Disappointment

[00:00:00] All right, boys and girls, prepare to be disappointed because I got nothing this week. I'm taking a little a weekend off, if you will. Like, we were originally gonna talk about how there's a cruise line that is offering a four year skip ahead thing for people that were upset about the presidency. [00:00:26] Make fun of all these people that are complaining that Trump is ruining everything even though he is not in charge of anything. [00:00:36] Hello, Mochi. This is my cat. Say hello. Meow. [00:00:42] There you go. [00:00:44] So, yeah, prepare. You know, this week you can just feel disappointed. You can know what it's like to be a disappointed boss or a father or mother or something like that. Be like, oh, my kid didn't do what they're supposed to do. [00:00:59] Yeah. Other than that, I got, you know, nothing for you. [00:01:05] You know, just talk about how, like, you can sit in one spot and still get stinky like that. That's like the thing that sucks about humans. Like, you can sit, you know, in a gaming chair for like three hours and then your fucking pits start stinking. And it's like, God damn it, now I need to take a shower because I sat too hard. [00:01:31] Or how everyone, you know, is the exact same. Every human is exactly the same in the terms of, you know, every older person thinks that they're cooler and better than every younger person. You know, the older kids at the playground were like, oh, those fucking second graders. And now it's all the, you know, gen X's and, you know, millennials thinking they're better than the 19 year olds. [00:01:59] Like, I don't understand any of the memes today. And it sucks. I hate it. [00:02:04] Like, right now I'm looking at, you know, 30 year old ads like, oh, do you need help getting out of bed? I do. [00:02:13] And just the fact that people will, you know, you know, grab onto something and be mad about it, like, oh, I'm so mad about George Bush or Al Gore global warming. And then they're, like, done being mad about it. [00:02:31] Everyone was, you know, like, now everyone's upset about, like, Jake Paul, and it's like, no one's gonna care about Jake Paul in five years. I guarantee it. [00:02:42] You know, and his Mike Tyson fight that I could see from a mile away that Mike Tyson was going to lose. It was for money. Y'all are dumb. [00:02:55] And, you know, now. [00:03:00] And, like, also, like, the Titan submarine, the one that exploded underwater or whatever, or imploded, if you want to be technical about it, you know, everyone was like, oh, my gosh, what an evil, awful company. And now no one cares no one cares that Stormy Daniel fucked Donald Trump. No one cares that Monica Lewinsky sucked a fucking president's dick. No one cares about any of the old shit, you know, because no one has the fucking brain power or space to fucking hold on to old anger like that. They'll be angry about, you know, be like, I don't make enough money. [00:03:41] And it's like, get a better job. Do something with your life. I don't like the fact that, you know, this restaurant is charging me more. Make more money, then it'll cost the same, you know? Inflammation. No, when money goes up, God damn, I can't even think the word. It's. [00:04:08] I'm just gonna call inflammation of the monies. [00:04:11] Yeah, I'm dumb. Like. Like, I'm not the one you should come to asking for advice ever. [00:04:18] But I do have friends that come and ask me for advice, and I'm like, you. I'm not a therapist, okay? So I. I can't help you. [00:04:28] But, yes, I. I got very little for you this week, and I. I'm working on something in the background to try and get an old host of one of my old shows on an episode. [00:04:45] And I. I'm sure that will be a great time. He should be. We should be around next Thursday. [00:04:54] We are working on one of my old cars that got shot up, fixing it up, and I'm going to sell it to them and we'll see what happens with that. If. If everything works and we have a little bit extra time, then, you know, I'll bring them into the studio and we'll record something. It'll be a whole lot funnier than what we normally do. And I'll save up all my jokes and all my thoughts and it'll be a good time. [00:05:25] Other than that, yeah, you know, sucks to suck and, you know, get ready for Thanksgiving with your family. Get ready to fly across the country to enjoy a dinner, you know, with people that you. You might see like once or twice every other year. [00:05:51] I. I try and be better, but I'm not. [00:05:55] But, yeah, so that. That's it. I'm Alex. The truck. Follow me. I don't care or don't. [00:06:05] I'm a busy boy. [00:06:08] So, you know, having a job kind of sucks in that regard. I don't have time to record or post or do any of that dumb. [00:06:17] I have to make money to survive. [00:06:21] Welcome to capitalist America. Sucks. Bye.