The Girls Are Back

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:01] Speaker B: Alrighty. Alrighty. Welcome back to the human podcast. We are back with the girls, both of them. I'm your host, Alex Truck. We got my wife. Not the truck. [00:00:13] Speaker C: Not the truck. [00:00:13] Speaker B: And we got Courtney back from the hospital, back from the brink of death. [00:00:19] Speaker A: I know. [00:00:21] Speaker B: And. And no one donated to her GoFundMe or whatever the that was. [00:00:28] Speaker A: No one person did. [00:00:30] Speaker B: I think you got two donations. Did you ever get any of that money from your mom? [00:00:36] Speaker A: No, not yet. [00:00:37] Speaker B: No, not yet. Oh, she's keeping that. She is keeping every penny I like, you know, now let's go look it up right now. You know, it's GoFundMe. You know, GoFundMe. Let's see. Like, and. And I put up, you know, I. I put the link on the last podcast. So. [00:01:12] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, I ended up getting my gallbladder. Remember, I had some. I had stones. [00:01:26] Speaker C: Well, they also took out that structure. [00:01:29] Speaker A: Yeah, they did. Oh, yeah. Plus, I have gerd, so it's, like, annoying. I was in the hospital for a while. Like, two weeks. [00:01:41] Speaker B: $205 raised from three donations. [00:01:49] Speaker A: Yep. [00:01:53] Speaker B: And it's under your mom's name, too, which is hilarious. Yeah. You ain't never seen a lick of that money. [00:02:01] Speaker C: Oh, my God, Courtney, at one point, your mom called and she was like, what? Were you last out with a Courtney? And it like, why? And she's like, you know, Courtney hasn't eaten since she last saw you. Like, she's never eaten. Like, she's like, she's gonna die. And, Courtney, I feel so bad because the first thing I did was laugh. [00:02:26] Speaker B: Now it have been awful if you did die. Like, holy shit. Like that, that would have ruined my day. I'm like, no, one more now. It's an odd number of dead friends. [00:02:41] Speaker A: Oh, gosh. [00:02:45] Speaker B: But it's okay. You. You survived. And, you know, I don't. I don't know what a gallbladder does. You know? Yeah, I don't know what any of this stuff does. It's like, okay, cool. You know, you're out. Out of it. I don't even know if I have one. Like. Like, do men have gallbladders? [00:03:09] Speaker C: Obviously you do. [00:03:11] Speaker B: I. I don't know. [00:03:12] Speaker C: No, you do. You. It's. You. You both have. You both have gallbladders. Like, you're. [00:03:18] Speaker B: Well, Courtney doesn't. [00:03:20] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. So it stores and concentrates bile produced by the liver to help your body digest fats. So I guess it'll be harder for me to digest fats now. [00:03:34] Speaker B: Well, just you know, eat less fatty foods. Like, eat chicken or something. Like. Yeah, I. I have no. No idea. Like, you know, what any of this medical stuff is. Like, I'll. I'll just, you know, be like, oh, that hurts. And I'll just, like, you know, not pay attention to it until it stops hurting. Like, I'll ignore it. Like, you know, pretty girls ignore ugly dudes in, like, high school until they just go away or they come back and kill me. You know, either. Or that. That's how it's gonna go. That's too accurate of a. Oh, I'm going to hell. But. I. I love how, like, everyone is so goddamn preoccupied with all these trials right now. Like, the latest one is this. This chick that killed all of her kids. And it is complete opposite of Casey Anthony. Like, remember when Casey Anthony, you know, might have killed her daughter? It's like a whoopsie daisy. And then everyone's a. Casey Anthony's guilty. Kill her. And it's like, to this day, you know, everyone's like, you know, it's like Casey Anthony. But then it completely flips, and it's like, she admitted to killing all three of her kids. Let's give her a couple. [00:05:09] Speaker A: Well, no, she admitted to her husband, supposedly, that she killed her kids. And that's why everyone believe. And he's friends with, like, a ton of police officers and like that. And they didn't really do an investigation. They went on all off of what he said, and so that's why everyone believes that he killed them instead of her. [00:05:33] Speaker B: I mean, I haven't paid any attention to the trial. I'm like, you know, whatever. [00:05:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:45] Speaker B: But, you know, at the same time, if you're just, like, gonna let people go from, like, you know, killing people, it's like, make killing people legal, you know, just like, across the board. It's like, you know, someone pisses you off, go ahead and kill them. And then people become really, really nice. Just like, overnight, it becomes, like, the nicest nation in the world because people don't want to get killed. Because it's. Murder is legal if it's just, like, an inconvenience. It's like, oh, man, I have to, like, go, you know, answer some questions to the cop. Why did you kill him? Well, he made a mean face at me. It's like, okay, cool. [00:06:23] Speaker C: All right. [00:06:23] Speaker B: Get on out of here. You're free to go. You know, everyone be super nice. But see, I. I don't. I don't pay attention to any of it. I don't really Care, you know, people would be like, what do you think about this? I'm like, I. I don't have time to pay attention. You know, same thing with the. The. The Charlie Kirk assassination. Like, people, you know, pretended to care about them. They came out of the woodworks back. Oh, it's so sad. It's like, yeah, no, that is, you know, a sad thing. But, you know, a crazy guy shot him, put him in jail forever, and, you know, get done. Or release them. Release all the crazy murderers. Honestly, I feel like we have too many people in the United States anyway. We can, you know, lose a few of them. You know, just make it a battle royale. Be like, all right. Murder is legal for one. Like a one year purge. [00:07:27] Speaker A: Oh, my. [00:07:29] Speaker B: And, you know, it's like, okay, well, now we have. Now everyone has a job and, you know, all the, you know, people that didn't adapt, you know, California gets wiped out overnight. I'm sorry, Courtney, that. That sucks for you guys. We come and take that shit back. Unless we put, like, machine guns in your dad's wheelchair. That'd be badass. Like twisted metal, but with, like, wheelchairs. [00:08:10] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:08:11] Speaker C: What if they, like, rolled like, two, like, up as a platter? Like, straight up to you guys, like a bribing thing while the ones behind you don't get. I'm so sorry. [00:08:26] Speaker B: My wife took a lot of weed before this. Normally, it's Courtney doing all the weed. My wife, you know, decided to take that today. [00:08:35] Speaker C: Yes. [00:08:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I can't do weed for a while. I can't smoke it because it makes my gerd worse. And I just started keeping, like, kind of solid food down. Unfortunately, I tried toast and it didn't sit well with my stomach, and I ended up throwing it all up. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Gross. [00:08:57] Speaker C: I'm sorry, dearest. [00:09:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it sucks. [00:09:02] Speaker B: I mean, me as a man, like, we can eat, like, gas station horseshit all day long. Doesn't bother me whatsoever. [00:09:12] Speaker A: You don't get heartburn at all? [00:09:13] Speaker B: No. I don't even know what that is. Like, people have, like, explained heartburn. I'm like, I. I don't get it. Yeah, I. I think, like, my. My body is just, like, fine. Bring it on. Bring on all the horseshit. [00:09:32] Speaker C: I'm very jealous of you. [00:09:36] Speaker B: I. I mean, yeah, I just go for it. Like, I. I can eat questionable food and I'll just, like, have watery diarrhea for, like, a bit, and that's fine. Like, my body will just, like, you know, blend it and be like, all right, send it straight down. We can't use any of this. Throw it away, I guess, and throws it away out my ass. So it works, But. And I gotta give a psa. Holy. Today, you know, there was a guy that pissed me off and then pissed me off more. It was a Texas driver. If you see a lane that's like for, you know, merging traffic, like, you know, not for passing, like, just like an extra lane, do not go in that lane and try and pass everybody. There's this Texas driver, we are all doing the speed limit and he's like just trying to race around everybody and you know, gets behind the RV that's in front of all of us. And you know, I just see him and he's racing just like, he's like trying to get to like the hospital or you need to take a. Or something. And I follow him into a loves. Like a loves parking lot. And he goes like to the truck section. He's still in front of me. And just kind of like pulls over, you know, kind of in the middle just. And like starts looking at his phone like, do not do that. You know, if you're gonna be an on the road, run the away, [00:11:31] Speaker C: you [00:11:31] Speaker B: know, Like, I almost got out and said some to him, but I'm like, I will fight this guy. He'll get out and, you know, want to fight me, and then I'll knock his out and then I'll get fired. And so I'm like, it ain't worth it, but I will talk about these Texas drivers, you know, like, the only thing I want these flock cameras to actually do is to like ding these out of state drivers. Is like, okay, cool. You've been in the state for three months. You now need to get a in state plate and, you know, just have like a warrant out for their arrest or whatever. Or like a little thing that goes to every cop and just make. Oh, look, you scan their plate, pull them over, take their plate away. That way everyone out here is Colorado. I don't like seeing out of state plates. [00:12:30] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:12:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. No, it pisses me off like none other. Like, I understand, like in Colorado Springs we have a bunch of military bases. And I'm fine with that. That sure, whatever. But when I'm hundreds of miles away from, you know, any military base and I see just Texas, Texas, Texas, Florida, Florida, Florida, New York, New York, California, non stop. There's no way that you're all tourists. You probably live here and you don't want to pay for registration. You pay the registration, you know, and get an in state Play that way I don't have to, like, flatten your tires. So, like, every time I see, like, a California plate, I just, like, want to bring a screwdriver and just, like, steal their plate. Yeah, there you go. Now you have to go back to California to get your fucking plates back, and you're gonna get fucked with the entire time there. Or you have to get templates out here in Colorado, and it's gonna fuck everything up, just ruin your entire day. But I don't do that. [00:13:37] Speaker A: Think they let you print them out now? [00:13:41] Speaker B: They let you what? [00:13:43] Speaker A: They let you print them out? [00:13:45] Speaker B: Oh, well, that. That's stupid. [00:13:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it was really weird that when I first moved to Colorado, I got a paper one. [00:13:55] Speaker B: Yeah, they'll give you a paper one at the dmv. It's a Tempo plate. Same thing with dealerships. They'll just, you know, give you a little temporary one, and then they'll mail you the actual plates. But, you know, my last vehicle, I just walked right into the dmv. It was, like, a good day, you know? Like, I used up all my luck for the next 10 years going in that DMV that day. Just walked right up to the window, and they're like, all right. Yep, here you go. And, like. Like, the lady told me, like, the registration price, it was like, $600 or something like that for my truck. It's like, yeah, it's gonna be 600. And she was, like, expecting me to, like, punch her or something. It's, like, flinching away. I'm like, all right, here you go. And just paid it. And it blew her mind. I didn't try and, like, fight her on it. I'm like, yeah, I don't care. Whatever. [00:14:52] Speaker C: That happened to me in a DMV2 as well. It was an interesting experience. [00:14:57] Speaker B: Well, I'm sure they get screamed at every fucking day of their life where they're just like. You walk in and like, what do you mean I have to pay 40 fucking dollars? I don't have 40 fucking. You want my kids to starve? My kids are gonna die now because you made me pay $40 for my registration. [00:15:18] Speaker C: Are they scared because they think we won't pay the registration if needed to in an extreme circumstance? [00:15:24] Speaker B: Honestly, I feel like you should only have. Have to pay the registration once. And it's just, you know, that car is now yours, you know, and it should be like, you know, $500, you know, upfront fee. And then it's like, boom. It's, you know, for the life of the Vehicle, you know, until you get a new vehicle and then boom, you just keep it, you know, pushing. I don't think I should be having to pay every goddamn year for them to work on the roads shittily. You know, if they got done like New Mexico or North Dakota, I would have no problem paying them road taxes. But they sit there and up my commute every day. There's so much like the road right outside my house all ripped up right now for nothing. They're going to, you know, come back, you know, pave a, you know, shitty job. And then the second the plow goes over it this winter time, it's going to rip it all up and they're going to have to do it again, right? [00:16:28] Speaker C: Oh my God, you're so right. [00:16:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I, I, I, I go to Pagosa Springs for the last 10 years, you know, and they'll come and they'll work on the roads. They'll like repave it ah, you know, all nice. And then the second it snows, just, you know, the plows are just, you know, blade all the way to the ground as hard as it can go, just ripping up the road, just, you know, just chunks of asphalt ripped out. They don't care. You know, they, they create the problem to fix the problem. And then they charge us. You know, I, I want to hire New Mexico to do all our roads, just, you know, bring on New Mexico. Hey, come on over. Do all our roads, get it done quick. Because I've seen New Mexico rip up a road, repave it, repaint it, get everything done in two weeks for like 25 miles. You know, I always see them working. I've never seen a, you know, a road construction crew working in Colorado. Like they'll get like two things done and be like, yep, eight hours of work. Now we have to milk the rest. So yeah, I hate those pieces of. But we're going to make this one a short one. I got two things of advice and we'll do this one white. This one is From Aunt Unhappy. 7761 White T shirt found in my laundry that I do not recognize. Husband is upset. So today I found an extra large T shirt in my laundry. It's not mine. I asked the others that live in the house with us, I got upset and I said, whose is this? My husband has a past history of lying. He lied about drugs, not cheating. I, I know of. And anyway, I have some trust issues, so I've accused him a handful of times, but he went right off the rails, screaming Here we go. I might as well cheat because you accused me. I found it in the kids room. I asked him to calm down, we talked. He got upset because he got since he gets accused and it turns into a big thing and then that all he does is good. But it's still bugging me. It's an XL shirt with a pocket on the left breast. It's lightweight, a bit see through. I've never seen this T shirt before, nor our kid wearing it. I need some advice. I mean, may maybe he got a new shirt. May, maybe it's something you haven't ever seen before. You know, maybe someone came over and you know, dumped it over. It's an. It should be a non issue. You should just be like whatever and just fold it up and put it in the laundry. But, you know, if you're not happy with your husband, you know, leave them, get a divorce. So on the tld, you know, didn't listen too long. Didn't listen. The wife found a random T shirt and she's like, hey, whose is this? And then the husband starts freaking the out. [00:19:51] Speaker A: Well, I mean, she didn't accuse him of cheating. Cheating right then and there. He just dumped to that occlusion conclusion. So maybe he is cheating. [00:20:04] Speaker B: I mean, you know, people like, did the roommates bring any over? Maybe he's one of the guests. I mean, obviously you live with other people, so it might be one of their friends. You know, like that's a white T shirt's usually an undershirt. So [00:20:27] Speaker A: yeah, [00:20:30] Speaker B: you know, hopefully, you know, this all gets, you know, taken care of and this isn't a issue. But yeah, white T shirts, like the most basic, you know, things in the world. If had like a graphic on it, then I'd be like, okay. [00:20:51] Speaker C: To me, it feels like OP's partner is trying to find a way to accuse OP of cheating in order to break them up. Like, I feel like this is like him deflecting or them deflecting. Excuse me? Yeah, like that's, that's. He's trying to find something to blame her with and so he's made it up so now he can feel justified in breaking up with her and he'll still have a good reputation afterwards. This is social interactions. [00:21:21] Speaker B: Someone else said, seek some. Seek some therapy. It sounds like if you accuse your husband frequently, he's either cheating and you should leave him or he's not cheating and you're insane and you shouldn't be together. Yeah, I mean, you know, if you're unhappy, get out of the Relationship. That. That's all I have to say. [00:21:43] Speaker A: It's a marriage counseling. [00:21:46] Speaker B: Yeah. And this one I. I love. This one's from 7 hours ago by feisty address 625 62. Need opinions now. Mom found the dodos. I'm 19, female. So my mom found the dodos I had hidden under my bed. She sent me pictures of them, said we need to talk when I get home. And she's a super Catholic Mexican woman. You could have just left the Catholic out. We already know she's Catholic just from being. [00:22:24] Speaker C: I did already know. [00:22:26] Speaker B: She's texting me. Sweetly slash suspicious. What do I say to her? My excuse for having them edit it doesn't matter. Y' all funny. But dodos equal dildos. First comment. Tell them that the dodos are. Tell her that the dodos are extinct. I mean, you should have known this already. A Catholic Mexican mother or father will go right into your room. They do not care about your privacy. And you're like, oh, I'm gonna hide them under the bed. They won't ever check. Your Mexican mother's gonna be dusting under your goddamn bed. [00:23:14] Speaker C: Actually, that's, like, really disrespectful to invade their space like that. Like, what the. [00:23:18] Speaker B: It's just the culture of it that's. It's just the culture of it that's so. [00:23:25] Speaker C: Yeah, like, what the hell? [00:23:28] Speaker B: I've lived with a Mexican family before. Like, not like my family, but, like, [00:23:33] Speaker C: that's also so disrespectful. You're trying to come of age, and then this happens. [00:23:39] Speaker B: Like, when I lived in North Dakota, I lived in, like, a. A trailer park with. With this Mexican dude. And, you know, like, I knew his son. His son also lived there. And, you know, his. His dad would, like, make me, you know, clean and, you know, make you live here. [00:23:56] Speaker C: You. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Everyone does all the. You know, he didn't care that I wasn't his son. He's like, yep, you're doing chores, too. Yeah. He's like. He demanded that house be spic and span, and I. I slept in a cot or I slept on a cot in his room because it was a tiny little place, and there wasn't any other place to really sleep, and it was fine. I'm like, yeah, cool. Just get done. I worked so goddamn much that I didn't really care. I just took a shower, went to bed, and on the days that I didn't have to work, I cleaned. But he made good food. So, I mean, like, it. Pros and cons, [00:24:48] Speaker A: how much was It a month? [00:24:51] Speaker B: I think it was like 600. [00:24:54] Speaker A: Wow. [00:24:55] Speaker B: Yeah, no, trust me, it was. That was a good deal compared to everything else. Like the apartment was like 24. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Wow. [00:25:07] Speaker B: Yeah, we. We made bank out there in North Dakota. [00:25:13] Speaker A: Oh, so they charged a lot because they could, huh? [00:25:16] Speaker B: Yep. But so this chick. If you want to be treated like an adult, act like one. Be honest with your mom. You know what, what you do is you tell your mom, you know, either A, I can have these, or B, I can go out and find a random boy that gets me pregnant and, you know, he disappears forever and then I give my child to you. That way you can raise it. [00:25:48] Speaker A: Yep. [00:25:52] Speaker B: Like. Like. [00:25:52] Speaker C: Oh, this feels awful. They're boxing themselves in with their own lives. [00:26:01] Speaker B: They're boxing. [00:26:02] Speaker A: What are some of the comments? [00:26:05] Speaker B: Let's see. You need to contact some nature reserves or something. This is insane. Where did you get dodos? They've been extinct for years. You should contact a zoologist immediately. [00:26:22] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:26:23] Speaker B: She's probably going to tell you you need to get a better hiding space. Yeah, and tell her that they're medically necessary. That's what keeps parts operating smoothly. [00:26:41] Speaker A: My room is so dirty right now. I can't find my dildo bag. [00:26:47] Speaker B: And then just clean up. [00:26:49] Speaker A: I know it's hard for her right now. Yeah, I'm not eating a lot. [00:26:56] Speaker C: Oh, you're still recovering from the surgery. [00:27:00] Speaker A: I just want to know what happened. [00:27:04] Speaker B: What happened to this chick? Now I need. Let's see if she has any updates. Update 1. Sorry, I can't. Okay. Yeah, there we go. Sorry I can't reply to you. I'm not sure if I'm doing this update correctly. I just got home and this woman is bawling her eyes out and saying, we failed you. I found a demon under your bed and stuff and. But she isn't talking to me. Like she'd ever over text. This is just pmo. What did she expect? I'm a grown woman who has needs. [00:27:53] Speaker A: Yeah. This is so funny. Oh God. [00:28:00] Speaker C: I know. It's the parents fault. [00:28:06] Speaker B: See? [00:28:12] Speaker A: Oh God, this is so funny. [00:28:16] Speaker B: Catholic or. Or not. Your mom is a human who also has those feelings. Either she thinks you should or she doesn't. And that's a matter of personal preference. And her answer shouldn't affect yours. So. Yeah. I mean, yeah, like so many people are just, you know, destroying her on the dodos. [00:28:44] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:28:44] Speaker B: This poor girl is like the dot. You know, it's like everyone's like the dodos are extinct. It's like the first, like, three of them are, like, funny. It's like, after that, it's like, the 18th is, like, okay, yeah, somebody did it. Keeping birds under your bed is a bit weird. I'm on your mom's side with this one. Your mom has a dildo, I promise. [00:29:10] Speaker A: Oh, my God. No, there's, like, some people that are just so prudish. [00:29:18] Speaker B: I. I feel like your mom would, like, you know, have a problem with you having a dildo. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Hi. Oh, no, my mom doesn't have a problem. [00:29:33] Speaker B: She just, like, goes on Amazon. [00:29:35] Speaker A: Hang up. [00:29:38] Speaker B: She's like, yeah, go out and get all the dildos you want. [00:29:41] Speaker A: Yeah, she didn't care. [00:29:46] Speaker B: Oh, my poor wife. [00:29:48] Speaker C: What, [00:29:50] Speaker A: did you fall asleep? [00:29:52] Speaker B: She fell a little bit asleep. [00:29:54] Speaker C: Okay, you guys aren't hearing the orchestra? [00:29:56] Speaker B: No, we are not that high. It's like that movie Grandma's Boy, where, like, all the grandmas get high and, like, they have a party at the house. And, like, the grandma's, like, you know, it has a cap box of, like, Captain Crunch. She's like, the captain's so handsome. I wish he'd just jump off the box and hang out with us. And, like, one dude's like, I don't get that at all. And she's like, you know what else you don't get? The captain and, like, gives it to, like, a bearded biker dude. Nerd. Have you ever seen Grandma's Boy? [00:30:35] Speaker C: Orchestra was beautiful. And I normally hate orchestra music. [00:30:41] Speaker B: As a kid, I watched that movie, and I'm like, that's gonna be my future. Being a video game tester, smoking weed. That's what I'm gonna do with my life. The dude's name was Alex as well. My. Hell, yeah. [00:30:56] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. So that's definitely meant to be. [00:30:57] Speaker B: I'm like, it's me. That's me in the future. And, you know, it was not me, [00:31:09] Speaker A: But that's so funny. [00:31:15] Speaker B: But we're gonna go ahead and in that. This episode here. We'll see you all in two weeks. And, yeah, I pushed it back to every other week now. [00:31:32] Speaker A: Okay, that works because I'm tireder. [00:31:37] Speaker B: You're tireder? [00:31:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not. I. I'm not eating a lot, so it's like. Like, even what I am eating is, like, really small. [00:31:49] Speaker B: Just. Just make yourself, like, disgusting. Like, food smoothies. [00:31:54] Speaker A: Yeah, but then that's what I'm doing already. Oh, I'm having. I'm. I'm having a protein shake. And finally I started having some more, like, food food. But I don't know I'm having, like, eggs. Like, one or two eggs. And I was able to have some. A little bit of cottage cheese, but I don't know. [00:32:24] Speaker B: If they have cottage cheese. Do they have, like, house cheese and castle cheese? [00:32:30] Speaker C: My God. [00:32:34] Speaker B: I'm sorry that. I'm just funnier. [00:32:36] Speaker C: The. [00:32:37] Speaker B: I'm just hilarious. [00:32:38] Speaker C: I am not going to lie. It's. It's funny. I'm not going to laugh at it. [00:32:43] Speaker A: Okay. [00:32:44] Speaker C: Laugh at it. But I. [00:32:45] Speaker B: We'll see you all next time. Thank you all so much for being here, and bye.