti venom? No, snake brains are not effective anti venom. Snake brains do not contain antibodies that can neutralize snake venom. Antivenom is created by injecting venom into an animal, like a horse or a sheep, then collecting the antibodies. Okay, so. Yeah, apparently I also heard that if you take the snake's skin and put it over the snake bite, it'll eject the venom. [00:28:18] Speaker B: What the. [00:28:19] Speaker A: It'll like sponge it up. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Are people this stupid? [00:28:22] Speaker A: I was. [00:28:26] Speaker B: Okay, if you were closer to me, I'd be patting your head right now, but I can't reach you. [00:28:32] Speaker A: Like, I'm not out there fucking getting bit by snakes though. I'm just like, I'm just not going to get bit by a snake. I feel like that is a valid thing to do. It's like, you know, I don't need to find out if this is true because I'm just not gonna get bit by snakes. Yeah, I'm just gonna, you know, stay my happy ass inside where snakes are not allowed. [00:28:59] Speaker B: You also don't believe you can suck the venom out of the blood wound, right? [00:29:03] Speaker A: Of course you can. [00:29:04] Speaker B: No, you can't. [00:29:05] Speaker A: They sell kids to do it at Walmart. [00:29:08] Speaker B: It doesn't work that way. [00:29:11] Speaker A: They sell it. Ooh, hickey cups. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Once it's in your bloodstream, it goes straight to your heart. And now it's everywhere. [00:29:18] Speaker A: Snake venom extractor. Boom. [00:29:23] Speaker B: Look at this is 100% made up. This is bogus ass shit. [00:29:27] Speaker A: Boom, boom, boom. Look at that. Oh yeah. [00:29:29] Speaker B: This is fake. [00:29:30] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:29:32] Speaker B: I need scientific evidence. This is just making a hickey on your arm with plastic bite. [00:29:39] Speaker A: Insect bee sting kit. Venom extractor Suction pump. Tool bite and sting first aid for hiking poison removal. Safety fast acting for hiking emergency and camping. [00:29:50] Speaker B: This is complete bogus. [00:29:51] Speaker A: How is it bogus? I am looking at it right now. [00:29:54] Speaker B: There's no way that fucking works. [00:29:56] Speaker A: Let's go look at the fucking. [00:29:58] Speaker B: You know, this is not a valid source of information. [00:30:01] Speaker A: We're gonna go look at the reviews. Fucking five stars. Look at that. Five out of five. Yeah. [00:30:07] Speaker B: Fake review because everyone else is dead. [00:30:18] Speaker A: There are zero customer reviews and two customer ratings. So people haven't written things, but they certainly have, like, given it five out of five. [00:30:28] Speaker B: This is bogus. [00:30:29] Speaker A: Don't be mad that I'm right. [00:30:31] Speaker B: No, no, no. This is like gel cap shit all over again. Bogus. [00:30:38] Speaker A: Gators are for snakes. Durable snake guards. You know, snake gator leggings for men and women. Snake bite protection for lower legs. [00:30:50] Speaker B: Like, like, I thought they were called waiters. [00:30:53] Speaker A: Well, it's just like for your, like, ankles. Like, you know, just like extend your boots up. Like, I want to know how tough these are. Like that. Those look cool. Like, I. [00:31:02] Speaker B: They do look cool. [00:31:03] Speaker A: I, I kind of like, want to wear. Yeah, the black one. Dope. [00:31:07] Speaker B: Yeah, they do look. [00:31:08] Speaker A: Oh, my God, like, get rid of the logo on it. [00:31:11] Speaker B: Those fancy boots with the skulls and spikes on them. [00:31:14] Speaker A: The what? [00:31:15] Speaker B: Why didn't you have fancy boots that have skulls and spikes on them? [00:31:18] Speaker A: Because it seems like too much of a pain in the dick to do. [00:31:20] Speaker B: But if I got you a pair, would you wear it? [00:31:22] Speaker A: Maybe I'd like, wear it on special occasions. I'll wear to work. [00:31:26] Speaker B: I wouldn't, I would hope you wouldn't wear to work. But they do look cool. [00:31:34] Speaker A: I like how, like, they have like a garter snake. Oh, it's a little snake like, on the. Like the one that doesn't bite you. [00:31:45] Speaker B: They have snoots. [00:31:46] Speaker A: They need boops, you know, it's like, you know, show me like, a snake that will bite the out of you. Like, and I, I want one that will, like, you know, protect me against like, boa constrictors. Like that can, like, you know, allow, like, a bow constructor to go around, like, my leg and just be like, ha, you. I have snake proof boots. [00:32:08] Speaker B: We had this one cat growing up, and he only hunted rattlesnakes. He wouldn't catch any other type of prey. He never brought home any other type of snake. It was always just rattlesnakes because rattlesnakes. [00:32:19] Speaker A: Rattle, and they're, like, the funnest ones. [00:32:22] Speaker B: He was so proud of himself. [00:32:23] Speaker A: None of the other snakes out there, you know, like, none like the other king snakes or anything like that fucking made noise. They'd, like, hiss and, like, slither way, but the rattlesnakes would stand their ground. Like. Yeah, they, like, shake the fucking. God damn. [00:32:39] Speaker B: I'm trying to fan it away. I love bell peppers, but my body doesn't. I'm so sorry. There's not much I can do about this. [00:32:52] Speaker A: This is awful. This is like a. My own gas chamber. Like, I know it's, like, not close like Zyklon B, but, like. [00:33:08] Speaker B: Bell peppers. I didn't order any beans on my Mexican food, hoping I'd be okay, but then I ate bell peppers. [00:33:17] Speaker A: Like, if this was. If this is what happened to the. Yeah, we. We got Qdoba for dinner, which. Yeah, yeah, phenomenal. [00:33:27] Speaker B: I'm gonna have the runs later. [00:33:29] Speaker A: That's. That's great. [00:33:30] Speaker B: I'm excited for it. [00:33:32] Speaker A: You should have known. Should have known. [00:33:34] Speaker B: Of course I knew. I know my trigger foods. [00:33:39] Speaker A: So you, like, got them anyway? [00:33:41] Speaker B: Yes. [00:33:41] Speaker A: Like, let's see if this hurt. [00:33:44] Speaker B: If it's delicious. I cannot eat it, and I'm going to eat it anyway. [00:33:47] Speaker A: See, you're like a guy that's like, I wonder if this taser is going to hurt. And then they tase their leg. I'm like, that hurts. And then, like, you know, he, like, looks at his buddy and he's like, hey, you want to try? He's like, dude, that looked like it hurt a lot. It's like, it did. It's like, all right, I'll try it. Oh, my God, that's awful. That's the worst thing ever. Give it back. I'll try it again on my other leg, see if it's, you know, just as bad. Yeah, but just as bad as it's, like, dill. Like, dude, now you fucking did it on two legs. I can't be a pussy over here. Give it over. You know, that's how stupid, you know, guys are. But, you know, women will be like, I'm gonna eat my trigger food. [00:34:31] Speaker B: I wanted Qdoba. It's not my fault. It's a trigger food. [00:34:34] Speaker A: I. I mentioned Qdoba, and you're like, I want that. [00:34:37] Speaker B: Because I. I love Qdoba. I love Qdoba. It's so good. It's so good. [00:34:48] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:34:49] Speaker B: Qdoba's, like, the best. [00:34:53] Speaker A: Yeah. All right. Speaking of other things that are irregular, like my wife's butthole, the National Weather Service has issued Alaska's first ever heat advisory, which I'm sure people in Alaska are fucking ecstatic. About like, it's gonna get to 40 degrees today. Holy shit, we're gonna burn to death. [00:35:16] Speaker B: I want to know how hot it's actually gonna get. [00:35:18] Speaker A: Does it say this is in Anchorage, Alaska? For the first time ever, parts of Alaska will be under heat advisory, but you can put an asterisk at the end of that term. [00:35:27] Speaker B: Okay. [00:35:30] Speaker A: The first advisory is for Fairbanks, where the temperature is. Is expected to top 85 degrees Fahrenheit, 29 degrees C. All right, so, yeah, that. That's pretty much it. Fair brakes. Hasn't reached 90 degrees twice in 2024. Or. No, it has reached 90 degrees twice in 2024. Yeah. They don't have any air conditioning over in Alaska. I think that's, like, the really, like, you know, problem with it. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Why would they have air conditioning? I mean, it's like living here and it's be like, well, why would we have an air conditioner? [00:36:19] Speaker A: We do, but, I mean, that's. Whatever. Where is that? [00:36:29] Speaker B: It's like the new dude in the red truck, he drives it up and down the street all the time, and it makes that weird noise. [00:36:38] Speaker A: It's like a gunshot. It's like, weird noise my car is making. [00:36:42] Speaker B: Yeah, he's quite pleased with himself some. [00:36:46] Speaker A: So here. Here's some bad news that my wife will hate to hear. Some Jolly Rancher sweets are unsafe to eat. FSA says I haven't had a Dolly. [00:36:56] Speaker B: Rancher in quite some time. [00:36:59] Speaker A: A number of the products from the US Suite are unsafe to eat and contain ingredients that can damage DNA and increase risk of cancer source all of a sudden. So I had to stop the Food Standards Agency. So this is uk. The FSA said the chemical compound mineral oil, aromatic hydrocarbons moah, and mineral oil, saturated hydrocarbons mosh, are not compliant with UK laws. So, yeah, you just can't have them over there in the uk. Americans can fucking die from our, you know, sweet treats that, you know, if you, you know, put them in your mouth and then put them on someone's like windshield during, like, a freezing time. They'll freeze and then chip their windshield. [00:37:52] Speaker B: That's mean, but cool. [00:37:55] Speaker A: You know what else is mean to do? You know, go to like, an anti Trump rally with a bunch of MAGA stickers and slap them on the fucking cars of, you know, the people that are there. And so, like, they'll destroy their own cars. [00:38:08] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That's already been, like, online for a while. [00:38:12] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that's where I got it from. Of course it's not an original idea. [00:38:17] Speaker B: People are stupid. [00:38:19] Speaker A: I know. That's my favorite part. It's like when cops shoot each other and it's like, dude, I. I thought you were a bad guy. It's like, I'm undercover. And apparently the United States is not the only ones having trouble with our airplanes. Visitors go to the Air India crash site and take selfies near the aircraft wreckage, which is the trashiest thing you can fucking do. [00:38:49] Speaker B: I'm sorry. They're. [00:38:52] Speaker A: They're doing exactly what you think finest. [00:38:56] Speaker B: My God. How did we survive this long? Did you know we're a relic species? Probably like all the other, like, all the other fucking humanoids, like, aren't like, we're the last of the entire family line. Like, we're a relic species. I don't understand how we're still alive when people are this stupid. [00:39:19] Speaker A: But I'm pretty sure one guy did survive this crash, but it did kill, like 240 people. So I. I'm sure, like, there's people, like, taking selfies, like dead bodies. I'm like, what the. Yeah. It was a hot summer day with temperatures hovering around 40 degrees Celsius. Brutal. So, yeah, I mean, that. That's sad. But America's not the only one having problems flying planes. So. [00:39:55] Speaker C: India. [00:39:56] Speaker A: India? Yep. [00:39:58] Speaker C: One survivor dude, huh? [00:40:01] Speaker A: Yeah. There. There is video of him, you know, running away from the crash. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Really? [00:40:06] Speaker C: I didn't see that. [00:40:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Survivor from Air India crash. [00:40:16] Speaker C: That's exactly what I'm looking up right now. [00:40:18] Speaker A: Yep. Oh, the content is not available in my location. [00:40:34] Speaker C: Videos. [00:40:36] Speaker A: Mr. Ramesh, a 40 year old man was sitting in 11A. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Well, someone found his lucky number. [00:40:47] Speaker C: I know, right? [00:40:53] Speaker A: But yeah, no, you know, he's. He's doing, you know, pretty good considering, you know, everyone. It's like that movie Unbreakable with Bruce Willis. He's like, in a major, like, train accident and, you know, everyone else dies except for him. [00:41:12] Speaker B: That sucks. [00:41:14] Speaker A: And like, you know, he keeps on, like, having like, a bunch of, like, bad luck, but he keeps on surviving things that should have killed him. But it's like, you know, and then like, like his son comes out with a gun. He's like, you put the fucking gun down. He's like, you know, you can't be killed. I just want to prove it. [00:41:35] Speaker B: It's like he shoots his dad and. [00:41:38] Speaker A: He does not shoot his daddy. Puts the gun down, okay? Because his dad's like, if the bullet bounces off of me and I don't fucking die, I'm leaving you. [00:41:48] Speaker B: He threatened his kitty would leave him. [00:41:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:41:51] Speaker B: How old is the kid? [00:41:53] Speaker A: I don't know. It's a long. It's an old ass movie. [00:41:55] Speaker B: I hope the kid's like at least over 12. [00:41:57] Speaker A: It's a movie. [00:41:59] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:42:00] Speaker A: Yeah, the kid was like old enough to hold a gun. [00:42:02] Speaker B: That doesn't mean much. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Well, not a baby. [00:42:06] Speaker B: True. [00:42:08] Speaker A: But on to like my favorite news. A man is charged after calling 911 to claim he didn't get the sex he paid for. [00:42:18] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:42:19] Speaker B: I remember this. [00:42:21] Speaker C: This is so hilarious. [00:42:23] Speaker B: This is amazing. [00:42:24] Speaker A: Yeah, this is from June 10th. A man who called 911 after claiming he did not receive sexy paid for has been char charged according to the county authorities. The sheriff's office over in Mara Mar, Florida said the 21 year old. Jesus, dude, you're 21 years old. [00:42:48] Speaker B: Yep. Already making a name for himself. [00:42:52] Speaker A: You know Sultan Jezza. Yeah, we're just gonna call you Sultan. Okay. Called 911 several times after in the early hours of Sunday morning to report he paid $300 for sex and didn't receive it. Dude, you know that's a low price. That's a rookie mistake. He was arrested and charged with misuse of the wireless 911 system. [00:43:26] Speaker C: That's so funny. [00:43:28] Speaker A: I mean, like, try and be like, I can't wait till this guy's like married. He's like, my wife promised me fucking pee pee touches tonight and she didn't give me no pee pee touches because she has a headache. And it's like I said, I'll get to it later. I have to put the child to bed. She said, you know, children are more important than my pee pee touches. Can we get the cops over here to arrest her now? Yeah. See, not all my jokes fucking land. It's all right. [00:44:00] Speaker C: I thought that was a little funny. [00:44:02] Speaker A: All right. [00:44:03] Speaker C: I was, I was gonna coat. I forgot to tell my mom. My grandma wants to know when I start talking with you guys. I was gonna go check on her, but she's conked out. [00:44:16] Speaker A: And Spaceball 2 Spaceballs 2 is going to be coming out. So if you saw Spaceballs 1, is Millsbrook still alive? Now I have to like, you know, Google this. Is he still. Yes, he is. He's old as. He is. Old as 98. God damn. [00:44:42] Speaker B: Jesus. He's aged rather well. [00:44:45] Speaker A: Yeah. All things considered, Mel Brooks movies are phenomenal. [00:44:51] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I love his. [00:44:54] Speaker A: So, yeah, this probably is the last movie though, let's be honest. But yeah, Spaceballs 2 is coming out for 20, 27 is like when they say it's gonna come out, you know, hopefully it's alive for it. You know, that'd be cool. Be like a hundred years old or whatever. Like on his 100th birthday comes out, he's like, all right. [00:45:16] Speaker B: Like, are they gonna do a parody of one of the other Star wars movies? Or they going. Are they like trying to do a sequel to the original. [00:45:24] Speaker A: Sequel to the original. A non prequel, non reboot sequel, part two, but with reboot elements. Franchise expansion film. So let's see. Go here and share the screen. But Rick Moranis. God damn. It's just a. [00:46:31] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:46:33] Speaker B: Wait, what? [00:46:35] Speaker A: Three upcoming avatars, 36 MCU movies. It's like naming all the movies that have come. [00:46:52] Speaker C: I wonder why. I'm just curious how they're gonna do a TV show of Harry Potter. [00:46:58] Speaker A: Wait, what did you just say what? A TV show of Harry Potter. I have not heard about this. [00:47:10] Speaker B: Wait, are you. [00:47:11] Speaker C: Wait, what? [00:47:11] Speaker A: I have not heard of a TV show of Harry Potter. They missed the boat for that long time ago. [00:47:22] Speaker C: No, they're making one. [00:47:27] Speaker A: Yeah, but now coming out on hbo, I mean, I. I feel like they would have to focus on somebody else other than Harry Potter. [00:47:37] Speaker C: No, it's that they're the same. [00:47:40] Speaker A: Well, like, like, I feel they. [00:47:42] Speaker C: They've already like, cast who the new people are gonna be. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Well, I mean, if it's not Daniel Radcliffe, I don't give a. Yeah, no, it. [00:47:52] Speaker C: But it. Actually, they look a little bit more like what the actual characters from her book series are explained. Like, if you read the books, they look more like the characters. [00:48:03] Speaker A: Well, I've not read the books. I've barely watched the movies. I've. I've watched the first two movies. Heard there's eight. I'm like, no, I'm good. [00:48:13] Speaker C: Wait, really? [00:48:14] Speaker A: I've only seen the first two movies of Harry Potter. [00:48:19] Speaker C: Here they are. Here's the Harry Potter duo. I sent it each to you. Text Hermione, Harry and Ron. Those are who are playing it now. [00:48:35] Speaker A: There better be good sex scenes at. [00:48:37] Speaker C: Least and there's gonna be, there's gonna be another movie because of the play the First Child after the Harry Potter series about his son or whatever that comes out. I think next year. [00:48:58] Speaker A: Let's see. [00:49:03] Speaker C: It'S the Cursed Child or whatever. [00:49:05] Speaker A: Yeah. No, like I have no idea like who I, I don't even know who's dating who like in like the movies or anything like that. Like I, I, I am completely out of the loop. I don't know anything like Harry Potter. It's like Twilight. I haven't like seen the like the latest Twilight movies either. [00:49:33] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean you wouldn't be into stuff like that. [00:49:36] Speaker A: Nope, I'm not. Like I've already seen, you know, Star Wars. I guess it's Harry Potter with you know, like same story and all that. But let's get into Am I the to like wrap up the episode? Am I the by muted revolution561 would I be the for telling my African American friend that she can't gatekeep my culture so I female 26 of Asian descent. I won't specify which just for a little privacy have a very diverse group of friends. Some white a lot not we all hang out and honestly have a few issues apart from the usual ones that my friends have occasionally the problem arose the other day where a video circulated of one of my white male friends have taken some time off work and traveling through different parts of Asia. He visited parts of my home country and while they're dressed as some of our cultural clothing while attending some of the events now, the clothes are very comfortable and suitable for the climate and he has continued to wear them on his journey. For context. My culture gets very excited when people, you know mochi want to wear and use our clothing. It makes us feel appreciated, seen and celebrated. Not only would he have the full blessing of anyone he met while in the country, he'd also have the approval of every person on the community here. The only people that had an issue or some of my African American friends, they were outraged on my behalf and left some very insulting comments on this video. In our friends chat while I clarified my culture's views on the my personal ones, most of them calm down and apologize. However, one girl you know won't stop. She calls him a colonizer full of white privilege and keeps assuming that she has the right to tell him that she can't wear the items despite any comments otherwise. Would I be the asshole for telling her bluntly? That drops the subject and that I found her outrage comment Mochi I'm Almost done. Okay. Would I be the for telling her to bluntly drop the subject and tell her I found outrage and hatred more offensive than my male friend wearing the clothes. So tl. [00:52:12] Speaker C: Jesus Christ. People need to get over themselves. [00:52:15] Speaker B: They really do, you know. [00:52:17] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Being offended on someone else's behalf is a dumb thing. Like. [00:52:25] Speaker C: And quite honestly, like, cultural appropriation, whether it's done respectfully or not, like, that's how people truly mingle. So, like, we should encourage it respectfully. [00:52:40] Speaker A: Well, like, there's that dude that like, you know, went to, like, you know, different areas, you know, wearing like, the cultures, like, you know, outfit, like kind of like as a costume, you know, like wearing maracas and sombrero and you know, like a poncho and like, hey, does this like, offend you to, like, the Mexicans and like, no, you look nice and like, you like, wore like a, you know, you know, Asian garb to, like, you know, the Asian areas. And like, hey, does this offend you? And it's like, you know, don't, you know, get offended on somebody else that has the ability to speak up for themselves. But there is an update. First, thank you for all the replies and support is most appreciated. [00:53:23] Speaker B: Oh, that one's big. [00:53:25] Speaker A: That one was a big one. For those of you to using it as an excuse to air aggressive views towards her ethnicity. I'm sorry, but that's not the purpose of this post. And so I'm looking for now for the update. I met her in person last night and we sat and talked about the situation and my cultural views. She did promise to stop her comments, but I thought she was being extremely naive about my attitude and our mutual friend. Overall, it wasn't a very productive conversation. And she brushed off the concept of my country, encouraged the sharing of our cultures that said that white people were unrealistic. I mentioned that we had our own versions of appropriations issues and the aggression from many cultures that I also brushed aside that had no bearing. I'm not sure if it'll continue my friendship. It does seem as more of a deep seated hatred. Yeah, I mean, like, there are people that have deep seated hatred for colonizers, white people, whatever. And I, I, I kind of understand, but it's like, knock it off. You know, if they're doing it disrespectfully, if they're, you know, pulling off like that one YouTuber that went to Japan and was just being a disrespectful, forget his name, like Logan Paul or something like that. But yeah, he like went to Japan, you know, being an. And everyone was being nice to him, you know, regardless. And it's like at, at that point you can make dude, knock it off because you know, those people are too nice. There's a distinction that people forget. Appropriation is more of a misuse of other people's cultures. Appreciation is pro. Applying proper considerations and respect. Yeah, everyone's saying not. Yep. The government in Korea encourages people to wear hanbok. So. [00:55:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean even in Japan, Korea, even freaking Chinese. [00:55:44] Speaker A: I mean like, if you go to like Turkey there, there's some places that are like require women to wear like, you know, head coverings. Like, yeah, if you go in like mosques and stuff, it's like wear a head covering or you're not coming in here. And you know, here's some, you know, booties for your boots. You know, that way you don't have to take off your shoes. But we don't want you trekking dirt and grime throughout our holy space. And I can appreciate that it was. Now for relationship advice. This one is a weird one. Like very weird. Odd throwaway post. Like, this is a throwaway. But am I, 27 female, overreacting to my boyfriend's 26 male mom, 50 female, unhinged sexual comments? [00:56:39] Speaker B: Oh no. [00:56:40] Speaker A: Yeah, this. It gets bad. Like, I know it's. [00:56:43] Speaker B: I know it's going to get bad. [00:56:44] Speaker A: I, 27 male, have been with my boyfriend, 26 male, for two years. Our families are very close. Both of our moms get along and pretty much have become best friends once we started dating. I adore his mom, 50 male too. We have had a genuine friendship since her and our. Her son and I got together. Let me just say my boyfriend and his mom are pretty close and they have a great relationship. But since we started dating, she seems jealous of our relationship. She started to. She started copying me. My boyfriend bought me a beanie from our local company and suddenly she needed to have the same beanie. We went bikini shopping and she bought the exact same bikini. [00:57:29] Speaker B: Oh no. [00:57:30] Speaker A: I. My boyfriend and I, you know, my boyfriend bought me a camping ice chest so she went out and bought herself the exact same one for herself. Now she's looking at buying the exact same car that I bought for myself six months ago. For reference, I bought myself a 4x4 off roading SUV with full towing capabilities because you know, I go camping and ride dirt bikes quite a bit. She does not do any of that nor have a single use for any of that 4x4 type of car. Aside from copying, she makes Very weird, inappropriate jokes. I said, I want some breakfast. She responds, don't you get enough sausage from my son? [00:58:16] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:58:17] Speaker A: I said, I'm tired. And she said, maybe don't say maybe. Don't stay up late having so much sex. She has literally said that. One time she made a comment about my boyfriend has big hands. And you know what that means, right, mama? Don't raise no shrimpies. We are on a road trip once and she had to pull over for a pee break. My boyfriend got out and peed right on the side of the road, chokingly. I stood behind him and peeked over to watch, you know, his business. His mom came over to do the same. Oh, no. [00:58:50] Speaker B: Okay, A, what the fuck is she doing? And B, what the fuck? [00:58:55] Speaker A: She says she does this so weird in front of my boyfriend, her son, and that she'll snap by saying when I tell her she's being weird. She only ever laughs it off. But when she came over to see his business, I immediately shrugged off and elbowed her and snapped back at her to knock her off. She just doesn't take it seriously. I wanted the entire future with my boyfriend, kids, house, land, all of it. So she's cutting off. So cutting her off or giving my boyfriend the ultimatum doesn't seem feasible. Is this an overreaction? Do I have to let the whiz weirdness fizzle out or ignore it in the meantime? [00:59:37] Speaker B: Wait, so that the mom force herself in on the road trip? [00:59:42] Speaker A: Well, doesn't say. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Okay, if you pulled off the side of the road and went out to take a piss, I would not fucking come over and watch. What the fuck is wrong with that? [00:59:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it just said we were on a road trip once and we had to pull over and take a pee break. [01:00:01] Speaker B: I know. It almost sounds like she invited herself on the road trip to me. [01:00:08] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, the. The mom, like, the only thing I can, you know, give her, you know, is maybe she doesn't want to, like, lose her, like, baby her son, you know, someone that's, like, been there like, the entire time. And maybe she, like, you know, lost her husband in a divorce or death or something. [01:00:29] Speaker B: And, you know, this is that sick, like, weird. Like, like possessiveness. Yeah. But where it gets, like, sexual. [01:00:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:39] Speaker B: And, like, incestual. [01:00:45] Speaker A: Let's see what the comments say. Yeah. Yeah. [01:00:48] Speaker B: That dude needs therapy and he needs to get away from her. [01:00:52] Speaker A: You. You need, like, that mom needs therapy. You need to sit down and have, like, a serious conversation with her, you know, and, you know, really, like, throw the ultimatum down at her rather than, you know, her son. Just like, you need to like back off, you know, like, you know, have the conversation maybe with your mom, her mom, or you know, the, you know, future mother in law or whatever, and just have like a, you know, big family meeting and just, you know, like, hey, this is what the is going on. You need to, you know, chill the out. You need to get some new like hobbies. [01:01:29] Speaker C: Yeah, they feel really always so weird. [01:01:33] Speaker A: Yeah, a bunch of people are saying opie. [01:01:35] Speaker C: So enmissed. [01:01:37] Speaker A: Yeah, people are saying relationship Opie. Or not overreacting. Nah, if this is what op is saying, it is much worse. In all likelihood, it is much worse. This is emotional incest. She sees her son as a place holder for a partner, blah, blah, blah, and he sees you as a competition for his affection. This behavior will only escalate with either each further step you take in your relationship. Getting married to a wear white, having a baby, she'll insert herself as a mother, your child. You need to talk to your boyfriend and ask him to set boundaries. She needs therapy. Yeah, people like, ew, Ew, ew. Yeah, Yeah, I think you forgot a bunch of ewes. I mean, yeah, go. Go have a conversation with her. You know, sometimes people don't realize like what's going on until, you know, they get like a real like, you know, serious outsides perspective. And it's like, oh, I am doing that. I'm sorry. And you know, may maybe, you know, the situation can get resolved that way. If it cannot, well, you know, you're gonna have to like, you know, pull out the nuclear arms and. [01:02:56] Speaker C: Yeah, just watch the weird like TLC reality TV shows about mommy boys. [01:03:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. [01:03:04] Speaker B: That show is so. Ugh, it's so good. I'm so sorry, but I fucking love that show. [01:03:12] Speaker A: Is that a show? [01:03:13] Speaker B: It's such a show. Oh my God. It is hands down the most cringiest show I can stomach to watch. [01:03:21] Speaker A: I cannot do that. [01:03:22] Speaker B: Oh my God. Okay, you think Thousand Pound Sisters is cringy? Uh, nah, it's hilarious. I love that show. [01:03:33] Speaker C: It's like so weird. [01:03:35] Speaker B: It's so gross. Humanity is gross, but oh my God, I feel like the. The duck Christmas is carnage. [01:03:45] Speaker A: But that is it. [01:03:46] Speaker C: I just remember the black people, the, the black mom and the black son and how she like goes with him to the dentist and holds his hands. [01:03:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:57] Speaker C: So weird. Oh my God. And the girlfriend's there and the mother in law, the is talking about, about her in the room when she can hear. [01:04:09] Speaker B: Yep. [01:04:10] Speaker C: So the mother in law is doing it on purpose. They're so annoying. Weird people are so that's why people need to like not like put their whole identity into being like a mother, father and you need to have a life like they could be part of your life but like not your whole life. [01:04:35] Speaker B: Nope. [01:04:39] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah that, that, that's wild. We're going to go ahead and end the episode there. Sorry. Sorry for ending that. Jesus Christ. But we will be back you know next week with hopefully next week with some more crazy. You know we'll see what happens. But yeah, we'll be on vacation, we'll be in California and Saturday, the day we normally record is big old wedding day. So we'll see. We might have to like you know, change the recording day or something like that but we'll figure that out. Until then, bye say bye. [01:05:25] Speaker B: No one say bye.