Tats On Friends

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back. We didn't do an episode last week. Courtney was sick and unfortunately she still is sick, the poor thing. [00:00:11] Speaker B: And it's partially my fault. [00:00:15] Speaker A: So hopefully she gets better here soon. [00:00:18] Speaker B: She has to. She has no choice. [00:00:20] Speaker A: It's like, welcome to the real world. Welcome to the Thunderdome. Get, get, get better. Yeah, I mean, that, that's how it is for any, like, man above, like 35 is like, you do not get to be sick. You could be sick, but you don't get, like, show it. Or you don't get to have symptoms like throw up in private and get back to work. [00:00:42] Speaker B: There are some ways it does low key suck to be a guy. [00:00:45] Speaker A: Yeah, it does. And you know, but that, that's just how it is. It's like you just have to suck it up and, you know, get the done and, you know, I, I'm, you know, I step up to it, you know, so that, that, that's why we weren't, you know, here last week. But, but a whole bunch of has happened since then. We, we got a huge win in. Oh, yeah. This is the human podcast. I'm Alex Druck and that's my wife. Not the truck. [00:01:21] Speaker B: Not the truck, not the truck. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Gordon's gone. [00:01:24] Speaker B: What kind of car am I? Am I a Corvette? No, I'm a convertible. Right, like an expensive one. [00:01:31] Speaker A: No, you're, you're like a. You're like a Ford Pinto with a ragtop. [00:01:38] Speaker B: How dare you. There are so many brands you could have picked and you went with Ford. I mean, I guess I am found off the road, dead. [00:01:48] Speaker A: I mean, not just, you know, Ford, like the worst Ford. [00:01:51] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I am a Ford. [00:01:54] Speaker A: Like, like the Ford Pinto is, It's a, it's. [00:01:58] Speaker B: I like Pinto horses, though. [00:02:01] Speaker A: Yeah, it's based off the Pinto. Horse. Ford Pinto. [00:02:04] Speaker B: No, babe. Someone once told me if I was a horse, I'd be a Pinto. Babe. [00:02:09] Speaker A: No. Okay. [00:02:13] Speaker B: I am a Pinto. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Ford Pinto. [00:02:19] Speaker B: I can't deny this now. [00:02:21] Speaker A: So, you know the Ford Pinto, it's a cute little car. [00:02:25] Speaker B: I at least come in pink, right? [00:02:26] Speaker A: It comes in every color. [00:02:28] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:29] Speaker A: You know, and so this is the Ford Pinto. The gas tank was in the back, so if you got rear ended, the car could explode and kill everybody inside. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Like my chaos demon that follows me. Yeah. [00:02:42] Speaker A: Or whatever. So, yeah, like, I almost bought a Ford Pinto as my first car. [00:02:48] Speaker B: You did? [00:02:50] Speaker A: Like, I, I was, you know, looking for a car and you know, like one of my friends, like, oh, you know, I have like a Ford Pinto and so I go over to this, you know, house and I, I see the Ford Pinto. It is in rough shape. Rough, like, worse than any of the project cars I've ever had. It was, it was bad. I'm like, like looking inside, I'm like, it's all torn up. Like all the hoses were. All the belts were. Everything. I'm like, they're like, it doesn't run. You're gonna have to get towed. The battery isn't good. Nothing on, it's good. It's fat there since like 1970 or whatever. [00:03:36] Speaker B: And how much did they want for it? [00:03:38] Speaker A: Like, way too much. They wanted like 5,000 or something. That's. And then I look over and I see, you know, like a little Toyota, you know, Camry. Yeah, a little, little, you know, 96 Camry. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that one's also for sale. That one runs fine. [00:03:59] Speaker B: How much did you pay for the Camry? [00:04:01] Speaker A: I think like 2000. [00:04:02] Speaker B: That's not bad. That Camry put in the hours. [00:04:06] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, it had like a quarter million miles and I had to like buy a battery for it. [00:04:10] Speaker B: But we so much in that Camry. [00:04:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:14] Speaker B: We had nowhere else to. But we a lot in it. [00:04:16] Speaker A: It was a good car. [00:04:17] Speaker B: It was a good car. [00:04:20] Speaker A: And. And yeah. [00:04:22] Speaker B: So what happened to it? Because you drove it to North Dakota and then I never saw it. Right. [00:04:27] Speaker A: I drove it to North Dakota and the wiring harness to the alternator, you know, like, broke off. And so we got it fixed. But while I was waiting for that to happen, I just bought the Scion iq. Yeah. [00:04:45] Speaker B: And then I also put in the hours, but continue. [00:04:48] Speaker A: And then I, I gave the car to my friend Sean because he just had, you know, his son. [00:04:57] Speaker B: Yeah, your godson. [00:04:58] Speaker A: Yeah. And you know, like, we all got it fixed, you know, And I'm like, yeah, here you go, bud. You know, this is for you. We were making so much goddamn money at the time that a two thousand dollar car did not mean. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Yeah, I remember. [00:05:12] Speaker A: I'm like, yeah, here you go. You know, use this to do whatever. Like there was. We had no time to, you know, go car shopping. We worked. I was like, yep. And like off chances that we had, you know, for like lunch and whatever. Just did like that. I'm like, here you go. And just gave him the title and North Dakota, you could just go into the dmv. Five minutes later, you're done. Walk right up to the window. It was great. [00:05:42] Speaker B: Well, yeah, it was North Dakota. There's nobody fucking there. [00:05:45] Speaker A: So Many people there. We had a Walmart. [00:05:50] Speaker B: That's not something to brag about. [00:05:52] Speaker A: I. I remember. [00:05:54] Speaker B: Okay, you can brag about Safeway, you cannot brag about Walmart. [00:05:59] Speaker A: Yeah, we had a Wendy's, we had a Taco Bell, we had a. [00:06:02] Speaker B: None of those are worth bragging about. Mall. Depends on what's in the mall. [00:06:06] Speaker A: We had a mall. [00:06:06] Speaker B: Claire's in the mall. [00:06:09] Speaker A: I don't know. We had a. We had a Boot Barn. [00:06:12] Speaker B: I'm asking a man that. [00:06:15] Speaker A: What is Claire's? Is that a restaurant? [00:06:17] Speaker B: No, it's where girls get their first piercings. So I got my first piercings. [00:06:22] Speaker A: I've never heard of Claire's so. [00:06:24] Speaker B: Because I never dragged you into one. [00:06:26] Speaker A: Good. [00:06:27] Speaker B: They have all the cute hello Kitty stuff. [00:06:30] Speaker A: Yeah, no idea. [00:06:32] Speaker B: How is hello Kitty different from Hentai? Like really and truly, when you get [00:06:38] Speaker A: down to the basics, one is a cute kitty and the other one is like animated naked girls. [00:06:45] Speaker B: But there's cats in Hentai and there's so many cat girls in Hentai. Okay. The only difference is the cat girls have a mouth. Do you know why hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth? [00:06:56] Speaker A: Why? [00:06:56] Speaker B: It's cuz it was to teach people to listen as opposed to just talk. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Does hello Kitty actually have like a cartoon? [00:07:06] Speaker B: Yeah, she had a whole series. She even did movies. I watched the Heidi hello Kitty too. I watched that VHS so much it finally stopped working. I loved hello Kitty growing up. I still enjoy hello Kitty. It's not a personal favorite, but every now and again I buy her stuff. And I'm always pleased with my purchases. Like I have my hello Kitty teddy bear on my Coach purse with my Firestar and Cloudtail. [00:07:37] Speaker A: No idea what any of that means. [00:07:39] Speaker B: That's okay. I don't expect you to. Why aren't I a cat girl? [00:07:47] Speaker A: I don't know. Because cat girls don't exist. [00:07:50] Speaker B: I'd wear cat ears at work, but it scares the kitties sometimes. [00:07:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean you don't have to do all that shit. [00:07:58] Speaker B: Could. [00:08:03] Speaker A: I mean like there's a new anime called like a Chain Smoker Cat and it's hilarious because it's just like you know, a typical loser. Like a loser chick living in like a dirty ass apartment and just like her adventures of trying to find more cigarettes. [00:08:24] Speaker B: I feel like that's a valid thing. [00:08:26] Speaker A: And her sister is like really like you know, put together and is doing well for herself. And so like her sis, like she's like get sick and her sister comes over in like a biohazard suit. [00:08:47] Speaker B: There ain't no cockroaches or nothing? [00:08:53] Speaker A: Well, you know, it's the, the well to do sister comes over to the dirty ass apartment in like a biohazard suit. [00:08:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, obviously. [00:09:00] Speaker A: And then trips over a water bottle and drops like rice porridge all over her sister. And then like, you know, the helmet comes off and she's like, oh. And I just like run out to the, you know, landing and like, throw up, and she throws up on the landlord's head. [00:09:18] Speaker B: All of this is perfectly valid. [00:09:20] Speaker A: Oh yeah, it's a weird wild anime. I'm like, what the am I watching? [00:09:25] Speaker B: Sounds like the anime where like the robots, like the high schooler dude with the gangsters. [00:09:29] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like Cromartie High School. [00:09:31] Speaker B: Oh, thank you so much for knowing what I was describing. [00:09:33] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's, you know, I love that anime. You know, no aliens of yet. It like just came out. So it's like, you know, simulcasting. But yeah, it's, it's definitely a weird one. And then like the next episode, like, they find like an like the next door neighbor is like smoking marijuana. And the chain smoker cat's like, I, I need cigarettes. He's like, is this a cigarette? And she's like, yes. [00:10:07] Speaker B: Why aren't cigarettes. And I think they're called doobies. Like the same shape. Was that the right word? Is there another word for them? [00:10:14] Speaker A: Joints? [00:10:15] Speaker B: Joints. Thank you. I knew there was a better word that I could pronounce. [00:10:18] Speaker A: Doobies. [00:10:19] Speaker B: I did my best. I forgot the word joints. Was that also correct? [00:10:26] Speaker A: I mean, I don't even know how [00:10:27] Speaker B: I know that terminology because I used to smoke. But why are they different shapes? [00:10:33] Speaker A: Because you roll your fucking joints, but you roll cigarettes. You can, I can roll a joint to look like a cigarette just fine. [00:10:43] Speaker B: But why are they different shapes? Do you need more of the marijuana in the joint? [00:10:50] Speaker A: No. [00:10:50] Speaker B: Just people or just because it's not mass produced? [00:10:52] Speaker A: People are shitty at rolling joints. Like, are you wondering why it's a cone shape? [00:10:59] Speaker B: Yes, [00:11:01] Speaker A: because it, you know, when you, you don't pack. So like the, the way you roll a joint, you pack like a lot of it towards the end and it's, you know, less in the front. Okay, so it. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Shouldn't it be vice versa? [00:11:18] Speaker A: No, that way it can burn, you know, and get that oxygen in it. So you have more in the front and then let, you know it's more [00:11:27] Speaker B: compact in the back so the high hits so you. It's more potent in the back. [00:11:33] Speaker A: No, it's like the same amount but you know, just. It cones down and so. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Yeah, so it's something to do with airflow. [00:11:43] Speaker A: Yeah, you want good airflow going through. [00:11:45] Speaker B: Light it with a lighter, too. [00:11:47] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I. I used to, like, roll, like, you know, artsy joints, movie [00:11:58] Speaker B: where this kid is, like. And this is, like, in, like, the bayou, like, really old. Like, just, like, color movies just came out old. And the kid, like, raises, like, a deer, even though he's not supposed to. And then the deer eats the tobacco, and then the mom makes the son, like, shoot the deer, and he's like. He shoots it and he's like, I hate you, Mom. And then he runs off and becomes a sailor in the navy. And I forget what happens after that, but eventually, I guess he comes home. And surely he comes home. It had to be a prodigal son. But I was just like, it's not the deer's fault. The deer ate the tobacco. The deer was like, this is delicious, and I want more tobacco. I don't know why they blamed the deer. [00:12:36] Speaker A: Yeah. So, like, we had, like, the cross joint. [00:12:38] Speaker B: What the fuck? [00:12:40] Speaker A: Next time. Yeah. So, like, this is one. I can easily make. The cross joint. [00:12:45] Speaker B: That's. Is that the one you share with friends? [00:12:47] Speaker A: No. [00:12:48] Speaker B: Oh. Why is it a cross? [00:12:49] Speaker A: So it's across because you put two different strains. So, like, this joint here is a different brain than this joint here. [00:12:55] Speaker B: So you make a hybrid. [00:12:57] Speaker A: Make a hybrid. [00:12:58] Speaker B: That's cool. [00:12:59] Speaker A: And it's really fucking easy to make light. [00:13:02] Speaker B: All three. [00:13:03] Speaker A: All three? Yeah. You need a friend to help you. So boom, boom, boom. And then it all comes together and. Yeah, it's. [00:13:11] Speaker B: What other shapes are there? [00:13:13] Speaker A: So you can do, like, a tulip joint. Like that. A twisty joint. [00:13:19] Speaker B: Is that another cross hybrid? [00:13:22] Speaker A: No, it's just like, a bunch of fucking weed. [00:13:24] Speaker B: No, the crossy one that looks like a cross mount. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Yeah. So it's the two joints, and you just kind of twist them together. But you have to, like, make it, like, loose. [00:13:32] Speaker B: Loose. Why? [00:13:33] Speaker A: That way you can twist. [00:13:35] Speaker B: Oh, how pliable is the paper? [00:13:39] Speaker A: Yeah, very pliable. Actually, [00:13:43] Speaker B: there's intermediate levels. [00:13:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah? [00:13:45] Speaker B: What's a hard level? [00:13:48] Speaker A: I'd say like a braided joint. Like a French braid scorpion joint. Yeah, that one. [00:13:53] Speaker B: What the fuck is that? [00:13:55] Speaker A: So it's like a bunch of cross joints. Like a little. Bunch of, like, little cross joints, you know? [00:14:01] Speaker B: Do different strands really give you different highs? [00:14:04] Speaker A: Yes, absolutely. [00:14:07] Speaker B: That's so cool. I like the flower one. Yeah, but that. But that's still a cross joint, isn't it? [00:14:15] Speaker A: It's a cross joint, but, you know, using, you know, paper. [00:14:18] Speaker B: And there's even pistols in it. Pistons? [00:14:23] Speaker A: Yeah, something like that. So, yeah, I mean, you know, you just have to kind of know what you're doing. And once you, like, work with the paper and understand how it works and you know how it works. [00:14:35] Speaker B: I missed out on so much cool shit. [00:14:40] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I. [00:14:41] Speaker B: Not fair. I was basically raised in a cult, and I didn't get to do any of this. Cool. And now it's too late to do it, to be honest. [00:14:47] Speaker A: How's it too late to do it? [00:14:49] Speaker B: Because I hate smoking. Yeah, No, I tried a few times, and I absolutely hated it. And one time, like, a bunch of co workers were out smoking, and they're like, here, pass it. And I'm like, okay, cool. And then I coughed for, like, the next 15 minutes, and they're all just, like, watching me cough with, like, pity. And I'm like, I don't ever smoke. This was a bad decision. [00:15:07] Speaker A: Okay, so let me tell you about, like, one of the first times I smoked. I. I was over at my friend Cody's house, and he has, like, a basement. You know, like, the typical, you know, what you think of a stoner basement. It's like. Yeah, he had that, you know, was [00:15:23] Speaker B: there carpeting on the floor? [00:15:24] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [00:15:25] Speaker B: Okay, continue. [00:15:26] Speaker A: And, you know, I was with Logan. And, you know, we're down there, and, you know, they have a bong, you know, going around, and, you know, it gets passed to me. And I've watched them all take this head, and I'm like, I have to now take this. [00:15:45] Speaker B: You do. [00:15:46] Speaker A: And so I, I, I rip it hard. I'm just like. Like, I have something to prove, yo. And I'm like, boom. And I'm just sit. I'm on the ground. I am, you know. And they all knew, like, I hadn't smoked before, so, like. And none of them, like, gave me shit for it. But I am, you know, coughing my ass off. And, you know, Logan is sitting there taking care of me, you know, giving me, like, cups of water. And I'm so fucking high that I'm just, you know, just drinking this water. I'm like, this is water from God, you know? And then he gives me a granola bar. I'm like, this is a granola bar from God. And I'm just like. Just, like in heaven, just drinking this water. I'm so high. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm just like, this is a problem. Like, I don't know if I can get up. [00:16:52] Speaker B: I actually do have smoke memories of the first time I got high. Cause I didn't get high until I moved in with you. So like I was what, 20 the first time I got high. [00:17:01] Speaker A: I have video. [00:17:02] Speaker B: You do? But like I remember cause I was just like so self conscious about it. And like I was trying. I wasn't. I don't know why, but I was super self conscious about it. And like I'm trying to read a book and like the words just start moving across the page. And then like I get up and I go to the kitchen and you're there and I look at you and I flap my little T. Rex arms and then like fold up into a pretzel and you're just like you. You laughed at me. The way you always laugh. Like you just like you. I'm always just so adorable the way you laugh at me laugh. And then you're like, are you hungry? And I'm like, yes. And you. And you're like, do you want food? And I'm like, yes. And then you got me sonic. And then I'm just munching on my sonic and I'm like, this is the best Sonic burger I've had in my life. And then you look at me and you're like, this is the highest you will ever be. Cuz it's your first high. And I was a little sad for a second, but then. Oh, but then like mochi turned into a dachshund. [00:17:57] Speaker A: I have video of that. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Yes. Mochi turned into a dachshund. [00:18:01] Speaker A: I have video of you like still [00:18:03] Speaker B: sometimes looks like a dachshund of you [00:18:05] Speaker A: like you know, being mean to poor little Momo. [00:18:09] Speaker B: I was mean to her. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Yeah, get away from a dog. [00:18:12] Speaker B: And I don't like dogs. [00:18:13] Speaker A: Yeah, get away from me. Go. Go. [00:18:15] Speaker B: I hate that I don't like dogs, but I don't like dogs. So it's just my first experience with dogs was really bad and unfortunately it left a mark. Although as a vet tech, I always worked really well with dogs. [00:18:30] Speaker A: I. I remember, you know, one time I was really high in the woods with my friend Logan and we were out in blm land just way the [00:18:41] Speaker B: like we with like manzanita trees. [00:18:44] Speaker A: And this is up in P Ville. [00:18:47] Speaker B: Yeah, some manzanita trees. [00:18:50] Speaker A: And so we're like just sitting in like the middle of the rocks. [00:18:52] Speaker B: Just like it's poisonous by the way. [00:18:55] Speaker A: Well, that's fine. But we, we were so poor back in those days. [00:19:03] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:19:04] Speaker A: That our pipe was a monster. Can and like a socket. Like a ratchet socket, you know, and just we like taped it together and like, that was the fucking pipe. [00:19:17] Speaker B: That is okay. Suffering is like the mother of invention or something. Like, that's brilliant. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Necessity is the mother of invention. [00:19:28] Speaker B: What's the difference between necessity and suffering? [00:19:31] Speaker A: We aren't suffering. We were having a good ass time. But yeah. So, like, we're sitting there and I'm just like, I have like these pine needles in my hand and a lighter, and I'm like, [00:19:44] Speaker B: I ate pine needles. They stung. Continue. [00:19:46] Speaker A: But I. I like sat there and I just like, lit them on fire. And they like, get like, really small. They do. And I'm like, I look at my friend. I'm like, they look like little spider dicks, Like a little spider deck. And I'm out in the middle of like, blm land before I know it is screaming spider dicks. He's like, shut up, dude. You're gonna get us in trouble. Like, we can't get in trouble. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Can't get in trouble in the blm land. [00:20:32] Speaker A: But yeah, no. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Like, my parents one time decided they want to replicate where, like, Isaac, like, burns like a lamb before he, like, kills his son. And so we went out in the blm land and they had. It was just like a piece. It was like a piece of beef or whatever, which is like a hunk of flesh. And they let it on fire. And we were all just standing there watching it. My dad was like, reciting the Bible. And it was weird, but I was like, I feel like this is what you're supposed to do on blm land. [00:20:58] Speaker A: Don't do that. Don't like, start random fires. [00:21:02] Speaker B: Obviously it's a bad idea. But I was. I was just like, that's one of the first times where I thought, what the hell is going on in my life? Of course, by. Of course at that point in my life, I wasn't allowed to say hell. So I said whatever or something. [00:21:20] Speaker A: Now isn't it cool? [00:21:23] Speaker B: No. There's no rules on blm land. [00:21:25] Speaker A: I learned that there is like, if you start up a camp, they will find you and kick you out. [00:21:33] Speaker B: There was like this giant, like, we were kind of like on. It wasn't like a true, like, cliff, but it was like a good like 13ft down of like pure ran it granite. And I fell down that once the. Out of myself. [00:21:46] Speaker A: I remember, like, I. I was on one of these, like, weed hikes once, and we find like this. This plastic bag just like in the middle, like a little clearing and it's full of lottery tickets. Like lottery scratcher tickets. [00:22:03] Speaker B: Were they already scratched? [00:22:04] Speaker A: No, just rolls and rolls of dim with them. Oh, we got to cash them out. [00:22:13] Speaker B: Oh, how much. Do you remember how much money you made off of? [00:22:16] Speaker A: Oh, like anything that was big. We left it the alone because we knew this was stolen. Like, oh, straight up, obviously. Duh. [00:22:26] Speaker B: No, that was a smart move on your part. [00:22:28] Speaker A: But see, what I did, you know, because I was so paranoid about it was I spread it around like anybody that's like, yo, do you have some money? I'd give them like a little five dollar winter scratcher back. Here you go, bud. [00:22:40] Speaker B: That's bad. Brilliant. [00:22:41] Speaker A: And so, you know, it just went. And everyone in peld fucking needed money. [00:22:46] Speaker B: Everyone was, yeah, it's pel. [00:22:49] Speaker A: So like, yeah, the amount of people just coming in with these stolen ass scratchers just getting money, it's like, we have no idea. I'm like, yep, we, we, you know, and anything that was like, you know, 50 or over, we just, you know, I'm like, cool. [00:23:05] Speaker B: Okay. Was there like a. Okay, so for me, in p. Ville, there was like a line where Peeville became Hangtown and then Peeville was no longer Hangtown. Was there like a line for you? [00:23:18] Speaker A: No, it was all the same fucking thing for me. [00:23:22] Speaker B: There was Peeville and then there was Hangtown. [00:23:24] Speaker A: See, like in Hangtown, you know, as you call it. Yeah, we had like this, you know, one area that we hung out at. [00:23:32] Speaker B: I remember there being like an Eiffel tower type thing, but I know that's wrong. [00:23:38] Speaker A: It wasn't an Eiffel Tower, but. [00:23:40] Speaker B: Yeah, but what was it? Was it a bell tower? [00:23:45] Speaker A: I'd probably look it up because there [00:23:46] Speaker B: was a bakery underneath and they had those like footlongs or they're called. They're called like long johns or something here in Colorado. But they. It was a chocolate bar and then they had chocolate chips on the chocolate and they had them like all like lined up in little lines. I loved those. They were good. And then one day they were gone and my parents told me it was my fault and that was really mean of them, but it was like. It was like a bell tower or something. There was a bell. I remember a bell. And then there were. And then there was like the hardware store that was like a toy store because we weren't allowed to go. Because we weren't allowed to go in to toy store unless we were really good. And we were never that good to go in the toy store. There were so many thrift Stores. And one time I was at a thrift store, and, like, so my mom had talked for ages about this record she used to have as a kid. And then one day I found it, and I was at a thrift store, and unfortunately, that was the day Evinrude had passed. And so I was in the store, and I'm looking at it, and for some reason, I just start bawling. And, like, the store owner is like, oh, my God, what's wrong? And I'm just like, my cat died today. And she's like, oh, do you want the record for free? And I was like, I felt so bad. Cause I wanted to pay for the record. She offered it for free. And I'm like, I don't want someone to feel like I took advantage of my cat dying to get free shit. But then it's got that record. [00:25:13] Speaker A: It's the best way to do it. [00:25:15] Speaker B: I felt really bad. It was a really bad day. Yeah. What is it? [00:25:22] Speaker A: It's a bell tower. [00:25:23] Speaker B: It's a bell tower. It's still there. It's a historic bell tower. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Of course it is. [00:25:29] Speaker B: Oh, my God. That look. That's. That's actually pretty legit. The pine tree's still there in the middle of the road. [00:25:40] Speaker A: That's a Christmas tree. [00:25:41] Speaker B: It's a pine tree. [00:25:43] Speaker A: But that doesn't exist there all the time. [00:25:50] Speaker B: God, that place really sucked. [00:25:56] Speaker A: No, like, it wasn't too bad, but, like, we. Like, we hung out in this. In the parking garage. [00:26:02] Speaker B: Oh, in the parking garage. Oh, my God. That was super sketchy. [00:26:07] Speaker A: Yeah, we. We hung out there. [00:26:09] Speaker B: You were one of those people. [00:26:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, I, Like, I. I smoked massive amounts of weed. Like, I would walk up and down Main street there, smoking. Yeah, I was a problem. [00:26:21] Speaker B: You are a problem. And I knew none of that when I started dating you. You were my knight in shining armor. [00:26:28] Speaker A: Like, one of my favorite things is Canal street over here. Someone went over and, like, we never [00:26:33] Speaker B: went over the freeway. That was the fucking place where the hyenas live in Lion King. We never went over the freeway. [00:26:40] Speaker A: Yeah, like, we'd go over the freeway. Like, my friend lived over here. Yeah, I actually had a couple friends that lived over here. You know, my friend Ariana lived over here, too. But, yeah, like, someone went to Canal street and then covered up the sea with, like, the same color paint. So just said anal Street. And I'm like, [00:27:10] Speaker B: That's fucking hilarious. [00:27:11] Speaker A: I'm like, you guys are mad geniuses. [00:27:15] Speaker B: It's so weird that we grew up in the same place. But never met each other because Hangtown is so small. [00:27:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, there's like, a little fucking hangout spot over here. [00:27:30] Speaker B: The Mystery Bridge. That's how I thought of it in my youth. It was the Mystery Bridge because we never drove over it and we never went under it. But I knew there was a bridge there. And I really love bridges. Like, I fucking love bridges. Like, this is an autism. Love bridges. And we never drove over the bridge. And I always wanted to go over the bridge. Then when I had a car, I didn't know I had freedom. Otherwise I would have driven myself over the bridge. [00:27:58] Speaker A: I wonder if that weird guy is still here. So, like, in front of this Taco [00:28:04] Speaker B: Bell, there's so awful, but so interesting at the same time. There. [00:28:08] Speaker A: There is always, like, this one guy that just stood there smoking cigarettes without a shirt. [00:28:13] Speaker B: Yes, yes, yes. The shirtless guy. And sometimes he had a hat. [00:28:18] Speaker A: And there was a. I can't believe I remember this. And then back there, there was like, a Planet Fitness or whatever. [00:28:26] Speaker B: I don't remember that. We never went down that street. [00:28:28] Speaker A: Well, I did. I. I went there with Ben. And we. We see him, and I'm like, ben, you should go over and give that guy, like, $2. And so he did. He, like, ran out and he's like, hey, bud, here you go. Cause, like, we were getting lunch at Taco Bell, and he, like, goes over and, like, tries to hand him $2, and he's like, ah, no, thank you. And he just comes back in with the $2, and it's like, he didn't want it. [00:29:00] Speaker B: I didn't want. [00:29:02] Speaker A: He didn't want the $2. [00:29:07] Speaker B: That's amazing. Oh, my God, I love that. But there were people who just did. In p. Villo. [00:29:18] Speaker A: He might have been, like, a multi millionaire, like, and just probably was and just, like, kind of hung out. He's like, okay, yeah, I did it. I did the thing. And now he can just be, like, an insane person. It's not illegal to stand there without a shirt on. [00:29:31] Speaker B: How much money would I made if I'd sit out there without a shirt on? [00:29:34] Speaker A: Probably, like, enough for what? A meal at Taco Bell. Go inside, get free Taco Bell. Anyway. [00:29:42] Speaker B: Oh, so my titties aren't that great. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Pretty good. [00:29:45] Speaker B: But I mean, I'm okay. [00:29:47] Speaker A: If I saw a woman without a shirt on, I'm not, like, gonna be like, yeah, I'm gonna go give her money. [00:29:53] Speaker B: Not. [00:29:54] Speaker A: No. Why would I give her money? [00:29:55] Speaker B: Because she got titties out. [00:29:58] Speaker A: So [00:30:01] Speaker B: isn't that, like Worth something to guys if. [00:30:04] Speaker A: If they're already out, why am I, like, paying for something that I already got? [00:30:08] Speaker B: That is true, and I cannot argue against that. [00:30:11] Speaker A: Now, if you had a sign that said, like, $5 per flash, you know, it's like they come over and, like, give you $5, and you pull out the camera and, like, it's like, oh, you got us. You know? [00:30:24] Speaker B: Okay, if I was out in the thing, I would say $5 for Flash. But when they gave me the $5, I'd be like, okay, here is one tit. You got to pay 10 for the two. That'd be my underhand. [00:30:38] Speaker A: Yeah. People would be like, yeah, hell yeah. [00:30:40] Speaker B: Like, is a single titty like that attractive? [00:30:43] Speaker A: Men will take whatever we can get. But, like, we're not. [00:30:48] Speaker B: Like, a single titty would be, like, kind of gross. [00:30:52] Speaker A: Why? [00:30:54] Speaker B: Because they're supposed to come in pairs. No, I don't like it when two is divided into one. That's like, one of my biggest things I have against math is when two is divisible, because that's fucking weird. It's like when clients, like, drop off their cat food boarding. They're like, oh, yeah, we feed the cat a can and a half, and it's like, okay, do you mean the cat gets a can and a half in the morning or in the evening? Or is the cat supposed to get 75% of a can twice a day? That means nothing when things are divisible by two and then can have themselves again. That's fucked. There used to be this gelato place that me and my mom went to, and I would get the espresso gelato with mini chocolate chips. I hated the espresso, but I just really wanted the mini chocolate chips. So I asked for that so I could eat the mini chocolate chips. And then I ate the espresso, even though I hated it. But it was worth it for the mini chocolate chips. They were so tiny, and I like miniature things a lot. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah, we used to hang back there. [00:32:03] Speaker B: Yes. That was over the fucking fence. I never got to go over the fence. [00:32:07] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like our little secret hide spot. [00:32:11] Speaker B: How did I live inside a cage in fucking Hangtown? [00:32:14] Speaker A: Because you didn't live in Hangtown. You lived way the fuck out there. [00:32:17] Speaker B: We did live out in the boonies. Like, when we first moved out there, we didn't even have electricity. That's how far out we were. Like, we didn't. Like, we moved out when I was 3, and then we didn't have electricity until I was 5. And that's when Max was born. Life got a lot better after my dad had a son. He, like, actually, like, put a lot more effort into our house and making it more livable. [00:32:41] Speaker A: I mean, I gave you a pretty good house. [00:32:44] Speaker B: I have a castle. Babe, you've no idea how mind blowing this house is to me. Like, I remember one time I was staying with my aunt, uncle, and my grandpa was still alive at the time. And my uncle once was talking about how one time, like, he was talking about how small the house was, and my grandpa looked at him and he said, no, this place is a castle. And that stuck with me forever because, like, my grandpa, like, he ran away from. He was. He ran away from home when he was 14 because his dad was super abusive. And then he lied about his age. And then he joined the Air Force and then he was like, in Alaska for a long time. And so how he met my grandpa is. Was he was actually exchanging letters. So he was over in World War I, I think. And he was exchanging letters with my grandma's sister. And then my grandma's sister was like, no, fuck this. I don't want to be with this guy who is like a fucking soldier. And so he was sending letters and my grandma's mom made her send letters back because she didn't want a soldier to get a Dear John letter. And so then he started exchanging letters with my grandma. And then my grandma fell in love with him. But then he was in Alaska and my grandma told him, I'm not going to fucking live in Alaska. So then he moved out to California and then my grandma moved in with him. Kind of like me because I wasn't going to move out to North Dakota. [00:33:56] Speaker A: I mean, it's pretty dope. [00:33:58] Speaker B: It is not dope. [00:34:02] Speaker A: It's pretty cool. [00:34:02] Speaker B: No, it wasn't. [00:34:03] Speaker A: I like it. [00:34:04] Speaker B: I hated it. I came out three times and I hate it. [00:34:08] Speaker A: Like, what would you do if, like, I wanted to move to Japan? [00:34:12] Speaker B: I mean, I'd be a little bit irritated because I'm learning Chinese now and not Japanese, but it'd be okay. [00:34:19] Speaker A: Like, what if we, like, you know, move to like, one of these rural fucking towns out in the middle of nowhere? [00:34:23] Speaker B: I am okay. You would have to do all the work by yourself, though. Like, I wouldn't be able to help very much anymore. So I like, I just want to live somewhere where you don't have to pick up as much slack from me. [00:34:39] Speaker A: See, Japan doesn't, like, look at this parking lot. Like just, you know, big ass building. [00:34:44] Speaker B: Can you imagine Me trying to park [00:34:45] Speaker A: there, it'd be fine. [00:34:49] Speaker B: Although I'd have a smaller car though, wouldn't I? [00:34:53] Speaker A: It's all food. And [00:34:59] Speaker B: I wouldn't mind moving to Japan. In all honesty, I would just be really embarrassed until I learned the language. And even then I feel like having [00:35:07] Speaker A: a house in Japan and then taking like three months stints and going to Japan every once in a while because you're allowed to have. [00:35:17] Speaker B: So you want a timeshare? [00:35:19] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. [00:35:22] Speaker B: If you only want to go for a few cents, you might as well get a timeshare. No, your dad has timeshares and it works out every time for us. [00:35:32] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure he just has. That's like. He stays at Marriott and like, that's a completely separate thing. [00:35:37] Speaker B: No, he said he has a timeshare in Las Vegas. He has a timeshare in Hawaii and he's a timeshare in Las Vegas. He needs a timeshare in one other place. [00:35:43] Speaker A: I think he better not die and, like, leave me with these timeshares. [00:35:50] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure it'll already be paid off. Are they like a rent thing? [00:35:53] Speaker A: No, they. You don't pay off a timeshare. [00:35:57] Speaker B: I still think it's a. I don't think it's a wrong thing. Sorry, babe. It clearly works out for your dad. [00:36:09] Speaker A: Yeah, but when you have to, you know, pay a yearly upkeep fee, which is how much? Let's look it up. [00:36:16] Speaker B: What's the average cost of a. Okay, what's. [00:36:18] Speaker A: What's the average cost of a time [00:36:20] Speaker B: share per in Hawaii? Let's be honest. [00:36:26] Speaker A: $23,000. [00:36:28] Speaker B: That's a lot more than I thought it would be. [00:36:29] Speaker A: So. Yes. [00:36:31] Speaker B: Well, that's for ultra luxury. Okay. [00:36:34] Speaker A: See if there's $15,000. [00:36:37] Speaker B: See if there's a timeshare available in Japan and how much it is. [00:36:41] Speaker A: No, I. I don't want a timeshare. You know, Absolutely not. [00:36:48] Speaker B: But there's no point in owning a house that we only go to at [00:36:51] Speaker A: times that we can go to, like, you know, during, like the fall or during, like the winter. We own the house outright, and then we can rent that shit for the rest of the year to other people. [00:37:03] Speaker B: I would love to be a snowbird, I'm not gonna lie. [00:37:06] Speaker A: So how fun would that be that we, you know, I can make. Okay, cool. I have this house in Japan that is, you know, immaculately done. And often will we go maybe like once a year. [00:37:18] Speaker B: So you can only rent it out for how many months of the year? 9. Who's going to just sign up for a nine month lease? [00:37:26] Speaker A: Airbnb is work. Fantastic. [00:37:29] Speaker B: Airbnb do work. Fantastic. And I cannot argue with that. [00:37:32] Speaker A: So Airbnb, like a hotel type thing, Right? [00:37:36] Speaker B: Okay, that makes better sense. [00:37:37] Speaker A: Not a timeshare. And then guess what? All the money that comes from that pays for the Japan trip, [00:37:46] Speaker B: that makes a lot of sense. [00:37:48] Speaker A: And it's like, yeah, I'm not making a ton of money on this thing, but you know, Americans that come over, they get to deal with another American that's going to. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Your land tax in Japan. Although you'd have to translate it, so never mind. [00:38:04] Speaker A: How much is property tax in Japan? [00:38:06] Speaker B: That's what I meant to say. [00:38:08] Speaker A: 1.6. So less than here. [00:38:11] Speaker B: What's here? [00:38:13] Speaker A: Like 3. [00:38:14] Speaker B: 3%? A lot. [00:38:16] Speaker A: Yes. So yeah, you know. Okay, cool. You know, we'll be all fine. [00:38:30] Speaker B: He said wanted to come out and appraise your houses at a lower price. [00:38:36] Speaker A: Yes. [00:38:38] Speaker B: And then you pay less property tax. Is that a bad thing? I mean, I mean, our property is lowered by the fact the maggots next door. [00:38:51] Speaker A: The way, the way the taxes work. I, I understand how the taxes all [00:38:54] Speaker B: work and I do not. [00:38:55] Speaker A: I understand how all this bureaucratic works [00:38:59] Speaker B: and I know nothing. [00:39:00] Speaker A: Yeah. So just, you know, let it be and it's fine. [00:39:04] Speaker B: The last time the house got appraised, it went up by like 50,000. And you were really upset for a while, huh? [00:39:10] Speaker A: Yeah, because it's, it's some old. Because guess what? They get to, you know, tax, you know, all that, that increases my insurance rates. [00:39:21] Speaker B: So why don't all people get their houses appraised down? [00:39:25] Speaker A: Because what happens when they appraise it higher, [00:39:30] Speaker B: but if it praises lower, you pay less tax. [00:39:33] Speaker A: But if it appraises higher, then pay [00:39:35] Speaker B: someone to appraise it lower, [00:39:39] Speaker A: they'll lose their license like immediately. [00:39:42] Speaker B: There has to be underhanded people. No, there's always criminals. [00:39:46] Speaker A: And they get caught and they lose their license immediately. So they're not willing to do that. Just like me. I'm not willing to drive when I'm out of hours. I'm not willing to drive my truck illegally because I will lose my license and lose my job. Imagine, you know, if someone comes in is like, hey, can you identify my cat as, you know, my cat and like, take my wife's name off of this because I'm gonna, you know, ditch her and leave the country. [00:40:18] Speaker B: It depends. [00:40:21] Speaker A: What if it's like just some like, vindictive dude that like, hates his like, wife and it's like, I'm gonna. [00:40:26] Speaker B: Okay, so someone comes in and says they want to transition ownership of their cat from their partner. The partner also has to come in and say, we'll do this, but. [00:40:35] Speaker A: But you can just say that the partner was there. Okay, so you see how it goes? Yeah. [00:40:41] Speaker B: No, but that's how I got chai tea. The wife surrendered the. Because, like, chai tea belonged basically to the dad. And then when dad was in the hospital because he broke his foot, the wife came surrendered him. I wasn't there when it happened, so I don't know quite. Because I don't know quite how it happened because it really shouldn't have. But everyone was like, basically everyone. Basically how it happened was everyone's like, yeah, there's a techie who wants a rag doll. And so, like, I'm like, at home and I get a call and then. And I call her. Dazzle. Dazzle was like, do you want a free rag doll? And I was like, I do. My husband's not home now. And so, like, I go over there and I'm like, oh, this is hershey and the Dr. Hobbs. Like, okay, you just take him over for the. I'm like, I take him home for the weekend. She's like, yeah, you take him home. He's never coming back. And I'm like, are you sure? She's like, I promise. And so I took Chai Chi home and he never went back. Yeah, but I did what Dr. Hov told me to do. [00:41:36] Speaker A: But here's the thing. Like, that was a huge. [00:41:40] Speaker B: Yeah, no, he came back and asked for the cat back, but it had been over a month and. And like, again, he came by in a day, I wasn't there. And everyone's like, no, you can't have the cat back. And I don't. And like. And so, like, then he came by, like another week later to like, draw. Oh, my God, I feel so bad. I ran into him at work the other day and I mean. And he asked me how chai tea was doing, and I was just like, talking about Chaiti's life with us. And he started crying and he had to leave. And I felt really bad. Yes, I. I remember he has another rag doll now. [00:42:11] Speaker A: Good. [00:42:13] Speaker B: You know, he's also divorced from her. [00:42:15] Speaker A: It's. It's an emotional fucking thing. Like, I watched this dude, cuz, Ben's ex girlfriend, like, really want to crash the car? No. [00:42:24] Speaker B: Okay. [00:42:25] Speaker A: The one now. Here. [00:42:27] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. With the fucking husky. [00:42:30] Speaker A: Yeah. And so, like, we were out there fucking picking up the husky. And the dude was, like, getting ready to, you know, hand over the husky. And this dude is fucking bawling his eyes out. [00:42:40] Speaker B: Yeah. And she had no business adopting that husky. [00:42:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, she gave it back. [00:42:44] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. Thank God. But giving the fucking dog weed. And I told her not to. [00:42:50] Speaker A: Like, what's insane is, like, now that guy has to, you know, get his dog back, you know, fall back in love with his dog and then give it away again. [00:43:00] Speaker B: So we had a her hair. She's now a clinic cat. But, like, this chick came by and she lost her place, and she was moving in with her friend, and the friend said, the only way you can move in is you get rid of the cat. And so, like, the girl's like, here. Like, she's bawling her eyes off. Drop in Canada. And the French is like, hurry the up. And I'm like, if I had to either live in my car with my cat or give up my cat to move into a place, I would live in my car with my cat. Like, fuck that. [00:43:26] Speaker A: Yeah. If we ever lost this place and, you know, we needed to, like, make some shit work, I'd just get, like, an RV or something. There we go. [00:43:33] Speaker B: But. But in that interim, the cats would stay at the clinic because we're a boarding facility. Like, when I was hired a cat specialist, we had just been evicted at the place with, like, the dude who's growing the weed underground. And so my cats had to go. And so, like, I'm just hired, and I'm like, hey, we got evict. Can I board my cats here? And, like, I remember fucking what's her face, she was just like, okay. And then when I got hired at Carefree Cats that same day, I had to be like, can I board my cats? Because we are in the middle of buying the house, and we were in that weird week and a half where we were, like, out of the pyros, but we couldn't move into the place yet. And so if I ever get a next job, clearly I'm gonna have to board the cats there again. [00:44:11] Speaker A: Nah. Like, I, I, I'm. I'm easily making mortgage payments. It's fine. Everything just on auto. [00:44:18] Speaker B: Pay auto pays nice until you make less money and you forget that I [00:44:25] Speaker A: make a bunch of money. [00:44:26] Speaker B: Mm. [00:44:28] Speaker A: So, you know, be happy. [00:44:30] Speaker B: Very happy. Like I said, this is a castle. [00:44:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Getting rid of your animal fucking socks. [00:44:43] Speaker B: It does so. And if a friend makes you get rid of your pet to move in with them, that is not your friend. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Well, I Mean, what if the landlord's like, hey, you can't have cats here. And it's like, you know, either a, you know, get rid of your cat to move in here, or B, you just can't move in here because my landlord does not, you know, allow cats in here. And if I get evicted out of this place where it has good rent and everything, I have an eviction on my record because of you, I will be pissed again. [00:45:13] Speaker B: I will live in my car with my pet. [00:45:17] Speaker A: So, yeah, I mean, it's not hard to, you know, get your together and, you know, find a place that's like, yeah, you can have cats. [00:45:26] Speaker B: Like, our cats are more important than my life. [00:45:32] Speaker A: So. But, you know, onto, you know, some other stuff. So. [00:45:42] Speaker B: We went far. We went so far, so much fun. [00:45:46] Speaker A: But yesterday I gave my first tattoo. [00:45:51] Speaker B: So proud of you. [00:45:52] Speaker A: I didn't get a tattoo. I gave. [00:45:54] Speaker B: So proud of you. [00:45:56] Speaker A: Now, did I follow any safety or, you know, sanitary rules whatsoever? [00:46:02] Speaker B: No, have to. It's skin. [00:46:03] Speaker A: Was I drunk? Yes. [00:46:05] Speaker B: Even better. [00:46:07] Speaker A: It was my friend's birthday and you know, another, you know, one of my other friends that, you know, lives at this apartment is like, I'm going to go to sleep. I look at him like, you ain't sleeping. I know you. [00:46:20] Speaker B: How many hours were you into the party? [00:46:23] Speaker A: Oh, this is probably like 11 o' clock at night. [00:46:26] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not happening. [00:46:28] Speaker A: And [00:46:30] Speaker B: it was an impromptu party. [00:46:32] Speaker A: Yeah. And then, like, they break out like a tattoo gun and like, they're like, doing like the little, you know, chicken scratch tattoos on each other. And like, one of her friends is like, hey, I want a tattoo from every single one of you. I want like either a dot or a line, which is a good drunk [00:46:49] Speaker B: decision as far as I'm concerned. [00:46:50] Speaker A: It was fine. Yeah, we all did pretty good. It's like, okay. Yeah. [00:46:56] Speaker B: And what if it, like, accidentally came out in a Morse code? [00:47:01] Speaker A: That. That was the whole thing. It's like, what? What does it say? No, but it was like, you know, like, down, you know, I hope it [00:47:08] Speaker B: said you're a [00:47:11] Speaker A: no. 14. It's not enough lines and nods. [00:47:15] Speaker B: Ah, Continue. [00:47:17] Speaker A: So, yeah, we, we did that. And you know, it was interesting because, like, I have like a bunch of like, these, you know, crazy friends and just, we all just show up. So that, that was a lot of fun, you know, but unfortunately, I am losing that route. I am losing my overnight route. And it is sad because it's like, you know, I have to, like, now give up, like, you know, all my friends and Seeing them all the time. [00:47:47] Speaker B: Very sorry for that. [00:47:49] Speaker A: And it's like. And I, I, I knew it was common, but it's like, you know, I had like 10 years to, you know, go out and have all this fun. So that's what I did. [00:48:03] Speaker B: Is there a car is driving by? [00:48:05] Speaker A: Okay. I'm like, I, I hear like Mexican music. [00:48:08] Speaker B: I'm like, do you know when I pull up, like, do you feel my bass? [00:48:12] Speaker A: There's so many people with fucking loud ass music. [00:48:14] Speaker B: I know, but like, when I pull up, like, all of a sudden Mochi and Chai Tea will like, run out into the catio. And I wonder if they know it's my car. If they just do that for every car that has base. But I never see Chai Tea run out to the catio when other cars with bass drive by. [00:48:29] Speaker A: No. [00:48:29] Speaker B: Or is that because he knows I'm home? [00:48:31] Speaker A: They hear the gate. [00:48:33] Speaker B: No, it's like, no. Like, I will pull up and then I'll be next to the neighbor's house and I see them run out before I even flip a bitch to pull up. [00:48:42] Speaker A: I mean, they'll sit out there and [00:48:44] Speaker B: no, they come running out and Chai Tea has his tail up and Momo's so cute. And then, like, there'll be like the tension to kind of look at each other. And then Momo either jumps up a level or Chai Tea jumps up the level. And when I get out of the car, it's decided who has the top level. It's about 50. 50. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Yep. They're very cute cats. [00:49:02] Speaker B: And then I give Momo her wild leaves so she can munch on them and get high. But let's see how long I feed my cat's addiction. It is catnip, though. If it was like, if I didn't know what kind of planning was, I'd never give it to him. [00:49:17] Speaker A: So, yeah, no, you know, good friends. And it's gonna be sad when, you [00:49:26] Speaker B: know, it will be. [00:49:27] Speaker A: It all goes away and I won't [00:49:29] Speaker B: know how to support you. [00:49:31] Speaker A: I mean, it's, you know, it's whatever. I'm just kind of hoping that their plans for getting rid of the route just kind of fall apart. And they're like, yeah, we can't hire anybody out there. So either we're gonna have to have an overnight from Albuquerque or an overnight from Colorado Springs. Just do continue what you guys are doing. Like, yeah, and then I'll be very, very happy. But if they somehow pull a miracle out their ass, then I'll be like, well, I'll cover that route when that guy needs time off, because it'll be five days a week, non stop. So also probably here, you know, going forward, you know, we'll either do shorter episodes or one episode every two weeks. That way, you know, it's both me [00:50:36] Speaker B: and my best year now chronically ill. 2026 has gone great. [00:50:41] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, everyone's getting sick, everyone's getting, you know, whatever. But that way I can, you know, focus on other things as well. So we'll do like an episode every other week, or, you know, just do like little shorty episodes. Like little 15, 30 minute episodes, you know, like, I thought this one was gonna be a little shorty, but, you know, this one we just kind of, you know, went off tangents and I [00:51:03] Speaker B: had so much fun. [00:51:04] Speaker A: I love talking about drug use. You know, my old days of fucking doing drugs. And my parents never had to pay for rehab, so I think that's an extra bonus. [00:51:14] Speaker B: It is. [00:51:15] Speaker A: It's like, oh, yeah, no, my son did a ton of drugs and just. We never knew, so. But, yeah, like, we might miss some weeks, you know, but I. I have some other, you know, planning. And, yeah, we'd be able to get much better, much higher quality episodes doing it that way too. [00:51:42] Speaker B: Mm. [00:51:43] Speaker A: You know, be able to planchem shit. But other than that, we will see you all maybe in next week, maybe in two weeks. I don't know. We'll see how Courtney's feeling. Hopefully Courtney's feeling better. Keeping your thoughts and. [00:52:00] Speaker B: Yeah, no players or blessings that. [00:52:03] Speaker A: What? [00:52:04] Speaker B: No play? No prayers or blessings that I made a noise and it wasn't words. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Send money. Like, if you want to help her, send money. Send money to me and I'll pray for her. Yeah, don't. Don't actually do that. Don't. I mean, if you do send me money, I'll take all the money and spend it on dumb. So if you want to waste money on me, go ahead and send it in to my PayPal or whatever, Or my venmo. All right. Until then. Later. Peace. [00:52:48] Speaker B: Bye.