Back to Strippers

[00:00:02] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. We are back. You know, I'm done mostly with crying and we're back on the, the normal train of all the. I'm your host, Alex. The truck. We got my wife, not the truck. And then we got Courtney from. Yeah, from Cross, you know, far from the heathen lands. [00:00:29] Speaker B: California. You can say it. [00:00:31] Speaker A: The Badlands. [00:00:33] Speaker C: Kool Aid. [00:00:35] Speaker A: No, it's not Kool Aid. I, I. Hi, mama. We can never move back to California. I'm illegal. Yeah, I'm illegal out there. [00:00:47] Speaker B: No, you're not. [00:00:50] Speaker A: Oh, you, you do meows for her and not for me? I mean, I'd have to get rid of a lot of stuff if I was to ever move back to California. [00:01:04] Speaker B: You really get rid of it. [00:01:06] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know, you know, where to put my dignity, but, yeah, I can probably get rid of it. [00:01:12] Speaker C: You're what? [00:01:12] Speaker A: My dignity? [00:01:14] Speaker C: Oh. [00:01:16] Speaker A: My self respect. [00:01:20] Speaker B: Wouldn't you be able to do it. [00:01:21] Speaker A: Though, to move to California? No, I, I hate California. [00:01:26] Speaker B: No, I mean, like, wouldn't you be able to just get, like, how, how hard is it really to get, like a permit or something? License. [00:01:35] Speaker A: A gun license here for all my guns. Impossible. They're banned in California. 100% banned. [00:01:44] Speaker C: Really? [00:01:44] Speaker A: Over half my guns are completely illegal in California. All my suppressors are completely illegal in California. You know, my magazines are illegal in California. [00:01:58] Speaker C: What about my cowboy gun? [00:02:03] Speaker A: That's iffy. [00:02:04] Speaker C: Actually, I got a cowboy gun. Courtney. [00:02:07] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:02:08] Speaker C: Yes. [00:02:09] Speaker B: I want to see it. Oh, my gosh. I want to see this. [00:02:13] Speaker C: I'll take a picture of it. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Take a picture of it. It's in the drawer. It's a lever action. 22. Henry Golden Boy. It's a good gun, that's all. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Okay. What is it called? [00:02:28] Speaker A: It's called a Henry Golden Boy lever action point two. [00:02:34] Speaker B: Oh, God. I really need a. Oh, God. [00:02:41] Speaker A: Just look up Golden Boy 22. That's all you're gonna. [00:02:44] Speaker B: Yeah, it came up, but something else almost came up. Auto images. [00:02:52] Speaker A: Oh, wow. [00:02:55] Speaker B: It's like a rifle. [00:02:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:57] Speaker B: I thought it would be like more like a pistol or like. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I mean, I have plenty of those. [00:03:05] Speaker C: It's the only gun shape I want to fire. [00:03:08] Speaker B: Really? [00:03:09] Speaker C: Yes. [00:03:10] Speaker A: She doesn't like pistols. [00:03:11] Speaker C: Nope. [00:03:12] Speaker A: I mean, I have a.22 pistol right there. [00:03:15] Speaker B: I don't, I don't. I. My shoulder always hurt when I shot Gary's gun. [00:03:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, no, like, mine all have, like, proper recoil control and stuff like that. Like, I don't have anything that's like, holy, that's going to, you know, leave a mark and all my, you know, big. [00:03:36] Speaker B: I'm a wimp. [00:03:37] Speaker A: Oh, it doesn't matter. I mean like, like I can hold, you know, most my guns out and not, you know, need to use my shoulder at all. Also, I have plenty of.22s, and those don't have any recoil at all. [00:03:56] Speaker C: Wow. [00:03:57] Speaker B: There's a shooting, you guys. [00:03:59] Speaker A: There's a what? [00:04:01] Speaker B: There's a shooting range near me. [00:04:04] Speaker A: Well, yeah, like they, they have to allow people to go shooting. Yeah, we, we have like a million. We have six, like just in town limits and then, you know, more further out and then BLM land. If you don't want to pay, you know, you can go to like turkey traps. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Do you need like a license just to go there? [00:04:37] Speaker A: No, I've been to most the gun ranges out here. You just show up, huh? Like, like my local range. I just walk right in and they're like, hey, Alex. And I'm like, hey, what's up? And they're like, all right, so I'm gonna let you in here in a second because like the gun ranges are all, you know, like locked down. But yeah, no, they know who I am. Like they don't even have to check my ammo, Nothing. But like if you're new, if you're like someone that they've never seen, they'll be like, what are you shooting? What ammo are you shooting? You know, and they want to know the entire thing. But yeah, no, you don't need no permits, nothing like that. It's all like very nice for the time being until I'm sure, you know, Colorado goes full California wonder CCW Concealed carry permit. [00:05:51] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:05:54] Speaker A: So if you want to, you know, conceal a gun while walking around. So yeah, you can go get your permit for that. I'm sure it's a nightmare in California. Like I wouldn't even bother. [00:06:10] Speaker B: Says permit holders are eligible. Eligible to apply for multi state permit. That covers 33 states. First timer, two consecutive Sunday classes for eight hours each for 325. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Jesus. 325? [00:06:32] Speaker B: Yeah. And then you're supposed to bring good belt and O W B or IWB. [00:06:41] Speaker A: Outside the waistband or inside the waistband holster. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Okay. 18 rounds per weapon for qualification and an additional 100 rounds for primary gun clothes, toed shoes, pen pad, like jacket, 9 to 5 wheel of break and leave for an hour for lunch and then one for renewal. One Sunday class for eight hours. [00:07:07] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. I remember the days when it was like a three hour class and just Go shoot, you know, like ten rounds at a target that's like five yards away. [00:07:17] Speaker B: Wow. [00:07:18] Speaker A: I'm like, oh, yeah, no, that's easy. Like, I shoot at 26 yards, but. [00:07:25] Speaker B: My stomach. But yeah, I mean, it's $20 an hour to reserve a lane. I think you have to buy ammo. [00:07:38] Speaker A: Damn. Well, if you have your own ammo. [00:07:40] Speaker B: Or you can bring your own. Yeah. [00:07:47] Speaker A: And I. I get unlimited lane usage. I. I can do it all day, every day from open to close. I pay like, 300 a year, and I need to go out and renew it again, but, you know, other than that. Yeah, I can just go have myself a grand old time. And it's an indoor range, so during the winter time, it doesn't suck. And I can just, you know, put on my paper and, you know, shoot it out to however far I want it to go. So. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna find time to go, especially because I really wanted to go to freaking a pumpkin patch this year, and I wasn't able to. [00:08:41] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, we were going to. And. [00:08:46] Speaker B: I meant to go last year, too, but unfortunately I wasn't able to. [00:08:52] Speaker A: I mean, we'll go next year for sure, but yeah, I mean, this year just got all thrown right out of whack, and I'm like, okay, well, that's not happening. But, yeah. All right, let's get. Oh, yeah. Like, I. I wrote down on my notepad over here, the girl with the ball. [00:09:24] Speaker B: The what? [00:09:24] Speaker A: The girl with the ball. [00:09:26] Speaker C: The girl with the ball. [00:09:27] Speaker A: The. The girl. Babe, do you not remember the girl with the ball? [00:09:31] Speaker C: Oh, the girl with the ball. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, I cannot describe. [00:09:38] Speaker B: We need to say it. Tell it. [00:09:40] Speaker A: Okay, so we. We were heading out. I don't even remember where we were going to. [00:09:49] Speaker C: I don't remember where we were going to either. [00:09:53] Speaker A: But we. We were, like. We were driving somewhere, and we. We were, like, just, you know, just driving, like, pretty much down, like, the street that we live on. And we. We see, like, this girl running, just booking it, you know, and just holding her tits, you know, running, just like. [00:10:14] Speaker C: Like, that's a hardcore run when you got to hold the girls. [00:10:18] Speaker A: And then we see in front of her, like, about 10ft in front of her, there is a giant, like, exercise ball. Like, you know, just a giant, like, one of the ones you see. It's like the gym, and it's. The wind is ripping and it's fucking pulling this goddamn ball, and she is, you know, just matching the speed of this fucking ball, and it's like, it's not going, you know, slow. Like it was to where she needed to run. And it gets to the intersection, and I see it in her eyes that she's not gonna make it. And she gives up. And this giant fucking medicine ball just rolls right into the fucking intersection and. [00:11:09] Speaker C: No one hits it. It just went like one of those things where people practice to drive around each other perfectly. It did that. [00:11:17] Speaker A: And I just see her, like, just turn around and like, that's the universe's ball. Now. [00:11:23] Speaker C: It is. [00:11:25] Speaker A: Like, I. I thought because we were in front of her, and I thought about, like, just jumping out and go. Going and saving our ball. [00:11:32] Speaker C: But I'm like, you wouldn't have caught it either. [00:11:34] Speaker A: I would have caught it. [00:11:34] Speaker C: No, you wouldn't. [00:11:35] Speaker A: 100% caught it. Now I wish I could go back in time just to show you I could have caught that ball. [00:11:43] Speaker C: You couldn't have. [00:11:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:45] Speaker C: And you will not convince. [00:11:46] Speaker B: Probably go to the gym first. [00:11:49] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:11:49] Speaker A: Oh, no. Like, we were like, you know, probably like 50 yards in front of her. And, like, we were watching it. Like, I was, like, looking back and watching her, you know, chase this ball. So I had plenty of time to get out of the car and just step in front of the ball. It was like, right there. It was like, oh, yeah. Boom. So. But it. It, like, just tickled me. It was like the first time I laughed in, like, a while. My God, that felt good. [00:12:18] Speaker C: It was funny. [00:12:21] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:12:28] Speaker A: But now time for the first story. We got, like, a couple stories and a bunch of Am I the. And some advice. So we're just going to go like that. So this story, A man goes viral for selling ads on his tuxedo to help pay for the wedding. What would you say about that, babe? If I just put ads? [00:12:52] Speaker C: Okay, you would have. The ads would have to run by me, and there would only be so many. [00:13:00] Speaker A: This guy has, like, you know, 15 ads on his tuxedo. [00:13:04] Speaker B: Like, it would have to be like, where's the picture? [00:13:07] Speaker A: Here, I'll send you the. [00:13:10] Speaker C: I thought we were screen sharing with her. [00:13:12] Speaker A: Oh, here, I can screen share there. [00:13:21] Speaker C: Like, it could only be down the arms. I wouldn't want anything in the front or the back. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, oh, my God. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Now does she have something on her. [00:13:31] Speaker A: Veal just like her name or something? [00:13:35] Speaker C: Yeah, it's just their initials and hearts. [00:13:38] Speaker B: Okay. [00:13:39] Speaker C: Like the last name, like, stitched on. [00:13:41] Speaker A: Yeah, she doesn't have any ads. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Yeah, I would never wear it. I would never wear decorated veil. [00:13:46] Speaker A: But, like, if If I was to do, like. And, like, you just, like, walk down the aisle and you just see me in a tuxedo just full of ads. [00:13:56] Speaker C: Have to be down the arms only. [00:13:58] Speaker A: No, it'd be all, like, this, like. [00:14:01] Speaker B: Nope. [00:14:01] Speaker C: Would you even run the ads by me? [00:14:03] Speaker A: No. Like, like, what if it was, like, inappropriate ads? What if it was, like, you know, tender and, like, all the other. [00:14:15] Speaker C: Okay, you can't do dating apps at our wedding ceremony. [00:14:19] Speaker A: I can't advertise dating apps? [00:14:21] Speaker C: No, you cannot. [00:14:23] Speaker A: What about, like, strip clubs? [00:14:24] Speaker C: That's fine. [00:14:25] Speaker A: Like, just advertising, like, you know, come to this. [00:14:29] Speaker B: I highly doubt that he would do that with strip clubs when his mother is in attendance. [00:14:35] Speaker A: Who, me? [00:14:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:37] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, I. 100% would. [00:14:39] Speaker C: His mom would be 100% here for it, too. [00:14:42] Speaker A: I, I, I, I would. 100%. [00:14:45] Speaker C: No, Courtney. Alex is an exact replica of his mother. [00:14:50] Speaker A: Like, I would do it just to make her uncomfortable. I would, you know, I would contact, like, this, the strip club where she lives centerfolds and be like, hey, do you want. [00:15:05] Speaker C: That's a strip club. [00:15:06] Speaker A: That's a strip club. Oh, yeah, that one, like, that's on the highway. Yeah, that's a strip club. [00:15:14] Speaker C: Have you ever been to it? [00:15:15] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:15:16] Speaker C: Was it a good strip club? [00:15:17] Speaker A: It's all right. Doesn't have any food. [00:15:20] Speaker C: They offer food at strip clubs? [00:15:22] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. They have buffets at strip clubs. [00:15:29] Speaker C: I mean, like, can I go to a strip club? [00:15:31] Speaker A: You can. It's a bunch of naked women. You. You probably get a lot of attention. [00:15:40] Speaker C: Would there be crab? [00:15:42] Speaker A: I don't. I don't think. I don't even know if there's strip clubs here. Strip club Colorado Spring. [00:15:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. There's like, two different versions. There's, like, a topless bar, and then there's strip club, like, right. It's quite honestly, really near you guys, actually. Yeah, it's pretty funny. [00:16:05] Speaker C: Cassie made money while she was here, babe. [00:16:08] Speaker A: I thought she just, like, sucked off old men's dicks or something. [00:16:11] Speaker C: Oh, she did that. She did that, too, but that was, like a side. [00:16:13] Speaker B: It's, like, right by, like, right above the. Let me see. Strip club. There it is. Deja Vu. It's, like, right down the street from you guys. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Oh, that's crazy. [00:16:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it's over by Sam's club. [00:16:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:44] Speaker B: There'S. There's another one. I forget what it's called. [00:16:48] Speaker A: Yeah, there's. There's a pawn shop over there. And then there's the Pull and Pay over there. That's where I know that area from. I didn't even know there was a strip club over there. [00:16:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:59] Speaker A: Oh it. Yeah, it. [00:17:02] Speaker B: Okay, so there's also the famous TNT show club. I think they only go topless. [00:17:10] Speaker A: I. I love this like, so I like. I clicked on deja vu and question. Am I the only one here thinks that these girls should shower before they dance or give you a lap dance? Some of them have week old funk. [00:17:27] Speaker B: Oh my God. Oh my God. That is so funny. [00:17:33] Speaker A: Someone says go somewhere else then. Yeah, somebody else said, he's absolutely right because I made a deal with one of the girls there to hang out. She asked me to pay her bills if, you know, if you ask her to leave early and she's got bills, which was like $200. So I did that. And then later on she told me to wait for her in the parking lot for 20 minutes. But after 20 minutes she never showed up. So I just decided to leave. How much does it cost to get in? And it says visit the website or call the club for more info. [00:18:14] Speaker C: Well, yeah. How much information are they gonna post up front first? Strip club. [00:18:22] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:18:23] Speaker A: Where's the house fee for dancers? Jesus. They have to pay to dance. I do not go to enough fucking strip. Do they have a salad bar? Yes. With lots of dressings to choose from. It better be the only dressing in that bar. Wasn't the old headline hundreds of beautiful girls and three ugly ones? No one answered that. Is there a dress code? Not for guests. [00:19:01] Speaker B: 3.6 reviews for fam. Fabulous TNT's one. What's 3.7 for deja vu too? Oh, they're 1.1 higher. [00:19:15] Speaker A: Yeah. What are the house rules? No kissing. Ask the girls what you can touch. [00:19:22] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:19:29] Speaker A: How old you gotta be to get in? [00:19:33] Speaker B: Are people stupid? [00:19:35] Speaker C: People are stupid. [00:19:36] Speaker A: How can I contact you? You can contact us via phone or stop by in person. What are the best girls? What are their names? Jesus Christ. Like these fucking people, you know. What are the house rules? [00:19:53] Speaker B: What are the usual Butthole event. [00:19:56] Speaker A: What? [00:19:57] Speaker C: What? [00:19:58] Speaker B: Deja vu. So girls in the reviews. Amazing time at the butthole event. I didn't know that you guys did anything like this. I had so much fun. Blah, blah, blah. We host a variety of events. They responded. Oh my God. Let's see. Do they have like a website? [00:20:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean they do. The best gentleman's club in Colorado Springs. Fabulous TNT's show club. [00:20:28] Speaker C: Wait, are all gentleman's clubs strip clubs? [00:20:31] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what it means. [00:20:33] Speaker C: Oh. [00:20:36] Speaker A: The dynamite room. Full nude private dances. Free cover charge. [00:20:46] Speaker C: There's no sex in the champagne room. [00:20:48] Speaker A: No, there never is. Let's see what the dynamite room is. [00:20:55] Speaker B: No, there's probably is. My sister said that some girls, like, were really shady. [00:21:01] Speaker C: Oh, of course. [00:21:04] Speaker A: I mean, you know, some. Shady is not the word. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Recover cards. Military discount. [00:21:15] Speaker A: It is, you know, if you have an opportunity. Like if I was a chick and like some dude's like, hey, I'll pay you $5,000 to suck my dick right now. I'm like, done. Absolutely. Like, I'm like, of course. Daily drink specials. What do you got? Tuesday draft beer specials. Oh, they actually have a full ass bar. No, covered. [00:21:44] Speaker B: That's why they only. That's why they only have the full nudity in that room because of probably certain licensing that they have to have. That's why it's populous. Only in the general area. [00:21:56] Speaker A: Saturday night, couples night. No cover charge for couples. Industry night. All bar, restaurant and hotel workers. No coverage. How do you even, like, check? [00:22:11] Speaker B: What about Buddies? I haven't heard of that one. Club Buddies says it's adult entertainment. Okay, now I know why I didn't know. Because Cassandra wouldn't have been able to work there. It's for dudes. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Just a gay, gay bar out here. [00:22:36] Speaker B: Oh, my God. They have glory hole Boost. [00:22:42] Speaker A: What? [00:22:43] Speaker C: Oh, where? [00:22:45] Speaker B: Yeah, at Club Buddies. [00:22:48] Speaker A: Oh, of course. [00:22:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah says. Oh, come on. I hate when. Okay, good. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Where is Buddies? I don't even see it. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Smoking room. Oh, yeah, it's on Buddy's private club. It's over by Copperhead Road Barn nightclub. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Okay. [00:23:08] Speaker B: And club vip. [00:23:10] Speaker A: I found it. [00:23:14] Speaker B: There's like another place, like, there's another place that, like, I think is really sketchy. [00:23:22] Speaker A: An active membership is required to enter Club buddies. So it's $10 a month, you know, or $50 for the year. A communion event. General entry. Like, I, I, I, you know. Oh, it's a sex party. Okay. [00:23:50] Speaker C: What else would it be? [00:23:53] Speaker A: I wouldn't like, thought it was gonna be like some mukbang thing. Events. Let's see. What, like what events? This place. Like, I've never even seen this place. Every, every second and fourth Saturday of the month. Communion. Like, do, do they actually get international people or do they just have, like, regular dudes from Colorado Springs just putting on an accent? Hello, I am from another country. Ba ba ba, ba ba. [00:24:30] Speaker C: I hope not. Oh, actually, you know what? I changed my mind. I hope so. [00:24:34] Speaker A: Like, just like some dude. Like, I'm from France. It's like that. That's a terrible French accent. I am from real France. You know, let me suck your dick. FAQs. [00:24:53] Speaker C: I always love this section. [00:24:55] Speaker A: Yeah. What amenities does Buddies have? We have a full range of amenities that will keep you entertained. Locker room, showers, private room, hot tub, steam room. What the fuck is the difference between a steam room and a sauna? [00:25:10] Speaker B: There's a sling room once dry. Yeah. [00:25:15] Speaker A: I guarantee you just people are fucking in this place all the time. [00:25:18] Speaker C: Yeah, of course. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Probably dark areas. TV lounge with Netflix group play area. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Will I receive anything in the mail? You will never receive anything in the mail. We do maintain a membership email list, and we'll only email you if you indicated that you'd like to receive emails on your membership application. [00:25:40] Speaker C: Ooh, People got caught in the mail by that. [00:25:42] Speaker A: Of course. [00:25:44] Speaker C: Jesus. People are so stupid. What are you whining about? Oh, my God. Jesus. [00:25:52] Speaker A: Locker room rentals are for eight hours. After eight hours, you'll have to renew with another locker rental. [00:25:59] Speaker C: I love the locker room. That's, like, my favorite. [00:26:03] Speaker A: Yeah. So you can change. [00:26:05] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, that's it. [00:26:09] Speaker A: So you can change, shower, and that way you can, you know, wear normal clothes in, you know, and then get into, like, you know, something sexy and then go out there and. [00:26:20] Speaker C: That's nice. [00:26:21] Speaker B: Yep. [00:26:22] Speaker A: And then, you know, you have all your stuff. Because if you're wearing, like, a G string, you're not gonna have any place for your phone. [00:26:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:31] Speaker A: So you have a little, you know, locker room for eight hours, which is enough time. [00:26:36] Speaker C: I. I completely misunderstood the purposes. [00:26:39] Speaker A: Oh, they. They definitely have places for fucking in this place. Like, gay men fuck. And, like, they're. That's why they're my favorites. [00:26:52] Speaker B: So there's an adult shop down. Let me see where it is. [00:26:57] Speaker A: Of course not. [00:26:59] Speaker B: Or another one. [00:27:01] Speaker A: Romantics is a sex store. Nudity is 100% optional. All that we ask is you respect the rights of other members to be nude if they wish. Some members wear their street clothes, while others go shirtless and some do go nude. It's a matter of one's personal comfort. [00:27:20] Speaker B: Well, no, I pick. So at one of the places, Adult shops in town, I picked someone up and I felt he was so embarrassed because I had no idea what type of place that I was either dropping him off or picking him up from. And, like, he. I think he. He was so awkward. It was kind of funny. But at the same time, man. Okay. I think it's Pleasures Entertainment, that Fantasy Books Inc. Adult Toy and Video Store. I think that's the one. It is. Or maybe not. [00:28:00] Speaker A: Buddy's Private Club is a Private club and their membership is restricted to men who are homosexual or bisexual and are interested in the private club to socialize with like minded members. No women allowed. [00:28:13] Speaker C: Ah, well, of course not. Why on earth would women be allowed? That's not fair. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Of course not. [00:28:22] Speaker C: Precisely. So why should women be in there? No, it's for dudes only. That's how it should be. [00:28:33] Speaker B: Oh my gosh. [00:28:44] Speaker A: I'm a bit on the heavy side. Will I be welcome at Buddies? Absolutely. Buddies is the only kind of its club in Colorado Springs and in southern Colorado. Due to this unique fact, Buddies has members of all ages, all shapes and all levels of experience. Our members are very welcoming and respectful of everyone that joins Buddies. [00:29:07] Speaker C: Oh, that's so nice. [00:29:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:10] Speaker C: I also feel bad that he felt the need to ask. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Oh no, this is just the FAQ on the website. Oh yeah, this isn't just people asking questions. Oh yeah, no, like this is, you know. Do you take credit cards? Yes, we accept all forms of card, including Android and Apple contactless pay. [00:29:32] Speaker B: Oh my. [00:29:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like dirt cheap. I'm like, how do they get money? I'm like looking at this, I'm like, either a, there's a lot of people that sign up, you know, I'm sure they have patrons. Like people that just sign. Yeah, I mean, of course. But you know, it's. It's like $50 for a year. Yeah, I'm like, that's $5 a month. And then I'm like, a locker is 20 bucks and it's like $25 for the entry fee. I don't know if you have to pay every time, but like, for just like basic entry. Oh, they have a hot tub. Glory hole boost. They have a TV lounge with Netflix. [00:30:37] Speaker C: Yeah, you already read this list off Internet computers. [00:30:44] Speaker A: Like I imagine that there's like just straight dudes that just go there, just like sit in the hot tub and just like, you know, hide from their wives. [00:30:52] Speaker C: Two bros chilling in a hot tub eight feet apart because they're not gay. [00:30:57] Speaker A: But the ones that are sitting right next to each other, they're jerking each other off. Yeah, I mean like that. Like I always thought steam rooms were just for like sucking dudes off. [00:31:07] Speaker C: Like what else it is? What else is it for? [00:31:11] Speaker A: I don't know. Just like that. That's where like you go. [00:31:14] Speaker C: That's also what I thought it was for. [00:31:16] Speaker A: Like anytime, like I went to like a gym that had like a sauna or a steam room because I thought they were the same thing. You know, if it's in the locker room. Yeah, that's where, you know, dudes are getting down and I'm just like, yeah, I'll leave them alone. I'm gonna have a good time. There's a drain in there anyway. And they can just rinse it out. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, just dudes just like, you know, new heated outdoor smoking room. Yeah, I'm sure, you know, dudes just show up and be like, yeah, I'm just going to watch Netflix. [00:32:00] Speaker C: Like you said. Maybe they're getting away from their wives. [00:32:05] Speaker A: Or getting away from their kids. [00:32:07] Speaker C: That too. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Oh my God. You guys are not like, the wife's like, hey, my husband's in there. I have no idea what you're talking about. His car's right here. I have no idea what you're talking about. None. And it's like, she comes in. It's like, there you are watching Netflix, getting ahead and in the show without me. How dare you. [00:32:35] Speaker C: The ultimate betrayal. [00:32:40] Speaker A: It's like, all right, Jose, stop sucking my dick. My wife's here. It's like, no, I'm going to make you finish while you're talking to her wife. It's like, all right. But yeah, it's good to know that we have a whole bunch of like, you know, places like this in Colorado Springs. I had no idea. [00:33:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I told you the story about me picking up that guy before. Yeah, I did. So, man. [00:33:20] Speaker A: But yeah, so back. Back to this guy that is like, has a ton of ads all up in the. Yeah, I would. [00:33:28] Speaker C: I forgot that's what we were talking about. [00:33:30] Speaker A: That's how we got on this. Because I'm like, we can put like strip club ads on it. And then it just like went off into that wild ass tangent. I would definitely put Club Buddies up on my jacket. Be like the premier one on the back. [00:33:46] Speaker C: But Club Buddies, I would be fine with Club Buddies on the back of her. I would be perfectly fine with that. [00:33:52] Speaker A: Haha. It's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, we can only pay you, like, you know, three months of membership to Club Buddies. I'm like, damn it. I'm like, you still get it. But yeah, I'd have like, inappropriate. I'd have like, Bad Dragon on there and like, just stuff that people would have to like, Google what is Bad Dragon? Oh my God. Oh my. Okay, I'm gonna make it. [00:34:26] Speaker C: There's not gonna be a bunch of QR codes. [00:34:29] Speaker A: That'd be diabolical just to have QR codes all over your jacket. [00:34:36] Speaker C: Then it could look like camo almost, if there's enough of them all together. [00:34:40] Speaker A: But now I like. But if I paid for the entire wedding using fucking, you know, advertisement like this, would you be okay with it? [00:34:48] Speaker C: It depend on the advertisement. [00:34:51] Speaker A: It'd be like all sex toys and, you know, gay men's clubs. [00:34:55] Speaker C: You can only have them down the arms. No front. Not in the front or back. [00:34:59] Speaker A: Oh, it'd be all front, back. [00:35:00] Speaker C: No, just down the arms. [00:35:01] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Why just down the arms? Down the arms is weird. [00:35:06] Speaker C: Yeah, but it won't be as in view as much. [00:35:09] Speaker A: Yeah, no, that's the point is they want them in view. [00:35:14] Speaker C: No, I won't have to look at them. I will not be looking at your arms. I'll be looking at your front majority of the day. So I won't have to see them if they're on your arms. [00:35:23] Speaker A: All right, well, just so you know, men pay for the wedding first, ask for forgiveness later, she'll forget. And then you can always, you know, have, you know, Adobe as, like, one of your sponsors and they can just, like, Photoshop out all the ads. [00:35:40] Speaker C: Oh, I do like that. I. [00:35:44] Speaker A: And all the pictures and it's like, boom. And then you can have clean pictures that you can put out to the world. [00:35:50] Speaker C: That would marginalize things. Yes. [00:35:56] Speaker A: It'S like. But you can't fucking Photoshop out Adobe. [00:36:00] Speaker C: Well, obviously not. That completely defeats the purpose of Adobe being being on there. So of course they have to leave their logo. [00:36:10] Speaker A: All right, up to next story. Pressure builds on Prince Andrew. I. I think he should just be called Andrew at this point or just drew to vacate the mansion he rents for the nominal sum of a peppercorn. So if you don't remember Prince Andrews, the dude that married that one chick, was it Meghan Markle? Like, too many people gave a about. [00:36:42] Speaker C: Yes, but continue. [00:36:44] Speaker A: Yeah. And so now he has, like, moved away and, like, lives in, like, Canada or some now. And the Royal family is disowning him. And he had relation. He had a relationship, like Jeffrey Epstein. And so, yeah, he lives in a giant, you know, mansion, and he only has to pay a pepper. A peppercorn a year. [00:37:18] Speaker C: Which is just. [00:37:20] Speaker A: Like a little, like a little ball of peppercorn. And it just, you know, goes back to the days when, you know, spices were rare. [00:37:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:28] Speaker A: And it's like, oh, yeah, that, that. And, you know, that was actually worth something. Now it's not. [00:37:35] Speaker C: And this is a big deal because. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Because he's no longer, like, a fucking prince. [00:37:41] Speaker C: Yeah. So should it not matter Anymore. [00:37:45] Speaker A: Oh, well, I'm pretty sure it's a royal fucking castle that he lives in still. [00:37:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it's ridiculous. [00:37:53] Speaker C: It is ridiculous. [00:37:55] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. [00:37:56] Speaker B: Should have let him fin for himself. [00:37:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:00] Speaker A: Like I, I just want to see like this guy working at Walmart just like after like the family cuts him off and he's like stalking his shelf. Like, holy Prince Andrew. It's just Andrew now no longer a prince. It's like, oh, you know, it's like, yeah, and Megan left me. I'm like, oh no. Like that, that would like kick dirt on that wound is like if his, you know, wife left him. Like, I think she's like, you know, she has to stay with him now forever. [00:38:37] Speaker C: Why? [00:38:39] Speaker A: Because she, she cost him everything. What she cost. Like he was a prince living in the royal palace. [00:38:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:49] Speaker A: In England. And then, you know, they got married, moved to Canada and he got kicked out of the royal family. [00:38:56] Speaker C: Okay. [00:38:58] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure. Just disinherited, you know, lost all his financial support and now only has like this house. [00:39:05] Speaker C: Okay. [00:39:06] Speaker A: I mean he might just be loaded and nothing actually matters probably. [00:39:11] Speaker C: But how would this be Megan's fault? [00:39:15] Speaker A: Because she got married to him. Women are the downfall of men. Women are the downfall of men. It's like the reverse of patriarchy. It's a pussy. Archy. I, I just, I just found this great, you know, I'm just like, yeah, yeah, we took down one of them, someone that didn't even matter. But you know, we, we got, you know, am I the relationship advice? And we'll go into this one. I, I, I, I enjoyed this one by. Okay, tell 4303. So I had a friend offer friends with benefits type situation after he found out that I was entirely inexperienced as a 22 year old female virgin. The consensus, you know, was it, oh, this is just the fucking update. God damn it. I have to like go find the original goddamn post posts. Oh, here we go. I'm a complete virgin. My friend, 23 suggested casual sex. How can I respond? So I'm a 22 year old woman and I've never had a boyfriend or even had like a romantic or even romantically held hands with a man before. So it would be a big jump just to have casual sex. Right. I had to talk with a guy friend about sexual experiences and he was shocked that I hadn't had any yet. He offered to give me experience if I wanted it. Lol. I'm really considering it and I'm not waiting for marriage or anything. I'M just honestly not looking to date anyone so it wouldn't hurt. Right. I'm just so inexperienced that I worried that it could be too much. Do I wait for someone that I actually want to date? He's been a friend for a long time and I trust him. But I'm sure it'll be awkward and stuff. Is there anything I'm not thinking of anything I should consider? [00:41:34] Speaker C: What the. [00:41:37] Speaker A: So you know, she. She was just talking to, you know, one of her homeboys and like. Yeah, I haven't or touched anybody ever. I'm 22 and. Yeah, but we do got the update. [00:41:55] Speaker C: Seriously? That gave me the ick. Really? [00:41:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I mean like what do you want to. [00:42:02] Speaker B: If you were just tired of not having and wanted to figure it out and experiment a little, you wouldn't want to do it with someone. You know. [00:42:11] Speaker C: There are absolutely no boundaries at all set up through this. [00:42:18] Speaker A: Well, we, we do got the update. So the update on this story. So I had a friend offer friends with benefits type situation. After he found out that it's entirely experience inexperienced. The consensus was it was very. That it was a very bad idea. You're all gonna yell at me. So I was initially gonna turn him down and I did. You guys low key scared me. I was starting to think everything would be ruined forever. So I told him I didn't think it was a good idea. And then I went to a party and he was there. I got kind of drunk and he took care of me. He made sure I ate something and I got home safe. He didn't make a move at all. Just a really sweet guy. It made me rethink. Some of you guys said he was taking advantage of me or manipulative and kinda. [00:43:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:13] Speaker A: But honestly, he's just incredibly nice. I decided I wanted to try things with him. Not necessarily full on sex right away though I am because I'm inexperienced. I offered the idea and he was down. He genuinely seemed flattered, but I trust him in that way. So he laid down some ground rules. We talked everything through, decided what we both wanted. Ultimately it was decided that we'd start super slow and reassess over time to make sure it was good. We did a lot of things that I hadn't done before. Full makeout sessions, heavy petting, hand stuff, etc. It was so nice. I was nervous, don't get me wrong. But he was so reassuring and sweet. It was exciting and fun. He was really good at putting me at ease and making me comfortable. He frequently checked in on me to make sure I was alright and was just a downright gentleman. About a week and a half of this, I did have this feeling closer to half of this. Did have the feeling closer to them than I was prepared to. And I felt so incredibly stupid not listening to everyone's warning. So I decided to stop it before I actually got hurt. Well, he actually wanted to stop it before I could tell him. He confessed that he started developing really real feelings for me immediately during our first time trying things out and he always found me attractive, but that his feelings are much more intense than he anticipated them being. And he said that we should stop, slow down or stop. I told him that I had flown a little close to the sun myself. He asked me out like on a real date. I hadn't been on one of those before. I said yes and now we are officially dating. It is kind of scary. Lol. But I'm very happy. I guess ultimately I could have just asked him out initially, but I'm kind of a dumbass, so. Yeah. [00:45:26] Speaker B: So essentially, see like I think it. [00:45:31] Speaker A: Worked out that, that I mean like I was not expecting that ending. [00:45:35] Speaker C: I was also not. [00:45:37] Speaker B: I, I was kind of expecting it. [00:45:41] Speaker A: I mean, you know, you, you always expect like the best Courtney. I was expecting, you know, it to go real bad real quick and I'm just like, oh, I was expecting cops to get called and just lives be r. But no, like God, you know, they, they did some stuff, you know, did a little test drive and now they're dating. Hopefully they get married and you know, everything works out great for them and they, they have the, you know, funny stories to tell later in life. You know, like I, I thought this dude was going to be creepy and. [00:46:16] Speaker C: You know, I also thought this dude was going to be creepy and I feel bad for making such a strong deception. [00:46:21] Speaker A: No, as another dude, I'm like ah, dude, you know, you, you don't you know, pull out a comfort on a girl like right away you let her say, hey, I would like your comfort please. [00:46:41] Speaker C: What's a comfort? Is that different? [00:46:43] Speaker A: A comfort is where you're like, you're like feeling sad or something and I'm like, you know, make you feel better this dick. And then I just like lay some pipe. And then you're like, ah, yeah, that does feel better. [00:46:59] Speaker C: Yeah, no, I always want that. [00:47:09] Speaker A: All right, now we got an Am I the. I've like read this one. This one was from a couple weeks ago by fries guy. 37Am I the for videotaping my wife eating all my Fries to make a point. I've seen many posts about wives slash girlfriends who insist they don't want anything when the husband slash boyfriend is getting food but then proceed to eat all his food. So I apologize if this sounds familiar. I don't eat a lot of fast food, but I do indulge when we have long drives. My wife typically packs a lot of healthy snacks for herself. Yogurts, quinoa salads and the cooler protein bars. Whatever. I like McDonald's. She claims the food is disgusting and inevitably wants a few fries and ends up eating half of them or more. Although she always denies eating so more so many. She has claimed she had a few on a trip in question. A few weeks ago, she and I and my 13 year old son Nick wife needs a bathroom so we pull over on an exit. There's a McDonald's son and I go into order. But when she's in the bathroom I asked her if she wanted anything as I always do and she said no, I will take a couple of your fries. I go to order at McDonald's the $5, although it's $6 now in a lot of place value meal which includes a McDouble, four McNuggets and a small fry and a drink. It's plenty of food for me and it'd still be plenty of food if my wife took a few or a couple fries. I like McDonald's fries, but I always like to eat them last because I don't mind if my fries are piping hot. I do however, like the other foods best when they're still warm. Okay, your fries need to be fucking hot. [00:49:10] Speaker C: Yeah, like, you know, cold fries are nasty. [00:49:13] Speaker A: You know you're a fucking heathen. [00:49:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:16] Speaker A: Side note, having read other Reddit stories on this topic, I'm sure some will say just order more fries even if she says she doesn't want anything. I've tried. I've gotten a medium for me and just a small one from the value meal for her. But the medium fries are almost $4 and with and it's over $4 with tax that's adding 60%, blah blah blah blah. You know, fucking adding more food costs more money. Yep. And so yeah, she says don't fucking get more food anyway. On this day I tell my son I want to do an experiment. I tell him after we get our food and get back to the car to take out all of his food and take my burger and give it to me and take my McNuggets and hold them in the backseat. That way the only thing left in the bag is my fries. Now, admittedly a small fries, that Mc McDonald's isn't many, but it's typically at least 20 to 30 fries. I tell him to put the bag with fries in the console between my wife and my seat and to set up his phone to take a video of the bag from the back seat, which he will record until I tell him to stop. I tell him that I am not going to put my hand in the bag at any time, that I will predict that his mom will eat all of my fries. Sure enough, we're driving along. I eat my burger, make some small talk, see my hands, my wife's hand go in the bag. Several times I asked my son for my McDuggets. I eat those. FYI, I eat sauce free because there's no mess in the car. Yeah, you're a heathen. Chit chat further. [00:51:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that. [00:51:06] Speaker A: Yeah, you have to have sauce with your nuggets, dude. Like. Like, stop, stop. You know, be like, oh, I don't need so many nugs. You're an idiot. Chitchat further while smirking to myself. And I see my wife's hand go in the bag some more. And finally I said, okay, give me your. And then she says, okay, give me your garbage, and starts putting it in the McDonald's bag. I say, what are you doing? She says, cleaning up. I say, no, I still have to eat my fries. And she says, we ate them all, honey. I'll admit I overreacted here a bit on purpose, incredulously announcing loudly, what do you mean, we ate them all? I hadn't had any. To be clear, I wasn't mad. This was the result I expected anyway. But I tried to act mad while suppressing laughter. She said, don't be silly. I only had a couple. And I repeated that I had not had a single fry and I had video evidence to prove it. She said, what do you mean? I said, I had Nick take a video from the past 20 minutes or so, and you will not see me take any fries from that bag. And if they're all gone, it's because you ate them all. She blew up on me and him, and I did not expect yelling about videotaping without consent, as if I had made a surreptitious sex tape or something egregious like that. Jesus Christ, this guy has big words. [00:52:40] Speaker C: Big unnecessary words. [00:52:42] Speaker A: You know, it should be in, you know, yelling at Nick, going along with your father's foolish pranks. I told her to understand that if she Eats more of my food than she realizes. And that's why I'd prefer just get her a separate order of fries, so that way we can both enjoy our food without resentment. She never watched the video and now believes I did in fact eat. But I think she now believes that she did eat all the fries. However, she's been ignoring me and worth treating our son badly, blowing up at him for little things that had never bothered her before. In the past two weeks, expecting an apology for videotaping her. Yeah, lady, you got caught. [00:53:28] Speaker C: It's a ritual. [00:53:31] Speaker A: A ritual? [00:53:32] Speaker B: Yes. [00:53:33] Speaker C: You always. Okay, no, it's how it works. The person asks you if you want food. You say no, and the person goes and gets food. And then you eat some of their food because secretly they also wanted food, but they're not allowed to ask for food because the ritual. That's not how the ritual works. That have to say the ritual in order in order to get the fries. [00:53:53] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:53:54] Speaker C: It's a ritual. [00:53:58] Speaker B: Unfortunately, it's just something that women have been shamed about liking good food. And we get better here. [00:54:09] Speaker A: Here's the thing. McDonald's fries are phenomenal. They have great fries. I will not deny that. [00:54:13] Speaker C: No, they have good frights. They're disgusting. But they're good friends. [00:54:17] Speaker B: Quite honestly, if I was her husband and she said I was gonna take a couple of fries, I would just order two fries and called it every time. Instead, he made this big production about, like, videotaping her and stuff like that. [00:54:32] Speaker A: Well, he. He says in the post every time he tries to get her her own fries, you know, she, like, blows up at him and it's like, no. And doesn't eat the extra fries that he gets for her. It's like, hey, I got you a small thing of fries just for yourself. [00:54:48] Speaker C: Oh, well. [00:54:50] Speaker A: And, you know, this is for you exclusively. [00:54:53] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't hear that part. Oh, then it's her fault. [00:55:00] Speaker C: This is such a weird hill to die on. Like. [00:55:10] Speaker B: Quite honestly, it's stupid. [00:55:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I think they're both. [00:55:14] Speaker B: Kind of stupid, but quite honestly, now I think he's not the like. Especially if he's tried to order her her own fries and she's just been a Amazon stuff. Sorry, I have a cuckoo clock. [00:55:29] Speaker A: I. I can't hear it. [00:55:31] Speaker B: Okay, good. [00:55:32] Speaker C: Do you still like it? [00:55:36] Speaker A: Your cuckoo clock? Do you like your cuckoo clock? Are you talking to me? [00:55:41] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to Courtney. [00:55:43] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't get an actual cuckoo clock. Like, I had to go hour by hour. And, like, create a routine for Alexa to be a cuckoo clock. [00:55:54] Speaker A: Oh, I like, I like. I imagine you have, like, a real Google clock. I'm like, I can't hear. [00:56:00] Speaker B: I want to get a real cuckoo clock, but I need to get rid of some stuff first. [00:56:07] Speaker A: I mean, they go on the wall, so if you have room on your wall, you have room for a cuckoo clock. Like, anytime I, like, think of a cuckoo clock, I always think of, like, Howl's moving castle. [00:56:20] Speaker C: Why does that make you think of a cuckoo clock? [00:56:23] Speaker A: No idea. There's not even a cuckoo clock in the movie. [00:56:26] Speaker C: I know. [00:56:27] Speaker A: I like it just, it makes me think about it. [00:56:29] Speaker C: I find that incredibly interesting. [00:56:31] Speaker A: I, I, I don't know what it is. It just something about my brain. It's like, you know, anytime I think of, like, a, you know, little cuckoo, you know, clock, just. Yeah, here's a random anime. I'm like, what, the brain? [00:56:48] Speaker C: Maybe it's the shape of the thing he travels in. [00:56:53] Speaker A: No, just I think it's like the scarecrow. Like, just like, I, I don't know, like, where my brain is connecting these threads. [00:57:05] Speaker C: But this is so cool. I love this thread. [00:57:08] Speaker A: It's a weird thread. Just like, you know, there's, like, weird things like, you know, and weird words that I cannot say. Like, like, do you have any of the, like, like, just regular words that everyone else can say but you cannot? [00:57:27] Speaker C: Okay, so Game of Thrones, the main heroine, Khaleesi, Right? So many people are naming their cats Khaleesi and the what? When I see Khaleesi is spelled K, H, A, L, I, S, S, I, E. That's backwards a little bit. But every time I see it written out, my brain says, oh, Callahassee. [00:57:50] Speaker B: Oh, my God, that's my thread. Oh, my God, that's fucking funny. [00:57:57] Speaker C: That's all my brain hears and reads and sees. [00:58:00] Speaker A: Yeah, my brain always goes like, weird spots. Like, I can't say the word. Vernable. [00:58:07] Speaker C: Venerable. [00:58:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the word. I can't say it. [00:58:10] Speaker C: I'm close, but not quite. [00:58:11] Speaker A: Like, like vernable. Like, like my brain will not put it together. Like, I'm like it. Like it used to be. It used to be specific. [00:58:32] Speaker C: That I couldn't say. [00:58:34] Speaker A: That I couldn't say. I used to, I used to say Pacific, and I'm like, okay, specific. And I have tried vernable so goddamn many times, and I cannot say it. And it bothers me. [00:58:50] Speaker C: I mean, but that's, but you said it and I understood the word. So you're not exactly. [00:58:56] Speaker A: I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. You're out here like, you know, making sure. But I'm like, yeah, I'm, you know. Vernable. It's not the word. [00:59:10] Speaker C: Neurons are so funny. I love this. [00:59:13] Speaker A: And like, if I, like, say it in the Google. Vernable. Vernable. [00:59:24] Speaker C: Okay. [00:59:24] Speaker A: Vulnerable. [00:59:25] Speaker C: There. It only took two times. Yeah, but I liked burnable. [00:59:30] Speaker A: Vernable. Like, I. I can't. I hate it. Like, I. I've heard how to say it. I. I know how other people say, and my brain will not put it together. I'm like, is there something wrong with my fucking brain? [00:59:44] Speaker C: No, your brain just does its best. [00:59:47] Speaker B: What are you trying to say? [00:59:49] Speaker A: This word, vulnerable. Here, let me. Let me screen share with you so you can see. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. Let's see this word. [01:00:03] Speaker A: This word. [01:00:07] Speaker B: Vulnerable. [01:00:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:08] Speaker A: I can't say it. [01:00:09] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Both of you say it just a little bit differently. [01:00:14] Speaker B: Vulnerable. [01:00:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Courtney says it correctly, I cannot say it. So, yeah, that's how my brain works. [01:00:23] Speaker C: Do I say it wrong? [01:00:24] Speaker A: Then say it. [01:00:26] Speaker C: Because I say. [01:00:29] Speaker A: Vernable. [01:00:29] Speaker C: Vernable. Like, I say it really slow trying to get the middle syllable. [01:00:35] Speaker A: There's an L in there. Vulnerable. [01:00:38] Speaker B: Vulnerable. [01:00:39] Speaker C: There's not a real L. You're just making the L shape with your mouth. [01:00:43] Speaker A: My brain cannot fucking put it together. I'm sorry. [01:00:46] Speaker C: No, because you're saying the letter, but you're not really saying the letter. It's hard. [01:00:51] Speaker A: Yeah. It doesn't matter, you know, I just. We'll go ahead and end on this. Am I the. You know, I had a few more, but. Oh, do it. Do I do the gym, bro? Or. You know, my wife has been working on sales for the last one. [01:01:23] Speaker C: Obviously we're doing gym, bro. [01:01:25] Speaker A: Okay, Jimbro. On advice. I, male, 21, have been good buddies with my friend, male 22, for two and a half years now. We met in college, our second year, and have been best friends ever since. A small look into my life. We go to the gym every morning at 5am and hang out after class every day. We are both business majors and graduating this year. Every night at 9pm we do the StairMaster for 45 minutes and then we watch Netflix on my phone in the parking lot before we drive back to our dorms. I think we've finished four different shows now and we're about to finish up. New girl. He's a really chill guy and him and I'm a happy bro that is there to hang out all the time. We are the kind of people, when a mutual friend sees one of us alone, they'll go, hey, where's Blank? We even go to the movies together on Discount Fridays after we get our cat Cardio on the Stairmasters. We literally do everything together, from studying, meal prepping, hiking, drinking, traveling, watching movies. I think it'd be actually pretty sad if my bro ever got into a relationship because I'd feel like I'd lose my best friend. He said the same thing to me before. We've got plans to share an apartment downtown because we both, when we both graduate and get jobs after college. The reason I'm posting this is because one of my girlfriends asked me recently if we were actually together. She had assumed for a long time. This took me by surprises. You can guess. I'm really feeling confused. I need advice on how to proceed because now it feels awkward. Am I gay or something? Is this weird? I just want to hang out with a homie and not overthink it. Thanks for reading. Any advice is welcome. [01:03:27] Speaker C: Oh, so cute. [01:03:29] Speaker A: No, it's just your homeboy. It's fine. [01:03:31] Speaker C: Cute. Oh, my God, So cute. [01:03:34] Speaker B: That's actually pretty similar to another story where, like, this dude ate, like, almost a hundred freaking vanilla puddings. And he had a nickname that I think was. I think I took a photo of it. I think I took a photo of it. Let's hope I took a photo, because I thought it was really funny. [01:04:00] Speaker A: I mean, like, everyone in my high school just got nicknames from, like, weird things that they did. Like, we had muffin pants and spoons. [01:04:10] Speaker B: And. [01:04:14] Speaker A: You know, Steinberg and just like, little situations. But, you know, to answer your, you know, whole thing here, you know, bro, you're just, you know, hanging out with the homie, and sometimes it's easier to hang out with the homie. And, you know, you just have really similar, you know, things. I. I lived in, you know, my car with my best friend. [01:04:40] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Just ask God. Either yes or no. They'll be happy either way. He just needs to ask. [01:04:48] Speaker A: Well, no, I think they're both straight. Yeah, well, no. [01:04:52] Speaker C: OP is questioning things, which means he's somewhat excited. So OP needs to ask his gym bro if he likes him back. That's it. [01:05:03] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:05:04] Speaker A: Someone said it's called being best friends. You're gonna look back in this in 15 years and wish you can go back to today. So enjoy it. You know, somebody else said, congratulations on not being part of the male loneliness epidemic. You did this by being vernable with another guy. God damn. [01:05:30] Speaker C: It. [01:05:35] Speaker A: Sharing your lives and goals and support. I. I swear I didn't look this up ahead of time. I didn't know that this word was going to be here. The universe works in weird ways. This is exactly what a male relationship is supposed to look like. It's sad. Everyone ex ex assumes there must be sex involved because you're close. You're doing good op. Enjoy your hedro life, mate. [01:06:09] Speaker C: Oh, that is mean that I just assumed that, isn't it? That was my immediate assumption. [01:06:16] Speaker B: I don't think it is. [01:06:22] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's. I mean, yeah, I was sad when Ben moved away. Yeah, yeah, it sucked a little bit. I mean, like, dude, you're getting like on the regular. Hell yeah. And then, you know, high five him and now he lives across the country. Talked to him yesterday. Getting his new job. Halloween was his last day at his, you know, last job. [01:06:54] Speaker B: Oh, okay. I found the story. [01:06:58] Speaker A: So what was the nickname? [01:07:03] Speaker B: Diet Pudding Cup Boy. I was wrong about the vanilla. For some reason I thought it was vanilla. So it said. So have had this guy friend for about eight years and once I ate 35 cups, I exaggerated the number two of diet pudding. So he called me Diet Pudding cup boy for a long time. But after eight years it was shorting to pudding. So everyone thought we were dating. I took shook it off for a while, but then one day he said, are we in a relationship? Are we in a relationship? Sorry, it was playing and I forgot to pause it. Sorry, give me one second because it's being annoying. [01:07:56] Speaker A: Yeah, like, I love this. [01:07:58] Speaker B: And I was like, if you don't date, that's cool with me. And he straight up pissed me. And they've been dating ever since. [01:08:06] Speaker A: That's cute. You know? Yeah, Ben was as straight as an arrow. And yeah, he'd be like, hey, drive me over here to this girl's house. Go like hell yeah. Yeah. This one Twitter post, our boss just banned overly specific nicknames from the whole office. And the whole office is staring at rat snitch. Brian, the Good Timer owner. [01:08:42] Speaker C: He deserved it. Guns, hats and all. [01:08:46] Speaker A: So. But that, that's going to be it for this week, you know. You know, maybe Opie, you're, you know, in a gay relationship. It's fine. You know, gay dudes are always down to they love, you know, and then you can, like, play video games with them. It's. It's awesome. But until next week, you know, we'll be back on, you know, the good old gravy train and we'll see you then. Bye. [01:09:20] Speaker C: Bye. [01:09:20] Speaker B: Bye.