Butt Breathing

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another week of the Human podcast. I'm not entirely sure if I even put out the last one. I might have just, you know, completely, you know, zoned it out and. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Well, you'll find out when you go to upload this one. [00:00:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. You know, and I'm like, oh, no. Did I? Maybe, maybe not. [00:00:20] Speaker B: Then did they just get a twofer special or then it becomes a back shelf episode? [00:00:24] Speaker A: Nope, I just, you know, upload them, you know, one after the other. Just, you know, it's fine. But we did have. It was Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Capitalism Day. We didn't have any turkey. [00:00:44] Speaker B: Turkey's nasty. [00:00:45] Speaker A: My favorite part about Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. And this is a human podcast. I'm right. [00:00:49] Speaker B: You already said that. [00:00:50] Speaker A: Did I? [00:00:51] Speaker B: I thought so. Maybe had your, like, trucker voice on for a second. [00:00:56] Speaker A: My trucker voice? [00:00:58] Speaker B: Yes. You have a trucker voice. [00:01:00] Speaker A: I have a trucker voice. [00:01:01] Speaker B: You always intro with your trucker voice. [00:01:04] Speaker A: With my trucker voice? [00:01:06] Speaker B: Yes. [00:01:07] Speaker A: I'm offended now. [00:01:09] Speaker B: No, whenever you do your jokes and you talk about other truckers, that's the voice you use for the other truckers. [00:01:23] Speaker A: The other. [00:01:30] Speaker B: See, like, it's his business voice. It's his business voice. [00:01:35] Speaker A: You have to, like, come out running like that. That. That's the whole thing with, like any podcast. You have to like, big boom and like, you know, hit it hard. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Yeah. And you pull out your trucker voice for it. [00:01:46] Speaker A: I don't have a trucker voice. You do like, like the, the voice I use, like when I'm actually in the truck sounds nothing like this. My. My voice from in the truck is like, move your fucking ass out of my goddamn way. If you want to go back to California or Texas, go back there. Fuck you. Stay out of my goddamn state. Like that. That's. [00:02:08] Speaker B: That's literally your normal voice. [00:02:11] Speaker A: That, that's, you know how I sound? Yeah, no, but like that, that's me being nice. You know, usually I'm like, I hope you fall off this goddamn mountain and, you know, get hurt. Like, I. I hope you survive the fall. I be like, oh, and then your car's just destroyed and your vacation's over, you know, and the fucking Winnebago that you're fucking hauling behind is just totaled and you never get to go on vacation again. [00:02:41] Speaker B: The poor Winnie. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Yeah, it's always like these fucking, you know, dipshits that are fucking hauling, you know, they're, you know, side by sides or, you know, hauling their fifth wheel campers that drive like Just complete jackasses. You're on vacation. Get out of the fucking way. [00:03:01] Speaker B: I mean, some of them have screaming kids in the back, so can you blame them? [00:03:05] Speaker A: You shouldn't have had them if you didn't want them. Pull out. Come on her tits. It's way better. You know, turn her into a little toaster strudel. [00:03:16] Speaker B: Ew. [00:03:18] Speaker A: You know, see if you can get, like, two, you know. You know, like, hit, like, both, you know, nipples like they're fucking targets. [00:03:24] Speaker B: Ew. [00:03:27] Speaker A: Do that. [00:03:28] Speaker B: Have you ever once thought that in your head? [00:03:30] Speaker A: All the time. Are you kidding me? I. I, like, look at nipples and, like, they're little targets for, like, my come. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Ew. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Yeah, like, you don't want to know the horrendous that goes through a guy's head, you know, like, there. There. There's times where I'll just be, like, sitting there. I'm like, don't. Don't say that. You know, and I'll just, like, let the moment pass. And I'm like, the. There. I'm better off for it. [00:03:57] Speaker B: I'm like, what Did I have to talk you out of sending to your dad? [00:04:02] Speaker A: So my. My dad sent, you know, like, a group chat. This is, you know, old Boomer Whiteman things. Just group chat to, like, me, my wife, my two brothers. Happy Thanksgiving. Not nothing else. Just Happy Thanksgiving, you know, he might have said something else. I. I didn't really read it. I. I just saw. Sure. And so I'm like. And I. I thought about, you know, sending back. I'm like, you're welcome for our ancestors saving your white asses, you know, or something snarky like that. [00:04:38] Speaker B: It was snarkier, but that's pretty close. [00:04:40] Speaker A: And I'm just like, okay, let's not do that. [00:04:45] Speaker B: There's, like, levels of your snark. And, like, your dad, I think, is okay up to, like, level six, but you were pulling a hard eight. [00:04:54] Speaker A: I'm like, yeah, like, when I'm on, you know, Facebook, I think about it all the time. I think about, you know, like, someone posting something, you know, like, heartfelt and genuine and, like, there's just, like, a little fucking, you know, evil part of me that's like, do something snarky. Say something snarky. Like, no, just leave it alone. Just get off of Facebook. Because then, you know, if you say something snarky, then a bunch of people are gonna come out of the woodworks and make, how dare you. You're a piece of shit. And it's like, oh, God damn it. [00:05:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Was it worth the effort? [00:05:30] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. Every time. It's always worth the effort. But, you know, I'm just like. Just let it pass. Just. And then there's just times where I'm just like, I can't stop myself, you know? But I've been trying to do better. I try to, you know, post nice things. I try and post genuine, heartfelt things like, oh, yeah, that. [00:06:04] Speaker B: You know, where. [00:06:08] Speaker A: I. I posted one genuine, nice thing. My friend's husband died, and so I'm like, I'm sorry that happened. [00:06:16] Speaker B: That sucks to say. You never post on your page? [00:06:20] Speaker A: No, not on my page. On her page. [00:06:24] Speaker B: Oh, okay. That's different. [00:06:27] Speaker A: Yeah. And I'm like, there. There would be. It's just inappropriate to, you know, the. The. Like, my. My first instinct was say something nice. She's going through a bad time right now and having a field everything. So I'm just gonna let it, you know, simmer a bit. And then, you know, like, hey, how are you doing? Now that. Now that everyone's like, hey, you know, sorry that happened, champ. You'll. You'll get over it. It's funny. Like, your little, like, background Courtney is like, you know, cut off, like, at your forehead. [00:07:11] Speaker B: I know. It was weird. [00:07:13] Speaker A: Oh, okay. You can see it too. Okay. I'm just. [00:07:17] Speaker B: See it. [00:07:17] Speaker A: I. I just imagine her, like, on Candy Crush during, like, the podcast. Like, you know, and then I say something genuinely funny, and she's like, oh, I'm back in. [00:07:29] Speaker B: Sometimes. Yeah. [00:07:31] Speaker A: Oh, of course. All the time. I get it. You know, Like, I'll. I'll be doing comedy up on stage, and if I can get someone to put down their phone, that's a win without yelling at them either. Like, because people, like, you'll get up on stage and people be on their phone, and, like, the challenge is to get them to put down their phone and actually pay attention to the shit that you're saying, because it's so much funnier than the memes that they see on Instagram. Okay, hop up, then. There you go. I don't know why you, you know, hop up and hop down. [00:08:07] Speaker B: She's a mo. It's up to emo to decide what emo wants to do. [00:08:12] Speaker A: There you are. You happy now? [00:08:14] Speaker B: Oh, she's a little happy. She's giving me a big old shitty look. [00:08:20] Speaker A: Like, Mochi doesn't care if I'm, like, just sitting here playing games or whatever. She's just like, oh, you're doing your podcast thing. Yeah, I'm going to bother you now. Find a comfy spot. Find a happy spot. Not on my balls, please. [00:08:40] Speaker B: So I sit behind you. So all I can see is her tail sashing from side to side like a little shark fin. I don't see her actually moving around. And until she pops up in sight. [00:08:51] Speaker A: There. Are you happy? I cleared that all off for you so you can have your little, you know, throne back. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, yeah. [00:09:02] Speaker A: I have like a subwoofer on top of my mini fridge and she likes to sit up there because she can see everything. But yeah, my, my favorite part about Thanksgiving in general is just watching all the turkey fails. You know, everybody that you know got themselves a turkey cooker for the first time ever. Like the propane turkey cooker. And they like set it up, put in all the peanut oil and they're like, yeah. And they like, you know, have the 20 pound turkey and they're just like. And they just drop it in and like everything just engulfs in flames. [00:09:40] Speaker B: Like, did you never watch your mom fried chicken? [00:09:43] Speaker A: It's a turkey. It's a completely different thing. But like, they'll, when you, when you. [00:09:46] Speaker B: Have something hot, you slow and you drop it away from you. [00:09:53] Speaker A: I mean, it's still, it'll get you. So they're, they're scared of it getting them, but yeah, no, like, they'll, like, they'll fill it all the way to the top. You know, this is just, you know, drunk dude math, B. It'll be fine. And they just, you know, like, if it's at the top, it'll stay at the top. [00:10:10] Speaker B: You decided to have the fried turkey. Tastes good. [00:10:15] Speaker A: I'm sure. Some idiot. [00:10:18] Speaker B: Or is this just a Darwin test? [00:10:21] Speaker A: I mean, it, it's, it's to see who would die in the apocalypse first. [00:10:27] Speaker B: A well known delicacy. [00:10:29] Speaker A: It, it, it's just like, you know, you, you see them pull out the, you know, just charred black. Like, I didn't know you could char something black and in oil. I didn't know that was a possibility. And then I, I see people pulling out their turkeys just ruined. [00:10:46] Speaker B: Anything's possible when it comes to stupid. [00:10:49] Speaker A: And also my second favorite, and I feel bad for these people are the ones that have like macaroni or a casserole or a lasagna in like a aluminum 10. And then it just buckles under the weight of all the food and just falls out of their hands onto the floor. Like two hours before everyone's set to arrive. The chili just like. Or their dish will just explode in the Oven. It's like, yeah, if your dish explodes. [00:11:19] Speaker B: In the oven, you did something wrong. [00:11:23] Speaker A: Thermal shock will do that. [00:11:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I did with my pizza stone. [00:11:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:32] Speaker B: Okay, But I broke a pizza stone. But I've never broken any of my glass cookware. [00:11:39] Speaker A: It's because I'm pretty sure we have, like, real Pyrex. We at least have, you know, the good anchor stuff. Yeah, we also don't cook that much with the glassware either. [00:11:51] Speaker B: Well, if I go buy new glassware, I'm buying it from fricking thrift shops where it's already been proven. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Well, you know, there's these insane people that go to thrift shops just to look for official Pyrex. Like, okay, let me find the real. And I'm like, let other people, you know, have a chance to find some cool. Please. [00:12:15] Speaker B: Thrift stores are where it's at. [00:12:17] Speaker A: Well, if you're going to a thrift store to make money, like, I. I get it. You're. You're doing your hustle, and I respect the fucking hustle, but let other people fucking, you know, get shit that they need. Yeah, I'm drinking all the eggnog before I fucking start to hate it again. [00:12:37] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, when I texted you, you could have told me you already had eggnog. [00:12:44] Speaker A: Oh, trust me, I'll drink all the fucking eggnog. [00:12:46] Speaker B: You have what, eight gallons of eggnog? Eggs, eggnog. [00:12:49] Speaker A: Now the big things are only a half gallon. [00:12:51] Speaker B: Okay, well, my over exaggeration. Less fun that you now that you know more math than me. [00:13:00] Speaker A: Oh, trust me, as the person that drinks it, I'm like, I can drink a half gallon of eggnog, no problem. Straight to the dome. Drinking a gallon of eggnog. That. That puts me into a world of pain. That. That sucks. [00:13:17] Speaker B: We were both in pain. [00:13:21] Speaker A: I mean, me most of all. [00:13:23] Speaker B: I had to smell it. [00:13:25] Speaker A: That sucks for you. [00:13:26] Speaker B: It was worse. Okay, the wor. Okay, it didn't beat the expired yogurt, but it was close. [00:13:34] Speaker A: Expired yogurt? What are you talking about? [00:13:36] Speaker B: You got an entire flat of expired yogurt from one of your friends because they were going to throw it away, and. And then you proceeded to eat it and. Oh, my God. [00:13:48] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I remember that. So the hotel that I go to, you know, like, they cannot, you know, if you, you know, serve food at all, you cannot serve expired food. So all the, you know, yogurt was, like, about to. He had an entire flat of yogurt, and it was, you know, winter time, and so it's like hey, you want this whole flat of yogurt? You know, otherwise I just have to like throw it away. I'm like, sure, yeah, I'll throw in the back of my truck, you know, stay cold back there. And so I got it, you know, home, still fucking freezing, still, you know, got in my, you know, here and I, you know, filled up my mini fridge with all this, you know, yogurt and I just, you know, ate like six of them a day. [00:14:30] Speaker B: It was awful. [00:14:31] Speaker A: It was the best time of my life. No, trust me, if he offers it again, I'm taking it again. [00:14:39] Speaker B: There were literally nights I would go out and sleep in the living room. [00:14:43] Speaker A: They're not that bad. [00:14:45] Speaker B: No, they were that bad, babe. [00:14:51] Speaker A: I'm sure it's fine. [00:14:52] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no, no. It was awful. [00:14:55] Speaker A: Well, that, that throws us right into the first story. Butt breathing can help people who can't get oxygen the regular way. [00:15:04] Speaker B: I'm assuming we're not talking about tardigrid tardigrades. I did my best. [00:15:13] Speaker A: I mean like, I do the opposite of butt breathing. I like butt breathe out and it's like I don't ever butt breathe in. But. Takan Nori Takabay is on a mission to find out if people can breathe through their butts. As a medical doctor and a stem cell biologist, Takabe spends most of his time in the trying to develop lab made livers to treat organ failure. His side quest is to explore Backside breathing. Began several years ago when his father caught pneumonia and had to be put on a ventilator. I was really shocked in how invasive it is. Yeah, of course. [00:15:58] Speaker B: No, no. Until they see it and they're like, oh. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. I mean like there's a reason we don't use them in the vet world. [00:16:07] Speaker A: Yeah. When you do like they do in. [00:16:09] Speaker B: Humans, we would never do in the vet world because it's up. [00:16:13] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean when people have, you know, DNRs on their, it's like for a reason, like they're gonna you up when trying to resuscitate you and it's not a great time. But he was really shocked about how invasive it is. Says you know of Cincinnati Children's Hospital in Ohio, the University of Osaka in Japan. Taka Bay is worried about how the procedure might affect his dad, who had already had part of one lung removed to a past infection. His father's lack wasn't enough. That's when Takabe got curious if he could help patients get oxygen into their body without involving the Lungs. I mean, technically, yes, I see where this guy is coming from. You know, if you can, you know, use your butt to fucking get oxygen into the blood. [00:17:12] Speaker B: Okay. I thought this was going to lead with them. With them using like certain type of lining of the gut to replace the cells of the lung. Like they were looking at how they could like snap from one organ and translocate into another organ. I wasn't expecting this. Okay, this is cooler. [00:17:30] Speaker A: But yeah, no, he, he was pretty much getting the idea from freshwater fish called loaches, for instance, that can swallow air to supplement in their gill breathing in low oxygen water. With his background in gast gastroenterology, Taco Bay near the intestine, Intestinal tract is rich in blood vessels. That's why enemas can deliver medicine to the bloodstream. Taco Base suspected that perhaps oxygen could pass from the intestines to the bloodstream too. [00:18:05] Speaker B: Capillaries. [00:18:06] Speaker A: This is smart. I like this guy. [00:18:08] Speaker B: Okay. Oh my God. I wasn't wrong. This is what he is talking about. Okay. [00:18:12] Speaker A: Taco Bay and his colleagues developed an enema like treatment that sends liquids called some crazy word, even pure fluoro decalin up the rec. It'll be decilian pure fluoro decilian up the rectum. This liquid, which already is used in some medical procedures, can be loaded up with oxygen. As it releases that oxygen into the body space. In the, you know, liquids, chemicals, you know, structures open to, you know, absorb inhaled oxygen and carbon. [00:18:49] Speaker B: Wait, absorb, exhaled. [00:18:51] Speaker A: As it releases oxygen into the body, the space, the liquid, chemicals, structures opens so it takes the carbon dioxide out. So you know, this liquid works as a lung essentially. This is fucking cool. This is cool. And experiments with, you know, mice, pigs, enemas of the super oxygen rich liquid helped animals survive in low oxygen conditions. Each 400 millimeter dose boosted pig's blood oxygen for about 19 minutes at a time. [00:19:24] Speaker B: Okay. [00:19:24] Speaker A: Tak's team shared the findings in MED 2021. Further pig tests reported in 2023 showed the technique can improve animals oxygen levels for up to half an hour. [00:19:40] Speaker B: Okay, so this has a very short availability. [00:19:47] Speaker A: Oh no, like I'm sure they're like only doing it for like little bits at a time. [00:19:51] Speaker B: Well, no, that's how long the medicine's lasting. Like they have to scientifically figure out how to make it last longer till like to maybe it like lasts every 12 hours. So it can be a twice a day medication. This is cool. [00:20:13] Speaker A: Now the researchers have tested the safety of butt breathing in people. 27 healthy male volunteers in Japan. Each took a doc a dose of the non oxygenated long word up the anus and were asked to hold it for an hour. Those smallest doses got a square of 25 millimeters. The biggest dose was a whopping 1.1.5 liters. Jesus. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Well, no, the large intestinal tracks pretty damn big. [00:20:42] Speaker A: It's still a lot. The maximum approved for the contrast agent liquids. I'm using X ray scans of the GI tract. Four of the six men in the planned 1.5 liter group had to stop receiving liquid early due to stomach pain. Of course. Yeah. But most of those who got it up to one liter fared pretty well. Bloating and mild tummy discomfort aside, Takabay's team reports in the September12 Med that the researchers were funded by Eva Therapeutics, a startup that talk about cow founded to pursue the project. This is smart. I like all of this. Even if people could technically get oxygen through the intestines, sustained oxygen support would require a lot of enemas over and over. A liter of the crazy liquid cover carries 500 milliliters of oxygen. We use 250 milliliters a minute. [00:21:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I feel like it can be added in as a support system. [00:21:54] Speaker A: Mean, I feel like, you know, if they could find a way to get oxygen back into it and like have it as a loop, like fucking dialysis. [00:22:02] Speaker B: So they need to make it so that it's a. It has a sustained effect. It's not like, oh, we're on medication now, we don't work anymore. It can't be held in the system longer. [00:22:14] Speaker A: Well, I mean, if you remove the oxygen from water, fish will fucking, you know, die. [00:22:19] Speaker B: Yep. [00:22:23] Speaker A: So. But yeah, I mean, if there's like a way to like, dialysis, this thing and have, you know, continuous, you know, oxygenated, you know, butt water going in them. [00:22:35] Speaker B: I know, but you can't walk around with water being shut up your. Being shoved up your butt continuously. You have to be able to work. [00:22:44] Speaker A: Unless, you know, you just. [00:22:46] Speaker B: Unless you're rich enough that you don't have to work when you get sick. [00:22:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Or if you're like in a hospital bed, you know, with, you know, like pneumonia or something like that. And you know, it's like, oh, we can't fucking, you know, get oxygen into them. It's like, boom, there we go, right up the butt. Butt breathing, you know, or have like a backpack that fucking, you know, cleans it, reoxygenates it and puts it back in, you'd be able to walk around. I'm sure. People walk around. [00:23:20] Speaker B: Enema. [00:23:22] Speaker A: No. [00:23:22] Speaker B: Okay. As you've never had an enema. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Actually, we have the fucking. [00:23:29] Speaker B: That's different. [00:23:30] Speaker A: How's that different? [00:23:34] Speaker B: It's completely different. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Has an enema function. An enema, as far as I'm concerned. I'm a. I'm an enema. Boy. [00:23:43] Speaker B: As someone who's never had a true enema, you. You have no legs to speak on. [00:23:48] Speaker A: I don't speak out of my legs. [00:23:49] Speaker B: Anyway, I know I said the phrase wrong. You. [00:23:54] Speaker A: You can't speak out your legs. You cannot speak, but you can breathe out your butt. Yeah. No, this is amazing. Like, I. I love all of this. And I'm like, this is just like, one dude's like, I. I guarantee you it just started as, like, a drunk thought, like, I wonder if I can breathe through my butt. And then, like, his, like, you know, Asian brains, like, all right, time to find out how to do it. And he did. Very proud of this, man. Hell yeah. Japan's awesome, you know? Next story. Thai woman found alive and coffin after being brought in for cremation. [00:24:41] Speaker B: This is why we need more wakes. [00:24:45] Speaker A: I mean, I'm sure she was, like, not doing well. I'm sure she's, like, dead by now. [00:24:49] Speaker B: Probably. Bangkok, point of wakes. You stood around and got drunk while you waited for your drunk friend to wake up to confirm he was dead before you buried him. [00:25:00] Speaker A: Yeah, but this is back when, you know, alcohol could blind you. [00:25:04] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm kind of sad I missed out on those days, aren't you? No, I'm not. [00:25:13] Speaker A: I fucking, you know, did so much back in my days, I'm surprised I'm alive. I drink Everclear back in my days. [00:25:23] Speaker B: But it wasn't the M thing with. [00:25:26] Speaker A: The L. Right, The M thing with the L. Yeah. [00:25:29] Speaker B: There. It's an alcohol. You said you would never make me drink, but it has an M and an L in it. [00:25:35] Speaker A: Oh, My brain's saying Merlot and it's not Merlot. [00:25:44] Speaker B: Merlot. Because I already know I don't like Merlot. The point is, God, who has died from drinking ever Everclear. [00:26:05] Speaker A: Let's see Chicago's famous drink. Merlot or Malort. There we go. I'm like. Like, my brain's like, do not fucking think of that evil word. Malort. Yeah, it's fucking God awful. Like, I was showing my wife. Yeah. [00:26:29] Speaker B: I'm not convinced. I wouldn't like it. [00:26:32] Speaker A: I'm half tempted to just get you, like, if I can find, like, a shooter of Malort, you know, just like. [00:26:38] Speaker B: Hey, I'm really curious to try it because you know how much I like bitter. [00:26:44] Speaker A: I mean, it's like drinking a. Like, take a cigarette off the ground and, like, ground it up and, like, put it into a drink and then, like, piss in that drink and then, like, put burnt hair in there and then take a shot of that. I'm sure it tastes better than. Yeah, it's awful. Just like, there. There's things that you can drink and things you cannot drink. That is one of the things you cannot drink. Like. Like. Like, I'm sure some was, like, at middle school, big, let's make a drink that no one can drink. And then, like, it just. It was a joke that went too far. And, like, now people are buying it to, you know, just challenge their friends to drink it. Like, that is in. That is entirely how they keep alive as a company. It's like, hey, like, even the word sounds disgusting. Malort. You want some malort? Gross. Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I want to try malort. It's like famous last words. Like, I have had a shot of Everclear that had weed in the bottle. So, like, all the weed. All the bottle was green. And I'm like, ah, that was awful. Just straight too. No chaser. I made a face and. Oh, yeah, this just gives me, like, flashbacks. It's like flashbacks at Nam. And I wasn't even in Nam. Like, oh, no, that was awful. But, you know, like, this is probably how this lady passed out. Honestly, this Thai woman probably had some more. Lord. And it's like. And like, it took her that long to, you know, like, oh, no, grandma's dead. Bottom malort next to her. And it's like, just like, one shot out of it. Yeah. A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation. Why would you get her a coffin if you're gonna cremate her? What a waste of money. Now let's keep going. Wat Rot Pakhorang th A Buddhist temple in the providence of a place Non th. I'm saying all of this wrong. I am apologizing to you people. I'm sorry. Posted a video on his Facebook group showing a woman lying in a white coffin in the back of a pickup truck, slightly moving her arms and head, leaving the temple staff bewildered. Like, they put the name. And I'm like, parat Stupood. [00:30:07] Speaker B: Okay, I'm not going to lie. I zoned out for a second and I. I thought I heard you say, like, stupid in, like, a really Stupid way. And I looked up and I don't think you're wrong. [00:30:24] Speaker A: I mean, I apologize to this family. I do not mean to disrespect you. I don't know the language and I do not know how to say your names. I am sorry. You know, you can reach out to me at Alex at truck on Instagram and me out. It's fine. [00:30:45] Speaker B: I'm sure if our words sound like cuss words and other words languages. [00:30:49] Speaker A: It's S o o D T H o o P. Soothe Thorpe. [00:30:59] Speaker B: I wouldn't have any much. I wouldn't not have any. [00:31:01] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it's. It's. It's a nightmare. That's why I tried to like, just like, you know, muscle through it, like, ah, okay. The temple's general and finance manager told the Associated Press on Monday that the 65 year old woman's brother drove from the Prince for the providence. Nah, I'm not even trying. I'm not even trying. Like, like, if I say this word, I'm gonna like, summon a demon. Jesus Christ. To be cremated. They say they heard a faint knock coming from the coffin. I was a bit surprised, you know, I. I imagine, you know, the brother's like, oh. And she's like, I'm not dead. Like the Monty Python bit, baby. Mo, can you not not do that? [00:31:46] Speaker B: Wait, was he killing her for her money? [00:31:48] Speaker A: I doubt it. They're in Bangkok, they don't have money. According to the brother said his sister had been bedridden for about two years when her health deteriorated. She unresponsive, appearing to stop breathing for two days. Do some butt breathing, dude. Be all good. The brother then placed the coffin and placed her in a coffin and made the 300 mile journey to a hospital in Bangkok where the woman had previously expressed her wish to donate organ. I. I hate to, you know, be the bearer of bad news, but if you're old, they're not taking your organs. [00:32:31] Speaker B: Wait, so was she confirmed dead or like, he was like, taking care of her at home? [00:32:36] Speaker A: Shoot. He was 300 miles away from Bangkok in Thailand. I mean, I don't think like he had a doctor to be like, is she dead? She was just unresponsive. It's like the second she starts to sleep, it's like, all right, in the coffin you go, all right, let's get you out of here. That way I can like, you know, some over here. What? What? Mo. All right, come on, Mo, you're. You're probably stepping on things. Stop it. Come on. Okay, mo, Why do you have to do this. Mel, stop it. Stop. Come here. Come here. [00:33:28] Speaker B: I'm trying to think of technical difficulty, difficulties with a cat pun. I'm not coming up with anything. [00:33:34] Speaker A: This is a catastrophe. Come here. [00:33:38] Speaker B: Is she damaging something or what is she doing? [00:33:41] Speaker A: She's like standing like on the board threateningly. And like, I, I can't see like my levels or anything because. Yeah, come on. Yeah. [00:33:51] Speaker B: Why don't you just. Just kick her out? [00:33:53] Speaker A: I. I can't because she's like wedged herself in. [00:33:58] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [00:33:59] Speaker A: Yeah, she's a little brat. She knows what she's doing. [00:34:01] Speaker B: Of course she does. Oh my. [00:34:05] Speaker A: So, yeah, so this, this dude drove 300 miles because, like his know, sister's like, I want to donate my organs. [00:34:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:16] Speaker A: And like, like I, I imagine like, like the doctor gets like the 65 year old liver and like, what is this? Why is it hard? Like, like, I'm sure, like my liver at this point, it's like g. They throw it in the garbage. The. The hospital refused to accept the brother's offer as he didn't have an official death certificate. [00:34:42] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:34:43] Speaker A: His temple offered free cremation service, which is why the brother approached them on Sunday. But they also refused due to a missing document. Oh, thank you for bureaucracy, I guess. The temple's manager said that while he was explaining on how to get a dev certificate kit that they heard the knocking. Then they assessed her and sent her to a nearby hospital. The abbot said that the temple would cover her medical expenses. That's nice. You know, hey, burn my sister alive. Okay, well, she's not dead. Okay. Yeah, we'll take care of her. Isn't it nice to be in America where, you know, a hospital is right around the corner? If you live in a big city, it's great. But on to the next story. Oh, God, this one. This is like the worst. So there is a. A dude that, you know, has a council seat in Nambia. He. He won the last, you know, election and he won the current election. His name is Adolf Hitler. And, you know, he is. Removed the name Hitler from his identity document and now it is a name that I have no idea how to, you know, even say anymore. It is u u N O a union. Yeah, I think that was pretty close. Honestly Adolph, you know, my name is not Adolf Hitler. I'm Adolf. You know? Yeah. I've seen people in the past calling me Adolf Hitler, trying to associate me with someone I don't even know. Yeah, I, I feel bad for this dude because his dad named him Adolf Hitler. Without understanding the historical significance of the name. It's like, fuck, dude. [00:36:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it sucks. [00:37:02] Speaker A: And he is like an older dude too. [00:37:05] Speaker B: And, you know, okay, babe, did you ever see Life of PI? [00:37:10] Speaker A: I've seen bits and pieces of it. [00:37:12] Speaker B: Okay, so the kid's original name. So his name is Pissing because his uncle went to a hotel and he liked the hotel. And so he recognized that name to his brother as a name for his kid. But in the school, everyone called him Pissing. And so one year at the beginning of the year, he wrote out, like, I don't know, like, how many digits of the PI algorithm. And so he managed to change his nickname to PI from Pissing. [00:37:45] Speaker A: See, like that, that's the thing I love about India is, like, people give, you know, Indian people so much, you know, because they live in insane amounts of poverty and their culture is so different than ours. [00:38:04] Speaker B: Their culture is way cooler. But continue. [00:38:06] Speaker A: Some, some of their. [00:38:08] Speaker B: Any culture is cooler. [00:38:11] Speaker A: I mean, they have like a festival where they throw cow shit at each other. [00:38:17] Speaker B: And that's a bad thing because you would go to that and you would enjoy yourself. [00:38:23] Speaker A: I would not go to that. Absolutely not. [00:38:26] Speaker B: I would fucking go to it and I would enjoy it and I would enjoy myself. [00:38:30] Speaker A: They'd get cow shit in your hair. [00:38:32] Speaker B: And if I lived in India, wouldn't my hair be pink? [00:38:37] Speaker A: No, you're like, you're down from all. [00:38:39] Speaker B: The cat or the cow from all the cat. [00:38:49] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, like, you know, like, I, I, I, I have met, you know, quite a few Indians and like, they're, you know, good, respectable people. And then, like, it just takes a few to, like, just turn, like a bunch of racists all crazy. And I'm like, dude, you know, stop it. You know, all you have to do is just, you know, kind of, you know, like, look at them as a whole, like, people like, oh, all these fucking Indian, you know, scam call centers. It's like, yeah, people in India hate them too. [00:39:22] Speaker B: Of course they do. [00:39:24] Speaker A: Yeah, like, yeah, we hate those fucking people. You know, they make the rest of us look like we're all fucking trying to scam your grandma for all her fucking inheritance. It's like, yeah, okay, so, yeah, I don't, I don't put a blanket statement on, you know, any one country except for America, because we're awesome. Yeah, we're just like, we know how to, like, roll out the crazies. So, yeah, I, I feel bad for this dude, but, you know, he's no longer Adolf Hitler. He is Adolf Hitler, you know, then that's what I'm going to call him. I'm like, hello. Like if I ever like see him in like real life, if he ever like comes to America, like hello Mr. Ya. He's like, Ah, that was so bad. Just call me Hitler. It's fine. But speaking of more like that. Author of Inconvenient Incident Indian Discovers that he has no Indigenous Roots I don't know what Inconvenient Indian is. I'm sure it's a book. Yeah, it says author a book by Thomas King. Yeah. Inconvenient Indian Curious Account of Native People in North America. Okay. An award winning. What? [00:40:52] Speaker B: What's it about? [00:40:53] Speaker A: Okay, let me see. Inconvenient Indian A Curious Account of the Native People in North America is a book by the American Canadian author Thomas King. First published in 2012, it presents the history of Indigenous people in North America. The book had been adapted into a documentary film called titled the Inconvenient Indian, directed by Michelle Latimer, which premiered at the Toronto film festival in 2020. King's work is an account of the history of the people of Indigenous right and treaties in North America. He notes the portrayal of Indigenous people in popular media as having contributed greatly to the public knowledge of North American Indians. The book ends on the following note. In the last 500 years are in any indication what Native what Native people of North America do with future should be very curious indeed. [00:41:52] Speaker B: So was he cl did he also think he was Native American? [00:41:55] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure. [00:41:56] Speaker B: Okay. Cuz whether he is or not doesn't need to have any bearing on the book. [00:42:03] Speaker A: But I mean his name was Thomas King. Like you know, Indian. But an award winning Canadian American author whose career was tied to his apparent Indigenous Indian an stress ancestry has recently learned that he has no Cherokee roots. Thomas King revealed the findings on Monday in an opinion piece published by the Globe and Mail newspaper. The announcement follows a mid November meeting with King and 2 the Tribal Alliance Against Frauds, a US based group dedicated to exposing people who falsely claim American Indian heritage. I mean I think I have like enough Native American in me. I don't have chest hair so I'm Native enough. Okay. [00:42:52] Speaker B: Thank God for that. Chest hair's weird. [00:42:54] Speaker A: The 82 year old says he accepts the findings of the genealogist with the organization, but writes in his essay, I feel though as I have been ripped in half. [00:43:04] Speaker B: Oh yeah, he just lost his identity. [00:43:06] Speaker A: Not the Indian I had in mind. Not the Indian I had in mind. Not Indian at all. Damn. He said he never meant to intentionally mislead people believing that he genuinely had Native American ancestry. Fucking l, dude. That sucks. My guy King said he grew up with family stories that his father's biological father, King's apparent paternal grandfather was a man named Elvin Hunt, who is part Cherokee. Still, King said he long followed the rumors about his ancestry. I knew who I was, knew my family history, and at the time, I realized that I wasn't a good Indian. I hadn't been raised on a reservation, didn't speak Cherokee. So, yeah, you're not Indian, dude. [00:43:59] Speaker B: I mean, but yeah, my family has Indian in it, but it's like, really thin. [00:44:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm probably like 1 128th. I'm sure my mom knows, you know, I'm not. I'm not enough to, like, get any benefits from it, but it's fine, man. I. I feel bad for this dude. I'm sure he, like, grew up his entire life back. I'm a native. [00:44:31] Speaker B: I mean, as long as this doesn't affect his book, which I don't think it should. [00:44:35] Speaker A: I mean, the book has already been turned into a movie. This is back in 2012. Like, I haven't even heard of this book, you know? Yeah, I mean, it's been 13 years, dude. You know, your book has already gone through its whole thing, so, yeah, I mean, sorry, dude, but, you know, not sorry. It sucks. Next story. Oh, yeah, I. I saw the. The title of this one. I'm just like, yeah. About time, man. Divorce his wife after she puts him in debt, sending $94,000 to a male streamer. [00:45:21] Speaker B: Is this US dollars? [00:45:23] Speaker A: US dollars, yeah. A man in Central China has filed for divorce after learning his wife blew their life savings on a male streamer, sending him 670,000 won, around $94,000 USD, and leaving the family deep in debt. Mr. Liu from Xin how spent eight years living frugally and funneling nearly all of his income to his wife, hoping to give her a sense of security. According to the South Mail, the South China Morning Post, he saved about 1.16 million won, about $163,000 USD during that time, all of which he entrusted to her. Bad move, my guy. Always a bad move. But when he recently asked to check the account, his wife refused, raising suspicions. Later, she broke down and admitting that the money was gone. Out of the 1.16 million won, she had tipped 670,000 won to the male live streamer. She followed obsessively. She couldn't explain where the rest of the money Went on top of that. On top of that she borrowed another 80,000 wonder about $11,200 USD from online lenders pushing the family into debt. Lou said that he lived on bare bones rental costing just $301 $42 a month while sending nearly every spare sent home. His wife had been a full time caregiver for their child. Since they were married eight years ago. I have been saving money on food and expenses and offered all the money to her. However, she gave all that money to another man. She told hand TV that he had felt like he had been stabbed in the back and no longer loved her. The wife admitted that she had become obsessed with the streamer chat logs reportedly showing her asking her to call. Asking him to call her baby though that she insisted they never met offline. With the savings wiped out and 80,000 won in debt, Lou now plans to recover half the couple's common property before filing for divorce. This isn't the first extreme case of viewers sending massive streams to live streamers. Some live streamers. Last year another man in China live streamed on live stream, live on steam. Bun streamed his life savings. Oh fucking. He sent a streamer. 550. Half a million dollars just to be called bro. Wow. Yeah, I mean maybe that's who I should, you know. Mochi, can you stop it? I know you. You'll get all the love here in a bit. Okay, Let me just finish. Okay. Find. Find a happy spot at least like just like lay down or do something. Okay. There. You happy? Yeah. I. I would not be happy if you, you know, sent like, you know, all my money to the. [00:49:02] Speaker B: Would I do that for. [00:49:07] Speaker A: But yeah, this is what I need to do is just, you know, need to like, you know, learn how to speak Korean to bake. Hello my Korean friends and like call them bro and stuff and like send me a million dollars and I'll call you bro. I'll call you on the phone. What's up bro? Oh yes, Alex. But you know they have that money to do that. I feel bad for that guy. That sucks. But now on to some advice and some Am I the assholes? So on advice. I saw this one by yummy006. Is a sexless relationship actually possible? 20 female. Yes, mo. Yeah, I'll be done here soon. Okay. Are you just. You want to find a happy spot and you want to just, you know. Okay. Give you scratches. I'm 20 female. I've only been in two non serious relationships. One of them involved sex and honestly, I don't feel anything during Sex and I don't really see the point of it. I feel like men are the only ones who truly enjoy it. When I realized being in a relationship meant I was expected to do it more often, I started looking into birth control methods. But that actually pushed me into making the decision to stop having sex altogether. Even if birth control is effective, there's always a chance of pregnancy, plus all the hormonal side effects and changes to my body. It just doesn't feel worth going through all that for something I don't enjoy. Now I'm kind of spiraling because I feel like I'm never going to find a guy who'd want a serious relationship with someone like me whom for whom sex is a hard no. Maybe I'm being too pessimistic, but the few male friends I had saying they can't be in a sex relationship. Are there any men here who can give me some advice or perspective? Is it realistic for to hope for a relationship like that? Yeah. I mean you can make a pen pal with a prison inmate. You can just, you know, send them letters back and forth and they'll tell you how pretty you are and. And no sex. [00:51:27] Speaker B: I mean being ace isn't bad. [00:51:36] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean you just have to find someone like you. It's not an impossible task. It is a harder task though. [00:51:44] Speaker B: Just know that also has OP ruled out that she's not a lesbian and it's just not attracted to men. [00:51:53] Speaker A: I mean most people haven't. But the comments. So yeah, I mean just find someone like you if you want a relationship. Honestly, you may be, you know, asexual. A sexual a sexless relationship is super possible, but finding a partner who is genuinely cool is the real challenge. Yep. I also want to add to this. I am demisexual. Don't know what that means. [00:52:29] Speaker B: It means you need to have her amount to connect to connection with someone in order to feel sexual arousal from them. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Oh, neat. I always wondered if I was ace until I found out that I just really wasn't connecting with my exes on the level that I needed to. I needed to feel physically comfortable to freely enjoy sex that makes me sad to type. That's why my state straight relationships were like no deep emotional click connection possible. Thinking that's how I was gonna be glad figuring out that I'm probably pan. Sexist Relationships exist no doubt. The main hustle is meeting someone who's chill with that setup. Yep, just find someone that's, you know, into that. [00:53:17] Speaker B: I mean LP's only 20 though. Like there's still experimentation. Should still be done. Should still be done. Like, don't. Like, she should explore other avenues for romantic partners. 20 is too young to cut yourself off. [00:53:33] Speaker A: I mean. Yep. Just, you know, be friends with people. It's fine. You know, find, like, that nerd that's, like. Like, too scared to even ask for it, and then, boom, there you go. [00:53:49] Speaker B: That's not fair to the nerd. The nerd will want some, right? [00:53:54] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you know, you get, like. You send the nerd out, and back there, there's a bunch of ladies, and you go, say hi to those ladies. Hey, what's up, ladies? Do you want to see my penis? Oh, no, don't say that. Nerd. Fuck. I mean, I feel like we all have, like, that one friend that's just like, no, why did I bring him, you know, out to, like, the strip club? I think she really likes me. Oh, my God. It's like, no, you paid her $20. [00:54:31] Speaker B: For a private pen friend who kissed the hooker. [00:54:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I, I, I. I still keep up with them. He's still my friend on Facebook, and, like, I. I see everything he's doing. I'm like, dude, like, I should message him. Like, dude, remember when you kissed that hooker, told her you loved her in North Dakota? It's like, oh, dude, don't remind me. I'm like, yeah, I figured you just, like, needed something to cheer you up. Like, he. He lives in Germany now, so he'll never hear this, but. But it's fine. Like, you know, he lives in Germany, you know, got a divorce, and, you know, not like, for a minute there, he was on Facebook talking mad shit like, holy fuck, dude. And then he, like, immediately, like, deleted all of it. Just, like, he came out, like, the most hatred hate trick, you know? Hateful vitriolic, you know? I'm like, damn, dude. Like, you are going hard big. This dumb. You know, it's like they deleted all. He's like, I'm working on myself. I'm like, that's growth. That's growth. You know? I'll give it to him. Yeah. I'm like, all right, you're fine. You know, but now I kind of want to message him. Remember when you kissed the hooker? Like, fuck. [00:56:23] Speaker B: Fuck. [00:56:24] Speaker A: He just, like, explodes on Facebook again. Blocks me. [00:56:28] Speaker B: No, that's like, one of his, like, deep, dark thoughts when he's trying to fall asleep at, like, one in the morning. It's like, remember the time. [00:56:36] Speaker A: Kissed the hooker. And what's funny is he, like, met his wife in like, you know, North Dakota, like, with us. Like, that's where he met her. I don't know what the fuck she was doing in North Dakota. [00:56:55] Speaker B: Would you have gone out with any of the girls you knew in North Dakota? [00:56:58] Speaker A: I didn't know any girls in North Dakota. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Okay, good. [00:57:02] Speaker A: Like, the. The ratio. Let me. Let me. Let me break this down for you. The ratio of girls or women to men was about 22 to 1. Like, so for every 20 men, 22 men that were out there, one woman. And I. I remember, like, there was one day I was, like, sitting at the Walmart parking lot, and I don't know what the I was doing there. I was doing something, like, something stupid, and I'm like, just watching this cart get pushed by the wind, you know, just traveling around the parking lot looking for a victim. And then I see this woman get out of her car, and then she goes to the front of. Like, she has a truck, and I see her go to the front of the truck, and, you know, she's trying to pop her hood, but she has that secondary safety latch. And I watch her for 20 minutes, just, you know, trying to figure out, go back in, you know, hit it again, you know, just trying to figure out how to lift the fucking hood. I already knew how to do it. And I'm just like. The cart is a distant memory at this point, and I'm just, like, watching this lady. I'm like, how do these women get married to a man? They're too stupid. [00:58:37] Speaker B: There's this thing called the Internet. Like, if I can't do something and it's taken more than seven minutes. [00:58:42] Speaker A: Oh, no. Like, she. She had no idea I was even sitting there watching. I would. [00:58:47] Speaker B: If I was trying to figure out how to get under my hood, I would not go ask some random stranger. [00:58:50] Speaker A: Oh, no, no. I was, like, across the fucking lot, you know? Like, I wasn't like, you know, right across the way. [00:58:56] Speaker B: Were you eating anything? [00:58:58] Speaker A: I think I was, like, waiting for fucking Ziploc or something like that. [00:59:01] Speaker B: Okay. [00:59:02] Speaker A: I had a friend named Ziploc because, you know, he came to me. You know, he's like, hey, dude, I'm about to get this job, but I need some fake piss. I thought, like, they were going to, like, hire me on, like, here in a couple months. Like, once, like, my fucking contract ended. But they want me now. Like, do you have clean piss? I'm like, I do. And so I. I piss into a Ziploc bag, and I. I give him this Ziploc bag and some fucking like duct tape. That's not. And so you peed in a Ziploc bag? I peed on Ziploc bag for this man? [00:59:47] Speaker B: Yes. [00:59:50] Speaker A: You know, enough to, like, fit, you know, fake the test. And so I'm like, all right, you know, get up in there. Go. You don't do the fucking test. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Wait, you would have passed the piss test? [00:59:59] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. [01:00:00] Speaker B: In North Dakota. Yeah. Weren't you, like, doing everything? [01:00:06] Speaker A: Yeah, after I got a fucking job. [01:00:08] Speaker B: Okay. [01:00:09] Speaker A: But, you know, so, like, I gave him, like, this fake piss or, like, real piss, but it was my piss and a Ziploc. And he, like, duct tapes it to his leg. No. Yeah, yeah. Like, just, like, on. Like, the inner. Like, by his penis. [01:00:28] Speaker B: But it's a Ziploc bag. [01:00:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm aware. Like, trust me, I know how the story ends. And so he, like, goes in. He waddles in. He's like, all right, I'm here to do my test. And so as he's getting the fucking Ziploc bag, you know, off his leg, it explodes all over him. Just all over him. Just like. And like, 20 minutes later, he comes walking out. A piss stain. My piss stain on his pants. And so I look at him and I'm like, how'd it go? Maybe just, you know, maybe it all worked out. He's like, they found Zibla. They found the Ziploc bag. I'm like, Why are you wet? I. I'm just like. He's like, so I was getting the Ziploc bag off of me and exploded, and I got pissed everywhere, dude. Oh, no. I'm like, did you get any of it in the cup? He's like, no. And he's like, then I had to use my own piss. I'm like, you could have just quit your job, dude. You could have just, like, not had a job and, like, had another job tomorrow. It had been fine. But he's like, yeah, man, that. That's on me. I'm like. And, like, I was driving my car, so, like, I had, like. At least it was my piss, you know, getting on my seat. So I'm like, okay. Yeah, like, you know, driving back to work. And, like, he got, like, fired. My God, that sucks. And, like, all of our friends, I'm like, his name is Ziploc. And I told him all the story. [01:02:51] Speaker B: I mean, when that happens and you get that kind of name, it kind of becomes a badge of honor, so you gotta keep it. [01:02:56] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like, you know, pretty much everyone had a nickname. I was Thomas. We Had Steinberg, fucking Big Hoss, Baby Huey, you know, like, everyone had a fucking nickname, you know, he was just Ziploc. [01:03:12] Speaker B: Nickname or an alias nickname. What's the difference? [01:03:17] Speaker A: An alias is, like, you know, something that, like, when you're doing, like, a spy mission, they call. Yeah, like. Yeah, they call me the Steed. It's like, what do they call. Why do they call you the Steed? [01:03:30] Speaker B: It's like, oh, like, when they give, like, the flat, like, package. Like, brown package, and it says papers. [01:03:38] Speaker A: What? [01:03:39] Speaker B: Yeah, when you get a fake id, it comes in, like, a small brown package, like, the flat ones you put, like, donuts in. [01:03:48] Speaker A: I've never had a fake id, but. [01:03:51] Speaker B: They say papers, like, in all the black and white movies my parents watched. Because it's a valid source of information, right? [01:04:01] Speaker A: No, I'm pretty damn sure, like, the black and white movies your parents were watching were just like Reefer Madness over and over again. Oh, let's watch Reefer Madness again. [01:04:13] Speaker B: I saw that. I never watched that. I watched that with someone else. [01:04:16] Speaker A: I watched that with my friend, the. [01:04:19] Speaker B: Repo dude, and he has, like, the car that, like, grows green and it flies at night. [01:04:24] Speaker A: What? [01:04:25] Speaker B: Yeah. No, no. [01:04:28] Speaker A: Reefer Madness was a propaganda propaganda film against marijuana. [01:04:34] Speaker B: Oh, that's sad. [01:04:35] Speaker A: Yeah, it was hilarious. [01:04:37] Speaker B: Hand me my beer. [01:04:40] Speaker A: The podcast is almost over anyway, but. But, yeah, I'll. I'll end on, you know, this whole Reefer Manus. Like, Courtney, have you ever seen Reefer Madness? [01:04:54] Speaker B: Like, I heard of it, and, like, I think I saw flips of it when I was a teenager. We were making fun of it. [01:05:02] Speaker A: So, like, I. I went over to my friend Ariana and Sean's house. [01:05:07] Speaker B: And. [01:05:09] Speaker A: Like, you know, she's like, hey, have you ever seen Reefer Madness? And she pulls out this dvd, and I'm like, no. She pops in this DVD of Reefer man. It's like, we're gonna watch Reefer Madness. We're all smoking mad amounts of marijuana at this point. Like, we're all blazed, and it's this propaganda film about the dangers of marijuana. And so, you know, like, it just, like, shows, like, all the bad things that can happen. Like, when you're, like, smoking weed, like, there's a scene like this dude's, like, in the fucking closet, like, smoking weed like a crackhead, you know? And, like, this lady, like, you know, playing the piano, he's like, faster. Play faster. You know, like, I'm like, that. That's crack. That's cocaine. That. That. That's, you know, not good stuff. And like, we're just sitting there just like dying, laughing at the stupid ass movie. And I'm just like, like, maybe weed is bad or maybe weed is actually good. And then, like, I don't remember too much more about the night because, like, we started smoking more weed and I forgot. There's like a decade of my life where I'm like, I have no idea what happened there. There could be bodies. I have no idea. [01:06:35] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [01:06:39] Speaker A: I mean, that. That's when you all knew me. So, you know, like, I was smoking mad amounts of marijuana back in them days, like back when I worked for Walmart. Like, we'd go out and have safety meetings and, you know, just like, smoke weed. But this the one thing we didn't get to is, am I the asshole for telling my sister that she shouldn't have sex after she had a hysterectomy? Yeah, you should have just let your fucking sister suffer. Dude, I'm not gonna even read the story. You know, obviously the doctor told your sister all the warnings, like, don't right now. You know? [01:07:28] Speaker B: Yeah, people are dumb. [01:07:31] Speaker A: We turned your into a balloon knot. So just leave it alone right now. [01:07:36] Speaker B: Yeah, leave it alone, people. [01:07:39] Speaker A: Gosh, listen to your doctors. But, you know, that, that, that's it for this week. I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. I. I worked. It's fine. And we'll be back, you know, hopefully next week if I remember to upload this episode. I mean, like, there's like a 70 chance. I'm like, did I upload last week's episode? Probably not now. Now have to, like, look on this episode to see if I uploaded last week. No, did not. So, yeah, you're gonna get a little double episode. Isn't that cool? Little twofer. Neato. [01:08:30] Speaker B: Yep. [01:08:30] Speaker A: All right, bye. [01:08:31] Speaker B: Bye. Bye.