Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Alrighty, kids, this week we were insanely busy, so there's gonna be no episode. Boo. I know that sucks, but, well, Mochi, you wanna say hello? Come say hello to the people then, you know, I know.
[00:00:17] Yeah, you're the cutest cat ever. And you're like, anytime he's in front of the microphone, I need to say some shit. But, you know, we didn't record anything because, yeah, we were busy and, like, the power went out and shit.
[00:00:29] Yes, Mochi, am I. Am I sitting down and not paying attention to you?
[00:00:37] Is that what cat owners are supposed to do? Just, like, pay attention to their cat at all times?
[00:00:42] You are essentially a child.
[00:00:45] You know, you're like a toddler. Like, that's what cats are. They're. They're little toddlers that I did not have anything with the birth of.
[00:00:55] You know, I didn't stick my dick in nothing. And, you know, out pops a cat. But, you know, here I get bothered by you that wants attention, you know, there, Say hello. Say hello to all the people. Say meow or whatever the fuck you want to say.
[00:01:15] Okay.
[00:01:21] Yeah. Yes. Would you like to, you know, either lay down or, you know, do. Do something.
[00:01:29] Like, don't stay. I hate when you just, like, stand there and, like, look at me expectantly. Oh, yes, I know what you want.
[00:01:36] She didn't get treats this weekend. Now she's being extra cute, hoping to get her treats.
[00:01:42] I mean, that. That's what happens when you get a cat. But there's gonna be no real episode this week.
[00:01:48] I mean, if you want something, go listen to a better podcast.
[00:01:54] But we. We went out and saw Louis ck, hilarious comedian. If you don't know who he is, get with the times.
[00:02:01] If you do know who he is, you'll understand why we didn't record.
[00:02:06] But, yeah, we'll be back next week with some.
[00:02:12] Damn, I wish I had some comedy recordings to throw down here.
[00:02:18] How about this? I'll record what I do this Wednesday, and that will be on the end of next episode. As a, you know, I'm sorry for, you know, not doing this, you know, bullshit. Also coming up here in June, I may or may not get around to recording an episode because I'm gonna be on vacation.
[00:02:39] So just get ready for that. There's gonna be, like, a week that maybe nothing happens, and you're just gonna have to, like, I guess, cry. I mean, all three of you or whatever.
[00:02:50] But, yeah, until then, make sure to go out and vote.
[00:02:54] You know, contact your representatives, your governor.
[00:03:00] Honestly, getting anybody to get into Politics is like getting someone to get into your religion, you know, no one else is, except you cares about it.
[00:03:11] And you're just gonna have to, like, deal with that. And you're just like, hey, do you have a minute to talk about, you know, the current governor of our state and what he's doing to destroy it? I don't give a fuck. Let me die in silence.
[00:03:25] And like, that's how you have to, you know, that's everybody until you get like one person that's like, yes, I'm already on your team. And it's like, yeah, but you're not who I'm trying to recruit. You're already part of the religion.
[00:03:38] So, yeah, I mean, do what you want to do, you know, but try and, you know, get the bad people out.
[00:03:45] And thoughts and prayers go out to the terror attack that just happened out in Boulder today.
[00:03:53] There is a dude that threw Molotov cocktails at people and badly burnt a few of them.
[00:04:01] They don't have a whole lot of information right now, but they, they have all the information, but they're not going to release it.
[00:04:08] But yeah, that's it until next week.
[00:04:14] We'll be back. You can follow me, Alex, the truck everywhere. I don't really give a do or don't.
[00:04:21] And yeah, till then by.
[00:04:26] Oh, and one more thing. I did make that mozzarella that I talked about last week and it actually came out really good. You can go on Amazon.com and order a mozzarella making kit and they give you all the shit you need sans the milk. You have to go out and get that yourself. Go out and get yourself some nice whole milk and a big giant pot that can at least hold a gallon of liquid.
[00:04:52] And you don't need to boil it. It only gets up to like 90 to like 110 degrees, no boiling.
[00:04:58] And you can make, you know, some decent mozzarella. Do not forget to put in the salt.
[00:05:05] I forgot to put in the salt, you know, and then I added it in, I was able to save it. Put in the salt when they tell you when you're like folding in the mozzarella turns out really fucking good. And you get a lot of it out of a gallon of milk.
[00:05:22] And if you're, you know, running out of milk or you have like a half gallon left and like, I'm not going to use this all makes a mozzarella and you having a good fucking time. And you have cheese that will last a couple more weeks where you can just eat it like a fat piece of shit like I did, but with that. Yes. You know that now. We'll be back next week.
[00:05:47] Just thought I'd put that in.
